The Bill and Wendy Show

Wendy gets her Covid vaccine.  Bill sells his deltoids on eBay.  The new radio team of Ragamuffin and Gunmouth.

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Muhammad Ali documentary.  Megan Thee Stallion is not a horse.  Hardware Store Hi-jinks.

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Oprah, Meghan, and Harry.  Zappa documentary.  Speaking your truth.

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New York sausage eating.  Lady Gaga’s dogs have been returned.  There’s a Bonus Jonas. 

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Bill & Wendy fill in for Bruce St. James on 890 WLS.  Alexander Zalben helps Bill & Wendy pick the best new TV programs to watch.  Tom Mockaitis moves us forward from Past Presidential Political Problems.  Bill Kurtis presents the 'Lincoln Laureates Podcast'.  Presidential "Fun Facts" you might not have learned about in school.

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100 Best films of all time.  Flowers die.  Bruce Springsteen is the one person who can bring this country together.

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OCD shoveling.  Unexplained Phenomena.  Is Barbara Feldon on the 99th episode?

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Deaths in the news.  
Deaths in our lives.  
Death to Calliou.  

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America in Chaos.  Bill needs to be remastered. Wendy is not responsible for the George Peppard Mystery.  

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This cartoon character is the spokes-model for 2020.  People are hating on Jennifer Aniston.  4 words to stop saying right now.

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Holiday movies to rewatch.  Christmas memories.  Bill is the modern day Tiny Tim.  

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COVID Christmas Cards.  Mobster nicknames.  Rice Candy is fun.

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Flu shot injuries.  Your nose has a gag reflex.  Honor System Jeopardy. 

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Wendy is oddly excited to get a COVID test.  People Magazine’s Sexiest Men Alive.  Bill’s doctor was not doing a Michael Jackson impression when he put the glove on.

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Another celebrity couple breaking up.  Wendy is the Sally Ride of Hopscotch.  The Wrath of Ralph.

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Vegas odds on New Jeopardy host.  There’s a Cheetos Cookbook.  Bill lost his package.  

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Alex Trebek Tribute.  Wendy is a sucker for click bait.  Bill made John Davidson sad.  

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The rectangle shaped states on a map are hard to identify.  The McRib is coming back.  Is Michael Rooker a fan of Mr Bubble?  

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The only election coverage to include a mention of Thomas Eagleton.  A tribute to Sean Connery.  Parents are now the ones who embarrass their kids.

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Candy chutes.  Scary Halloween movies.  Gaga loves Svengoolie. 

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Voting for the first time.  Borat. Very nice!  Always practice your autograph. 

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The 30 greatest comedy movies of all time.  Wendy is in a fraternity.  Beanie Feldstein is eradicating sadness.  

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Bill has landed the perfect TV gig.  A John Davidson update.  And, Central, Alt, Delete.

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Dueling Presidential Town Halls.  When you do the Math, it’s Bob McGrath.  Does your phone add to your anxiety?  

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Pink Pineapple.  Game show host fashion trends.  Some shocking news from Bill.

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RIP EVH.  The Ocean Spray Guy.  Never bring up Richard Crenna.

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Commemorative COVID Coins.  Swearing hurts no one.  When you call someone Sweetie Doodle, you’ve gone too far.  

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The Presidential Debate was indeed debatable.  Helen Reddy’s “Angie Baby was a mini Steven King novel.  Baby Yoda fights fires

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Black licorice can kill you.  Clichés are passé.  Is Casper the ghost of Richie Rich?  

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Princess Parties.

SNL is coming back with a new Joe Biden.

And, your standard jug of juice is getting smaller.  

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Waterballoon memories.

Bill watches The View while getting his nails done.

And, everything is 2020. 

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The exciting tales of Bill’s 2nd cousin Larry, twice removed.  Wendy’s COVID concerns are desks and dogs.  The Elephant Man never forgets.

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Taco Bell is losing another item.  Bill enjoys a good shopping mall survey.  Women can wear what they want.

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Drew Barrymore can’t find a date.  Wendy is a part-time electrician.  Bill is a Sherpa shopper.  

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Compatibility questions for you and your significant other.  Wendy has mask envy.  Bad sportsmanship in tennis is no Djoke.

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The legendary Bob Rohrman has passed away.  Be on the lookout for Zoom Roulette.  Does Bill have a shrimp boat?

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Bill & Wendy Break out of the Podcast Studio to fill in for John Howell on AM 890 WLS!!!  Joining Bill & Wendy is Dr. John Duffy to discuss the long term effects of the pandemic on society.  Another exciting edition of "What Should Bill Have Done?" when Bill gives an unintended 'big tip' to his local restaurant and gets a "big thanks" in return.  Plus, Wendy's "Word of the Day"  Download and Laugh!

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There’s a new candy corn flavor.  Wendy has a tip for opening those darned produce bags.  How is trick or treating going to work this year?  

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Comedian, Tim Barnes talks about writing for the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon while working from home.  Tim tells us about the “hazel eyes discount” and answers the question, "What exactly is an Associate Content Producer?"

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Comedian Pat McGann talks about his new Comedy Special.  There’s a pepperoni shortage.  Bill is not getting enough Retsyn.

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It’s Tattoo Tuesday.  Bill is sending Wendy a Burny Bros cake to celebrate 34 years in Chicago Radio.  Jeff Goldblum does a great Jeff Goldblum impression.

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Hilarious things that everyone has secretly done.  Bill is quite the fashion horse.  Wendy shares her recipe for naked chili.

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'Derecho' it sounds like something Frito Lay would make.  Wendy is the voice of the tornado siren.  Bill’s grandmother was a thief.  

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Typos are everywear.  Are you affected by the Mandela Effect?  A utocorrect is ducking stupid.  

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Bill is once again wowed by technology.  Wendy comes to the realization that everything fun has to end.  How do you know if you have a tasty leg?  

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Baby name protocol.  Baseball returns, for now.  Flautist spray when they play.

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Has Bill offed another celebrity?  Wendy makes the Alka-Seltzer fizz up.  Everything is coming up Rose Marie.

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Psychologist and author Dr John Duffy discusses the uptick in anxiety these days.  Young people will change the world.  School’s out for Summer...and maybe Fall too!

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Wolf Blitzer has his own soup.  Covid and cooties are not the same.  Wendy shares some mask-wearing tips.

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Are pennies getting pinched?  Midwesterners say the darndest things.  Dipsy Doodle is the word of the day.

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Bill is a genius, but you don’t know it yet.  The only controversial episode of Bewitched.  Wendy is quite the impressionist.

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Pandemic protocol while dining out.  Wendy hates drinking fountains.  Bill pulls out some obscure references once again.  

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Wendy married into a pyrotechnics family.  Bill’s beard causes him to ponder more frequently.  Are they still called Nudist Colonies?

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Bill quizzes Wendy on famous movie lines.  Popular baby names for 2020.  Coronavirus parties are actually happening!

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A tribute to Carl Reiner.  Bill and his wife Teri are celebrating their 28th & 29th anniversary.  Wendy wants to become a professional coin roller..

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New rules for Major League Baseball.

What not to put on a pizza.

And, roller skating is back.

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HBO’s Watchmen series can teach you about History.

Snack foods that are no longer around.

And, Presidential campaign songs.  

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Psychologist and author, Dr. John Duffy explains why people are less happy these days.  Bill has a Ponderosa pal.  Some fun Father’s Day gift ideas. 

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Turns out John Barbour, the creator, producer, and co-host of TV’s Real People is alive and well.  Pete Davidson’s new movie, "The King of Staten Island".  Is the sourdough craze over?  

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Happy Birthday to Prince Philip.  Safe sex guidelines during the pandemic.  Bad boys, whatcha gonna do now that Cops is cancelled?

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Sunday Funnies weren’t that funny.  New slang that kids are using today.  The one thing Bill can do around the house.

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Sesame Street and CNN are teaming up for a town hall meeting on racism.  Necco wafers are back.  There’s a reason to scream on a roller coaster.  

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Fairy Gardens are everywhere.  Bill is having weird dreams about Tilt-a-Whirls.  A crazy cobbler is making it easier for people to practice social distancing.

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Celebrities both men and women swoon over 

What question would Bill ask Lori Lightfoot at one of her press conferences

And some quarantine advice — watch mannequin movies.

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Quarantine involves flowers and flours. Wendy almost married Handy Andy. And, according to Bill, everything circles back to ice cream.  

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Actress Barbara Feldon texts into the show.  Who is responsible for the death of Soap Operas?  And Bill is the human version of Wooly Willy. 

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The late great Fred Willard was a true talent.  Pandemic Poop is a thing.  People wore flippers on their feet in Biblical times.  

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As tennis courts open up, Bill explains that you can only touch your own balls.  Wendy reviews the Netflix Documentary, "Have a Good Trip".  Why does Vera Wang look so good at 70?

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What makes the perfect Mother’s Day gift?  Bill pulls out a little Yiddish.  Neither Bill nor Wendy do a good Christopher Walken impression. 

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Bill and Wendy discuss “outbreak fatigue” with Professor/Journalist/Author Lara Salahi.  Tom Hanks makes a new friend.  Wendy wants to try a Fauci Pouchy.

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While Wendy is amazing at multitasking, Bill can barely uni-task.  Bill has joined an online decoupage group.  The Shuttlecocks will be opening for The Murder Hornets at Lollapalooza. 

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Has American Girl Doll stolen the identity of Chicago Astronomer, Lucianne Walkowicz?Wendy is a Coronachondriac.and, Bill has another idea for a new TV show.

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No one knows what day it is anymore.Why is Bill being nice to Jay Cutler?and, Wendy needs to stop sending photos to Dr. Fauci.

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Bill & Wendy reminisce about school book orders.  Things you should do before the lockdown ends.  We are all pioneers of viruses to come.

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Dr. Pepper tells us when it is safe to swim again.  Facebook friends were the toilet paper of 5 years ago. Wendy takes on Bill's movie quiz.

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Bill gives himself a haircut.  No pork fest at Wendy's house.  Betty Crocker's friend, Lazy Susan.

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