103.9 The SEAN

Send us a Text Message.Sean discusses the 32 year old... teenager? A 34 year old living inside a grocery store sign. His birthday weekend recap. And a brand new "Shituation of the Week" pertaining to a machete wielding maintenance man on the pickle ball court versus Thailand destroying Kuwait 57-0 in hockey. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!May is National Overstuffed Oreo Awareness Month. Help spread awareness by protesting or making a half-assed attempt on social m...

Send us a Text Message.Sean is here to discuss a multitude of animals on today's show for a variety of reasons. He also relives a childhood memory with his wife. The "Shituation of the Week" returns pitting two animal scenarios against each other. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by Motion Magic Lighting. Never spend hours walking around your house turning off lights again! Use promo code: BRIGHTIDEA for 20% off your entire order. Tip S...

Send us a Text Message.It's time to recap the most magical week of my life! I'm lucky, blessed, and grateful! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by TheFitishGuy! Check out his Instagram page for workout motivation and he can make you a custom workout plan to fit your needs. (This is a personal friend and actually a real opportunity for you!)Tip Sean money on Goodpods! https://goodpods.com/profile/1039thesean-53819Or DM us to tip via Venmo!Foll...

Send us a Text Message.Yup, everyone's favorite person to hate really did it this time! Hear the full story now. Please send hate mail directed towards Tim to our social channels so that my lawyer can read it to the jury. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Tip Sean money on Goodpods! https://goodpods.com/profile/1039thesean-53819Or DM us to tip via Venmo!Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/103.9thesean/Follow us! https://twitter.com/1039TheSEANSubmit questions, topics...

Send us a Text Message.Sean reads through a list of marriage quotes from famous people throughout history, as his own wedding looms just days away. The Shituation of the Week between the Fedex driver and the squatters result will be revealed on Show 79. Go back and listen to Show 77 if you missed it! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Tip Sean money on Goodpods! https://goodpods.com/profile/1039thesean-53819Or DM us to tip via Venmo!Follow us! https://www.instagram.com...

Send us a Text Message.Sean discusses The Florida Man Games, and annoying calls from the electrical company. He also shares how Pokemon cards are changing and not for the better, as well as, opens a pack of Pokemon cards live on the air and reacts to them for a hilarious segment. Lastly, the Shituation of the Week puts a Fedex driver up against squatters in the Hollywood Hills. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by Wackadoo! The newest candy t...

Send us a Text Message.Sean dives into the deep list of podcasts that he listens to and recommends. If you like the list, let him know. If you hate the suggestions, make sure to send all hate mail to the social media DM's or 103.9thesean@gmail.com. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!List of podcasts discussed by category:Sports:Pardon My Take (general Barstool sports sports show)Spittin' Chiclets (NHL podcast from Barstool sports)Empty Netters (NHL podcast from Almost ...

Send us a Text Message.FiancéSean reads some quotes from the randomness and hilariousness that is his fiancé's mind! We are also having a bit of a redo on the "Shituation of the Week" from last show so head to the social channels to vote! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by Love Loving. Let them handle Valentine's Day so that you don't have to white knuckle your way through it at the last minute. Use promo code: CASHFORLOVE for 15% off the E...

Send us a Text Message.Our "Shituation of the Week" includes Jeremy Renner being a real dick to his felon girlfriend and her family and the English guy that broke up with his girlfriend immediately after she arrived from the U.S. Find out why! Head to the social channels to cast your vote for the bigger "Shituation"! Also, cool new technology on the horizon! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by Clothes 4U, the first AI clothing device that ca...

Send us a Text Message.Sean discusses his holiday travel and sponsorships for the show. The "Shituation of the Week" pits a woman who stole a Krispy Kreme truck against people who waited eight hours in line to try In 'n' Out burger! Head to the social channels to cast your vote for the bigger "Shituation"! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by the LifeChanger4000. It will handle all of your January needs. Use promo code: IMPROVEMENT for 15% of...

Send us a Text Message.Sean discusses two recent events at the Airbnb. He also has wedding news to share, along with a food truck incident that could've went worse. Lastly, the "Shituation of the Week" pits Keanu Reeves vs. Brooke Hyland in two stinky scenarios. Head to the social channels to cast your vote for the bigger "Shituation"! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by BetOns, the new and improved adult diaper. Get your wet on, with BetOns...

Send us a Text Message.Sean discusses his top five childhood gifts! The Shituation of the Week involves chopsticks and bombs where they should never be. Lastly, he ends the show with stories of twelve animals who committed crimes. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by Spank It! The hottest, interactive toy of the season! Batteries not included. Sold at all major retailers.Tip Sean money on Goodpods! https://goodpods.com/profile/1039thesean-538...

Send us a Text Message.Sean discusses an annoying incident at McDonald's, his good friend's wedding, and why he needed to install a new mailbox at the AirBnb. The latest "Shituation of the Week" is presented for the listeners to vote on. Sean also shares about family in town for Thanksgiving. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by Gift Genius! Take the headache out of holiday shopping! Use promo code "OVER IT" for 20% off.Tip Sean money on Good...

Send us a Text Message.Sean reads through two articles are learns some shocking things about what's been found inside people and also how people around the world treat their hangovers. Wild stuff! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by Black Friday Buddy, the professional shopping service that allows you to have your life back. Use promo code "DEAL" for 15% off.Tip Sean money on Goodpods! https://goodpods.com/profile/1039thesean-53819Or DM us t...

Send us a Text Message.Sean's exhausted from a busy four days. He rambles about his favorite sports teams and how he became a fan of them. He discusses the results of the latest Shituation of the Week and poses a new one. Lastly, Sean ends with his most memorable game watched for each of his favorite teams. Let's face it, this is a snoozefest. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Sean couldn't find a sponsor for today's show.Head to our social channels to vote on the big...

Send us a Text Message.Sean reviews a list of nine ways to clean in your sleep and eleven things professional cleaners hate that homeowners do. Plus, the latest edition of "Shituation of the Week" and three listener questions picked by the intern, Tim! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by Beyond BeLeaf leaf removal. You'll have the fattest grass on the block. Use promo code: FUCKFOLIAGE for 15% off.Head to our social channels to vote on the b...

Send us a Text Message.Sean shares the story of being kicked out of a hotel in 2009 with the team, a new segment called "Shituation of the Week", Sean's Annoyed, and three listener questions. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by Fall Guys. The Fall Guy (lookalike) will go do the apple picking so that you can watch football. Don't be a fall guy, send a Fall Guy! Use promo code: VICTORY for 20% off.Head to our social channels to vote on the big...

Send us a Text Message.Sean show gets a low score from a podcast website. Is anyone surprised? He continues the self-deprecating humor after that by discussing how this show needs to find it's niche. Lastly, he discusses popular niches and adds a 103.9, The SEAN spin to them! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by NicheFinder. The website where you unload all of your info, likes, and dislikes (that's only been hacked a few times) and they will ...

Send us a Text Message.Sean shares yet another travel experience with JetBlue on his way to a friend's wedding. Why is it that there's always something with airlines? He then chit chats with a Spirit Airlines robot to fix a problem and realizes he needs his own head examined. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by the Airhead 4000, because buckling your own seatbelt is just too much to ask.Tip Sean money on Goodpods! https://goodpods.com/...

Send us a Text Message.Sean reviews a list he's been keeping of annoying occurrences in daily life. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by Stanley Steamers Saloon. Come complain and blow off some steam! Whiny Wednesday and Fuckin' A. Friday is $18.99 steamed crab legs special!Tip Sean money on Goodpods! https://goodpods.com/profile/1039thesean-53819Or DM us to tip via Venmo!Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/103.9thesean/Follow us! https://tw...

Send us a Text Message.Sean discusses the travel woes that he and his fiancé endured on their journey to and from the northeast. It more evidence that travel is always annoying! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by Hangerite, the once daily pill to curb hanger! Help your significant other and/or coworkers feel more comfortable! Use promo code: BLOODSUGAR for 25% off your first month.Tip Sean money on Goodpods! https://goodpods.com/profile/103...

Send us a Text Message.Please share this with a friend or foe! Subscribe, rate it five stars, leave a review! Thanks!Tip Sean money on Goodpods! https://goodpods.com/profile/1039thesean-53819Or DM us to tip via Venmo!Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/103.9thesean/Follow us! https://twitter.com/1039TheSEANSubmit questions, topics, and hate mail!103.9thesean@gmail.com

Send us a Text Message.Sean's got good karma so tip him money! Seriously! You can now tip on Goodpods.com by searching "103.9 The SEAN" and leave him a tip. Thanks in advance! He discusses how he got this good karma and the awkwardness of being home while the cleaner is here. Also, Trader Joe's super seed bread, Uncrustables, and things he wishes were "uncrustable". Lastly, he finishes up with why you SHOULD NOT eat wings in public. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!T...

Send us a Text Message.Sean discusses a number of celebrities including Kim Kardashian, Tom Brady, Kendall Jenner, and Jonah Hill. He announces the winner of the Animal Attack Debate show and what happened at Harvard Medical School. He even reports on the cocaine found at the White House! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by Dating and Driving! The newest dating show that'll DRIVE you crazy! Apply to be a participant today!Tip Sean money on G...

Send us a Text Message.Sean is joined by a three time guest to debate the scenario written below.Scenario: You are in an arena with 50 hawks, 10 crocodiles, 3 brown bears, 15 wolves, 1 hunter with a rifle, 7 buffalo, 10,000 rats, 5 gorillas, and 4 lions. Pick two groups to defend you, the rest attack you. Your goal is to survive one hour. Who will they pick?! What is their strategy?! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by The Fall I Turned...

Send us a Text Message.Sean shares a wedding and bachelor party update. Then he discusses a number of wild current events that have made headlines lately including four kids in the Amazon, Conor McGregor, the Island Boys, a running World Record, and space flight. He ends with an update of how he and his fiancé donated 250 mangoes. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by You Must Be Kidding Vacation Rentals! Let us find you a place with enough be...

Send us a Text Message.Today, Sean poses the question of whether or not technology is getting to be a little too much with a personal story. He also learns the ten new words added to the Oxford Dictionary for 2023. Will the debt ceiling ever recover? Sean doesn't know but he does know that he is indebted to his faithful listeners! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by No Stress Bets! Give us your money and we'll handle it. Use promo code MOOLA...

Send us a Text Message.Sean discusses how Mark from Mark's Plumbing really fouled up his dermatologist appointment. Tim makes a somewhat scheduled and possibly unsettling visit to the studio. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by season two of "Sugar! Ahhh, Honey, Honey!" the docuseries about diabetic beekeepers. Tune in and A1C what all the buzz in about!Tip Sean money on Goodpods! https://goodpods.com/profile/1039thesean-53819Or DM us to tip...

Send us a Text Message.This show is a steaming pile of hot garbage! Sean discusses thirteen crazy trash finds as reported by sanitation departments. If you've found anything worth sharing, please message us so we can share it on the air! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by WAR Investments. Use promo code "RELIGION" to double your initial deposit up to $5,000.Tip Sean money on Goodpods! https://goodpods.com/profile/1039thesean-53819Or DM us t...

Send us a Text Message.Sean discusses a major relationship milestone, a new family member addition, and the loss of an organ all in the same 48 hours. It was one hell of an emotional roller coaster! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!We apologize for the inaccurate sports update that Tim prepared. He has since been fired for the fifth time. Tip Sean money on Goodpods! https://goodpods.com/profile/1039thesean-53819Or DM us to tip via Venmo!Follow us! https://www.in...

Send us a Text Message.Sean details TWO hot mess mornings! One with Spirit Airlines (no surprise) and one with a dryer installation gone very wrong! It's time to laugh at his troubles! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show gives you the right tools to get your significant other to accompany you at the Super Mario Bros. animated movie. Use promo code "NOSTALGIA" for 20% off.Tip Sean money on Goodpods! https://goodpods.com/profile/1039thesean-53819Or DM us to t...

Send us a Text Message.Sean reads and rants through his list of funny, weird, and annoying things from the gym over the last six months. A listener writes in and makes Sean have an epiphany. This is a real snoozefest of a show folks! Send it to a foe immediately. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by Locked and Bloaded, the explosive escape room action movie from director Michael Bay. See it in IMAX starting 3/31/23.Tip Sean money on Goo...

Send us a Text Message.Sean is here to discuss the pros/cons that come with managing an AirBnb, as well as, the weird and funny things he's noticed. There are two listener submissions and two brief personal stories about what's grinding Sean's gears lately. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by Brian's Laundry! They specialize is "don't ask, don't tell" laundry services! Use promo code: DETER AGENTS verbally upon arrival to get 20% off their s...

Send us a Text Message.It's the 50th show! Sean briefly discusses how he got here and what it was like to be a guest in his own house. Sean also learns that the list of 19 uses for toothpaste could've been organized into about four. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by WriteForMeGPT, the automated writing service that will bail your ass out of a project and/or make you famous. Use promo code: LANGUAGE for 20% off your first month.Tip Sean mon...

Send us a Text Message.Sean discusses the latest issue with that damn water heater. How did Mike the handyman save the day again? Later on he tells the story of how the cleaning lady had a paranormal encounter in the man loft. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by GroceryDirect.com. Quit dicking around at your local supermarket and spending too much money. Use promo code "EATTHIS" for 15% off your first order.Tip Sean money on Goodpods! ...

Send us a Text Message.Sean discusses how he directed traffic at the scene of an accident. He also recaps the first three guest stays at the Airbnb. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by the "Let's Get Ready Together" masterclass. Leave those jealous bitches in the setting powder dust! Use promo code: BEAUTY QUEEN for 20% off.Tip Sean money on Goodpods! https://goodpods.com/profile/1039thesean-53819Or DM us to tip via Venmo!Follow us! https://...

Send us a Text Message.Sean is here with eight tips on how to be less of a control freak in 2023. His intern gave him the idea so if it sucks, blame Tim. There's also a brief update on the first Airbnb guests. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by the Alcohol Hypnotherapists of America (AHA)! They'll have you saying "A-Ha!" as you quit alcohol for good. Use promo code "DESERT" for a permanently dry life.Tip Sean money on Goodpods! https://good...

Send us a Text Message.The Airbnb is live and already getting booked?! Sean discusses all the details and reacts to an Airbnb-related article about bad hosts with lame fees. Also included is a brief story about how Sean got scammed on a handheld gaming system... kinda. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9, The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by the Indoor Burn Station 3000. What will you burn next?! Use promo code: IMFUCKINGSICKANDTIREDOFWINTERANDTHERESSTILLMONTHSTOGO for 20% off.&...

Send us a Text Message.Sean is joined by a two time guest and lifelong friend to discuss the top ten most festive cities in the world. How do their individual lists of guesses stack up against the correct answers? Who wins the gameshow and how does mulled wine affect the outcome? Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by your own holiday spirit. If you don't have any, go out and buy some at the local liquor store.Tip Sean money on Goodpods! https:/...

Send us a Text Message.Sean, Lindsay, and her mom adventure north to Virginia for Thanksgiving with family and friends. Sean also reviews the ten etiquette tips all guests should follow according to Reader's Digest live, unrehearsed. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by the Buzz Me Amazon App extension. Every time you click "Submit order" you'll receive a shock. How bad do you want that air fryer?Tip Sean money on Goodpods! https://goodpods.co...

Send us a Text Message.Sean discusses how he ended up with fake Instagram followers, provides a life update, and details the top five ways to not spend too much money during online Black Friday shopping. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by The Ballbuster. The sequel to the Nutcracker. Use promo code: MERRY for 15% off.Tip Sean money on Goodpods! https://goodpods.com/profile/1039thesean-53819Or DM us to tip via Venmo!Follow us! https://www.ins...

Send us a Text Message.Sean reviews 31 life hacks and decides if they are true hacks or truly wack. The show starts with a brief life update and how Sean and his girlfriend might need their heads examined. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's show ends with a life hack from Sean that all parents show take into account.Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/103.9thesean/Follow us! https://twitter.com/1039TheSEANSubmit questions, topics, and hate mail!103.9thesean@gma...

Send us a Text Message.Sean is busy as hell and worked hard to get this show out in time for his faithful ten listeners. Topics include a frozen wedding, more annoying airline occurrences, and an Airbnb update. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by 5K to Couch. The program that transforms you from physically fit to fuckin' fat.Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/103.9thesean/Follow us! https://twitter.com/1039TheSEANSubmit questions, topics, a...

Send us a Text Message.Sean is joined by his girlfriend who makes her first appearance on the show! They share two stories that neither of them imagined they would tell. Learn all the unbelievable details in just 15 minutes. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by Locked and Loaded Security Systems. Use promo code: "GETOFFMYLAWN" for free installation.Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/103.9thesean/Follow us! https://twitter.com/1039TheSEANSubm...

Send us a Text Message.Sean provides the latest update regarding the Airbnb! His girlfriend once again is going above and beyond. He also discusses a listener submission regarding an online dating disaster, rambles about Drake, and hopefully makes you laugh at some point. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's show includes a useful listening tip to get through this horseshit faster and move on with your day.Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/103.9thesean/Follow u...

Send us a Text Message.Sean's moving! Only 7.6 miles to be exact. Where is he going? What is happening with his house? There's also a snippet of a new guest. Find out all the juicy details within the show! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by "Sugar! Ahh, Honey, Honey!" the new docuseries following diabetic beekeepers. Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/103.9thesean/Follow us! https://twitter.com/1039TheSEANSubmit questions, topics...

Send us a Text Message.Sean tells the personal story of working at a very poorly run "school" and why he isn't surprised it's not longer open. What lessons did he learn himself? Also, some shoutouts to listeners are given. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's show is has no sponsor much like the infamous "school".Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/103.9thesean/Follow us! https://twitter.com/1039TheSEANSubmit questions, topics, and hate mail!103.9thesean@gmail.co...

Send us a Text Message.It's officially peak hurricane season! Sean tells the events that took place in September 2017 when that Category 5 bitch, Irma was barreling towards Florida. Hear the story of how Sean ended up alone in Alabama. Afterwards, Sean tests his hurricane preparedness by reading the checklist of things you should do and items you should have. Is he more ready this time around? Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by Gamba, the ga...

Send us a Text Message.Sean is here to discuss two iconic chick flicks that he has finally seen. Crazy news stories include a family feud at Magic Kingdom, a Russian robot breaks a kid's finger, and Choco Tacos. The show ends with three horoscope readings you have to hear to believe. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's show is not sponsored but instead includes a wake up call.Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/103.9thesean/Follow us! https://twitter.com/1039The...

Send us a Text Message.Sean is angered and annoyed by a recent JetBlue experience. We also review a listener submission to the cockroach news story from the previous show and discuss the latest summer blockbuster movie. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by Supermad. The summer smash hit sequel to Superbad telling the story of three high schoolers who get their viral TikTok videos torn to shreds.Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/103.9thesean...

Send us a Text Message.Sean discusses a strange situation in the neighborhood. After that, the idiot ice cream truck guy must not want to make any money. Lastly, a news story regarding roaches will have you wondering what price you would put on a pest-free home. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by Big Sky Fireworks! It's time once again to tell Great Britain to shove it up their U S of A! Mention the ad to get 50% off a flamethrower wit...

Send us a Text Message.Sean tells the story of him and a buddy learning unexpected, wild information from an older woman at a restaurant. Later on, there are a few listener submissions that are discussed. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by the Digital World for Dummies guide! It's your guide to NFT's, crytocurrency and all that other horseshit. Use promo code WEALTHY for 20% off.Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/103.9thesean/Follow us! ht...

Send us a Text Message.Sean reads and answers a myriad of listener questions. Buckle up folks, the questions range from silly to serious to disgusting! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's show is not sponsored because we couldn't find any company willing to support this bullshit.Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/103.9thesean/Follow us! https://twitter.com/1039TheSEANSubmit questions, topics, and hate mail!103.9thesean@gmail.comTip Sean money on Goodpods! https...

Send us a Text Message.Sean meets some "nutbags" at the grocery store. He also breaks down problems with a multifunctional gift card and why fast grocery scanning doesn't work in the long run. Lastly, Sean gives a rundown of the Top 5 Things you should let go. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by Wally's Soundproof Walls! Bang away!Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/103.9thesean/Follow us! https://twitter.com/1039TheSEANSubmit questions and ...

Send us a Text Message.Sean discusses some important encounters and lessons learned from his 70-something year old gym friend, Bob. Silver alerts and hazard lights while driving are discussed. As well as, Sean's lack of excitement and overall disapproval of Bumble's list of Covid-free date ideas to "shake things up". Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by Campers Solutions Plus! Live everywhere and nowhere all at once!Follow us! https://www.inst...

Send us a Text Message.Topics include how awesome Pokemon was and how it's still popular today. How is Sean's life being negatively impacted by a rooster and a lizard? A dead rapper putting on a show, Albert Pujols, and the "mystery" is solved about what happens to most people when they are about 80 years old. The dating disasters include awkward pictures instead of poor choices of words this time! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by My One S...

Send us a Text Message.Sean has officially deleted the apps! Find out why and also how the online dating disasters segment will still continue. Sean also shares about an awkward parking lot interaction regarding eternal life. The online dating disasters include d-bags, a-holes, and mom F.U.P.A.s. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by the Relax, Bro app! Use promo code: CHILLOUT for 50% off your first month.Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/1...

Send us a Text Message.Sean shares a multitude of bone-headed decisions that people made including a glass tumbler as a sex toy, a $1,000 steak, a new segment called "Dumbass of the Week", the Putin dating bio listener submissions, and the online dating disasters of the week! Vote for the "Dumbass of the Week" on our Instagram. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by the Guy's Guide To Cooking Good Grub! Use promo code: HELPMEPLEASE for 10% off.F...

Send us a Text Message.Two great friends return to the show to discuss more antics of the roller hockey team now that it's been ten years since winning the championship. The online dating disasters reach both sides of the political aisle, as well as, depths you never want to see on a dating app. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's show doesn't have a sponsor because our production assistant is an idiot.Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/103.9thesean/Follow us! ...

Send us a Text Message.Sean discusses being a hero... in a dream, an OnlyFans mom, Sonic robbing a bank, and shares a personal, funny success story from the bar back on Halloween. Lastly, the online dating disasters of the week bring all the bullshit. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's show is brought to you by Meal Preparation Association. If you're not willing to make the healthy choice, they'll shame you into it.Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/103.9these...

Send us a Text Message.Topics include a woman with two vaginas, government monkey business, a woman with a hairy tongue, a chick who is too hot for her own good, MGK and Megan Fox, and the online dating disasters of the week. There's never a shortage of wacky news stories! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's sponsor is Settle Down, Bitch! The therapy service that allows you to unload your horseshit upon a trained specialist. Follow us! https://www.instagram....

Send us a Text Message.Sean breaks down the ridiculous fart jar model news story and the many questions he has about it. There is also a Florida man story, Britney Spears, and the always popular online dating disasters of the week! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's sponsor is Down To Finance. When it comes to wealth management, we're always DTF!Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/103.9thesean/Follow us! https://twitter.com/1039TheSEANSubmit questions and disas...

Send us a Text Message.Happy Ghosting Season! Sean gives his comedic top five reasons why you should ghost a guy or woman you went on a date with. He'll also discuss an Instagram trend that is disgusting and annoying. Lastly, the show wraps up with a live swipes segment to give the listeners an inside look at the struggle of online dating in South Florida. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/103.9thesean/Follow us! https://twitter.com...

Send us a Text Message.There's been a lot of game playing lately! People in the news and on dating apps are going wild! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN! Today's show is brought to you by a financial advisement company that didn't disclose their name or contact number. They'll contact you.Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/103.9thesean/Follow us! https://twitter.com/1039TheSEANSubmit questions and disastrous dating profiles!103.9thesean@gmail.comTip Sean money ...

Send us a Text Message.Sean gives a comedic take on a number of current events including the Tour de France, Amazon Prime Day, Microsoft Excel eSports, texting, Batman, and more! Sean also gives a life and dating update. Lastly, the show concludes with the online dating disasters of the week! Please share the show with a friend or foe! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's show sponsor is Reset Button home office drink!Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/103.9thes...

Send us a Text Message.Did the prank go too far? That's for you to decide. Two guests join the show today to share a classic story of college high jinks. We also discuss a "would you rather" question about pizza and ice cream. The online dating disasters of the week include cheese, caves, squids and more! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN! Today's show sponsor is Solve It and Dissolve It Anti-Itch Cream.Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/103.9thesean/Follow us! ...

Send us a Text Message.A very special guest (who sets a new opening game show record) joins the show to reminisce the years of 1995-2001. Being outdoors was the way of life and favorite activities are discussed. Was there actually any supervision at all? What was the random truck driver's problem? As always, the online dating disasters of the week round out the episode. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's show sponsor is once again, Ghosting Busters.Follow ...

Send us a Text Message.Words NOT to mention on a dating profile: knives, raccoons, granny panties, dragons, Hellen Keller, and more! This dating disasters segment will NOT disappoint!Also, Sean explains how Home Depot is like a crackhouse. Why is Sean just peachy when it comes to Uber? And hear a story of an unexpected ride. Who is Karen and is she really dead? What is the new normal temperature for a human being? If you listen from start to end, tell a friend. If you hate the show, tel...

Send us a Text Message.Well folks, we've got a full blown "podemic" on our hands! We've finally got listeners from the last continent that we were waiting on. Today's show features several random stories about Dunkin, Quest, Five Guys, and Ashley Furniture. Sean also discusses an incident where he sprang into action for the good of the public. Is he a hero? That's for you to decide. The episode ends with a fresh batch of disastrous dating profiles. If you listen from start to end, tell a frie...

Send us a Text Message.Today's show features the two women from the Daters Gonna Date podcast! Together, we break down some dating profile bios that are TRULY BRUTAL both literally and figuratively. Can these people fix their bios in time for a Valentine's Day date? If you listen from start to end, tell a friend! If you hate the show, tell a foe! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by Cupid's Choice, the system that will automatically scan your ...

Send us a Text Message.It's time to discuss a multitude of head scratchers. We've got a listener email and they are none too pleased with their vacuum company. It was also a very strange week at the gym. Sean also discusses an embarrassing blunder. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by Bullshits! The first dog breed to be able to smell bullshit!Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/103.9thesean/Follow us! https://twitter.com/1039TheSEANSubmit qu...

Send us a Text Message.It's 2021 and we're moving onward and upward! On today's show you'll learn why you can't trust airlines or grandmas on planes. The most played out New Year's resolutions are listed and includes one submission out of left field. A brief mailbag section is followed by an extra large helping on online dating disasters. Ten more awful, hilarious profiles hot off the press! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Today's show is sponsored by Mind Over Matte...

Send us a Text Message.Happy holidays from 103.9 The SEAN! It's the 2020 year in review! We unveil which countries from around the world are tuning in and break down some of this year's firsts. We discuss the top five things on everyone's holiday wish list that we never thought we would want. The show concludes with some hefty dating profiles. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!This show is sponsored by "I Can't Believe It's Not Covid!"Follow us!...

Send us a Text Message.It's going down in the DM's! And by "it" we mean our dignity! This episode, Sean puts himself on blast and exposes the disastrous DM's of late. The question that needs to be answered: Should a direct message on Instagram be a basic hello or something corny? Should you not direct message someone out of the blue at all? The second half of the show brings on a new segment which gives you a comedic look into the single, quarantine life struggles. Don't touch that dial! You'...

Send us a Text Message.It's a short and sweet show this week! You've got ten minutes right? RIGHT?! Our listener base is expanding so keep telling friends and foes about us. It's time to discuss five awful dating profiles. What were these people thinking?! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!This episode is sponsored by Baby Got Backyard. "The lawn service you don't need, but want."Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/103.9thesean/Follow us! https://twitter.com/1039TheSE...

Send us a Text Message.Mike from the Wack Brackets podcast joins the show for the first ever Awful Dating Bio Bracket. Eight women are thrown into the "Swipe In" round and go head to head, while the other side of the bracket hosts four men with cringeworthy bios of their own. Who will make it all the way to the championship? Get your popcorn ready, hit that download button and find out! Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!This episode is brought to you by Ghosting Buster...

Send us a Text Message.Broadcasting from the *NEW* 103.9 The SEAN Studios, show seven is finally here! We bring in an old college roller hockey buddy to breakdown some of the essentials for a bachelor pad. Later on in the show, his analysis shines as the dating disasters of the week take one hilarious turn after another. You may be surprised which girls he would swipe right on if given the chance. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Sponsored by Wet Ass Pastries!Follow u...

Send us a Text Message.Here is the backstage pass, the all-access behind the scenes audio of our sixth show. Will this make sense fully? Of course not. This isn't a rational radio station to begin with. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/103.9thesean/Follow us! https://twitter.com/1039TheSEANSubmit questions and disastrous dating profiles!103.9thesean@gmail.comTip Sean money on Goodpods! https://goodpods.com/profile/1039thesean-53819...

Send us a Text Message.Twelve guys from six different states converged for an extended weekend of boozing during a global pandemic. Have they made it out unscathed? What was lost besides dignity? The under/over prediction results are reviewed. We have a new guest join the show to give their never before heard, inside story of the now infamous "Party Bus Night". We can only agree on one thing: There's always a story to tell from the lake house. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 ...

Send us a Text Message.The show's biggest fan joins to set the stage for this upcoming weekend. We stand at the precipice of a dual bachelor party with a bunch of our best bros in a secret location. We sit down to play a game of under/over regarding what debauchery we think will go down. Past stories of the house arise but the names of the innocent... and the guilty have been redacted. Will there be any uninvited guests? Will we be shunned by society for staying in a house together during a p...

Send us a Text Message.The first ever contest is run on the show. Annoying things at the gym are discussed, as well as, a questionable tattoo on a cashier. There is finally some variety in the questions of the week segment. The online dating disasters of the week bring up the... rear. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/103.9thesean/Follow us! https://twitter.com/1039TheSEANSubmit questions and disastrous dating profiles!103.9thesean@...

Send us a Text Message.The hard hitting questions of last week are actually addressed. Our second ever guest joins the show for our first ever sports debate. A NASCAR improvement that NEEDS to happen and NEW SPORTS are presented. The online dating disasters of the week are literally God awful. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/103.9thesean/Follow us! https://twitter.com/1039TheSEANSubmit questions and disastrous dating profiles!103....

Send us a Text Message.This show is going global already?! Can it be?! There is some BIG news in the house hunting search. To wear a mask or not to wear a mask? That is the question... in the gym anyway. Florida is trending backwards with COVID-19 restrictions. The questions of the week will leave you feeling unsatisfied. Grandma gives a backhanded apology. And thanks to our female listeners, it's time to roast mens' dating profiles. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!F...

Send us a Text Message.Welcome to the show! It's time to bring back the word "cool". Is gym Randy serious? The house hunting search heats up and our first ever guest is here to tell his hilarious horror stories from the first year owning his current house. There's also questions of the week, a DM that's still under umpire video review, and the online dating disasters. Don't touch that dial! You're listening to 103.9 The SEAN!Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/103.9thesean/Follow us! https:/...