The Joe Marler Show

Today, Joe and Tom meet Ellen, who is a cinema manager at the Campbeltown Picture House in Scotland... if you are ever near by, you should go, it sounds wonderful. They ask her everything you'd ever want to know about cinemas, such as why are the snacks so expensive? What is the weirdest item that has ever been left? And what are the films that have caused most people to walk out? Plus, Joe tells us about his experiences watching possibly the most random and disturbing film of all time. And turns out it's a real film, he wasn't making it up. Ellen has a podcast called 'Down The Back Of The Seats', and you can listen to it here: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/down-the-back-of-the-seats/id1690055014 You can also also follow her on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/downthebackoftheseats/ If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and TikTok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This is a classic episode from back when we had no listeners, and when Joe used to record the show from his car. Today's is a whole episode about police dogs and how great they are. Joe and Tom meet Will Vye who works with police dogs every day and has some incredible stories. If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and TikTok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Our guest this week is Daan, who is a free diver and a man with possibly the most calming voice in the world. He can also hold his breath underwater for over 6 minutes, which is unbelievable. Daan is here to tell us about his life as a freediver. He tells us all about the beauty of the oceans, the feeling you get from diving 100 meters under water, and why sharks are misunderstood. This episode will make you want to go to the sea immediately. To listen to another podcast Daan features in, 'Oceans: Life Under Water', click here: https://podfollow.com/oceans-life-under-water To follow Daan on Instagram, click here: https://www.instagram.com/daanverhoevenfreediver/ If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and TikTok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe, Tom and Producer Ryan are back together to discuss how we grow this shambles of a podcast. There is some pressing bin chat on the agenda, as the emails have been flooding regarding the various recycling colours... but is there a show growing solution? The team also discuss the idea of young people dressing up as Joe for world book day, an uncomfortable urinal encounter at Chatham Services, and producer Ryan gets himself in trouble with the neon sign situation. If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and TikTok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Want another podcast to listen to? Check out Mind Set Win from Red Bull, with special guest Siya Kolisi. If you like the sound of this episode, click this link: https://podfollow.com/1663301076 Listen out for a new episode of Mind Set Win dropping every Tuesday and Thursday with high performance personas including Xavi Simons, Liam Lawson, Saya Sakakibara, Kristian Blummenfelt and many more, all sharing the psychological approaches that have made all the difference in their careers. Host Lisa Ramuschkat is joined in Season 3 by Head of Mental Performance at the Red Bull Athlete Performance Center, York-Peter Klöppel, to offer expert insight and some valuable tips and takeaways we can incorporate into our everyday routines to help develop our mental strength. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week we're putting on our Ant-Man suits and shrinking down super small with John, the Micro Engineer. He makes tiny things. Like seriously tiny. But why do we need things to be so small? He brings in his normal size bag of tiny tricks to show us how small micro really is and almost brings Joe to tears with the smallest Valencia ice lolly the world has (probably) ever seen. But don't get on the wrong side of him. Because if he wanted to, he could probably take over the world with special super tiny spy gadgets? If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and TikTok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We are back at The Clapham Grand for another episode of Things People Did, who is probably the first person to ever leave Joe Marler sweating and lost for words. Stephen worked in a supermarket for 6 years, a job he describes as 'the best ever', he licked envelopes for a week and worked as a TV runner, where he lost his mind making Cheryl Cole a cup of tea. We'll be honest, this episode is pure filth and you will love it. If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and TikTok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Our guest today is TV royalty, and one of the cleverest person we've ever had on the show - it's Richard Osman! He is here to tell us all about how game shows work, including why 'Deal or No Deal' basically sums up human nature, why The Traitors is deeply flawed, and why he wishes he had created 'The Weakest Link'. We also ask him to help us create our own game show, which goes terribly, and he has a quizzing showdown with out very own Mastermind, Joe Marler. If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and TikTok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see us at the Clapham Grand on 7th May, with guests Seann Walsh and Stephen Bailey: https://dice.fm/event/2ymoo-joe-marler-presents-things-people-did-7th-may-the-clapham-grand-london-tickets Today, Joe and Tom meet 'Damien', a flight attendant. Want to know why you always fart on planes? What about the mile high club? And is the in-flight shopping a rip-off? Yes it is. If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and TikTok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see us at the Clapham Grand on 7th May, with guests Seann Walsh and Stephen Bailey: https://dice.fm/event/2ymoo-joe-marler-presents-things-people-did-7th-may-the-clapham-grand-london-tickets Our guest this week is Sophie Darlington, who might just have the best job in the world. She is a wildlife cinematographer, and has worked on pretty much every massive nature and David Attenborough documentary you can think of. She has filmed incredible species in their natural habitats, including lions, penguins, bears and killer whales. She has seen incredible things, but we also learn about the unglamorous sides of the job, including being stuck in a hide for 27 hours with no toilet, and having to eat frozen cucumber sandwiches whilst not getting trampled by elephants. To find out more about Sophie and her work, click here: https://sophiedarlington.com/ If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and TikTok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see us at the Clapham Grand on 7th May, with guests Seann Walsh and Stephen Bailey: https://dice.fm/event/2ymoo-joe-marler-presents-things-people-did-7th-may-the-clapham-grand-london-tickets This is Things People Did, live at the Clapham Grand, and we have a belter of a guest - comedian Maisie Adam! She tells us all about her jobs before coming a comedian, including the time she was a waitress and dropped a gravy boat on a bride, working in an ice cream van and eating all the flakes, and the time she worked as a Christmas Elf for a Mr and Mrs Claus who were father and daughter. To buy tickets to Maisie's tour later this year, click here: https://www.maisieadam.com/ To listen to her football podcast, 'Big Kick Energy', click here: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/big-kick-energy/id1698411462 If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and TikTok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see us at the Clapham Grand on 7th May, with guests Seann Walsh and Stephen Bailey: https://dice.fm/event/2ymoo-joe-marler-presents-things-people-did-7th-may-the-clapham-grand-london-tickets Is there another podcast that could make a chat about coloured bins interesting? If you're into in that sort of thing, you'll love this episode. Our guest is Phil, who has been a bin man since he was 19. He tells us about the pranks you used to be able to pull before Ring doorbells came along, the worst smelling items he's ever experienced, and about the weird things he's found in peoples rubbish. He also tells us how the rude customers he experiences, and how people still look down on bin men to this day, but without them we would be screwed. We're a fan of Phil, and you will be too. We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and TikTok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe, Tom and Producer Ryan are back for another committee meeting, to discuss how we actually grow this show. It's been a positive month for the podcast, with stellar guests and upward movement in the charts... but have we got a neon sign yet? The team also go through some listener emails and applications, including an intimate wax specialist, a stunt driver who knows Boyzone, and Beyonce's wi-fi engineer. We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and TikTok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode will make you fall in love with libraries, that's a fact. Our guest is Lara, who is not your stereotypical librarian, in the sense that she doesn't spend her days telling people to 'ssshhhhh' or chasing people for fines. In this episode we discuss how libraries have changed the world, what the best excuses people have given for not returning a book, and 'that' aisle that is in every library where people get up to no good. Joe also shares his knowledge on books, which is basically The Hungry Caterpillar and a made up one from 'The Mummy'. We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and TikTok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see us at the Clapham Grand on Tuesday 16th April: https://dice.fm/event/qlmnx-joe-marler-presents-things-people-did-16th-apr-the-clapham-grand-london-tickets?lng=en This is a classic episode from back when we had no listeners. Today, Joe and Tom speak to an estate agent. His name is James and his worst viewing involves someone falling into a pond. He also once found a used condom on a pensioner’s sofa, and we find out that Joe sold a house with a real well, only to buy a new house with a fake well.  We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see us at the Clapham Grand on Tuesday 16th April: https://dice.fm/event/qlmnx-joe-marler-presents-things-people-did-16th-apr-the-clapham-grand-london-tickets?lng=en Our guest this week is Gary, who used to be Citi Bank's most profitable trader in the world back in 2011. He tells Joe and Tom all about how the trading floor works, and if it is actually anything like The Wolf of Wall Street. He also explains how he used to move millions of dollars around like it was a game, the toxic masculinity he experienced and how he eventually walked away from it all due to poor mental health. His story is pretty incredible, and you can buy his book 'The Trading Game' here: https://www.waterstones.com/book/the-trading-game/gary-stevenson/9780241636602 You can subscribe to his YouTube channel, Garys Economics, here: https://www.youtube.com/@garyseconomics We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see us at the Clapham Grand on Tuesday 16th April: https://dice.fm/event/qlmnx-joe-marler-presents-things-people-did-16th-apr-the-clapham-grand-london-tickets?lng=en We're back at the Clapham Grand for another episode of Things People Did, and our guest this week is comedian, rapper and actor Doc Brown. In the episode you will hear a lot of chat about car boot sales and finding quite disgusting stuff in cupboards/wardrobes, plus the most rock and roll resignation story you’ll get anywhere.  We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Our guest this week is YouTuber and comedian, Max Fosh! He is here to tell us all about how you make it as a content creator, if it is in fact a real job, and about some of the craziest stunts he's ever attempted, including the time he tried to cook a ready meal in a live volcano. Plus, he advises Joe how to become a viral sensation by simply using a leaf blower and a bag of flower. To watch Max's YouTube content, click here: https://www.youtube.com/@MaxFosh We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This is a classic episode from back when we had no listeners, and Joe was recording the show from his car. In this episode, Joe and Tom chat to Paul, a pest controller from Essex. ‘Pigeon Paul’, as he is affectionately known, answers all the important questions like are squirrels cute or twats? Why do cockroaches eat their mates’ vomit? And can wasps get drunk? We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's a massive one this week, because our guest is Sam, a former producer of Newsnight who had a key role in orchestrating the most infamous TV interview of the century. She gives us her account of how that interview at Buckingham Palace unfolded, from getting access to Prince Andrew in the first place, to the aftermath of what proved to be an absolute disaster for the royals. Plus, she tells us about the Netflix film coming out which is based on her story, where she gets played by Billie Piper! We think you'll enjoy this one... We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe is back from the Six Nations! The chairman is joined by co-host Tom and producer Ryan to discuss how to make this shambles of a podcast a worldwide success. They talk about the idea of Joe being the celebrant for a listeners wedding, some x rated merch suggestions and the prospect of getting Daisy's mum on the show at last. Plus, we hear about the newest member of the Marler family, Bob the tortoise, and an update on getting a neon sign for the show. Spoiler, still no neon sign. We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How do you remember every street in London off by heart? With great difficulty, according to Lee, who is a third generation black cab driver. Lee tells us everything we've ever wanted to know about taxi driving, including learning 'the knowledge', dealing with drunk passengers, and why Uber are the worst. There is also a very funny story about the time a couple asked to get frisky in the back of his cab... We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see us at the Clapham Grand next Tuesday 19th March! https://dice.fm/partner/dice/event/8lwe7-joe-marler-presents-things-people-did-19th-mar-the-clapham-grand-london-tickets?dice_id=1771574 We're back at the Clapham Grand for another episode of Things People Did, and our guest this week is comedian, Kae Kurd. In the episode you will hear a lot of chat about service stations, dodgy jobs in call centres / PPI claims, and about the time Angelina Jolie was asked to put in her email address to get a receipt. There is also a great hack for getting a boxing day discount in Next. To find out more about Kae and his work, click here: https://kaekurd.com/ To listen to Kae's podcast 'Ain't Got A Clue', click here: https://podfollow.com/1578860248 We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see us at the Clapham Grand next Tuesday 19th March! https://dice.fm/partner/dice/event/8lwe7-joe-marler-presents-things-people-did-19th-mar-the-clapham-grand-london-tickets?dice_id=1771574 Our guest this is week is Josh, and he might actually be our favourite guest ever. Think modern day Dick Van Dyke, but way better. He tells us all about being a modern chimney sweep, including finding skeletons in the houses of parliament, being invited to random weddings because chimney sweeps are good luck, and a phenomenal story about the time he found some 'romantic' letters up a chimney, from a wife who was having an affair. This episode really has everything. We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This is a classic episode, back from when we had no listeners and when Joe used to record the show from his car. Our guest this week is Kate, who is a professional bodyguard and tells us everything we've ever wanted to know about keeping celebrities alive. We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's Crufts week, and we are honoured to have the the 2020 champion, Maisie the Dachshund in the studio. Not only is Maisie a winner, but she became famous for being the first dog ever to do a poo during her victory lap. Her owner Kim, who owns a whopping 25 dogs, is here to tell us all about the secrets of Crufts and to recall their glorious victory. She also has massive headteacher vibes and puts Joe in his place as well... which is always nice. We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Before her time as a comedian and award-winning writer, Fern Brady did a lot of weird jobs. She made flower potions at a psychic fair, worked in a sex shop that sold hilariously titled pornos, had a Saturday shift at a bookies full of crying men and... well, Boots. We're live, back at The Clapham Grand to delve into all of that, as well partake in some lengthy discussions about magic mushrooms and 'poophoria'. Strap in... To order a copy of Fern's book, 'Strong Female Character', click here: https://www.waterstones.com/book/strong-female-character/fern-brady/9781914240478 To buy tickets to her live tour, click here: https://fernbradycomedian.com/ We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week, our guest is Ruth, a professional decorator who rocks a pair of pink overalls and loves inspecting the paintwork in nightclub toilets! In this episode, we discover why there is more to the job than 'slapping a bit of paint on the walls' (Joe's words), why there are so many different shades of white, and how to actually wallpaper a wall. There is also a lot of talk about elephant breath, among other weirdly named colours. We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This is a classic episode from back when we had no listeners. Today, Joe and Tom meet opera singer Rob Murray to chat Pavarotti, how you sing from your balls and why the Sydney Opera House isn't all that. Plus there's some world class singing (from Rob) and a story about Frank Bruno. We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Our guest today is Ross, who is a Warden at The Tower of London. This episode is nothing short of a fascinating (and absolutely bonkers) history lesson that involves elephants drinking wine, Anne Boleyn's ghost, William the Bastard aka Conqueror, and a bloke called Colonel Blood who tried to steal the Crown Jewels and ended up being the King's best mate. Plus, we learn what is the actual point of a Beefeater. We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're back at The Clapham Grand, and this time our guest is the excellent Jen Brister. Jen has done a lot of jobs, and 99% of them have been 'mind numbingly boring'... or, ideal for Things People Did, whichever way you look at it. Data entry, call centres, Homebase, working in a plastic factory - we've got it all covered in this podcast. Go and check out Jen's most recent comedy special 'The Optimist', by clicking here: https://800pgr.lnk.to/JenIN To listen to her podcast 'Memory Lane', click here: https://podfollow.com/1525239847 We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Who would you call if your family member was being held hostage, and their kidnappers were demanding 50 million pounds in exchange for their safe return? We'd recommend Scott, who is a professional hostage negotiator, and probably the calmest man we've ever met. He talks about the art of persuasion, negotiation and keeping your cool in extremely high pressured situations. There are some mind boggling stats and stories in this one, enjoy. To order a copy of Scott's book, 'Order Out of Chaos', click here: https://www.waterstones.com/book/order-out-of-chaos/scott-walker/9780349434988 We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This is a classic episode from back when we had no listeners. Joe and Tom meet car salesman Lloyd this week, and most of their questions seem to come from watching Danny DeVito in Roald Dahl’s Matilda. There’s also a story about Lloyd getting offered sexual favours for a discount, and more than one dig at the Vauxhall Mokka. We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ever wondered why Brad Pitt always looks good? How much celebrities spend on their red carpet outfits? Why Lady Gaga once wore a dress made just of meat? Well, our guest this week is Krishan, who is a celebrity stylist and can answer all those questions. He also gives Joe and Tom a damning review of their fashion choices... about time someone did, really. We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're back at the Clapham Grand with another live episode of Things People Did. Our guest this week is a comedian, podcast legend and gentleman with the finest sideburns around... it's Mike Bubbins! He tells us all about working on the checkouts before barcodes were invented, driving a van illegally in Toronto, and the time he broke a students leg while he was a PE Teacher (which was an accident of course). Add in a free packet of Welsh-cakes and a world class Elvis impression, and you've got yourself an excellent episode. Enjoy. To listen to Mike's podcast, The Socially Distant Sports Bar, click here: https://podfollow.com/the-socially-distant-sports-bar We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Have you ever thought to yourself, I wonder who the Usain Bolt of window cleaning is? Of course you have... Well, meet Terry Turbo, the fastest window cleaner in the world. Yes, we're being serious. Terry has broken his own world record 9 times, and is attempting it again this coming March. There is a lot of chat about squeegees in this episode, and Joe tries to work out how long it would take for Terry to clean the Burj Khalifa. We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod To find out more about Terry, visit his website: http://www.fastestwindowcleaner.com/ If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan Cole and Ben Youngs have a new rugby podcast, just in time for the Six Nations. We'd love you to check it out, and wanted to share the first episode with you. If you like it, head over to For The Love Of Rugby. Their second episode is out today. For The Love Of Rugby: https://linktr.ee/loveofrugby Go and hit the follow button, leave a review, and give Dan (and Ben) your support on their big podcasting adventure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The show growing committee meet for the first time in 2024 to discuss the year of podcast domination ahead. It's slow progress, as Joe once again bemoans the lack of a neon sign for the show, and he's starting to worry that producer Ryan is letting power go to his head. There is however some good news as well - billboard in Leicester Square anyone? Joe and Tom go through some excellent guest applications for the show, and we have some excellent suggestions from our patrons. There is also talk of a 2024 UK tour... in a camper van. We want ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom! Email joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk To come and watch Things People Did at The Clapham Grand, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What is the first thing you would do if you were marooned on a desert island? With no possessions, food or shelter? A scary thought for your average human, but not for this week's guest. Meet Tom, who is an expert in wilderness bushcraft and all things survival. He knows exactly what to do in every perilous situation, and is here to share his knowledge with Joe and Tom, so they don't have to resort to eating each other. They talk about making fire, pirates and a spider that gives you a 24 hour erection when it bites you... so basically covering all bases. To find out more about Survival Tom and his excellent castaway experiences on offer, click here: https://www.desertislandsurvival.com/ To come and watch Things People Did at The Clapham Grand, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This is a classic episode from back when we had no listeners. Our guest this week is Darren, and there are some key questions on the agenda. What are you allowed to steal from hotels? And what is the toughest stain to get out of bed sheets? What is the weirdest object anyone has ever left behind? Listen, and find out. To come and watch Things People Did at The Clapham Grand, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We have an incredible guest this week. Meet Jill, who has been in over 2000 films, in a career spanning 60 years. James Bond, Carry On films, The Muppets, Indiana Jones, the first ever episode of Eastenders... you name it, she's been in it. She tells us all about the life of an extra, who the biggest divas are that she's encountered, and a David Bowie story that will blow your mind. To watch an award-winning film all about Jill, click here: https://mubi.com/en/gb/films/jill-uncredited To come and watch Things People Did at The Clapham Grand, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We are back at The Clapham Grand with another live episode of Things People Did. Our guest this time is comedian (and classical singer) Lloyd Griffith! Lloyd has many talents that include perfectly spacing the pepperoni on a Pizza Hut pizza, smuggling satellites into DR Congo (and almost getting kidnapped) and power washing bird poo off of thousands of seats at Grimsby's stadium. He also gets the whole Clapham Grand on their feet with a rendition of Jerusalem... you don't want to miss this one. You should go and see Lloyd live at his next tour 'Baroque and Roll', tickets here: https://lloydgriffith.com/#live Come and watch Things People Did, (ft.Mike Bubbins and Jen Brister) NEXT TUESDAY 16th January: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month this year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Our guest this week is Chris, and he may just have the best job in the world. Chris designs, tests and inspects playgrounds... which means he basically gets to be a kid for a living. In this episode, he tells us about the craziest designs he's ever seen, some absolute death trap playing equipment, and about the time he got attacked by goats whilst inspecting a climbing frame. They also design Joe and Tom's dream playground... which is definitely not suitable for children. You'll see why. Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month this year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This is a classic episode from back when we had no listeners! Joe and Tom are refreshed and ready for the year ahead, and their guest today is Surgeon Chris - who is also a listener! He’s really into the pelvis, and just loves getting his saw and hammer out on broken bones, but has he ever operated on anyone with a mortal shell stuck up them? Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy New Year to you all, we hope you had a wonderful festive period full of fun and Valencia ice lollies... we know Joe did. We kick off 2024 with a belter, where we are joined by Emma the Beekeeper, who flew over from Northern Ireland to tell us about every different type of bee, how they elect a queen and the many times she has been stung in the face. She also tells us about a giant bee nightclub in the sky, and why David Beckhams hives aren't very realistic... it's a fascinating chat. Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to the The Marlie Awards, our first ever red carpet event, celebrating the best in class from 2023. Sit back and enjoy some of our favourite moments from an absolutely stellar year. See you in 2024! Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Every week we bring you a classic episode, from back when we had no listeners. This time, Joe (aka Fish, apparently) and Tom meet a tattoo artist and ask her everything they’ve ever wanted to know about tattoos. Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This is it. We have some big news to announce. As you heard a few weeks ago, from Jonny the marketing expert, the branding of our show could do with a bit of a make over. So, in this episode, you're going to hear about our plans for 2024! We have a new name, some new artwork, and from January we'll be bringing you an extra Friday episode as well. Joe, Tom and Producer Ryan are bringing the Show Growing Committee back to tell you all about it. The actual show is barely going to change, you can still expect the same fun, amazing guests and absolute nonsense. It's been a hell of a three years, but it's now time to take it to the next level... and we want you guys to come on the journey with us and help us #GrowTheShow. So, sit back, enjoy, and make sure you tell a friend about the podcast this Christmas. Actually, just tell all your friends... Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmstickets To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ho ho ho, merry Christmas! Actually we should just say merry Christmas, as apparently the real Santa doesn't say ho ho ho. We learn this (and many other secrets of the trade) from Mike, who is a professional Father Christmas. Yes, that is his real job all year round, as he takes bookings in January, and there is a Santa convention that happens in June. Luckily, most Santa's get to take Christmas day off. Warning, don't listen to this episode if you are around young children, as we don't want to ruin Christmas for anyone! Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmstickets To download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8 JMS merch available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Every week we bring you an old episode, back from when we had no listeners. Here, Joe and Tom meet Paddy who lived on the streets of Birmingham for 5 years. He’s one of the most extraordinary people they’ll ever meet and he’ll make you think again about homeless people. Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmstickets To download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8 JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Our guest this week is Jonny, who is an expert in marketing. Joe and Tom ask him lots of silly questions about adverts (anyone remember the Umbongo song?) and he gives us a very honest assessment about the marketing of this podcast... turns out we aren't ready to become a viral sensation just yet. Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmstickets To download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8 JMS merch available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 Every week we bring you an old episode, back from when we had no listeners. This week, Joe and Tom meet a cheesemonger, eat six cheeses and potentially get gout. Learn all about the Great Cheese War of 1766, Sardinian maggots and how many goats is a lot of goats. We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmstickets To download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8 JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 This week we meet Lee, who is an APT in a mortuary. There are some very serious parts to this episode, as well as some very funny parts, all of which delve into the inspiring work that Lee and his team do. What are the strangest things he has ever found in a dead body? How exactly do post-mortems work? How does he cope with some of the horrific things he sees? You'll find out. We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmstickets To sign up to Nord VPN, click here: https://nordvpn.com/marler To download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8 JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 Every week we bring you an old episode, back from when we had no listeners. This time, Joe and Tom meet Tim Peake and ask him everything they've ever wanted to know about astronauts. We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmstickets To download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8 JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Tickets only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 This is another episode of 'Things People Did', a new format where we're going to speak to comedians about the jobs they used to do before they became famous! We have a big time guest today who is on more TV shows than he can count... sometimes at the same time, it's Joel Dommett! However, before he found success, he did a stint at virgin megastore as a makeshift security guard, worked in his dad's cheese shop and tried his luck as an actor, where he once had to film a sex scene with Sienna Miller. We also talk about the Masked Singer, I'm A Celeb and put together a bonkers CV for Joel to take home. We will be recording episodes of Things People Did at The Clapham Grand every month next year, come along and get involved! Tickets only £15 here: : https://linktr.ee/jmstickets To download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8 To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 Warning, this episode may make you heave if you're not into disgusting stuff. Amber is a foot health specialist, who spends her days dealing with ingrowing toenails, bunions and verrucas. She also once dealt with some toenails that hadn't been cut in 30 years... As well as the gross stuff, we rate Joe and Tom's feet, and debate how much money Joe could get for pictures of his on OnlyFans. Might as well give it a go? We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmstickets To sign up to Nord VPN, click here: https://nordvpn.com/marler To download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8 JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 Every week we bring you an old episode, back from when we had no listeners. This time, Joe and Tom meet Dr Mark Freestone and ask him everything they've ever wanted to know about psychopaths. We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmstickets To download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8 JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 Our guest this week is Gav, he's an ecologist, and he has spent most of his career smelling otter poo, counting newts and conducting bat surveys. In this episode, we learn why that is such important work, and about how we can all do simple things to help protect the environment around us. We also learn that Joe has a talent for identifying insects just by the sound they make underground...who knew? We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmstickets To sign up to Nord VPN, click here: https://nordvpn.com/marler To download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8 To listen to Joe Wilkinson's Podcast, 'Chatabix', click here: https://podfollow.com/1560965008 JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 Every week we bring you an old episode, back from when we had no listeners. This time, Joe and Tom meet Dan Snow who knows everything about everything. It's one of our favourite episodes and covers Roman emperors, King Wladyslaw, Tutankhamun’s underpants and Henry VIII. We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmstickets JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686 We're live at The Clapham Grand this week, and we've got something exciting up our sleeve. This is the first episode of 'Things People Did', a new format where we're going to speak to comedians about the jobs they used to do before they became famous. The best part is, we're going to be doing this every month live at The Clapham Grand in front of an audience, and you're invited to come and join in! We're kicking things off with a belter... it's Joe Wilkinson! Before he was a comedian, podcaster and actor, it turns out he used to blow up bouncy castles (but never tethered them), he used to work in a calendar factory, a toy shop and as a lifeguard... even though he can't swim. It's bonkers and hilarious in equal measure, as you'd expect. We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmstickets To listen to Joe Wilkinson's Podcast, 'Chatabix', click here: https://podfollow.com/1560965008 And to go see him at one of his book signings, click here: https://linktr.ee/jwbookevents To sign up to Nord VPN, click here: https://nordvpn.com/marler To download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8 JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Every Saturday morning we bring you one of our favourite guests from back when the show had no listeners. In this week’s classic, Joe and Tom meet a vicar and he might be the best vicar in the world. They ask him about weddings, funerals, swear words in the bible and whether the Lord is Father Tim's line manager. Merch available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok To download Spond, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8 Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe has returned from The Rugby World Cup in France, so he's here to tell Tom, and the rest of us, about all of the big moments... New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Some of the facts you will hear in this episode about germs will likely blow your mind. You may not even understand it all... we're not sure Joe did. But what we can tell you is that there is talk of zombie ants, the amount of bacteria on a nightclub carpet, viruses and if they could wipe out humanity, and a study on Belgian faeces which is quite frankly, ridiculous. Dr Jonathan Kennedy is our expert this week, and you can buy his book 'Pathogenesis' here: https://www.waterstones.com/book/pathogenesis/jonathan-kennedy//9781911709053 To sign up to Nord VPN, click here: https://nordvpn.com/marler New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Every Saturday morning we bring you one of our favourite guests from back when the show had no listeners. In this week’s classic, Joe and Tom meet a teacher and ask her everything they’ve ever wanted to know about working in a school. Come and see our next live show (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 Merch available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok z Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We are at the Clapham Grand next week, come and see our live show! (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 What do you do when a patient farts? Do you secretly enjoy inflicting pain? Has anyone ever fallen asleep on the table mid massage? These are some of the questions Joe wanted to ask our guest today, who is a masseuse. Emma has treated thousand of patients over the years including multiple high profile athletes, and our very own Tom Fordyce. She tells us everything we've ever wanted to know about giving massages, and she also shares her incredible story from previously working with Lance Armstrong. New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Every Saturday morning we bring you one of our favourite guests from back when the show had no listeners. In this week’s classic, Joe and Tom meet Fred the Funeral Director for a conversation about death, doves and Tina Turner. And Tom is taking notes because somehow he’s now in charge of organising Joe’s funeral. Come and see our next live show (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 Merch available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're cracking open the Whisky in this episode (literally)... or is it spelled Whiskey? Well apparently that depends where it's made. Turns out we don't no much about whisky, so we brought in an expert to teach us all about it. Joe also drinks some of the samples way too quickly, so this one could go anywhere. Enjoy. To try the same whisky as Joe from The Clydeside Distillery, click here: https://www.theclydeside.com/ Come and see our next live show (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet a stuntwoman and ask her about being set on fire, jumping off bridges and 31 year old ponies. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor Come and see our next live show (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What is the cleaning product that sorts out pretty much any stain? Is there an etiquette when snooping through people's wardrobes? Which is undisputedly the best hoover brand? We discuss all these important questions this week with our guest Natalie, who is a professional cleaner. There is also a controversial debate on how to correctly stack a dishwasher, and a very funny story involving some knickers being found in a church. Come and see our next live show (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Every Saturday morning we bring you one of our favourite guests from back when the show had no listeners. In this week’s classic, Joe and Tom meet someone who worked on Death Row in Texas and watched hundreds of executions. Come and see our next live show (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 Merch available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We have not one, but two guests on the show this week! John and Lily are father and daughter, who both selflessly give up their lives to volunteer for the RNLI. They are constantly on call to answer their pagers (yes, they still exist in 2023), suit up and head out to sea to rescue people on lifeboats... sometimes mid-roast dinner, which comes with its own roast potato related dilemmas. They rescue people from place crashes, sinking yachts and many other dangerous situations. The passion they have for lifeboats is infectious, and the passion John has for crocs footwear is something else entirely... Come and see our next live show (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Every Saturday morning we bring you one of our favourite guests from back when the show had no listeners. This week’s classic is with Marine Biologist Darren and the beautiful thing is that Darren is a listener to the show, just like you, only probably with better shark knowledge. Come and see our next live show (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 Merch available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Our guest today is a YouTuber who goes by the name Geowizard. His actual name is Tom, and he is very similar to our Tom, except that he is even better at geography, he lives a life of crazy adventures and he is one of the best in the world at the game 'Geoguessr'. He tells us about the time he nearly died in a peat bog, how he got arrested in Scotland during lockdown, and how he has successfully crossed Wales in a straight line on his fourth attempt... yes, that is as bonkers as it sounds. This one will inspire you to get more adventurous, enjoy. To subscribe to Geowizard's Youtube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/@GeoWizard To follow him on Instagram, click here: https://www.instagram.com/geowizardofficial/ Come and see our next live show (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see our next live show (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 “I don’t like it, I love it” - those are the words of Edward, who we now love. He’s here to tell us why parking tickets is a billion pound industry, about the horrendous abuse he gets every day, the emotions of getting booked and why it’s always easier to just pay. Joe reveals he gets four parking tickets every month, and Tom declares our guest to be one of the most inspirational on earth.  New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What is the record for the fastest time to eat a Terry's chocolate orange? The most hotdogs swallowed in one minute? The fastest time to eat three pickled eggs? You're about to find out, because our guest this week is Leah Shutkever, who is the UK's no.1 female competitive eater, and she holds these records and many many more. In this episode, Joe attempts to break her chocolate orange record, and tries to set a new world record for the most Valencia Ice Lollies eaten in one minute. There is also a great story about a watercress festival. Come and see our next live show (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 To follow Leah on Instagram, click here: https://www.instagram.com/shutkeverofficial/?hl=en For her Youtube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0dlQ2xYj2kw7BiE1HAygLw New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What does a mayor actually do apart from wear chains and cut ribbons? Well, when we were in Manchester for the tour, we met up with Andy Burnham, the mayor of Greater Manchester, and it turns out he doesn't actually do either of those things much. In this episode, we discuss how to make changes in a city, why it costs more to get the train to Manchester from London than to fly, and what Joe would do as the mayor of Heathfield. There is also a lot of music chat, and Joe offends Andy by calling one of Manchesters most iconic bands 'the Joy Division'. Come and see us in Clapham on November 1st? Tickets for our next live show are on sale now: https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see us in Clapham on November 1st? Tickets for our next live show are on sale now: https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 In this episode, you'll hear some more of our favourite moments from the year so far. As ever, we're answering some of the hard hitting questions, like what Boris Johnson is like in real life? What does the term 'smurfing' mean on construction sites? What are the different love languages? How do you inseminate a cow? And why can't you take ice cubes through airport security? If you enjoy this episode, why not share some of the best moments with your friends and grow the show? You know you want to... New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see us in Clapham on November 1st? Tickets for our next live show are on sale now: https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 Whilst Joe is away with England preparing for the World Cup, we thought it would be a great time to have a look at back at some of the best bits from the year so far. Where else would you get to listen to chat about parallel parking, digging up skeletons, the coronation of King Charles III and the etiquette of defecating in a Pringle pot all in one place? While you're at it, why not share some of the best moments with your friends and grow the show? You know you want to... New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see us in Clapham on November 1st? Tickets for our next live show are on sale now: https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to podcast we go. Our guest today is Joe Cage (Miner Joe), who is an expert when it comes to digging up limestone and other minerals. In this episode we learn the difference between a mine and a quarry, why the mining industry is so important and dangerous in equal measure, and Joe Marler (Major Joe) has his mind blown by the size of the diggers they use. There is also a lot of chat about explosions, shafts and a guy named 'Baggo'. New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see us in Clapham on November 1st? Tickets for our next live show are on sale now: https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 Fascinated by the brain? This is the episode for you. Dr Ryan is here, not a medical doctor, to tell us what the brain is up to, about the work he does researching neurodegenerative diseases and he goes on a tangent about whether flies can handle alcohol. He also brings some fruit flies into the studio, and one of them looks strangely like Joe. New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see us in Clapham on November 1st? Tickets for our next live show are on sale now: https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 In this episode, Joe and Tom go inside the care system with Catherine who’s travelled all the way from Canada to see us. They talk scandals, bingo, relationships and how difficult it is to work at a retirement home. There are funny bits, there are sad bits and there are bits that make us worry about getting older, as well as a story about winning over a grumpy lady with kitkats.  New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see us in Clapham on November 1st? Tickets for our next live show are on sale now: https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 What do you know about recruitment? Probably more than Joe, who struggles with the concept of someone who's job it is to get other people jobs. Our guest this week tells us all about what you should and shouldn't include in a CV, how commission actually works, and that you shouldn't do a remote interview from a public toilet cubicle. There is also some excellent chat about fonts and eye contact etiquette. New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A polite warning that it is quite a gritty episode this week, and there is also some uncomfortable language throughout. This week our guest is Riaz Khan, who is a university lecturer, author, and former football hooligan. He shares his fascinating story of being a member of Leicester's 'Baby Squad throughout the eighties, which includes graphic descriptions of violence, memories of racial abuse he experienced and how fashion played a part in gang culture. We also discuss the glamorisation of football hooliganism in the films, and how Riaz looks back at his time in the firm now.  Come and see us in Clapham on November 1st? Tickets for our next live show are on sale now: https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see us in Clapham on November 1st? Tickets for our next live show are on sale now: https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 In this episode, Joe and Tom break a leg with professional theatre critic David Benedict. They ask him about his favourite biro, whether he’s ever had faeces smeared in his face and the time he went to review a Harvey Weinstein production in Leicester. Twice.  New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see us in Clapham on November 1st? Tickets for our next live show are on sale now: https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 Can you spatchcock that chicken for me? Joe and Tom talk to Dom the butcher about chewy fat, walk-in fridges, sharp knives, dealing with blood, crocodiles, trotter chopping and why you can’t have a large tomahawk steak in a small London flat. Shout out Meat Ipswich too.  New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come and see us in Clapham on November 1st? Tickets for our next live show are on sale now: https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331 A gentle warning that this is one of our darker episodes, and contains some troubling subjects. We are joined this week by Nina Hobson, who is an ex-detective, bodyguard and who now runs a counter sex trafficking organisation. She tells us about how the sex trafficking industry works, about some of the horrific cases of kidnap and violence she has encountered, and the situations she has been in involving pimps, and other members of organised crime groups. You can listen to Nina's true crime podcast, 'Codename Siren', here: https://podfollow.com/1663966966 New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tickets to our next live show at the Clapham Grand, as part of the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival, are on sale here (from Wednesday 14th): https://link.dice.fm/idd7625a861e This week, our guest is Professor Lucy Easthope, who is the UK’s leading expert in disaster planning and recovery. She is also now one of our favourite ever guests! Lucy has advised on some of the world’s most high profile disasters and tragedies, including chemical spillages, volcanoes, fires, floods, terror attacks, the 2004 tsunami, 7/7 attacks, Grenfell Tower Covid 19 pandemic... and now she is on The Joe Marler Show, a disaster of sorts itself. Get your emergency bag packed and strap in for this episode, it’s a good one. To buy a copy of Lucy's book 'When the Dust Settles', click here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/When-Dust-Settles-BESTSELLER-marvellous/dp/1529358280 To follow Lucy on Twitter, click here: https://twitter.com/LucyGoBag To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  We have new merch! Get your caps, hoodies and signed tour posters here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We have new merch! Get your caps, hoodies and signed tour posters here: joemarler.co.uk/shop This week, Joe and Tom meet 'Choccy' Joe, who is basically the real life Willy Wonka. He brings with him a chocolate box like no other, and non-choccy Joe basically eats all of them. In this episode, we learn how chocolate is made, which chocolate best for you, and that a new secret 'ruby' chocolate exists. There is also talk of a giant chocolate elephant and how white chocolate might not actually be chocolate. To visit Choccy Joe's shop website, click here: https://1683chocolateplace.co.uk To follow him on Instagram, click here: https://www.instagram.com/1683chocolateplace/?hl=en To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We have new merch! Get your caps, hoodies and signed tour posters here: joemarler.co.uk/shop Our guest this week is Adam, who runs a secret social media business for celebrities, and basically knows everything there is to know about social media. He terrifies Joe and Tom by telling them about how algorithms work, and why we all spend hours every day scrolling on our phones without actually taking anything meaningful into our brains. On a more chirpy note, he used to create passwords for Tony Blair and run Fat Boy Slim's twitter account. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop In this episode, Joe and Tom speak to Michelle about life as a construction worker. She’ll tell you about smurfing, dumper trucks and what happens when you put a building in the wrong place. There’s a chat about landfill, cranes, Joe gets a gift, Tom doesn’t, and we break down builder stereotypes. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We have new merch! Get your caps, hoodies and signed tour posters here: joemarler.co.uk/shop This is it. The Joe Marler Show live tour has come to an end, and what a ride it has been. Our final stop is Bristol, a city which has produced many a famous individual, including comedian Russell Howard, writer Stephen Merchant, Hollywood actor Cary Grant and... Darth Vader? Joe, Tom and Ryan have a lovely time exploring this beautiful city, enjoying a cider along the way and visiting an original Banksy... who we now would like to get on the podcast if anyone knows who he actually is?  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You are listening to Radio Marler, where Joe and Tom are joined by a very special guest, Jordan North! He tells us about his journey from Kit Kat Radio to prime time radio 1, the time he tried to chat to Brad Pitt about corned beef hash and the secrets about how the jungle actually works. Plus, we take a deep dive into the difference between 'dinner' and 'tea', and we find out what Ant and Dec are like in real life. To listen to Jordan's podcast 'Help I Sexted My Boss' click here: https://podfollow.com/sextedmyboss NEW MERCH ALERT - Grow the Show hoodies can be found here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There are two types of passengers at airport security. Those who come prepared with their liquids in bags, and no strange items in their cabin luggage, and those who don't. Which one is Joe? You can probably guess. He meets his match in today's episode, with our guest Charlotte, who is a manager at Manchester Airport Security! She tells us about the strangest items she has ever found in people's bags, the biggest bug bares when people don't pick up their trays and reason you can't bring a tub of butter on a flight with you. She also takes absolutely none of Joe's attitude, which is always fun. NEW MERCH ALERT - Grow the Show hoodies can be found here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

NEW MERCH ALERT - Grow the Show hoodies can be found here: joemarler.co.uk/shop Joe, Tom and Ryan are exploring Manchester this week, a city renowned for its vibrant music scene, its passionate football culture... and a statue of Mahatma Gandhi? This episode features a man called Martin in a record shop, an intense ice lolly race, and a wedding invite to a place called 'Tinder Hall'. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We have a very special episode for you this week, as we bring you an essential guide to the coronation of King Charles III. We are joined in the studio by royal correspondent, Emily Nash, who can answer all of our important questions such as how much will it all cost? What will he and Camilla arrive in? Who makes the invite list? And will King Charles wear a GoPro on his head as he is anointed? To listen to Emily's podcast, 'A Right Royal Podcast', click here: https://podfollow.com/1660605216 New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

NEW MERCH ALERT - Grow the Show hoodies can be found here: joemarler.co.uk/shop We’re in Birmingham! Before heading to the live show, Joe, Tom and Ryan visit some of Birmingham’s top landmarks and recreate an iconic photo outside an All Bar One. Plus there’s some highlights from our Birmingham show, including a juicy story about an ex and a rap from listener Molly.  To get any last minute resale tickets for Manchester, click here: https://stollerhall.com/box-office/choose-seats/?EventInstanceId=220601 To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

New JMS caps available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop In this episode, Joe and Tom are joined by Jess Phillips, Labour MP for Birmingham Yardley. She’ll tell you what it’s really like inside the Houses of Parliament and gives her brutal assessment of Dominic Raab, Boris Johnson, Liz Truss and many more. We could have talked to Jess all day, and we hope she comes back for a second part.  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

NEW MERCH ALERT - Grow the Show hoodies can be found here: joemarler.co.uk/shop Joe, Tom and Ryan are in Glasgow for the first leg of their UK-wide tour. They learn about their host city, eat battered Mars bars and learn about the airport from taxi driver Gordon. Plus there’s a review of their first live show as listeners go home happy from the Glee Club.  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How many of us would fail our driving test if we had to retake it today? Most of us, probably. Luckily, we are joined by Aman this week, who is a driving instructor, and can tell us everything we need to know about driving better. Joe and Tom talk to her about the worst types of student, the most stupid ways to fail your test and 'aggressive vs passive' drivers. Joe also devises a ridiculous way to make parallel parking a lot easier... To follow Aman's Youtube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/@ClearviewDriving Or to follow her on Tik Tok, click here: https://www.tiktok.com/@clearviewdriving?lang=en To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat, a hoodie or any other merch, go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices