The Slacker Show

T. Hack loves punch, and Slacker's despise for him has grown even more.

Maybe we're spending too much time together...

T. Hack and Erin refuse to make big purchases on their phones - they need their computers! Do you agree with them?

These are all the stupid people we could find for today!

When men say they're not thinking about anything...they really mean it! What's something you wish men or women would understand?

WE DID IT, PEOPLE!!! Altoids Sours have returned!! What else should be brought back?

It's a sad day for all the single men of Denver :(

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Meanwhile, Slacker can fall asleep anywh...Slacker! Wake up!!!

Full show - Thursday | GMD - Where there's a will... | News or Nope - Talk Like a Pirate Day | Bringing celibacy back | Concert catastrophe | Can you guess which song AI is summarizing? | Reliving a memory | Slacker is the only one not trying to better himself

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Erin has volunteered on a really cool app to help blind people, T. Hack is reading again...what is Slacker doing?

If you could go back in time to relive a memory from your past, which memory would you choose?

These are all the stupid people we could find for today!

Slacker got hailed on and Erin got puked on. What's your concert catastrophe story?

Slacker had AI summarize some popular songs. Can you guess which song AI is summarizing?

Argh! If the headline be interesting enough, Slacker will hear more, Matey!!

Jason and Michelle are finalizing their will and deciding how much money to leave their two sons. Jason wants to leave less money to their younger son, because he's been in and out of rehab and in trouble with the law. He doesn't trust him with the money. Michelle thinks they should leave an equal amount to both sons to keep it fair. Whose side are you on?

More Gen Zers are opting to be celibate. Do they have the right idea?

Full show - Wednesday | Craigslist crazies | News or Nope - National Cheeseburger Day and seasonal workers | Delta underwear | OPP - Choosing between two men | Mushrooms and ED meds | Should Slacker send his daughter to school? | FaceTiming wedding guests | You be the judge - Classroom cupcakes | Do you have these things in your car?

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Slacker is slacking as a parent...he doesn't have any of these things in his car!

A teacher has banned cupcakes from her classroom. She says it's fine to bring in a treat to celebrate your birthday - but cupcakes are too messy. Does she have a point?

Is this a weird way to finalize your wedding guest list, or is T. Hack just getting old?

Is there such a thing as a "noncredible threat"?

These are all the stupid people we could find for today!

Julie is casually dating, and she's hit it off with two great guys. She's had an on-again, off-again relationship with one of the guys from her past, and the other guy is brand new. She can't decide which one to settle down with: the one with history or the one with mystery. What should she do?

They sell a lot of stuff on the internet these days!

Delta has updated their dress code policy, including rules regarding underwear. Do you think they've gone too far?

Slacker bought 100 pounds of Legos on Craigslist...and barely lived to tell the tale! What's your craigslist story?

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Full show - Tuesday | Sibling rivalry | The perfect age to get married | I love 'em, but... | You be the judge - Poisoning your own food | The most overrated movies of all time

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Did T. Hack get married too early? Did Erin miss her window? What do you think the perfect age to get married is?

A woman was tired of her lunch getting stolen at work, so she devised a plan. Do you think she went too far?

Siblings don't always get along...in fact, sometimes they never do! What's your sibling rivalry story?

These are all the stupid people we could find for today!

These movies have been deemed to be the most overrated, and T. Hack has a very controversial take on the movie Up!

What's the weird thing you found out about your significant other after you had already fallen in love with them?

Full show - Monday | Let's learn | News or Nope | Opting out of homework | OPP - Administrator dater | T. Hack panders to women | This competition between Slacker and Erin is getting heated! | Prison TikTok

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Slacker's friend talked to the Tiger King in prison, and he's wondering how they have cell phones!

Slacker and Erin are competing to make the new theme song for "T'd off with T. Hack"...and the competition is getting heated!

These are all the stupid people we could find for today!

A majority of women say they would quit their jobs and take a new one if it allowed them to work from home during their periods. What do you think?

June hit it off with a guy from a dating app. After they'd been out a few times, she found out he's the principal at her daughter's new school. She doesn't want to make things weird for her daughter, but she also really likes this guy. What should she do?

Why does Erin know so much about clouds!? What's your favorite fun fact?

A mom is going viral for opting her kindergartener out of homework. T. Hack thinks it's a great idea! What do you think?

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Full show - FrYiday | Superstition | News or Nope | Do your ears and nose really never stop growing? | Judge your grudge | Taking a bath together | Should Slacker dye his beard? | T. Hack wants to reward his neighbor's dog | Slacker doesn't know how to search things correctly | You be the judge - Park or gym

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Do kids take precedence at a public park? Or is it first come, first serve?

Slacker has finally let go of his grudge against the girl who pulled his pants down at the swimming pool. What's your grudge?

It's Friday the 13th! What are you superstitious about?

Some searches aren't meant for Google...

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Do you ever take a bath with your significant other?

Slacker wants to embrace his resemblance to Eminem. Should he dye his beard?

These are all the stupid people we could find for today!

His neighbor's dog has always been so quiet and lets him and his son enjoy their quiet mornings together. Is there a way for T. Hack to reward the dog without being creepy?

Science says they stop growing, but Erin disagrees!

Full show - Thursday | GMD - Let's make a baby | News or Nope | Would you date yourself? | Gross us out | T'd off with T. Hack - Parking lots | Slacker was in a car accident | Is Slacker the worst father ever?

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He's starting to feel like he is :(

A man suffering from lingering bad breath found out the very gross reason why. Do you think you can gross us out?

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These are all the stupid people, otters, and monkeys we could find for today!

It's been a bad few days for Slacker...and it's gotten even worse.

Would anybody date someone with their exact personality?

Thanks to the listeners for submitting their name suggestions for this segment!

Shelby is ready to have a baby, but her husband Adam isn't. Her sister already has two kids, and she's worried their kids won't get to grow up together as cousins if they don't start a family now. Adam wants to wait, and do things on their own timeline - not her sister's. Whose side are you on?

Full show - Wednesday | Dating disaster | Do T. Hack and Erin remember 9/11? | Pooping at work | OPP - Struggling friend | Ordering food grinds T. Hack's gears | What's your attitude number? | Erin is sunburned and didn't even see any whales :( | Loofah legs | Take me to your leader

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When the aliens show up on your doorstep and ask you to take them to your leader - who are you taking them to see?

Erin and her BFF have a question about loofahs...and we're not sure who's using them wrong!

Erin's recent trip to California to go whale watching ended up in a few disappointments :(

Add your birth month to your birth date and keep adding together until you get a single digit number. This is your attitude number, and it tells a lot about your personality!

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Scientists say we should poop more at work. Also, Slacker's tooth randomly fell out while we were talking. (Yes, really!)

A routine food delivery ended up in a vibe-killing experience for T. Hack and it really grinds his gears!

Also, if you have any ideas for a name for this segment, text them into 51059!

Erin (not our Erin) has a best friend who is also a single mother. Erin has a high-paying job, and she's noticed her friend expecting her to cover the check when they go out together. The first few times were fine, but now it feels like an expectation. What should Erin do?

T. Hack was in 5th grade and Erin was in 1st grade when the terrorist attacks happened on September 11, 2001. What do you remember from that day?

T. Hack's had lots of dating disasters...but they were all self-inflicted! What's your dating disaster story?

Full show - Tuesday | Roof | News or Nope | These words are beautiful | Oughta be a law | Do men have more shoes than women now? | Women go WILD for these things

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Women go wild when men do these things, according to psychologists. Do you agree with them?

These are all the stupid people we could find for today!

Slacker proposes a tough but fair punishment for spam callers, and T. Hack wants to get some legislation passed about bed sheets! In your opinion: What oughta be a law?

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There are beautiful words...and then there are words that look beautiful. For example, T. Hack loves the way Egypt looks. What words are the most visually pleasing to you?

T. Hack believes that "everyone has a roof story!" but Slacker thinks he's an idiot. Who's right!? We want to hear your roof story (T. Hack's job depends on it!)

It's always been a cliché that women have more shoes than men...but T. Hack (over 100 pairs) thinks the tables have turned! What do you think?

Full show - Monday | Weird food combo | News or Nope | Erin was robbed | OPP - Her boyfriend gave her the ick | These myths aren't true | The worst song to play during relations | Slacker's son's life is in danger

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Someone is out to get Slacker's son, and Slacker feels like he can't protect him.

DJ T. Hack isn't happy with this story at all!

A listener sent Erin pickled watermelon and she's obsessed! What's your favorite weird food combo?

If the headline is interesting enough, Slacker will let you hear the entire story!

Everyone knows that fish have really short memories.....NOT!!!

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Erin's car got broken into and she feels violated!

Erica was at a bar with her boyfriend when a random drunk guy started talking trash to them. He even insulted Erica and then challenged her boyfriend to a fight. Her boyfriend kept his cool and they eventually left, but Erica feels disappointed that he didn't fight and stand up for her. Is their relationship doomed? What should she do?

Full show - FrYiday | Damage doing the deed | T. Hack cut his hair | Slacker wants to jump start his weight loss journey | HOA horror | Gen Z refuses to drink wine | This cereal commercial really grinds T. Hack's gears | New questions to ask on a first date | Is Slacker a sociopath?

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You be the judge!

"What's your sign?" is so out! Try these new questions out on your next date.

T. Hack can't make it through this cereal commercial without getting upset!

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Slacker's HOA actually came through and helped him recently...but that still doesn't make up for their long, strenuous history! What's your HOA horror story?