Abbott and Costello: The Official Podcast of Abbott and Costello’s Old Time Radio Shows

Bud's going on a vacation to New Jersey without Lou. Lou is going to Honolulu. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Uncle Mike's new house. Then they talk about Joe Lewis being retired. Bud says Susan Miller won't talk to Lou. Veola plays a lady from the south called Miss TweedleFaddle. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Lou being at Susan Miller's house. They decide to get a job in a drugstore. Bud is the assistant manager. Lou waits on several customers. Veola kisses Lou over and over again. Lou tries to sell an alarm clock. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou is waving at his new girl. Bud says she is ugly. Lou went to a game show and now Lou tries to hypnotize Buds nephew. Veola is revealed as Abbott and Costello's new secretary. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about their movie Mexican Hayride. They say Saint Patrick's day has been gone for a week. Talk about Uncle Mike and Aunt May. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou has collected for the Red Cross and built a TV. The men discuss sailing and girls. Lou wrote a song and wants to sing. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou comes in singing and banging something. Lou had a birthday party for Aunt May last night. Bud says tomorrow is April Fools day. Bud wants Sam to help capture Ingrid the international spy. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou tells Bud he spent the afternoon at the movies - sat through the same one 15 times because he couldn't remember where he had come in. Lou"s nephew Norman shows up for some jokes. Lou tries to convince Veola to marry him. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Uncle Tom in Egypt. Then they talk about Costello's brother Pat. They talk about President Truman. Lou wants a date with Veola Vonn. Veola wants a date with Burt Lancaster. Hal Winters sings. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou talks like he is Irish because it's Saint Patrick's day. They talk about presents they gave on St. Patrick's day. Lou was on a quiz show. They talk about going to a dog show. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bud implores Lou to get married but Lou isn't interested. Lou tells the story of how his Uncle Mike proposed to his Aunt May 20 years ago. 15 children later, Uncle Mike is contemplating moving out of the house but Lou knows he'll never go through with it. Bud and Lou reminisce about all the different jobs Uncle MIke has had over the years. Later, Lou and Veola rehearse lines from their new movie. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou comes in singing. Lou has his Christmas shopping list. Abbott and Costello talk about Christmas gifts and the spirit of Christmas. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bud needs $10,000 for Christmas. Veloa Vonn won't go out with Lou. The boys go to a department store to do Christmas shopping for the cast. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Uncle Tom in Egypt. Then they talk about Costello's brother Pat. They talk about President Truman. Lou wants a date with Veola Vonn. Veola wants a date with Burt Lancaster. Hal Winters sings. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bud and Lou discuss the string of women Lou has dated, from the one who worked as a bubble girl to his current paramour, who works at a laundromat. A Frenchman interrupts the guys and presents Lou with a medal for not making the people of France have to hear his show as it's not broadcast Internationally. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bud talks about Lou getting married. Bud thinks Lou should get married....but to whom? To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Uncle Tom in Egypt. Then they talk about Costello's brother Pat. They talk about President Truman. Lou wants a date with Veola Vonn. Veola wants a date with Burt Lancaster. Hal Winters sings. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou had to take Uncle Mike to the rest home. Lou had a date with Veola Von. Bud wants to borrow money from Lou. Lou was a honor student. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Lou's family. They have been making a living on the radio for the last 10 years. Bud says Lou should invest his money. Lou tries to get a data with Veola. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou was visiting movie stars homes. AC say tomorrow is New Years Eve. They say 1949 is only a couple of days off. AC talk about what to do on New Years Eve. Bud flubs the line multiple times. AC talk about resolutions and were to spend New Years Eve. AC do Sam Shovel. The Murder At The Radio Quiz Show or I've Got A Body In The Balcony Doctor. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bud and Lou talk about boxing. Lou wants to be married. Bud tells Lou stories of his family and then Veloa joins in the fun. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou is excited because Susan is moving upstairs from him. They do a board/bored routine. Abbott maintains that Costello is stupid. They discuss the revised script for their new movie with Lauren Bacall. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Uncle Mike and Aunt May who have adopted a "baby" grown man. Uncle Mike is looking for a job. Lou talks about the book where he records all his dates and gets into a fight with the boyfriend of Zelda Zanzibar. Lou has invented Pedestrian Pants to trap hit and run drivers. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bud and Lou talk about Uncle Mike. Bud invites Lou for dinner. Veola accuses Lou of being cheap around Christmas time. Bud gets in trouble for fooling around with the sound effects. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

AC talk about Lou's date. They talk about Lou being in the hospital. Lou buys his Uncle Mike a television. Lou says baseball season is over. They say California is the only state that has daylight savings time. AC talk about Lou's brother Pat. AC do Sam Shovel. The Case Of The Russian Diplomat Who Took The 6 PM Boat Back To Russia or Red Sails In The Sunset. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Uncle Mike and Aunt May. Bud gets lost in the script. Lou gets lost as well. They find their place and the talk moves onto football. Wrong Rumba. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou was helping his Uncle in his butcher shop. He and Bud talk about girls. The they and Marilyn talk about their favorite British radio programs. It sounds like Marilyn kisses Lou. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Lou going out with women other then Marilyn Williams.. Lou has a job with an orchestra. Bud says Marilyn is from England. AC talk about new picture where Lou plays a plunger. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou has invented a new device that's part hairbrush, part ping pong paddle, for balding men who need exercise. Lou discusses his new girlfriend and Abbott tries to persuade Lou to stop chasing girls and get married. Abbott tells the story of how he met his wife...when she saved him from drowning. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about football, Uncle Mike and Aunt May and thanksgiving dinner. They say Thanksgiving day is almost over. Lou talks to Veola Vonn about dating and marriage. Lou writes a play for Thanksgiving and they perform it. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bud nags Lou about the state of his car and his lack of driving skills. Lou has a history of running over people, including the Mayor, because his windsheild is covered in safety stickers. Lou claims to also work as a skywriter and a star pilot. Susan has broken off her engagement with Lou but he's trying to win her back. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou got a black eye from a date. Lou's running for dog catcher. Lou is becoming an artist. Susan is mad at Lou since he went out with another girl. Bud wants some new ideas for the show. Benny Rubin has an idea to let the audience participate. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello were an American comedy duo composed of Bud Abbott and Lou Costello, whose work on radio and in film and television made them the most popular comedy team of the 1940s and early 1950s. The show mixed comedy with musical interludes and special guests. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou wants to sing a duet with Susan. Abbott and Costello talk about where they are going on their vacation. Lou asks for some aspirin. Bud won't get any for him; Matty won't; The cast won't either. A kid in the audience says he will. It breaks up the audience. Then The boys go to a travel bureau. They take a boat trip where they are left on an island. They run into cannibals. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou has got another traffic ticket. Lou borrowed Bud's car and accidentally ruined it. Bud's house burned down. Someone has kidnapped Bud's wife. They will pay Bud to take her back. The Legion wants Lou to join them. It turns out to be the Foreign Legion. They are in the desert. They are looking for a camel to escape. They make a joke about Camels carrying them for 5 years. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou can't sleep at night. Bud and Lou talk about universal military training. Bud tells Lou to propose to Susan but Lou needs money. Susan wants a lifeguard for a husband. Lou decides to learn to be a lifeguard. He takes swimming lessons from a lady named Olive and is able to land a job as a lifeguard. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou is happy since he is in love. Lou is thinking of getting married. He has spring fever. Lou's girl has a date tonight with Lon Chaney. Lou talks tough and Lon Chaney enters. Lon warns Lou to stay away from his girl. Lou goes over to his girls' house and Lon arrives. Lou pretends he is Bud's girlfriend. Lou as Lulu dances with Lon. Plug for AC kids show, prizes over $20,000. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Uncle Mike and Aunt May. They plug their latest picture The Noose Hangs High. Bud tells Lou he needs to diet and exercise. Lou gets a telegram from Uncle Tom. He invites Lou to his ranch. So they go looking for the ranch. Eventually they find the ranch. Lou's Uncle wants Lou to work on the range in the kitchen. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou brings a dog, Hector, to the studio. They decide to auction the dog off. Bud tells Lou to up the bidding. The dog is sleeping with Abbott and Costello in the bedroom. They find a lost dog ad and return the dog to the pet shop. Lou wants to keep the dog. Lou agrees to work in the pet shop to buy the dog. Lou takes Hector to a dog show. Lou wins as a dog. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Uncle Mike and about marriage. Lou wants to do murder mysteries instead of telling jokes. Bud does not like the idea. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bud has had a cold. Spring is officially here. Lou is going steady with Sylvia Specticals. They talk about Frank Nelson coming on the show. AC talk about hunting. Professor Melonhead helps Lou with his posture. Bud wants Frank Nelson to teach Lou how to get women. A director wants Lou to be a stunt man for Mr Nelson. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou comes back from a party. Lou has come back from a wedding. Susan invites Lou to her party. Bud and Lou talk about opening a marriage bureau. They do and they try to get Bud's older sister married. They try to get some business. Lou drives the customer away. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou talks about a party he was at for St. Patrick's day. Lou insults Mrs Abbott. Lou talks to Susan about perfume. Lou wants to borrow Bud's car but he does not have a license. They go to get Lou a license. He gets in the car to take a test. He gets a ticket. Lou ends up in jail and is sentenced to death. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou was at the racetrack. He was out last night with Susan Miller. A man enters who tries to sell Lou all kinds of stuff. Lou says he must have made a mistake on his income tax last month. Bud wants Lou to get a job. Bud tries to get Lou a job as a babysitter. Bud winds up doing the babysitting for a pretty girl. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou has a cold. Bud thinks something is wrong with Lou. Lou insults Mrs Abbott. She gives Lou some pills to take. They are moth balls. Bud says Lou does not know how to handle women. Bud says Lou needs more vitamins. Bud takes Lou to a psychiatrist. Bud takes Lou to a rest home. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou's Uncle Mike is running for Mayor of North Hollywood. They talk about Uncle Mikes political career. Lou gives Susan a present. She gives Lou a kiss. Bud gives Lou advice on how to propose to a girl. Lou wants to be a T­Man. Abbott and Costello go to the Blue Goose Cafe. Lou tries to pick up a lady. Lou gets in a card game. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about their relatives. Then they remember they only have a few more days to file income tax. They talk taxes with an income tax accountant. Lou does not have to pay income tax if he makes no more money. Mrs Abbott gives Lou $20 and now he has $20 to much. Matty Malneck gives Lou $20. Lou buys raffle tickets. Lou wins $3000 in the raffle. He tries to give the money away but he ends up with more money. He now has $45000. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou is going to Washington. Susan invites Lou to dinner at her house. Mrs Abbott sounds like Elvia Alman for the first time on ABC. Lou gets a telegram from an Uncle in France. He wants Lou to help France with their money problems. The boys go to France. They go to a cafe. In the French cafe is someone doing the Who's on first routine in French. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou talks about Aunt May and Uncle Mike. Lou and Susan had a date last night. Susan's father does not approve of Lou. They talk about June weddings. Abott and Costello get a report on their ratings. They say 12 million people listen to their show. They decide to take their own radio poll. They say there are 400 listeners in the audience. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou wants to be the sheriff of Encino. Bud makes him sheriff just as Bela Lugosi appears as a mysterious man. Lou has to investigate him and his house and he is frightened to do so. In the house he finds a woman hidden in the walls and a dead man. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys get a job selling spot remover. Next, Lou plans to sell "Indian Water." To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello say next Sunday is Mother's day and talk about what present to get. Lou needs money for a present and Bud asks him to live in a haunted house. Abbott and Costello go to the house. The ghost turns out to be Mrs Wetwash. She is looking for a treasure map and Lou finds it. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bud encourages Lou to ask Marilyn to marry him. She turns him down. Abbott and Costello try to think of a way to win her back. Bud suggests that Lou get his name in the paper. Bud takes Lou to a publicity man. He is going to have Lou fly around the world in a jet. Lou flies from Los Angeles to Glendale in 67 hours. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bud wants Lou to get a job. Lou thinks of opening up a night club. Lou is going to try and buy an aircraft carrier from the navy for the night club. He buys it and sets up his nightclub. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou acts like he has a cold. He got it running around with girls. Lou tries to show Susan how to play pool. Lou gets a telegram from his Uncle Mike that he has struck gold. AC arrive in Alaska. They buy a dog sled and go to the saloon to look for Uncle Mike but he's in jail. He's in jail for striking Sam Gold. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Costello tells a Christmas story and meets Santa Claus! The boys trim the tree. Santa drives "Fogdeer" (not reindeer, this is California!) To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Costello plans to build a new house, but first he has to buy a lot. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanley Stafford subs for Bud Abbott. Script says Bud has a bad case of laryngitis. Tomorrow is the first day of Spring. Lou has Spring fever. Hanley is going to help Lou plant a garden. They do the sew the seed routine. They do more talk about the garden. They find bones buried in the garden and suspect Mrs Wetwash of murder. They are bones buried by Mrs Wetwash's dog. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Costello has to get rid of $38,000 before the income tax is due, so the boys visit the race track. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou wants to earn some money to buy Marilyn a birthday present. They visit the stock market, buy a mink coat for Marilyn, then lose all their money. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Every time Lou hears a lie, he hears a horn. Bud feels Lou ought to have a will and hires a lawyer to write one; anything to get that $28 from Lou. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After a fight, Bud threatens to leave Lou and break up the act. Costello goes to sleep and dreams about the past. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys travel to Lou's home town of South Paterson, New Jersey to become the mayor (by cattle car). To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys discuss their families. Costello tells the story of "The Grasshopper and The Bee." Lou Costello sings, "Lend Me Your Ears." To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello were an American comedy duo composed of Bud Abbott and Lou Costello, whose work on radio and in film and television made them the most popular comedy team of the 1940s and early 1950s. The show mixed comedy with musical interludes and special guests. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou tells the story of Moby Dick. Trying to get a license for their boat, Lou winds up in the marriage license bureau. Finally launching the boat, the boys become ship-wrecked on an island. Bud has trouble reading his script. Lou reads a Valentine's poem to Bud. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou wants to be a badman in a western movie. He tells the story of Annie Oakley. Bud and Lou do the "U-Drive" routine. Costello tries to buy a new car. Before giving Marilyn Maxwell a driving lesson, Costello needs a car...and a driver's license. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about paying their income tax. Lou tells the story Jack In The Beanstalk and Bud keeps interrupting. Bud takes Lou to a tax accountant. Lou finds he owes no income tax if he makes no money. People keep giving Lou money that they owe him. Lou wins $3000 in a raffle. Lou tries to give the money away but can't...he just gets more. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bud, Lou and guest Elsa Maxwell do a drama about Cleopatra in old Egypt. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello go hunting. Don't miss the cast singing, "Bring 'Em Back Alive Costello." To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou is dressed up like Napoleon. He wants that part in a movie. Bud says he is not the type. Bud rehearses Lou on how to be romantic. Lou asks people if they would like him to be Napoleon. They enact the play with Melonhead being the director. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou has been out planting in the garden. Lou shoots at a crow in the garden. He hits Mrs Niles and she threatens to sue him. Lou has to go to court. He goes looking for character witnesses. Lou is in court. Bud gets him Melonhead for a lawyer. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Costello wants to join the circus. Abbott loses his place in the script. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Costello is now the mayor of North Hollywood. After a routine about battling Indians, the boys try to capture Cactus Pete. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The opening routine is about working down on the farm. Abbott's pet pig gets the boys evicted so they try to rent an apartment. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou discovers the notion of income tax and doesn't like it. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello were an American comedy duo composed of Bud Abbott and Lou Costello, whose work on radio and in film and television made them the most popular comedy team of the 1940s and early 1950s. The show mixed comedy with musical interludes and special guests. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott is putting on a new play, called, "They Just Got Wind Of Costello In Alaska" or "Smellbound." Who's going to be the leading lady? To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bud and Lou are working in an apartment hotel, greeting the new tenants. There are bees in Mrs. Niles' room. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello are running a pet shop and Lou brings in a dog. Costello waits on customers. Mrs Niles brings in a dog for AC to take care of. Lou goes to get a license for the dog. Lou shows up at the marriage license area. He loses the dog. Abbott and Costello go looking for the dog. They search for the dog in a deserted house. They find the dog with Ken Niles. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Costello's home town of Paterson, New Jersey wants him to make a speech. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello discuss the bees on the farm of Lou's uncle. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello decide to open a gas station. Will it work? To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello are working as fireman. Mrs. O'Lay Hee's house is on fire. Abbott explains vitamins to Costello ("vitamins go from A to H...go to H?"). To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello go to the beach. Bud tells about his romances with Tessie Tinfoil and Lena Gensta. Bob Matthews sings, "I Don't Care Who Knows It." Abbott takes Costello to a dream analyst to get him to stop thinking about girls. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello were an American comedy duo composed of Bud Abbott and Lou Costello, whose work on radio and in film and television made them the most popular comedy team of the 1940s and early 1950s. The show mixed comedy with musical interludes and special guests. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Costello has gotten a job in Melonhead's department store. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou is planning to throw a Christmas party, but no one wants to come. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Costello is running a beauty salon. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys have just returned from New York. Lou has claimed to be the owner of NBC and has promised to get Lena Genster (say it fast) into the movies. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bud has hired a publicity man to advance Costello's career. Costello knows a Turkish civilian who hasn't been drafted, his name is Hassan Ben Drafted. The cast does a play titled, "The Two (dirty) Bedouins." To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Costello wants to become a dramatic actor from Brazil...another Carmen Veranda! Bob Matthews (an ex-aerial gunner) sings for the first time on the show (and sounds like an off-key Mel Torme). To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello make a movie with the Andrews Sisters. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lou runs over Mr and Mrs Niles in their car. Now Bud and Lou need to rent a car. Abbott and Costello do U Drive routine. They are going to the Andrews sisters ranch.They check into a hotel while looking for the ranch. They have the Andrews Brothers on this show instead. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The program originates from Davis Monthan Air Base, Tucson, Arizona. The program features a routine about horses, and another about army life. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mrs. Beanbag is suing Costello for shooting at her. He tries to settle for fifty cents, but Abbott hires Mr. Kitzel, the lawyer to "defend" Costello. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The cast does, "Jack and The Beanstalk," with Rudy monopolizing most of the lines. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A funny show as Costello tries to join the Merchant Marine. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about the Andrew Sisters. Bud is going to help Lou sing. An attorney representing the Andrew Sisters appears on show. They are suing Abbott and Costello for slander for having the Andrew Brothers on the show 3 weeks ago. Andrew Sisters appear. They agree to drop the suit if Lou appears in one of their pictures. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices