Sexy Beasts

We’re at quarter mast, almost to a semi with excitement!! Through the knockout rounds and now into the big dog (WOOFOFOWOOFOFOOOF) territory.   So come to Monster Hollywood with the two spoofers in the Silver Screen Squeeam Scheme part 3! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back for Round 2. 8 more scraps to decide which Scream Squeen makes it through to the quarter-final. What upsets will we see? Will Jago realise the premise of this isn't that there's two rival teams, it's just each host was assigned monsters to research and speak about them for each scrap, or will he still think he and Tony are in competition with each other and getting upset when his monster inevitably loses?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s the spooky season and the Beasts are back! Forced indoors with the worst Halloween ever on the cards; Tony and Jago turn their attention to the movies pitting all the best monsters on film together for a tournament that will live on through the ages. Marshmallow Man vs Godzilla? Dracula Vs Zombies? Oh my! October won’t know what hit it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Live from the Cork Podcast Festival! For this very spooky episode Tony is joined by comedian and friend of the show Jordan Daniel to celebrate Halloween. Join them as they discuss old Irish traditions, scary Cork Myths, and how to survive murder by a pillow. They also give absolute proof of ghosts AND aliens! Listen, if you dare! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the boys lose their head talking about the Irish stallion decapitated merchant of death known as the Dullahan. We’ve been assured that this is the looniest episode yet by our producer Big Arms Al. Besides talking an incredible amount of shite we also announce our plans for the future of Sexy Beasts. We ain’t going nowhere but there will be some shake ups. Jago loves you all the same. Tony has some favorites ♥ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we travel to Japan to swoon over a little stinky bit of animated fat. I know this sounds like a plot from a studio Ghibli but we are actually discussing the Nuppeppo. He may be small and disgusting but this cryptid has stolen our hearts. Have a listen and make your own mind up; stinky or sexy?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Trials and Tribulations of Jago's Lung is an uplifting, heartwarming and lung-bursting tale of a man, a heroic man, overcoming hardship and strife to learn to see the world in a new light, and begin to see strangers not as "strange" men and women who could upset him, but as friends that he just hasn't met yet. Some people can't see the woods for the trees, but the new Jago can only see potential fraternity in the sea of unfamiliar faces. He's a new man, an older man, a more experienced and breathless soul. He is Marc Jago and he will make it his goddamn business to put a smile on your face in Tesco. Also Tony says some stuff about a cold and his comedy career. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What’s that in the corner of your eye? Must be your imagination you chuckle to yourself. It is oddly human shaped. Is that a smile? This week we are chatting about Shadow People! Are they fear given form or festival comedowns after too many disco biscuits? Check it out this week on SEXY BEASTS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ahoy hoy listeners!  This week we are bounding back to Victorian times to encounter a well dressed bouncing demon. Spring Heeled Jack terrorised the fine folk of London in the 1800s. Was this dashing rogue, a demon, a wizard or a drunk posh Irish lad?! Jump on in and have a listen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today your intrepid hosts embark on a dangerous quest. We confront one of the the world's most popular monsters, The Dragon! We don our armour and do verbal battle with the beast. We also lose our minds a little cause it’s in the middle of a heat wave. Join the fray and have a listen young squires! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on sexy beasts moisten up your tongues and hide your ants as we go in deep about the Capelobo! Brazil’s shape changing anteater monster. This ripped evil creature really get us going and it might even be a rival for the TIKBALANG for dampiest wetser. Remember to review subscribe and rate. Jago and Tony love you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Good thing Lions aren’t that good in the water or we’d all be screwed.....oh this episode is about a webbed toe’d aquatic lion, who is equally as ferocious on land as in water and kills hippos for fun.  Why would you make this God?  Guess we are all screwed, thanks to the Coje ya Menia . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I’m always so tired looking out my two eyes and using my two legs and how my arse doesn’t excrete a flexible but strong gossamer. That’s why some times I secretly wonder what it like to be a sexy spider and in this episode we are talking about the sexiest of spiders! The J’ba Fofi is a Congolese nightmare come to life. Come get caught in our audio web my little flies! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Sexy Beasts we meet a Baaaaaaa-d Mofo known as the Sheepsquatch! Hailing from out favourite place West Virginia! You better not count this creature before you sleep or you’ll be having night terrors! EWE don’t want to miss it . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Riddle time. I walk backwards but it looks like I’m walking forward and I love kids a little too much. Teehee! The Duende of Belizian folklore of course! Shamon! Two thumbs off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Here we are back again in West Virginia! Land of The Mothman , Indrid Cold and the Sheepsquatch! This coal mining Appalachian state ain’t a stranger to freaky going-ons. And ain’t nothing freakier then the well dressed stinky screamy levitatin’  extraterrestrial  known as the Flatwoods Monster! So undo the top button of your pants, whip out those ice pops you got on special and have a giant relax. You are our best mate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Sexy Beasts head to the rainbow nation and talk about big snakes and dangling elephant trunks. That’s right we have the GrootSlang  entering the premier crypt! This dangerous new cryptid is here to slither into your nightmares We also have the first new show down in our new draft Top Trumps!  So find a warm rock and settle in for a listen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the Scottish highlands a peculiar Beast makes it home! Not quite a ghost and not quite a monkey man. The Fear liath more brings intrigue, mystery but also terror and doom to our little podcast. An ancient warrior spirit or a lost piece of history. Also, after last weeks crushing defeat in top trumps we discuss the conditions of Tony’s forfeit in this jam packed episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Sexy Beasts we are sippin on some DJINN and juice as we discuss our inner most wishes and how they could go wrong ! We get pretty philosophical talking about genies and in a series first we actually freak ourselves out with a legit spell. Be careful what you wish for ! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today on Sexy Beasts we take to the skies and get real high! No not talking about marijuana we are talking about Air Rods! Mysterious ethereal beings that flit in and out of our existence. Alien? Man made? Bit of mayo on a camera lens? Crack open the podcast and devour the gooey knowledge inside Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WARNING - this episode is not for kids or people who don’t like chicken/breasts. I’m assuming you don’t let kids listen to us anyway cause we are very smutty but this episode is served with an extra dollop of smut with a side order of titillation. Any way this episode is about The Elwetritsch. Enjoy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We decided to take a little break, and did another Q & A episode this week.  People seemed to like our shitty advice the last time, so we decided to give it another go! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s Sexy Beasts we have a first for the show. We are investigating a peculiar individual by the name of Indrid Cold.  Who or what is this being ? An inter dimensional messenger ? A savior from the stars ? Or just a handsome beatnik ?  Tony also reveals a dark secret he’s been hiding about our hotly contested top trumps ! Tune in and turn up !  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What’s the best thing about the movie the labyrinth?? David Bowie’s cod piece of course!  The second best thing is the Goblins! Today on Sexy Beasts we talk about the working classes of the fantasy world! Goblins are the mistreated salt of the earth! Listen and learn my comrades Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This weeks episode we are heading into the deepest darkest forests of Ireland to track down Ireland’s answer to the big foot; The Gruagach. This clever, extremely hairy, rascal plays pranks on humans and also may eat humans. The description also sounds suspiciously like a one of our hosts. I’ll let you decide who. So come on in to the tepid hotel jacuzzi at a three star hotel that is Sexy Beasts!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It may be Springtime but it's still cold out there! Maybe it's time to take a doghusband and conceive yourself some Adlets. Little doglegged chaps running around the Arctic Tundra. The poise and speed of a dog with the body and guile of a man! What could be sexier!? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’ve got PUSSY FEVER this week in Sexy Beasts talking Phantom Cats! No we’re not talking about some organ playing cat underneath some stupid opera! we’re talking about wild effing jungle cats living in the UK (who can play with our organs any day!). They’re sexy, they’re real and they’re here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Sexy Beasts we look to the stars to discover our own history’s greatness mentors. We talk about the Blue Avian Aliens who took us under their wing and guided us spiritually , emotionally and maybe sexually. So go catch a pigeon and stare longingly into its beautiful eyes as you listen to us. Why not tweet about us 😘 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Sexy Beasts we take a break from the PremierCrypt and celebrate our 1st birthday in only the FUNNEST way possible; by answering questions.  So come along and learn more about Leinster's two greatest amateur cryptozoologists (us) for a Q&A they gets deeper than the kraken (and wetter!!!). Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In deep dark coldest Antarctica lives a gorgeous blob of a creature that has puzzled scientists and explorers alike. So put on your thermal long johns and join us as we chat about the Ningen!  It’s gonna be Brrrrrrrrrrriliant. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Sexy Beasts we get a little head. And by that I mean we tackle the decapitated flying entrails witch know as the LEYAK.  Indonesia’s finest black magic woman be nice to her and she might bring you luck but if you cross her she may turn into a car and run you over.  This episode is an absolute rollercoaster and you are tall enough to ride 💦💦💦💦 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the Sexy Beasts return! We dive right back into the world of cryptids with one delicious little Meatball!  THE WOLFMAN has come to tear up the premier crypt and our hearts! Join us with our new scoring system and cheer for your favourite team as we continue to brew up this intense rivalry playing top trumps ! Remember to rate, review and subscribe guys and gals ❤️ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week a cryptid DIES! No dream sequence! No magic to bring them back! She is dead BABY! GONE! With Paddy O'Leary in the grave.  We also do a little reshuffling with our jam-packed Premiercrypt! We thought it was getting too stacked at the top so we only bleeding gone and added a new judging category: SEX APPEAL!  Plus we divide the teams on two and have a battle of the ages!  Give us a listen and welcome us back ❤ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey you! Booze enough this year? How many turkey sambos did you have? Scum! Time to make like a Phoenix and set yourself on fire and HOPE you come back a gigantic bird. If not there’s no hope for you in 2019. Welcome to the Premiercrpyt the ultimate self-care hunty: The Phoenix.  We’d also like to take this chance to let you know that we’re taking a short break back for Season 2 in Feb.  Thank you all so much for all the listens and shares. And big thanks to HeadStuff for putting this dumb show out each week. Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Here he is, the Big Sexy Daddy of Christmas! Santa Claus coming in your chimney, emptying his sack and drinking your beers. Join us as we welcome him into our home and hearts! We also have a few Christmas carols to sing along with! So mull some wine and nog some egg. Merry Christmas ho. Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Every general needs his army and Santa’s Christmas army is comprised of miniature magical folks churning out billions of toys endlessly. They work their magic fingers down to nubs so some snot-nosed kid in Texas can get the latest fad toy. I’m not saying Santa is using slave labour but if the curl-toed shoe with a bell fits... So next time you're drinking some egg nog pour a bit out for our tireless homies, Santa's Elves. Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Have you been been a good boy or girl this year? If you have, congratulations Santa will shower you with gifts and you’ll have a jolly old Christmas. But If you've been naughty he will send his creepy, freaky mate over to your house to whip you and lock you up. Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When I was about 17 I drank two bottles of sáke, puked and got shouted at by my Ma. If I told this story to today's beast it would laugh in my face and call me a lightweight. We are talking about the long-haired sesh-monkey known as the Shōjō. So get a bag of cans and a pack of bacon fries and settle in for some sexy listening 😘 Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s Sexy Beasts we are discussing the Tatzlewurm! The cat-faced serpent that slithers its way around the Alps. Jago gets confused about measurement and Tony gets sexually frustrated. We both grow as people and discover that the true treasure was friendship all along. Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dogs are a man's best friend! They cheer you up when you are sad, they bring you the morning paper and they foretell the tragic moment of your imminent demise. Well, the last part is not all dogs it’s just this week's sexy beast. The BLACK SHUCK! So paws what you're doing and join us as we discuss if its bark is worse than its bite. Hold on tight it gets a little ruff. Expect a little friction as Tony and Jago do it doggy style. Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You are a farmer in ancient Persia, you have survived the Greco-Persian wars, you’ve survived famine, disease and cruel, rich Kings. You come home after a long hard day in your field, exhausted, a broken man. You go to fetch water from a well and you suddenly hear a growl from a nearby bush. Out steps a bloody lion with a scorpion stinger and monkey hands. You are screwed - there is no escape. You get stung and are partially eaten while the monkey hands are giving you the finger. You’ve been attacked by a Manticore. You really can’t catch a break can you!? Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everything’s better when you are wetter under the sea! Today on Sexy Beasts we delve deep into the abyss of human attraction and ask the hard questions. If you had to have sex with a mermaid would you want a top half fish or bottom half fish? Mermaids have been the folly of many lonely sailors and seamen. How annoyed would you be if you jumped off a boat to kiss a mermaid and it turned out to be a manatee? Sickener! Anyway here’s the podcast... Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s that time of year again when the fabric between realms is at its thinnest and all manner of ghosts, ghouls and beasts can reach out and touch us! To honour this we decided to cover the spookiest beast we know. Welcome to the family, The Vampire! Hope you don’t suck. Try to B positive. There is a lot at stake. Fangs for the memories. Don’t drive us batty. Don’t be a pain in the neck, SIRI give me some vampire puns no don’t type that Siri stop listening alright now where’s my green tea, ah there it is, god this is disgusting. Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sexy Beasts went live at the Dublin Podcast Festival on Sunday 14th of October talking about the grandfather of all cryptids - Bigfoot! There were laughs, there were tears and there was an above average amount of genital jokes. Bigfoot is the most recognised and widely respected cryptid.  For the true live show experience down four pints, squeeze between two people in a super hot room and get asked for a spare rollie every 30 mins. Thanks to all who came! Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you ever find yourself in the densely forested island of Java, take a look upward for you may see a shape gliding above the canopy.  A bat? An owl? Elon musk on a mad rocket yoke?  Or is it an AHOOL? The man-bat creature that terrorises the locals and makes wimps of the bravest adventurers. The name is pretty fun to sing too. Go on try it. Loud and clear. Lovely 😊 Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EL Cuero resides in the lakes of South America around the Andes. This slimy fetid beast stalks the shore line engulfing its prey and sucking the very life essence out of them. Surely this is a horrific way to perish. And if that bums you out too much there are super wicked guitar solos in this episode! Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you had to combine two animals together which would you choose? Wolf and a shark? Boring. Snake and an eagle? Yawn! Ant and an elephant?  Think bigger!  Rabbit and an antelope? BINGO!  Now that I’ve got your attention, what if I told you it exists?  Welcome to the JACKALOPE. For more information send 5 euros to Sexy Beasts Mansions, Butt street, Lusk, Co. Dublin. Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey, don’t be so Les Miserable as we prance down to the Moulin Rouge and get an Eiffel Tower in our pantaloons. In case you haven’t guessed it we are in France this week discussing a horrid creature that terrorised the countryside in the 18th century. So put down that Brie cheese and Mona Lisa As we say Bienvenue To the Beast of Gévaudan (sp) Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mammy and Daddy are sorry. They hope your bus trip isn't too bad. Here's ten minutes of weak apology and nipple stiffening creepiness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today on Sexy Beasts you join our two intrepid hosts down in the mythical land of Laois. Listen as they discuss the Yeti live at Electric Picnic with the amazing special guest Alison Spittle ! Topics include haunted earrings , fighting dogs and illiterate ghosts! Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is it a bird?! Is it a... yeh it’s a bird.  But not just ANY bird! We’re talking about a 100ft bird who controls the weather with a flap, battles underwater panthers and straight up MERKS young kids in Illinois. So don’t go out in the rain or you’ll be STRUCK down by the legendary Thunderbird. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxiwlSshZPM Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Top o' the mornin' to you. Today we drink some Guinness and get the luck of the Irish. We have some craic as we discuss St Patty’s best friend - the Leprechaun!  Irish eyes are smiling in the land of a thousand welcomes. Brits can listen under strict supervision. Here's the clip about Mobile, Alabama we talk about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8 Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You don’t mess with him  Open your eyes  Watch out for his talons Invest in a gun Enjoy the podcast.  Now read the first letter of each line. Send to five friends in the next ten seconds or an Australian ape man will eat your family (it’s a Yowie episode). Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WE’VE GOT WOOD AND IT'S IMPRESSIVE. Sexy Beasts are sticking their green thumb right in your ear holes. We talk about Man Eating Trees from all across the globe. Join the heated discussion as we get to the root of what exactly can be described as “man-eating” and can a human beat up a tree? Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the villages of Africa stalks a beast that would give Dr Frankenstein a wet dream.   Bear? Check!  Hyena? Check!  Eats brains? You bet your ass that’s a check.   So gather round as we yap about the Nandi Bear! (P.S Jago knows how to wipe his ass) Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Recorded on 10/07/18 LIVE as part of Science Gallery Dublin’s ‘Life On The Edges’ exhibitions.  The boys are joined by Space Weather Scientist Dr Sophie Murray and NASA astrobiology scholar Dr. Kevin Webster to discuss the life in space, popular alien species and talk micro organisms scoffing methane. Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

“Oh how did we meet ? Well it’s a funny story actually I used to be a fisherman on a small Scottish island and one day I found the discarded flesh of a seal!  And wouldn’t you know it belonged to a Selkie!  So she had to marry me!  Yes of course she is extremely happy... I certainly haven’t locked her skin away in a chest so she can never return to the sea .  Anyway these profiteroles are to die for Karen “ Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re heading up the Mekong River one of our boys has gone insane called himself a god amongst the locals, no it’s not Colonel Kurtz, it’s the Phaya Naga, a sexy fire bolt spittin' golden river dragon snake! Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Loveland, Ohio is a relatively unknown small town in America famous for its many bridges and rivers, with a population of just over 12,000... "BORING", I hear you yell.  WAIT! Did I forget to mention the Four Foot LOVELAND FROGMAN who may have control over magic and/or may be an alien sent to study us?Who is most definitely involved in a government cover up?   OH, so now you want to listen? Well it will cost you.  YOUR SOUL... or subscribe whatevs. I’m not the boss of you. Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Whether up a mountain, under a bridge, sitting pretty with their lovely bums or simply spitting hate speech online, Trolls are here to stay.  But do you know where they come from? What can they do? Sit back, learn some proper knowledge and let the Sexy Beast Boyras look after you. What will they discuss on the next episode? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You’ve been hiking in a frigid and shadowy northern forest of the Atlantic coast for days now. Your belly roars with hunger and the cold grasps at your body like icy tendrils. Your hiking partner won’t make it you know this for certain. He wouldn’t mind if you ate just a small piece of him would he...? He may taste delicious but what happens when you transform into the hideous insatiable hunter known as the Wendigo? Would it be worth the constant hunger and lust for blood? Also where do you start? Ass? What will they discuss on the next episode? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

“I like my mischievous spirit but it only comes in one shape”. Is this something you find yourself saying all the time? Well, Sexy Beasts has the cryptid for you! Introducing the PÚCA - it's a cat, it’s a dog, it’s a horse and it’s a goat man.  “But Jago what about my crops?“  Don’t worry it will take some of them as tribute while also crapping on your blueberries.  You’d be possessed by a malevolent spirit not to listen to this. Satisfaction guaranteed.*  *Satisfaction not guaranteed . Especially if you are from Co.Down. What will they discuss on the next episode? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Beneath the shifting sands of the Gobi desert burrows an ancient creature with a single purpose: to Kill. If its venomous bite or poisonous skin doesn’t get you then maybe its electricity beam will. Join us on Sexy Beasts as we take the Mongolian Death Worm in our hands and shake it vigorously to drain all its knowledge. Be careful it’s a grower. What will they discuss on the next episode? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re bringing out the big guns here on Sexy Beasts, and I tell ya, you’ll need a massive one to take down the MILE WIDE BEAST THAT IS…The Kraken! What is it?! A giant squid? Massive crab? Volcanic activity?! I can’t believe it's not Greek! What will they discuss on the next episode? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sexy Beasts are dedicated to uncovering truth and facts in this fake news-driven world. In accordance with this we are tackling this beast/ conspiracy theory. We fight the good fight against the Chitauri the emotion-stealing overlords who have infiltrated the highest tiers of our society. If we go missing , rise up and avenge us!! FREEDOM! What will they discuss on the next episode? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we travel back to Africa to deal with the twisted homunculus created by a nefarious witch doctor. This enchanted runt may be short stature but he makes up for it with his impressive endowment. So please join us on Sexy Beasts as we handle the dead water sprite the Tolokoshe. (But seriously he wears his penis as a scarf.) What will they discuss on the next episode? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Once again we travel east to the archipelago of the Philippines where we meet up with a magnificent beast and admire its resplendent beauty. This equine heartthrob will make your legs weak with its playful antics and Vidal Sasooon locks. So get the wet floor signs at the ready and everyone open your hearts (and pants) to the sensual Tikbalang. What will they discuss on the next episode? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Born in the U.S.A in the state of New Jersey there is a horrid aggressive creature with a Hungry Heart and no we aren’t talking about a cast member of the Jersey Shore. Be careful if you ever find yourself Dancing in the Dark near the Pine Barrens because you could come face to face with the Jersey Devil!   A demon born of the devil?  A disfigured child?  Or a rumour that went too far?  We find out on today’s Sexy Beasts!!! 🍆🍆🍆😈😈😈 What will they discuss on the next episode? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the Southern Hemisphere there lives an ancient terrifying creature . Know for millennial by the indigenous people  as a fierce child kidnapper it has been co opted by white colonizers as a family friendly scamp! Join us as we discuss the hodgepodge of  ideas that is the Bunyip. Sexy Beasts Each week the boys explore the menagerie of the unexplained, discuss and compare the flaws and merits of creatures from all across the cryptid spectrum . Using the Patented FEC system they are here to settle once and for all who deserves the top spot in the PremierCryp. What will they discuss on the next episode? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today on Sexy Beasts we investigate Nessies African cousin! The Mokele-mbembe! Is it a relic from a bygone era or just a lost elephant ? We also discuss Dino poop. Life finds a way . Each week the boys explore the menagerie of the unexplained, discuss and compare the flaws and merits of creatures from all across the cryptid spectrum . Using the Patented FEC system they are here to settle once and for all who deserves the top spot in the PremierCryp. What will they discuss on the next episode? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @aaislingor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ay Dios mio! Today on Sexy Beasts we tackle a  notorious Puerto Rican cattle botherer.  So cover the ears of your  favourite pet goat and put the sheep in the attic as we  feast on some knowledge about our friend the Chupacabra!   Sexy Beasts Each week the boys explore the menagerie of the unexplained, discuss and compare the flaws and merits of creatures from all across the cryptid spectrum . Using the Patented FEC system they are here to settle once and for all who deserves the top spot in the PremierCryp. What will they discuss on the next episode? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @conordoodles Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today you have two tickets to the front row as  we  discuss Eíres own spectral songstress .  A strong powerful woman whose melody  makes men quiver with fear.So turn us up to 11 and get your lighters at the ready as we welcome the Banshee What will they discuss on the next episode? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grab your rolled up newspapers and turn off the porch light because Point Pleasants most favourite inhabitant is under the microscope . Join us as today we dissect that herald of doom, that oracle of disasters, the Mothman. Each week the boys explore the menagerie of the unexplained, discuss and compare the flaws and merits of creatures from all across the cryptid spectrum . Using the Patented FEC system they are here to settle once and for all who deserves the top spot in the PremierCryp. What will they discuss on the next episode? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @conordoodles Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Take a deep breath and kick hard because today we are grappling with the Kappa . Japan’s very own aquatic wrestling deviant. Sexy Beasts Each week the boys explore the menagerie of the unexplained, discuss and compare the flaws and merits of creatures from all across the cryptid spectrum . Using the Patented FEC system they are here to settle once and for all who deserves the top spot in the PremierCryp. What will they discuss on the next episode? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Artwork by @conordoodles Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In Filipino villages under the cover of darkness a malevolent force slinks through the shadows. So listen carefully and be on your guard for you can never know which friendly smiling face is actually a shape shifting vampiric Aswang. Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @sexybeastspod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dobhar Chú Something lurks beneath the idyllic waters of Glendale Lough in Leitrim. Come with us on a journey to discover what apex predator stalks the peaceful countryside of our fair isle. Cad é an Dobhar Chú? Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @sexybeastspod Join The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sexy Beasts, a brand new podcast from Tony Cantwell and Marc Jago on The HeadStuff Podcast Network. Each week the boys explore the menagerie of the unexplained, discuss and compare the flaws and merits of creatures from all across the cyptid spectrum . Using the Patented FEC system they are here to settle once and for all who deserves the top spot in the PremierCryp. Sexy Beasts will be out weekly beginning Monday 12th of March, but you can SUBSCRIBE NOW to make sure you never miss an episode! What will they discuss on the first episode? Check them out on [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/sexybeastspod/) or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram [@SexyBeastsPod](https://www.instagram.com/sexybeastspod/) Follow them on Twitter [@sexybeastspod](https://twitter.com/sexybeastspod) Join [The HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/groups/1507402792914321/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices