Binging Barbie: A Barbie Movie Podcast

With our Transformers series done, we can now return to our rankings. And fate has yielded its reward: a new series the week after next.

Back in the 90s, Transformers were in Peru, apparently. Join John, Jay, and special guest Emma to witness the Rise of the Beasts!

We’re flashing back to the 80s to talk about the Transformers prequel / spinoff / reboot Bumblebee!

Once upon a time, there was a podcast that covered the last Michael Bay Transformers movie. Will this be the happily ever after John and Jay hope for?

A new age begins as we talk about the fourth Michael Bay Transformers movie, and the first in a new arc. Is this one any better, or is this yet another disappointment?

We’re sinking battleships on this latest episode, as Jay and John talk about the movie Battleship while playing a game of Battleship!

Have you ever wondered how Barbie compares to Bionicle? How about Christopher Nolan and High School Musical?

In celebration of our 100th episode*, we are ranking every movie we have covered on the podcast!

*This isn't technically our hundredth episode, but when you take out the bonus episodes, it basically is

Years from now they're going to ask us: where were you when Binging Barbie released their Dark of the Moon episode? We're gonna say: we listened!

We are taking a break from Michael Bay to talk about the newest Transformers movie: Transformers One!

Includes Spoilers

We’re turning the Bayhem dial up another notch to talk about the second live-action Transformers movie!

This episode is more than meets the eye, as John and Jay dive into the first of Michael Bay’s Transformers series! We talk about the crazy characters, the military propaganda, and a film which feels at war with itself!

You got the power! The power to listen to the first episode of our new series on the Transformers movies! Join John and Jay as we jump back to the 80s to talk about upbeat rock, brutal character deaths, and Orson Welles!

High School Musical, who says we have to let it go? We’re wrapping up our latest series by ranking all the High School Musical movies!

We’re bopping to the top to talk about the final High School Musical spin-off! John and Jay talk about Sharpay, musicals, and Austin Butler!

你好! John, Jay, and returning guest Emma are once again going international to cover the Chinese High School Musical spinoff: College Dreams!

¡A nostotros no nos gustamos cantar ni bailar, solo queremos escuchar a Binging Barbie! Join John, Jay, and especial guest Emily tackle the three Latin American High School Musical spin-offs!

The boys are back to talk about the final film in the original High School Musical trilogy! John, Jay, and returning guest Emma talk about graduation, existential crises, and spinning hallways!

What time is it? Time for our episode on High School Musical 2 with special guest Samariel! We talk about the crazy dance numbers, the fan theories, and Sharpay!

We’re all in this together! And by “this,” I mean our new series on the High School Musical movies! Join us as we talk about Wildcats, Sharpay, and who the true villain of the movie is!

Gathered friends, listen one last time to the legend of Bionicle. John, Jay, and Toa reveal their rankings of the Bionicle movies!

Toa Legend: https://youtube.com/@ToaLegend?si=qU_hfqdHjqZ3b6n7

Gathered friends, listen again as John, Jay, and Toa talk about Season 2 of Journey to One, and the end of Bionicle!

Toa Legend: ⁠⁠https://youtube.com/@ToaLegend?si=qU_hfqdHjqZ3b6n7

Gathered friends, John, Jay, and Toa are going back to Bionicle to talk about the 2015 reboot and the first season of the tie-in Netflix show Journey to One

Toa Legend: ⁠⁠https://youtube.com/@ToaLegend?si=qU_hfqdHjqZ3b6n7

We return to Hero Factory to talk about Savage Planet, Breakout, Brain Attack, and Invasion from Below. We wrap up our discussion on what worked, what didn’t, and what might have been if the series hadn’t ended so soon

John and Jay assemble a podcast to talk about LEGO’s attempt to create a successor to Bionicle: Hero Factory

We’re riding our hot air balloon out to cover the latest Barbie movie: Stacie to the Rescue!

Gathered friends, listen again to Binging Barbie. Jay and guest co-host Toa Legend fly off to Bara Magna to talk about reboots, Great Spirit robots, and the end of the Bionicle story!

Toa Legend: ⁠⁠https://youtube.com/@ToaLegend?si=qU_hfqdHjqZ3b6n7

Gathered friends, join Jay, Toa Legend, and Sam as we dive deep into Bionicle lore in this special episode! We’re exploring some of the best years of the Bionicle story, full of mind-control, long-lost civilizations, and a world-changing twist!

Toa Legend: ⁠https://youtube.com/@ToaLegend?si=qU_hfqdHjqZ3b6n7⁠

Serious Business: ⁠https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seriousbuspod

Gathered friends, listen again to Binging Barbie! Toa Legend and Sam join us to talk about all the lore, the darker tone, puberty metaphors, and (of course) Roodaka!

Toa Legend: https://youtube.com/@ToaLegend?si=qU_hfqdHjqZ3b6n7

Serious Business: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/seriousbuspod

We’re bidding adios to Beverly Hills with the last of these Chihuahua movies, and also ranking the trilogy!

Ay Chihuahua! We’re returning to Beverly Hills to meet Papi and Chloe’s three very annoying pups

Binging Barbie is harnessing the power of the chihuahua as we start our new miniseries on the Beverly HIlls Chihuahua trilogy. Will we be won over by these talking pups?

We’re ranking every Monster High movie, as well as talking about some of our favorite characters and moments!

Join us in the broom closet as we finish up our series on the Monster High movies. Monster High enthusiast Cas joins us to talk about vampire mcmansions, bad metaphors, and the Grim Reaper!

We’re coming out of the dark and following Monster High’s jump into live-action with returning guest Samariel!

We’re bidding farewell to the animated Monster High movies with returning guest Samariel! We talk about Gen 2, bad hair, and zomboys!

We’ve finally made it to the controversial movie debut of Monster High Gen 2. Will we be charmed by the new style?

We’re headed down under for the 12th Monster High movie, and the final of Gen 1: Great Scarrier Reef!

Start spreading the news! Jay and guest host Samariel are hitting the streets of Boo York to talk about the 12th Monster High movie

You will be haunted by three co-hosts! John, Jay, and returning guest Samariel are headed to Haunted High for this latest episode to talk about ghost pirates, painting poltergeists, and nonsensical story logic

It’s alive! We’re joined by returning guest Samariel to talk about Frankensteins, fusions, and zombie unicorns!

We’re packing our bags and trying to make it big in Hauntlywood in this new episode on Monster High: Frights, Camera, Action!

Your wish has come true! We have finally released our new episode on Monster High: 13 Wishes!

Join us as we travel to the City of Frights to talk about Monster High’s first international adventure!

The ending of our Dreamtopia series is just a dream away! See if we survived our biggest batch of episodes yet!

Come with us and discover the true meaning of Halloween in Monster High’s first feature movie: Ghouls Rule!

We’re entering the roller-maze in this latest episode on Monster High: Friday Night Frights! Does this movie take the trophy, or will it go home empty-handed?

Adventure never stops as we continue our journey through Barbie: Dreamtopia!

It wasn’t the airplanes. It was John and Jay that watched Monster High

Join us for our latest episode on  Monster High’s riff on King Kong, and a movie with one of the worst posters we’ve ever seen: Escape from Skull Shores!

It’s just a sprinkle, sparkle hop over to your podcast provider of choice to listen to our newest episode on Barbie: Dreamtopia, covering the online shorts and the first 5 episodes of the show!

Why do ghouls fall in love? We try and answer this question on the latest episode of Binging Barbie, diving in to the Monster High Valentine’s Day classic

Did someone say werewolves, baby cthulhus, and Monster racism? That’s right, it’s time for our episode on Monster High: Fright On!

Did someone say Inception? Join us as we dive into the world of Dreamtopia, talking about the 2016 movie

We’re closing the book on our Christopher Nolan series by finally revealing our rankings of the Christopher Nolan films!

Freaky just got fabulous over on Binging Barbie as we begin our new series on the Monster High movies! Join us for this special Halloween episode as we talk about New Ghoul at School

We’ve finally arrived at Christopher Nolan’s first film! Come give us a follow as we talk about no-budget films, people-watching, and boxes

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Join us as we untangle Christopher Nolan’s second film, discussing chronology, noir, complicated characters, and Greek Tragedy

*Episode presented in non-chronological order

Trigger Warning: Brief mentions of domestic violence and assault

Don't fall asleep! Join us for our discussion of Christopher Nolan's third film, the daylit Alaskan thriller Insomnia

We're finishing up our discussion on Life in the Dreamhouse, going through the final episodes on Netflix as well as the shorts that didn't make the cut

We’re closing out our reviews of the Dark Knight Trilogy with a conversation on the first film in the series: Batman Begins. Join John, Jay, and special guest Emma as we talk about Batman’s origins

Trigger Warning: Contains discussions of suicide

Are you listening closely? This week we are talking about Nolan’s mind-bending fifth film: The Prestige

Summer days are breezy, we can take it easy talking about Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse! We’re going through another four episodes of the Netflix release of the series to talk about Ken Dens, Chelsea’s mayoral campaign, and the Amaze Chase!

This is the episode you both need and deserve! We’re back with frequent guest Emma to talk about Nolan’s superhero opus, hockey pants, and broken IMAX cameras

You’re waiting for a podcast episode, an episode that will take you far away. You don’t know where this episode will take you, but it doesn’t matter. Cause Binging Barbie is here to take you on a deep dive into Christopher Nolan’s dream-heist opus: Inception

John and Jay are back to talk about more Barbie: this time her chaotic and hilarious show Life in the Dreamhouse. We talk about endless closets, Dream Campers, friendly bears, and of course Raquelle!

Episode order based on the Netflix release

There's an episode coming, Binging Barbie fans. You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it hits, you're all gonna want to spend a couple hours listening to us talk about Nolan’s epic conclusion to his Dark Knight Trilogy.

Music by Guilherme Bernardes William from Pixabay

John and Jay transcend time and space to bring you an episode on Nolan’s space epic Interstellar. We talk all about relativity, space exploration, cool planets, and Timothée Chalamet

We’re diving into the history of Barbie by talking about the Barbie episode of the documentary series The Toys that Made Us. And be sure to stick around till the end of the episode for a special unboxing segment!

Hop in our boat, cause we’re sailing off to France to talk about Christopher Nolan’s Dunkirk. We talk about it all: from chronology to character arcs to Harry Styles’s acting career

We’re pulling a temporal pincer movement in this episode of Considering Christopher, talking about Nolan’s 11th film: Tenet.

We’re back after our break, and taking a time-tunnel back to 1987 to talk about Barbie’s first animated appearances in the TV specials Barbie and the Rockers and Barbie and the Sensations. We talk about everything from space concerts to time travel to Barbie’s pink space shuttle!

If you love Barbie, if you hate Barbie, this podcast is for you! John and Jay talk in-depth about Greta Gerwig’s new Barbie film: its themes, its characters, its deeper messages, and of course Ken!

Hi Barbie!

Journey into Barbieland with Jay and returning guests Emma, Bethany, Katie, Emma, and Samariel for our first reactions to the new Barbie movie!

Samariel's The Uncanny Productions: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjAu6eUBV-8Ej_SkvGxA_Dw

We've finally made it! after almost a year of watching and rating Barbie movies, we are ready to reveal our official rankings! Plus, stay tuned to hear Jay's rankings of the films of Greta Gerwig!

Video version available on YouTube: https://youtu.be/dEDs6CozTkU

We finally made it! Join us for our review of the last animated Barbie movie (at least for now), as we talk waterparks, daddies, and clown-operated party planes!

Dreams, or destiny? Join John, Jay, and special guests Emma and Bethany as we decide Barbie’s future in this interactive movie! Will you listen to the episode, or let this opportunity pass you by?

Our little audience! Join Jay and special guest Sara as they talk about Greta Gerwig’s 2019 adaptation of Louisa May Alcott’s Little Women

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the mermaids lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the trash island attacked. Only the Power Keeper, master of all four elements, could stop them.

We may not live where culture is, but we’re still very excited to talk about Greta Gerwig’s breakout film: the much celebrated 2017 hit Lady Bird. John and Jay talk about dysfunctional parents, rebellious teens, and what makes for a good coming-of-age story.

Hey, we’re podcasting here! John and Jay are back to talk about Barbie’s adventure, where she travels to The Big Apple to attend a prestigious art academy, and meets none other than Barbie. They become fast friends as they navigate life in the big city.

Check your calendars, cause we are going searching for Chelsea’s lost birthday in this latest Barbie adventure, full of animal sidekicks, pink cruise ships, and a talking Tiki statue with the power to set off a volcano.

Join us as we unravel the story behind Barbie's journey to Floravia and discover the true essence of royalty.

Join us as we explore the final Barbie movie of the 2010s, yet another mermaid adventure, though this time with a dash of Free Willy and Finding Nemo.

As podcast listeners who are better than all the rest, there’s an episode we’d like you to beta test! John and Jay and returning guest Emma retrace Barbie’s adventure through cyberspace!

Pack your bags and join us as we chase down this latest Barbie movie. Her sisters and the puppies are back for another adventure!

Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of John and Jay, our year-long mission to explore every Barbie movie; to seek out new takes and new observations; to boldly go where no podcast has gone before.

Grab your gadgets and hop in your flashiest sports car, cause we’re talking about Barbie’s first ever spy adventure. Will it leave John and Jay stirred or shaken?

Grab your treasure maps and dust off your adventuring hats, cause it is time for a Great Puppy Adventure! We follow Barbie, sisters, and their puppies as they search for hidden treasure to save their hometown.

John and Jay react to the new teaser and character posters for Greta Gerwig's upcoming Barbie movie!

I'm sorry Barbie, but that won't work anymore. We have a new primary user now on this bonus episode: M3GAN. Join us as we talk about this killer android with killer style!

Pack your bags, cause it’s time to go to camp! In this Barbie musical, we explore Camp Royalty and Camp Pop, a memorable cast of characters, and finally answer the question: are John and Jay princesses or rock stars?

In this latest Barbie movie, we follow as she fights for truth, justice, and the Barbie way. Are her super antics super charming, or is this another hero who will be forgotten?

We are five feet to the left and very happy on this latest episode of our bonus miniseries on the films of Greta Gerwig. Join us as we discuss her second collaboration with Noah Baumbach, manic pixie dream girls, and how it all relates back to The Great Gatsby!

Can you keep a secret? Follow us through the magic door into Barbie’s adventure into a land of fairies, unicorns, mermaids, and bratty, spoiled princesses.

Link to Walter P Martishius's website: http://www.waltermartishius.com/animationhomepage.html

Can a long-lost princess, an octopus beauty salon, and a prince who wants to be a botanist come together to create an interesting story? Apparently so. Dive into this latest episode to find out why this is our highest-rated Barbie movie since A Christmas Carol.

The animated moment: https://youtu.be/ZGN4hi1Y8dY?t=91

Gallop with us into Barbie’s first movie set in the Swiss Alps. In this second iteration of the “and Her Sisters” series, Barbie goes on an adventure filled with magic horses, dueling riding academies, and rival Swiss brothers.

Flutter back with us into the world of Barbie: Mariposa in this latest adventure. We bid farewell to some titans of the Barbie movie world in this final Fairytopia spinoff. Will it live up to the high bar set by the first?