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Hannah & Rose discuss good deeds, bad parents, and how to make sure all your heartfelt efforts wind up being completely pointless as they watch Pay It Forward (2000).

Hannah & Rose discuss divorce, disaster, and why your rebound is secretly a scumbag as they watch San Andreas (2015).

Hannah & Rose continue to discuss teen angst, poorly hidden cups, and why angels have been playing hooky for the past thousand years as they finish Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013).

Hannah & Rose discuss teen angst, poorly hidden cups, and why angels have been playing hooky for the past thousand years as they watch Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013).

Hannah & Rose discuss mysterious monsigneurs, pious priests, and why everyone in Cathedral City will soon be dead from black lung as they watch Priest (2011).

Hannah & Rose discuss T-virus mutations, medical mysteries, and where to find all your latest zombie fashions as they watch Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010).

Hannah and Rose discuss deadbeat fathers, brain dead robots, and why you shouldn’t make every character in your movie a villain as they watch Real Steel (2011).

Hannah & Rose discuss the early 2000s metal scene, the loneliness of the long distance vampire, and the respective merits of vampire versus human blood in bestowing superpowers as they watch Queen of the Damned (2002).

Hannah & Rose discuss freak weather events, immature scientists, and why we’re all one cold wind away from shattering into pieces as they watch Geostorm (2017).

Hannah & Rose discuss high school romance, the ravages of cancer, and how to woo the most obnoxious boy in school as they watch A Walk to Remember (2002).

Hannah & Rose discuss prehistoric geography, where all the prophecies have gone, and the greatest legend no one’s ever heard of as they watch 10,000 BC (2008).

Hannah & Rose discuss zombie crows, buried cities, and why you might want to think ahead before rushing to the helipad in the next apocalypse as they watch Resident Evil: Extinction (2007).

Hannah & Rose discuss hunchbacks, mad scientists, and why the story of Prometheus is not what you thought is was as they watch Victor Frankenstein (2015)

Hannah & Rose discuss obnoxious pre-teens, dysfunctional families, and how to win the love and respect of your son through competitive arm wrestling as they watch Over the Top (1987).

Hannah & Rose discuss cryo-prisons, morality statutes, and why they’re going to invest all their savings in Taco Bell as they watch Demolition Man (1993).

Hannah & Rose discuss saintly mercenaries, corporate overlords, and what not to wear during the zombie apocalypse as they watch Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)

Hannah & Rose discuss the mighty power of archeologists, the vampiric power of mummies, and the right way to imprison all your evil monsters as they watch The Mummy (2017).

Hannah & Rose discuss eye patches, pimped out rides, and why the death of cassette tapes ended the scientific revolution as they watch Escape from New York (1981).

Hannah & Rose discuss first dates, bucking bulls, and why you should always read other people’s mail as they watch The Longest Ride (2015).

Hannah & Rose discuss epic warriors, sexy monsters, and why the last ten classes of English students failed the final exam as they watch Beowulf (2007).

Hannah & Rose discuss giant monsters, embittered vets, and why mapmakers get so much hazard pay as they watch Kong: Skull Island (2017).

Hannah & Rose discuss evil corporations, sadistic security systems, and why you should be suspicious of all your married neighbors as they watch Resident Evil (2002).

Hannah & Rose discuss wife beaters, rain slickers, and why to never let teenagers make any of their own decisions as they watch I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997).

Hannah & Rose discuss the arbitrary rules of the gods, the secret history of foosball, and where all the shirts went as they watch Immortals (2011).

Hannah, Rose, and Sam discuss character continuity, Chekhov’s kitchen sink, and why sometimes the small screen is better than the big one as they watch The Simpsons Movie (2007).

Hannah & Rose discuss ugly vampires, how to act non-human, and why Lee Pace should be in everything, as they say a sad farewell to the Twilight series with Breaking Dawn, Part 2 (2012).

Hannah & Rose discuss prequels, space pirates, and why fairies make terrible house pets for people with allergies as they watch Pan (2015).

Rose fell asleep in the movie theater and missed her bus home. Now that she’s back, Hannah & Rose discuss gang wars, acting with accents, and why sometimes star-crossed lovers should just be friends as they watch Romeo Must Die (2000).

Hannah & Rose discuss medieval hair, non-medieval poetry, and the smelliest poison in the world as they watch Tristan & Isolde (2006).

Hannah & Rose discuss high school weddings, vampire pregnancies, and why a One True Love might be much, much creepier than you were expecting as they watch The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1.

Hannah & Rose discuss conquering new realms, maintaining orc-human relations, and the benefits to discovering carrier pigeon technology before you go to war as the watch Warcraft (2016).

Hannah & Rose discuss the weird West, the love/ hate relationship between the dead and dirt, and why the best actors in the world can’t save your terrible movie.

Hannah & Rose discuss the price of a bus ticket, streetfighting of the future, and how much you can really do in a day as they watch In Time (2011).

Hannah & Rose discuss werewolf snuggling, where all the deer in Washington went, and how this all seems strangely familiar as they watch The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010).

Hannah & Rose discuss health class curriculum, the many uses of library books, and how we’re all already doomed as they watch The Day After Tomorrow (2004).

Hannah & Rose discuss pagan demons, chimney food, and why you should never, ever, ever, upon pain of death, forget the Christmas spirit as they watch Krampus (2015).

Hannah & Rose discuss moon people, beetle samurai, and what weapons you shouldn’t use when you have limited depth perception as they watch Kubo and the Two Strings (2016).

Hannah & Rose discuss ambiguous hallucinations, parenting tips, and why vampires are more modest than werewolves as they watch The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009).

Rose was trapped in a movie theater by a freak popcorn accident and had to eat her way out. In celebration of her return, Hannah & Rose discuss Hugh Jackman’s hair, the difference between friars and monks, and how to decorate a 500 room castle as they watch Van Helsing (2004).

Hannah & Rose discuss the three great loves of women–cats, beauty cream, and pizza–as they watch Catwoman (2004).

Hannah & Rose discuss daddy issues, deadly poses, and why you should blame all your flaws on your ancestors as they watch Assassin’s Creed (2016).

Hannah & Rose discuss the irresistible charms of sullen teenagers, the irresistible allure of sullen vampires, and why if you has transfer high schools in the middle of your junior year, you should transfer to Forks as they watch Twilight (2008).

Hannah & Rose discuss the wonders of gravity, why everything should be on fire, and how to properly segregate your workforce as they watch Upside Down (2012).

Hannah & Rose discuss horse whispering, Jon Snow’s abs, and why you never tell anyone you’re one gladiatorial fight away from freedom as they watch Pompeii (2014).

Hannah & Rose discuss clumsy Oxford professors, the unknown heroism of Harriet Tubman, and how everything around them is secretly a Transformer as they watch Transformer: The Last Knight (2017).

Hannah & Rose discuss the inescapability of fate, the dangers of flying in an airplane where you can’t put the tray table up, and why death is the best bureaucrat as they try to escape him in Final Destination (2000).

Hannah and Rose discuss women with guns, orderlies with authority, and why you shouldn’t let the patients near knives in the asylum in Sucker Punch (2011).

Hannah & Rose discuss the German paper industry, the hidden dangers of diabetes, and why dentists are witches’ natural enemy as they watch Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013).

Hannah & Rose discuss coconut monsters, volcano demons, and another reason not to go skinny dipping in the ocean as they watch Moana (2016).

Hannah & Rose discuss valkyries, tortured cops, and the worst way to pack your dead wife’s things in Max Payne (2008).

Hannah & Rose discuss fathers and daughters, robot genomes, and the warning signs that your boyfriend may be too into your age difference as they watch Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014).

Hannah & Rose discuss bloody coffins, cutthroat antiques dealers, and the lonely life of Father David in Dracula 2000 (2000)

Hannah & Rose discuss cultists, car crashes, and the allure of Nicholas Cage in Drive Angry (2011).

Hannah & Rose discuss honeybees, poorly programmed robots, and why you should kill your treacherous children before you get reincarnated while they wait for Caine Wise to come save them from watching Jupiter Ascending (2015).

Hannah & Rose discuss astrophysics, accents, and the complicated history of Transformers on Earth in Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011).

Hannah, Rose, and Andrew discuss spiders, gadgets, and why you shouldn’t booby trap your own train in Wild, Wild West (1999).

Hannah & Rose discuss the color of will, the politics of alien autopsies, and why you should always keep your fear chamber firmly locked in Green Lantern (2011).

Hannah & Rose discuss singing snowmen, acts of true love, and the trouble with seasonal employment in Frozen (2014).

Hannah & Rose watch Charles Dickens meticulously proofread his manuscript while they wait for their next movie to start. This week in trailers, The Man Who Invented Christmas (2017).

Hannah & Rose go to the most respectfully inclusive circus in history while they wait for their next movie. This week in trailers, The Greatest Showman (2017).

Hannah & Rose discuss accents, bestsellers, and why you should take a taxi to Madison Square Garden in Highlander (1986).

Hannah & Rose wish they had a magical negro to change their lives as they’re waiting for their next movie to start. This week in trailers, Same Kind of Different as Me (2017).

Hannah & Rose ponder whether Transformers are innately good or evil, the nature of poverty in America today, and if Mudflap and Skids are just the worst. It’s Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009).

Hannah & Rose have already solved this mystery while waiting for their next movie to start. This week in trailers, Murder on the Orient Express (2017).

Hannah & Rose admire the many spacious caves and scenic overlooks available on The Mountain Between Us (2017). Roast cougar, anyone?

Hannah & Rose speculate on the dubious legacy of William Moulton Marston while they wait for their next movie to start. This week in trailers, Professor Marston and the Wonder Women (2017).

Hannah & Rose discuss prom dresses, wardrobes, and everything not to do when trying to catch crazed stalkers as they celebrate Prom Night (2008).

Hannah & Rose get in touch with their inner autonomous robotic organisms while talking Transformers (2007). It feels a lot like being in high school again.

Hannah & Rose discuss camels, sandstorms, and why you should boil your drinking water in Gomorrah as they tour the ancient Middle East in The Scorpion King (2002).

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