Comic Patrol

What do you get when you take a mermaid out of water and stick her in a mech in a world full of sand and heat? There isn't much talking here, but with a setup like that, you don't really need much more. Join us as we glance at it for the first time

During a mic check, we ended up getting sidetracked and started discussing the rogues gallery before we were even ready to record it. A little behind the scenes with The Weapons, if you will. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--

Spider-Man the Animated Series from the mid-90's is always going to hold a special place in our hearts because we grew up with it. The perfect spider-man personality and we can't help but compare other versions of the character to this one. The first 2 episodes of the second season, we are introduced to the Insidious Six (Sinister wasn't allowed to be used on a kid's show - so says censorship). Add in the fact that Spider-Man is experiencing bouts of losing his powers, he has to take on a group of his rogues at once. This is our bottle cap review of this 2 episode arc. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--

Continuing on our Arc Analysis series with a new book today - unlike our usual banter about this and that, this episode focuses intently on the first story arc (issues #1 - 4) of Valiant's 2013 Quantum & Woody. We summarize and spoil the story, dig into the characters, their motivations and even the artwork - issue by issue - to let you know all about the world. We hope you enjoy this episode of Arc Analysis.  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--   0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro  Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com)  Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 2

Across the Pages (AxP) is our series where we take two similar-ish characters from different creators/publishers and give their various forms of media a well-deserved spotlight. This week, our focus us a HELL of a ride, as we set our sights on Spawn and Hellboy, their odd similarities, their early days, their movies and a comic run for each of them. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--  0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro  Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com)  Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 2

If you grew up in the 90's, you probably watched The X-Men Animated Series. If you never did, the eff is wrong with you? The Dark Phoenix Saga was a 4 episode stretch that was pulled from the comic books arc which lasted MUCH longer... Take a dive with the Weapons to see if it was or is worth a couple of cold ones. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--

If you grew up in the 90's, you probably watched The X-Men Animated Series. If you never did, the eff is wrong with you? The Phoenix Saga was a 5 episode stretch that was pulled from the comic books arc which lasted MUCH longer... Take a dive with the Weapons to see if it was or is worth a couple of cold ones. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--

Villains range from cool to badass to cheesy. But these guys? This lot we touch on in this episode are downright out of left field. And it's great. And you've never heard of them.. Probably. A follow up to our episode 15 about odd heroes, this is all about their odd AF counterparts: the baddies. Sit back, grab a drink and try to enjoy. Things are about to get weird.  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)-- 0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com) poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW) Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy. Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 2

Soooooo Phase 4 rolled out at SDCC a few weeks ago, and we have yet to talk about it. This week, that is exactly what we're doing: predicting and planning on what we hope to see for each and every announcement made at SDCC, and where the MCU will be headed.Tune in and join Coke and Dank on the fun of predicting on what's to come. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--

The Justice League vs The Crime Syndicate.A group of super-powered individuals who have the same powers as the Justice League, but with a drastically different approach to how they go about their business. Ever imagine what it would be like if the Justice League we know were actually villainous? Well, imagine no more. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--

Two thirds of the Holy Trinity are on the run from the government, and President Luthor won't be pleased until the bounty on their heads has been completed. Batman and Superman have to fight their way through waves of DC characters on their way to Lex, the source of their headaches this time around. That, and a "pregnant" meteor.   --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--

The animated flick to start them all (I think we can all look past Superman: Doomsday), this is The New Frontier! Stylized, kind of weird and a lot of personality, this is the first animated Justice League movie to be pushed out, starting off a stream of others to follow. We pop the caps and give a little review to how we feel about this flick, it's pros and cons - join along.   --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--

The superhero of superheroes. The one, the only: Superman... is dead. That's right, this episode we're going through the different portrayals of how Supes bit the dust. Promised to you back during our 3 part DC Animated Movies discussions, here it is: the comic event of the 90's. It was a huge deal back then, and no other event since has quite captured the energy (or rage) that this one did. Included in this episode, we talk about the comic event The Death of Superman, as well as the animated films Superman: Doomsday, The Death of Superman and The Rise of the Supermen.  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--   0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro  Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com)  Some light rankings - each of our top 3 animated Bat flicks, and the ones we dislike the most.  Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy.  Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 2

Great Superman stories are difficult to come by - he's a hard character to write a compelling story for because his weaknesses are limited. Superman vs The Elite poses an interesting situation for Superman to mull over - one that has to do with his very core: his values. What happens, Superman, when the public begins to believe that you aren't enough? Fucking dope, right? --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--

It's our first big break!  The Weapons have a meeting with a studio to pitch their Gargoyles theatrical movie idea. Going through characters, casting, story and more, join us as we have psych ourselves up before heading into the meeting that could FINALLY bring this show to the big screen. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--

If you grew up in the 90's, and you somehow missed the existence of this show (which is highly doubtful), then you are missing out big time. Arguably the most underrated and beloved animated show of that era, the first 5 episodes were put out as a direct-to flick. We cover it here in our first official Bottle Cap Review. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--

Continuing on our Arc Analysis series with a new book today - unlike our usual banter about this and that, this episode focuses intently on the first story arc (issues #1 - 5) of Marvel's Hawkeye: My Life as a Weapon. We summarize and spoil the story, dig into the characters, their motivations and even the artwork - issue by issue - to let you know all about the world. We hope you enjoy this episode of Arc Analysis.  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--   0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro 6:30 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com) 57:15 poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW) 1:05:30 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy. 1:08:10 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 2

Part 3 of 4 of our DC Animated movies breakdown. We're finally here: talking about DC's money man: The Batman. In this episode, we, The Weapons, go through the animated Bat-flicks and give our unopinionated opinions on each of them. We aren't always right about them, but we're never wrong. Included in this episode (in order): Batman: Gotham KnightBatman: Under the Red HoodBatman: Year OneBatman: The Dark Knight Returns Parts 1 & 2Batman: Assault on ArkhamSon of BatmanBatman vs RobinBatman: Bad BloodBatman: The Killing JokeBatman & Harley QuinnBatman: Gotham by Gaslight  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--   0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro 5:55 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com) 1:02:04 Some light rankings - each of our top 3 animated Bat flicks, and the ones we dislike the most. 1:04:30 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy. 1:07:10 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 2

Part 2 of 4 of our DC Animated movies breakdown. We, The Weapons, go through the next 10 (excluding Death of Superman and all things Batman-centric) and give our unopinionated opinions on each of them. We aren't always right about them, but we're never wrong. Included in this episode (in order): Superman: UnboundJustice League: The Flashpoint ParadoxJustice League: WarJustice League: Throne of AtlantisJustice League: Gods & MonstersJustice League vs Teen TitansJustice League DarkTeen Titans: The Judas ContractSuicide Squad: Hell to PayConstantine: City of Demons  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--   0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro 5:15 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com) 1:08:45 Some light rankings - each of our top 3 movies out of the ones covered in the past 2 episodes. 1:21:03 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy. 1:23:36 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 2

Part 1 of 4 of our DC Animated movies breakdown. We, The Weapons, go through the first 10 (excluding Superman: Doomsday and all things Batman-centric) and give our unopinionated opinions on each of them. We aren't always right about them, but we're never wrong. Included in this episode (in order): Justice League: The New FrontierWonder WomanGreen Lantern: First FlightSuperman/Batman: Public EnemiesJustice League: Crisis on Two EarthsSuperman/Batman: ApocalypseAll-Star SupermanGreen Lantern: Emerald KnightsJustice League: DoomSuperman vs The Elite  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--   0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro 4:38 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com) 1:04:01 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy. 1:07:44 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 1

(Note from the Weapons: we had some issues with the audio in this one, so excuse the lack of quality or any funny noises) The green machine, baby!  The Weapons throw it back with one of their very favourite properties ever: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. We discuss everything there is to do with the Turtels (except for video games, sadly) but shows, movies, comics - everything is in this show - it's your own stop Turtle stop (wax not included) Cowabunga!  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--   0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro 3:55 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com) 1:16:01 poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW) 1:25:10 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy. 1:31:21 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 1

Heroes range from cool to badass to cheesy. But these guys? This lot we touch on in this episode are downright out of left field. And it's great. And you've never heard of them.. Probably. If you have, then you may replace one of us as co-host of this show, so long as you eff yourself first. Oddballs assemble!   --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--   0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro 4:15 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com) 53:06 poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW) 1:02:11 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy. 1:06:48 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 1

Streaming services will soon replace cable; like Thanos, they are inevitable. The Weapons are here to breakdown and preview the main DC and Marvel services, as well as throw in what we want to see on the come up.  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--   0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro 3:45 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com) 1:05:10 poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW) 1:12:35 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy. 1:17:44 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 1

Kicking off a new series of episodes with this one. Unlike our usual banter about this and that, this episode focuses intently on the first story arc (issues #1 - 6) of Image Comics' Deadly Class. We summarize and spoil the story, dig into the characters, their motivations and even the artwork - issue by issue - to let you know all about the world. We hope you enjoy this episode of Arc Analysis.  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--   0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro 4:20 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com) 55:33 poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW) 1:04:21 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy. 1:12:44 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 1

DC is cool. Marvel is alright. But, bro, have you heard about Valiant? No? Why the fox not? Highly underrated and shamelessly bypassed, take a listen to this episode for a taste of what the big V has to offer. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--    0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro 7:54 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com) 01:06:15 poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW) 1:11:30 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy. 1:15:18 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 1

Avengers. The Endgame. We watched, we experienced, we have thoughts. Lots of thoughts, and lots of opinions. Get it now while it's fresh! --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--    0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro 4:30 Non-Spoiler Review 5:20 Full Spoiler Review and Discussion 1:51:51 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy.

Across the Pages (AxP) is our new episode series where we take two (underappreciated or forgotten) similar-ish characters from different creators/publishers and give their various forms of media a well-deserved spotlight. Our inaugural episode will highlight the two leading ladies of Marvel and DC comics who have been overlooked for far too long. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--    0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro 7:35 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com) 01:04:03 poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW) 1:14:33 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy. 1:22:11 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 1

Maybe we've seen Venom, maybe we haven't - it doesn't matter in this episode, where we jump that symbiote's head entirely and pitch our very own Carnage flick, and what it would entail! Give us a job already - we're primed for the big leagues. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--    0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro 6:43 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com) 01:12:31 poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW) 1:21:57 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy. 1:28:52 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 1

Episode Gr8! That means 8. And it's great. Gr8.Today's topic is all about them tunes. From trailer music to TV/movie theme songs, to movie and vidja game OST - we cover all our favourites - so join the Weapons in this episode for your ear holes. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--   0:00 RIP Nipsey Hussle 3:21 D'Lethal Weapons Intro 6:20 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com) 1:20:22 poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW) 1:28:21 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy. 1:32:14 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 1

The best rogues gallery in comics? Ya, we think so.  The real question is: how do they stack up? How do these naught boys and girls tier and rank compared to the dark knight? The Weapons break it down for you all right here, right now.  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--   0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro 2:35 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com) 01:05:15 poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW) 1:14:14 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy. 1:17:11 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 1

Have you ever wanted to put together your own dream team of superheroes, publications be damned? No? Then piss off. Yes? Then listen in on the Weapons as we talk about the best team ups we've seen in superhero movies so far, the ones we'd like to see at some point, and when we each put together our very own dream teams of superpeople, with the prerequisite being that they are from different printing companies. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--   0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro 5:24 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com) 32:03 Dream Teams "impromptu" game - we each put together teams of comic book characters. 59:58 poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW) 1:17:56 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy. 1:22:36 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 1

You need people like us... So you can point your finger and say "that's the bad guy" An entire episode dedicated to villains. We talk about our top 5 MCU villains to date, DCEU villains we haven't seen yet, and other general chat about the baddest of bad boys and girls. 0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro 2:23 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com) 1:18:09 poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW) 1:27:11 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy. 1:32:31 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 1

The final part of our currently unnamed "from the vault" series, which we recorded generations ago. The Weapons chit chat about the Disney takeover, what it means, why it should probably be called Gisney instead of Disney, and other random stuff because of course. 0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro 1:28 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com) 53:11 poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW) 1:00:42 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy. 1:04:26 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 1

Third time's the charm - From the vault! Our initial impressions recorded right after watching the great Thor: Ragnarok, plus other stuff such as hopes for future Avenger ensembles. 0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro 2:00 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com) 56:58 poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW) 1:02:32 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy. 1:08:57 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 1

Episode 2, so I guess we made it. Is that premature? Whatever, piss off. Recorded a year ago, we take a look back at what we were most excited about in terms of the Marvel based shows that Netflix was pumping out. 0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro 1:40 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com) 54:51 poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW) 1:03:03 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy. 1:08:42 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 1

Episode 1! It's here! ...A year later. The very first thing the Weapons had recorded, way back in the twilight of 2017, gearing up for 2018. It's dated, sure, but it's a gooder. We promise. We hope... Our initial thoughts and reactions going over comic based shows and movies that were coming out or supposed to be coming out in 2018. Hold us accountable today for everything we say here - we are men of our word.. words? Men of our words? Ya, that sounds right. 0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro 1:55 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com) 42:53 poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW) 48:22 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy. 53:13 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 1

Coke N Dank, Dank N Coke - We are D'Lethal Weapons! Join us as we talk about all things related to comic book culture, as well as off-topic shenanigans, as (we like to think we are) a couple of lovable jerks go back and forth in our sexy, segmented show! Even though we are fully aware that nobody cares.

Well, here we are. At the finale of the 10 episode X-Men TAS revival, and obviously it was a homerun, right? Obviously it's the best animated show out right now, right? Obviously it lived up to our expectations and did our versions of the X-Men justice, right? RIGHT? Not exactly. In some ways, sure. But in other ways, this was a massive disappointment and boy oh boy, do we have complaints AS WELL AS praise... Kinda. Listen in to hear what we mean!To me, my New Meatz and Sawft Cheezes. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't Morph dick pics)--

The next 3 episodes have come and gone; we even gave you all an extra few days to marinate in them.... Before getting the objectively best opinions right here on this very show. Tune out the rest of the noise and just stick with us as we navigate the middle 3 episodes that bring us our first look at Genosha, a space opera and a trip to New Mexico, as the sentinels come full circle. And there's a whole lot of melodrama and memorable moments - and nitpicks - to go along with!To me, my New Meatz and Sawft Cheezes. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't Morph dick pics)--

In 1983, Ralph Baksi's Fire and Ice dropped and it tells the story of an evil queen and her son, set on conquering the entire world shortly after the ice age.Against them, stands one man (and help, so clearly not 'just' one man) from a destroyed village who takes it back to the evil frozen empire in this rotoscope styled film. A little over 40 years later, how does this bad boy stand up to the test of time - and was Teegra's body all natural?? Those are the big questions here.

Okay so..We were going to wait to do an episode on the entire series, but let's be real here: we love talking about X-Men (if the last 4 or 5 episodes weren't evidence enough of that). In the spirit of being the mutant FREAKS we are, here are the first 4 episodes of the new X-Men 97 series (that due to technical issues, is a week late #sorrynotsorry). We talk about the character arcs thus far, dive into each individual episode and what we like - and don't like - about the early goings of the series. Buckle up, bub.To me, my New Meatz and Sawft Cheezes. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't Morph dick pics)--

PREVIOUSLY, ON X-MEN...We had to. You know that we had to. Anyways, X-Men 97 premiered yesterday, but instead of covering the first two episodes of that series, we decided to revisit its origins: X-Men The Animated Series from the 90s. What we didn't do is cover every single episode of all 5 seasons, but instead, we picked 17 episodes (a few from each season), to talk about and discuss. Are they our favourite episodes and arcs? Not necessarily, but they are all very memorable ones, and cover a lot of the popular points of interest the series had. Please keep in mind that we have already covered the following arcs in older episodes: The Phoenix Saga The Dark Phoenix Saga Beyond Good and Evil In this episode, we will be covering: Night of the Sentinels (S01E01-E02) Deadly Reunions (S01E04) Til Death Do Us Part (S02E01-02) Red Dawn (S02E04) Repo Man (S02E05) Obsession (S03E09) Savage Land, Strange Heart (S03E12-13) Sanctuary (S04E03-04) One Man’s Worth (S04E09-10) Weapon X, Lies & Video Tapes (S04E16) The Fifth Horseman (S05E05) Graduation Day (S05E10) --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't screaming Xavier dick pics)--

Image Comics is about to enter the shared universe... universe. And Ghost Machine is the introduction to the first few characters that will be taking part in this world. Dive in and check out the issue for the several stories that are here: post apocalyptic radioactive anti-heroes, farmers with animal controlling helmets, and a red coat who can't seem to die are just a few examples of what is to come with the new Ghost Machine universe. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't radioactive dick pics)--

No, seriously. Ask yourself: "If you die in the woods, does anybody care?"This playfully dark book by Steve Steiner kinda explores this. Deep in the woods of Big Hole Park, people are going missing and it's up to the pair of rangers (and a lost infomercial host) to figure out who or what is murdering these hikers.. be it man OR beast. It's either that or keep hiding the bodies themselves... --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't beaver pics)--

THE HOX POX DOX is deliveth !! We're back on the Jonathan Hickman's choo-choo, and we're flying through the days and lives of our favourite X-Mens. With Reign of X recharging our love of this comic-run we go full steam into an event like no other.Coke and Dank are now full shills for everything X-Men (except Children of the Atom) and as the saga continues, we're back to finish off the party, with fan favourite Emma Frost.  This ain't X of Swords, this ain't Reign of X, it's a party and almost everybody is invited. It's the Hellfire Gala (2021) and it is bringing us closer to a surprise no huumon could see coming! So gear up for this third instalment of epic proportions.  In this episode, we take a look at these 16 titles with Marvel Guide reading order Marauders #21 X-Force #20 Hellions #12 X-Corp #2 X-Men #21 Excalibur #21 Planet-Size X-Men #1 Wolverine #13 New Mutants #19 Children of the Atom #6 S.W.O.R.D. #6 Guardians of the Galaxy #15 Way of X #3 X-Factor #10 New Mutants #20-23 Marauders #22 So without giving away MORE spoilers in the description, Coke, Dank, *dolphin sounds*, a bloody Shatterstar, that fur ball evil Beast and "allegedly" Sabretooth is out of the pit. We dare you to get dolled up and bring that invitation as we walk back through Krakoan gateway for The HELLFIRE GALA 2021 (part III) --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't evil Beast dick pics, although it looks like he's smuggling coconuts in his tuxedo)--

THE HOX POX DOX has cometh !! We're back on the Jonathan Hickman train, and we're jacked. As you can tell both Coke and Dank have shared their ups and downs of the first part of the Reign of X saga, and now we're back to finish what we started. This ain't X of Swords, it's Reign of X and it is bringing us closer to what we hope will be a dope conclusion of this mutant league run. So gear up for this part II of epic proportions.  In this episode, we take a look at these 9 titles with Marvel Guide reading order New Mutants #14 – #17 Cable #9 – #12 X-Men #17 Marauders #18 – #19 S.W.O.R.D. #5 Children of the Atom #1 – #3 X-Corp #1 X-Men #18 – #20 New Mutants #18 Children of the Atom #4 – #5 X-Factor #9 Way of X #1 – #2 Marauders #20 So without giving away MORE spoilers in the description, Coke, Dank, *dolphin sounds* and that fur ball beast is back (Sabretooth) dare you to walk back through Krakoan gateway for REIGN of X (part II) --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dark beast dick pics)--

In the far future, Captain America and other superheroes are losing their way to time and a suppressive government, but when Steve finally has enough of living under the thumb of maniacs,  he finds a way to push back.. This is Avengers Twilight #1. It has Old Man Logan vibes, it has Gran Torino vibes, it even has a pinch of The Watchmen vibes. But is it good, boys? IS IT GOOD?Well, listen in and find out.

We came back for round 2 of Bitch Planet! If you know the first volume, then you know the premise of a prison planet that was built to house disobedient females away from the male-controlled Earth, and you also know about the cliffhanger vol 1 left us on. Well we couldn't sit with that nonsense, so we dived back in so we could find out how the second and final volume wraps up. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't clown dick pics)--

Our beloved Batman The Animated Series ended in 1998, and a year later, the next version of the character debuted in Batman Beyond!  "Rebirth" is the two parter that kicked off season 1, and we cover it in here - all about the shoes it had to fill coming off of Batman TAS and how, at the same time, it being its own possible classic

Joe Hill and Gabriel Rodriguez created Locke and Key.  Coke and Dank now breakdown Locke and Key yet AGAIN!. Volume 3 for this story of magical keys and family drama and deep, dark secrets. And we'll keep going too, because this story is too much of a fun, and unique ride. We're back with the Locke's and all the tragedy they have been facing, from the continued fallout of their dead father and alcoholic mother and all the trappings of high schoolers trying to make it their own way. Not to mention the magic keys... There are a lot of new ones introduced in this volume, more than the ones we've seen who can make your ghosts appear or show you what's inside of somebody else's mind. -- If you want to request a comic book arc for Arc Analysis, hit us up on twitter or ComicPatrolPod@gmail.com --

Yeah. We watched the Madame Web trailer and this is what we have to say about it.So, yeah. Madame Web.Yup...

We all have way more apps on our phones than we care to admit, but what if you had an app that was a guaranteed hookup? No, not Tinder or Bumble or whatever similar "dating" app you know of; I mean one that could link you directly with the person or kink you desire most.That app is Crave. And this is First Glaaaaance of Crave #1 (of 6)

Do you miss the Daredevil show that was on Netflix? Well Marvel proper heard you, so before we get the 18 episode Daredevil: Born Again series, we get this precursor from the scenes of lasy year's Hawkeye: Echo.It will be the MCU's first M rated show and this trailer gives you just enough to understand the tone without telling you too much more.Safe to say, we are in.

Sink volume 1 hit us like a ton of bloody bricks. So we obviously couldn't wait too long for the follow-up and hoo boy, if you enjoyed the first chapter as much as we did, this is a must read. It picks up right after the events in the first book, and also acts as a way to bring multiple characters and arcs together in an even tighter way. It's a culmination of events in this wild, violent universe. Welcome to Glasgow, the forecast is Blood & Rain. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't clown dick pics)--

THE HOX POX DOX has returneth !! Being big Jonathan Hickman fans (still), when he was entrusted to take over the new direction for X-Men, we were jacked(initially). That had us follow the first run of X-Men: Dawn of X, House of X, Powers of X and the eventus they built up to X of Swords. However, X of Swords broke us into taking a 2-year hiatus from this comic series. But we're back to b!tch again with our favourite mutant league teams in Reign of X! In this episode, we take a look at the (Marvel Guide) 8 titles Excalibur #16-20,X-Factor #5-8X-Men #16Cable #7-8Hellions #7-11Marauders #16-17X-Force #15-19 Wolverine #8-12So without giving away spoilers in the description, Coke, Dank and *dolphin sounds* dare you to take a leap of faith and walk through Krakoan gateway for REIGN of X (part I) --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dark beast dick pics)--

Hey there. Yes, you, reading this description.Have you ever been curious about what a world war would look like if it was based on old people who live forever vs the younger generation who are living under the old geezer's thumbs? Oh, you have huh? Well what if I told you to add no less than two types of super soldiers into the mix and a woman from the future who has special powers that become stronger when she has sex?Ya, I didn't think so. That's what this book is about, and somehow it's only two issues. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't steroid dick pics)--

This one is a throoowback. Watching this as a kid is a little different than watching it as an adult.As a kid, I saw a dude flying around in a super cool costume and bad guys a plenty trying to shoot him down and that was fun.As an adult, this one is very reminiscent of Iron Man (2008) but with the mob, old school planes, the mob, nazis and a dude flying around in a super cool costume.

The concept of this book is incredibly unique and it has a way of grabbing our interest on that alone. 'Bitch Planet' is the nickname given to a prison planet that was built to house disobedient females, away from Earth, which was controlled entirely by rich males in power.This story is about what goes down on that prison planet and some of the prisoners on it. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't clown dick pics)--

Do you know who Genndy Tartakovsky is? You better. The man has had his hand in many projects you probably loved, but this time, with this series 'Primal', he's outdone himself.What do you get when a T-Rex and a caveman form a bond over shared trauma? Well.. we don't use the word masterpiece loosely, but this series could be in the conversation. OR we could be lying to you and we absolutely hated this show. I guess you'll have to hit play to find out for sure but keep in mind: we spoil the heck out of it. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add more thoughts and ideas for future Full Episodes--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't green turtle dick pics)--

WE DID A COMIC BOOK FOR FIRST GLANCE AGAIN!A little over the top but we were probably excited. Now that that's out of the way, let's take a look at Crypt of Shadows #1, Marvel's comic book version of Treehouse of Horrors.We get stories centered around Scarlet Witch, Hulk, Deadpool, and Daredevil, with a bunch of other characters and cameos. Of course the themes and faces we see get us to start talking about other properties and what could come in the future.

We're gonna be honest with you here... This is a movie. A movie from 1984. A movie from 1984 where a guy is transformed by barrels of toxic waste into some hulking monster who can sense evildoers and proceeds to break, beat or melt them with his bare hands. He also wears a tutu. If you like cheesy 80's action, flare and forced comedy, then boy oh boy do we have a movie for you! --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Bottle Cap Review--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't playhouse pics)-- #numeatz #sawftcheeze

The Maxx.What more can be said about this property. If you are not familiar with this comic (or cartoon) and you consider yourself a big comic guy (or gal), that title for you is debatable. Sam Kieth created something so unique, so interesting, so special here that you need to check this out. Not should; need. Is it a superhero comic? Is it a trip? Is it confusing and charming and disgustingly beautiful? Yes to all of those things.Read this book. Watch the show. They have different endings so it doesn't matter in which order you do that in, but once you're done both? Listen to this episode. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add more thoughts and ideas for future Full Episodes--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics from the outback)--

Yup Coke and Dank waited for the Friday the 13th to give you guys our next comic Arc Analysis. And oh boy it stays with you... Welcome to the town of Sinkhill. This is a town that even the bravest of superheroes would take a second before driving through. Luckily no heroes are needed for this grounded, brutal, wild and maniac mad mad world. Less is more for this 2018 John Lees gem! So Buckle up and avoid that blue van as we review Sink! --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't clown dick pics)--

Ya, we're doing another first glance trailer edition. Look, the people (all 3 of you) cried for more, so here we are giving you just that. MORE glances that are first at trailers for upcoming comic book projects.Hopefully we can stay on topic and only talk about the sequel to 2018's Aquaman, but if you know us, you know we're going to talk about other things a lot. Or maybe we just talk about how cool Black Manta is. Press play, find out, you've got a spare 20 minutes, don't front!

[were late, but we still love you, sometimes] So were back with a midnight special - That Texas Blood. Less is more for this small little town murder mystery, its brimming with beauty from every blood soaks line stroke and we learn that it's an art style kept in the family for artist JACOB PHILLIPS (father Sean Phillips) and  take of revenge for writer CHRIS CONDON. Welll.... Join us as we follow Sheriff Joe Bob for this haunting noir crime--western that packs a punch. A little No Country for Old Men x True Detectives ..and since were opening that can of worms True Detective: Night Country --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't casserole D pics)

It's not the first time Mickey and his gang jump into another tale, story or fantasy to teach readers the ins and outs of life and love. Welp. This isn't that as we join Mickey into the beginnings of Dante's Inferno and his first circle of hell.  if you're wondering how long to took Coak n Dank to turn a G rated Mickey Mouse project, into R Rated content...not long. Join us as we ask the important questions like... Where's Donald?   --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't Donald Duck dick pics)--

Man, do we love our turtles. But we noticed it had been a full calendar year since we had done anything TMNT-centric, and that's just not right. So, as luck would have it, TMNT: Mutant Mayhem dropped in theatres and we obviously soaked it in. In this episode, we review it.. Comic Patrol style. We saw the opportunity to square Mutant Mayhem up with the only other (not direct-to-TV) animated Turtles movie: TMNT 2007! And so, we did.So follow along with us as break both movies down side by side in the greenest matchup you've probably ever seen... Ever. #nerdleturtle  --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add more thoughts and ideas for future Full Episodes--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't green turtle dick pics)--

From the jump its no secret how much fun Coke and Dank have with this bottle cap review. Its overflowing with, fun, farts, personality, humour, sight gags, disco dancers and star power, don't believe us? its a movie that has a cast of ... Ben Stiller Janeane Garofalo William H. Macy Jenifer Lewis Greg Kinnear Hank Azaria Tom Waits Geoffrey Rush Claire Forlani Kel Mitchell Wes Studi Eddie Izzard Pras Michael Bay and the legendary Paul Reubens, Rest in Peace, to name a few. Join us as we laugh through all the joy that is Mystery Men! shouts outs to the Not-So-GOODIE MOB!! We set!!  --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Bottle Cap Review--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't playhouse pics)-- #numeatz #sawftcheeze

Our 2nd 'First Glance - TRAILER' keeping in tradition we continue not to do trailer reactions, but stick to our first views of something comic book coming soon. Enter Loki Season 2, what we think is Marvels last chance to save their TV series run up.  Watch how we jump through our Loki's S02 first glance, Marvel Invasion's dropping of green balls and cream over our X-Men 97 wishlist. Honestly, we can't wait! still hoping it drops this year snikt snikt, bubs.   Shout outs to Ewan McGregor & Mahershala Ali, were waiting for y'all to join the marvel ranks. That also includes Bonebreaker and the Reavers.Is this a reaction audio? Nahh, it's a FIRST GLANCE, first glance..

It didn't take long for Coke and Dank to roll down memory lane and remember this 1987 classic. Join the duo as they relive their childhood traumas, laughs and inside jokes and re-love this animated, musical, adventure - The Brave Little Toaster. A gem before it's time, and the hardest movie to find on streaming!Hope you still have your VHS copy.  City of Lights - TBLT  --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Bottle Cap Review--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't air conditioner pics)-- #numeatz #sawftcheeze #philhartman #bravelittletoaster #TBLT

There is a REbirth in the DC universe! With a new style and a newer flow  join Coke and Dank as they read the Sam Humphries and Geoff Johns inspired Rage Planet. New Lantern members Simon Baz and Jessica Cruz are partnered up and forced to face their fears, mishaps and anxieties as they look to take down the furious Red Lantern Corp.  --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't glowing green D pics)--

The very first Arc Analysis episode we did (wayyy back in 2019) was for Volume 1 of a wonderful book called Deadly Class. In some ways, it helped us kick off this podcast... In other ways, I just made that up for dramatic effect!Anyways, this is the continued misadventures of a high school for assassins, and it's very 80's in the most fun ways. How are Marcus and Maria getting on after the stuff with Chico? How does Says work into the mix? Is Chester (aka Fuckface) getting closer to his goal? What's Willie and Billy up to now that the school is in full swing, and what new characters are joining the mix?We got you covered, soft cheeses and new meats - listen in --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't creepy D pics)--

Our first foray into the MLP universe, and even though we weren't sure what to expect, we know all about the faithful following the line has. Bronies ain't nothing to play with, and after this episode, maybe we're going to join the team...Nah, we aren't but this book definitely has it's merits and this episode of Arc Analysis is worth a good listen. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't creepy D pics)--

"It bombed atomically/ Furious philosophies and hypotheses/ Flee with the lottery/possibly they knotted me/ Battle-scarred gravatron/ Explosion when Super-Skrull with Captain Marvel's powers hits tremendous/ Ultraviolet shines when Fury leaves fckin Earth ... Again!" Phase 5 is here with this  anticipated project. It is definitely full of things to talk about. But Coke and Dank pull no punches talking about this 6 episode MCU series. Oh what could of been with a secret invasion.. Nicholas Furious may finally too old for this sh!t .  We still think Samuel L Jackson is good in The Hitman's Bodyguard (technically this movie has Nick Fury, Deadpool, Ajak, Old Loki, Elektra & Commissioner Gordon in it)--Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add more thoughts and ideas for future Full Episodes--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't green alien dick pics)--

When somebody hits you up with their own graphic novel based on a werewolf hunt through a furry convention, you gotta do what you gotta do.. And that means covering it for Arc Analysis! So yes, it is our first official write-in to be on the show, and we're taking full advantage. Especially when the premise sounds as hilariously fun as this one. So buckle up and press play, we've got a lot of messy, furry human remains to dig through   --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't creepy D pics)--

Leave it to the imagination of a then 5 year old to partner the idea of a police cop and an axe, into a giant size adventure of avocados, machine gun dinosaurs and unicorn babies just to start. Join Coke and Dank as their brain wrinkles on the idea of having your lead writer still wet the bed but still get final say! (i guess the child labour laws will look the other way when its family) We talk the ups and downs  and beautiful blacks and whites attached to this one of kind and most original Axe Cop Vol. 1! --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't axe'd flute cop pic)--

Not much needs to be said here... We are back in the realm of animated Miles Morales for the second installment of the Spider-Verse series, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse. We dig into it here, all the likes, dislikes and everything in between.  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't gamma d pics)--

Our first 'First Glance' at something that isn't a comic book. In this case, it's Coke's first time watching the trailer for Sony's upcoming Kraven the Hunter movie and everything that it has going for it... Which isn't really all that much. Is this a reaction audio? Nahh, it's a FIRST GLANCE

Boy, did we ever looove the first volume of The Kill Lock; the story of four misfit robots who had been sentenced to a life linked together by a mark they wore. This mark meant that if one of them died, the would all die and forced the four of them - no matter how much they disliked each other - to exist together and closely.Now, after the events of the first volume (which we won't spoil here), we're back with the same group of four bots, that now have to pick up the pieces from the wild ending of last volume. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't robotic dick pics)--

Fun fact: Gideon Falls Volume 1 was the 7th Arc Analysis we ever did, and the first one we made it's own drop. Even though that was years ago, Volume 2 was always on our minds to return to because this book stays with you. Atmospheric, tense, creepy, gripping, psychedelic, creepy... Did we say creepy yet? This picks up right where Volume 1 leaves off, following the conflicted Father Fred in one version of the town and the disturbed Norton in another. Both of them on a search for answers and the mysterious Black Barn at the center of it all.--Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't creepy D pics)--

Well it took a while but, sometimes those whiles are worth the wait. And it's almost safe to say Immortal Hulk is  that one of worth. Join Coke and Dank as we finally attempt to take down the immovable Mean-Joe-Green of the Marvel Comic Universe and talk all the good, bad and gamma that Bruce Banner and his counterpart Hulk get into. Spoilers: they get into a lot of towns and f*ck them up immediately, its great! --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't gamma d pics)--

(disclaimer: we had some issues with the recording so the audio for this one is a little rough, Dank sounds like he's in a phone booth, which is weird cause whens the last time you've seen a phone booth?!) Join Coke and Dank as we fall for the oddball, the rebels, the outkasts, the geeks, the outsiders, the guardians:  Gamora, Drax, Groot, baby Groot, Teenage Groot, Ninja Turtle Groot, Rocket and StarLord all over again! We jump through all three of MCU's Guardians of the Galaxy films and a holiday special and remember simpler times of the MCU machine. We talk about all the Volumes:GotG - Volume 1 (2014) GotG - Volume 2 (2017) GotG - Holiday Special (2022)  GotG - Volume 3 (2023)But also, the Guardians comic run (2008), the Guardian effect of humour and tone, favourite characters, best villains, tie-ins, cameos, John C Reilly, voice acting, themes, killer soundtracks, dance off's, favourite scenes, family(mother)-family(father)-family(self) and that James Gunn effect that got a group of unknown space a-holes into certified blockbuster beloved superheroes! We are gonna miss this chapter.  i am groot.

Poised as a great jumping on point for this specific version of the Valiant universe, "The Valiant" does some of that for sure. It introduces us to characters like the Eternal Warrior, Bloodshot, Geomancer and Unity as well. It definitely doesn't cover everybody, and outside of the first three we mentioned here, not many get a long look, but still, the introduction is there. As for the story, is it any good? Well it's all about how the Eternal Warrior has a duty to protect the Geomancer, and how he keeps failing to do so. This latest time, however, he hopes with some added help, it will be a different outcome. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't 1000 year old dick pics)--

(disclaimer: we had some issues with the recording so the audio for this one is a little rough) Have you ever had one of those days? You know the days where some ish goes down that's so bad it makes you question your whole sanity and state of mind? You might just have that devil in ya. That chicken devil.  That's the crux of this book: a regular family guy has things happen to him and around him that turn his life and lifestyle up to 11. It's a ride, kids.  --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't fluff pics)-- #numeatz #sawftcheeze

A desert wasteland. Thick thighs. Violence. Revenge.If a combination of those things sound good to you, and you prefer art over story, then Kali might be for you. It's a riiiiiide. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't fluff pics)-- #numeatz #sawftcheeze

I thought I knew what this book was about, just off the cover and title. I bet you - the person reading this blurb right now - think you have an idea what this book is about. But you don't. I promise you you don't. OKay, sure, there's a gorilla in it who shoots guns but I mean after that. It gets political, it gets sci-fi and it gets trippy. And there's a gorilla in it who shoots guns. There's that too. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't fluff pics)-- #numeatz #sawftcheeze

How many guns? Six. How many characters? Si--FIVE. Gotcha!Six Guns is indeed about six guns, but it's also a story about a collection of people uniting over a common enemy and a throwback to old western Marvel characters. Characters with dope names like Two Gun Kid who - guess what - has two guns. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't fluff pics)-- #numeatz #sawftcheeze

This was an interesting one for us, because who (our age) doesn't love the Lion King?!And we do like our villains too, with Scar being one of the most charismatic ones. This is the first chapter of his backstory, but is it any good?

Across the Pages (AxP) is our series where we take two similar-ish characters/teams/properties from different creators or publishers and give their various forms of media a well-deserved spotlight. Two men who have a close relationship with violence and revenge, but I guess losing everything will get you to that point faster than anything else. We look at the comparison's between the two and give a glimpse into their blood-red worlds.In this episode, we cover: John Wick (2014)Punisher: War Zone (2008)John Wick Vol 1 (2017)Punisher MAX, Vole 1: In the Beginning (2004) --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)-- #numeatz #sawftcheeze

SHIRTLESS IS BACK, BABY!! Maaannnnnn, the level of excitement for this was *real*. THE Shirtless Bear-Fighter comes back for a second volume. The first book was one of our favourite surprises while doing this show: it was hilarious and endlessly entertaining. So much so that it begs the question: was a sequel even necessary?Listen on in if you're curious to know if this sequel was more Godfather 2 or Boondock Saints 2... there is no in-between.  --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't fluff pics)-- #numeatz #sawftcheeze

It's Saga time!For our 50th Arc Analysis episode, we wanted to do something big, and what's bigger than this space opera story?? It's Romeo and Juliet. It's Star Wars. It's Harry and the Henderson's. Okay, not so much that last one, but it does lean on a lot of family value themes and you know what else it is? Weird. It's really freakin' weird.But I guess that's what you get when you have two people falling in love from opposite sides of a galactic war, in a space where the royal family has TVs for heads.Enjoy volume 1! --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't fluff pics)-- #numeatz #sawftcheeze

As soon as this movie was revealed, we knew we had to see it. Drugs and animals?! What could go wrong?? The trailer looked fun, too! We walked into Cocaine Bear expecting maybe some sort of version of Sharknado or Zombeavers but that's not what we got. With a decidedly higher budget and better talent than those historical films, Cocaine Bear *should* be a slam dunk for those who like crazy, silly movies, as long as it doesn't switch up tones 3 or 4 times during its runtime... --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't fluff pics)-- #numeatz #sawftcheeze

This is the Light of X, our next wave of X-Men books, and it's... Something.Deadpool shows up in Krakoa, Magneto is feeling constructive, the origins of Fantomex, the New Mutants set sights on the DOX people, Psylocke asserts herself as the alpha, X-Factor debuts, new revelations about Kate's disappearance and vampires in snow?! Covered in this episode: Deadpool #6 Giant Size X-Men: Magneto #1 New Mutants #11 Hellions #2 X-Factor #1 Cable #2 Giant Size X-Men: Fantomex #1 Excalibur #11 Marauders #11 X-Force #11 Wolverine #4