The Howie Carr Radio Network

Tune in as Howie talks the viral story of the week, the gnashing of teeth in response to Harrison Butker's commencement speech at Benedictine College in Kansas.

Jarred Diglio fills in for this week's very local round of Police Blotter Fax Friday, fit with a naked man on I-93 and a burglar in Brighton, MA.

John from New York and Aidan "Turtleboy" Kearney split the hour to keep Howie's listeners up-to-date on the precious metal market and the most-watched trial in Massachusetts this year.

Howie can't get over the radio goldmine that took place in Congress today. I suppose he does have something to thank Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez for!

Jennifer McCabe takes the stand, Turtleriders! Grace monitors the most interesting trial in Massachusetts as a major character answers questions. Emma Foley joins the show for her weekly Last Call segment, and Grace weighs a scary scenario: Kamala Harris for Governor?

Tune in to Grace as she explores the world of mainstream media and the lies of the Left.

You're not going to believe the petty, appearance-focused insults thrown around Congress last night. Are these our elected representatives or middle school girls?

Barret Blade joined CNN to explain what he and his fellow smut star wife Stephanie Clifford, a.k.a. Stormy Daniels, will do if Trump is found not guilty in the Manhattan trial.

Howie welcomes John Semas to the show to explain the process behind his creation, MauraHealeyRealty.com. Then, Howie shares the latest monstrosity to debut on NBC's Peacock this June: QUEER PLANET.

Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

Chump Line callers make their predictions on presidential debates. Trump pollster John McLaughlin joins Howie to explain why Biden's in deep trouble.

Howie and callers cover some of the high-flying librarians and administrators at UMass who are winning the Payroll Patriots Lottery. Aiden "Turtleboy" Kearney joins Howie to share the latest updates in the Karen Read trial.

The rioting students are majoring in "Peace Studies" and photographed with AK-47s.... um, what? Plus Catholic Maura Healey takes her climate change agenda to the Pope while saddling residents with anti-Catholic policies back home.

Hunter's sugar brother isn't going to be around to bail him out for much longer. Biden is hiding a recording of his sleepy Hur interview from the public. Plus Grace predicts how his head-to-head showdowns will go against Trump.

Aiden "Turtleboy" Kearney breaks down Colin Albert's testimony in the Karen Read case. How truthful are these witnesses being about where they were and who they spoke with on the night John O'Keefe died?

Robert Costello admits that Michael Cohen is a serial liar who will say anything to save himself. Should the jury trust him?

Now, the hyper liberals on Beacon Hill want to install the Ebony Alert, made specifically for missing women of color. How discriminatory!

So Biden challenged Trump to a debate, and these Chumps think he'll regret it. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

Howie gave Emma a special project this morning, a forensic assignment. She presents to the listeners what she found out about the hyphenated hippies arrested a UMass. Tune in for the story of Blue Sky's tax delinquency and several poets, writers, and actors. Then, Aidan Kearney joins the show to give his daily Karen Read murder trial update.

It's like training for a prize fight, Howie says. Biden is gearing up for the June debate against Donald Trump.

Over the past several years, it seemed like Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion programs and measures were burgeoning across corporate workplaces and college campuses. Now, companies and institutions are cutting back. How interesting! Caroline Downey of the National Review joins to discuss.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Mayor of New York City has solved the migrant problem. Train all of the "newcomers" as LIFEGUARDS!

It's finally happening! Biden has challenged Trump to debate, only with one catch. Grace reports on the fake tough guy vying for a second term, and she doesn't mean Donald Trump.

Some supposed contenders for Vice President and other Cabinet positions were outside the Manhattan courthouse as the Trump trial droned on. Among them, surprisingly, was former candidate Vivek Ramaswamy.

From the Broad Boards to Howie's cousins in Maine, catch all the Chumps that didn't make the Chump Line. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

Howie is joined by Cape Cod resident and Massachusetts state representative Marcus Vaughn who provides a gloomy outlook on our children's education system because of the despicable influx of aliens allowed by Gov. Maura Healey.

Tune in as Howie and his VIP guests hear the Chump Line live for the first time.

The Karen Read trial rages on at the Dedham courthouse, and Turtleboy calls in to share the latest. He believes the strategy of the prosecution is to stall and bore the jury. Tune in to his recap, and see if you agree.

Who do they think they're kidding? They certainly aren't kidding anyone who's paying attention. The Massachusetts illegal alien limit in several shelters is 90 days. So if you move them from shelter to shelter, there's no problem, right? If it couldn't get any better than Howie's takes on the topic, the VIPs are back in studio, which means summer is just around the corner.

A teen in DC is getting special treatment from a self-described "woke" judge. Plus, Toby Leary on the importance of protecting yourself.

Attorney Marc Salinas breaks down why the Hush Money case against Trump is so flimsy. But does he think Trump will get a fair verdict? Plus, the evolving timelines of the McAlbert bunch never cease to amaze.

The Karen Read trial continues. Plus, Michael Cohen is on the stand again and the prosecution's "star" witness is a dud.

Imagine missing the Jerry Seinfeld commencement address because you decided to throw a tantrum.

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Massachusetts State Senator Peter Durant joins the show to weigh in on the decision by Gov. Maura Healey to funnel the illegal aliens that don't fit elsewhere to Norfolk. The residents aren't so thrilled.

Tune in for a mainstream media meltdown in response to the latest swing-state polls, a call from someone who seems like a Canton townie apologist, and the Chump Line.

After a weekend away from the Karen Read case, Howie returns with independent investigative journalist Aidan Kearney to update listeners on the highlights of the day in court.

Howie's been locked in to the Karen Read trial all day. Meanwhile, some of his listeners have had their gaze on the Stormy Daniels trial in New York. No matter which is your pick, Howie's got updates. Tune in!

Grace has your daily dose of the Karen Read trial after a weekend off. Tune in for a change in the timeline and a questionable testimony. Oh, and where's the German Shepherd Chloe?

Grace welcomes Senior Contributor at the Federalist Ben Weingarten to the show to discuss the latest out of the Middle East.

Whether you're a local lover or on the Trump train, there's a juicy trial in store for you today. Grace covers the latest out of the Karen Read murder trial happening at the Norfolk County Superior courthouse as well as the Stormy Daniels hush money fiasco in Manhattan.

The gaffes are highly predictable at this point, so he has to shake it up with new tall tales. This week, Joe Biden talks about his high school teacher who allegedly joined the Packers. Does he know this stuff is almost too easy to look up nowadays?

Enjoy the last uncut chumps of the week. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

Picture this: you're fireside with Howie Carr, and it's time for him to tell you a story. Ol' Billy Barnoski wrote a story in the days of fixing horse races, and Howie found the original text. What else does one do on a Friday afternoon such gold? Tune in for a dramatic reading by the Captain of the Swinging D**k Derby!

Join Howie and Taylor as they report the most embarrassing examples of humanity that came across their desks this week. It's called Police Blotter Fax Friday, and it comes around in the third hour of the show every Friday afternoon.

He was in, and now he's out again. Turtleboy fills in Howie's listeners on his day at the Dedham courthouse where the Karen Read murder trial is taking place.

If your chip off the ol' block were taking part in the destruction of the Magna Carta, would you turn him in to the police? Does that make you a "rat?" Grace and Howie weigh the options.

A few stories may have slipped through the cracks this week, but never fear! Emma Foley is here to cover them. Today on Last Call, the duo discusses 18-year-old Barron Trump's entrance into the political sphere. Then, Massachusetts Governor Maura Healey and Boston Mayor Michelle Wu book their trip to Italy, where they will deliver a keynote address at a Pontifical climate conference.

It's the guest you've been waiting for! Aidan Kearney joins the Grace Curley Show to recap firsthand his day (not) in court.

Grace breaks the news that Aidan "Turtleboy" Kearney was kicked out of the Dedham courthouse today. Then, Grace welcomes Jake Novak to the show to discuss the updates in a different trial, the Trump Hush Money trial in Manhattan.

You're never too young to begin planning for retirement. Steven Anzuoni of Fairway Financial will tell you that you're never too old, either. Join Howie as he learns from Steve's nearly four decades of experience about the twists and turns that come with planning for your financial future. Fairway Financial has offices in Hyannis and Plymouth, Massachusetts, and can be reached at fairwayfinancial.net. Disclaimer: Steven Anzuoni is a licensed insurance provider by the division of insurance and is not registered as an investment advisor in the Commonwealth of MA.

Both Trump and Biden have agreed to debate. Set it up!

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As Howie (and Roscoe) lament the decline of the American Empire, some listeners call in about the decline in food quality. This opens a debate about brand names versus generic packaging, specifically in regards to the condiment mayonnaise.

Tune in as Howie laughs at loud at today's Chump Line. On a more serious note, Howie recounts Biden's career of campaign promises. Callers weigh in. The man is all bark, no bite.

Turtleboy starts off the hour with the latest installment of the Karen Read case, plus some explanations for newbies to the story (the damning butt dial, etc). Then, Howie cackles at Kamala Harris' recent cringey moments.

No one dare says to President Biden, "Hey, Joe! Maybe skip the pay-your-fair-share bit until Hunter's issues are cleared up." No one dare says, "Hey, Joe! Your numbers on inflation are way off." Howie and Grace cover the latest Biden blunders and his not-so-ironclad support for America's oldest ally.

The phone lines light up to discuss the pulse of the nation heading into the 2024 election. Is there any way you can still be so sour on President Trump after the disgraceful years of Joe?

Aidan Kearney is back with BOMBSHELLS out of the Karen Read murder trial. Grace makes a good point. When you have had months to prepare for being on the stand, you would think you would have your story straight. These witnesses can't seem to remember the sequence of events that fateful night!

So much for ironclad support! Grace shares Biden's latest shirk of support for America's oldest ally. Then, he's at it again with Bidenomics. Inflation is up, up, up! Where's Biden's head?

Howie recaps this week's installment of the Stormy Daniels trial and Trump's words after one day in court.

Here are some Chumps about Stormy Daniels that we could fit in on todays Chump Line. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

Jessica Richardson of the Massachusetts Family Institute joins the show to share the latest debauchery in the Commonwealth. Then, Amy Carnevale calls in to discuss where Wu and Healey are headed...an audience with the Pope!

Now Biden claims his high school teacher was drafted to the Green Bay Packers...or something. Tune in as Howie makes out exactly what the President of the United States is trying to say.

Is it better to leave behind the Indoctrination Camps we call the public school system? Howie weighs in on what he's probably do if he had young kids today. He and the listeners rattle off some good names for what's happening on colleges campuses. Then, Emma Foley joins to discuss her agenda to put a crucifix back in every classroom at her alma mater.

Howie shares the letter from the Columbia Law Review, where the dirty hippies grovel and whine in hopes their exams may be cancelled.

Nope, it's not a metaphor or figure of speech. Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., claims to have had a parasitic worm removed from his brain.

If the Trump trial couldn't get more uncomfortable, Lawrence O'Donnell just hit us with a strange simile that describes Stormy Daniels wildly inaccurately.

Hochul claims Black kids in the Bronx don't know what "computer" means. Huh?!

Enjoy the best of the Chumps that didn't make the Chump Line. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

Tomorrow is a big day for Aidan Kearney, or as his followers know him, Turtleboy. He's all set to enter the belly of the beast! Kearney has followed the Karen Read case for over a year now. Wednesday morning, he will be allowed access to the courtroom as the trial rages on.

Howie goes local for an hour as he shares some good news, that the attempted nip ban in Sandwich, MA, didn't pass. Then comes the bad news: the bike lane psychos are coming to a suburban town near you.

Governor Kathy Hochul is answering for a racial slip-up (or was it?) where she alleges Black children don't understand what the word "computer" means. Then, Howie shares sound from Biden at his Cinco de Mayo celebrations and the Holocaust memorial ceremony.

Tune in as Toby Leary of Cape Gun Works answers firearm questions from listeners. Then, Grace talks the fight against the college brats and Biden's latest cultural blunder.

John Hinderaker of Power Line Blog joins Grace to discuss the testimony of Stormy Daniels on the stand at the Trump tiral as publicized in real time. The duo discusses Israel's recent attacks and the ceasefire deals by foreign nations in the works.

Add this one to the litany of awkward Democrat racial comments. Grace shares the words of New York Governor Kathy Hochul at a recent conference, when she claimed Black kids in the Bronx don't know what the word "computer" means. Huh?!

What a strange theory coming from California Congresswoman Maxine Waters!

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The Karen Read trial heads into its second week, and Howie's listeners love when Aidan Kearney recaps the day in court.

Tune in for the first Chump Line of the new week, packed with jokes new and old. Then, Howie shares a peculiar sound cut from Chris Cuomo.

The Green Mountain Boys are rolling in their graves. Howie and his listeners lament over the fallenness of Vermont as it is gradually handed over to the hippies.

Senator Bernie Sanders has launched his re-election campaign at the age of 82.

The tentacles of George Soros are everywhere, and the chaos and confusion is the modus operandi. Grace welcomes Caroline Downey of the National Review to the show to shine a light on the dark money behind the college students "glamping" for terrorism.

After a weekend hiatus, Turtleboy returns to the Network to predict what onlookers may expect out of the Karen Read murder case.

As if the "lawfare" could not get any worse, now Judge Merchan, who many believe to be highly conflicted in Trump's Manhattan case, is threatening the former president with time behind bars. Catch Grace's takes on the stories that shaped the weekend in the first hour of the new week.

Here's Biden talking about all the times he saved someone's life.

Check out the second Chump Line of the day!

Turtleboy joins the show, a viral heckler has been identified, and Howie introduces his newest episode of Meet the Experts featuring Denis Swords, owner and operator of the Follansbee Inn.

Taylor and Howie are back for another round of Police Blotter Fax Friday.

Meet Denis Swords, an expert in the art of relaxation. Denis has been providing the perfect getaway experience for his guests at the Follansbee Inn in North Sutton, New Hampshire, for over a decade. Join Howie as he learns the ways of serenity through hospitality from the owner, operator, chef, and raconteur of the Follansbee Inn.