The Edge Breakfast

On today's show, Dan says something so bad he gets a call from HR, Producer Yas is in the dog box with Meg and we reveal which dog's owner is going on a date with Liv!

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On today's Only Fans, the team test their jingle writing skills and a fan favorite is back - a day early even! 

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On today's show, drama has already struck within the dance partnerships, Dan awkwardly knocks on a random door to see whether these items that his 'cat dragged in' are that persons and we hear the most outrageous attempts at men writing women.

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In today's Only Fans, Clint, Meg & Dan find a weird corner of the internet... is it time to break out the vibrating undies?

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On today's show, Clint, Meg & Dan plus Producer's Brock, Mouse and Yas find out what songs we'll be dancing to in our next 'Best to Worst' comp (We have to dance in pairs and it's gonna get sooo awkward...) Liv from our office is dating dogs this week to help her pick her perfect guy and today's dog is MASSIVE. Dan's got an idea for a stitch up on Clint and our new receptionist and Dave Letele comes in for an honest chat about the protests that will be happening around NZ on Thursday.

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In today's Only Fans, Clint and Meg try and guess Dans cool new gift. He claims it'll make him look cooler and hot... it'll be a miracle if its true. 

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In the show today, Meg lost the last best to worst so she lays down the rules of the challenge. Liv meets her first dog. Dan showed his wife his new gift and she was not impressed. Clint, Meg and Dan talk things that feels illegal but aren't.

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In today's show, Dan said he couldn't be hypnotized so we got a professional in to test it out. Clint has found a study that might help him get laid as apparently it helps your day to day mood. Meg called the hotel reception for the most ridiculous reason over the weekend.

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In today's Only Fans. Meg got a poem book that was published in the 90's and some of it she couldn't even read in our NSFW podcast.

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Catch up on some of the fun bits from this week.

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Clint, Meg and Dan sat down with the MAFS NZ experts John and JO. Here is the full chat.

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In today's Only Fans, Meg and Dan try and get someone to say exactly word for word what they predict. You know what happens on Friday.... GUESS THE FART! Its back.

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In today's show, the MAFS NZ experts are in to talk about the show and play the game "is it cheating". Clint made the wedding all about him. Listener New music is back for another week.

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In today's Only Fans, Dan thinks he has a song Meg will be able to actually sing. There is a dilemma, 50/50 that Meg pitches to the show that has everyone thinking. 

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In the show today, AI roasts Clint, Meg and Dan. Meg thinks Clint got it the worst. Liv joins us as we are going to help her love life with a competition called "date my dog".  and wear talk cruisest jobs.

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In the show today, Dan made a bold claim that he could name everyone in The Edge building so we put him to the test. Meg goes through old status posts from the team and Clint is not a fan of the guy who jumped on a whale.

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In today's Only Fans, Clint, Meg and Dan take you on quite a journey and start off with real estate and end up with Colonization. 

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In today's Only Fan's, Dan and Meg face off to see who has the best invention that Clint would invest in. 

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In today's show, Dan tries to claim his man card back by proving he can reverse a trailer. Clint lets us know how his nipple shirt went at the funeral he attended yesterday. Meg has a fun game you can play with your friends and tests it out on the show today.

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In today's Only Fans, Meg and Dan talk about a Am I The Asshole story about a young mother getting offered a new seat on a plane then another customer not being happy at all about the new arrangement. 

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On today's show, Dan thinks he might have scored himself a job being a voice actor. Disney might be hiring him he claims to be that good. We chat to Hazel Ouwehand who is heading to the Olympics and chat about the crazy stats in the village they stay in. Meg claims to be a tidy kiwi other than the one thing she does. 

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In today's Only Fans, Dan gets annoyed that the content he brings is getting questioned by the team. we wrap the week of Only Fans farts with what is hopefully the final of "guess the fart"

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In today's show, Clint has arrived to work worried about a rash and after much discussion with people of the show he might have shingles. We bring a game we played on the Only Fans podcast to the show. Dan releases some tension and new music Friday is back.

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In today's Only Fan's, Meg brings a fun game where they talk about a stat sheet of their life. Dan gets deep with his and Meg wants to change some of her answers.

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On the show today, Meg saw a tiktok that didn't sit well with her so she thought she would write a response open letter. Dan calls out all bosses around the country. Clint has a go with an old segment "men writing women" 

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In today's Only Fans, Clint, Meg and Dan give AI things that they will talk about to help create a song for the podcast.

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On the show today, Dan's friends had quite a short marriage but we wanted to hear shorter and people delivered. Clint was given some fool proof advice on getting laid. AI is amazing, so much so that it can create a theme song to your life so we give it a go.

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In today's Only Fans Dan has some questions for the group that should be asked to good friends. It all leads up to todays game of guess the fart. the jingle and the fart really shine in todays podcast.

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On the show today, Meg ran into a supermarket cat and thinks there is more we can do with similar cats, a live brainstorm happens to what to do next. Clint mum joins the show to give advice and Clint end up regretting it quickly. Show merch is here and we want you to hear all about it.

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On today's Only Fans, Dan talks about online hate and how he called someone out for it. There is a time and place for banter but you Clint, Meg and Dan said there is a time and place where you can do it and if you should do it without knowing them.

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On the show today, Clint talked about getting a love bite from his wife after spending almost a week away in the safe house. Dan is tasked to try out a viral video of someone telling a fake joke then getting them to explain it. Dan also shouts out some mothers who might have been missed over the weekend.

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Clint, Meg and Dan were away getting some much deserved rest after he safe house so here are some of the highlights of their time there.

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On the show today, Clint Meg and Dan were found in the safe house. They go through what all the clues mean. Clint, Meg and Dan also talk about some regrettable video's they have online and sport injuries. 

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On today's Only Fans, Clint, Meg and Dan go around the safe house interviewing the "kidnappers". They talk annoying hosts, pits and peaks of the time there.

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On today's Only Fans, Clint, Meg and Dan talk about their best friends and if they can change. they also answer heaps of other questions that come up on the live stream from the safehouse. 

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In the show today, Clint, Meg and Dan are in the safe house for day 3. Clint gets some what of a conjugal visit with his wife. The team and callers try and figure out the clues for the safe house so far. Facebook throwbacks are back with a llook into old status's the team put up.

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In today's Only Fans, Clint, Meg and Dan go through some of the games they have to keep them occupied in the safe house. Clint and Dan play the game with a mouth guard in their mouth while Meg has to guess what they are saying. Dan then takes over thinking he is doing all the heavy lifting in the podcast and shuts it down fast.

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On the show today, Clint, Meg and Dan are still in the safe house. Meg plays truth or punishment with the boys, a game they had fun with on the live stream. safe house clues are given from the team and we hear about a girl who's family let her get "kidnapped" 

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Here is the guys listening to their trip to the safehouse and any hints they might have

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On today's Only Fans, Dan shows off one of his other voices he can do but doesn't want to steal the lime light from the real person. They talk dad status. They call Dan's Mum and talks to her about her job.

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On the show today, Clint, Meg and Dan were kidnapped and taken to the edge safe house. Clint played his favorite game of guess the fart on the trip. They try give clues to where they are but early days means there is little to go off.

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On today's Only Fans, Clint, Meg & Dan rewrite song lyrics to old classics. The team also become 'dog trainers' and they learn who does and who doesn't like the clicker. Meg calls Guy to see how far down on the list of 'Perks Of Living With Meg' sleeping with her is and tensions arise. 

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On today's show, it's become a global issue that alarms in cellphones have stopped going off. Meg and Clint play another round of 'Rage Bait' with Dan and there's a plot twist with employee of the week!!

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On today's Only Fans, the team discuss the time they made Dan cry (on purpose). Meg brings an insane clip of a woman talking about how she had sex with an alien....and OBVIOUSLY has to get everyone to roleplay....  

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On the show today, we hear from listeners who have unknowingly stitched themselves up by forgetting to cancel some very expensive subscriptions. Dan places a bet with Meg that he HAS TO DO tomorrow. We speak to a Tik Toker who is being forced to fight the owner of a restaurant he left a bad review at.  

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On today's show, We had so much fun going through Dan's google history Meg revisits more of the things Dan has searched in google. Dan had his gym appointment and has set a pretty big goal for himself. Clint wants to know who else is on the gravy train.

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On today's Only Fans, Meg wants to kick it off with a throw back to Dan's diary. Dan wants to do something in the middle of the pod where he guesses rock songs and Clint ends the podcast off trying to call a listener for more information about her job. His part of the podcast clearly doesn't go to plan.

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On the show today, Dan is getting a free ride at the gym and puts the call out to see who else is riding the gravy train and getting things for free. Clint has  some expert advice around phones and the bedroom. Meg's mum joins the show to give advice to people who might need it.

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In today's Only Fans, Meg gave the whole team some homework to come up with some new slang words. Will any of them catch on? are they any good? Is Dan a handbag? let us know your thoughts on our poll in the Facebook group.

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On today's show, Meg finally watched Forrest gump and gives her review. Clint went to a wedding that had a fresh take on flower girls and Dan purchased something on playstation that didnt go down well with his wife. 

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On today's Only Fans,  Meg asks the question to the boys, If they could would they carry the baby. Their initial answer is no but after explanation they go into what they would to when having a baby. Another test is when Dan is asked to name a famous intelligent women, He makes a joke as though he cant think of one but then the team highlight how its sad that women aren't celebrated or described as nicely as men do.

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In the show today, Dan doesn't want to help his wife and friends move houses. Meg finds old songs she recorded on CD for her friends as gifts. Old Facebook status's come to light and what people have just realised they are doing wrong.

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In today's Only Fans, Clint, Meg and Dan get 10 mins each for today's podcast dedication. Meg wants to play a game for the first bit, Dan gets called out for how he uses the toilet. 

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In today's show, Dan has had some arguments with people who think its weird he has "let" his newborn son have his wife's last name. Clint, Meg and Dan have just started the Netflix hit "baby Reindeer and get peoples feedback on it to see if its worth sticking to. Meg wants to know your relationship rules.

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On today's Only Fans, Meg rattles through some new ideas for podcasts and how pretty much every idea is taken. Dan then takes the conversation in a different direction to slam on one of his wife's friends. Does he take it to far? Meg thinks so!

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On the show today, Clint was watching his favourite tv show when someone said they hadn't had a bowl movement in 16 days. Clint wants to know if that's one of the longest out there. Mike Hosking's joins the show to talk about the new Taylor Swift album. Meg blind react to best movies of all time after finally admitting she still hasn't seen Forest Gump.

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Here is Dan's Bedtime story to try put you to sleep.

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On the show today, Clint talks about the time he got drunk on the beach. Now he thinks he is better with his drinking. Dan talks about maybe getting laid after waiting so long. Meg was in awe of Clint's wife and all the things she can complete in a day..

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On the show today, Dan wants the Warrior's tattoo's to go viral so makes an anonymous phone call to the other media outlets. Sharyn from The Edge Afternoon show joins us to talk about the new TV show she is hosting. Producer diaries highlights some of the best bits of the week.

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In today's Only Fans, Dan starts off with a story about a time he saw a pingpong show in Thailand. Meg then preps the boys on their Taylor Swift fact ahead of their quiz tonight. Surprisingly Clint does very well.

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On the show today, Three guests come through to get Wah's tattoo's. Dan tries to convince Liv that theatre boys are good to date. Are Jarrod's all horrible people? we ask the nation.

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Here is Meg's Bedtime story to try put you to sleep.

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On today's Only Fans Clint Meg and Dan set up for them trying to put you to sleep! make sure by the end of the week you let us know who you think did the best job.

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On the show today, Clint, Meg and Dan talk about some ways people have been untruthful with money, Meg makes up her own word and Dan gets called out. Clint wants to try a tiktok trend and fails. We gear up for the premature NRL winning tattoos happening on the show tomorrow. 

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In today's Only Fans Clint tries to defend himself as he is accused of not paying attention when he is busy working. Meg thinks he isn't working as hard as her and Dan. Things get a little heated.

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In today's podcast, is your partner too perfect? Meg seems to think her husband should be calling the show for this. Did Dan get hit on at the hospital or were they needing his contact information? Caller Ben said he would rather shelve a pinecone then do what? so many questions on todays podcast. listen through for all your answers!

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On today's Only fans, Clint, Meg and Dan talk about their feelings on not being nominated for the radio awards this year. They have an interesting take on things as most of it is very subjective so would like to see some working from judges. At the end is the 10min audio submission of the show from 2023.

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On today's show, Clint, Meg and Dan talk stranger insults that they have received. We ask locals in Carterton if they know who won lotto over the weekend. People tell the show about their regrettable tattoo's. 

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Incase you missed it here are some of the highlights from the week.

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On today's Only Fans, Dan starts off with an angry vibe but Clint changes the vibe when he calls his wife after forgetting his wedding anniversary, He tries to make up for it in a cute way... but is it safe for kids?

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On the show today, Mitch James joins the show to talk about his new song and a bone he has to pick with Dan. Meg has a list of things that will set Dan off. Liv from the office is using a different app to date.

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On the show today, Clint, Meg and Dan talk to friend of the show Mike McRoberts about the state of media in the country and what has happened to NewsHub. Dan has an issue with a squeaky wheel. Meg made a bit of a blunder when organizing an interview with a kiwi icon.  

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In today's Podcast, Clint has some prize for you if you follow his instructions. There is a list of books getting abuse so Meg, Clint and Dan recreate what the situation might be like.

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In today's Only Fans, Dan talks about he sometimes feels shy about people judging him on what he wears. He thinks the closer he is to them the easier it is but strangers he worries about. Also listen out to the end because we have something you can win.

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On today's show, Dan feels like she is in a prison in his own home. He has been told he cannot say "I need to go wees". Meg has finally received a package she has been waiting nearly two years for and regret stats to sink in. Clint has an idea about how we can do our own survey after finding out some stories in the media might be made up. 

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*NOT TO BE SHARED WITH OTHER MEDIA* - Meg has requested this not to be shared as this is personal and she just wants those who listens to know her story. 

In Today's Only Fans, Clint and Dan call Meg to let her share her horrible day she had and why she was not on the show. Feel free to send her some love. Best way to let her see any love you would like to give her and her fam is on the Facebook page.

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On the show today, Meg is away so Yas is helping out. Dan hits Benson Boon's spot. We find some die hard fans who are willing to get a tattoo of the warriors being champs before the finals.

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In today's Only Fans, Clint, Dan and Yas talk about love and the different forms it comes in as Clint is watching "Love is Blind" and thinks a guy is being hard done by. They all sit in different camps but all seem to have a similar mindset in love.

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On today's show, after Rebel Wilsons book coming out it seems as though a divorce has had to come out as there is a bit of backlash. So the question is how long did you keen a break up secret. Dan has a new game he wants to try, we would love to hear some feedback on it. 

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Here is your winning performance in full. plus the chat they had on air when it was announced. 

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Here is 2nd place Yas's performance. 

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Here is the 3rd place Clint's performance. 

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Here is 4th place Brock's performance. 

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Here is 5th place megs full performance.

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In today's Only Fan's, Dan talks about his back up plan if radio doesn't work out for him. Clint has a different mindset about the whole situation. The team talk to New Producer Mouse about how she would rank the singing competition. 

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On the show today, Clint, Meg, Dan, Producer Brock and Producer Yas find out where they come in the theatre singing competition. We also find out the peoples choice for the competition. What do you think is the hottest work place as middle management Phippsy has some thoughts. we have Listener New Music back again today.

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In todays Only Fans, Meg shares a story that is heavily censored story about a store... you can try though. The team talk about virginities and Dan compares his sex life to rides at a theme park. 

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On the show today, Clint and Meg hear their performances from the theatre auditions and hear the feedback. Dan has an aggressive interaction with a Kia driver so compiles a list of most aggressive cars. Meg thinks there is a celeb trolling the world with how dumb he is.

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In today's Only Fans, Clint tries to steal one of Dan's stories for Only Fans as Meg thinks he doesn't contribute, they then show him how many people want him to chat in the Facebook group. Dan ends on a sour note so make sure you tune in till the end.

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On the show today, in the audition challenge Producer Brock and Meg are up and things are getting heated for first place. Meg talks about how she wrote about Dan in her diary when they went away together. Apparently there is a AI program that can mimic your voice so Clint, Meg and Dan put it to the test with listeners. 

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In today's Only Fans, Clint, Meg and Dan have a go at trying to intro music from different genres. Meg isn't given much of a chance as the boys love the sound of their own voice. They also chat about the origin of the Easter holiday.

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On the show today, Yas is first up with the theatre challenge and we get live reactions. Dan had an argument around eating chocolate, his "kryptonite". Clint takes a poll on waking up when in the mood.

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In today's Only Fans the team see who has the best Easter plans, We get to know producer Mouse a bit more and she graces us with her wonderful singing before the team challenge each other to see who the best is on the show.

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On the show today, Dan challenged his wife to a tossing competition and lost so challenged Meg to it. Meg was sent out dressed as an egg to hand out Easter eggs to all. Clint has some more audio to show before the team head off to be judged for their singing skills. 

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On today's Only Fans, Clint, Meg and Dan play a prank on Yas who doesn't have enough money on her card. Meg then talks about Clint's generosity and he mentions some nice things he has done. Buckle up from there as the podcast goes on a tangent and they chat for almost the longest Only Fans to date.

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On the show today, In preparation for the 1 second song, Clint thought he was cool enough to have the artist's number and it goes horribly wrong for him but oh so right for everyone else. Meg tests how good chat GBT is at giving advice now that it has a voice. Dan thinks any secret that is older than 10 years means you cant get in trouble for, so we test it out.

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You can listen to this on repeat to try help your guess

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In today's Only Fans, Clint, Meg and Dan give props to those parents who are doing their best for their kids. The acknowledge those who probably struggle alone and those are the unsung heroes. Clint shares a stories he heard about a dad who showed up for his kid and how those moments can live with a child forever.

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On the show today, Dan shares some of the struggles he has been battling through being a new dad. We hear some behind the scene audio of what everyone has been doing for the audition coming up. Clint has found out how crab sticks are made and he does not like it.

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