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Glen and Bill talk about how they try to spice up their treadmills runs to avoid burn out.

The end of what is the question??? Listen or be cursed…

Glen and Bill update their training; Glen has potential bad news; Bill struggles with finding that balance

Glen and Bill discuss the guilt of taking a rest day and how forgetting to hydrate nearly killed Sleepy G….

On this episode Sean & Nicole talk about the 2015 film Bone Tomahawk Kurt Russell and a bunch of noticeable folks. There’s the hot headed sheriff, the vain fuselage guy, dopey sidekick and a bunch of pissed off bone tomahawk dudes that like to eat cowboys. *This show is NSFW* If you would like […]

Sean & Rob meet up to talk about some of there childhood summer memories like Slip ‘n Slides, freezie pops, backyard pools, whats hiding in the chest freezer and more. If you would like to help support the show please use our link when shopping at Amazon.com Contacts & on the Web Rob  Sean Email […]

Bill & Dutch are back to discuss a recent adult hangover, the latest craze, the lost fireside episode, the streak, recent long runs, shirtless in buffalo, and so much more!!

This week Sean & Nicole talk about a retro classic neither have seen until now, 1984s C.H.U.D . There’s the jerk of a photographer, jerk of a policeman, the filthy and yes at times jerky soup kitchen guy, other jerks and of course a bunch of cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers duh. Find out what […]

Bill & Dutch are back to discuss their recent running, Dutch's recent vacation, what his watch says about his VO2 Max, Geese cornering students, Schuyler Hall's latest video, Bill's hopping in an upcoming race, a Disney podcast, and much more!

On this episode Nicole pulls out the secret weapon on Sean….. the 2007 home invasion film Funny Games. Did Sean throw a kid fit and demand it be turned off? Did he make a mess of himself? Did he cry? Find out the answers to all these questions. *This show is NSFW* If you […]

Chris Howie joins the show to talk about what happened this past weekend at Western States!

Sean & Nicole get another friend suggestion from fellow podcaster Mike Alvarez of the Bogeyman’s Closet Podcast, 1985’s classic “The Return of the living dead”. There’s brain hungry zombies, a bunch of punk kids, a presidential hopeful, a filthy dollar story and a little touch of nudity, hardly noticeable though . Mike Alvarez’s Links […]

Dutch and Bill are back to discuss what's going on with their running including a message they received about recent shows, Dutch flipping the switch, Bill's new streak, Running on vacation and so much more!

On this episode Sean & Nicole talk about the 2018 film The Dark. There’s the care giving zombie girl, the boy with the invisibility cloak and someones podcasting without undies….. *This show is NSFW* If you would like to help support the show we now have T-shirts which can be found at www.mealymonsterland.com When […]

The Splits boys are back again to reflect on another week of running and getting back into better habits.

On this episode Sean & Nicole review The Funhouse which was a suggestion from listener Matt Lappie, one of the hosts of  the 80-89 podcast. There’s a reluctantly rebellious teen, a pervy younger brother, after hours slide rides and one hell of an ugly monster boy.  *This show is NSFW* If you would like to […]

We are back and we catch you up on what the hell has been going on. It’s a Splits only episode!

On this episode Sean & Nicole talk about the 2009 horror comedy Zombieland. Nicole tells of her own zombieland like experience while Sean relives his old drinking days. it’s a case of deja vu with this horror comedy… *This show is NSFW* If you would like to help support the show we now have T-shirts […]

On this episode Sean & Rob talk about a retro classic, First Blood. Who didn’t love Rambo as a kid in the 80’s but the question is, do the guys love Rambo now. If you would like to help support the show please use our link when shopping at Amazon.com Contacts & on the Web Rob  […]

Best of episode: Bears, snakes, mountain lions….. The splits find the true monster to the running man/woman.. Geese!  One split learns not only are they mean, they also can take flight when agitated

On this episode Sean & Nicole talk about the 2019 film Us. There’s doppelgangers, candy apples and trains oh my… *This show is NSFW* If you would like to help support the show we now have T-shirts which can be found at www.mealymonsterland.com When Shopping at Amazon why not use our link, it won’t cost […]

On this episode Sean & Rob talk about a few retro themed trailers and commercials that have been floating around the web as of late. Which ones are the guys excited about, hopeful about and which one they hoped was just a joke. Doug’s guest spot HERE Vic’s guest Spot HERE If you would like to help support the show please use our link when […]

On this episode Sean & Nicole revisit Sean’s childhood terror Children of the Corn. There’s a ton of selfish, disrespecting teens who act out with murder, a couple passing through who just happen to hit a kid and act as though it’s just another drive on the countryside. *This show is NSFW* If you […]

On this episode Sean & Nicole get another “Friend Suggestion” from their friend MC. Nicole tells the story of her own rage incident, Sean questions the use of Smurf in the Smurf world…. and of course there’s those quick ass zombies too. *This show is NSFW* If you would like to help support the show […]

Fresh off running the fastest 50 miles ever at Project Carbon X, we are joined by one of the very best ultra runners in the world Jim Walmsley!

On this episode Sean & Nicole talk about the 2019 film The hole in the ground. There’s a single mom, spider eating kid, the neighborhood crazy lady and a one of the knight’s watch. Is it all in her head or is there really an impostor? *This show is NSFW* If you would like to help support the show we now have T-shirts which […]

Dutch and Bill are back to recap what turned out to be a super fun experience trying their hand at the Allegany Adventure Run 27K.

On this episode Sean & Nicole watch the horror comedy Happy Death Day 2U. The same cast with a twist but more baby face killings, a new love triangle, and a time loop machine? They loved the original but how do they feel about this time looping dimension hopping sequel? *This show is NSFW* If you would like to help support the show we now […]

Dutch and Bill are back to discuss a cable line being knocked down, Bill's 6 hour classic experience, their upcoming trail race, the guy who accidentally broke the tape when the lead female was coming through, finding the right vest, the cable repair guy using your bathroom and so much more!

On this episode Sean & Nicole talk about the 2018 film Assassination Nation. This thriller is full of scandal, masks, vigilantes, teenage over sharing, adult lies and a lot of crazy.  Are Sean & Nicole just old? Does Nicole turn serious with her deep thoughts? *This show is NSFW* If you would like to help […]

The guys are back and are all feeling good.  This episode addresses a one star review, Sean’s run commutes, debating Bill’s Easter run and the guys admit their fears of wildlife on the trails and Glen’s ego leads to an injury.

On this episode Sean & Nicole watch the 2018 post apocalyptic film The Domestics. There’s the bed sheet gang, your local snowplower gang & some assholes who wear animal heads… Join us as we discuss this fun and sometimes irritating film. *This show is NSFW* If you would like to help support the show we […]

On this episode Sean& Rob talk about Cadbury eggs, Peeps, Orange chocolate? & oh yes, the 1985 film Ladyhawke starring Matthew Broderick, Rutger Hauer and Michelle Pfeiffer. If you would like to help support the show please use our link when shopping at Amazon.com Contacts & on the Web Rob  Sean Email the show ~ […]

The boys are back for the first PATREON only Splits episode. We discuss a stinky situation in a time crunch, Game of thrones incest, dish soap in a dish washer, a special shout out to some of our supporters on Patreon, a resurgence for Sleepy G, Bill's new trail adventures, lifting weights, the origin of the FAT ASS, Cast Away scenario, and so so much more. We hope you enjoy!!!

On this episode Sean & Nicole get a night out to go see the new 2019 Pet Sematary. There’s new stuff, there’s old stuff but which ones beddah? We also have results from our “which Church did you like better, 89 or 19? Leave a comment on Facebook or our Instagram and let us know […]

It’s a Splits only episode where Sean & Bill catch up.

On this episode Sean & Nicole talk about the 2018 film Summer of 84. There’s a lot of 80’s pop culture references… a lot. We also learn that light inside a tent makes for a happy silhouette show and plenty more in this weeks episode. *This show is NSFW* If you would like to help […]

Round 2 with Patrick Reagan, Eric Senseman, and Kris Brown discussing Eric's Golden Ticket run at Black Canyon, Kris' victory at the same race but different distance, Patrick gearing up for Western, the Rubix Cube question(!), Bryce Harper money, if they can beat Walmsley, and so much more!

On this episode Sean & Nicole get another “Friend Suggestion” from their friend Rob O’Hara with the 1986 film April Fool’s Day starring a bunch of people Sean knew and well, Nicole did not. There are a group of rich college kids, a quite addition to the group hmm… we learn that pantyhose are bad […]

Splits only! Jack of all trades Dutch talks about his latest studio project, Sleepy G's problematic setup, Bill's simple revelation for finding consistency, Peeing in a coke bottle, some recent outdoor running, go for a run or get some flak, Dutch's switch to Altra, the return of the Weird News story of the week!, the Nega Splits Trail Challenge and so much more!

On this episode Sean & Nicole watch another cult classic Killer Clowns From Outer Space form 1988. There’s loads of cotton candy,a visit to lovers lane, obnoxious ice cream truck guys, the good cop bad cop duo and don’t forget about those adorable little clowns. *This show is NSFW* If you would like to help […]

Hayden Hawks returns to the podcast to talk about a tweet that called him out for "quitting" at a recent race, winning Chuckanut 50K, a nutrition mistake he's been making for a while, a breakdown after winning a race and questioning everything, his switch from Hoka to Altra, fatherhood, a ridiculous rubik's cube scenario and MUCH MORE!

On this episode Sean & Nicole watch one of two films in the Grind-house double feature, Planet Terror from 2007. There’s a mysterious tow truck driver, the machine gun toting one leg go go dancer, a Lost double feature and Nicole gets a lesson on John Rambo. *This show is NSFW* If you would like […]

Crystal Clark, Drew Jennings, Lex Melendez join us for a special episode of a Beer with the Splits where we discuss anything and everything about running and life.

On this episode Sean & Rob bring some of their favorite 70’s and 80’s TV theme songs as well as quick fire challenge for Rob. Will he pass or fail? Listen to find out. If you would like to help support the show please use our link when shopping at Amazon.com Contacts & on the Web Rob  Sean Email the show ~ throwbackreviews @ gmail.com Throwback […]

On this episode Sean & Nicole talk about the 1988 film Waxwork. There’s a crazy exhibit owner, the rich boy, a “perfect pot” how to and death by orgasm….?… *This show is NSFW* If you would like to help support the show we now have T-shirts which can be found at www.mealymonsterland.com When Shopping at Amazon why not use our link, it won’t cost you […]

The Splits boys are back for a Splits-only episode talking about an elevator incident, neighborly deeds, bad bumper stickers, Dutch training for a 27K, Bill's newest race idea, Marathon Investigations on cheats, and more!

On this episode Sean & Nicole talk about the adaptation of Stephen King’s Pet Sematary. There’s some funny accents, a crazy cat, an epic trek across the lands, an annoying kid and a dude dressed like a lady… *This show is NSFW* If you would like to help support the show we now have T-shirts which can be found at www.mealymonsterland.com When Shopping at Amazon […]

Fresh off his win at Black Canyon 100K we are joined by Nike Trail athlete and sub 4 minute miler Matt Daniels! We cover the win and what it means moving forward and so much more!

Horror movie enthusiast lightheartedly reviews horror films with her non horror fan husband.

Fresh off her win at Tarawera, the 2017 Comrades Champion and multiple world record holder Camille Herron joins us to talk about a scary accident weeks ago, how Tarawera went, what's next and SO much more!

It’s time for round two as Sean & Rob revisit 1984’s Cloak & Dagger  with special guest Robby Franklin. Yup, it’s been done before on the podcast years back but this time Flack is here to talk about the movie that inspired his online persona.  New to the show? Head over to the archive page […]

On this episode Sean & Nicole talk about the 2018 film Overlord which they have been patiently waiting to watch. Did it live up to hype of the trailer ? Was it the horror film of the year as some have claimed? Listen and find out but before you do take a look at the […]

We caught up with Michael Wardian who is coming off running 10 marathons in 10 days in an insanely fast cumulative time (maybe the fastest ever). We talk about his recovery protocol, the hardest marathon during the experience, how he managed his appetite, how he got faster and so much more!!

On this episode Sean & Nicole talk about the 2009 film The Loved Ones.  There’s a crazy girl, her daddy and Brent, glitter, a gown and a secret room full of…..Dahmbies?? If you want to help support the show we now have T-shirts which can be found at www.mealymonsterland.com *This show is NSFW* Follow us […]

Bill & Dutch are back to discuss an uncomfortable treadmill scenario, some crazy recent weather, the lion attack in Colorado and so much more! http://traffic.libsyn.com/negativesplitspodcast/Episode130-DontLookAtMyTreadmill.mp3

On this episode Sean & Nicole watch the 2008 film The Strangers. There’s broken hearts, broken doors & one host almost stops watching. Which host is it? Listen to find out! If you want to help support the show we now have T-shirts which can be found at www.mealymonsterland.com *This show is NSFW* Follow us on Instagram Facebookhorrifiedchicken.com Nicole’s artwork Mealy Monster Land Sean’s Website and […]

Glen and Sean chat about what has been going right and wrong recently.  Glen consults Dr. Dutch for advice on getting his groove back and much more..

On this episode Sean & Nicole watch Split in preparation for the new M Night Shamalama film Glass. If you want to help support the show we now have T-shirts which can be found at www.mealymonsterland.com *This show is NSFW* Follow us on Instagram Facebookhorrifiedchicken.com Nicole’s artwork Mealy Monster Land Sean’s Website and shows You can subscribe on iTunes & Stitcher Contact us with feedback or Movie […]

Sean & Rob are back to talk about the breed of shopping centers nearing extinction, the Mall. Contacts & on the Web Rob  Sean Email the show ~ throwbackreviews @ gmail.com Throwback Network Facebook Page Archive Episodes Download: Malls

Coree Woltering returns to the show to discuss his recent win and CR performance at the Frozen Gnome 50K, signing with North Face, attempting Dry January and the benefits thus far and so much more!

On this episode Sean & Nicole talk about the 2018 film The Clovehitch Killer. There’s gossip, there’s rumors, there’s secret rooms, ball gags and one sick individual. download: The Clovehitch Killer 2018   If you want to help support the show we now have T-shirts which can be found at www.mealymonsterland.com *This show is NSFW* Follow us on Instagram Facebookhorrifiedchicken.com Nicole’s artwork Mealy Monster Land Sean’s Website […]

In what will surely go down as one of most interesting episodes we've released, we are joined by Eric Senseman, Patrick Reagan, and Kris Brown in a roundtable-like discussion covering anything and everything. Get in the mind of 3 close friends who just happen to be successful Ultra runners and find out who takes the most shit. It was a great time!

On this episode Sean & Nicole the 1979 classic Alien. There’s face huggers, horrible belly aches, milky tears and so much more. *This show is NSFW* Follow us on Instagram Facebookhorrifiedchicken.com Nicole’s artwork Mealy Monster Land Sean’s Website and shows You can subscribe on iTunes & Stitcher Contact us with feedback or Movie suggestions : horrifiedchickenpodcast@gmail.com Download: Alien

Your boy C$ money returns to the Negative Splits podcast to discuss his podium & ticket punching performance at Bandera 100K, Runtirement 2.0, why he decided to quit his job again to focus on running, his youtube channel and SO much more!

On this episode Sean & Nicole talk about the 2017 sleeper hit (Sean’s words) Super Dark Times. There’s teenage awkwardness, mischievous behavior, boners and a little incident with a sword… but its only a flesh wound.  You have to watch this one, Sean’s words again…OK spoiler, Sean really liked this movie. Trailer HERE  Download: Super Dark Times *This show is NSFW* Follow us on Instagram Facebookhorrifiedchicken.com […]

The Split boys are back ringing in the New Year with a Splits-only show to discuss goals for 2019, shedding weight, a bathroom blunder, long runs, and so much more!

It’s our 50th episode !! Sean & Nicole cheers to the milestone and talk about not one but two flicks, 2005 The Exorcism of Emily Rose and a classic from the 80’s Chopping Mall. *This show is NSFW* Follow us on Instagram Facebookhorrifiedchicken.com Nicole’s artwork Mealy Monster Land Sean’s Website and shows You can subscribe on […]

While Sean & Rob were recording a short segment for another podcast (Horrified Chicken)  it turned into an idea for an episode of Throwback Reviews. Malls….coming soon.   Contacts & on the Web Rob  Sean Email the show ~ throwbackreviews @ gmail.com Throwback Network Facebook Page Past Episodes Download: Mall teaser

The boys are back to discuss a recent FKT and what they mean, a recent world record set, ugly strides, Dutch's recent experience with a Sports massage therapist and update on his injury, Bill shares a story about making a new treadmill friend, G's incline treadmill stories, WOKE K and more!

On this episode Sean & Nicole talk about the joys of Christmas, soldier gingerbread men, those loving moments when relatives visit and the best way to excuse yourself while recording a podcast. All this and more as we discuss the 2015 film Krampus.   *This show is NSFW* Follow us on Instagram Facebookhorrifiedchicken.com Nicole’s artwork Mealy Monster Land Sean’s Website and shows You can subscribe on […]