AIN'T THAT SWELL

Lee Wilson is a professional surfer, artist, and filmmaker from the Sunny Coast of Australia and Bali Indonesia. 

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Billabong X The Terrys Collab Range ((GET IT HERE!) Presents... a rando chat with NSW South Coast cosmonaut Jacob Finch who along with his best mates used the COVID lockdown and government wage supplements to form the most feel-good distortion laden sunshine shroom anthem party band in Australia... The Terrys.

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Shane Ackerman is a blue collar bodyboarder from the NSW South Coast widely regarded as the heaviest charger on the planet. A feature film charting his exploits in the world’s most mutant slabs, titled Astronaut of the Ocean, has been produced by Keith Malloy and is due out later this year.

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Jolyon Hof is a filmmaker (Searching for Michael Peterson) whose new film, 'You Should Have Been Here Yesterday,' distils hundreds of hours of seen and unseen archive footage to tell the cultural tale of surfing - from the longboarding era through the countercultural period and into the commercialism of the 1980s and beyond.

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Couldn't help ourselves. Here's the interview we did with the Samoan-American-Hawaiian ex-Military Veteran and recently appointed, National Director of Intelligence in the Trump Administration, Tulsi Gabbard.

A legitimate surfer from Hawaii, Tulsi endorsed Bernie Sanders in the 2019 election, before leaving the Democratic Party and joining the Republican Party under Trump, another former Democrat. 

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Clancy Dawson is a former WQS surfer turned Talent Pathway Coach at Australia's High Performance Center on the Gold Coast. 

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Our man, George Pittar, the sublime style master and rail technician, gets it done against all odds in an absolute shit show of two foot mush burgers for most of the Challenger Series. We discuss the freesurfing bust ups in the lead up to the Brazil C.S showdown, why the Changaz favours veterans over new school talent, and how he's preparing for his World Tour debut.

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Lachie Mckinnon is a surf cinematographer from the Gold Coast whose worked with everyone from the Coolie Kids to the Irons Brothers, the Oakley team, Billabong team, and many others. He spent 19 consecutive winters on the North Shore of Oahu, travelled the world covering the ASP World Tour, and currently works as a surf guide for Mandiri Beach Club in Sumatra.

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SMIV & DEADLY STRIKE BACK! Smiv is home from Indo with a corn so immaculately rinsed you could eat a bowl of Nasi Goreng straight off his dot! He joins Deadly back in the studio for a classic regular ep mondo rant including but not limited to...

Huge Indo Vs Straya Vs US Election Rant

Nate Floz Wins Surfer of the Year Yet Again!

Flick Bean Palmateer's Oves Demo

24 Chang Tooz Eating a big bowl of Dick

Dream Tour well and truly back!

Gabby's Indo Swordfest

Winner's From the Caaaarnt Film Festival

Ask us a Question with the Swellians

...& so much more!

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Tai Buddha Graham is a pro surfer, multiple-bar owner, entrepreneur and long-time Indonesian expat.

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Renaissance man Andrew Kidman has curated a must-see visual and aural experience for those who live and breath surf culture! Details below...

INTO YOUR IMAGINATION:
A SONIC & VISUAL SURFING EXPLORATION
A community-focused evening of joyous mind expansion and reverie, featuring creatives from the artistic realms of surfing presented by Andrew Kidman and Shane Fletcher.
DATE 16TH November
VENUE: M/Arts Precinct, Murwillumbah.
TICKETED EVENT: Limited 200 - 169 tickets remain. All Ages Event.

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Sun Bum - The World's Best Protection from evil UV destruction (Get the full range HERE RIGHT NOW! ) Presents... Steaming Heats with Nathan "Snout of War" Hoggy Hedge.

Relive the face melting 10s, the shoulder detonating finals, the double duck eggs and the forehead vein pulsing as thick as ya thigh muscle! Tales from between the hooters.

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Rando Conversations with Barton Lynch.88 World Champ Barton Lynch has more life wisdom and feathers in is cap than Sitting Bull and he's used all of that experience and surf stoke to create the world's most frothing Grom Comp aka BL's Blast Off. It's on now from November 1-30. Get involved at bartonlynch.com

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Despite nearly having his leg cut off in a boating accident as a child, Evan Puma, is a world class surfer, tube rider, and fixture in Indonesia's best and most consequential lineups. 

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Up Late: Join the Margaret & David (Parko and Danny Johnson) for The Swellian Culture Hour Movie Spesh featuring the best two film drops of the past week - Billabong's A-list ramp-up Indo Boaty gurnfest Double Vision and Stab Magazine's Electric Surfboard Acid Test with Dave Rastovich. Oscar's await!

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From the pages of Surfing World Magazine 1963: Relive the Hawaiian triumph of young Aussie upstart Bernard "Midget" Farrelley as he heads to the famous Makaha Beach, Oahu for the International Surfing Championships and walks away victorious! With insights from 297 Gold Cone Piece Surf Journalism Award Winner and Surf Historian Nick Carroll.

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Curtis Lowe is a blue collar journeymen, surfer, spearfishermen, psychonaut, crocodile attack survivor, and the marketing manager of the Uluwatu Surf Villas.  

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The Dometic CFX2 Fridge Freezer Combo Presents... Random Conversations with Hughie Vaughan

Australia's platinum bowled super grub Hughie Vaughan is livin' the dream blastin' airs and rinsing dot with his childhood heroes, hobnobbing with Goat and the Cooly Kids from Fiji to France and doing a wild job on the mic as the guest commentator of Stab High and the Quiksilver Festival. But deep down this kid has eyes on surfing's top prize - and the elevation of his big bro Joel from Changaz lord to CT hero has only made that North Shelley resolve even grittier. Bravo!

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Dometic - the official outdoor adventure and camping partner of the Swellians Presents...

Blitzed Alert! World no.16 Connor O'Leary and 2012 World Champ Joel Parko also break down the Chang and the 2025 WCT Tour Schedule as well as Australia's favourite Carnival Strongman Jacko Baker possibly storming the field for qualification on the 25 CT joining Joel Vaughan, George Pittar, Sally Fitz and Isabella Nichols in BRINGING THE STING.

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Usman Trioko is the first surfer ever to come from Desert Point, on the island of Lombok Indonesia. After surviving a childhood mired in suffocating poverty, he has become one of Indonesia's greatest ever tube riders and most prolific surf travellers.

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Billabong and Juju the Surf Musical Presents... Rando Conversations with Jelly Bean Vinny!

Jaleesa Vincent is the vibrant, creative, freesurfing, powerhouse renaissance Kween behind surfing's first ever surf musical Juju; also starring Occy, Creed McTaggart and Josie Pendergast. Found out how she gave up a tap-dancing career in Disneyland to become one of the most influential and important cultural surfing figures in the world today.

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CALLING ALL TRADIES: ATS and Surfers For Climate are throwing a monstro shindig at URBNSURF Sydney Nov 28 for all you hmaaaadcunts on the tools. Details are in the ep and tickets available here...

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Also the Portugal Chang was peeeeyeeeewer torture but at least Our Sal and Our Cal got right up em. Stace Galbraith joins Deadly to discuss. 

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 Elliot Paerata Reid is a Polynesian pro surfer, filmmaker, illustrator and community worker from Piha, on the North Island of New Zealand. 

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Patagonia and Roaring Journals Presents... Notes From the End of the World with the Kween of style hell bent on saving our planet!

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Rip Curl and Search FM Presents...Cosmic Apricots Live from the Rip Curl Cup Padang Padang. Smivvy and Deadly host a who's who of cone wrangling tube pigs during the 24 Rip Curl Cup at Padang Padang including the Queen of Pipe, the Fresh Prince of Crazy, The Vicco Chang Heavyweight, Indo Warrior Guru and one half of the iconic Hello Sport podcast. Rip in!

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Sun Bum Presents... Steaming Heats with Wayne "Rabbit" Bartholomew

Wayne "Rabbit" Bartholomew has left paw prints through every facet of competitive surfing. As a freckle-faced Cooly gremlin he envisioned a future where surfing as a career was not only plausible but possible in his lifetime. Along with sparring partners Michael Peterson, Peter Townend, Mark Richards and Shaun Tomson, he played a key role in the formation of the World Tour, became World Champ in 1978, and following retirement coached Australian teams to glory, instigated the pro junior series and Indigenous events and took over as President of the Pro Surfing's governing body the ASP where he was instrumental in designing the Dream Tour. Today we dive into Rabs career to relive war stories from those rough and raw early days. His greatest rivals, his most famous wins and the ones that got away.

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Core Lords: As the great Wayne Rabbit Bartholomew once said: "If you ever pull up at some remote surfng break and see a lone figure amongst mountains of white water it's more than likely to be Jim Banks."  Smiv sits down with the Cronulla Shire hell man in Indo to discuss a lifetime of Indo vishnu, making surfboards, rock and roll and still getting coned as buggery!

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Jacob Szekely is a professional surfer, skater and online content creator from Southern California. He's also a hmaaaaaaadman!

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Mckenzie Bowden is a professional freesurfer, style master, and comedic content creator from the North Island of New Zealand. 

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Sun Bum Presents... Steaming Heats with Rob Machado - War stories from the incredible competitive career of Mr Soul Glo himself. From the 95 high-five at Pipe to the 2000 Pipe Masters Championship, to the time he "Burkharted" Derek Ho at Trestles. Get to know the rashie-wearing comp beast behind the world’s most stylish and beloved free surfing spirit lord! UTFS

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Jason Rice is a former elite tactical police officer and counter-terrorism operative who developed a breath work protocol to help minimise the stress response and now trains some Australia’s top surfers.

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PHEW! The most dominant competitive surfers of 2024 John John Florence and Caity Simmers are now the rightful World Champions after a day of such little truth the lies threatened to boil over and cook the entire sport! That's not say there weren't some magic moments! Smiv and Deadly break it all down and offer a resounding "Good luck and good riddance!" to Lower Trestles as a World Title deciding venue. 

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GAME ON! Woz finals will run tonight and as a final word on the whole shebang we jumped on the blower to the coaches of our Aussie Hopefuls Molly Picklum and Jack Robbo to get a feel for these final 48 hours before the first hooter blows its load. HERE WE GO SWELLIANS! BRING THAT THREE TOED SALAD BOWL HOME YOU GOOD THINGS!

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Exactly who are the WSL Top 5? Decent hard working folk, or unbearable mouth breathers you wouldn't wanna waste a single second standing next to? Will our World Champion Surfers be World Champion People too? Or will they World Champion Ding Dongs? We hit up two surfers of irreproachable character Isabella Nichols and Ryan Callinan to dish the dirt on the personalities behind the contenders. 

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FATE DECIDES! ...with Ronnie Blakey. We flipped a magic Boogie coin to find out who would win each match up on the way to the best-of-three World Title Showdown. Who is on the right side of the universe and who will have their dreams crushed by the cruel hand of fate?!!! Find out within!

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Up – The Financial Revolution that’s got young Aussies balls Presents… The Women’s World Title Show Down Throw Down with Her Majesty the Swellian Kween Layne Collette Beachley! When you wanna know winners you ask a winner! UTFSK (Swellian Kween!)

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Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... Parko's World Title Picks!In day one of our Lexi Woz Finals Hype Reel the 2012 World Camp and Pipeline Master Joel Leslie Parkinson takes us through the men's side of the draw and predicts who will lift the three-toed salad bowl come days end! If anyone knows, Parko's Nose! UTFS!

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Jacob Boylan is the lead singer of the increasingly iconic Australian garage rock and roll band, Mini Skirt. He is also a surfer, graphic artist, and landscape gardener. 

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Welcome to our Inaugural Swellness Podcast, the first in a new series that will provide you with cutting-edge, evidence-based knowledge and tools to help you surf better and live better. 

Today’s guest is former professional cricket player turned Mindset and Performance Coach, Simon Williams, who outlines the seven fundamentals for good health along with a series of protocols and hacks for maximising mindset and performance.

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All the action from the heats that mattered at the Outerknown Fiji Pro. 

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Catch up on all the day one action from the Outerknown, Fiji Pro.

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Kyle Thiermann is a pro surfer, Patagonia team rider, journalist, hunter, and film maker from Santa Cruz, California. Follow him on his website here. 

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Fiji Pro Preview: Can Vortex and Eeeeeeewing hold their nerves and places in the top 5? Will Medina make a late charge and storm the WSL finals? Are wildcards Sierra Kerr and Erin Brooks going to shatter Pickles dreams? Will Goat rain little Goat pebbles all over the rest of the field? Smiv and Deadly discuss...

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Billabong Presents… Smiv and Deadly back on regular transmission and taking on the surfing world’s biggest stories including… the breastmilk doping scandal rocking our silver medalist, the French nuclear cloud killing Tahitians, the Mid North Coast Megladon epidemic, and will Queen Riss receive a 21 Clam salute at the next Swellian live show? No piece of nuclear bombed Pacific atoll coral left unturned. UTFS!

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Alan Van Gysen is a leading surf photographer and cinematographer from Cape Town, South Africa. His new project,Now Now Media, tells the stories of some of surfing's best and least known surfing locations; from Puerto Escondido to Mozambique. Follow AVG on Instagram here. 

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Patagonia and Roaring Journals Presents...a brand new series dedicated to surfing and surfers leading to the charge towards positive change, environmental optimism through action, and eternal froth in the face of endless doom! It's Notes From the End of the World and it's here to get you psyched on chippin' in! Yeeeeew! UTFS! 

Rossy at Shippies, Rasta on Lord Howe and Greenough's Bindi patch right here!

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Fuck it was slow but sheeez it made for some riveting corn tightening action as our very own Vortex Shaman Jack Robbo took on Finals Day at sleepy with odd-cone End of the Road. In the end the Irukandjis bring home a well earned Silver medal for Straya while Marksie Brah claimed gold for the yanks and Kauli Vaast secured an immortal hometown victory for the ages.

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Coolangatta great and 2012 World Champ, Joel 'Leslie Snorkoss' Parkinson joins us on the line to discuss the grindy but all important round three/quarterfinal action, including the controversy surrounding Australian ISA judge, Ben Lowe. 

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Day 3 and does it get any better? An Olympic showdown in waves of mortal CONEquence featuring a who’s who of iconic vortex shamans and slab warriors going at it! We relive one of the greatest days in pro surfing history with all the appropriate fizz and froth. 

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The agony and the ecstasy of Olympic competition was on full display this morning as Our Pickle's Dreams of Gold came to a sudden and dramatic end at the hands of France's Johanne Defay. Meanwhile The Vortex Shaman responded to Round 1's surprise relegation with a cone so magnificent it had Olympic Hero Owen Wright calling it the best corn rinse in Olympic history! His words not ours! Get the wrap on all the days action and tomorrow's big match ups right here!

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Surfing's second crack at the Five Rings delivered with some hmaaaad cones, wild floggings and the Murkans fricken dominating at Chopes! The Irukandis had a mixed day with Heeeyeeewing and T-Dub getting Ws but Pickle and Vortex Shaman have work to do in Round 2.

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He got it done with Owen Wright in Tokyo, but can North Straddie Super Coach Bede Durbidge medal again with Ethan Heeeeeeeyeeeeeeewing? We speak with "the Moose" on location in Tahitio to see how his boy and the rest of the Irukandjis are dealing with the last 24 hours before go time!

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Breaking news from Teahupoo just hours out from the Olympics - The Vortex Shaman has done himself a nasty after a collision with the reef, we got the details! We also welcome Chopes Orb Pig Nathan "Hoggy" Hedge into the ATS trough for our deep dive Olympic Preview. Fwaaaark fair bit garn on! Bring the Sting! UTFS!

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Australian Bronze Medal Hmaaad Cunt Owen Wright reckons the Irukandjis can bring four medals home from Tahiti if they can embrace the "Olympic moment" that Cathy Freeman, Susie O'Neill and Steven Bradbury locked into on their journeys to immortality! Hmaaaaaad!

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Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... Jack Robbo's Super Coach Matt Bemrose and Chopes legend Simon Thornton take us into the Aussie Irukandjis bunker and deliver some exclusive revelations just days out from the first hooter of the 2024 Olympic Games! Get ready for Chopes rights, the best paddle battles ever seen and a bunch of Aussies wearing other team's colours! Heckaz!

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Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... The 2012 World Champ and Pipe Master kicks off our Olympic Preview week with his thoughts on the cons, the dark horses and who will medal at Chopes. And he's smellin' gold for Straya! If anyone knows, Parko's Nose.

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Billabong and the Otis Carey West Up River Collection Presents…The bad news is Swellian Mascot Doinka just had his nuts cut off. The Good news is he’s now getting coned 24/7 so he doesn’t chew the stitches out of where his balls used to be. But who else is in the firing line for castration? Turns out the Mexican Pipeline, The Olympics at Chopes, the Challenger Series and plenty more are also in danger of losing their figs. Smiv and Deadly discuss why. UTFS!!

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George Pittar is the number four ranked surfer on the Challenger Series, who grew up between Vanuatu and Manly on the Northern Beaches of Sydney. He was a standout during the Australian leg of the World Tour.

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Skullcandy ANC Crusher 2 presents...We're joined by ATS's favourite son, the All-Australian vortex shaman, Jacob 'Chippo' Wilcox, as he prepares for the final leg of the Challenger Series. 

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Skullcandy ANC Crusher 2 presents... Blitzed Special: Smiv and Deadly pull out the red pens to give the Changaz a mid-year report card following the recent fizzer that was the Ballito Pro in South Africa. The bad news is, the Changaz in it's current form does not get a pass mark as a stepping stone to the CT, i n fact, it might actually be dog caca. The good news is, the Aussies are on the comp up! Much to discuss!

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Brent Simpson is a former outlaw motorcycle gang member who spent six years behind bars before turning his life around and becoming a community leader.

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Billabong Presents... An ATS Reg ep Spesh as Smiv and Deadly cast their all knowing stink eye over Stab High Japan, the glory of the Occy Grom Comp, the passing of Tamayo Perry, The upcoming Olympic heat draw, Dane Reynolds' shop getting bulldozed, Gabby's inner fire getting some diesel, and much much more...

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Is Pro Surfing back cunce? Has the Woz nailed it in 2024? The race for the final five hit obscene peaks at the Oi Rio Pro in Sack-a-Rimmer as 7 of the top 8 men made the quarters and Caity Simmers seized an incredible third win to a remarkable season. Bring on 8-10 foot Cloudy already!

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29 Gold Cone Piece Award Winner Sean Doherty sits deep in the culture cone as ATS Up Late returns! This ep we take a look at Surfing World Magazine Issue 423 which features a whopping 10,000 word profile on Occy and his 83 World Title Melt, discuss what's next for GOAT and look at the place of the surf mag in modern day media. Suck back a fatty and put ya feet up. 

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Is it true? Is Julian Assange really set to be freed and allowed to return to Australia after 12 years locked in the Ecuadorian Embassy and Belmarsh Prison? We phoned the Surfing Senator to get the low down on what's going on. 

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Today we are joined by Konrad Michalski, aka Punter's Politics, a school teacher turned YouTube and now podcast sensation, who’d had an absolute gut full and put the crosshairs on this facade of a democracy we live in. 

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Who sharted, who got coned, who got bounced, who breathed themselves into another dimension? All the important questions answers as the Swellians phone in from aboard the majestic Barrenjoey Surf Charter in the Ments. 

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Billabong and Occy’s Grom Comp Presented by Sun Bum June 28 - July 2 presents… A regular ep so chock full of orbular insanity and gutter profanity you’ll need to have a Detol bath and a Nate Floz Coight Mint just to stand the look of yourself in your own bathroom mirror.

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Topics discussed at length include…

Fanning’s Charity Golf Day Stab High Smivvy’s New 'Just Cuts' Hair Do A Rio Preview featuring horny Brazilian digits ready to finger the shit out of the Woz top 5. Nias Conefest Kerzzy Fam gettin’ Drained Indo Swell-a-palooza Death in Indo Old Cunts getting Slabs White cunts shutting off waves with Savvy Real Estate deals Swellians lording the Q&A Is Nate Floz’s dot so clean you could use it to wipe the sleep from a new born’s baby's eye?

There’s that much shit in here ay. Feast away!

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Wild Things Gallery Presents... Board Talk!

Live from Wild Things Gallery in the Byron Bay Industrial Estate on a chilly winter evening it’s a good old fashioned lip flapping session with three world-renowned and totally original surfboard crafters. Featuring Malcolm Campbell of Campbell Brothers going deep on Bonzer specs, Neal Purchase shaping for feel and Ellis Ericson’s adventures in sustainable designs, it’s an arvo well worth checking in on!

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Up - the financial revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... Up Lord of the Week featuring Victorian and Torquay Boardriders Club Hmaaaadman Xavier Huxtable who just dropped a perfect heat score of 20/20 in giant throbbing orbs in the Nias regional Q. Find out how he did it right here and for fuck's sake... get on the sign up with Up already!

Download the ‘Up’ app and sign up in minutes. Use code 'UTFS' for $10 on signup (do it all from the comfort of your phone, no need to go to the bank or any of that bullsh*t). T&C's @ up.com.au

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Ocean & Earth Apex Boardcover Range Presents... Blitzed: Pure. Tour. Nerdism. All the high flying action from Punta Roca as the Woz hits El Salv for a big old Octopus Ring Snap-a-thon.

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Billabong & Occy's Grom Comp Presents… ATS regular ep dong dragging epic featuring Noz Deane at the Shark Island Challenge, El Sav preview, Taylor Knox’s Forrest Gump moment, huge Indo Cone-offs, Gabby’s sea cock And much much more!

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Occy's Grom Comp June 28 - July 3

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Rip Curl Presents... Search FM with Mason Ho and Rory Pringle as they talk about their gluttonous Scottish rock shelf slab banquet Caveheart - a surf movie that has to be seen to be believed! Prepare for dings, bangs, bruises and outrageous vision from two of the great avante-guard surf film makers.

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A magical muck fest for the ages, lead by the ladies, and backed up with a tonne of mind melting, shat-inducing, cones of mortal CONEquence for the men.  

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Mikey Brennan is an underground slab and big wave specialist from Tasmania. He's also a survivor of the most serious kind of child abuse and shares his tips for surviving trauma, and what lies on the other side.

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Up - the banking revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents...Liam 'LOB' O'Brien. He gets this week's Lord of the Week for his psychotic 'wave of a lifetime' while warming up for the Tahiti Pro. Find it here.  

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Ben Mondy is a multiple time Gold Cone Piece Award winning surf journalist, from Red Head, Newcastle, via the United Kingdom. He was a writer for Tracks Magazine during the Kelly/Andy years and travelled the world reporting on systemic degeneracy amidst the elite surfing community, of which he was a repeat offender. 

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Rodrigo Perez is a world leader in health, wellness and functional medicine who has worked with the likes of Gabriel Medina, Griffin Colapinto, Joel Parkinson, Erin Brooks, and many more. 

His book, The Art of Longevity, is out May 14. Find it at his website or on Amazon, and follow him on instagram here. 

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Up - the banking revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... Dane Henry. Fresh off the most dominant Aussie team performance at the ISA World Surfing games in 15 years our newly crowned ISA junior World Champ sits down for a wrap about big airs, team spirit and doin' it for Straya! Hmaaaad!

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North Narrabeen's Jordy Lawler urged on to a famous victory in front of a parochial home crowd and Isabella Nichols claims her first win of the Challenger Series to complete an Australian clean sweep. 

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Skullcandy Crusher ANC 2: the official Headphones of Ain't That Swell Presents... Core Lords with proud Bundjalung man Soli Bailey. The Byron Bay local is having a year to remember - a festivus of the cone if you will - as he drains em from Shippies, to Cloudies, to parts unknown on Surfline and O'Neill's Maps to Nowhere. Will he take Nate Florence's title of most hole stuffed human on the planet? We say yes!

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Billabong X Occumentary 25th Anniversary Tour Presents... Smivvy and Deadly garn deep on the power of the ping, the compressed vertebrae of a CT weapon, Mick Mick D's big night on the tiles, thin shreds of cotton riding gelatinous dot and milking Goat teet for that sweet sweet vegan spider silk. Get on the slurp already!

Book now for tickets to see Occumentary on the big screen for the first time!

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Friday, May 10 Sydney  BOOK NOW

Saturday, May 11 Central Coast BOOK NOW

Wednesday, May 15  Melbourne BOOK NOW

Friday, May 17 Lorne   BOOK NOW

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Skullcandy Crusher ANC 2 Presents... Blitzed: Pure. Tour. Nerdism. The first Chang of the new series served up all sorts of party snacks including 10 point cones, inverted Meola flips, peeeeyeeewer rail shamnism, a World Champ super heat and a Fish and friends Gurn-off for the ages. In the end it was Lennox hard man Mikey McDonagh and Canadian Texan Erin Brooks who slurped the big slushies for the win!

Big thanks to Skullcandy the official Headphones parter of the Swellians!

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Ocean & Earth Presents... Core Lords with Paul McNeil. Emerging from the peak era Mambo collective of artists Paul McNeil has forged a surf soaked and stoked life of music, colour and explosive creativity to become one of the most beloved figures in Australian pop core culture. 

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Conner Coffin is a former World Tour surfer and Final Five Contender from Santa Barbara, California. He remains one of the best power surfers in the world and has just embarked on a new chapter of his career as a Freesurfer.

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Ocean & Earth Presents... Core Lords: Matt Bromley is a big wave surfer, slab specialist, podcaster, public speaker, and community outreach worker from Cape Town, South Africa. 

Follow him on Instagram, here. On youtube, here. And support his work with the 9Miles Project here. 

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We're joined by WSL commentator, Ronnie Blakey, to dissect all the drama from the Margaret River Pro.

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Up - the financial revolution that's got Aussies backs presents... Up Lord of the Week: Jack Robinson! Fresh off his famous humping of John John Florence in the final of the Margaret River Pro, the Vortex Shaman jumps a call to speak exclusively to the Swellian Army within an hour of the final hooter! Gather your arms Swellians... you're in Robbo's house now!

Get on the Up Swellians!!!

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Simon Williams is a former professional cricket player turned Mindset and Performance Coach, who has worked with a range of high profile athletes across various disciplines, including surfing, the National Rugby League, cricket, Olympians, Winter Olympians, dancers, and artists.

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Billabong X Occumentary 25th Anniversary Presents... ATS Live from Torquay with Molly Picklum, Occ Snow and Steph "Femme Goat" Gilmore! One of the all-time great live eps as the Queen, the Queen-to-be and the King of the Bowl trade yarns to a room full of frothing Swellians and Swelliettes! UTFS!!

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OCCUMENTARY 25TH ANNIVERSARY DATES AND TICKETS BELOW

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Wednesday, May 1 Noosa BOOK NOW

Thursday, May 2  Byron Bay BOOK NOW

Sunday, May 5 Gold Coast BOOK NOW

Wednesday, May 8 Wollongong BOOK NOW

Thursday, May 9 Newcastle BOOK NOW

Friday, May 10 Sydney  BOOK NOW

Saturday, May 11 Central Coast BOOK NOW

Wednesday, May 15  Melbourne BOOK NOW

Friday, May 17 Lorne   BOOK NOW

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Billabong X 25 Year Anniversary of the Occumentary Presents... A classic ATS regular episode featuring Slater's Last Swing at Margies, a gargantuan fuck off swell at Shippies, Dane Reynolds' has a surf shop, Caity Simmers favourite band, and Smivvy's Tibetan Guide to Better Living! Keeeeding me?!!!

Also Up Lord of the Week is 50 year-old slab fiend Dylan Longbottom! Get on the Up program today freaks!

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Today we’re joined by the former Kauaian hoodlum, turned hard man, turned community folk hero, Dustin Barca. 

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Billabong X Jack McCoy 25th Anniversary Tour of the Occumentary Presents... Blitzed Bells Wrap - the Full American Demo Job as Rookie Cole Houshmand, Buzzer Beater Caity Simmers, The Colapinto Bros and all the rest of the 2 percenters rinse their buttholes on the red and blue rashies of all comers to shake up the rankings heading into the cut at Margies!!!

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Wednesday, May 1 Noosa BOOK NOW

Thursday, May 2  Byron Bay BOOK NOW

Sunday, May 5 Gold Coast BOOK NOW

Wednesday, May 8 Newcastle BOOK NOW

Thursday, May 9 Wollongong BOOK NOW

Friday, May 10 Sydney  BOOK NOW

Saturday, May 11 Central Coast BOOK NOW

Wednesday, May 15  Melbourne BOOK NOW

Friday, May 17 Lorne   BOOK NOW

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Live from the Surf for Sanity Charity event in Cabarita, featuring 2005 World Champ and Hall of Famer, Chelsea Hedges, Techno Viking, Blake Johnston, and Sporting Excellence Shaman, Simon Williams. 

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Brett Burcher is a former professional surfer, big wave surfer, trained breathwork pracitioner, and disability support worker working with an athlete who competed at the Adaptive Surfing World Tour event held in Byron last week. 

He will also be heading our Inaugural Swellness Boat Trip to the Mentawais from June 8th - 19th.

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As protests and paddle outs once again sweep the country in opposition to seismic blasting by oil and gas companies on the sea floor, we dive deep inside the issue with Drew McPherson from Surfrider and special guest host, Dave Rastovich. 

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Billabong Presents... An ATS special episode celebrating 25 years since the release of The Occumentary – Jack McCoy's comeback bio masterpiece on the one and only Raging Bull Mark Occhilupo! Marinate in one of surfing's all time great collaborative partnerships as Occ and McCoy personally escort you through the most legendary piece of surf cinema ever created... touring for the first time on the big screen over the next couple of months. Get ya tickets Swellians!

DATES & TICKETS HERE

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Wednesday, May 1 Noosa BOOK NOW

Thursday, May 2  Byron Bay BOOK NOW

Sunday, May 5 Gold Coast BOOK NOW

Wednesday, May 8 Wollongong BOOK NOW

Thursday, May 9 Newcastle BOOK NOW

Friday, May 10 Sydney  BOOK NOW

Saturday, May 11 Central Coast BOOK NOW

Wednesday, May 15  Melbourne BOOK NOW

Friday, May 17 Lorne   BOOK NOW

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BILLABONG & ATS LIVE AT TORQUAY HOTEL MARCH 24 PRESENTS... Blitzed: Full Portuguese Wrap Up including the Return of Cyborg Medina, Heeeeeyeeeeewing is cruising, Vortex Shaman Mega Oop, Women's Tour Warhorses Kick the Filly's to the Kerb and Griffin Goggles-pinto seals victory and the mustard rashy heading into Bells. 

ATS Live at Torquay Hotel with Special Guests Stephanie Gilmore, Jack Robinson and Occy! Don't miss it!

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Welcome to System Failure featuring special guest host, Dave Rastovich. This week we go inside the West Australian Forest Alliance with Campaign Director, Jess Beckerling. 

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