EXIT INTERVIEW

the halloween tradition continues: a brand new special spooky episode from EXIT INTERVIEW. Enjoy this tale of Florida kayaking gone wrong, a box with a secret, and familial relationships. We'll see you next week for the Season Six Finale of EXIT INTERVIEW...

(1996 - 2024) Shirley Duvet, one of the most esteemed ASMR performers on JoesVideos.Net, performed a fatal stunt on Friday involving her beautiful mouth and an angular can of Diet Coke. After working for years on Popeyes mukbang, Duvet's popularity grew rapidly after transitioning into the audiobook space as a semi-softcore fairy ASMR narrator. She will be remembered for her weird relationship with Joe the Landlord/Confederate Sympathizer/All-Around Old Man, as well as for the retinue of lawyers she disposed to deal with her unhappy clients. Memorial services will be held at a recording booth near you. HALLOWEEN EPISODE NEXT THURSDAY !!

(1984 - 2024) Asher Forsyth, le légendaire dresseur d'éléphants et briseur de plafond de verre olympique s'est fait complètement piéger dans son avion privé Marlboro il y a quelques mois. Après une première carrière à pousser le tabac contre les citoyens innocents du public américain, Forsyth est mieux connu pour la seconde moitié de sa vie : à la tête des efforts visant à permettre aux animaux d'entrer aux Jeux olympiques, en particulier son plus bel éléphant, Margeux Marlboro. Le corps de Forsyth, qui pourrit actuellement sur une île au large des Carolines, sera ramené au repos aux États-Unis après une cérémonie de visionnage de la nouvelle saison de Below Deck. Nouvel épisode jeudi ! oui oui

This episode is dedicated to Val Falstaff, our biggest fan. No obituary because this episode will live forever. If you’d like to support Val’s love of podcasts, go listen to Authorized Novelizations Podcast - available everywhere you listen to pods. New. Episode. Thursday.

(1980 - 2024) Elaine Snatch, local launderer of both clothes and money, kicked the proverbial bowling ball down the alley last night. As mother of the Mayor of Coast and vigilante prosecutor of big business bullies everywhere, Snatch rose to prominence in sort of a reverse-nepo-baby situation. She will be remembered as the woman who spread all those waterborne foot illnesses while also being responsible for cleaning clothes. Daughters who woo and sons who build pyramids with their own bodies will mourn her death everywhere. Funeral will be held in a massive Target sign during South Coast Bingo night - no creepy singles allowed. New episode thuuuursday.

sometimes the only way to be free - is to lose yourself.

(1998 - 2024) Christopher "Tiny" Sanchez the Fourth, scion of the Sanchez Shipping Company and co-founder of the holiday Christmas, passed away yesterday in the late afternoon doing what he loved: swinging hammers for prizes. As the youngest/favorite son of a mother-worshipping family, Sanchez pressed all the right buttons in his rapid rise to the top of his family's shipping company - growing from Sharpie-wielding hourly employee all the way to "fixer" (see: Sanchez Family Scrolls pg. 48). In his short life, he tackled problems such as figuring out how to get the ball through the oval-shaped hoop, to figuring out how to get a cargo ship through the oval-shaped canal. He will be buried next to his grandfather - Christopher Sanchez the Second - and Sharpies will be available at the funeral to sign his casket. No purveyors, purchasers, or surveyors allowed. New Episode Thur$dAy!

(1994 - 2024) Curtis L, the local cream cheese mogul and chive aficionado who ran the Creamy Company for years, passed away last night in a pool of his own making in front of dozens of students and undead creatures. Known for absolutely bulldozing a block of houses downtown then rebuilding them brick by brick to look exactly the same, L. will be remembered as that guy who triked daily down the street carrying massive amounts of cream cheese and chives (which are not a type of Mexican beer). His generosity with opening up his cream cheese factory to family tours and field trips will forever endear him to our community, despite him not being a numbers guy. L's funeral will be held on Tuesday in a monastery in France where the Cistercian monks first fermented cream cheese using the blood of their coworker Pierre…or something like that (new episode THURSDAY !).

(1988 - 2024) Stacy (is it Stacy?) yes Stacy, that Stacy, the Stacy I'm talking about died yesterday in front of dozens of parents and one student from her Quaker School in Idaho, creating a new sport through her untimely death. Known for her groundbreaking work in the field of virtual volleyball / polevaulting / tennis, Stacy (yes, Stacy) had already been a midwest legend for decades after her claim to fame as one-time Iowa State Women's Volleyball State Champion in the Tournament of I's. She will forever be tied to her corn-shucking roots and the friends who were more like friends of friends rather than friends. Her memorial will be taking place in the digital world, in VR goggles, and her coffin will be made of the dozens and dozens of volleyballs she had collected over the years. New episode next Thursday, everyone.

(1995 - 2024) Mika Lesser, a NYC FiDi lifer, passed away last evening after scaling the world's greatest symbol of liberty - all in the name of social media savviness. Lesser, a local reply guy who haunted all the Think Coffeeshops south of Canal Street, spent his life training the nepo babies of the world in "media presence", which may or not be a real thing. Best known as the right-hand-man to Tommy Carlsen (son of Tucker), Lesser's global impact was bright but shortlived - like the free cheese samples at Trader Joes, or a newly opened bottle of fresh whole milk. His funeral will be held at the Oculus and the South Street Seaport and the Battery all at the same time, and his ashes will be spread underneath the Liberty Bull's Ball n' Torch at sunset tomorrow (new episode of EXIT INTERVIEW on Thursday) SUBSCRIBE AND RATE/REVIEW $$$

if you don't know where you are, can you ever be found?

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!!!

Every week until Season 6 begins in August we'll be releasing some of our favorite past episodes. This week, co-creator and graphics guru John Goodman showcases yet another episode with talking animals! (and familial drama, tiktok excursions, accented duos....take a listen to one of our fav episodes ever. New rerun next Thursday!!

Every week until Season 6 begins in August we'll be releasing some of our favorite episodes from the past. This week, featured performer Will Koller is showcasing one of our first episodes ever! Featuring talking toes, questions about consciousness, and a raucous court scene drama....new rerun next Thursday!!

Every week until Season 6 begins in August we'll be releasing some of our favorite episodes from the past. This week, featured performer Tricia Crimmins chose to highlight an iconic bonus episode featuring Napoleon, a horde of lovers, and a reality TV show island....new rerun next Thursday!!

Every week until Season 6 begins in August we'll be re-releasing an episode from our archive: this week, it's TAPE 118 from Season 1 featuring Mackenzie Jamieson! Our featured performer Jonah chose this as one of his favorite all-time episodes. We'll be rereleasing summer reruns all summer! Stay tuned for another flash from the past next Thursday... (1988 - 2016) Last night, lemmings around the world mourned the death of one of their own: Wind-Sir McCowen, an incubator-to-rags-to-prison story that spanned across multiple accents and a single newspaper. McCowen will best be known as the first child to live in an incubator, the first human to be adopted by lemmings, and the last person to hear acclaimed television actor Kelsey Grammar speak his lines. Her self-titled newspaper has a special issue commemorating her life, sold for two pounds or two shillings, whichever one you got.

a sneak peak of our newest patreon episode - featuring undelivered mail, a slew of world flags, and the Mother Queen herself. Subscribe to our Patreon to listen to full exclusive monthly special episodes, as well as other bonus content!

A biblical story....with a few alterations. Thanks for listening to Season 5!! We'll be back for Season 6 this summer....stay tuned....

(1996 - 2024) Gina Tunis, prankster and software savant, died yesterday in the waste of her own making. Known mainly as the only non-b*tch daughter to two Swedish parents, Tunis went through the world in full throttle attack mode: hiring unqualified people who were fun, avoiding a criminal record, and disrespecting parking lot spots with cows. Alongside her two friends Shawnie and Dave, Tunis attempted to form a trio and build the first meaningful relationships of her life at the time of her death. She will be remembered by her boss who she wanted to kill, and the pranks she executed during the course of her short life - arsonists all over town will burn down domiciles as tribute to her life tomorrow night. SEASON FINALE NEXT THURSDAY!

(1994 - 2024) Tannen Baum, heir to the Baum Swamp Water Dynasty from Prussia, died last night in front of a Prussian militia while wearing his beautiful purple ermine robe. Baum, known for his Vermont morality and for resurrecting his family's semi-defunct swamp water company, left no stone unturned in his pursuit of spreading Prussian nationalism. Despite turning the National and State Park Ranger System into a breeding ground for his new swamp water empire, he will be remembered fondly by Park Ranger Michaels, Park Ranger Michaels' son, and the greater community of Danville VT. Tannen Baum's funeral will be livestreamed during the 6:30pm national TV slot of Nightly News with Prussian Holt and Prussian Williams. New episode Thursday!

(2006 - 2024) Miami Wednesday, one of the last high schoolers from Schenoodle, Ohio, passed away far from home last night. Famed for being the only teenager in Schenoodle to smoke pot, Miami was born destined to be in Boston, struggling for the whole of her short life to get to the East Coast. Despite her fascination with hair and makeup, Miami was trapped by both the pastoral confines of rural Ohio, and the shadow of her wig-smelling brother Kevin. She will be remembered for her persistence, her love of leprechauns, and her abrasive curse words. You can read her funeral via Stenographer's transcript sometime later this week. New episode Thursday!

a sneak peak of our new patreon episode!! this episode is an original demo we recorded while developing the podcast in 2020...with the role of God and Devil flipped and a hilarious performance by former guest Sam Myers. you can catch Sam's new play THE VICKY ARCHIVES at The Tank from April 18th - May 18th!

(1999 - 2024) Patricia Avocado, semi-famous YouTuber and "man on the street", passed away last night in front of her almost 1000 family members and a few crusted pieces of frozen Stouffers Mac n' Cheese. Despite wandering around grad schools for years, Avocado was a self-taught filmmaker and interviewer known for her quick wit and totally unrelated questions. She will be remembered for proving the famous Dr. Peanut theory that everyone is related to an Avocado, and her ex-girlfriend will be churning colonial butter in Williamsburg to commemorate Patricia's death. New episodes every Thursday!

( ∞ - ∞+73) Noah, the dude from the Ark, passed away like 5 millennia ago after marrying off every single potential species of animal in semi-alphabetical order. Known as an acquaintance then a work friend then as a friend-friend to God, Noah spent his life searching for connections with men his age. Despite a robust social life playing Olde Rugby, Noah often felt alone and abandoned by his peers - seeking comfort and solace at home with his wife and three sons, all of which have names. You can read more about Noah in the Bible, or on Wikipedia, or anywhere other than this podcast, really. New Episodes Every Thursday!!

(1990 - 2024) Ava Marcus, known for knowing everyone, passed away this morning on the island of Arach-No - alongside 1,000 spiky creatures, Michael Phelps, and a handful of high-powered bank executives. As an entrepreneur / kneecap separation advocate, Ava developed a type of sparkling water using every spiky fruit known to humankind. She will be remembered by her micropenis boyfriend who will not be named, her best friend Marissa, and the dozens of Uber drivers who will be waiting to drive her to her eternal destination. Funeral will be held everywhere, as Ava knew everyone. In real life you can follow Taylor Graves on TikTok and Instagram (@tayleeg). Next episode Thursday!

(17yrs before 1964 - 2024) Gladys McKnight, famed divorcée from the state of Ohio, passed away last night at the place where her life truly began: Billy's Biker Bar. After splitting from husbands Karl, Sir Ian, and Petey (and wives Jennifer and Michelle), Gladys eventually found long-term love in her long-term mentor Johnny - whose five tattooed rules Gladys lived by until the day she died. Despite always running away, Gladys never ran from the innermost feelings tucked away in her heart, changing societal values and legal rules regarding marriage and divorce in the state of Ohio. Funeral services will be held at LeBron James' house. Dinner will be served at 7pm sharp. Don't be f***ing late.

(1966 - 2024) Craig Foibles, famed woodworker who won recognition for his life-size replicas of weapons of antiquity, passed away in an exceptionally unnatural way last night on the boat he built for his mother. Encouraged from a young age with a hefty parental investment, Foibles wandered his way into an industry that valued the artistry of his woodwork more than the functionality. Despite his frequent pushbacks against being influenced, Foibles came under the patronage of famed collector-billionaire Uncle Mike: a collaboration that led to some of the greatest wood-weapons ever made by mankind. If you'd like to give back to the Foibles family, please purchase his posthumous self-help book where half the pages are empty. New episode Thursday! (and in real life, you can follow Tom Mezger on Insta @tmezmoney and see him in The Trojans at Loading Dock Theater on May 18th and 19th)

(1982 - 2008) Emerald Smithstein, politically persuadable choir singer from Dubuque, passed away last night beneath the stars and stripes of the Iowa Caucuses. An academic gem, Smithstein studied both electioneering-avoidance and connotation-linguistics at the University of Iowa, eventually blending the two to form a unique political foundation that helped guide her through the tough presidential decisions of the early 2000's. She will be remembered by her parents, Jade and Topaz (who are starting a Democratic SuperPAC in her name), as well as her volunteer colleagues in the Singing Betty Choir. To attend funeral services next week, please contact Prof. GobKnob, who is running the RSVP list to Emerald's memorial and will be making snarky remarks drawn from connotations based on your last name when you arrive. New episode next Thursday.

ADAM AND EVE (∞ - 9700 BCE), arguably the first human beings brought into existence, died about 9,700 years ago after a mysterious explosion in the Garden of Eden. The original sinners, their lives were intertwined with a strange, time-forgotten being named Fred, who ushered in the age of humanity with both a lethargic voice and semi-aquatic disposition. Despite discovering the names of maybe six types of apples and smoking the first joint in all eternity, Adam and Eve were unable to crack the code of easy living, and were eventually spurned from their sacred home by both God and some red-horned guy from Louisiana. You can find them today floating somewhere in the afterlife, along with a perky nicotine-addicted armadillo they befriended all those years ago. New episode Thursday!

Mickey Mouse and Andy Cohen present: a love triangle that spans the space/time continuum, an electromagnetic pulse that's set in Times Square, and Season Five of Exit Interview, premiering Thursday February 15th. Happy New Year!!!

a creepy tale about love, the search for a significant other, and the beheading of ex-wives. We'll see you soon for EXIT INTERVIEW Season Five. happy halloween !!!!!

We'll see you in November for Season Five...

(1995 - 2023) Antonio James, the man with two first names, died yesterday in front of Anderson Cooper and a bunch of knife-peddling ghosts. A fanatic of Presidential Tenders and Vice Presidential members, James will forever be known as a Washington, D.C. novice turned political supernova, an undecided think tank participant who took the capital city by storm, a high school hero who hated his high school friends. Feared by inanimate objects and robots everywhere, the one day reign of Antonio James will either be written about in history as a one-off anomaly, or as a trailblazing meteor destined to make the future. (IRL you can catch Tucker Iverson at his monthly show "Work/Life Balance", or his NYC-based improv team Go Dummy).

Vacay time for your two favorite podcasting deities. We'll see you next Thursday!! Subscribe to our Patreon if you wanna hear some exclusive EXIT INTERVIEW episodes....just search EXIT INTERVIEW on Patreon.com.

(1996 - 2023) Anya Swiss, world-class pilot and fleshlight model, died a few days ago in her own vaginal cavity. Yes, you read that right. She died in a model of her own making. Ms. Swiss, known as the top airline pilot for Wow Airlines, will be forever remembered for her contributions to the sky, her innovative no-wheel flying techniques, and her collaboration with Elon Musk. Her funeral will be held Thursday, where her ashes will be fired out of a fleshlight cannon. New episode next Thursday!

Listen as Hades takes a tour of Hell through the lives of three forgotten souls - a story of meatball rivers, talking squirrels, and good old fashioned revenge. New episode next Thursday!

Subscribe to hear The Grand Delilah (episode two) in September, only at patreon.com/EXITINTERVIEW : a couple whose relationship is on the rocks. An old, forgotten hotel. The city of Philadelphia. What more could you want from a story? What more do you need? Buy some merch while you're at it. See you next week.

(1994 - 2023) Akshay Johnson, known as the Grand Poobah to about four people, hit eternal paradise last week after a power struggle with his long-lost half-brother Garrett. As a human church, Johnson was under constant incompetent scrutiny by the IRS for a litany of financial crimes and tax evasion - but don't worry, murder charges were off the table. Surrounded at death by his friends and parishioners Rad, Tad, Bad, and unconscious Jerry, Johnson will be remembered for his improbable religious views and his impromptu booze-filled prayer sessions held at numerous sports stadiums across the tri-state area. Johnson's funeral will be held at Madison Square Garden in the nosebleeds, where Bud Lights will be shotgunned and properly-spiced fried chicken will be served.

(2011 - 2023) Twitter, the human embodiment of the social media app Twitter, died yesterday after being betrayed by both her friend Instagram and her adoptive father Elon Musk (pronounced Elon Musk). Although no one knew of her existence, she played a role in each of our tweeting lives, ultimately dying without ever speaking for herself. Twitter will be remembered by her friends Etsy, Venmo, and Facebook, and her funeral has already happened - somewhere in the World Wide Web at veelincecomedy.com - new episode Thursday.

(2001 - 2023) Steven Shkreli, the young founder of Soldman Gachs II, died last night after a classic sticks-n-stones battle over the soul. A titan of the Wall Street/Another One industry - and progeny of a famous financial family - Steven will forever be linked with his older brother Martin, his ruthless merger philosophy, his use of of LLC's, and the single donation he made to that orphanage down the street. He hopes this podcast finds you well. Steven's funeral will be held on Tuesday at the local Chop't, with a wordless live performance by Drake. New episode next Thursday.

(1997-2023) Lucas Maraschino, future martyr for a new religion and high school co-ed field hockey star, died yesterday after being spiced out of his mind. A senior boy’s boy and aspirational prankster, Lucas will be remembered for his loitering of the high school parking lot, his single fingernail nail polish application, and his dedication to his boys Brendan and JT. His funeral will be held in the Mangled Church this evening. New episode this Thursday!

(1989 - 2023) Kevin Plum DDS died last night, hoofs and all, in the hometown state he grazed on and braced on: sweet home Nebraska. Known for his acceptance of his mother's vanity-saving invention "the moving brace", his innovative dental practice hired people literally off the street and changed the course of many a molar. In recent years, Dr. Plum reached the zenith of dental fame, landing spots on People Magazine and The Seth Molar Show. He had quite the life - starting off his human career as an animal and ending as a dental deity. He will be remembered by his six sorta-feral siblings, his parents, and some weird antelope named Judy that keeps yowling his name. New episodes every Thursday. Thank you to Sam Myers!

bootsthehousedownslayqueen. Featuring Chris Quazzo (IG/TikTok/Twitter @quazzmodo), Tricia Crimmins, Ian Erickson, Liam Faigen (IG/Twitter @liamfaigen). Happy Pride....we'll see you next week!

The Gods, they will be judged. Welcome to Season Four of EXIT INTERVIEW.

The pod from God and the Devil is back - with all new guests, all new improv, and a looming existential threat that might bring down the entire afterlife. New episodes every Thursday starting June 15th. Listen anywhere you listen to podcasts.

Thank you all for Season Three. We'll see you in May for Season Four of Exit Interview.

(1980-1995) - Maxie Orgoin, 15 year old with robust spoken word abilities and a sonorous droning monotone voice, died last night trying to defy both a genetic prophecy and the expectations of the adults around her. A camper at heart, but a counselor by trade, Maxie was ready to party and also that other thing. She will be remembered by her tattooed friends, by her father Garlance (yes, that Garlance), and by her 1995 technological instruments. Her Drown A Bunch of Kids chromosome will be sold at auction by Katie Couric and Josh Groban in order to pay for her funeral. Siamsoing, Pennsylvania Garlances Spoken Word

(1925 - 2023) Little Sheila Rosenmeyer, damn near a centenarian, died last night outside her own home on the way to being published as a book. In a life that spanned the width of the 20th century, and punctuated by years filled with historic events, Little Sheila was best known as the large-headed amish retiree of Yonkers. Born in the year of The Great Gatsby, married on the day President Kennedy was assassinated, and buried during the Covid-19 pandemic, Rosenmeyer left behind no will and no modern tools. She will be published by the F. Scott Fitzgerald estate in June of 2025.

(1992 - 2023) Martha Josephina, the darling of the Saturday Night Fever Anniversary Tradition and husband to that Honey Baby Sex Guy, died last night during her town's first annual Saturday Night Fever Celebration that maybe was a setup for a criminal sting operation. Josephina, mother of six kids pre-k, was known to rattle the house: scaring both neighbors and family members alike. She ostracized her apparently less-talented children, and had a penchant for holding personally intrusive people in her social orbit. Her funeral will be paid for by Bob's College of Nollege, and her one successful daughter Julie will give the eulogy.

Kenneth Cooperman (1975 - 2022) and Ollie Cooperman (1975 - 2022), twins at birth but opposites till the end, died without ever leaving their home state of Florida and without ever not loving the same woman. Tallahassee natives who had different interests but the same trivia team, the brothers Cooperman could be seen never together: Kenneth always shredding the Gulf of Mexico on his hoverboat "Sleek Ocean Sleeker #445", and Kenneth tucking himself into a corner of his home library to dive into a book. Which is why their death at the same time and place seems so strange...so strange...donations to be Zelled to the Farley Brothers, not for a boat, but for a name.

(1994 - 2023) Karen (no, not that Karen) died. She didn't want to be known. All she wrote in her will was one name: a name that sends shudders down this humble obituarist's shoulders, a name that tingles my mind and stretches my spine, a name that resounds in my mind even as I type these words, a name that you all must already know..... the name of our beloved leader: KARL.

(1981 - 2022) Ralph Clemens, known as the talent behind Ralph Clemens, LLC, died last night doing what he loved: ignoring his family and indulging in his work on the stage. Known for his sharp fingers and bonsai-like wit, Clemens is credited for ushering in a new era of theater involving detailed live hedges, flowers, and greenery - inspiring a generation of niche live performance laborers. Unfortunately, however, there's no sunlight in a theater. His family business, although slightly wilted, is still alive and well. Water them on their GoFundMe page or find their website using that strange Pappy GPS.

A trio of prayers, intertwined. Listen along as God, the Devil, and Jesus Christ fulfill their New Year's Resolution and change the lives of a family of faithful down on earth. New episode next Thursday !

A story as old as God and the Devil: four ghosts, three meatloafs, two Bostonians, and one happy ending. New episode Thursday. Happy Holidays 🥹

(1995-2022) Blake Boulder, dog-lover and lover-of-dog(s), died last night in the Survivor season finale that has gripped America. Competing with all of their employees from the Happy Fun and Hip Dog Grooming Salon vs members of the Normal Tribe, Blake was known as a challenge wimp but a strategic wizard, melding naive playmaking with shrewd friendship moves. Blake will be remembered by Benji, their dog and totally not anything else, and Joe Biden, who will be delivering a eulogy at the White House after 39 days away from office. Jeff Probst will be lighting an eternal flame torch in Blake's memory. On earth, you can check out Nathan Pearson performing on their podcast "Secure the Bag"..........new episode of Exit Interview next Thursday.

A special rerelease of the film "Minions: Rise of Gru", featuring five additional minions held hostage on a rollercoaster shaped like their bodies.

( 1987 - 2022) The king is dead: God Norman Smith, complacent deity tyrant of the Cat Underworld™, died last night surrounded by his onetime followers. Cult-leader? Yes. Feeder of felines? Yes. Lover of repetitive noises? Absolutely. Norman Smith will be remembered for his quick assumption of power, for his distinctive cat piss smell, and for his passivity when it came to domestic boundaries. His funeral will be held at the Onomatopoeia Cafe, and his skeleton will be brought down to the Cat Underworld™ and laid on the Throne of the Tyrant. New episode Thursday.

A murder on Thanksgiving. A sparsely populated town with fiercely divided social political and economic philosophies. A free-shooting family that weaves hair blankets. This is the "DICK WHISTLES: MURDEROUS WHISPERS" podcast, and we are pleased to present to you episode one, "SHOOTING BLANKETS: the Serrano Family Thanksgiving Murder Mystery". Gobble Gobble.

(1975 - 2022) Paula DeLuca, that semi-degenerate Long Island mom whose passion for both gambling and intimate neighborly friendship led to the dismantling of her tranquil suburban home life, died last night in the arms of the woman she loved and on the floor of the only public place she ever felt truly comfortable in. DeLuca will be remembered for kind of being all in your face at all times, for parading around National Parks with her best friend Kathy, and for draining local bars of all their wine. Her funeral will be held at the former location of Jake's 58 off Exit 58 - which is now just a beer vendor stand. Bring kids. No Switches allowed. feat: KITTY REYNOLDS - Paula DeLuca WILL KOLLER - Will / Detective #2 TRICIA CRIMMINS - Kathy / Teacher JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Detective #3 / Bert DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Jake from Jake's 58 On Earth, you can catch Kitty Reynolds on TikTok ( @reformedhotgirl), Instagram (@kitreynolds), or IRL every Tuesday at Aggressively Chill @ Gold Sounds Bar in Bushwick, NYC. music by GREG BERG theme song by AARON SHAPIRO new episode thursdayyyyy

(1992 - 2022) Marina Staunchly, the fiery incandescent ethno-centrist philosophy professor pawning off anti-South Carolina rhetoric to those poor college kids down near Charleston, was found dead last night along with a heap of her loyal fawning flip-flop-less followers. They will be remembered for their inability to compromise, their relentless dogged search for regional purity, and their solid relationship with their professors. Their funeral will be held on Tuesday: government ID required to enter, unless you work for Fox News. Certain states not allowed. feat: HANNAH GOLUB - Marina Staunchly TRICIA CRIMMINS - Sarah / Professor Benoit WILL KOLLER - Tucker Carlson / Principal Jones JOHN GOODMAN - The Devil / Mirtha DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Lucille / Professor Sorbonne music by GREG BERG theme song by AARON SHAPIRO new episode thursday

(1995 - 2022) Clematis Pitch, local sorta nobody and daughter to that weird family that feeds animals to other animals then eats those animals, died yesterday in the arms of yet another therapist. Pitch was known for her love of duck rice rolls, her penchant for free range poultry, and for her aggressive dating tactics. Her maid of honor Tanya will be clucking out her eulogy on Friday - and her dad will be eating lizards in the corner - but you can pay tribute by donating to her craps fund on kickstarter. Next episode Thursday. feat: LUCY BLEHAR - Clematis Pitch WILL KOLLER - Jesus Christ / Mark JOHN GOODMAN - the Devil / Derek DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Tonya On earth, you can catch Lucy Blehar on Twitter (@lucyblehar), TikTok and IG (@lucyblee). Her comedy show Titty Committee goes up on December 1st at El Cid - and you can also listen to her band BIG SIS (@big____sis). theme song by Aaron Shapiro

A mysterious neighbor, hiding in his run-down mansion....two trick or treaters, costumed up for some fun-sized candy bars....an alien support group, destined to discover the truth on Halloween...and one nipple-eyed alien bullfrog. Welcome back to EXIT INTERVIEW. Help us usher in Season Three with this surprise Halloween special, and listen to find out where your fav deities have been for the past year !! And we'll see you on Thursday, November 3rd, for the SEASON THREE premiere of EXIT INTERVIEW. Stay spooky. feat: JOHN GOODMAN - Detective Jeffries / Devil TRICIA CRIMMINS - Mom / Berk / Patrick JONAH - Robbie / Dylan WILL KOLLER - Old Man Willikers / Detective Martino DAN KUAN PEEPLES - Randy / Cheesy Puffs / God music by Greg Berg theme song by Aaron Shapiro

HaPpY HaLLoWeEn!! There's a ghost down on Earth, causing mayhem in Wilmington, Pennsylvania. Join Papa Skeletons and his in-costume comrade Leaf as they spend All Saints' Eve tearing through the Kingdom of Coal, learning about the life of former-cult-leader-turned-god-turned-ghost King Larry: a tale of intellect, a tale of love, a tale of competing podcast hosts who interview birds. Stay tuned for the premiere of Season 3 - coming in a few weeks! WILL KOLLER - Papa Skeletons & Garson HANNAH ALBERTINE - Leaf DAN KUAN PEEPLES - King Larry JOHN GOODMAN - Devil & Michael Barbaro TRICIA CRIMMINS - Malice & Ira Glass JONAH - Alice & Terry Gross theme song by AARON SHAPIRO an ELEVATOR pod

They're gone. Find out what happened to your favorite deities on THURSDAY OCTOBER 28th - for the premiere of EXIT INTERVIEW SEASON THREE. And thanks for listening to Season Two. We'll see you soon... TRICIA CRIMMINS as Stork HANNAH ALBERTINE as Gazorp JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Larry DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & Miranda theme song by AARON SHAPIRO additional music composed by GREG BERG an ELEVATOR pod

(1991 - 2021) What a thriller this was. Marcus Chennedy, descendant of the famed Chennedy political family, was found dead last night outside of the Capitol building during a rainstorm in the city of transience. Chennedy, known for creating the "Boss B***h Campaign" that has sprung his aunt Senator Karen Chennedy headfirst into the 2024 Presidential Race, was often seen wandering the statuary hall of the Capitol, sometimes whispering sweet nothings to the cement lookalikes of his descendants. Weird, yes. But even weirder is the statue of Marcus that miraculously appeared last night on the top of the Capitol dome after his death. Welcome to Washington, D.C. Copies of the Washington Post containing encrypted messages about the Chennedy Family Secret will be distributed at his funeral. ft. TIM PLATT as Marcus Chennedy HANNAH ALBERTINE as Jessica Chennedy & Teacher TRICIA CRIMMINS as Sharon Chennedy & Lily JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Lobbyist DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & Jonas theme song by AARON SHAPIRO an ELEVATOR pod

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( ? - ? ) Gloopo, the magician, died and came back to life last night because of chili. Little is known about his life except for one fateful hour when he went from part-time barista to full-time magician, resurrecting dead veterans at the Fargo American Legion. We don’t know if he’s dead or alive, but we do know that he will be a fashion icon for years to come. Yum. ft. NATE STEPHENSON as Gloopo the Magician TRICIA CRIMMINS as Samantha the Wise JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Maurice & Samuel DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & Matthius theme song by AARON SHAPIRO an ELEVATOR pod

(1980 - 2021) Ellen Schmidt, known as Director Schmidt to the kids she led in her middle school drama class, died during the premiere performance of her original show "Little Shop of Horrors x Rube Goldberg". Dedicated to the ancient art of performance, Schmidt waged a war against her mortal enemy and middle school physics teacher Mr. Crosbone before realizing that her destiny was to bring the arts and sciences together on top of one denim-and-leather-laden stage. Her funeral will be started with the launch of a cannon into a horse carrying a bundle of water down a stream, hitting a row of dominoes, dropping ten pounds of ropes onto a forklift that will drive her coffin into the grave. No mops allowed. and many thanks to NICK AUER, who provided music for this episode! ft. ABBY ZWETCHKENBAUM as Ellen Schmidt & Mop HANNAH ALBERTINE as Mr. Crosbond & Bobby JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Joey DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & The Brothers Wu theme song by AARON SHAPIRO an ELEVATOR pod

(2000 - 2021) Purell, that mermaid tucked beneath a layer of trash in the Long Island Sound, the owner of the Michelin-star underwater restaurant "Mike's", and also the collector of human detritus, died in her restaurant last night while celebrating her success with her family. Despite enduring trans-continental commutes during her college years and mermaid-biases throughout her career, Pearl grew to become a businessmermaid and inspiration to her entire species and community. Her funeral will be held with scuba gear in the Long Island Sound, and if ya can't make it - just tune into Dolph Lundren's station. Or Jerry FishFins. Or Ricky ManArms. Or Neptune's podcast "SeaTimeTalk". WHITNEY DILLON as Pearl & Cheryl WILL KOLLER as Aquafur & Neptune & Ricky ManArms JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Dolph Lundren & Jerry FishFins DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & Mike & Mark the Monkfish theme song by AARON SHAPIRO an ELEVATOR pod

(1921 - 1971) Dusted this tape cassette off the shelf for this week's episode: Grace, also known as Myra Tiana, also known as Meredith, died while drinking and smoking with her lover-pigeon at her one-person show. A performer who flocked to the spotlight of the stage in the early 1940's, Grace became the envy of a laundry list of understudies who periodically and half-heartedly tried to kill her. She will be remembered by the birds she loved, by the songs she howled, and by her representation of a classical trans-Atlantic accent. Her performances will be forgotten in probably like a year or two, but her oversized personality will long be remembered by her parents and friends. ft. HANNAH SOLOW as Grace TRICIA CRIMMINS as Grisbelda & Cholera JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Kelsey W DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & Billy Bob Jones theme song by AARON SHAPIRO an ELEVATOR pod

(1994 - 2021) Mikey "Yekim" Elliot - maker of flans, party comrade of the old folks home, savior of Oahu - died last night after finally completing his lifelong odyssey for a bachelor's degree. Known for attending as many colleges as he had years in his life, Elliot was known for bringing to light the new scientific research showing the effects that flans have on octopus mating. His funeral will be hosted by the Old Folks home and held at the club, and attendants of other funerals will be able to transfer to Mikey's if they like. ft. BRENNEN MALONE as Mikey Elliot TRICIA CRIMMINS as Professor Slice & TA Jerry JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Lespinasse DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & Professor 10tacles theme song by AARON SHAPIRO an ELEVATOR pod

Chris Crumley died months ago, but it took months for a rescue crew to retrieve his body from the bowels of the earth. Here's his story. ft. JONAH as Chris Crumley WILL KOLLER as Dave Bosnia JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Monsieur Serbia DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & Margaux theme song by AARON SHAPIRO an ELEVATOR pod

(1963 - 2015) Jim S*****, former vice principal and current Interim Principal of OJ Simpson Memorial Middle School, died last night trying to sell off-brand milk to people who were not who they said they were. S*****, leader of the cultish after-school group called the S********, led OJ Simpson Memorial through multiple turbulent name changes as the school and students dealt with their namesake's confusing and polarizing history, eventually watching as a faction of his own cult splintered to create a separate educative commune. He will forever be known as the man who ran the S******, the man who discovered mooj, and the man who led the s******** in the war against the Hard-ons. Cheers and happy Thursday. ft. RODERICK o'TOOLE as Jim S***** TRICIA CRIMMINS as "Darlene" Morris "The Mask" Morris JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Officer Sanchez DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & Millard theme song by AARON SHAPIRO an ELEVATOR pod

(1992 - 2021) Ariana Carbonara, Yelp Influencer and polyamorous entrepreneur, died with her lovers on top of her last night in a basement bowling alley in her hometown of Tulsa, Oklahoma. Known for writing scathing reviews about almost every food venue in town, Carbonara was engaged in the process of opening up her own reviewing app - Yelp for Poly People - aimed at judging the capability of different lovers when she kicked the proverbial bucket. Carbonara will be remembered by the consumers of her new app, by her six-plus lovers, and by the donut surf-and-turf shops that closed due to her negative reviews. ft. TAYLOR BLACKBURN as Ariana Carbonara JONAH as Boss & Jett JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Vincenzo from Pisa DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & Reggie theme song by AARON SHAPIRO an ELEVATOR pod

(2001 - 2026) Jean Goodie - sculptor of root vegetables, emptier of toilets, sister to a hand-walker - died while weaving a corporate food truck through a flurry of cop cars and schoolbuses last night. A rejector of the monopolistic American status quo, Jean found time to reconnect with her family at the end of her life - gaining newfound love for her corporate-libertarian mother and sister. A shrine of her sunset potatoes will be on display at the Idaho Plumbing Trade School, until they get bought up and used by the local McDonalds. ft. WHITNEY LEES as Jean Goodie WILL KOLLER as Papa Goodie JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Mama Goodie DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & Sarah Cindy & Dean Borinquen theme song by Aaron Shapiro an ELEVATOR pod

( 1992 - 2021 ) John Goodman, the King of Creams, died this morning in Guam after being stabbed in the back while lying down on an acupuncture table. Known for his sonorous pitch-voice and his entrepreneurial ability to sell, John Goodman - no, not the famous actor Goodman - and no, not the famous podcaster Goodman - had recently landed a major sponsorship at the Third Annual Acupuncturist Convention in Guam, premiering a film promoting his products called "Acupuncture Island". His memorial has already been held on a deserted island in the Pacific, but you can buy his creams that look an awful lot like CBD at Walgreens and Ulta Beauty. ft. CAEL SCHWARTZ as John Goodman TRICIA CRIMMINS as Grace & Mr. Denise JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Lionel DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & Jen & Reggie theme song by Aaron Shapiro additional music by Greg Berg an ELEVATOR pod

No obituary today - just the story of three brothers in a bar, toying over a marbled fortune. Enjoy. TRICIA CRIMMINS as Tony Mancala HANNAH ALBERTINE as Susie Jane WILL KOLLER as George & Georgie Mancala JONAH as Tattoo Guy & Ronnie Mancala JOHN GOODMAN as Devil DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God

(1983 - 2021) Kip Pinman, local nobody, died last night alongside former Twitter C-Suite member Felix Kaplan and disgraced baseball player Barry Bonds. Known for slapping stingrays and kayaking outside baseball games in the San Francisco Bay, Kip didn't do much with his life. He will be remembered for starting a fish clothing line that seemed real close to a fish clothing line started by Mr. Gucci, and for having a starring role in the documentary film "Aquarium Hell: Bad Aquarium". His funeral will be held at Jack Ryan's Backyard Aquarium, and will be live-tweeted by Carlito Gucci (@carlito_911_otilrac). Cheers. ft. MAX KNOBLAUCH as Kip Pinman & Carlito TRICIA CRIMMINS as Felix Kaplan JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Mr. Gucci DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & Barry Bonds theme song by Aaron Shapiro additional music by Greg Berg an ELEVATOR pod

( 1993 - 2021 ) Karen Von Trapp, the last trapper of the famed Von Trapp trapping family, shed her mortal soul yesterday doing the thing she loved best: trapping. Equipped with a preternatural skill for finding the most exotic animals on the planet, Von Trapp's life was a series of lustful traps: a constant search for a plethora of animals, for two-month love affairs, and for the approval of her demanding father. Her name will forever be enshrined in the hall of fame of animal trappers, and her tranquilizer gun and hunting net will be on permanent display at the Los Angeles Zoo - along with the hundreds of species of whales that she captured during her time at sea. RIP. ft. MAYA WILSON - Karen Von Trapp JONAH - Mr. Daytona & Hugh's Mom JOHN GOODMAN - Devil & Hugh & Willem DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God & D'Arnesto Von Trapp theme song by Aaron Shapiro an ELEVATOR pod

( 1972 - 2021 ) Jerry Atwater, the lonesome naked bod that used to sling hot dogs on 42nd Street before going to Arizona and finding himself on a peyote trip, died last night suffocated in a pile of his own supply of dirty water dogs. Atwater, the son of a famous chestnut vendor, spent the past six years of his life on a personal journey as he walked from Arizona to New York City - meeting a string of slightly-deranged and vaguely real characters along the way. In recent days, Atwater became known as the primetime guest on world-reknowned psychiatrist Marvin Bland's tv show "Blands with Bland", where both his mind and his naked bod were examined by a live studio audience. Atwater's hot dog stall will be draped in flowers and burned in a pyre of peyote and cactus as a memorial to his life this weekend. ft. SAM JAMES as Jerry Atwater HANNAH ALBERTINE as Flam & Stillwater JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Dr. Marvin Bland DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & Scout theme song by AARON SHAPIRO an ELEVATOR pod

(1984 - 2021) Sandy, well-known star of the MYAN ON WIRE trilogy, died last night while making an emotional monologue on a tightrope after eating ice cream and punching a dragon. Long respected by Hollywood for her willingness to fling her bod into reckless and unbelievably dangerous stunts, Sandy will be forever remembered as the woman who brought two-story buildings to her hometown of Myan, Ohio. A parade of cats walking down catwalks perched on Main Street is planned this Friday, as well as a twenty-four hour stream of all of her films and stunts. ft. MAX PENDERGAST as SANDY WILL KOLLER as Lily JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Jacques DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & David theme song by AARON SHAPIRO an ELEVATOR pod ft. MAX PENDERGAST as Sandy WILL KOLLER as JOHN GOODMAN as DAN KUAN PEEPLES as

(1995 - 2021) Derek Darquilin, descendant of the ancient feudal family of Darquilin, died last night surrounded by both a militia of angry neighbors and his family of living and non-living relatives. Although the family currently sells banana-shaped corn and raises a stable of ancient meat-filled horses, the Darquilins were at one time known for their ongoing feud with their English rivals, the family Snatchoreikers (s-n-a-t-c-h-o-r-e-i-k-e-r-s), famous for their amateur squabble in 1383 AD at the Battle of Blood River. Derek, however, possessed none of the wartime qualities of his ancestors. He will be remembered for very little, besides forgetting his sisters name, his tendency to digress into family lore, and his ineptness as a family vegetable salesman. His ghost will be at his funeral on Friday. ft. CHRIS QUAZZO as Derek Darquilin & Dutchess Gertrude TRICIA CRIMMINS as Stathy Darquilin & Steve JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Sir Patrick Darquilin DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & Grandma Shathy theme song by Aaron Shapiro an ELEVATOR pod

It's showtime. Season Two of EXIT INTERVIEW picks up where Season One ended: with the death of Jenny Slenderbye, the release of 20 tape cassette episodes of EXIT INTERVIEW, and the chase for more content... Welcome to Season Two. We're thrilled to have you back. WILL KOLLER as Joey Slenderbye HANNAH ALBERTINE as Francesco Bariano JONAH as Frankie Bariano TRICIA CRIMMINS as Priest Horns / Jenny Slenderbye / Spouses JOHN GOODMAN as Devil / Spouses DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God / Crendelthorn / The Wall

STARTING APRIL 22nd: the moral arc of the universe returns to tape-cassette airwaves next week for SEASON TWO of EXIT INTERVIEW: twenty episodes filled with a cast of newly-deceased guests, returning characters, and your two favorite deity co-hosts determining destinies and filling your ears with heavenly improv. New episodes every Thursday. an ELEVATOR pod Theme Song by AARON SHAPIRO

(15 August 1769 - 5 May 1821) Au revoir.

Mr. Diagbone presents: some of our favorite Season One Moments. Watch out for Season TWO, premiering on APRIL 22nd. And if you missed any of these episodes, check them out in the feed below! This week's Greatest Hits features TRICIA CRIMMINS, as: an alt-masc baseball-playing chianti-guzzling ghost the inventor of the self-driving car a pair of potentially potent twin robots a poop-lover who gets a job shoveling poop a Priest who marries inter-species a promoter of the game Tycoon Tycoon™ Theme Song by AARON SHAPIRO an ELEVATOR pod

Mr. Diagbone presents: some of our favorite Season One Moments. Watch out for Season TWO, premiering on APRIL 22nd. And if you missed any of these episodes, check them out in the feed below! This week's Greatest Hits features JONAH, as: a betraying co-pilot brother a hypeman for the Sydney Airport a Chianti-serving librarian an inventor of the self-driving bike a self-promoting poop-boss a friendly Irish avocado vendor Theme Song by AARON SHAPIRO an ELEVATOR pod

Mr. Diagbone presents: some of our favorite Season One Moments. Watch out for Season TWO, premiering on APRIL 22nd. And if you missed any of these episodes, check them out in the feed below! This week's Greatest Hits features HANNAH ALBERTINE, as: a mother with a lover-filled past (TAPE 106) a vengeful first mate (TAPE 119) a hellish parent testifying (TAPE 119) a bartending Cupid (TAPE 112) a vlogging superstar (TAPE 112) Theme Song by AARON SHAPIRO an ELEVATOR pod

Mr. Diagbone presents: some of our favorite Season One moments. Watch out for Season TWO, premiering on APRIL 22nd. And if you missed any of these episodes, check them out in the feed below! This week's Greatest Hits features WILL KOLLER, as: an energetic pilot (TAPE 101) a chopped-off toe (TAPE 102) a pumpkin-headed skeleton (TAPE 103) a prophetic movie producer (TAPE 104) and an office intern stuck between gumballs and a hard place (TAPE 117) Theme Song by AARON SHAPIRO an ELEVATOR pod

It's here. The finale of Exit Interview Season One. Lean in at the deathbed of Jenny Slenderbye and listen to her story - our story - of how all of these podcast episodes made their way from God and the Devil onto tape cassettes and then landed directly into your ears. We'll be back on APRIL 22nd 2021 for the premiere of season two. Thanks for listening to season one. See you soon . . . ft. TRICIA CRIMMINS - Jenny Slenderbye JONAH - Nurse / Mr. Diagbone HANNAH ALBERTINE - Agent Francesco WILL KOLLER - Mr. Horseradish / Sarah JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Charles Brooklyn DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Ryan Poolfloat

(1987 - 2021) Baab Murphy, animal trainer for the stars, died at sea in a landlocked state yesterday. Known for his work making the pets of celebrities swim, Murphy was carving a path inland toward the love of his life at the time of his passing. He will be missed dearly by his boss Captain Steve, his numerous lovers lined up along the Bering Strait, and by his hundred moles who will sing a mournful song from now till sundown. This episode is sponsored by: NO MOLE SPRAY MASTERCLASS ft. NICK AUER - Baab Murphy / Mikey Mike HANNAH ALBERTINE - Sandra / Petunia / Samantha JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Capt. Steve DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Mapboy Steve Theme Song by AARON SHAPIRO an ELEVATOR pod

(1988 - 2016) Last night, lemmings around the world mourned the death of one of their own: Wind-Sir McCowen, an incubator-to-rags-to-prison story that spanned across multiple accents and a single newspaper. McCowen will best be known as the first child to live in an incubator, the first human to be adopted by lemmings, and the last person to hear acclaimed television actor Kelsey Grammar speak his lines. Her self-titled newspaper has a special issue commemorating her life, sold for two pounds or two shillings, whichever one you got. This episode is sponsored by: Donny’s Avocados ft. MACKENZIE JAMIESON - Wind-Sir / Fleming JONAH - Old Crouchy / Viscount de Beaumarchais JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Capt. Harold / Elizabeth DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Lord Buckets / Lukey Theme Song by AARON SHAPIRO an ELEVATOR pod

(2001 - 2029) Lumiere Blaire, the glowing-with-optimism life coach who became prez last week, died outside the White House this morning. She will be remembered as someone who chased her dreams, as someone who left behind a reasonable profession, as someone who became a guru for all of earth’s creatures - regardless of the noises they made. Her funeral has been delayed, but President Chet will be reading aloud an oral history of her life this Tuesday at sunrise by the rechargeable scooter stations on Pennsylvania Avenue. This episode is sponsored by: LUMIERE BLAIRE SPENDS MONEY ON STUFF ft. HANNA ALLERTON - Lumiere Blaire WILL KOLLER - Jeffrey / sponsorship JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Bernie / Earl DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Biden / Chet Theme Song by Aaron Shapiro an ELEVATOR pod

(1994 - 2023) Another day, another death. Track Trick, the individual who lived in the basement of that shack down the street, died last night in an incident one might call not reality. A level-50 Sims player, Track was part of an ostracized community of Gaymers, existing in that liminal space between Call of Duty and Sam Smith. He will be remembered as a friend to no one, as a son to two NASCAR boomers, and as a loving husband to Spouse 1 - who, in the end, was real after all. Microwave meatloaf will be short-circuited at the funeral as a goodbye snack. ft. MATT GEHRING as Track Trick (On earth, you can catch Matt on Twitter @mattryanx ) This episode is sponsored by: TYCOON TYCOON TRICIA CRIMMINS - Spouse 1 / Trip Trick / sponsor JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Dip Trick DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Microwave theme song by AARON SHAPIRO an ELEVATOR pod

(1984-2020) Faithful septic cleaner and one-time stage actor Luke Tongue passed away last night, APnews reports. You may have never seen him, scrubbing away at your poo in the bowels of the earth, but you probably follow his boss Aaron Lazer on the ‘gram - he makes lots of money, money. Tongue’s monosyllabic meteoric rise as an actor was rivaled only by his reluctance to revisit his thespian past - a past he tried to forget. He is remembered by his daughter Rolf, his best friend Rosh, and the sparkling clean pipes that now pine for the touch of his broom. Maybe this time people will remember him. Maybe not. This episode is sponsored by: SOUNDPROOF AWAY ft. GUNNAR MANCHESTER - Luke Tongue JONAH - Aaron Lazer / sponsorships JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Rolf DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Rosh / Dmitri theme song by AARON SHAPIRO an ELEVATOR pod

(1980 - 2020) Addie Knickerbocker, Head Counselor at Camp *******, died last night in an accident that the CIA is still investigating. A leader at heart - unreasonable on the outside and alone on the inside - Addie abandoned her life of friendship during the early days of her extended CIT-training in order to don the bracelets of a tyrant as new Head Counselor of Camp *******. She will be remembered by the cows on her parents farm (especially the sorta smaller one and sorta larger one that seem to be friends), by her bracelets that pin down the arms of their recipients, and by her ability to write letters in cursive, italics, pig latin, backwards, and in cute hearts. Funeral will be at ******** on ****** *****. ft. ABBY ZWETCHKENBAUM - Addie Knickerbocker WILL KOLLER - Jeffrey / Janet / Listener Call-In's JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Mr. Leonards DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Bilbob / Dunkin Donuts Guy theme music by Aaron Shapiro an ELEVATOR pod

(2020 - 2020) Mr. Larry Earthworm, while slithering his way through a dirty life, could never imagine that he'd have an obituary even in as humble a publication as this. But life is weird like that, and it sometimes provides fertile opportunities for surprise: Larry Earthworm, a worm from the earth, died last night while spinelessly striving to make it in the TikTok world. Over the period of five long days aka one short lifetime, Larry established a robust following, ate loads of dirt, and eventually fell in love with Addison Rae - until he was squashed in a physical death during the throes of some unstable lovemaking. His videos have been archived on @larryeatsdirt on Instagram, TikTok, and Twitch. Any donations can be sent to Uncle Hogan, who lives in that large dirt pile off Exit Five in Staten Island. Sponsored by: JEFF THE PRIEST ft. HOPE FRENCH - Mr. Larry TRICIA CRIMMINS - Addison Rae / Reggie JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Father DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Uncle Hogan theme song by Aaron Shapiro an ELEVATOR pod

!! special holiday episode !! Midnight strikes. Revelry ensues. Confetti floats like diamonds in the night sky. Oh, the pleasures of another revolution round the ol' sun. Oh, the simplicity of celebration. Yep. That's usually how it goes on New Years Eve. But this year, when all the clocks in the world stop just before the midnight hour, things get a little bit complicated for God and the Devil... Join our incompetent banter-filled semi-powerful loser-heroes as they get forced to watch two other deities take over their show, host an episode, and potentially alter the decisions made by one very influential mortal: saving a life in the process, saving a world about to party, and saving a cache of beautiful vlogs just waitin' to be filmed - all in a New Year's Eve's work. Thanks for listening the past few weeks - we'll see your eardrums in 2021. HANNAH ALBERTINE - Betty / Cupid JONAH - Timestopper / Dean Dean / Jack the Valet TRICIA CRIMMINS - Mother Nature / PGVG / PBCG WILL KOLLER - Tooth Fairy / Father to J JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Donovan Kass DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Mothers theme song by AARON SHAPIRO an ELEVATOR pod