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On this week's podcast Rosie is under the weather but in true SMA fashion there are still some beefs to be shared! The pair discuss creamy bananas, Face Timing while driving and they deliberate over something Chris watched outside a pub. QFTP's involve Snap Chatting with Keith and a disturbing farming incident.

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The clocks have gone back and we’re all feeling strange! This week, the Ramseys have been on a trip to Harrogate, Chris encountered a child with a very unusual name and Rosie has been dreaming about mice… or has she? 

The beefs this week include some rivetting conversation in a lodge and an early bedtime. We also revisit a QFTP from a couple of weeks ago and find out what really goes down during brass band competitions...

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On the podcast this week The Ramey's discuss calling in sick, anxiety dreams and Chris' car problems. They have some IRL sex swing correspondence and a wonderful SMA has sent in a musical contribution! There is some more Would Rosie Eat, some illness related beefs and a QFTP involving a catheter!

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Join us live from the SMA bakery for a very bread-heavy episode, thanks to Rosie's new bread maker… Rosie has a bone to pick with hotel showers and Chris serves up another round of Would Rosie Eat That.

There’s a surprise in the beefs - and QFTPs clear up some of our questions about sex clubs, as well as an extremely upsetting story about some butter and an ick that has given Rosie a new idea...

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It's all happening on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed! Sex parties, death, an unusual way of eating cereal and even some religion chat! Beefs are domestic and Rosie is onboard with the weather!

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Chris and Rosie discuss Mr Pointless, Rosie's Chinese takeaway alert and how sugar is taking a back seat. They unlock some 90's nostalgia with movies and footwear and Chris gets distracted by Bagpipes. We also get another serving of Would Rosie Eat and some chip related beef. QTFP involve some nose picking and bed time accident!

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It's a QFTP special but that doesn't stop Chris and Rosie having a quick childcare debrief and an update on 'Golf, Grappling and Good Vibes'. They also chat about how people behave at the early stages of a relationship and why Rosie was embarrassed to call the driving range. QFTP's cover a range of topics - food in a cinema, a repurposed sponge, stinky revenge and some unforgivable behaviour at a fancy hotel.

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On this week's podcast Rosie reveals a new alarm system she has put in to place. She also shares a new shower habit. Chris is still in the thick of Christember and the pair discuss their appearance on The One Show. All of this plus some Would Rosie Eat, a sleepy beef and some brilliant QFTP's.

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This week on the podcast Rosie shares what ID she used on a recent flight, prepare to be surprised! They also talk about the new book and reveal some more Would Rosie Eat choices! All of this plus some beefs and an in real time plea to Instagram to answer a TV related question.

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The kids are back to school! Chris and Rosie have concerns over the parenting after they've been schooled by their 8 eight year old! Rosie brings some yodelling to the podcast and starts thinking of what to start studying. The pair chat surveys, Chris' sore throat and an awkward encounter with a pop star. Would Rosie Eat returns AND Chris provides a new milk based quiz! Plus Beefs and a magnetic QFTP!

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On this week's podcast Chris introduces a new month to the calendar! The couple discuss office jobs, admin and what the kids thought of their Summer Holidays. Would Rosie Eat makes a comeback and the beefs are garlic based. They also take a tour of movies they are going to watch together, The Notebook anyone?

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On this week's podcast the Ramsey's discuss summer holidays, bad smells and ankle socks! Chris shares the details of a recent incident involving some young people and Rosie gets another chance to play Would Rosie Eat... Beefs are getting weather related QFTP cover hot crocs, pet shop banter and an unfortunate trip to the hospital. Also this week Chris and Rosie share their thoughts on dating again...

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It's still summer in the North East and the Ramsey's discuss optimal temperatures and Rosie has some stories from Rhodes which leads to a very sweaty hypothetical scenario from Chris.The Lucrative Sponsor launches a discussion about music in restaurants and the pair discuss how much fun Rosie and Kate had playing cafe's and restaurants. Beefs are buttery and Chris can't leave the garden toys out... there's also a sub beef! Some brilliant QFTP's plus is there a new segment on the podcast?

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This week on the podcast, The Ramseys have done a big newspaper interview… what could have possibly gone wrong?! It was Chris’ birthday, and the sun has been shining - but even so, something he passed in the street made him very envious… 

We also have two crisp-adjacent beefs, as well as QFTPs which feature unacceptable utensil use, more old wives tales and a very eloquent child. 

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This week on the podcast, Chris gets a lesson about the menopause and Rosie has a taken her new kitchen gadget for a spin. It’s the summer holidays - so there’s a garden-based beef as well as a new habit that has seeped into the relationship. QTFPs include a joiner who gets a little too comfortable, a very middle-class child and a *very* dirty one night stand. 

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Chris and Rosie are back from their holidays and get ready for the drama which started before they even landed! The pair explain what happened on their flight and why they have so much respect for Doctors and flight attendants. They talk about alternative ways of living together, secret hugs, travel neck pillows and kids holiday fashion.

Only one beef this week and QFTP's cover other uses for nappies, Minecraft icks and a fly in a concerning place.

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Chris and Rosie are on their holidays but are still delivering a QFTP's bumper ep! There's icks, there's a sex toy and of course some mistaken identity. All of this and some general holiday chat chat!

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On this week's podcast Rosie goes through some of her old notes on her phone... she uncovers a song and a list of presents that never materialised. Plus there is some poetry and a new character from Chris. There's some Carl Hutchinson content, a gifted shot and a Peleton update. QFTP's involve ham, football manager and some quite disturbing revenge!

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On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Sports Day, Mark Whalberg's regime and the importance of sun screen! Rosie reveals that she has confessed a crush and Chris has a new sport to add to grappling. It's a QFTP special with some icks, a strange crime and an unfortunate parent incident. All of this plus Rosie thinks of a new business venture!

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On this week's podcast Rosie is excited by her Apple watch and Chris get animated over back of the knee sweat. Sister Kate features this week and explains the lengths she went to get her dog to come back. Beefs get emotional and QFTP's involve a gamer ick, peeing in public and perhaps the worse thing you can eat on a plane! Plus, is it okay to wear a track suit to a wedding?...

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In this episode of Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie discuss places they DON'T want to visit, Space being on the top of Rosie's list (even with 100 Tampons). Chris gives Mondays a kick up the backside and the beefs get personal when Chris reveals that Rosie read one of his texts. QFTP's involve an incredible/unusual kink and there are some stellar icks which kick off a chat about the John Barnes rap...cue Best Mate Steph!

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This week on the podcast Chris is feeling under the weather and the pair get nostalgic about working in a shop. Chris gets mad at Soft Play Dads and Rosie shares an SMA level pooh story. Other topics up for discussion - CostCo, free stuff, protests and eating a cucumber in public. All of this plus Rosie has been busy watching documentaries.

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This week, Rosie and Chris are off to London to do exciting things which they’re not allowed to talk about on the podcast, Chris has bumped into one of Rosie's old teachers at soft play and Rafe has revealed a development in our cashless society. We get an update after last week’s little argument… and the podcast also gets interrupted by the window cleaners. There are some questionable gym techniques discussed in QFTPs as well as a story from our favourite place… the GUM clinic!

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On the podcast this week things get serious when the Ramsey's start preparing for a joint 40th birthday party that is taking place in 2 years! As well as this they discuss cream out of a can, thieving from your doorstep and bad algorithms! QFTP's involve some Rosie's Mysteries and a dog based ick! PLUS Chris reveals that he has never seen the film Grease!

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On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discus their 'front street meet' and Rosie declares that what she REALLY wants, is a van! They discuss swearing in front of the kids and Chris keeps his promise and delivers on the bird quiz!

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It's a (kind of) sexy episode this week! Chris and Rosie chat Northern Lights, latte art, competitions and Chris does some coffee math! Rosie has been talking about Chris behind his back which gets back to him and causes some fresh beef. QTFP involve a new game, spag bowl and a roll on deodorant. PLUS Chris starts planning Rosie's quiz for next week.

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Chris and Rosie discuss childhood games, refreshment sharing on a train and a league table of 'going out'. Chris shows Rosie his jiu-jitsu video and awaits her reaction! They also discus the potential meaning of pineapples! QFTP's include a randy dog, worms and a discussion about quick sand.

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There's a rumour going around town about the Ramsey's... but is it true? The pair catch up after Rosie has been away for work and she presents Chris with the latest TikTok Bear/Man dilemma. The beef's get heated, there's some Star Wars explanation and QFTP's include a belly button investigation, an iron ick and a second time emailer!

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On this week's podcast Chris proclaims Rosie as his Best Friend and it's not reciprocated! They discuss leisure wear, the London Marathon, Rosie's algorithm's and her thoughts on sugar free Chocolate Mousse. They have a couple of crime based QFTP's and a rouge mushroom incident.

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On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie have a house guest who Chris is over the moon about! They discuss holiday abonnement issues, UFC and the correct colour of pooh. There's a bicep curl ick and a holiday getting high story!

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This week - there has been a potentially paranormal incident in the Ramsey bedroom, Rosie has discovered her newest toxic trait and Chris has spent a lot of time cleaning the hot tub….

Chris has a ‘thank you’ to give Rosie during the beefs, and QFTPs include an unconventional tattoo and piercing shop, as well as a dog walking incident!

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This week on the podcast, the Ramseys have had a bit of a rubbish bank holiday - Rafe has been poorly, Chris gave the last bag of crisps away and YouTube has been banned AGAIN. But things are looking up for Robin as he and Rosie have struck up a very lucrative easter egg deal…

A game of monopoly has inspired the beefs this week - and QFTPs include some very naughty dress up which gets a little bit too close to home…

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It's Easter soon and the Ramsey's are deep in chocolate eggs! They discuss their favorite cakes, what you can't drink on a train AND Rosie has been learning a rap for the boys bed time. Rosie has a driving beef with Chris and QFTP's involve a shy girl, an attempted bird rescue and a pooh on the beach.

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On this week's podcast Rosie gives a Comic Relief de-brief and has a list of things to remember for the next time she does live TV. Chris has been busy with self care but manages to present some facts about the difference between and orangery and a conservatory, plus we hear how Chris would sound if he had a house account on Social Media. There's a protein shake story, a shower ick and some gateaux based revenge!

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Rosie is getting ready for Comic Relief and Chris is getting annoyed at the remote controls being in the wrong room. There's a pigeon ick, a new beauty regime, a time capsule and a Seal!

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On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie talk about an office run through they attended, phone charger beefs, Chris shitting himself AND Chris has another Quiz for Rosie, play along and let us know how you do!

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This week on the podcast, The Ramseys discuss the versatility of the Geordie 'eee' and Rosie learns about the plot of Bladerunner... There are some very *stirring* beefs and QFTPs include an ick which has been sent in live from the hospital. Chris has a crack at a Rosie's Mystery, and he has a point to prove about something in the house...

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Chris and Rosie are full of the joys after Sandra has taken the kids for the day! They discuss tanning, the latest casual fashion trends and Chris brings another game for Rosie to play. Chris has a beef with Bluey and Rosie has been taking Grey's anatomy quite literally. All of this plus some shocking QFTP's!

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On this week's podcast The Ramey's discuss a power cut, valentine's day plus Chris has one of his quizzes for Rosie. The beefs involve broken furniture and slippers and QFTP's cover all manner of things including some very unsavoury behaviour on a ship.

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This week on the podcast, Rosie is joined by a very special guest - Ice Bath Guy! Chris discusses his new obsession and just how many bags of ice he has to buy every morning to sustain it. Robin went to school in uniform on non-uniform day and Rosie remembers milk time at primary school as well as a very sleepy classmate... QFTPs include another icky voucher tale, a bedroom surprise, and a very enthusiastic DVD salesman.

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On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss life when your kids are under the weather. Rosie has an incident with a pair of Chris's pants and they both get pretty annoyed about electric scooters. They share a milestone of Robin's and Rosie talks about a recent night out, nudge nudge...

Beefs are icky and QFTP's cover teddy bears, sonic the hedgehog and vouchers on a first date.

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On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss tiredness, after eight mints and Rosie's night out. Rosie has a martial arts based beef and they have to get Sandra on the line to settle an argument! There's trio of Rosie's mysteries and some fresh new icks!

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This week on the podcast the Ramsey's talk cold calling, pyjamas in public and the difference between a hall and corridor (thank you Chris). Rosie has beef with Chris' whistling and the pair discuss who wears the trousers. The answer is BOTH of course. QFTP's take a sweet turn in the worst possible way.

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Chris and Rosie discuss other people's children, Robin's singing and they have a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

Beefs are still feeling festive and the QFTP's involve and old crush, fake trips to the gym and some practical jokers!

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This week on the podcast, The Ramseys catch up after a festive break filled with chaos, floury potato hands and poorly timed naps. Chris has finally discovered one of the best snacks of all time and Rosie is entering her soft girl era. QFTPs include a soapy sing-a-long and one’s man love story with a thermometer. 

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It's the final podcast of the year so Chris and Rosie deliver up some (loosely) related Christmas QFTP's and of course some festive icks!

Chris and Rosie will be back in your ears on Friday 5th January. Thank you to everyone who came to the tour, or who has sent a message to the podcast, we appreciate you all!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

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On this episode of SMA Chris & Rosie visit Steph and the lovely people at Love Amelia to record a special episode in partnership with The National Lottery. They chatted about their upcoming Christmas plans, and how Love Amelia, a National Lottery supported charity, came to exist and the amazing work they are able to do in the local community today.

Thank you to everyone at Love Amelia for making the whole SMA team feel so welcome and looked after.

For more details on Love Amelia and how to donate visit: loveamelia.org.uk

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This week on the podcast - there’s a sickness bug in the Ramsey household… plus Chris and Rosie discuss fancy nursery food and trying to eat healthily on tour. QFTPs include an *ALLEGED* horse attack victim, a mistaken identity in the cookie aisle and some very funny job interviews. 

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There’s a lot to get through on this week’s podcast, and it’s hot one! Chris and Rosie discuss the ongoing saga of Elf on the Shelf, why Rosie is thinking about having another baby(!) and general bin problems. QFTP’s involve a couple of icks, a very accidental man and a story involving a reed diffuser that will really stay with you! 

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The Ramsey's return for tour chat, fresh beefs and some massage based chat that leads to various questions. The brilliant QFTP's which involve misheard dirty talk, a bag for life and a school rumour.

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This week the Ramsey's record the podcast on the road! The tour is in full swing but Rosie is still getting to grips with the geography of where they are exactly. The pair manage some tour beef and they also discuss the pros of having parties when there's no kids allowed. All of this plus some brilliant QFTP's including a story about women, a flip flop and some serious exhibitionism.

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The Shagged Married Annoyed tour is in full swing so this week The Ramsey's bring you a Question From the Public (Public Public PPPPPP Public) Special! There's strippers, pet shops, fun times up a mountain and a trip to Ayia Napa! Enjoy this week's special episode and Chris and Rosie will be back in your ears next week.

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On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie chat about the upcoming tour and how Chris was nervous about a particular delivery turning up at the house. The pair share their horror at a student story and there is a Rosie's Mystery that blows both their minds.

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This week on the podcast, Chris and Rosie have received a halloween card from Robin. They’ve both been ‘reading’ and they discuss sibling debts. This week's beefs involve an incident with a protein bar and a homework pyramid. QFTPs include a bath time sibling story and an unconventional treatment for a mountain biking injury. 

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This week on the podcast, Chris and Rosie are preparing themselves for Robin’s birthday party - and in the process, Rosie has found something very interesting for sale on the internet… Chris reveals a milk story from his past and there are lollipop and bruise related beefs. QFTPs include a brilliant nickname and more milk-related trauma.

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This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie discuss warming up for the tour and unconventional duvet arrangements. There is a diet related beef - and Chris has a special request for Rosie. QFTPs include a frisky book club, an unusual fragrance and some more tales from the swinging community.

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This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie discuss smelly towels, saying the wrong thing and Designated Survivor. Chris has a new job for his CV and the beefs cover falling asleep and smelly bins. Rosie is on a mission to make the Nana trolley fashionable and the pair are told about an anonymous Whatsapp Group.

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In this week's podcast Chris has a fashion crisis and Rosie is keen to know some secrets. There's a discussion about Airplane v Aeroplane and Rafe shows Rosie up in the queue for Ice Cream. All of this plus a phantom sandwich poker and a man who tries to perform a sex act on himself.

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On this week's podcast the Ramsey's talk rats, homework, nest parenting and a Would You Rather that gets personal! Rosie gets nostalgic for Dinner Ladies and she explains the pooh corner to Chris. QFTP's involve presents, a mother and son interaction and some icks! All of this plus some juicy beefs!

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On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Cribs, changing room debacles, cinema codes, childhood lies and there is even an office poll!

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Prepare yourselves for a mini IQ test on this week's podcast. It gets tense! The Ramsey's talk about The Great North Run and why they will or won't do it and Chris discusses UFO's and Rosie has a rare requested shout out. There's beefs and of course QTFP's which get heavily musical in a rude way!

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Chris and Rosie have been at the NTA's and they share all the gossip from their night! Also this week Rosie learns the names of her fingers and Chris explains his problem with inside toys being outside. QFTP's include a Bat or Bird dilemma and an unfortunate toilet based school story.

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On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss 90's parenting, the Loch Ness monster, and Alabama hot pockets which disturbs Chris to no end! Rosie has some holiday observations and there's a family beef.

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The Ramsey's are back from their holidays and not without some stories! There was a hospital trip and some fast food on the plane home. Rosie has been getting to know her fractions whilst Chris has been spreading the Cuddle Club word. There are some holiday beefs plus QFTP's involving stinky cleavage, a home birth and sex on the wedding night.

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This week on the podcast, The Ramseys are about to go on holiday - but this time, they haven’t told Robin. Rosie gets an enlightening lesson about the equator from Chris. There’s a fake tan related beef and a QFTP about a very embarrassing return. Also there's a stinky Would You Rather and some very exciting news!

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On the podcast this week, Chris went too hard climbing a mountain and Rosie remembers the best Christmas present she ever received. Chris has a beef about Rosie's cooking habits - and the QFTPs teach us all about 'reclaiming'.

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On the podcast this week Chris has a quiz for Rosie to check how down with the kids she is! There's also some beef but only from Chris as Rosie has been off gallivanting again. There is a couple of car based QFTP's and an ex ick. All of this plus some a Carl Hutchinson on tour story!

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On the podcast this week, The Ramseys are back from their holiday and they’re also celebrating their anniversary! The beefs include a packing conundrum and someone’s sent in a bizarre egg-related turn on. QFTPs include a bin incident, wedding day jujitsu and the worst photo of all time. 

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On the podcast this week, The Ramsey's are bracing themselves for the school summer break and they're very close to cancelling their holiday. The beefs include cereal hypocrisy and Chris has a UFC-related ick. QFTPs include an hospitalisation and a one-night-stand who has a way with words. Plus, a listener might have an answer for the supermarket closing time conundrum.

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On the podcast this week The Ramsey's talk tantrums, kids performances, comic timing and pool etiquette. The beefs are packing based and QFTP's are pretty filthy but spark a fun new games! Plus a listener gets in touch about the man who drank the cat milk!

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Chris and Rosie talk soft parenting, celebrities taking part in combat sports and if it's okay to be using YOLO as a greeting! Also this week they try an answer a snail conundrum and have a shared beef! And as a special treat, friend of the podcast Carl Hutchinson makes a rare appearance!

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On the podcast this week Rosie shares some stories from her holiday which involve a rogue pooh and some intimate sun cream application. The beefs are podcast related and the QFTP's involve an ick, a misheard name and some kinky behavior.

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Rosie is on holiday so this week so as well as some pre-holiday beef, we have put together some QFTP's they have never made it to the podcast! There's hamsters, icks, a would you rather and lots more bizarre and wonderful contributions from the Smas and Das.

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Chris and Rosie are feeling the heat on this week's podcast (well just Chris actually), so much so one of them is doing it in their underwear! They discuss sun cream, water bottles, holidays and lullabies. Beefs are train based and QFTP's involve a massage, tennis and wrong dog Rick.

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On this week's podcast Rosie and Chris are revisiting the realities of very early mornings and they have a catch up after Rosie destroyed Chris' Lego on the TV show. There's beef, icks, a sore bum crack and everything in between!

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Chris and Rosie talk trampolining techniques, parenting lessons, Subbuteo and sun cream icks. Sandra is in Rosie's bad books after borrowing Rosie's clothes and Chris reveals a new character - Captain Cuddle. QFTP's include cock rings, embarrassing Mum behavior and rude signs!

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On this week's podcast the pair catch up after a few days at home and a trip to the beach. There's a breaking wind confession and some Power Rangers chat. Beefs are okay, or are they? QFTP's cover office fridge politics, a scented candle, nicknames and a love egg.

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The Ramsey's have so much to discuss on this week's podcast! They have been in London seeing a West End show and they presented a BAFTA... but not without some embarrassing moments of course! Rosie has had underwear malfunctions and Chris has beef about hotel breakfasts.

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On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie talk about some of the train drama they've been seeing while out on the road. They discuss the headache of children wanting songs on repeat and there's the latest beef! QFTP's covers voice notes from dates, a beery night for fun and being hypnotised.

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On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie have oven problems and there is some charger based beef. They discuss the pitfalls of espresso martinis and get nostalgic over hot tubs. QFTP's cover some petite crime, dirty sheets and an unfortunate photo mishap.

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On this week's podcast Rosie gets the ick after Chris books a hotel over the phone which also ends with Chris having a new name. The pair talk about Rosie's funny turn while the pair were away and they also question if anyone enjoys sex standing up... there's some fainting based beef and an retro xfactor ick from a listener. Enjoy!

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On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie get nostalgic for 90's adverts and have to get siblings involved for some clarity. There is some fantastic missed heard lyrics, a sample fiasco and a terrapin story. All of this plus the couples weekly beefs.

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On this week's podcast Chris is feeling itchy and neither he or Rosie can figure out why. Rosie spent an evening at a David Bowie tribute act and reveals her technique for singing along when she doesn't know the words. The beefs are on the dry side and there's a snoring special in QFTP's!

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On the podcast this week Rosie and Chris discuss Chris' new ick worthy sunglasses, sex toys and Rosie's battle with Catholicism. 

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On the podcast this week Rosie and Chris discuss Chris' slide record, Reality TV and Rosie aversion to seeing people in the shade. They take a deep dive in to medieval torture devices and Rosie reveals Chris' bad sleeping habits. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma.

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On the podcast this week Rosie and Chris discuss Rosie’s dental problems, Sandra’s Birthday and Chris’ trip to the wrestling. They take a deep dive in to medieval torture devices and Rosie reveals her disgust in Chris’s feet. 

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On this week's podcast Rosie reflects on her appearance on The Wheel and why she thought a hamper was needed. Chris gets annoyed about stray snacks and the pair agree to do more kissing after Rosie watched a TikTok video. All of this plus some brilliant QFTP's involving a practical joke, some icks and a strange massage technique. Enjoy! Mars bar anyone?

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On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss ice baths, American reality TV and if they have ever been truly full. There is some classic print beef and Chris is annoyed at how Rosie is brushing her teeth. Also on the podcast is a clothes carrying ick, a frisky flight and a strange way of eating food.

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A lot gets covered on this week's podcast - does Rosie trust Chris and should Chris take up meditation? The pair discuss retirement, how French kids look healthier and why mid-week swimming is always a treat! All of this plus a Fireman's Pole story and an unlikely use for a Mars Bar.

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On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss The Comedy Awards and what went on afterwards. They chat buffet etiquette and why you should never put a baguette in a toaster. Rosie develops a new board game and Chris attempts to explain Alternate Universes...All of this plus a call with Sister Kate, a brilliant Rosie's Mystery and a story that will never see the light of day. Enjoy!

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This week on the podcast Chris returns to Rosie's jotters to discuss Rosie's early creative writing ambitions. They marvel at whisking, they chat about Chris' athleticism and there's an old age beef that rears it's ugly head. All of this plus some strange family habits and a brilliant case of mistaken identity.

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The podcast this week covers all sorts! From pelvic floor exercises to spittoons to a unusual talent from a 12 year old. All of this plus Beefs, a record breaking ick and and update on Rosie's jotters!

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On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie have a lot to get through! They answer all your Midnight Gameshow questions, discuss their trip to London and make a return to Rosie's Jotters. There is some quick fire beef, a few icks and a new (questionable) business idea for Rosie.

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The podcast starts this week with some self tan beef or is Rosie just melting? The pair catch up and discuss yet another hobby that Chris has taken up and Rosie is NOT happy. Chris revisits Rosie's jotters and the pair chat through some listener icks, an unfortunate pooh incident in a car and a seriously gross search story. Enjoy Smas and Das!

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This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie discuss the highs and (big) lows of fancy dress. There’s an update on what Sandra Christmas gifts and Chris reveals what he attempted to change his name to. Beefs get musical and QFTP's involve a new phenomenon that will put you off your yogurt-based deserts.

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The Ramsey's are back and it's the 200th episode! There's a quiz, there's beefs, a Rosie's Mysteries and even a Strictly debrief!

Enjoy Smas and Das and thanks for listening for 200 episodes!

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It's the last podcast of the year from Chris and Rosie and it's a Christmas bumper edition *sleigh bells included*. The couple discuss recycling, festive chauvinist pigs and Rosie's hat habit. QFTP's are Christmas themed including an extreme PDA, magical reindeer and a living legend.

To all the Smas and Das, thank you so much for listening to the podcast and sending in your brilliant stories. Merry Christmas and we'll be back in your ears in 2023!

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