ExoSquad Goals

Barca, your star shone too bright on the darkness of space. In this episode we say goodbye to our dear pirate spy/friend, talk about smooth brains, and stupid Venus, always VENUS. We also talk about the Space Olympics, Ryan's Law of Lasers (applied) and more! Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies

Tyree and Able Squad are throwing a killer party, and Shiva and his nerd friend want in! What CRAZY hijinks will take place? Will Shiva get a dance with his secret crush? Will a horde of raptor men kill everyone with acid? In this episode: JT Marsh holds a grudge, the high ground, and how laser guns really work! Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies

How bad could being stuck in Australia be? Wait, they're Dino Monsters and Crab people? Gross. We get into it about this Maggie and Alec focussed walkabout! In this episode: swimmer's abs, dino-spit, and the air speed velocity of an unladen BAT-MAN (African or European?) Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser: Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies

Those Exo-Dudes take a deep dive...INTO SOME DARK WATER! Like what you heard? Become a supporter on Patreon for more content like this! As mentioned in the episode: PLEASE DONATE TO HELP THOSE IN NEED AFTER THE RECENT HURRICANES! American Red Cross AmeriCares Direct Relief And as a stupid side thing: The Evolution of Arnold Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies

THE HYBRIDS ARE HERE (for better or worse). We're kind of...mixed on how we feel about them. Listen to get THE HOT TAKES! In this episode: Raptor fashion, DNA sourcing and CRAB. PEOPLE. Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies

And we're back, and man, is it a sad one. We say goodbye to a beloved character. Seriously though, this episode is super great, and handles some really heavy topics. Watch it. Find it and watch it! Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies

So man, this escalated quickly. Alice is back in the fold, but will JT play it cool, or will this end in a horrific fireball? The latter, of course, and man, it's hardcore. Plus, we finally realize why O'reilly gets that billing in the opening credits, because she's willing to kill. Also in this episode: musical numbers, excited talking, and where to get takeout in Boston. Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies

When the Rooskies are on the rampage at Lake Placid, there's only one man with a twisted wrister that can save Team USA from defeat: JT MARSH. Things are bad on Venus, but they're even worse in space!?! HOW CAN THAT BE? In this episode: Harry Potter, why Draconis rules, and more!  Also, there's nothing after the end music this week. It'll be back next time. If you have a minute, please consider Len Wein who wrote this episode and passed away last week. Per his fan page on Facebook, if you'd like to make a donation, he was associated with the following charities: "People have been asking about flowers or charities in honor of Len. Flowers are generally not sent for Jewish funerals, I understand. Instead, consider making a donation to Chase Masterson's Pop Culture Hero Coalition, dedicated to ending bullying using superhero stories for inspiration (Len has been involved with the organization from the beginning), Janis Ian's The Pearl Foundation, giving women an opportunity to return to school (Janis has been a dear friend of ours for years and the organization has given almost $1 million in scholarships), the Southern California Golden Retriever Rescue (Ginger & Dexter are alumni), or the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund." - https://www.facebook.com/Len-Wein-Fan-Page-119173621458957/ Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies

Draconis is on a rampage as his kingdom topples around him! We're down a Ryan this week, but way up in action! In this episode: shipping, anacondas, and the liberation of Venus! Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies

Seriously though, cloaking is like cell phones in older movies. Got a bad guy on your tail? CLOAK. Need to scout a base? CLOAK. Graf Shield got you down? CLOAK. Also in this episode: making a murderer, sunrises on Venus, and Chris saying the wrong episode number. Are you dragging me off? Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Snack Cart: bit.ly/SnackCart

In space, no one can hear you pay homage to like 20 different things. The Gooey Boy is back, and he's hungrier than ever! Now if he just ate the cook, he wouldn't have this problem. In this episode: Max Payne, how to fix something that's not entirely broken, and Ryan's solution to the Star Wars Prequels. Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Any music usage is intended as parody and we hold no claim upon any copyrights of the referenced materials.

It has begun! The scouting, the decorating...the party is coming to Venus! Everything is going well for the big shindig until some guys come down with AMD and then WHAM! Secret science ahoy. In this episode: why Bronski hates walking, the scientific method, and making that cash. Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies

Thrax Thrax that's the name! Fragging E-frames is his game! Thrax is here and he's going to MAKE YOU LOVE PEACE. Seriously though, this episode is pretty amazing. So good. We also talk about peer pressure, listening to your own podcast, and other stuff! Woo! Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies

Who let the dogs out? Who? Phaeton when he put all his trust in the Neo Megas! Torres is on a tear with Eve and the Resistance, while Shiva realizes that politics are just not his thing. In this episode: Zombies, movie ideas, zeppelins and more! Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies

When Ball Chin makes the ship go boom, it's up to Able Squad to bring the Pirates to justice! A rip roaring romp through Port Chaos ensues, and we get some great team building moments. In this episode: Algernon is phoning it in, mustache twirling, and more! Also, stay for a 5 minute bit on "Burn Notice" at the end. Characters welcome. Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Advertiser: Top Shelf Cookies: https://topshelfcookies.com Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.com

Wolf B, in the house, said Bronski's in the house! It's the Bronski show! That means crash landings, hard drinking, prison camps, tasty sammies, and death marches! Will Nara and Marsala ever kiss? Who keeps a sandwich in their pocket anyway? Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com

CHUMP TROOPS! The Exo pod is down on these dudes, but we're all about their shiny armor wearing, big gun carrying, scramble chip frying ways. These guys really have the best dialogue don't they? We also meet a Neo Mega. This dude isn't that bad, but the way he keep saying, "Did I do that?" gets SUPER annoying. In this episode: droopy dogs, nerds run wild, and RYAN'S FAVORITE MOMENT IN THE SHOW.  You've been warned! Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com

Cowabunga! When the Exo-dudes get a ticket to the big surf competition, they have to raise money to get to the party! Thing is, old man Shiva wants to harsh their mellow. Also, they have to liberate a prison camp in order to prove that they are BAD ENOUGH DUDES TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT. In this episode: Burritos, Demolition Man, and Exosquad. Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies

When one of our Exo-Friends tries to curb stomp a pirate, the fate of the alliance comes into doubt. Will a life debt be paid? Will a life be lost? Why is Simbaca so ripped? Seriously, that guy is huge. There's a shot in here where his right hand is bigger than another Pirate's torso. I mean, DUDE. Also in this episode: careless whispers, SPACE YALTA, and cloning etiquette. Exosquad S2 Ep:  recap Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies

SPIES EVERYWHERE! Well, mainly just in the pirate fleet. When there's intrigue about, our Exo-detectives are on the case, but oh snap, it's also training day for the Pirates! Can Marsh whip these recruits into shape? Will Barca get away with it? Will we forget to mention a B list character dying? Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies

Sorry folks, real life got the best of us! We'll be back next week with some of that sweet new Exo-content!

Tethys is a mess-thys! The Extourage are still in negotiations to land the big free agents, but an interested party in the form of Typhonus is looking to ruin their day! In this episode: the practicalities of using concrete and rebar as a sledgehammer, sex barge etiquette, and whether pirates surrender. Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies

When JT and The Leon have to go make friends with the Pirate Clans, a deadly game of "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me" breaks out. Will our Exo-Contestants win a message from Barca on their answering machines, or will Typhonus show up and ruin everything, like he usually does. On this episode: fashion choices of the Neosapien Empire, the taste of scenery, and the hyper capitalistic nature of the Human Empire, and their need for disposable, cheap labor. Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Advertiser: Snack Cart: bit.ly/SnackCart Top Shelf Cookies: https://topshelfcookies.c

No recap this week, but we interviewed Exosquad writer/Executive Story Producer Michael Edens about the show! We go into the origins and influences that shaped Exosquad as well as what it was like to work on the show. Hard hitting questions such as, "Who came up with the Amanda Connor's show?" WILL BE ANSWERED. But mostly it's about real stuff... Special thanks to Michael Edens! Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

After 2 long years of sitting at home on Saturday nights, the Exo Mob has decided to throw a party! Thing is, it looks like some big blue bad guys are mad they didn't get an invite, and decide to show up anyway. DA-RAMAAAAAAA. In this episode: the Tango and Cash-cast, The Leon makes his debut, and Nara reads her journal to everybody. Also: PIRATES. Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Necropolis by Chris Ferrantino: http://amzn.to/2pewQ0I

Okay. It's not THAT spectacular, but CRC take some questions, talk some squad, and get a feel for the first season. It's long, but hey, that's not the worst thing in the world, right? This first season has been a blast, and we're hoping to get even better from here! Better audio? YOU GOT IT. Better goofs? Maybe? Better hosts? Hey now. Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Advertiser: Snack Cart: bit.ly/SnackCart Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadi

This is it! Phaeton and the Exo-gang are face 2 face, and things are about to get TOO FAST...TOO FURIOUS. Will JT Marsh get his Vin Dieseled, or will Phaeton get Han-ded a defeat? Will anyone (Paul) Walker way from this race to the bottom of Olympus Mons? Who will be the drifto king? Can the Rock play Wolf Bronski in the movie? In this episode: the value of a handshake, be the change you want in the world, Exosquad Girls, and more! Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Advertisers: Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Castle Island Beer: http://castleislandbeer.com/

When the Exo-Pals get a blast from the past in terms of Martian history, they have to come to terms with that you can't tell a book by it's cover. Or you can. Or can't. It's complicated. In this episode we talk about frogs, guns, mustaches, brothers, and calzones. Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Advertiser: Snack Cart: bit.ly/SnackCart Top Shelf Cookies: https://topshelfcookies.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Rebel Base Outpost: http://www.ebay.com/usr/rebelbaseoutpost

By the great Olympus Mons that's a spicy meatball of an episode! When the Legio Exo has to fight for their lives on Mars and in the stars, hard choices are made, and everyone finds out how far they are willing to go just to survive. Captain Mahwr-cus steals the show with a last ride that rivals the Undertaker. Or Paul Walker. Too soon? Topics discussed: Going out in a blaze of glory, Niki Minaj, and a fun new direction for the pod. Also super NSFW. Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

When Captain Mahr-kus slips the Exo-cohort some bad mint juleps in the form of a bogus mission, our dudes have to figure out what their new Martian lives are going to be like. Because they've been...ABANDONED. Discussed this episode: zombies, oath takers and breakers, independents studies, drinking, and most importantly: advertising.  Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

When Troupe-de-Exo find themselves stuck on Venus, they decide to make a difference in the world by BLOWING EVERYTHING UP. In this episode we explore the moral complexities of selling humans for food, darkness, Game of Thrones, the New York Jets, and how can anyone truly understand what they would do in a desperate situation. Also discussed: Exosquad Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

After hitching a one way ticket to the sun, the Exo-Gang takes a detour to Venus. Ever want an Exosquad/American Chopper mashup? DeLeon's got you covered! In this episode we discuss 90s sitcoms, haunting cartoon moments, Tom Hanks, and what is up with Alec DeLeon. Also: If you have a question you want answered, reach out to us @exosquadgoals and we will answer it on our End of Season 1 recap! Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

I tell you what, them Exo-Boys are in a doozie of a pickle! Their main want in this world is on another one, so they have to hitch a ride on the ol' General Shiva, but thing is, that there ship is flyin' straight for the sun! What happens? Why the dark title? Has the ExoCarrier Resolute sold? Find all this out, and more!

TARGET: EARTH! The Exo-Peeps fall from the sky after a penal detention looking to make a splash, but they end up all wet. Like, they land in a muddy pig sty. Man, I think that might be the first time I've ever got to write that. Pig Sty. So weird. Anyway, Amanda Connor's show rules, STENTOR the ANNOUNC-OR kills it, and we should all be wearing jump suit tuxes from now on. Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

Episode 5: RESIST! After a major league space fracas the Exo-Posse lands on occupied Earth to party with Napier and his sewer crew! Chills spills and thrills await in this super special episode! What makes it special? I mean, it's here, isn't it? WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT.

BLITZKREIG! Again, we're really keeping it super kid friendly with all the cussin' and fightin' going on as the Exo-Posse respond to an all out attack from the Neo Sapiens! Marvel at all the purple! Admire the face shields! Find out 13 creative uses for a forklift as an accessory to murder! Come for the Exo, stay for the toy talk. What's 16 inches and full of plasma? Well you'll have to listen to find out...

HIDDEN TEWOWRS! The Exo-Bros have the pirates cornered, but will their over confidence be their doom? Probably not, since there are like, 52 more episodes. BUT WE COULD BE WRONG. Discussed are the finer points of orbital bombardment, soothing clarinet music, and the best Fox sci-fi shows of the mid 90s! Listener mail? BOOM. Got that on lockdown! Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

The Seeds of Deception! In this episode the Exo-Crew get into a whole boat load of trouble when the Space Dean think they cheated on their finals! Not really, but there are pirates, discussions about race relations, and a bunch of other heavy and awesome topics in this show! Does Captain Marcus show up to tell us how to make the perfect peach iced tea? Yes! But not the tea part! Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone

THE PIRATE SCOURGE! Episode 1 is here! Join us on our examination of the premier episode of ExoSquad! We break down the who and the what, and also get into some of the best reasons to check out this awesome series. Who's the best character? We've got you covered. Most stylish? Probably. Best mustache? Without. A. Doubt.