A bit Spursy (Tottenham Hotspur Podcast)

Dan is joined this week by Chris Wehring. They discuss the inclusion of new rules within football, players with nimble (and not-so-nimble) hips, Fabio Paratici's continued role at Spurs, social media rage bait, overvalued players, player texts, surprise transfer exits, the Premier League managerial merry-go-round, and Tottenham's recent Australia trip to face Newcastle.

Dan is joined by Adam Campbell to chat about Spurs end to the season. They discuss whether we should bring Nacer Chadli back to the club, Ryan Sessegnon's agent, Bryan Gil's stadium tours, Alfie Whiteman's ideal setup, the upcoming Spurs Australian tour, incomings and outgoings for the squad, and the Brazilian Emile Heskey.

Dan returns to discuss Spurs' loss to Newcastle. He also looks ahead to the upcoming North London Derby, remaining Premier League games, talks confidence building, debates whether players should just 'focus on football', and delves into our upcoming end-of-season friendly.

Dan has returned to discuss our fantastic win against Forest, Ange’s new found love for subs, and whether or not we should sign Timo Werner permanently. He celebrates Gio and Sonny’s milestones, discovers who is living in Spurs’ boot room, reviews Emeron’s latest comp, and relaxes with some Ange Postecoglou ASMR.

Dan discusses Tottenham Hotspur's loss to Wolverhampton Wanderers, including Ange Postecoglou's press conference comments, Ben Davies and Emerson Royal's roles, Dejan Kulusevski's moment of brilliance, and the super saves from Guglielmo Vicario.

Dan discusses the budding romance between Cuti Romero and Guglielmo Vicario, blue cards in football, the new F1 track at the stadium, Brennan Johnson, player fashion, and the impending Wolves game.

Barney and Dan discuss Spurs' new signing, Timo Werner, as he makes his return to the Premier League. They also chat about the FA Cup win against Burnley (thanks to Pedro Porro's wonderful goal), Spurs' players jokes at the training ground, and James Maddison's protective dog.

Barney and Dan discuss Spurs triumphant Premier League win over Bournemouth. They also chat about the loss to Brighton, Pape Matar Sarr and Alejo Veliz' potential injuries, Ange Postecoglou getting heated on the touchline, Spurs Christmas movies, and Rodrigo Bentancur's surprising return!

Barney and Dan discuss Spurs tasty win over Nottingham Forest. They discuss Yves Bissouma's red card, Spurs numerous yellow cards, the real meaning behind Dejan Kulusevski's goal celebration, Cristian Romero's secret journal, and what's really happening at Son Heung-min's cafe in Korea.

Barney and Dan discuss Spurs emphatic win over Newcastle. They chat about their favourite goals, Destiny Udogie's new contract, Dejan Kulusevski's new mask, whether we should sell or keep Cristian Romero, racial biases in football commentary, why Callum Wilson was upset with Gigi Vicario, Richarlison's 'Famous Turkey Dance', and their favourite player from our new signings.

Barney and Dan discuss Spurs' home loss to Aston Villa. They chat about Matty Cash's horror tackle on Rodrigo Bentancur, Gio Lo Celso and Bryan Gil's returns, Dejan Kulusevski's performances, and our 'Short Kings' in defence.

Dan builds up to the Aston Villa game, discusses the international break, covering Son Heung-min and Cristian Romero's heroics, as well as the impending FA breaches around Jermain Defoe's 2008 transfer to Portsmouth. He also covers a new TV show (giant ad) featuring club legend, Ledley King.

Barney and Dan briefly discuss Spurs' last-minute loss to Wolves. They also chat about Eric Dier, Oliver Skipp, Destiny Udogie, Premier League managers, Ange Postecoglou, and the International Break.

Barney and Dan discuss the beautiful, energetic, chaotic mess that was the London derby against Chelsea. They talk about Udogie and Romero's sending offs, Ange Postecoglou's cavalier tactics, Michael Oliver's main character arc, and the many, many appearances of VAR.

Whilst Spurs are still top of the table, Dan looks ahead to our upcoming derby against Chelsea. He discusses whether we should welcome back Mauricio Pochettino, celebrates Rodrigo Bentancur's return against Palace, reviews Emerson Royal's latest compilation, and explores our various options in the January transfer window. We are Tottenham, and we are top.

Tottenham Hotspur are once again, still top of the Premier League! Barney and Dan recap the win against Fulham, Martin Tyler's return to the commentary booth, Tottenham's own, 'Mr Sexy', Sarr and Vicario, Dier's kitman duties, Sandro loving life at the stadium, Islands in the Stream, and Ross from Friends.

Barney and Dan spend the international break chatting about future tech, EA FC ratings, Son and Ange's 'Player of the Month' and 'Manager of the Month' awards, John Harbaugh's small-talk, 'Islands in the Stream', Maddison's Big Chippy, Conte's bitterness, and The Hunger Games.

Barney and Dan discuss the away win over Luton Town. They chat about water filters, Richarlison's lack of luck, Romero's roaring display, Ange's outfit, and Sonny's tickling antics.

Barney and Dan discuss the home win over Liverpool. They chat about stadium names, the VAR fiasco, misplaced sympathy for Curtis Jones' red card, SpursPlay film ideas, Socios fan tokens, and the perfect Ange Postecoglou gifts.

Barney and Dan celebrate 100 episodes of A bit Spursy! They discuss the North London Derby draw away to Arsenal, combined XIs, Arsenal's 'incredible press', Saka and Maddison's banter, the league table, how weird Arteta is, and Spurs' players graphic design.

I love the stadium, I love the fans, I love the team, I love the coach, I love the skywalk, I love the go-karts, I love the NFL, I love love...

Barney and Dan mull over the international break, discussing Harry's quotes, Romero's notes from the GOAT, 4-star bell towers, Paratici, and the 'Tottenham Beach Zone'.

Barney and Dan discuss the win over Burnley, new signing Brennan Johnson, Dry (Moist and Wet) Loans, Tanguy and Davinson's departures, Australia's reactions to Ange Postecoglou, and breaching FFP.

Barney and Dan discuss the win over Bournemouth, the loss to Fulham, Ange Postecoglou's special noises, and Nike's incredible Richarlison video promoting Spurs' new third kit.

Barney and Dan continue basking in 'The Warm Era' at Spurs as Ange Postecoglou guides the team to a magnificent win over Manchester United. They discuss the delightful performance of the team, Scooby-Doo, and their new business idea, Combo Kits.

Now available in video! Watch on our YouTube channel! As Harry Kane heads off to Bavaria, Barney and Dan welcome in 'The Warm Era' at Spurs under Ange Postecoglou. They discuss the new leadership team, the hard-fought draw at Brentford, and what Paratici is still doing lurking in the crowd.

Bayern's very public pursuit of Kane might be reaching a tipping point. Is it time we for us to just sell him and move on, or should we still roll the dice and try and keep him at the club?

We debut a new short-form episode format, Extra Time! Dan discusses if it was immoral to negotiate for Deki, whether or not we should permanently sign Clément Lenglet, and if Ryan Mason is heading up Daniel Levy's undercover conspiracy.

Dan is joined by Simon Yemane, as they unpack Ange Postecoglou’s appointment at Spurs. They chat about Ange’s journey, football elitism, the culture at the club, what it’s like being an outsider, assess the current squad, and discuss expectations ahead of the new season.

Dan is joined by Caroline Stefko (@cgstefko) from Spurs Across the Pond, N17 Women, and The Tottenham Depot. They discuss the narrow Liverpool loss, Mason's releasing of the shackles, the desire for Nagelsmann, concern for Pochettino, and the progress of the women's team along with Levy's recent comments.

Barney and Dan return after an abysmal loss to Milan, and a pretty good win against Forest. They chat cheese rooms, Go-Kart tracks, VAR, Richarlison and Conte trading barbs, the lack of rotation, fourth place chances, and answer a few listener questions.

Barney and Dan celebrate a derby win over Chelsea. They discuss Chelsea's limp prospects, Wolves big behinds, Goldman, Son bullying Conte, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Jar Jar 'Gary' Binks, Schrödinger's Card, outdated terms, Michael Owen's Movie Club and mic'd up players.

Barney and Dan discuss the win over West Ham. They chat about automations, a revitalised Royal, the return of Paratici Watch, Mark Noble: Club Ambassador, Stellini IN (?), as well as Cristian Stellini's true identity, Goldman.

Barney and Dan despondently discuss the back-to-back losses against Leicester and Milan. They discuss Pedro Porro's debut, Conte's rigid tactics, Sarr's impressive display, skipping to half-time interviews, general feelings about the club, and what's the most appealing path forward out of all this.

Barney and Dan discuss Spurs' enjoyable win over City. They chat about the perfect podcast intro, Tottenham's clever pressing, FIFA catch phrases, Romero's crunching tackle, player comparisons, General Ho and Emerson's stellar games, Golden Reeboks, 'SoccerBlog', falling in love with Kane again, and Arteta and Zinchenko's ten-year master plan.

Barney and Dan are back after Spurs loss to City, and narrow win over Fulham. They chat about how gross Twitter is, Pedro Porro, 'Paratici Crime Watch' (and his Little Black Book), Chelsea's stupid spending, shell companies, Patterns v2.0, white cards, and player nicknames.

Barney and Dan endure a short pod, in which they unpick the hugely disappointing North London Derby. They discuss benching Gil, yet another massive Hugo Lloris error, poor captain's behaviour, the true cost of 'The Conte Effect', Shantaram, and signing contracts.

Barney and Dan are back after Spurs' back-to-back wins over Crystal Palace and Portsmouth. They chat about the golden boy Bryan Gil, going 'Full Mustard', whether or not Sarr is the real deal, what captains say on the field, Tasmanian Snakes, transfer expectations, 'A Tiny Rabbit Named Joseph', the Disney Premier League, potential Spurs investment, and go deep on sports-washing, billionaire playgrounds and seizing super-yachts.

Barney and Dan are joined by comedians Matt and Indi, experiencing the World Cup through the eyes of non-football fans for a five-part World Cup special edition of A bit Spursy. With episode five (the finale!), they discuss Premier League teams' slogans, World Cup dinner party talking points, 'Soccer Years', big hats, A-League hooligans, and undertake a special blindfolded taste test.

Barney and Dan are back as Spurs return to action after the World Cup. They discuss Conte's recent behaviour, maximising potentials and the team's lacklustre performances, the state of the club's identity as a whole, Hugo's gaffes, Spurs' sliding doors, and what the rest of the season might hold.

Barney and Dan are joined by comedians Matt and Indi, experiencing the World Cup through the eyes of non-football fans for a five-part World Cup special edition of A bit Spursy. With episode four, they discuss refereeing, how VAR works, the pros and cons of Cheetos, Harry Kane's penalty miss, ChatGPT, and more.

Barney and Dan are joined by comedians Matt and Indi, experiencing the World Cup through the eyes of non-football fans for a five-part World Cup special edition of A bit Spursy. With episode three, they discuss how the footballing community can heal post-World Cup, the secret Captain's club, five mental toughness tips for spies and horses, Quarter Final predictions, and more.

Barney and Dan are joined by comedians Matt and Indi, experiencing the World Cup through the eyes of non-football fans for a five-part World Cup special edition of A bit Spursy. With episode two, they enter the realm of video and discuss the FIFA executive committee, Matt's burgeoning sponsorship deals, the Socceroos, Denmark's famous 'triangle' formation, Qatar's humidity, Pierluigi Collina's time in the sun, and more.

Barney and Dan are joined by comedians Matt and Indi, to experience the World Cup through the eyes of non-football fans. They discuss Gianni Infantino's disastrous speech, stadium attendances, giant carrot goldfish, team nicknames, where horny lions bite, meeting Princess Mary, supporting referees, Gary Neville, Will.i.am's tech empire, and provide their team predictions for the tournament.

Barney and Dan celebrate Spurs win over Leeds as we head into the World Cup break. They discuss Spurs' slow starts, Emerson's unfair treatment, the return of 'DK The Truth' (Dejan Kulusevski), players entrance music, Dier's declining form, stylish Sonny, FIFA Uncovered, pulling punches, Gary Neville, Cristiano Ronaldo being yuck again, stadium security set-ups, and the upcoming ABS World Cup podcast.

Barney and Dan are joined by the GOAT Spurs blogger, Spooky (from The Fighting Cock and Spooky in Purgatory). They discuss the VAR shambles in the draw against Sporting, the courageous come-from-behind win against Bournemouth, Conte's reactions, Memories vs Trophies (and fans' obsession with the latter), supporter expectations, the current state of VAR, Steve Bruce's murder mystery novels, the club's AIA sponsorship, and politics in football surrounding the World Cup.

Barney and Dan are back after a week off to wallow in the disappointment of consecutive league defeats. They discuss the losses to Manchester United and Newcastle, Ronaldo's toddler tantrum, club communication, the lack of fitness from pre-season, Paratici's infinite playlist, Kane's Rock Paper Scissors, the absence of our beloved General, and who's smiling and who's sad.

Barney and Dan discuss everything Spurs related after the away win against Brighton. They chat about the sad passing of Gian Piero Ventrone, the switch to 3-5-2, Doherty's return, ballboys in boats, misfiring forwards, armchair experts, the club's potential naming rights deal with Google, Twitter users hiding behind avatars, plus the ABS Medal and ABS News Minute.

Barney and Dan mourn the North London Derby loss to Arsenal. They discuss the Partey Pooper, World Cup Sponsors, chasing Hakimi, Emerson's Dad meeting Charlie Kane, pawning Pulisic, the potential rise of Garang Kuol, Kane's muscle guy, Conte's Powerade, and the A bit Spursy Medal.

Barney and Dan are back with a Spurs-adjacent episode during the International Break. They discuss how Hojbjergamania is 'runnin wild', England's dire World Cup hopes, the new FIFA 23 ratings, virtue signalling at the World Cup, concussion VR technology, the man with hands like frying pans (Fraser Forster), the upcoming North London Derby, and the anal bead cheating scandal that's rocking the chess world.

Barney and Dan chat about Tottenham's Son-sational win over Leicester. They discuss Conte's code words, 'two-way hockey', the Davinson dilemma, formations, Todd Boehly's latest gaffe, Conte's Twitch channel, the loss to Sporting, Champions League progression, the heights of players (and sporting directors), and the 'A bit Spursy Medal'.

Barney and Dan celebrate Spurs' grinding win over Marseille. They chat about the Queen's passing and game postponements, biased Champions League commentary, the rise of our beloved pigeon, sending Sonny to Cheese World, Guylian chocolates, Lucas' divisive politics, and Todd Boehly and Thomas Tuchel's secret audio tapes.

Barney and Dan are back with a bite-sized episode after the limp West Ham draw and the ferocious Fulham win. They discuss the impact of Sanchez, the luxurious Lenglet, Richarlison's work-rate, Mark Noble, General Ho being up to his old (new?) tricks, Scottish Romero, concussions, interchanges, and preview Conte's elusive 'Spider' formation.

Barney and Dan chat about Spurs solid 2-0 win over Forest. They discuss the old NSL, phantom handballs, introducing a 'Naughty Corner', dice rolling VAR, smell referees, Richarlison's glorious shithousery, rotating Sonny, Spence's debut, breaking stereotypes, the Underground Commentary Network, Old-Fashioned Loans, and Bryan Gil's poo jar.

Barney and Dan are back to talk about Spurs 1-0 win over Wolves. They discuss slow starts to games, resisting the press, the tough boys in the squad, Tuchel being a worm, Gianni Vio's majestic set-pieces, Perisic's full debut, Lucas playing at CB, Dele's redemption, Hojbjerg's hate, how gnomes are weird, and the A bit Spursy Medal.

Barney and Dan are back to dissect the thrilling 2-2 draw against Chelsea. They chat about Sessegnon's progress, Perisic's 'Old Man Energy', the holy saviour Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg, Kane's ups and downs, Romero's unhinged behaviour, Thomas Frank being a 'Middle-aged Cool Guy', Gianni's routines, and how Thomas Tuchel is a sociopath.

Barney and Dan are back to celebrate Spurs' win over Southampton on the opening day of the season. They discuss Hasenhüttl's three-piece suit, our new signings starting on the bench, Eric the Whale, our Man After Midnight, Sublime Sess, Conte's acting class, Gianni Vio's training ground antics, fan studies, the A bit Spursy Medal, and whether or not you can wear another Premier League team's kit. Oh, and yeah, they chat a lot about the club's new thrilling 'threesome'.

Barney and Dan are back to discuss the friendly defeat to Roma. They chat about whether or not Conte is happy (spoiler: he is), fans' obsessions with cloning Eriksen, Scottish Standard Definition, Louis Theroux's giant papier-mâché heads, rough and tough Romero, Kane's free kick pain, Paratici Watch, Spurs' rivals round-up, playing against aliens, and make predictions for the season ahead.

Barney and Dan are back to recap the pre-season friendlies in Korea and Scotland. They discuss who impressed against Rangers, Forster's frosty reception, Deki's dive, Harry's free-kicks, Gianni Vio's tormenting whispers, Richie Wellens 'advice' for Conte, the pizza that Eric, Matt, and Harry ate, and Paratici's honey pot (on another edition of 'The Segment').

Barney and Dan power up as Spurs touch down in South Korea. They discuss Richarlison vs Romero, Conte watching his own doco during the flight, Skipp being big in Seoul, Levy's casual dad aesthetic, landlocked Lenglet, Spurs Play merch, Hotspur Way dress-ups, players' hobbies, Paratici Watch, and the not-too-distant Spurs Store on the moon.

Barney and Dan return after Spurs' signing of Brazilian superstar, Richarlison. They discuss the club's new set-piece specialist, Gianni Vio, the good old days when fancy men rode ponies, the new and sexy Spurs TV, whether or not sport should be watched in 3D, Harry Kane's love of Ed Sheeran (Part 2), Cristian Romero's nuclear response, the passing ship of Christian Eriksen, and who will be left in Korea after our pre-season tour.

The 'night of nights' within the 'A bit Spursy' community is finally here! Barney and Dan have gotten their act together and completed the counting of their votes throughout the season. They also discuss Eric Dier's sledges, the Skywalk's hip hop debut in Gollini's 'Gollorius' video, 'Harry Kane's Infinite Playlist', Sonny's world-class status, the Mirror's sports-predicting supercomputer, and a dream Oporto sponsorship.

Barney and Dan are back to dissect Spurs' activities over the past week. They discuss global currencies, transfer leaks, Christian Eriksen and Thomas Frank's matching leather jackets, Paratici's aversion to joining the world of Bluetooth, Dele's first stream, Dier's backpacking antics, and Spurs' 'Dads' enjoying a Korean BBQ.

Barney and Dan are back to catch up on Tottenham's (or more accurately Paratici's) dealings over the last week. They discuss current transfer business, complex feelings regarding Yves Bissouma, racial prejudices in football, the Mr Whippy van's alluring siren, the illustrious A bit Spursy medal's delay, fishing with Ledley, the quest for Adele, and a shout-out for friend-of-the-pod Marty's new venture.

Barney and Dan are back to touch base on all things Spurs during the international break. They discuss Paratici's early transfer behaviour, the sad loss of 'Good Vibes Gollini', Eric Dier's travel exploits, Arsenal fans still posturing over trophies, Harry Kane's museum exhibition, Daddy Davies, and upcoming ABS merchandise.

Barney and Dan celebrate Spurs' triumphant return to the Champions League, after sealing a Top 4 finish with a win against Norwich. They discuss the end of the Premier League season, Conte's Catchphrases, Sonny's golden boot, Paratici's early Summer business, fans removing items of clothing, Son getting grounded, and announce the winner of the A bit Spursy Community Medal.

Barney and Dan revel in the joy of back-to-back wins for Tottenham Hotspur. They discuss the North London Derby thrashing against Arsenal, Arteta’s big boy posturing, the narrow victory over Burnley, Daniel Levy's miniature toys, Emerson Royal's brilliant video compilations, A bit Spursy merchandise slogans, and the all-important Paratici Watch and A bit Spursy Medal.

Join Barney and Dan as they bask in the glory of a very respectable draw against Liverpool. They chat about Emerson and Sessegnon's potential revivals, fish-handed physios, obedient attack bees, Mark Lawrenson's guest appearance on 'Paratici Watch', the Lego Man, and the most romantic award in the world, the 'A bit Spursy Medal'.

Barney & Dan are back to soak up Spurs’ return to winning ways after a lovely win against Leicester. They discuss their dream goal of recording an ‘A bit Spursy’ episode in the stadium’s Tunnel Club, lies surrounding Conte’s future, Romero’s continued rise to greatness, Sonny’s sublime double, Barney’s shirt purchases, Paratici Watch, and the prestigious ‘A bit Spursy Medal’.

Barney and Dan are back after Spurs' disappointing draw against Brentford. They discuss Conte's stubbornness, the lack of fizz from what was a very flat performance, Son and Kane failing to lift the team, Barney's angry letter to the club, and the lack of Fabio Paratici.

Barney and Dan are back, and they do their best to avoid discussing Spurs' last-minute loss to Brighton. They begrudgingly talk about Tottenham's flat performance, the 'Bloodbath Royale' that seems to open every Premier League game these days, Paratici being cleared of all legal charges in Italy, Conte's Demogorgon, what non-cog parts exist in a machine, and the A bit Spursy Medal.

Barney and Dan are back to celebrate Spurs' (second half) thrashing of Aston Villa. They discuss abhorrent refereeing, Villa's over-aggressive tackling, Kulusevski's brilliance, mentality around the race for the Top 4, Reguilon's overzealous celebrations, potential summer signings, the A bit Spursy Medal, and what exactly lies in Paratici's private kink palace.

Barney and Dan are back to bathe in the glorious aftermath of Spurs' 5-1 victory over Newcastle. Further buoyed by Arsenal's delightful loss to Crystal Palace, they discuss the revival of Matt Doherty, the brilliance of Cristian Romero, introduce a new 'Paratici Watch' segment, ponder Spurs Top 4 chances, and cap things off with the fan-favourite A bit Spursy Medal.

Barney and Dan catch up on Spurs' wins against Brighton and West Ham. They discuss the renewed confidence in the side, Bentancur and Kulusevski's stunning starts to their lives as Tottenham players, Eric Dier's heroics, Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg's resurgence, the race for the Top 4, Charlie Kane's hairdressing business, and who the coolest player is in the dressing room most likely is.

Barney and Dan return after their short hiatus to revel in Spurs glorious 5-0 destruction of Everton. They discuss the continued rise of Deki and Lolo, the current 'Dohaissance' of our Irish wing-back, possible summer window additions, the end of Abramovich's London sportswashing experiment, and the return of the A bit Spursy Medal.

Barney and Dan are back to celebrate the glorious win over Manchester City. They discuss Kulusevski and Bentancur's proper debuts, the myth around Spurs being 'counter-attacking' under Conte, Hojbjerg's future, the ridiculously oversized Etihad ad-boards, and the return to prime form of Harry Kane.

Barney and Dan chat about Spurs' consecutive defeats to Southampton and Wolves. They share their first impressions on Bentancur and Kulusevski, discuss Dier, Skipp and Hojbjerg's importance to the team, the unrelenting online outrage directed towards the players and the club, and the prevalence of inciting clickbait football journalism.

We had the pleasure of chatting with Inter Milan and Serie A expert, Nima Tavallaey (SempreInter.com and The Italian Football Podcast) about Antonio Conte's first few months in charge at Spurs, the similarities and differences compared to his time at Inter, our new signings from Juventus, the comparisons between the modern-day Serie A and the Premier League, and why Australia is an extremely dangerous place to visit. This episode was originally available on our Patreon.

Barney and Dan are joined by their friends from across the pond, Dave, Mike, and Steve, from Wicked Spursy. They discuss what it's like supporting Spurs in their respective countries, football's standing in the American and Australian sporting markets, team ownership and franchising, and the FA Cup victory against Brighton.

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Barney, Dan and Brendan are joined by author of 'Juventus: A History in Black & White' and Serie A expert, Adam Digby on deadline day. They discuss what Spurs can expect from new arrivals Dejan Kulusevski and Rodrigo Bentancur, how they fit in to Antonio Conte's system, Paratici's overall strengths and weaknesses, and where all this leaves Spurs moving forward. Brendan also compares new Liverpool signing Luis Diaz to Lionel Messi, and the head of A bit Spursy's scouting department (aka Barney) provides an 'in-depth' skill attribute breakdown of our new signings.

As the transfer window starts to heat up, Barney and Dan are back to discuss the disappointing loss to Chelsea (including yet another stodgy VAR decision), Bergwijn's walloping stoppage time double in the thrilling come-from-behind victory against Leicester, transfer window hysteria, and the some-sad-and-some-not-so-sad impending farewells of Dele, Ndombele and Lo Celso.

Barney and Dan are joined by the GOAT Spurs podcaster, Flav from The Fighting Cock. They discuss Arsenal's cowardly behaviour leading to the abysmal postponement of the North London Derby, Spurs' player of the season (so far), the continued possibility of Adama Traore joining the club, the isolation of being a Spurs supporter abroad, and Barney's conquering of Australia's shark-infested waters.

Barney and Dan catch up on the three Spurs games from the last week. They discuss the narrow win over Watford, limp loss to Chelsea, and the saved-from-the-brink-of-embarrassment victory over Morecambe. They also dive into what seems like the beginning of the end of Tottenham's perennial damp squib, Tanguy Ndombele.

With great power comes great responsibility! Barney and Dan are back after a positive — yet somewhat deflating — week for Spurs. They discuss the wonderful win over Crystal Palace, the disappointing draw away to Southampton, more VAR shambles in denying legitimate goals, Gio's whereabouts, the identity of Conte's sideline hitman, and product placement creeping into goal celebrations.

Barney and Dan are joined by Liverpool fan, Brendan, to discuss the hard-fought draw against the Reds. They also chat about the prospective renaissance of Harry Winks and Dele Alli, the unusual managerial figures in the Premier League, VAR's continued shortcomings, referee howlers, as well as getting an outsiders view on Spurs.

Dan and Barney are joined by a very special guest, Windy from The Extra Inch. They discuss wins against Brentford and Norwich, Windy's enthusiasm about some of the younger players in our youth system, temperamental fan-judgement, implications of the recent COVID outbreak, the dawn of Ben Davies' golden age, and general optimism for where Signore Conte could take us.

Dan and Barney discuss a true 'game of two halves' after Spurs' wonderful comeback against Leeds United. As Kane continues to bang in the goals for England against any European minnow in his path, Barney and Dan can't help but wonder when Harry will start performing for Spurs again. They also discuss the contrasting employment worlds of professional footballers and us common folk.

Our first two games of Conte-ball are complete! Barney and Dan chat about the positive signs from our absolutely bonkers win against Vitesse, the hard-fought draw away to Everton, and ponder whether we're now witnessing the realisation of Paratici's master plan that he had all along. With all the recent managerial changes they also completely forget who is managing half the teams in the league. Oh also, apparently the snake wants us all to feel sorry for him and his 'tough summer of speculation', but that's not going to happen anytime soon.

Sirens everywhere! It's official, Nuno Espírito Santo has been relieved of his managerial duties at Tottenham Hotspur Football Club. Barney and Dan discuss the lacklustre 'El Sackico' Man United game leading up to his sacking, and the impending arrival of... Antonio Conte?! Really? Conte might be coming? It needs to be Conte otherwise Barney's poor heart will explode, and then this podcast episode will have been a complete waste of time.

Barney and Dan are joined by a very special guest, Bardi (@BardiTEI) from The Extra Inch! They discuss Spurs' dull loss to West Ham, the differences between supporting the team locally and from afar, the current state of play under Nuno, various fan superstitions, and the lost treasure trove of Spurs 'Champions League Winners' merchandise. Also, how did Ronaldo not receive a red card n the Liverpool game? Ridiculous.

Bada bing, bada boom! Spurs' win at Newcastle has Barney and Dan in high spirits. They discuss the events at St. James Park, as well as the recent Newcastle United takeover, and the potential future implications of the ever-increasing foreign ownership and sportswashing in the Premier League. They also completely forget that Spurs are playing in the Conference League this week.

Like Spurs, the real Barney is back! He joins Dan as they revel in Spurs' energetically positive 2-1 win over Aston Villa. They discuss Son's talismanic role, the benefit of having Romero and Skipp back in the starting XI, the return to a much more assured 4-2-3-1 formation, and the seemingly omnipresent tiring football journalism. Barney also indulges Dan by taking part in a reading of Dan's Pierre-Emile Højbjerg fan fiction, and the A bit Spursy medal takes on a much more positive spin compared to recent weeks.

Barney has returned from his hiatus to join Dan in discussing the incredibly deflating North London Derby loss to Arsenal. They try and formulate an explanation for Nuno's bizarre game-plan, break down Harry Kane's lacklustre form, Ndombele's long-term role in the team, and award a not-so-surprisingly-scathing round of 'A bit Spursy Medal' votes.

Dan is joined once again by Jackson as they console each other after the loss to Chelsea. They also discuss some promising changes to Nuno's staring XI, the frenetic game against Rennes, and Dan's Dad, Alan, returns to provide a special tribute to the late, great, Jimmy Greaves.

Barney is officially MIA, so Dan is joined by a special guest, Jackson, to lament Spurs' terrible loss to Crystal Palace. They also express their frustrations with the recent international break, reminisce over high school beep tests, and look forward to Spurs bouncing back against Rennes and Chelsea.

Barney and Dan did in fact watch the second leg of the Europa Conference qualifier against Paços de Ferreira, so they kick things off there before moving on to celebrate another 1-0 win in the league over Watford. They also break down Spurs transfer business now that the Summer window has closed, and look forward to what this all means for the squad in the season ahead. Barney also sends out an open challenge for any FIFA players to take us on during the (now-extended) Melbourne lockdown.

Barney and Dan brush over the Europa Conference League opener against Paços de Ferreira (that they both didn't watch), before celebrating the second win of the season against Wolves. They discuss the pros and cons of potentially signing Adama Traore, Kane's sheepish return, Dele's delightful form, Skipp's new life as a Premier League footballer, and of course the A bit Spurs Medal returns. Also, you should watch the TV show 'Succession' because it's great.

Barney and Dan kick off the new season in high spirits, off the back of Spurs wonderful 1–0 victory over Manchester City. They discuss and praise the excellent performances from the players, and talk about how great it is to have a Spurs team that genuinely seem to care again. They also voice their disapproval at Harry Kane's recent snake-like attitude, and bring back the highly anticipated return of the most prestigious award in football, the 'A bit Spursy Medal'.