Monday Morning Podcast

Bill rambles about leftover mushrooms, Moto GP, and keeping it light.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(45:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 11-14-16 Bill rambles about celebrity pundits, crying adults, and orange toupees.

(02:03:36) - Anything Better Preview & Picks - Week 11

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Bill rambles about Saturday Night Live, pilates, and having a 'staring problem'.

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Bill rambles about picking teams, preachers, and legal tender.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:25) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 11-7-16 - Bill rambles about 
Christmas shopping, getting rid of old shit, and this god damn election.

(01:30:19) - Anything Better Preview & Picks - Week 10

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Bill rambles with legendary Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagan about his new album 'Lighthouse', upcoming tour, and coming up in the 80's.  Also enjoy a regular episode of the TAMMP with Bill rambling about the world series, the election, and mid-game causes.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast with Duff McKagan

(46:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(01:19:53) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-31-16 Bill rambles about Halloween, the Cubs, and the Buffalo Bills.

(02:26:37) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks - Week 9

Bill rambles about returning from Paris, rivalries, and the neighbor's dogs.

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Bill rambles about performing in Paris, Vespas, and playoffs.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(35:07) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-24-24 - Bill rambles about emergency landings,not checking out, and 60 minutes.

(02:44:20) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week 8

Bill rambles about getting to Paris, broken luggage, and 'closure'.

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Bill talks with Keith Urban about Nashville in the 90's, writing, and record deals.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(01:03:44) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-17-16 - Bill rambles about Scientology, recording a special, and Washington DC.

(02:03:06) - Anything Better NFL Week 7 Preview & Picks 

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Bill rambles about Vince McMahon, insurance companies, and closing routs.

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Bill rambles with Josh Wolf about legends, plastic surgery, and industry suits.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(01:08:44) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 10-10-16 Bill rambles about hurricanes, robots, and potato pancakes.

(02:27:40) - Anything Better NFL Week 6 Picks & Preview 

Bill rambles about Halloween costumes, landlord stories, and over-cuddling.

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Bill rambles about Dikembe Mutombo, playoffs, and interplanetary travel.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 

(33:30) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-3-16 - Bill rambles about The Ryder Cup, owning a Pit Bull, and dead people's guitars.

(01:47:31) -  Anything Better NFL Picks & Preview Week 5 with Paul Virzi

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Bill rambles about red flags, the Oakland Athletics, and responses to 'ew ick' girl.

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Bill rambles about the power of the podcast, Fruit Loops in Europe, and streaming services.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(28:03) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 9-26-24 - Bill rambles about books, sex suits, and road rage.

(01:26:53) - Anything Better  NFL Picks & Preview Week 4 with Paul Vizi

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Bill rambles about his new Harley, ex's at weddings, and a girl who gets the 'ick'.

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Bill rambles about urgent care, shoe-less, travelers, and being a hoarder.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(34:41) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback

(01:40:46) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week 3

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Bill calls in sick.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(00:19) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback9-12-16 - Bill rambles about football, strip clubs, and quitting on stage.

(57:02) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week 2

Bill rambles about private gigs, God's worst work, and knots.

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Bill rambles about nerds ruining the world, how to live near a prison, and California.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(34:18) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 9-5-16 - Bill rambles about bringing food to a party, parties, and hecklers.

(01:44:00) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks - Week 1

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Bill rambles about sleep needs, the first two weeks of college, and job site lingo.

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Bill rambles with Nate Craig about roofer liabilities, mid-west sports, and the newspaper.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(48:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-29-16 - Bill rambles about golf wear, Reno, and winning the Grand Slam.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Jackson Five - I'll Bet

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Bill rambles about bear spray, ring camera surveillance, and glued up protesters.

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Bill rambles with comedian Tommy Tiernan about the Irish people, space to live, and the first puff.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(01:03:37) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback8-22-16 - Bill rambles about missing UFC 202, lewd behavior, and WrestleMania.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Ultraista - Bad Insect

Bill rambles about cars shows, Mike Love talking shit, and workplace hens.

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Bill rambles with Dean Delray about The Caverns, flipping quality stuff, and getting clipped on the 101.

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(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(01:01:11) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-15-16 - Bill rambles about 
supermodels, mootz-ah-rella, and Billy Squier.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Pearl Jam - Amongst The Waves

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Bill rambles about shoving things in drawers, pancakes for love, and CrossFit controversy.

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Bill rambles about going to see 'Sorcerer', joining the cast of Glengarry Glen Ross, and the Vatican.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(37:53) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-8-24 Bill rambles about performing in England, afternoon shows, and The Real Fast N Loud Arabs of London.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Smooth Jazz Allstars - On Broadway (George Benson Cover)

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Bill rambles about the demise of Los Angeles's public transportation, clam digging, and men facing a lion.

Bill rambles about the Olympics, hospital food, and 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(34:55) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-1-24 - Bill rambles about Dublin, jet lag, and performing in a tent.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Dhani Harrison - For You Blue

Bill rambles about talking to bears, learning you have Asperger's, and firing your own boss.

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Bill rambles about riding a new Harley, the Iraq War, and the threat of everyone getting along.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(39:22) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-25-24 Bill rambles about The South,  security, and Deep Purple.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:Pink Floyd - Run Like Hell (Pulse: Live)

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Bill rambles about the theater of politics, getting fingerprinted at work, and tattling adults.

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Bill rambles about Bob Newhart, generations, and Teddy Atlas.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:05) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mark Guiliana - Just Listen

Bill rambles about his staycation, the assassination attempt, and NYC's trash collection.

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Bill rambles about stadiums, his new special, and songs about boyfriends.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(33:06) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-11-16 - Bill rambles about hairy backs, 80’s gyms, and destroying property.

Bill rambles about Costner's new movie, a maple donut, and Jehovah's Witness.

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Bill rambles about the 4th of July, actors who served, and invading America.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:16) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback -7-4-16 - Bill rambles about cleaning up,the Austrian Grand Prix, and journeyman Quarterbacks.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:The Grateful Dead - Deal (Live at Cornell 5-8-77)

Bill rambles about filming his new special, Seattle sights, and data centers.

Bill rambles about Seattle, advice for the 'hawk tuah' girl, and his explore page.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:40) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-27-24 - Bill rambles about groups, barbershops, and shit farms.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:Pearl Jam - Oceans

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Bill rambles about excited donkeys, 70's kids movies, and choking.

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Bill rambles about another championship, comeback cities, and retiring his anger.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(34:30) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback6-20-16 - Bill rambles about death, lifeguards, and not crossing the finish line.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Beastie Boys - The Scoop

Bill rambles about the Celtics, A.I. we didn't ask for, and fake meat.

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Bill rambles about Tom Brady's HOF induction, getting arrested, and following JAY-Z.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(33:19) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-13-24 - Bill rambles about the Cup, creepy coaches, and birthdays.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Jaydiohead - Dirt Off Your Android 

Bill rambles about his birthday, his fighting abilities, and congestion fees.

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Bill rambles about Denver, latte art, and 'today's climate'.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:44) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-6-16 Bill rambles about dying your hair, sandwiches, and blue LAY-DEEZ.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Elvis Presley - American Trilogy (Live at MSG)

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Bill rambles about chipping his tooth, gambling on kids, and the French Revolution.

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Bill rambles about his radio tour, pool scenes, and perfume in magazines.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(30:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback -5-30-24 Bill rambles about Lilly's Eggs, boxing, and porno.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:Ghost of Vroom 3 - Still Getting It Done

Bill rambles about doofus dads, buying a car, and being stranded at sea.

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Bill rambles with Fahim Anwar about Boeing, Seattle, and Rambo III.

(00:00)- Thursday Afternoon Podcast 

(57:18) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mitch Murder - Shores of Orion

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Bill rambles about comment sections, irrational fears, and making out with a stripper in another country.

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Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about choosing a beer, playoffs, and getting into with a guy in a wheel chair.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(51:17) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-16-16 Bill rambles about his dream garage, writer's block, and revenge.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: DK the Drummer - Echo (feat. Swamburger, DiViNCi)

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Bill rambles about pink whores, home court advantage, and corporate charity.

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Bill rambles about the Bruins, Snoop at the Hollywood Bowl, and Lee Majors.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(34:31) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mitch Murder - Race Day

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Bill rambles about the performing at the Hollywood Bowl, no-cash bail laws, and misandrists.

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Bill rambles about the 'Unfrosted' premiere, reading greens, and microplastics.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:19) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-2-16 - Bill rambles about moldy people, 
losing health insurance, and Bruce drops a deuce.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Phish - Weekapaug Groove (Live at the Hollywood Bowl 8.8.11)

Bill rambles about putting, looking for photos on his phone, and the news.

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Bill rambles about life after the fall out, drumming to Willow Smith, and 'Unfrosted: The Pop Tart Movie'.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(33:33) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback4-25-16 Bill rambles about youtube families, 
Blues/Hawks, and Tom Brady.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Willow Smith - Symptom Of Life

Bill rambles about 'getting too old for this shit', Maynard's birthday show, and blue collar lingo.

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Bill rambles about the 80's, war for resources, and driving at night in Los Angeles.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-18-16 Bill rambles about getting mauled, 
French maids, and vampires.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Allman Brothers - Jessica

Bill rambles about presenting an award, the passage of time, and more corporate lingo.

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Bil rambles about the tooth 'fairy', OJ Simpson, and yelling with raised eye-brows.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:25) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-11-26 -Bill rambles about
Shell Companies, the Bruins, and Ice Cream Parlors.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Smashing Pumpkins - Zero

Bill rambles about Yellow Springs, the eclipse, and corporate lingo.

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Bill rambles about real estate agents, Steve Martin, and a small airport.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(34:27) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-416 - Bill rambles about cake walks, psychos and Detroit.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Gilad Hekselman - Eye in the Sky

Bill rambles about the history of the easter bunny, Ohtani 'not gambling', and surprise nose jobs.

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Bill rambles about back alley weed gummies, the Patrice O'Neal Benefit, and the Von Erich brothers.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-28-16 Bill rambles about scooters, skateboards, and STDs.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude - GZA - Liquid Swords

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Bill rambles about Missouri, the 'perfect man' robot, and I Dream Of Jeannie.

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Bill rambles with Dave Elitch about his new course 'Stay Out Of Your Own Way', musical injuries, and bruising easily.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(44:42) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-21-16 Bill rambles about Andrew Jackson, 
douche bags, and clam on clam violence. 

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:Smashing Pumpkins - Zero

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Bill rambles about St. Patrick's day, bear claw donuts, and which TV character he'd like to be.

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Bill rambles with Esther Povitsky about being 'alone together', snacks that let you down, and her new movie 'Drugstore June' .

Drugstore June is available to rent or buy on all platforms.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(40:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-14-26 - Bill rambles aboutWorld War II Leaflets,Los Angeles, and painting your own home.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Madonna - I'll Remember

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Bill rambles about Irish looking people, going to Indianapolis, and revolting against face I.D.

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Bill rambles about parking garage valets, world building, and getting drunk with DeRosa back in the day.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 

(31:36) - Thursday Throwback 3-7-16 Bill rambles about blow, cake, and the UFC.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Chico Hamilton - Conquistadors 

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Bill rambles about nasty yoga studios, fasting, and ice-wall logic.

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Bill rambles about '60s social scenes, the legendary Richard Lewis, and old television habits.

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Bill rambles about his shows in the Pacific Northwest, weight-loss drugs, and having a 'go-bag'.

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Bill rambles about back springs, the patriarchy, and Portland.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(34:36) - Thursday Throwback 2-22-16 - Bill rambles about winter, the NBA, and Hitler.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Phish - Bathtub Gin (7/25/17)

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Bill rambles about happy loud people, flat earth motivation, and cheerleaders.

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Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about old casinos, assisted reality, and broadcast gimmicks.

Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, leaving a loud party, and the Sphere.

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Bill rambles about car jacks, arguing, and doing his act in French.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:28) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-8-16 Bill rambles about the Broncos, three toed sloths, and putting your dick on the table. 

(01:32:48) - Anything Better Super Bowl Preview & 'I Bought You A Gift With Your Money' with Paul Virzi

Bill rambles about his fast food dreams, Escape from New York, and losing to the market.

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Bill rambles with Jon Lovitz about how little respect they have for each other.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(01:04:21) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-1-16 - Bill rambles about 
Girl Scout Cookies, Open Carry, and Superbowl Analysis.

Bill rambles about the NFL Championship games, cold plunges, and an evil sister-in-law.

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Bill rambles about 'wide right', money, and entourages.

00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

32:05 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback1-25-16 Bill rambles about the Patriots loss, the Bonzo Bash, and the world's poop.

01:38:12 - Anything Better Championship Weekend Preview & Picks with Paul Virzi

Bill rambles about the second staircase, the Epstein list, and birthday gifts.

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Bill rambles about the election, pump up music, and studio musicians.

00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

32:00 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-18-16 - Bill rambles about Vancouver, Hail Mary's and El Chapo.

01:34:35 - Anything Better NFL Divisional Playoffs Preview & Picks

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Bill rambles about being in the mountains, Peacock, and A.I. training us.

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Bill rambles about the great Bill Belechick, drumming at the Bon Scott tribute, and tough gigs.

The 11th Annual Patrice O'Neal Comedy Benefit

Tuesday, March 26th New York City Center131 West 55th St. 

Tickets can be purchased online at nycitycenter.org/Patrice2024

00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

32:55 - Thursday Throwback 1-11-16 - Bill rambles about lasagna, heights, and vasectomies.

01:31:04 - Super Wild Card Weekend NFL Preview & Picks

Bill rambles about bob sledding, public restrooms, and gout.

New Dates Added:  www.billburr.com/TOUR

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Bill rambles about the upcoming Dean Delray Bonscott Tribute, old school slapping, and Boston sports.

(00:00)  Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:51) Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-4-14- Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, the Stanford Band, and the "I'm sorry" fall.

(01:38:57) Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks with Paul Virzi

Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, tailgating, and Southwestern Airlines.

Bill rambles about hitting the scale, sex with robots, and orange slices with your coffee.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 

(33:35) - Thursday Throwback 12-28-23 - Bill rambles about lumberjacks, Alan Jazeera, and liking the odds. 

(01:34:34) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks

Bill rambles about Christmas Day, having a back-up plan for your dreams, and realizing you're the asshole.

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Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about working at a driving range, touring together, and shooting Old Dads.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(47:08) -  Thursday Throwback 12-21-23 Bill rambles about dog shit, tape worms, and giving thanks.

(01:41:25) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks

Bill rambles about seeing Queens of the Stone Age, 'no make-up', and Southwest Airlines overweight passenger policy.

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Bill rambles with Adam Driver about his new film Ferrari - directed by Michael Mann, questioning their careers, and 'pre-psychiatry' times.  

Ferrariopens Christmas Day in theaters.

(00:00)  - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(39:34) - Thursday Throwback 12-14-23 Bill rambles about Human Cellophane, personal information, and the Dominican Republic.

(01:35:11) - Anything Better Week 15 NFL Picks & Preview

Bill rambles about puking, the election, and electric cars.

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Bill rambles with Gavin Matts about his new special, Canada, and guns.

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(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(55:41) - Thursday Throwback 12-7-15 Bill rambles about Christmas, buying a car, and the Patriots.

(01:06:10) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week

Bill rambles about 2024 Tour Dates, Ozempic, and starting a book club.

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Bill rambles about clutter, the algorithm, and old politicians.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:33) - Thursday Throwback 11-23-15 Bill rambles about drinking yourself to death, giant fish tanks, and the draw play.

(01:26:50) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks