Porn Minus Porn

In this episode of "Black Tie Nights," nerdy Ryan returns in a bid to become Cooper and Olivia's assistant. And a famous surfer dude ditches his groupies to find love with an older woman.

In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation.

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Elise Jordan, Brittany Vogel, Mishell Livio, Allie Keller, Dylan Hackworth, Sam Kyker and Justin Hamby.

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media. You can follow the show's creator on Twitter @BowmanInc

In this episode of "Black Tie Nights," Cooper and Olivia try to hire an assistant for their matchmaking service and a famous soap opera star gets a date with a huge nerd.

In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation.

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Elise Jordan, Katie Heath, Kristen Rau, McKenzie Morrell, Dylan Hackworth and Gabe Caruso.

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media. You can follow the show's creator on Twitter @BowmanInc

It's time for a brand new series. We're now following "Black Tie Nights." In the first episode, "Date and Switch," Olivia tries to get over the grief of her dead husband while Cooper plays matchmaker in the least efficient way possible.

In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation.

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Elise Jordan, Katie Heath, Kristen Rau, McKenzie Morrell, Dylan Hackworth and Gabe Caruso.

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media. You can follow the show's creator on Twitter @BowmanInc

In Hotel Exotica, a woman tries to salvage her terrible marriage with a meathead lawyer. Her sister looks to rebound after a breakup with her weird artist boyfriend. Romance, hallucinations, psychic encounters and a lingerie fashion show await the women at Hotel Exotica. The movie is really quite awful.

In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation.

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Brittany Vogel, Elise Jordan, Chrissy Bruzek, Alex Raynor, Dylan Hackworth, Carlos Rivera, Grant Collins and Justin Hamby.

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media. You can follow the show's creator on Twitter @BowmanInc

In the Season One "Life on Top" finale, Sophie decides whether to take a new job in New York or move to Las Vegas to play poker for a living, Cassia prepares to open her own restaurant and Maya finally gets another shot at kickboxing.

In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation.

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Claire Swanson, Kristen Rau, Bre Brown, Jennifer Kaesheimer, Maya Haughton, Sam Kyker, Kevin Mullaney, Tim Lee and Matthew Tucker.

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media

This is the single dumbest script we've ever done.  Sophie must decide if she'll follow Ty on a lifetime poker quest, Cassia must choose whether to start her own restaurant or stay at Cafe Delices,  Bella's rich douche ex-boyfriend Tom cooks up the weirdest date imaginable and all the main characters visit a psychic.

In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation.

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Alex Wiseman, Elise Jordan, Angie McMahon, Emma Macmillan, McKenzie Morrell, Sam Kyker, Gabe Caruso, Matt Pina, Bill Meincke and Alex LeBaron.

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media

Bella battles her existential crisis by sitting naked in a bathtub with her friends, and Cassia gets some unexpected help with her dream of opening her own restaurant 

In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation.

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Alex Wiseman, Elise Jordan, Angie McMahon, Emma Macmillan, McKenzie Morrell, Sam Kyker, Gabe Caruso, Matt Pina, Bill Meincke and Alex LeBaron.

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media

Bella's friends plan an incredibly stupid surprise birthday party for her, Maya and D make up, Bella hooks up separately with her old flame Andre and her best friend Cassia, and Avi tries to make amends for sexually harassing Sophie by throwing a large amount of money at her.

In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation.

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Erin Diehl, Elise Jordan, Rebecca Grossman, Catharine Savage, Emily Hock, Tim Lee, Matt Pina, Sam Kyker and Gabe Caruso.

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media.

Sophie gets her crotch waxed for the first time and finally plays some real poker (two entire hands!), Bella proves herself to be a photography prodigy and Maya deals with some serious sexual frustration.

In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation.

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Erin Diehl, Elise Jordan, Rebecca Grossman, Catharine Savage, Emily Hock, Tim Lee, Matt Pina, Sam Kyker and Gabe Caruso.

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media.

How hard could it be to make a decent Star Wars porn parody? Apparently very hard. Listen to a lackluster retelling of the original Star Wars film that somehow includes just four sex scenes, each less inspired than the last. They didn't even come up with "sexy" versions of the original character names! Dong Vader? Hand Solo? Princess Lay-ya? Luke Skyhumper? Nothin'. It's disturbingly lazy, even for porn.

In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation.

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Nick Bernardi, Elise Jordan, Allie Keller, Bre Brown, Sam Kyker, Matt Fox, Ross Compton, Adam Shalzi and Bill Stern.

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media

Sophie finally goes on a date with the guy who's been bugging her since the season premiere.  There's a ton of boring dialogue about poker.  Maya tries to rebound by sleeping with her yoga instructor.  Bella reunites with her role-playing neighbors.  And Regina quenches her urges by hooking up with a bouncer.

In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation.

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Shelby Plummer, Jennifer Kaesheimer, Allison Ungar, Kristen Rau, Catharine Savage, Sam Kyker, Kevin Mullaney, Tim Lee, Matt Pina and Matt Fox

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media

Maya's kickboxing career is over before it begins.  Sophie refuses to sleep with a client to win his business.  Bella and Andre have a lovers' quarrel.  And Vincent attempts to photograph the single dumbest model in the history of mankind.

Bonus: Listen for the moaning homeless man who barged into our theater moments before the end of the episode.  Live theater, ain't nothin' like it.

In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation.

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Shelby Plummer, Jennifer Kaesheimer, Allison Ungar, Kristen Rau, Catharine Savage, Sam Kyker, Kevin Mullaney, Tim Lee, Matt Pina and Matt Fox

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media

Sophie, Regina, Bella and Maya blow off steam at a night club.  Maya's kickboxing trainer shares his true feelings.  And Sophie's boss Avi ascends to super-creep status.

You may note we've got an episode missing before this one.  A technical glitch botched the recording.  We'll bring you Episode 115 down the road for completion's sake.

In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation.

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Bre Brown, Kristen Rau, Jennifer Kaesheimer, Emily Hock, McKenzie Morrell, Kannan Arumugam, Alex LeBaron, Sam Kyker and Matt Pina

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media

Sophie finally quenches her urge and sleeps with her awful boss Avi.  Maya finally quenches her urge and sleeps with her trainer.  And a three-way with her best friend and a coworker leaves Cassia heartbroken.

In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation.

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Erin Diehl, Jennifer Kaesheimer, Rebecca Grossman, Elise Jordan, Emily Hock, Matt Pina, Sam Kyker, Tim Lee and Alex LeBaron.

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media

Maya sucks at her new job, but a fling with a hated coworker kinda makes up for it.  Bella reconnects with a film director pal from her past. And Sophie attempts to heal from her crush on her boss with some retail therapy.

In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation.

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Erin Diehl, Jennifer Kaesheimer, Rebecca Grossman, Elise Jordan, Emily Hock, Matt Pina, Sam Kyker, Tim Lee and Alex LeBaron.

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media

Sophie wrestles with the discovery that her sister Bella is an erotic model.  Maya hooks up with a random guy to relieve the stress from not being able to hook up with her personal trainer.  Bella has uninspired role play sex with her neighbors.  And Sophie starts a new job she will surely hate.

In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation.

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Jennifer Kaesheimer, Allie Keller, Alex Wiseman, Rebecca Grossman, Elise Jordan, Matt Fox, Tim Lee, Alex LeBaron and Matt Pina.

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media

We rewind to the very first episode of the first season of Cinemax's soft-core series "Life on Top."  Meet brilliant college senior Sophie and her bombshell erotic model sister Bella.  How will Sophie and her college roommate react when they move to New York in search of their big break?

In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real porn script without preparation.

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Jennifer Kaesheimer, Allie Keller, Alex Wiseman, Rebecca Grossman, Elise Jordan, Matt Fox, Tim Lee, Alex LeBaron and Matt Pina.

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media

In the thrilling Season 2 finale of "Life on Top," all the cliffhangers that have been left dangling are tied up in one sexy bow.  What was up with Vincent's phone call at the farm?  Will Peter and Tippi work out?  Will Avi cash in on the corporate espionage he commissioned in the season premiere?  What was the last item on Regina's sexual bucket list?  Will Bella give up nude modeling to pursue a career as a photographer?  Did anyone bother to plan out this season or did the writers suddenly remember they had a million dangling plot threads?

Porn Minus Porn is a live recording of Under the Gun Theater's recreation of a script from the adult Cinemax series, "Life on Top."  The actors received their scripts only after stepping on stage

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Sam Howard, Claire Swanson, Jennifer Kaesheimer, Allison Reese, Catharine Savage, Kevin Mullaney, Sam Kyker, Tim Lee, Greg Callozzo and Adam Shalzi.

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media

In this episode, Club Embryo hires a smokin' hot new bartender named Nikki.  The entire cast is transfixed by her sheer sexual charisma.

Porn Minus Porn is a live recording of Under the Gun Theater's recreation of a script from the adult Cinemax series, "Life on Top."  The actors received their scripts only after stepping on stage.

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Sam Howard, Claire Swanson, Jennifer Kaesheimer, Allison Reese, Catharine Savage, Kevin Mullaney, Sam Kyker, Tim Lee, Greg Callozzo and Adam Shalzi.

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media

Fifty Shades of Grey was an unsexy cinematic trainwreck that somehow managed to earn $570 million dollars worldwide.  Find out if the dialogue holds up when we remove the sex scenes and focus on these two terrible characters. The actors received their scripts only after stepping on stage.

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Kannan Arumugam, Claire Swanson, Elise Jordan and Adam Shalzi.

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media.

In this episode, sex-crazed Regina is paralyzed by the prospect she might have to get married someday. 

Porn Minus Porn is a live recording of Under the Gun Theater's recreation of a script from the adult Cinemax series, "Life on Top."  The actors received their scripts only after stepping on stage.

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Kannan Arumugam, Greg Callozzo, Grace Blakeman, Allison Reese, Alex Wiseman, Kristen Rau, Rebecca Grossman, Jennifer Kaesheimer, Daniel Ennion, Matt Fox and Gabe Caruso.

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media.

In this episode, a power outage throws New York into chaos.  Sexy, sexy chaos.

Porn Minus Porn is a live recording of Under the Gun Theater's recreation of a script from the adult Cinemax series, "Life on Top."  The actors received their scripts only after stepping on stage.

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Kannan Arumugam, Greg Callozzo, Grace Blakeman, Allison Reese, Alex Wiseman, Kristen Rau, Rebecca Grossman, Jennifer Kaesheimer, Daniel Ennion, Matt Fox and Gabe Caruso.

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media

In this episode, Avi and Bella rekindle old flames while Tippi is a moron.  

Porn Minus Porn is a live recording of Under the Gun Theater's recreation of a script from the adult Cinemax series, "Life on Top."  The actors received their scripts only after stepping on stage.

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Grace Blakeman, Kristen Rau, Elise Jordan, Shelby Plummer, Jennifer Kaesheimer, Alex LeBaron, Alex Manich, Gabe Caruso and Greg Callozzo.

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media

In this episode, Regina enlists her friends to help complete her extensive sexual bucket list as the clock winds toward her 30th birthday.

Porn Minus Porn is a live recording of Under the Gun Theater's recreation of a script from the adult Cinemax series, "Life on Top."  The actors received their scripts only after stepping on stage.

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Grace Blakeman, Kristen Rau, Elise Jordan, Shelby Plummer, Jennifer Kaesheimer, Alex LeBaron, Alex Manich, Gabe Caruso and Greg Callozzo.

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media

In this episode, Bella visits a friend who likes wandering her farm naked and Doug falls madly in love with DJ Siren.

Porn Minus Porn is a live recording of Under the Gun Theater's recreation of a script from the adult Cinemax series, "Life on Top."  The actors received their scripts only after stepping on stage.

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Shelby Plummer, Catharine Savage, Alex Wiseman, Grace Blakeman, Allie Keller, Matt Fox, Kevin Mullaney, Gabe Caruso, Will Meinen and Grant Collins

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media

In this episode, last-minute wedding plans force the gang to pull together (and have sex).

Porn Minus Porn is a live recording of Under the Gun Theater's recreation of a script from the adult Cinemax series, "Life on Top."  The actors received their scripts only after stepping on stage.  

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Shelby Plummer, Catharine Savage, Alex Wiseman, Grace Blakeman, Allie Keller, Matt Fox, Kevin Mullaney, Gabe Caruso, Will Meinen and Grant Collins

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media

In this episode, a plan to bring customers to a struggling nightclub backfires. 

Porn Minus Porn is a live recording of Under the Gun Theater's recreation of a script from the adult Cinemax series, "Life on Top."  The actors received their scripts only after stepping on stage.  

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Allie Keller, Alex Wiseman, Claire Swanson, Emily Hock, Rebecca Grossman, Jennifer Kaesheimer, Grace Blakeman, Gabe Caruso, Daniel Ennion, Patrick Rowland and Alex LeBaron.

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media

In this episode, a chef's aphrodisiac recipes wreak sexual havoc on an office. 

Porn Minus Porn is a live recording of Under the Gun Theater's recreation of a script from the adult Cinemax series, "Life on Top."  The actors received their scripts only after stepping on stage.  

This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Allie Keller, Alex Wiseman, Claire Swanson, Emily Hock, Rebecca Grossman, Jennifer Kaesheimer, Grace Blakeman, Gabe Caruso, Daniel Ennion, Patrick Rowland and Alex LeBaron.

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media