Hot Takes With Hot Dykes

another pod! this fortnight we have on stand up comedians and the hosts of 'Best Mistakes' podcast Anya Volz & Nika Lomazzo. they're HILARIOUS and we talk about the controversial legacy of Lena Dunham, Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan feuds and of course... our favorite mistakes

listen to their podcast Best Mistakes anywhere podcasts are heard

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on this fortnightly episode we talk about office slang, tunnel boring machines, making out with our dogs & we interview Tacoma based rapper, archivist and artist Ex-Florist!

find Ex-Florist here

https://twitter.com/formerflorist

https://www.instagram.com/bluntweapons/

https://www.instagram.com/thejewelrycasket/

and find their music on BAND CAMP! 

clara's ig @clarapluton

val's ig @teenbeat_84

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we are back! with an episode about how to become confident :D we went to the source of confidence... Kourtney Kardashian's POOSH, Tony Robbins and of course Wiki How

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clara's IG @clarapluton

val's IG @teenbeat_84

HELLOO!! on this fortnightly episode we take a deep dive into time, DDR and john mayer <3 it's one of my favorites.. truly! 

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clara's ig @clarapluton

val's ig @teenbeat_84

hello!! on this fortnightly episode we talk about going on STRIKE (aka being laid off and collecting unemployment lmao), our futures for the world and our weekend snow days of course

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hiii we're back with a new episode!! we talk about the harrowing and oft gawked at practice of ..COUPLES THERAPY! we offer our own lezperspective drawing from our own experiences, watch some reality tv, and yes we cry at the end :) 

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clara's ig @clarapluton

val's ig @teenbeat_84

we interview seattle pop superstar ARCHIE! woohoo! we talk about introverts thriving, her dreams, how she got to where she is and all the beauty that lies before her

find her on spotify at ARCHIE and stream bad bitch! 

archie's IG: @archietheshycon

clara's IG: @clarapluton

val's IG: @teenbeat_84

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hello! we're back with another pod <3 on this fortnightly episode we gab about Val watching The Matrix for the first time followed by an interview with Frankie Leveau. it's a good one xoxo

Find Frankie on ig @shopaloevintage at shopaloevintage.com

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val's ig @teenbeat_84

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hello!!! we interviewed Dylan McKeever on this fortnightly episode <3 <3 she's a comedian, an illustrator, a JOY on instagram and most importantly, our friend

find her on ig @deemakes ! 

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clara's ig @clarapluton

val's ig @teenbeat_84

hi gays! 

on this episode we talk about the pursuit of rugged individualism has made america into a death cult

<3 enjoy and stay gay!

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val's insta @teenbeat_84

here we ARE with election self care tips, reminiscing on our stand up 'careers' and ...a little announcement

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val's ig @teenbeat_84

another episode of HTWHD!! 

we talk about.. everything. bliss, the spirit realm, our failed coping mechanisms and everything in between

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we love youu <3 stay gay!

a new episode yay! we talk about building for our future in the ashes of failed American democracy experiment. yay! 

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val's ig: teenbeat_84

on this fortnightly episode we answer your q & gays!!!! YAY! you can always email us your questions at hottakeswithhotdykes@gmail.com

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val's IG: teenbeat_84

hello!!!! new episode <3 we love you, stay gay! 

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woo! we're back! 

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val's ig @teenbeat_84

we interviewed Isaac of King County Equity Now Coalition! 

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it's our 60th episode omg!!

on this episode we talk to high priestess, author, witch and more Ylva Mara Radzisewski <3

we talk about falling asleep on the toilet, the love of the grind, and what her life has looked like to get her to be the bad ass who we love and admire today. 

ylva's ig: @schooloftraditionalmagic, @communitywitchcraft, @thelivingaltar

clara's ig: @clarapluton

val's ig: @teenbeat_84

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we're back!

on this episode we talk about change, taco bell and I REVEAL MY TRADEMARKED HICCUP CURE

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clara's insta: @clarapluton

val's insta: @teenbeat_84

On this edition of Cruisin' With Clara we sit with DJ Sharlese Metcalf. We talk birth charts, being beat obsessed, reality TV and so much more. 

Sharlese's instagram: sh6rl6s6

Clara's instagram: clarapluton

Val's instagram: teenbeat_84

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HERE WE AAARE

we recorded this in our living room and it was hard and we love all of you so much <3

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originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio

on this very special episode Clara & Val interview... EACH OTHER!!!! <3 <3 they talk about being frozen, magic, downloads & all the intrinsic gayness that have made them themselves

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val's ig @teenbeat_84

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originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP FM Seattle 

on this fortnightly episode Clara and Val talk about rich gays, emo anthems and what we can learn from our doubts <3 

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clara's insta: @clarapluton

val's insta: @teenbeat_84

originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle

hi!! on this fortnightly episode we talk about PMDD 420, portals and America's first drag queen William Dorsey Swann <3

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val's insta @teenbeat_84

helloooo! we have a super special episode today because we interviewed trap powerhouses Cartel Madras <3 

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@thotpolice

@clarapluton

@teenbeat_84

originally broadcast Monday December 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Seattle 

we're back!! we talk about enya, reparenting your inner child and give ya'll a lil non monogamy check in

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val's insta @teenbeat_84

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originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Seattle 

it's another q & gay episode!! we answer your queeries and talk about our trip to europe <3 

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we are sending you this transmission from paris! woo! 

on this fortnightly episode we talk about our experience maneuvering non monogamy EEK! 

it's a spicy one <3 

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val's ig @teenbeat_84

we love you, stay gay! 

this episode was originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle 

on this fortnightly episode we talk about ghosting, we roast susan sontag, and deeply debrief what's been going on in our lives this october

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val's insta: teenbeat_84

hi!! we play our september 24th town hall recording <3 it's so much fun. 

we talk about workplace pooping, men in 10 gallon hats and our 6 gay agreements

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val's insta: @teenbeat_84

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hello! this episode was originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle

on this episode we talk about why white men don't get wet in the rain, gossip, the trans queerstory of the wild west & a surprise mystery guest calls into the station! 

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val's insta: teenbeat_84

we love you! stay gay! 

hello!!!! A NEW EPISODE HAS ARRIVED

we talk about being codependent lesbians, lil nas x & adult babies. 

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<3 

on this fortnightly episode Val and Clara talk about sexologist, performance artist and porn star Annie Sprinkle as well as a DEEP DEEEP dive into top and bottom culture. IT'S A GOOD ONE. 

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val's ig: teenbeat_84

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originally broadcast Monday August 5th 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LP FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle

on this fortnightly episode we talk about our trip down the coast, we answer your q's & play a mini interview with scientist Emily Waldron! 

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find us on facebook at facebook.com/hotdykesradio

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val's insta: teenbeat_84

emily's insta: djmoho

originally broadcast Monday July 22nd on 104.9 KHUH LPFM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle

on this fortnightly episode we talk about the queer history of Coney Island, rant about boomers, the new cats trailer and obviously.. Are You The One?! 

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**THE AUDIO IS A LIL BLOWN OUT. MERCURY RETROGRADE AND CHILL**

this episode was originally broadcast Monday July 8th on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio 

on this fortnightly episode we talk about aging in the queer community, techie infants, queerstory about the fat acceptance movement & obviously.. Megan Rapinoe

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val's IG: teenbeat_84

ok we love you <3 stay gay! 

hello!! this is such a fun episode.. we broadcast a live episode we did at The Rendezvous in Seattle & then play an interview with Portland based witch, tarot reader and intuitive Erin Aquarian 

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val's insta: teenbeat_84

erin's insta: fulltimewitch

we <3 you STAY GAY

originally broadcast June 11th 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM 

hellooo we are back with a fortnightly episode where we talk with comedy super star Graham Downing. we chat about acid, improv, existentialism and so so much more <3

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heY GAYS!!

we're bringing you this episode from our rented nissan sentra parked on a street in sunny Arleta, California. 

on this fortnightly episode we talk about jealousy, an asteroid nearly hitting the earth, weddings & an interview with Pallavi Gunalan who is a scientist AND a stand up comedian WOW!

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val's ig: teenbeat_84

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this episode was originally broadcast Monday April 29 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LPFM Seattle Hollow Earth Radio 

on this fortnightly episode Val & Clara talk about the placebo effect, beach breeze flavored red bull & the existential implication of embarrassment

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originally broadcast Monday April 15th 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle 

on this fortnightly episode Val and Clara talk about the royal they-by, concept creep & a queerstory on intersex activism! 

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val's IG @teenbeat_84

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<3 

this episode was originally broadcast April 1st 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle

we are back in the booth baby! on this fortnightly episode we talked to Real Queer America author Samantha Allen and her wife Corey Burke. We talk about how they met, their ideal queer utopias, the process of writing the book & so so much more. 

find Samantha Allen @SLAwrites on Twitter

find Corey @CoreyLizette on instagram 

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Clara's insta @realcrissangel

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we are back with another bedroom episode!! <3 

we talk about Fergie, QAnon, Val launches a Daylight Saving Time conqueeracy theory & we end on a queerstory about Tove Jansson

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we love you! stay gay! 

originally broadcast on Hollow Earth Radio 104.9 KHUH LP FM in Seattle, Washington 

on this fortnightly episode Val & Clara discuss how mercury's retrograde shadow period is messing with their lives, Stormy Daniels and they broadcast an interview with the folx behind Indigenize Productions 

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hi!! this episode was originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio

a lil mini episode for ya'll to get us back on our schedule!! 

we talk about katy perry, bombing in minneapolis & a queerstory on josephine baker

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AN EPISODE ON AN OFF WEEK TO MAKE UP FOR MISSING LAST WEEK!!

this was recorded in our bedroom on a zoom recorder LMAO so the quality isn't going to be as good and it might be a little more quiet than normal. we just wanted to give ya'll the CONTENT that was buzzing in our brains. 

on this episode Val and I talk about the intense snow conditions in seattle, the glorification of serial killers, a queerstory on Mabel Hampton & The Harlem Renissance and a maaain body on S E X <3

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we love you <3 stay gay! 

originally broadcast on January 21st 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LPFM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle

on this fortnightly episode Val & Clara discuss MLK Jr Day, digging up old tweets & a queerstory on disabled lesbians 

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val's insta: @teenbeat_84

on this fortnightly episode Val and Clara have on Seattle drag entertainer and all around incredible woman Cucci Binaca 

they talk about melted cheese, growing up in Nevada, Ginuwine & the collective consciousness which surrounds us all. 

find cucci on ig @cuccibinaca

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& val @teenbeat_84

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originally broadcast Monday December 24th 2018 on 104.9 KHUH LPFM Seattle Hollow Earth Radio 

on this fortnightly episode Val and Clara discuss the new Ellen special, solstice intentions and the Radical Queens collective. 

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we love you, stay gay! 

originally broadcast on Monday December 10th 2018 on 104.9 KHUH LPFM Hollow Earth Radio 

on this fortnightly episode Val & Clara talk about dead presidents, the tumblr porn ban and the queerstory of butches and femmes. 

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we love you! stay gay! 

originally broadcast on November 26, 2018 on 104.9 KHUH LPFM Seattle 

on this fortnightly episode Val and Clara give ya'll a crash course on how to survive the holidays, play excerpts from their november live shows, and honor queer Jewish radicals. 

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originally broadcast on Monday November 12th 2018 on 104.9 KHUH LP FM

on this fortnightly episode Val & Clara celebrate ONE YEAR of HTWHD! they invite their friends Monisa Brown & Max Delsohn into the booth to talk about aliens, ghost visitings, and their favorite moments from the past year. 

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monisa's insta: @neesuhb

max's insta: @maxdelsohn 

originally broadcast on Monday October 29th on 104.9 KHUH LP FM Hollow Earth Radio

CW: Val speaks to an experience with sexual harassment in the first 7 minutes of the episode 

on this fortnightly episode Val and Clara talk about the joys of queer sex, the transformative power of laughter & a queerstory on the history of Samhain! 

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originally broadcast on Monday October 15th 2018 on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio

on this fortnightly episode Clara and Val talk about mental health day, read lesbian love letters of yore and ... interview JD SAMSON!!! 

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we love you! stay gay! 

originally broadcast on Monday October 1st 2018 on 104.9 KHUH FM Hollow Earth Radio 

on this fortnightly episode val and clara release a **NEW THEME SONG**, they discuss how they cope in this political climate, a queerstory on landdykes and rural queer community and broadcast a VERY SPECIAL interview with bruja, spiritual advisor, and motivational speaker Emilia Ortiz!

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originally broadcast on Monday September 17th 2018 on 104.9 KHUH FM Hollow Earth Radio

on this episode Val and Clara have a conversation with none other than PNW stand up icon and legend, El Sanchez!! we talk about queer parenting, tony romas, and the trials and tribulations of their extensive career as a stand up comic. 

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originally broadcast on Monday September 3rd on 104.9 KHUH LPFM Hollow Earth Radio 

on this weeks episode Val and Clara delve into the zeitgeist's meatiest tall tales: CONSPIRACY THEORIES! they also rant about jerry seinfeld and bring ya'll a queerstory on the importance of LGBT folx in STEM!

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originally broadcast on August 20th 2018 on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle

on this episode Val and Clara rant about space colonialism, deep dive into the relationship between lesbians and subarus, and do a listener requested review of the youtube series Carmilla

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originally broadcast Tuesday August 7th 2018 on 104.9 KHUH LPFM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle

in this episode Val and Clara talk about ageism, sister spit, and their visionary plans for launching The Lesbian School for Age of Aquarian Betterment 

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originally broadcast on tuesday july 24th on 104.9 khuh lp fm hollow earth radio seattle

on this episode val and clara discuss homophobic politicians, queer athletes, and love in the time of capitalism 

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originally broadcast on tuesday july 10th on 104.9 LP FM hollow earth radio seattle 

on this fortnightly episode val and clara discuss hannah gadsbey's nannette, paris is burning & they take your LISTENER QUESTIONS!! <3 <3 <3 thank you to everyone who has been sending us love n queries <3 <3 

as always;;;

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stay gay!! 

**hot takes with hot dykes does not necessarily represent the opinions of hollow earth radio, all lesbian opinions are Val and Clara's alone <3**

originally broadcast on june 26th 2018 on 104.9 Hollow Earth Radio KHUH LP FM Seattle

the mic is a little hot this episode SORRY!! #DIYQUEERS

on this fortnightly episode Val and Clara talk about detransitioning pieces, how much they love the show pose & how to call yourself in when you get called out. 

as alwayz-

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originally broadcast on june 12 2018 on SPACE 101.1 LPFM Seattle. on this fortnightly episode val and clara are gay mythbusters! tackling queer life's biggest existential questions. other musings include; lebron james' diva status & a queerstory portion on how our history is erased. 

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originally broadcast on may 29th 2018 on 104.9 Hollow Earth Radio KHUH LP FM Seattle. val and clara sat with poet, witch, and astrologer for seattle weekly Elissa Ball! they discuss the queerness of mercury, astro-cartography and everything in between.