Chris Page & Amy Gerard

Amy & Chris tell a story of how a bride dropped a BOMBSHELL on her partner at the wedding when she found out he was cheating! The Royals have landed in Aus, Chris gives Amy all the facts about The King and we ask have you seen the Royals before. Amy checks in on the Facebook Mothers group and see what the mothers are talking about this week. Chris tells Amy how the latest horror movie is about to beat the new Joker movie at the Box Office!

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With the Australian TV Series "The Office" now live on Amazon Prime.

Star & Australian Comedian "Felicity Ward" drops by the podcast to chat about the show, Ricky Gervais's thoughts on the Aussie version of "The Office" plus what it was it's like recording the show and the pressure of re-marking a classic!

Full unedited interview, listen now!

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Chris plays one of the most iconic radio prank calls to Amy.
We chat with Jackson, the male stripper to find out all the ins and outs from the industry.
Amy's daughter wants a "Slay Queen" bedroom.... Find out what all the kid terms mean.
Is the Camel Toe BACK and a new fashion statement?! Finally Chris and Amy respond to a FB Mums Group post from a lady travelling away with friends that are all forced to be VEGAN for the weekend.

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Amy talks through the "Mental Load" that women take head on!
Is there an issue with a large dating age gap... like 48 year gap?
Amy sticks up for her husband Rhian after internet trolls attacked!
Does Chris have unconscious bias... What is Amy's? 
Chris opens the "Diddy Diaries" to get the latest goss and we talk about the 1000 mile world record attempt by Aussie legend Nedd Brockmann.

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Chris & Amy talk "Adult Entertainment Industry" with Male Stripper "Jackson" and ask all the questions you have always wondered or wanted answering about the profession + some of the stories that come along with it! Do Hen's misbehave? Get all the juicy details!  

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Welcome
Jackson joins us to tell Chris & Amy what he makes on ONLY FANS compared to females.
Our kids are swearing, is this good or bad... the results may surprise you.
Chris relives a old radio prank from the past.
Chris & Amy discuss if a mum set tasks for a babysitter to do while she looks after the kids?
A.I is out to get us! Chris brings some scary real life stories
How quickly have your kids ruined something? Amy tells us what her son has done to the NEWLY renovated house in just one week.

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Welcome
Amy chats through a massage that found a skin cancer!
Dr Nick Fuller tries to help Chris & Amy with their troublesome children picky eaters.
Our social dilemma tackles whether a listener should hook up with her hot married Physio. 
Matthew Perry's doctors face jailtime and Chris discusses his book.
Amy's husband Rhian has angered her so much this week! 
Chris takes us to the movies to discuss what you can and cannot take in the cinemas.

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Amy & Chris discuss their picky eating children with Dr Nick Fuller.

Dr Nick has some tips and tricks to get them eating & trying healthy food options!

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Amy & Chris chat only fans after a mother that Amy knows was surprised by her daughter who now creates on the platform but is making big bucks.
They then chat to top ONLY FANS creator "Minki Minna" to find the ins and outs of the platform.
Amy talks about a friend who has turned to religious after a shaky past.
We unpack a social dilemma which asks the question: would you let a delivery driver use your toilet? 
Amy's husband Rhian was in charge of unpacking the house move... It's a fail, you won't believe what he puts in the pantry.... 

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Chris & Amy chat to Australian Only Fans star "Minki Minna" and find out all the secrets from behind the camera.

Ever wanted to know how much they make? How the feel about the work? What do their family and friends think? 

Find out, this unmissable, unedited full chat.

@Minki_Minna_ on Instragram & Only Fans

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Men get better with age, so Chris believes but he now has the data to back it up.
Diddy's latest scandal that involves 1000 bottles of baby oil.... 
Chris and Amy believe parenting is much harder in 2024, do we have it hard or easy?! Breast reductions have tripled in the past 3 years and Amy shares an incredible story that is very common right now as to why.
Facebook Mums group hears from a mum wondering if talking should be charged by a tradie.
Beau Ryan stops by to chat about his show on channel 10 "The Amazing Race: Australia Celebrity Edition"

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Amy got naked in her old flatmate’s bed and her brother almost weed on her – huh? Amy’s family are sleep-walkers! Her dad, brother and her all do it and now her son has started, so we get Dr KIIS on to bust some myths about whether its hereditary, and whether a few vinos the night before make it more likely…!
Plus Chris stands up for private jet owners (seriously) and Amy is celebrating because her husband has buggered of to South America.

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Its Breast Check Day, a monthly remind to check your New York Cities! Amy candidly opens up about her own experience, plus we speak to some brave women, like Ash who had a preventative double mastectomy and reconstruction.
Plus Chris has a new contender for Dumbest Criminal of 2024, does she make his Top 5? And we discuss sexist homework and the length of Amy’s school skirt…

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Amy is about to make the stupidest decision a parent ever can and Chris tries desperately to talk her out of it. The guys debate how far you’d go to cover for your kids if they committed a crime, plus we talk to a childless woman who can’t think of anything worse than having kids.

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Hear Amy’s top 5 tips for staying married – will they be better than Chris’s (rubbish) effort last week? And is Chris becoming THAT parent, you know the one that goes completely OTT and makes the rest of us feel bad?! We hear from some people who will admit to being OTT parents and their stories are unbelievable!

Plus do you agree with these etiquette rules for restaurants, and Chris is considering a new look

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Single & want a man? Chris to the rescue! He has the definite list of how to score a husband… from 1952. Surely its foolproof!
Amy witnessed something shocking on a plane, and you won’t believe what childhood classic they want to censor now.
Plus Chris & Amy swear they can guess how many people you’ve been with by asking 3 simple qs – are they right?

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Chris has been married 10 years this week and has tips to a successful marriage. We discuss if its right to let your kids win, plus if a tax return ‘our money’ or ‘my money’? Plus Queen of Insta Amy Gerard critiques new user Chris’s Instagram – her review ain’t pretty.

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REVEALED – Amy spills on what REALLY goes down on girls weekend away – its vital listening for any bloke. Plus Amy’s husband Rhian has committed one of the biggest fails to Amy’s car and she’s &%*king ropable. We let her and you get your stresses at your partner out using the good ol’ beep button!

Amy is off to the Logies and we get the lowdown from one of Australia’s biggest names in TV. And we debate of you should buy a present for the other sibling on one of your kid’s birthdays, and how many times Chris and Amy reckon they’d hook up if stranded together in space.

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Do you know how often you should wash your pillows? Your doona? Your bras?! We have the definitive answer and also suss out if Amy is a complete grub.
Chris has been stealing from his kids again, and we discuss the places you absolutely cannot propose.
Plus Amy says what we are all thinking – we hate Book Week! And Chris explains why his kids now resembles characters from Avatar…

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A special appearance by the greatest newsman in Australia today! Chris is a news junkie whereas Amy avoids it like the plague. With so much bad news right now, how do we switch off after learning it, and is it irresponsible to not know what’s happening at all?! Enter Channel 7’s Michael Usher, who is here to guide us (and is such a great chat!).

Also today Amy's wet herself in public again and we debate whether bald men are sexier. Plus we learn something utterly shocking about Mr Ed Sheeran and can you holiday without your kids?!

Vote for Michael in the TV Week Logie Awards here - TV WEEK - LOGIE AWARDS 2024 (tvweeklogies.com.au)

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Two of the biggest exes on the planet are both at the Games & we’re hoping for an awkward run-in! A d-floor has injured Amy Gerard yet again, plus we celebrate the movies that scarred you as a kid. Plus one of the most famous faces in the US election is being accused of wearing eyeliner, and you won’t believe why this Silver Medallist at the Olympics got into his sport, it’s the most spiteful reason ever and we’re loving it

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Amy worked with her kids for the first time – never again. Spoiler: it involves a d*ck punch. You’ll learn the little-known reason an athlete was kicked out the Olympic Village in Paris, plus you won’t believe how a council cleanup has infuriated Chris. Plus we bet this 79 year old rocker is partying more than you are – find out who in this podcast.

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Should you go into birth with a full face of makeup? The team are torn. Plus unusual places to meet the opposite sex which guarantees you have something in common. Also if you’ve heard everyone saying say they’re having a “brat summer’ and you have no ides what they’re on about, Amy explains.

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Jennifer Aniston is ANGRY and Chris & Amy are fuming on Rachel’s behalf. Plus what’s Rhian done wrong this week (plenty) and should a professional footy player miss a huge game to see his girlfriend compete in the Games?

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Get this – Amy’s mate went on a date on Friday night and is STILL THERE on Sunday! Chris reckons that you shouldn’t be that comfy so easy on (has she even done her teeth in 2 days?!) and she’s almost moved in – so we decided to scare them with horror stories of what you discovered about your partner after you moved in.
Plus Chris is furious at Jack Black and Amy is having massive regrets about choices she made in her youth that she’s paying for now.
And we reveal who are secretly the nicest and nastiest celebs in Hollywood.

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We’ve found the most romantic/craziest thing a bloke has ever done for his wife – and we celebrate the little moments of romance that you can steal and use on your partner! Plus Amy solves this week’s dilemma from the Facebook Mums Groups – should you ever stop someone proposing to you?
Chris & Amy also debate whether you should be judged for what you wear, and it has been a week of bad news so we get tips on how to talk to your kids about all the bad stuff in the news.

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We debate whether or not you can ‘bags’ a baby name, and we talk age gaps in dating – how high and low would you go? Plus one of your favourite celebs wants to be ‘knee to knee’ with her husband while they wee – Chris is appalled. Plus if you’ve ever looked after someone else’s kid, we ask a big question.

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Amy’s husband Rhian is in the doghouse AGAIN after doing something unforgivable in bed. Plus we take your calls on when you’ve fallen asleep in the wrong spot, and are your parents spending all your inheritance – and is that okay?
Also the hottest woman on the planet has some big news (sorry, not you Amy).

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The 4 secrets that will have you kids finally LISTEN TO YOU, from our parenting expert and Supermum Gen Muir from Connected Parenting. GAMECHANGERS!

We’ve read the parenting books, we all know the sort of thing we SHOULD be saying but in the heat of the moment – like when your kid is racing towards a freeway – what do you do? These 4 tips will change how communicate with your kids and you can make it work instantly.

Follow Gen for sanity-saving parenting advice at @connectedparentingau on Insta.

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Chris and Amy are appalled at the new way that cheater are being caught out on Tiktok, and we hear your best stories of how you caught those ratbags cheating, plus Chris shares the most amazing cheater story.
We debate the rules of how many kids to invite to a kids party, and Amy’s absolutely fuming at a total &%*^er on the road.

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Travis Kelce may be pretty... but he’s learnt something this week most of us figure out at 7. Turns out you have some pretty funny ‘thing you’ve only just realised’ too.
Plus because the cost of living is killing us all, it’s time for the return of Povo Meals! Listen to learn some delicious and creative food options for bugger all cash – and Chris has a 100% foolproof way of identifying your age with just two little words.

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If someone else’s kid did $300 worth of damage at your place, should their parent offer to pay – and do you take the cash?!
Plus Margot Robbie claims to only fight with her Hubbie about what’s the best biscuit (yeah right). You won’t believe the littlest fights that Chris and Amy have had with their partners.

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Chris & Amy debate the toughest number of kids to have, and we chat to absolute superwoman Claire Hooker who has NINE kids and homeschools them! We are in awe of this lady.
Plus 1 in 3 Aussies admit they’re lonely and struggle to make friends as adults, but May Gerard is the exception to this rule. She’s been ‘collecting mums’ for years, and she has 3 terrific tangible tips for making new friends in your 20s, 30s and 40s.
Plus expect to see fellow travelers ‘raw dogging’ on planes these school holidays (wtf? We explain) and you won’t believe what happened on Day 1 of Amy’s husband Rhian returning to work.

You can follow (and be equally amazed) by Claire Hooker and her family of 11 on insta at Claire Louise Hooker (@clairelouisehooker) • Instagram photos and videos

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Amy is appalled that both Chris and her husband Rhian had lost their kids this week and we hear some of your epic stories of losing yours. We look into what men are like when they’re sick versus women (worlds apart). Plus Chris has heard the most amazing wedding story you’ll ever hear – what would you have done?

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If a shopkeeper knows your name, do you go there too much? Plus MUST we volunteer at our kid’s school?!
Chris and Amy also dissect the latest in JT’s dramas and Chris takes Amy to task about an inappropriate text she sent to his wife.

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What are the green and red flags in your profile that’s affecting your swipes? Amy’s trying to help a gf with online dating so we have enlisted our super Dating Expert Jana Hocking to help. Jana tells us the do’s and don’t’s of what to say and which pics to choose. A must-listen if you’re on the apps to boost your chances of finding The One!

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Amy’s mate had what she thought was the worst first date story ever – but we took to the phones and found even worse. It’s a shocker.
Ed Sheeran’s doing something we don’t think we could ever do – could you?
Plus we find out the hot topic on the Facebook Mums groups, do we REALLY have to play with our kids?!

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Big questions being answered (hilariously) this week – is it Scissor Paper Rock or Rock Paper Scissors?
How does Boy Maths differ from Girls Maths (greatly)?
Is it wrong to kiss your kids on the lips?
And how has Hollywood’s biggest wanker managed to outdo himself? Dude Where’s My Brain?!

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What do you do if your daughter is being bullied and excluded because she doesn’t have social media? How do you cope if you’re enforcing boundaries around online use but your daughter’s friends’ parents are not?
Amy was contacted by a worried mum who is holding firm on no social media for her 14-year-old, but she feels that her daughter is suffering from her choice.

Cue our parenting expert, Gen Muir from Connected Parenting, to the rescue. Gen offers clear, practical advice on how to set boundaries with your teen and the app to avoid allowing them access to. Phew!

Follow Gen for sanity-saving parenting advice at @connectedparentingau on Insta.

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A big week in sport but you may have not heard about the funniest sports story of the week until now. Plus Chris’s favourite ever prank, played by some bloke called George Clooney.

And what’s the hot topic on the Mum’s Facebook groups? You can always rely on Amy to share, and today we debate if you should get your kids to do chores – plus the definitive answer from Gen from Connected Parenting (plus her top tips of HOW to actually get them to do it)

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Chris and Amy were utter sh*ts as teenagers and they reveal the worst things they did. Shockers! We have a laugh at the craziest hotel riders by our favourite celebs, plus Amy reveals what NOT to do for your kid’s party (don’t make her mistake!) and we find out who on the team is one of those awful Tomic-like public fighters.

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Should kids not be able to access social media until they’re 16? Amy Gerard is an expert voice on this, Instagram is a huge part of her career and life. So what is her take on raising the age that Aussie children can get on it? Chris and Amy open up on online bullying, the online sexualisation of kids and how parents can enforce healthy habits.

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Huge debate this week about parents behaviour on the sidelines of kids sport. Chris and Amy share views and you’ll hear some of the most shocking audio of parents you don’t want standing next to you at soccer! Plus what your fave celeb did to turn you off, and Chris shares the most 2024 thing you can do to spice up your relationship!

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Amy opens up about how she feels about her mum and how she’s shaped Amy’s own parenting – and we hear about one of the worst things teenage Amy got up to (it’s a shocker). Plus Chris was almost run over and questions one of the road’s biggest etiquette rules, and as cost of living soars, we have a laugh about those last few expenses you just can’t give up. And find out which iconic home which is burned into your mind from the 90s is up for sale!

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Rhian has been showing Amy’s kids some wildly inappropriate movies – and we hear some of your even funnier stories. Amy is suffering a sad loss (RIP Tuck Shop), plus Chris is in trouble with his wife for leaving his kid with strangers – but they were nice ones! And we wrap up with Chris sharing a great mantra to live from one of Hollywood’s most surprising stars.

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Do primary school kids NEED to do homework? Amy says no & a teacher clears it up for us. Plus Chris has some choice thoughts about vegan sausages and we hear your hilarious unlikely celeb crushes (some super dodgy ones haha).

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Amy’s mad for new Bridgerton & as a Public Service Announcement, we reveal the hottest TV for chicks right now. Plus Chris and Amy reveal if they’ll be following the Treasurer’s advice to have more kids, and Amy’s desperate to make some cash by selling foot fetish pics…! 

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Amy reckons she is getting old, and you tell us your hilarious "right, I'm ancient!" stories, Plus Chris reveals how to tell if your man is cheating, and we review Netflix's Tom Brady Roast.

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Is Chris sleeping apart from his wife ‘the beginning of the end’? A huge part of being a 90s teen is BACK, plus we have a Mother’s Day surprise for supermum Amy

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Does Amy watch porn, how did Chris make a teacher quit on Day 1, and who tried to run Amy over?! Plus what is rehab really like and some super spooky ghost stories!

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