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Ann and Albert's Adventures

Ann Burton-Brown

Ann is a history teacher in London and Albert is a plumber. They are very close friends, and these are some of the adventures they have. Some of their much naughtier adventures are available on their websites. Take a look at: https://allmylinks.com/naughty-teacher

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117 - Government grant
Mrs O has been awarded a government grant.
Outrageous!
Thu, 23 Mar 2023 - 03min
116 - Coronation
Who is coming to the coronation?
Find out right here!
Thu, 16 Mar 2023 - 02min
115 - Scottish Nationalists
Scottish Nationalism.
Really?
Mon, 13 Mar 2023 - 03min
114 - Messages
Sending Whats App messages is a risky business apparently!
Thu, 09 Mar 2023 - 03min
113 - Stolen parcels
How to get rid of junk.
Mon, 06 Mar 2023 - 04min
112 - Frozen beer
Does beer freeze!
Apparently so.
Thu, 02 Mar 2023 - 03min
111 - Harry Potter
My sister Sharon knows ALL about certain trivia!
Who'd have thought it?
Mon, 27 Feb 2023 - 04min
110 - Doctor Burton-Brown
Why don't I call myself "Doctor" Burton-Brown?
Here's why.
Thu, 23 Feb 2023 - 03min
109 - The Hoodie
Can you guess who this is?
Hint: Battle of Trafalgar.
Thu, 16 Feb 2023 - 04min
108 - Hubby on my Ferrari
How to get 3 people in a 2 seater Ferrari?
Here's how!
Wed, 15 Feb 2023 - 02min
107 - Buying a house
How do you get around the problem of having a chain of buyers when moving house?
Here's how!
Mon, 13 Feb 2023 - 05min
106 - Th posh West End
Why is the West End of London posh?
Here's the answer.
Thu, 09 Feb 2023 - 04min
105 - Blue lips
A hospital visit.
Very nasty!
Mon, 06 Feb 2023 - 03min
104 - Naughty Spiders
Spiders and stick insects.
VERY naughty for an ADVENTURE!
Thu, 02 Feb 2023 - 04min
103 - Freezers
Albert thinks you don't need a freezer.
He has an alternative.
Warning: Do NOT try this at home!
Mon, 30 Jan 2023 - 02min
102 - Frostbite
Frostbitten bits.
This is how it happened!
Thu, 26 Jan 2023 - 04min
101 - William & Harry
Harry attacks William!
Have you heard?
Mon, 23 Jan 2023 - 02min
100 - Virginity
Discussing one's virginity on public can be a dangerous business.
Thu, 19 Jan 2023 - 03min
99 - Earrings
Why do plumbers need to wear earrings? Here's the answer!
Mon, 16 Jan 2023 - 06min
98 - All about cockerels.
An interesting fact about cockerels.
Thu, 12 Jan 2023 - 03min
97 - Merkin
The search for the merkin goes on.
Mon, 09 Jan 2023 - 03min
96 - Canvassing
Canvassing for one's political party can be SO TIRING!
Thu, 05 Jan 2023 - 04min
95 - The vicar calls
The vicar calls.
Just a quickie but it made me laugh!
Mon, 02 Jan 2023 - 01min
94 - Pocket Watch
Where does one put one's pocket watch when on the beach?
Thu, 29 Dec 2022 - 04min
93 - Phone Pay
Albert never pays for anything.
His phone takes care of it.
Or so he thinks.
Mon, 26 Dec 2022 - 04min
92 - Undies
Ancient Egyptian undies.
Thu, 22 Dec 2022 - 06min
91 - Pulling
An Ancient Greek sport.
Mon, 19 Dec 2022 - 03min
90 - Power shortages.
A new way to deal with power shortages.
Mon, 19 Dec 2022 - 04min
89 - Frozen food
What do you know about the origins of frozen food?
Thu, 15 Dec 2022 - 03min
88 - X-rays
An unusual X Ray.
Mon, 12 Dec 2022 - 03min
87 - He Wee
Have you seen a she-wee?
Well this is a he-wee.
Thu, 08 Dec 2022 - 05min
86 - Phobias
A baked bean phobia.
Yes really.
Mon, 05 Dec 2022 - 03min
85 - Slavery
Albert's ancestors were from Cornwall.
Raiding was involved!
Thu, 01 Dec 2022 - 07min
84 - Car numbers
Unusual car registration numbers.
Do you know of any?
Mon, 28 Nov 2022 - 02min
83 - Book
A wonderful book has just been published.
You should take a look!
Thu, 24 Nov 2022 - 03min
82 - Ballet Shoes
Shoes or pencil case?
So confusing!
Mon, 21 Nov 2022 - 04min
81 - Headhunt
I have been HEADHUNTED!
Whatever next?
Thu, 17 Nov 2022 - 03min
80 - Cockapoo
What actually is a cockapoo?
You may THINK you know .........
Mon, 14 Nov 2022 - 03min
79 - Implants
We discuss the pros and cons of butt implants.
Thu, 10 Nov 2022 - 02min
78 - Worst PM
Who was Britain's WORST Prime Minister?
Opinions vary.
Mon, 07 Nov 2022 - 05min
77 - New Prime Minister
A new Prime Minister.
Well why not Albert?
Thu, 03 Nov 2022 - 04min
76 - Ladies' rugby
The Ladies' Rugby World Cup is on.
It's VERY exciting!
Mon, 31 Oct 2022 - 03min
75 - Power cuts
Power Cuts.
But every cloud has a silver lining.
Can you guess?
Thu, 27 Oct 2022 - 02min
74 - Place Names
Monkey Hangers?
Really?
Mon, 24 Oct 2022 - 07min
73 - A nice pair.
A very nice pair.
Thu, 20 Oct 2022 - 01min
72 - Strictly
Ann and Albert are on STRICTLY!
So exciting!
Mon, 17 Oct 2022 - 03min
71 - Dodgy phone calls
Annoying phone calls.
They really are a nuisance, don't you agree?
Thu, 13 Oct 2022 - 03min
70 - Fishing Net Capers
Heidi wears a fishing net!
Whatever next?
Mon, 10 Oct 2022 - 03min
69 - Strange chair
Goodness what a strange chair!
Thu, 06 Oct 2022 - 05min
68 - Dirty Looks
Cat cat has been giving dirty looks.
How very dare he!
Mon, 03 Oct 2022 - 04min
67 - Get naked
Get Naked.
Really?
On a Thursday?
Thu, 29 Sep 2022 - 03min
66 - Bedroom ceiling
A very small hole in the ceiling.
Mon, 26 Sep 2022 - 02min
65 - King Albert
We have a new king.
BUT you may not know some details ...........
Thu, 22 Sep 2022 - 06min
64 - The local MP
Albert encounters his local Member of Parliament.
He really is so naughty!
Mon, 19 Sep 2022 - 05min
63 - Acting
Today we discuss Noah, nuns and acting.
And I wear a cushion.
Thu, 15 Sep 2022 - 07min
62 - The nuns
How do you improve discipline?
This is how!
Mon, 12 Sep 2022 - 10min
61 - Black soap
How can Albert wash his hands in coal?
Here's how!
Thu, 08 Sep 2022 - 03min
60 - Supermarket etiquette
There are certain things that one does not do in a supermarket.
Mon, 05 Sep 2022 - 06min
59 - Cicadas
Cicadas and enchiladas.
Thu, 01 Sep 2022 - 02min
58 - Sunburn
A public service announcement for hot and sunny weather.
Mon, 29 Aug 2022 - 06min
57 - How to put a quilt inside a quilt cover.
How to put a quilt inside a quilt cover.
Thu, 25 Aug 2022 - 05min
56 - Hairy Armpits
Hairy armpits on women.
Are you a fan?
Mon, 22 Aug 2022 - 06min
55 - Albert's new business venture
How not to set up in business.
Thu, 18 Aug 2022 - 05min
54 - Psychics
All about psychics.
And how gullible some plumbers are.
Mon, 15 Aug 2022 - 08min
53 - Clothes Airer
My clothes airer is mistaken for a sun lounger.
Guess who made the mistake?
Thu, 11 Aug 2022 - 04min
52 - Grinding
Albert's Grinding Service.
Mon, 08 Aug 2022 - 05min
51 - Swamp Cooler
How to cool your home in the hot weather.
Albert style.
Thu, 04 Aug 2022 - 04min
50 - The newest political party
Are you fed up with the political parties?
So are we, so how about starting a new one?
Mon, 01 Aug 2022 - 13min
49 - The Fishing Trip
Albert has a problem with hubby's rod.
Oh dear.
Thu, 28 Jul 2022 - 06min
48 - Toss the doo-dah video
A new Olympic sport?
Who knows?
Mon, 25 Jul 2022 - 03min
47 - How did Albert meet Maureen?
How did my plumber meet his wife?
Quite a surprise!
Thu, 21 Jul 2022 - 07min
46 - Red Squirrels
Great confusion involving squirrels.
Mon, 18 Jul 2022 - 07min
45 - Making Beer
Beer making.
I try some home brew and it's really rather good!
Thu, 14 Jul 2022 - 11min
44 - Sticky
Jam is better on toast really
Mon, 11 Jul 2022 - 08min
43 - The Broken Chair
Albert tries to sell me a broken chair and is very rude about my tea set.
Thu, 07 Jul 2022 - 08min
42 - Albert's kilt
Albert needs a kilt to attend a wedding.
So I lend him one of mine.
But all does not go according to plan.
Mon, 04 Jul 2022 - 06min
41 - Albert's Action Man
Something from Albert's past.
Rather surprising don't you think?
Thu, 30 Jun 2022 - 05min
40 - The 8 wives of Henry VI
Have you heard of the 6 wives of Henry the Eighth?
How about the 8 wives of Henry the Sixth?
Mon, 27 Jun 2022 - 09min
39 - Fencing with Albert
Fencing.
No not that sort.
Mon, 20 Jun 2022 - 08min
38 - Where does my name come from?
Where did my name come from?
It is NOT all that it seems.
Thu, 16 Jun 2022 - 02min
37 - Albert goes VEGAN
Albert is vegan, but he manages to eat my cheese and ham sandwich!
Mon, 13 Jun 2022 - 06min
36 - A fly-past for the Platinum Jubilee.
Whatever would the Queen say?
Thu, 09 Jun 2022 - 09min
35 - Albert gets stuck
Glue is dangerous stuff; be careful!
Mon, 06 Jun 2022 - 06min
34 - Albert thinks he's dying
Out of date tissues!
Whatever next?
Thu, 02 Jun 2022 - 04min
33 - Albert the school governor
Albert as a school governor?
What ideas does he have?
Mon, 30 May 2022 - 12min
32 - Do cars reflect their owners?
Are cars really like their owners?
Thu, 26 May 2022 - 09min
31 - Maureen's undies
Albert is in trouble with his wife.
In a rather strange way.
Mon, 23 May 2022 - 09min
30 - Covid Nob
Albert has a problem.
I have no intention of helping him out.
Thu, 19 May 2022 - 04min
29 - George's colon
George has a problem.
Very nasty.
Mon, 16 May 2022 - 05min
28 - The High IQ Bank
Albert has a high IQ?
Really?
Thu, 12 May 2022 - 09min
27 - Albert cuts some wood.
Albert cuts some wood. What could possibly go wrong?
Thu, 05 May 2022 - 08min
26 - Desert Island Discs with Albert
Albert is famous!
He's on the radio!
Sun, 01 May 2022 - 12min
25 - Albert's dogs
Albert crosses a bulldog with a shih tzu.
What does he get?
Answers on a postcard please.
Thu, 28 Apr 2022 - 03min
24 - Albert's crucifix
Albert has a Roman artefact.
It's very interesting.
Mon, 25 Apr 2022 - 08min
23 - Meet Heidi.
Ann, Janet and Sharon have another sister.
A REDHEAD named Heidi.
She is on her way back to the UK from New Zealand, and you will be meeting her in a few weeks' time.
Thu, 21 Apr 2022 - 06min
22 - Albert has a haircut.
It is very difficult to give oneself a haircut.
Wed, 20 Apr 2022 - 03min
21 - My going-away list.
Albert is such a fund of useless ideas!
Tue, 19 Apr 2022 - 04min
20 - The Ancient Egyptians
Some HISTORY for you. Enjoy!
Mon, 18 Apr 2022 - 13min
19 - Struggling to buy a house?
Albert tells you how you can do it.
Sat, 16 Apr 2022 - 07min
18 - The origins of Andy
Whoever would have thought it?
Such a surprise!
Fri, 15 Apr 2022 - 05min

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