We Got The Chocolates

There are songs but then there are also songs that have well and truly fallen off your radar but they still are class. That's what Mickus is looking for in his quest for the Ultimate Slapper. Leigh, Skin and Mickus all contributed deckchair moments to society last week, and Gode's reaction to each of them will absolutely not disappoint you. We get half a voice memo, a great Trivia game and a new Friend of the Show all within this episode. Oh and ChatGPT has written a diss track back at Gode! Here is what we covered:

Skin's BBQDeckchair MomentsSongs that SlapNot so Breaking NewsChad Claps BackYou're a Quizzard Gode

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Is there a piece of celebrity drama that has hooked you in? We are coming clean on ours this week. Leigh has failed to impress Gode despite being on fire domestically across the weekend. Lyric Substitut-Skin got a revamp and it is back with a vengeance. The game also provides some real diamond and deckchair moments. We learn plenty of new terms in Fictionary but most importantly... create the greatest podcasting award ever known.

Here is how it things went:

Celebrity DramaThe Number Plate GameLyric Substitut-SkinGolfing Press ConferenceFictionary

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Leigh and Skin have had a classic carpooling blunder. When we say a classic blunder we think there is a really good chance no one has done this before. We have some cracking Listen to the Chocs including a Halloween story that is more bad luck than bad management! Nicknames are something we use a lot in day to day life so we dive into some of the funniest nicknames we have had sent in! With the US election happening this week Skin wanted to go through some Real or Fake pledges that politicians have made across history. Are they real or did Skin write them? Who knows. The categories game at the end even reveals that Skin has a crippling fear of Swordfish! Here is how it went:

Carpooling 101NicknamesReal or Fake Campaign PromisesNew LicenceCategories

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Gode finished this episode by saying to Leigh, "I think that's the funniest thing you have ever said." We had stopped recording at that point so you don't hear it, but it really does set the tone for the episode this week. We named a Tesla, gave credit to some under-appreciated achievements you guys have notched up that weren't fussed over enough at the time and tried a new game! Footage of Skin being run out has gone viral and we come to a staggering realisation about the pogs. Here is what you are in for:

Birthing & CricketListen to the ChocsMust or DustUnder-appreciated AchievementsNamestormFinish the Lyrics

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Leigh and Skin have been putting on a batting masterclass this Cricket season and Leigh wants to start a little competition with Skin around this! We have a Joke of the Week segment for you this week but this time with a twist, the jokes are from the latest “Don’t Laugh Challenge” YouTube video! Making mistakes is in our nature but Skin has some of the biggest mistakes people have made whilst at work. We get Megan on the phone this week to talk about her and her partner Jordan's anniversary gift. Skin and Leighthal went to Moto GP and were on the grid pre race! Lastly, Mickus ran a 100km race this past weekend and the boys want the low down on everything that happened, Mickus has some insane stories from his run!

00:50 Leigh and Skins Cricket Highlights

05:30 Jokes of the Week

08:55 Workplace Mishaps

16:35 Anniversary Gift

26:15 How the Hell Did We Get Here?

31:10 Mickus Ran 100km!

35:10 Spelling Bee

44:15 You're in for an X

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Do you believe magic? You might after Leigh's story because he has been trying to work out this bowling ball trick for a few days now. Leigh has also had a mare this week when watching the show Wicked, he got half way through and then realised that the show is based on a pretty popular film. Skin presents some of the funniest wrong number text messages to the boys, one of them was too much for him to read though! Gode thinks it might be time for Leigh to call stumps on his cricket career. We have some more amazing nicknames for you and may have found our absolute favourite! Here's how it went...

01:20 A Magic Show

06:00 Listen to the Chocs

09:25 Wrong Number Sorry

16:05 Cricket is a Good Game

22:25 Nicknames

29:00 The Age Gauge

37:00 You're in for an X

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Leigh and Skin's mum (Dizzle) actually sent them a cracker of a video which shaped some conversation around sentences that would definitely start an argument with your significant other. Mickus thought he was friends with a famous athlete... but he isn't. We have some reviews and voice notes that are real noodle scratches but we work through them. Gode has invented a new game which we workshop on the episode so give us your feedback please. Here is how it went:

00:28 Couple Reviews

03:10 Mickus' Mate

05:45 Listen to the Chocs

10:20 Arguments with your Significant Other

18:06 Cricket Height Checker

26:04 Letter Change the Plot

32:05 Celebrity Guess-timonial

38:30 You're in for an X

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Scouts, we were fortunate enough to chat with a guest who has done something pretty incredible. His name is Tim Franklin, and he just completed the ultimate marathon—he's literally run around the world! From the deserts of Australia to freezing conditions in Europe and everything in between, he’s taken on an insane journey that’s pushed his mental and physical limits.

Now we chatted to him pretty much straight after he completed it but obviously it has taken us 4-6 business years to edit and release it so some of the references are a few weeks behind. But he is a great man and also hilarious. So we hope you enjoy his story.

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We assume everyone is still celebrating the amazing Brisbane Lions win in the 2024 AFL Grand Final right? We don't even care if you are reading this in three years time! Gode has a horror story for Skin about parenting that had him thinking about his bathroom storage situation. We had an email from a listener asking for a Namestorm on the phrase 'That Slays' so that it's more acceptable for grown adults to use. The boys have another hypothetical debate that gets Gode thinking about what it would be like to be a Professional Golfer while Leigh more just lists the jobs he would be terrible at! Here is how it went:

00:00 Welcome Scouts

00:30 Parenting Horror Story

03:35 Listen to the Chocs

09:45 100km Trail Run

11:45 Brisbane Lions

18:15 'That Slays'

27:35 Hypothetical

33:35 Human Shazam

39:35 You're In For An X

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What would it take for you to complain about food to waitstaff at a restaurant? Would you give Morgan Freeman a pat on the back if he watched Shawshank Redemption in your lounge-room? Is it your responsibility to make sure gift cards work if you are giving the gift? These are the big questions that you didn't know you needed tackled, but we think you actually might. We also have some great marathon Do's and Don'ts for you (more specifically just Don'ts actually). A game that you probably thought was dead and buried is back. We think you'll enjoy this one! Here is how it went:

01:00 - Live Podcast Practice

02:57 - Helicopters & Motorbikes

08:50 - Listen to the Chocs

14:04 - Marathon Do's & Don'ts

22:23 - AFL All Australian Doing Team

29:36 - Underwhelming Work Gifts

35:40 - Alphabet You Can't do this with the Second Letter

45:01 - You're in for an X

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We ran the Sydney Marathon which was apparently net down hill but we remain completely unconvinced. Due to the fact we were in Sydney, there is one collab that just needed to happen. So we trekked out to Hello Sport headquarters to catch up with Tom and Eddy from the Hello Sport Podcast. They were quick to give their opinions on our marathon running, golfing ability and ball striking generally. We hear the Hello Sport Origins story and then present the boys with an elite hypothetical which goes a direction we were really not prepared for. The art of jingles is discussed, how random a Lyric Substitut-Skin is and Taboo even gets a run. Elite episode. 1 star.

00:30 Hello Sport Intro

01:30 Sydney Marathon

11:30 Hello Sport Origin Story

21:20 Hypothetical Debate

30:55 Listen to the Chocs

43:25 Taboo Game

54:35 Your in for an X

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Gode literally got the chocolates last week and Leigh got... in trouble. Dave the Brit that knows Jack Shit bounced back to his best with a horrendous joke. We learnt this week what the heck 'Mukbang' content is and what choices or quotes have aged very poorly. We have been keeping a really watchful eye on our recovery in the lead up to the next marathon training session (which is an actual organised marathon called Sydney Marathon). We had to give a run down on what it is like to be Brisbane Lions supporters and Mickus makes his debut as games master! Here is how it went:

00:50 - Gode Got the Chocolates

05:58 - Joke of the Week

09:06 - That Aged Poorly

16:12 - Marathon Prep - Recovery

23:44 - Brisbane Lions

30:39 - Trivia with a Spin

37:40 - Get Recc'd

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We needed to find out if a) Jana still has her original baby and b) get an update on the new baby so she makes her return to the podcast this week. The timing coincides nicely with Skin needing some parenting advice anyway and Jana plus all of you have that for him in spades. Apparently there are now 125 titles you can be called. Gone are the days of just Mr/ Mrs. This week we are looking to see if sleep can be the missing component that is holding us back from brilliant marathon times. Wonderful week and here is how it went:

00:10 - Welcome Jana

08:55 - Parenting Advice

16:05 - Jana's Title Mayhem

22:34 - Whoop Sleep

30:06 - Fictionary

38:20 - You're in for an X

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Ask and you shall receive is an expression we hear a bit. Apparently this expression also applies to the very clothes Skin is wearing! We have some of the stretchiest names ever for a Pizza Oven which may ... but more than likely may not help our gem of a listener. Skin won marathon training week without running somehow (see Whoop details below), and the CEO of the social media app, Telegram, has been arrested and that got us thinking, there are a few other areas of our lives that need more moderation too. Here is how it went:

02:15 Skin's Deckchair Moment

05:50 Joke of the Week

09:00 Namestorm a Pizza Oven

16:55 Marathon Training - Strain Week

23:32 Moderation Needed?

30:45 Humdog Millionaire

38:15 You're in for an X

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Let's not beat around the bush... the most exciting thing this week is the new Chocs gear. We couldn't be happier and it is now available here!

Gode blows up about the Joke of the Week selections after the Dave the Brit that knows Jack Shit went with a safe choice. Leigh presents real headlines, mixed in with some ones he has written himself and asks you to decipher them. We have been roped into running the Sydney Marathon and the wonderful people at Whoop have a challenge for us (you may remember them from such times as the 18 year old penis guy.

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Here is how things went:

00:30 Gear Launch

04:30 FOTS

08:40 Joke of the Week

11:45 Headline Hoaxes

16:35 Running Sydney Marathon

23:05 Social Sins & Wins

31:30 Alpha Bet You Can’t Do This Game with the Second Letter

39:50 Get Recc'd

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Nikki Potter makes sensational short form videos and she stopped by to have a chat on this week's episode. She actually attracts quite a bit of media attention for courageous feats such as relocating spiders but then also for fairly simple occurrences like... eating breakfast. By the way, is having dishes to do really that stressful? Gode has plenty of questions for Leigh about how a Hair Transplant works and he then gets a trivia question the most wrong that you could possibly see. Here is how it went:

00:25 Nikki Potter v Ray-Gun

02:25 Townsville Torpedos & Sydney Singles

07:45 Joke of the Week

11:00 Nikki's News Stories

17:41 Must or Dust

24:45 The Follicles

31:51 You're a Quizzard Gode

38:52 You're in for an X

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Leigh has been racking up the deckchair moments when attempting to surprise the girl he is getting to know (Rochelle)! French pole vaulter, Anthony Ammirati used the wrong pole during the Paris Olympics which is pretty unlucky, so we then wanted to hear what your unlucky moments are! Skin has been looking at LinkedIn a lot recently but not for the reasons you would expect. He hit us with some of the worst posts you could imagine. Then we racked our brains to think of famous people named a certain name. Here is how it went:

00:30 Leigh's Deckchair Moments

05:35 We Got The Chocolates Gear

09:15 Joke of the Week

12:00 Unlucky Moments

20:00 LinkedIn Influencers

27:25 Sports Faffery

35:00 Famous First Names

40:40 You're in for an X

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Gode has a bone to pick with Leigh, Skin and Mickus about 75 Hard and finally the truth comes out regarding the challenge! The Olympics is currently underway and Leigh has the inside scoop on some interesting behaviour from Olympic athletes during the swimming. The boys watched Simone Biles compete again and left Leigh and Gode in awe/ second guessing a previous call they have made. We have a Nicknames segment for you with some outstanding contributions from the Choccies! Great week and here is how it went:

01:10 Leigh and Mickus at the Footy

05:50 Joke of the Week

08:40 Olympic Lols

15:40 Nicknames

22:55 75 Hard Update

29:45 Olympic O’Trivia Rodriguez

36:50 You're in for an X

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This week, Leigh presents Skin and Mickus with a parody song about his recent hairline experience and their reaction is priceless! Eloise joins the podcast to review some of the boy's Namestorms for a Pram. Once again it seems like Skin has been practicing all week! Mickus does his first ever segment intro and absolutely nails it... obviously we are joking. We also listen to some blunders that some of our listeners have made, and as if on cue, Mickus reveals that he Googles himself... and we can sort of understand why now. You need to hear this one! Here is how it went:

00:45 Listen to the Chocs

01:50 Leigh's Hair

06:35 Joke of the Week

08:40 Pram Namestorm

17:35 Hypothetical

24:53 Biggest Blunders

31:55 Google Feud

40:10 You're in for an X

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Josh Jones was involved in a mining incident nearly 10 years ago in which he lost one of his mates, and one of his arms. Since then he's been on a journey of recovery both physically and mentally, and in the process managed to turn himself into a professional golfer.

We recently got to catch up and have a chat with him on the golf course. He has an incredible story to share, and a great sense of humour to go along with it which made for a fun day. We hope you enjoy the chat as much as we did!

00:00 Intro

03:55 Getting Into Golf

05:20 The Accident

11:16 Starting Rehab

14:55 Starting the Mental Journey

23:10 All Abilities Golf Division

26:00 25 Surgeries Over 2 Years

29:59 Phantom Pain

31:55 Sharing His Story

35:05 Getting Closure

37:15 Dealing With Mental Health Challenges

39:10 An Actionable Piece of Advice

40:20 Three Favourite Golf Courses

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Skin and Leigh went to watch some AFL and as you would expect there was plenty of spectators with some opinions on the game, Skin tells the story of getting frustrated with some of the conversations he overheard! Death, Taxes and... Makes a return with some absolute belters from all the team including some parking habits that Gode especially doesn't enjoy! Leigh has been contacted by Gro Clinics Australia after he and Gode spoke about his hair loss a few weeks ago, he is selflessly putting his body on the line to test if he can in fact regrow his hair!

00:30 Leighs Hair Journey

06:20 Joke of the Week

08:35 Spectator Spotlight

15:45 Death, Taxes &...

22:55 Listen to the Chocs

30:15 Reverse Malachi

38:20 Get REKT

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Skin and his wife Eloise surprise us all with the most amazing news! You CANNOT miss this episode! After the boys calm down from this we take a look at some ridiculous folklore expressions. Leigh, Skin, Mickus and Dave the Brit ran the Gold Coast Marathon last weekend and with all the pressure of beating the 5 hour mark they wanted to see if they would be Diamonds or a Deckchairs. Leigh is under continued pressure to propose to the girl he is getting to know, Rochelle, so the boys have some suggestions for the location of the proposal. Will Rochelle approve of any?!

00:30 New Nudio

02:25 Skin and Eloise's Announcement

07:20 Joke of the Week

09:50 Ridiculous Folklore Expressions

16:30 Marathon Recap: Diamonds or Deckchairs

24:50 Nice Locations to Propose

32:15 Taboo Game

38:35 You’re in for an X

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Have you ever seen someone be one week early to an event? Leigh managed it this week! Dave the Brit that knows Jack Shit is up to his usual tricks with his Joke of the Week selection... at least this one was quite educational. Tim Franklin just finished running around the world which meant that we had to consider what our 'Franklin Moment' is in our lives up until this point. We have a request to name WiFi which connects the group nicely. We caught up with Mitch who you may remember was gifted a 'Crystal Dilly' and we needed more details. Finally Mickus puts in one of the all time worst performances you will see in a game!

Here is how things went:

One Week Early

Joke of the Week

Our 'Tim Franklin Moments'

Namestorm for WiFi

Crystal Dilly

Fictionary

You're in for an X

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Choccies, who has the most famous mullet that you can recall? What about an Afro? We think you will enjoy participating in this new segment. A Choccy sent an email in which should really help with the 75 hard challenge.

We have found the best Hot Chip in Melbourne! Potentially up there with Super Rooster… we know that’s a massive call. Eloise (Skin’s wife) had quite a scarring experience at the footy recently and it’s so nice to get to share it together! Great episode we reckon but you let us know. Here is how it went:

00:43 Email from a Listener

07: 13 Joke of the Week

02:17 Gode's Gripe with Us

09:38 Most Famous Hairdos

17:14 Chip Trip

24:42 Eloise's Awkward Conversation

32: 27 Famous Who's Who Game

40:00 You're in for an X

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Skin and Leigh got dunked for the QLD Freeze at the Gabba this week and Leigh has a theory on how long you could last in the ice tank. Gode is happy to award Leigh with the highly coveted 'Goal of the Quarter' award after his performance on the weekend. Social Sins and Wins is in this week, so we are looking at all things good and bad on social media! There is also a heated conversation regarding '75 Hard'. Spoiler Alert... Gode hates it. Here is how it went:

00:35 Worst Golfer in the World?

03:47 Joke of the Week

06:30 Handshake or Kiss

14:40 Social Sins & Wins

22:40 Marathon Update/75 Hard

30:25 Pass the Pub Test

37:30 Get Rekt

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Highlight on this episode is definitely our catch up with Anon, she needs no introduction obviously but regardless she is the person who previously wrote in to tell us about her forgetting her casual sex partner's name! We also look at the growing concerns when it comes to supply issues with eggs, Leigh has the solution! Skin has some of the best Letter change the plots from his list of 2000 while Gode, Leigh and Mickus aim to match his intensity. Gode finishes us off with a new game called "Guess the Analogy" but who will get the chocolates this week?!

00:45 Big Freeze Slide

04:30 Joke of the Week

9:10 Forgetting Casual Sex Partners Name

18:45 Letter Change the Plot

26:50 Buying limit on Eggs

33:15 Guess the Analogy Game

40:00 Your in for an X

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Gode presents a text message from his wife and the challenge is; can the rest of the boys decipher what she was trying to say to him?! Skin has compiled some of the best (and worst in some cases) pickup lines that have been sent in! We are heading to Melbourne to try and find the best chip in the world. We debate the criteria we should be looking for and how we will decide what places need to be visited. Leigh heard a gag recently that he reckons is in the top 5 most overused jokes of all time. This leads to calling out some of the phrases that everyone has heard too much a phrase which makes for an insane laugh! Here is how things went:

01:40 Mrs Gode Text Saga

07:30 Joke of the Week

10:45 Pickup lines

17:25 Chip Trip

24:55 Overused Phrases & Gags

31:45 Reverse Malachi Game

37:20 You're In for An X

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Leigh presents the boys with a Skin lookalike which even Skin thought was himself! We love Nicknames as you know and we are pretty sure this instalment is incredibly strong. Skin has been on the lookout for some of the dumbest criminals in society, and we have not one... but two requests to name a Queen Bee in our Namestorm segment. You wont BEE-lieve what we came up with (what in the world is up).

02:00 The Tied Footy Game

05:50 Joke of the Week

08:50 Skin Lookalike

12:10 Nicknames

18:25 Dumb Criminals

24:25 Namestorm

32:00 Categories Game

39:00 You're In For An X

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Mickus is spitting the ... sausage? Not an expression we were familiar with before this week! We had a Joke on the Chocline that has the boys in tears and there is a new segment; Death, Taxes and...

You seem to love that segment! The responses are magnificent. Our latest hypothetical debate is one that brings up some interesting choices. Also, Skin tells a genuinely good joke, which unfortunately left us stumped! He then even leads a new game called 'Overs & Unders'.Here is how things went:

00:45 Listen to the Chocs

02:15 Mickus' Sausage Story

06:10 Joke of the Week

09:25 Death, Taxes and...

16:15 Hypothetical Debate

22:30 Scottie Scheffler

28:15 Over or Under Game

35:05 You're in for an X

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Whilst on a run Leigh hears some of the finest parenting out there when a Dad was trying to teach his very young son some new vocabulary! The boys look into Aussie slang after a Choccie listener wrote in asking for help. He didn't ask for our own slang words we use but we also gave that to him. Leigh, Skin and Mickus are taking part in the Gold Coast Marathon again this year and we catch up with them to see how their training is going! We also look into some Actors that play the same characters across multiple movies and some of these blew our minds (glad we said minds). Finally Matt was on the phone for a WWE themed You're a Quizzard Gode. Here is how it went:

00:30 Leigh's note-taking on Parenting

03:55 Joke of the Week

06:55 Aussie Rhyming Slang

15:05 Marathon Training

21:30 Same Actor, Different Character

30:05 You're a Quizzard Gode - Game

38:30 You're in for a X

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We witnessed a very special debut this week when they went to watch the Brisbane Lions play and Leigh is convinced the only person who may be able to achieve a similar debut is Mickus. To clarify this is not because of his talent but more his random collection of items in his car. Gode lost his Whoop Band and has taken to blaming his daughter for it's misplacement; his wife is not so keen to let the blame game fly. Skin in in the Maldives on his Honeymoon and we give him a call to see what the newlyweds have been up to. We also have some amazing Must or Dust topics sent in from the Choccies that have Leigh, Gode and Mickus in stitches! Here is how things went:

01:30 Gode is Losing Things

03:50 Joke Of The Week

07:50 The Maldives

15:05 Must or Dust

23:10 The Most Unprepared You’ve Ever Been

30:05 Human Shazam Game

36:06 You're in for an X - Rebrand

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Skin and Eloise were married last week just ten short years after meeting each other. We speak to both of them about the whirlwind nature of their relationship and tell some of the more humorous stories from the night. It was also only fitting to partake in a 'Love Song' themed 'Lyric Substitut-Skin' in honour of the week's events. Leigh has found a new sporting curse that is prevalent at the moment and Gode is all over a different one that has been going for some time. And finally there are just some words that cannot say... in our game of Taboo. Here is how it went:

00:30 Mr & Mrs Skin

01:30 Two Up

05:40 Joke of the Week

8:06 Eloise on the Wedding

15:16 Mickus Can Sleep

17:55 Lyric Substitut-Skin

26:35 Cry Baby Curse

31:10 Taboo

38:00 You're in for an X

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Skin has had a blunder when travelling to the studio which leads to Gode and Leigh reminiscing about Gode using cable ties in a unique way! Leigh and Skin recently played an Aussie Rules game and were sledged mercilessly by onlookers! Gode’s favourite segment, Letter Change the Plot, provides some of the best movie title adaptations we have heard! Leigh presents the boys with a new Namestorm opportunity for a Crayfish and Gode and Skin go wild trying to rename them! Here is how it went:

00:45 Colour Blindness Saved My Life

04:45 Joke Of The Week

07:30 Sport Sledging

16:00 Letter Change the Plot

23:10 NameStorm for a Crayfish

30:10 Not So Secret Sound - Game

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We are coming fresh off Skin's Bucks weekend and there are many tales that need to be told! Leigh, Mickus and Gode came up with the brilliant plan to dress Skin up as a Prince whilst the rest of the group were his Alberts (Einsteins)! After a long weekend in Byron Bay we felt we needed to talk you through complex Snorkelling Apparatus, the Piano Bar and the Miracle of Pavement. Great week, here is how it went:

01:40 Joke of the Week

5:35 Skins Bucks

10:45 Skins Bucks - Costume

21:20 NameStorming a Snorkel

29:15 Must or Dust

40:25 Fictionary Game

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Leigh received an email this week that required the team's undivided attention as they hunted for solutions to the flagged scenario. Skin has also had a blinder when it comes to his latest wedding job from Eloise which leads to the longest car journey home you could imagine! The team play Humdog Millionaire again this week and Gode makes some bold claims about some of the most iconic songs in history! Leigh, Skin, Mickus and Dizzle (Leigh & Skins Mum) also try their hand at some tongue twisters where Mickus dominates and shows the boys just how it's done! Here is how things went:

01:25 Skins Wedding Job

07:10 Joke of the Week

10:30 Listen to the Chocs

19:10 Would You Rather

31:30 Tongue Twisters Featuring Dizzle (Leigh & Skin's Mum)

41:05 Humdog Millionaire

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After receiving a lot of comments about Skin looking far far older than 27, Leigh took it upon himself to try and rebuild his self esteem... this backfired! Skin did use the week to look into Bryan Johnson and his attempts at slowing down the ageing process though, and he has some key findings. Leigh puts on an absolute masterclass in pun making with a couple of very fast thinking one liners that leave Gode in tears (again)! Mickus is also on hand to help all you marathon runners figure out how and when to make the most efficient pit stop during your races this year. One of our favourite episodes. Here is how it went:

01:20 Skin Needs to get Active

04:10 Joke of the Week

07:30 Marathon Pit Stops

09:35 Partner Gripes

19:30 Skin Turns 27

32:05 Namestorm for a Nipple

39:20 Reverse Malachi - Nicknames Game

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It was Eloise's birthday recently and Skin's excuse for forgetting it is cringeworthy to say the least! Eloise joins us this week and reveals what actually went down on that infamous day! Gode also has one of those classic, "Why did I just say that?" moments at the Barber this week and Leigh dobs Mickus in for making a very similar mistake! Skin and Dave the Brit (that knows jack shit) went to the Formula 1 this week and had some interesting interactions with people... shock horror... but notably with F1 driver Oscar Piastri! Finally Mickus, Skin and Leigh headed to Super Rooster in Toowoomba to check out the "Best Hot Chip in the World." Here is how it went:

00:30 Gode's Social Blunder!

02:30 Skin & Dave at the F1

06:55 Joke of the Week

09:20 World's Best Hot Chips

19:10 That Was Out of Bounds

30:45 Eloise's Side of the Birthday Saga!

39:05 Famous First Names - Game

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Gode and Leigh go on a few pun runs which will genuinely leave you in stitches! We take a look at the richest 250 people in Australia which leads to the boys wondering why they didn't get a place on this list. Very stiff to miss out. We also take a look at some of the dumb things people have spent money on including a guy who was really committed to getting his band to #1 on the charts! Social media algorithms are a strange thing and what comes up on the boys "For You" Pages can be pretty odd to say the least! Here is how it went:

04:50 Joke of the Week

09:20 What do Billionaires Spend their Money on?

18:55 Blame the Algorithm

26:55 Friend of the Show

35:26 Slogo Game

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Skin has a product review for hair removal cream that will be more burned into your memory, than the cream was burnt into his nethers! Gode is convinced that Mike Tyson still has it even as a 57 year old man. Meanwhile Mickus is giving out bulk golf tips because he is so kind and generous!

00:45 Mickus is a Golf Coach

07:45 Joke of the Week

13:20 Mike Tyson Vs Jake Paul

16:05 Unhinged Reviews

25:45 Mount Rushmore (Your Top Four)

33:00 Taboo

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Skin kicks us off with a fantastic story that you leave you wondering how it is possible to forget something of this nature! Obviously the rest of the gang jump on this to roast Skin… and by everyone we mainly mean Gode. Leigh is self proclaimed best on ground in this week's episode with a number of quick one liners that even catch Gode off guard. Unfortunately Mickus didn’t get the memo and gets a stern telling off for not giving Leigh the credit he deserves! We also visit one of our favourite segments Must or Dust with Mickus spilling the details of his BBQ habits! Here is how things went:

00:45 Skin's Blunder

05:50 Joke of the Week

09:30 Publicly Embarrassing Story

17:55 Must or Dust

28:35 Social Sins & Wins

36:40 Google Feud

45:55 Get Fact

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Skin had one job for his wedding and went all out for his planning efforts. Leigh, Gode and Mickus have confirmed that they will be performing Skin's favourite Lyric Substituskin at the wedding and they add some more classics to the books for Skin to consider! Gode is stumped at Mickus' choice to not wear headphones from the start of the pod leading to the Joke of the week segment being derailed for a serious length of time. Nicknames are back and Richard Burns has a pretty unfortunate nickname that Skin presents to the gang! Great fun, here is how it went:

01:00 Skins Honeymoon Plans

06:45 Joke of the Week

10:45 Nicknames of Work Mates

18:30 Hypothetical Debates - Could you Beat Simone Biles in an Olympic Sport?

26:55 Lyric Substituskin

40:35 Fictionary Game

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Mickus turned 30 this week and there was a particular theme to his party which may be mentioned in the title. The big question is... will Gode give the dress up theme the green light! The boys have been challenged to come up with a name for a Coffee Machine which leads to some of the longest Namestorm options in We Got The Chocolates history! Listen to the Chocs makes a return to the podcast and Leigh's choice of audio messages leave Skin and Gode questioning everything!

Here is how it went:

00:45 Mickus’ 30th Birthday Party

05:00 Joke of the Week

09:15 Pinch Yourself Moments

17:45 Namestorm Coffee Machine Edition

26:00 Listen to the Chocs

38:15 Playing the Game Taboo

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Eloise and Rochelle expressed interest in doing their own "Ladies Night" podcast episode and we were like, "Oh how nice they are taking an interest in our work." With the amount of time it took Skin to edit the marathon video, we sort of stupidly forgot about that prank we had pulled on them and therefore opened ourselves up to an ambush!

Hope you enjoy their revenge plan and let us know if they need their own spin off show 😂

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"Embrace imperfections" is a motto/ podcast rule that we have run with for quite some time now however, in this week's episode, Mickus produces one of the greatest imperfections we have seen! Leigh and Gode get so off track on pun runs on two particular occasions that no one is really even sure what Gode ends up saying! Skin is at his usual hateful best when it comes to the puns. Skin is also pressed for some guesses about what type of guy Pythagoras was, and how many times we can use his theorem throughout an episode. Here is how it went:

00:30 - Studying Podcasting

02:00 - The Week That Was 

07:15 - Joke of the Week 

11:05 - What Shouldn't You Have to Ask For?

21:00 - Blind Rankings

31:08 - Friend of the Show

40:18 - Human Shazam 

48:11 - You're in for an X

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There is a nice amount of pizazz in this episode and we can't quite put our finger on the reason as to why. Perhaps it is because the infamous marathon video is finally out on YouTube. It seems to have loosened Skin up a bit in particular. Unfortunately Gode is feeling slightly lighter in the pocket this week courtesy of some shopping by his daughter. Apparently he isn't the only parent that has had this situation occur. We also have some cracking new movies that we simply must get out and film! Hope you enjoy and here is how it went:

0:55 - Gode Out Of Retirement 

5:11 - Israel Folau & Karmichael Hunt

7:48 - Joke of the Week

10:27 - What Is That Child Doing? 

17:31 - Letter Change The Plot 

24:07 - Worst Sporting Trophies

31:48 - Famous Who’s Who

41:25 - You’re in for an X

Oh also that full marathon video is here: https://youtu.be/uqUpZ3eaSqI?si=2ADybu0BlDedZt7z

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Welcome back! In something close to the words from Fall Out Boy, let's take over because the break's over. Jana joins us this episode with some super exciting news, although it does make Leigh's typical line of questioning a little bit tougher. We get to hear some of the best dating app profiles, Jana has a million name options for her new Guinea Pigs and we witness one of the greatest come back wins in history! Here is how things went:

1:42 - Have you the Bab…ies?

4:50 - Suit Fitting

9:59 - Joke of the Week

13:30 - Dating App Profiles

18:20 - Cricket Watching 

25:30 - Mickus Bought Beers

27:00 - Namestorm

38:29 - Reverse Malachi 

47:12 - You’e in for an X

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Last of this Good Chat series of conversations and it isn't the shortest episode but it is with the shortest person... Leighthal. What shaped his ridiculous sense of humour, why can he bowl with both arms and why did he move to Adelaide. The man who usually drives the podcast is now in the passenger seat being asked plenty of questions about himself. It's a reasonable chat... a 'Good Chat' you might even say!

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Ever wondered how Skin got his nickname? Or wondered what his real name actually is? Well this is the episode for you. It isn't ridiculous to say that Skin is the most intellectually inclined member of We Got The Chocolates. He has a Bachelor of Science which he has gone onto use regularly in his daily life and he had a very keen eye for entrepreneurship in his younger years. Despite this, he was essentially a superstar Rugby League player as a 12 year old before his career was cruelly cut short by lack of interest.

Enjoy Skin's good chat. There has been some great feedback on these episodes and we love that you love getting to know us better.

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Gode is one of our favourite humans obviously. Great cricketer, great dad but most importantly he is brilliant off the cuff and can tell a story with the best of them. We have been looking forward to sitting down with him and having a 'Good Chat'. He tells us how he managed to impress his love interest as a skinny red head, wha he believes to be the most difficult part of parenting and what actually happened around that notorious debut story.

We have appreciated the feedback on these episodes so far so we hope you enjoy this one as much as we did.

Love you ❤️

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We went to the Gabba for our 200th Ep celebration and things went... swimmingly. That's a really clever joke that you will get once you have listened. It was great to get the opportunity to celebrate our 200th Episode after 214 episodes. We brought some of the unluckiest Choccies we know along for the occasion so we captured their thoughts on all subjects from the David Beckham scandal to whether 10,000 rats is a wise choice in an animal kingdom battle!

We also use this episode to recap just how unlucky some of the entrants were.

Please enjoy!

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We went to the Hunter Valley recently and used the down time as a way to learn more about each other. The hope was simply that you would get a chance to learn a bit more about each person outside of what you hear on the weekly We Got The Chocolates podcast. Mickus was first to take centre stage. He is a wedding videographer, loves surfing and building lego but there is also plenty more to know about this great man!

Hope you enjoy this relaxed chat with the guy responsible for filming the content you see... but also responsible for 90% of the laughs you hear!

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We used this week to look back at our favourite moments from 2023. We think this is our top 10 but we weren't confident enough to put more than three in actual order. So please do let us know what you think should round out the top 5! Enjoy some of the moments that made us laugh the most this year. Thank you so much for coming on this journey with us, good luck in the future and we will speak to you next week.

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This episode is Christmas. You have probably never heard Reindeer mentioned so many times in one podcast episode ever in your life but we are so okay with that for one week of the year. We are really going to struggle to narrow down some of the unlucky people entering the 200th episode competition as you will hear. Gode has the best Christmas song reveal ever and Mickus' menu for his Christmas Lunch sounds somewhat questionable. Here is how it went:

3:45 How To Ruin a Gender Reveal

5:30 Joke of the Week

7:30 Lyric Substitu-Skin

12:50 Unluckiest Moments

23:30 Reindeer Namestorm

29:49 Categories

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We find out just how generous of a guy Mickus can be when it comes to shouting a round! Crashing your car is potentially unlucky enough but crashing your car into your girlfriend's car in the main street of a town just seems ridiculous, but not for one particular Choccie! Gode has created a new game although it could be very tough for you to make it through the jingle for it. Oh and someone accidentally went live on TikTok whilst trying to shave their nether regions... now that is smooth! A lot of fun this week. Here is how it went:

3:14 Best Night Ever for Mickus

7:58 Joke of the Week

10:55 So Unlucky

20:04 Fake or Real News

25:30 In the Doghouse

32:23 Reverse Malachi

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We are not sure if an episode has ever been directly named after Mickus but we were pretty sure that his efforts on the weekend meant that this one needed to be. He attended the Better Beer 'Day For It' party and after telling us that he would be leaving early, he tucked into a large one. Normally that would be fine but the big fella had an ultra marathon to complete the next day? Did he make it through? Well you will find out!

6:30 Joke of the week

11:00 Merch and 200th Ep

15:00 Mickus Mara

19:55 Unhinged reviews

26:45 Debate

33:50 Fictionary

41:30 You’re in for an X

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You heard correctly, we are heading across to the new studio (Nudio), but not before we did one final episode in the space where everything kicked off. We use this episode to take a little trip down memory lane and look back at some of the... well we wouldn't say highlights but maybe like "pivotal moments". We have some Social Sins & Wins to get through and we are hoping Robbie Williams pays us some Royalties. There is a new Friend of the Show and he is a somewhat familiar yet unreliable voice. Very fun episode and here is how it went:

1:00 Dumbest Things You've Seen

7:00 Joke of the Week

10:05 Goodbye to Mum's House

18:15 Social Sins & Wins

26:54 Friend of the Show

35:56 Name That Movie

40:20 Get Fact

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Eloise and Rochelle join us to shed some light on what happened with this whole, "Being tricked into running a half marathon situation". It wasn't the most uplifted we have ever felt on the podcast. Which is quite concerning considering we record with Gode every week! We have a request to name a genuine human child... and we come through with the goods obviously. A Choccie sends in a hypothetical that is tailored specifically for Mickus. However, we really did not expect him to take it the direction he did! Here is how it went:

08:22 Joke of The Week

10:31 Eloise and Rochelle

25:01 Namestorm

34:21 Hypothetical for Mickus

40:37 Google Feud

48:39 You're in for an X

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Is there any truth to the rumour that Leigh and Skin are incredibly talented and gifted painters? Is the new office space in ridiculously safe hands? Changing topic completely but still on the question train... does everyone shower in the morning? It is another week of delving deep to discover the answers to these types of questions. It isn't all just answering rhetorical questions on this week's podcast though, don't worry about that. We also have time to reflect on Glenn Maxwell' full body cramp and warm up the vocal pipes! Here is how it went:

6:24 Joke of The Week

8:28 Must or Dust

16:45 Full Body Cramps

26:04 Lyric Substituskin

39:28 Taboo

45:28 You're in for an X

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When we finished this episode we looked at each other in the eye and Mickus said, "I'm going because it's really late". However, we all know if he had of stayed for any longer he would have said, "That episode was a genuine banger". Nice feedback to receive but we would rather hear it from you to be honest. It had some cracking nicknames that will really get the noggin working, some horrific dating stories, changing a letter to significantly impact the plots of movies, and we debut a new game to find out who hums the most! Here is how things went:

02:40 Weird First Encounters

07:00 Joke of the Week

10:25 Nicknames

16:42 Worst Dating Stories

23:50 Letter Change the Plot

34:10 Humdog Millionaire

40:45 You're in for an X

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Skin has left Leighthal in charge of organising his Bucks Party/ Stag Do. He does't feel particularly confident leaving him responsible for anything that requires prior planning so Leighthal asked you for ideas... and we aren't sure if the Do's were very helpful but the Don'ts definitely were! We have more unhinged reviews and Skin is in a pretty ropey mood as it turns out. A Friend of the Show then challenges Gode to a game of Human Shazam which makes wonderful listening! Here is how it went:

00:48 Mickus Gets a Calendar

04:50 Joke of the Week

07:05 Unhinged Reviews

14:41 Bucks Party Do's & Dont's

25:42 Friend of the Show

32:45 You're a Quizzard/ Human Shazam

41:13 You're in for an X

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Can you drive a car without a dash board? It is a question that Skin never thought he would have to cover with his Physics/ Chemistry degree but in this episode we unpack the pros and cons. We play Fictionary which leads to us learning the definition of CBPCBD and it will leave you inspired to weave it into conversation regularly. Dave the Brit that knows Jack Shit was the victim of a wonderful prank and Skin appears to have a very memorable face. Here is how it went:

2:20 Photographic Memory

5:20 Joke of the Week

7:40 Pranks

13:35 Your Car Quirks

29:38 Things you can say…

33:10 Fictionary

39:50 You’re in for an X

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Former AFL player and current podcasting guru, Dylan Buckley joins us as a cohost this week. Well actually we essentially just rocked up and used his studio whilst we were in Melbourne last weekend. So he kind of hosted us, but then we hosted him on the podcast. We got to speak to him about everything from Skin's anger when drinking to his mission with his podcast network. He also had some great contributions to a couple of our favourite segments. Must or Dust and "Bits you do to annoy your partner" in particular!

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Have you ever tried to name an Air Fryer? Fryer to this episode we actually hadn't either. However, we now think it as an absolute necessity to name yours! Reece Walsh has helped us bring back "Ya Mum" jokes and you probably forgot just how much they can cut to the core of you. We have a ludicrous hypothetical debate where the only thing we can all agree on is that Mickus is an idiot. Also don't miss the debut of another new jingle for a game we have played before. Here is how it went:

00:30 Went Well on the Weekend 

5:00 Joke of the Week

8:00 Namestorm

15:45 Yo Mama

23:50 10,000 Rats 

30:33 Not So Secret Sound

38:23 You’re in for an X

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We have heard Leigh refer to this 'girl he is getting to know' quite a bit. So Skin put him to the test this week to work out just how well he does know her in a game of Perfect Couples! We forgot something fairly integral last week, but it turns out the Choccies have actually forgotten even worse things. We debut a new game and Mickus goes totally rogue with the jingle and we take a look at some of the most unhinged reviews ever left. Here is how things went:

01:30 Skin’s Quest to Watch the Footy

06:48 Joke of the Week

9:50 The Girl Leigh is Getting to Know

18:40 Unhinged Reviews

27:30 Most Important Thing You’ve Forgotten

37:30 Categories

43:16 You're in for an X

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Skin unveils an eyebrow-raising theory that explores the uncanny correlation between guys with small thighs and large... Johnsons! 🦵💪

🎬 We're also introducing a brand-new segment where we prove that changing just one letter in a movie title can completely flip the plot!

🎤 Plus, 'Lyric Substiut-Skin' is back with a twist! 🔄 This time, there's no room for individual choices when it comes to songs.

💬 And if that's not enough, prepare to dive deep into the wacky world of Google searches as we uncover some of the weirdest questions people ask the search engine giant. 🤖🧐

Grab your headphones, and hit that play button. Here is how it went:

1:00 Justin Bieber’s Quok 

4:10 Joke of the week

7:20 Social Sins and Wins

12:55 Letter Change the Plot

18:00 Lyric Substitut-Skin

26:00 Google Feud

33:50 Get Fact

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We have more nicknames ready for you to potentially unleash on your mates. Although, to be honest a lot of them seem to only work for people named quite specific things! We find out why Wade Seccombe was calling Leighthal last episode and whether Skin might potentially be on his radar after his performance on the weekend. Friend of the Show number 28 is awarded and his ability to spice up a phone conversation is second to none. Mickus and Gode also put in one of the all time great Taboo performances... and by great we mean frighteningly shocking. Here is how things went:

7:50 Joke of the Week

10:20 Give You a Listening To

12:00 Must or Dust

21:30 FOTS

32:50 Nicknames

37:55 Taboo

44:25 You’re In for a Tweet

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Okay Australia Zoo we have seriously saved you here. This episode contains a shortlist of the only names suitable for a Quokka. They are supreme. Gode saw some flying lawnmowers at the Beaudesert show last weekend, Skin and Leigh tried their hand at Mceeing an event with around 700 people in attendance and faced a few serious troubles and Mickus gives you a little too much information about how life works when you have two broken arms. There is also a cracking game to finish but it has no name, can you please help? Here is how things went:

00:45 - The Beaudesert Show

05:47 - Joke of the Week

07:59 - Namestorm

13:42 - Hardest Thing Ever

23:20 - Headline Hoaxes 

31:00 - Movie Age Game

36:20 - You're in for an X

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Do you think you can refer to an entire city as a "lovely spot"? We are really thinking you can't after Skin's story this week. Jana is back on to confirm the age of her baby. We had one of the worst flying experiences imaginable despite the fact that said company are obviously 'great people'. Bios on Instagram and TikTok etc can be something we spend a lot of time thinking about, so in this episode we basically try to rule out lots of options! Here is how things went:

0:30 - How old is the baby? 

1:45 - Lovely Spot

5:20 - Flying 

12:23 - Joke of the Week

16:00 - Snap or Snub

26:53 - Would You Rather Bio

37:40 - The Slogo Game

43:00 - You’re in for an X

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Skin has a first job story that borders on maybe being against the law... we think. Make up your own mind because he recounts it in great detail! We speak to Kate McCarthy about the pressure of selecting the list of best players at the end of the game, and go over her theory as to why the Adelaide Crows weren't as angry as they should have been. We even have time to learn what the phrase 'clam jam' means! Here is how things went:

00:50 - Skin & Mickus On The Rocks

04:45 - Joke of the Week

08:00 - First Jobs

19:01 - Kate McCarthy

35:34 - Namestorm

39:52 - Fictionary

45:00 - You're in for an X

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Keegan Hipgrave flew all the way from Sydney to Brisbane just to be on our podcast! That's not true at all but he did happen to be up here so he was kind enough to jump on for a chat. We felt like we could have spoken to him for hours to be honest. We cover the funniest moments from his career (including trying to put the moves on Payne Haas), why he had to medically retire from the game he loves and what he is doing now.

He is an inspiring human trying to make a difference in an area that he feels incredibly passionate about. You can find out more about Keegan's new project here.

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It is no secret that we are often late, however Skin paid a signifcant price for trying to make us on time this week! We've been seeing lots of 'blind rankings' when it comes to sport, but have you ever heard a person blind rank a variety of miscellaneous food and beverages? Well you will in this episode. We butchered a few more songs and have a cracking new game. What a week on the tools. Here is how things went:

1:39 - Your Speeding Is Fine

5:10 - Joke of the Day

9:05 - Blind Rankings

17:30 - Friend of the Show

27:45 - Lyric Substituskin

34:15 - Guess the Sound

42:00 - You're in for a Tweet (Still)

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Naming tools must be a really hard job. That is something absolute we discovered in this episode. Leigh and Skin have a serious issue with lateness (or potentially just not arriving at all). We find out where butterflies come from and discover that training is actually key to being somewhat useful at sport! Plenty happening that is for sure and here is how it went:

00:55 - Trouble From Our Weekend

07:30 - Joke of the Week

12:00 - Social Sins & Wins

17:22 - Namestorm for a Wena 

25:05 - Being Late 

36:00 - Google Feud

40:20 - Wrap It Up

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Annoying your partner, significant other or girl you are getting to know is a difficult skill to master, but we have a list of examples that are near perfect! We discuss whether going do the toilet during a phone call can be acceptable in any situation, and whether it is time for emojis to make their way into emails. We find a new friend of the show who claims he is a genius at movie trivia... and we genuinely think he is telling the truth. Here is how it went:

1:30 - Retiring from SuperCoach

4:00 - The Choc Line

7:18 - Joke of the Week

10:50 - Bits that Annoy Your Partner 

20:10 - Must or Dust

29:00 - Strange but Real Names

34:40 - Our New FOTS

39:00 - You’re A Quizzard 

44:55 - X Gon' Give It To Ya

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Jana is back and she is ready to decide whether our significant others have genuine reason for anger in regards to our annoying habits. Leigh has been embarrassing himself left, right and centre again which is hardly surprising. We actually think we have the best instalment of Nicknames for your mate yet! Finally, Jana makes her Taboo debut, and she has never experienced such extreme pressure. Here is how it went:

1:10 - Classic Mix Up

4:07 - Joke of the Week

6:25 - Weird Reviews

10:07 - Best Nicknames for Mates

17:30 - Hardly See How That's My Fault

32:58 - Blame the Algorithm

38:30 - Taboo

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We are naming a boat this week and by the way we also have two requests to name real children! That surely says something about legitimacy of the Namestorm segment. Skin has an issue with exclamation points in titles, Mickus is the worst designated driver we have ever seen and Gode isn't remotely phased by the price of eggs skyrocketing. We also have a look at which stars have started their career on a talent show. Here is some segments for you to work with:

01:20 - Our Weekend

08:15 - Joke of the Week

10:04 - Namestorm

15:57 - Mistranslation 

21:25 - The Price of Eggs

26:23 - Social Sins & Wins

34:50 - Human Shazam

42:00 - Get Fact

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Have you ever found yourself considering... if two famous people came across each other at an event, who would ask who for a photo? Well don't worry because we have thought about it for you. Leighthal talks us through a stitch up he experienced in his teaching days. We also have plenty of things you might find yourself relating to when we chat about random times in life we experience anxiety! Here is how it went:

0:33 - Hamood

3:30 - Joke of the Day 

6:10 - Unnecessary Anxiety

12:30 - Did Toby Choose a Fridge Name

16:54 - Friend of the Show 

22:00 - Snap or Snub

29:11 - Movie Quotes

35:25 - Wrapping It Up

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Gode and Dascombe are best mates and somehow Gode generally manages to weave in a story about 'Dashy' every episode. Josh is over working in the USA on Major League Cricket but when he was back on a work trip (apparently) last year, we took the opportunity to record a podcast with him! Back then Major League Cricket seemed so far away from starting, however fast forwarding to today and it has already started with a bang!

Enjoy this piece of bonus content as we attempt to strike the balance between telling many of the funny stories Dashy has contributed to our lives, but also getting some insight into the plan for introducing cricket to the US and how one of the masterminds behind it explains it to girls he goes on dates with!

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There is no question that none of us are known combatants and Gode's story from the weekend really highlights that. We talk through the training schedule for jingle practice and name a new fridge. We don't want to give much away here, but one of the fridge names is all time. Of course we also follow up on the Scoop School saga because that is just what we do... we get to the bottom of things... mainly the ladder in most sporting teams we play in. Anyway here is how the episode went:

00:43 - Paintball

05:16 - Joke of the Week

9:00 - Scoop School

16:55 - Jingle Practice

22:23 - Great Barrier Reef-Ridgerator

30:30 - The Slogo Game

35:05 - Tidbits

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Can you run a marathon and not tell anyone about it? Well certainly not on this podcast so instead we unpack the immense pain we experienced. We found out Mickus is a stinking bloke and he doesn't even try to deny it. Jana is on for her first 'Lyric Substitut-Skin' experience. She doesn't think we are weird at all...

We also go through some classic 'Would You Rather' scenarios and try to guess what people are asking Google! Good times. Here is how it went:

1:27 - Reverse Sweeping in the Footy

4:01 - Joke of the Week

6:11 - That Marathon

15:46 - Lyric Substitut-Skin

26:50 - Would You Rather

37:00 - Google Feud

46:40 - You're in for a Tweet

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Join us on this rollercoaster ride as we revisit Mitch's incredible journey as a result of flirting with the dangers of the odds game! From the moment he took a huge L in podcast episode 170, to the unforgettable pinnacle where his piston was pierced, this bonus episode takes you on a wild ride. You will hear some of the moments you remember all too well, however we also sat Skin down and asked him to reflect on how he was feeling during these key moments. There are reactions from Eloise and Jana, cautionary tales and the things we heard in the room on piercing day, it is the full Prince Albert story arc... in one condensed episode.

Get ready to grab your Lucky 27 shirt, available this Thursday 6th of July 2023, to commemorate this extraordinary tale of chance and bravery. (stupidity).

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Gode has a story about Leigh's keenness to save a dollar, there are plenty more nicknames for you to take to your workplace and we finally let you all know what we think of Baz Ball. Apparently no one is massively sold on the name though so we can feel a 'Namestorm' coming on! We brainstorm what items we would take if we were burglars and let you know when the new merch will be ready (although we are pretty sure we got the day wrong in hindsight... we are good). Here is how it went:

1:50 - Leighthal's Shout

5:55 - Joke of the Week

11:30 - Work Nicknames

15:41 - Baz Ball

23:00 - Inconvenient Burglary

32:10 - Taboo

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Leigh recounts his misadventures as a terrible Brisbane tour guide, while Mickus delivers a fantastic Race Car joke. There are some lively debates on bragging about your coffee shots for the day, and checking eggs before buying them. We also explore some peculiar terms thrown around when purchasing a TV or filming ads... and we think they will leave you scratching your head. There is even time for building our vocabulary by studying the Urban Dictionary. Here is how it went:

1:00 - Tour Guiding and Jokes

6:22 - Must or Dust

15:30 - Amazing Phrasing

25:30 - Friend of the Show

33:00 - Fictionary

42:19 - You're in for a Tweet

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We bring you innuendo-laden fake headlines that will keep you guessing. Test the caliber of your celebrity crush with Gode's snap or snub game, and discover the quirkiest things we do when we think no one is watching. Get stuck in! Here is how it went:

01:03 - Best Nickname 

2:01- Babysitting… or is it?

4:39- Joke of the Week 

7:50- Headline Hoaxes 

14:21- Snap or Snub 

 22:39- The Quirk Zone 

30:50- You’re a Quizzard Gode

38:45 You’re in for a Tweet 

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Skin went on a romantic trip, and just ducked out for a quick 18km run which Gode thought was a marvellous ideas. We get to the bottom of this "I love you" situation and explore the world of weird records and uncover astonishing achievements. We all shuffle through the topics pretty quickly... except Mickus he genuinely didn't know that you could shuffle! It might even be the week where Gode faces some stiff competition in Human Shazam! Have a listen, here is how it went:

00:45 - Gode meets his idol!

05:10 - Skin’s Romantic Trip

08:54 - Joke of the Week

10:48 - I Love You

16:00 - Weird Records

26:10 - What Have You Been Doing Wrong?

31:15 - Human Shazam 

37:33 - You’re in for a Tweet

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Is it possible to find silver linings in the most infuriating situations? Leigh had a serious mishap at the driving range that involves a cascade of golf balls, and our beloved Choccies (our listeners) join in the fun by sending in songs where they replace the lyrics with the word 'Skin,' resulting in a musical extravaganza. To top it things off, we put our movie knowledge to the test as we try to identify the films behind a collection of random quotes. Here are the times if you are humming along:

00:59 - Dave the Brit that knows Jack Shit 

02:30 - Gode’s Ick

05:10 - Joke of the Week

08:52 - Every Cloud has a Silver Lining 

18:15 - Lyric Substitut-Skin from the Choccies

24:36 - Friend of the Show 

32:14 - 2 Babe Ruths & An Anna Bligh

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We dive into Mitch's less-than-stellar triathlon performance (spoiler alert: it's a comedic disaster). We'll also navigate through the wild world of social media comments, sharing the best and worst gems we've stumbled upon. Get ready for some pun-derful fun as we name a vacuum cleaner for you. Plus, buckle up for a heartwarming surprise as Mitch accidentally drops an "I love you" bombshell on his unsuspecting financial advisor.

00:55 - Skin's Tri

07:10 - Joke of the Week

10:23 - Social Sins & Wins

18:48 - Namestorm for a Vacuum 

25:43 - Weirdest Places You’ve Fallen Asleep

32:50 - Slogo Game

40:30 - Get Fact

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Jana joins us again to go through her 'icks'. We also navigate the world of red flags, green flags, and what it means for an event to be a 'tit-out'. We cringe, we feel uncomfortable and we use pet names but the good news is, this episode will get you thinking about your own quirks. We unravel an update on the anonymous farter, a recurring mystery that has captured our attention and there is even a new Friend of the Show!

00:00 - Welcome Scouts

01:03 - Upselling 

04:59 - Joke of the Week

08:00 - Our New Shirts

10:30 - Red Flag/ Green Flag 

21:24 - Genuine Icks

24:10 - Friend of the Show

32:17 - Anonymous Farter

37:52 - Fictionary

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There are still so many unanswered questions about the Prince Albert piercing trip to Melbourne. Therefore, it was only fitting to have a Q&A session from the Choccies in this episode. One of the most asked questions to skin was, "What does you fiance Eloise think of it?" For this question, we had to actually get Eloise on to answer. Here is how things went:

1:08 - Magic Round Story 

7:00 - Joke of the Week 

10:00 - Best Reviews 

12:50 - Prince Albert Q&A

20:29 - Eloise Reacts 

28:44 - Lyric Substitut-Skin

37:13 - Google Feud 

45:00 - You’re in for a tweet 

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This is probably the episode you have been waiting for ever since that iconic odds game moment! Skin spills all the juicy details about his wild piercing trip. From the piercer's studio to the healing process, he leaves no stone unturned. Meanwhile, Gode showcases his creativity by picking the punniest football team imaginable. And Leigh gets a taste of his own medicine when he crumbles under the pressure of Taboo. Here is how it went:

01:30 - Joke of the Week

4:45 - The Trip

15:25 - In the Room Where it Happened

19:54 - Gode's Player Nicknames

27:30 - Marathon Dangers

33:00 - Taboo

39:50 - You're in for a Tweet

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Jana week on the podcast which means a couple of things: a) we cop plenty of heat for most responses and life decisions and b) there are far less puns but far more hateful reactions to Leigh's puns. We also get to speak to the lady who will have the huge (that's probably wishful) responsibility of giving Skin his Prince Albert. She almost alleviates all the worries in the world... almost. Here is how it went!

7:25 - Joke of the Week

9:30 - Case of the Farts 

11:35 - Prince Albert Piercer 

23:35 - Best Pets 

34:13 - Blame The Algorithm

40:21 - Human Shazam 

47:40 - You’re in for a Tweet 

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Mickus is on holiday again this week, but we were sure to get him on the phone for his favourite seg, 'Must or Dust'. Skin runs us through some great life advice, Leigh is still talking about that premiership win, and Gode's game '2 Babe Ruth’s & an Anna Bligh' has had a nice little revamp, but can he defend his throne after last week's dominant quiz performance?

1:08 - Hat-tricks

4:24 - Joke of the Week

8:42 - SuperCoach Update

10:15 - Worst Crowd Calls

19:20 - Must or Dust

31:19 - Best Life Advice

35:30 - 2 Babe Ruth’s & an Anna Bligh

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Matt Denny stole our hearts last year at the Commonwealth Games in Birmingham when he won Gold in the Men's Discus. We have been wanting to get him on the podcast for ages to discus this (pun intended). He talks training, drug tests and celebrations. We also have a cautionary tale from a listener before Skin locks in his nether-regions piercing. Here is how it went:

1:00 - Matt Denny Jingle

2:58 - Weird Sleeping

6:11 - Joke of the Week

9:23 - Throwing Heavy Plates

23:10 - Prince Albert Cautionary Tale

30:55 - You're a Quizzard Gode

38:50 - You're in for a Tweet

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There is an age old question that we don't feel like has ever been answered properly, and that question is ... can you successfully podcast on Mad Monday? Well we will let you be the judge of that when you hear Leighthal's attempt throughout this episode. Make sure you listen the whole way through because we are reasonably sure you might want to leave a review after the way Gode finishes the episode. Here is how things went:

1:00 - Joke of the Week

2:52 - Leigh's Huge Win

8:45 - Premiership Grey Areas

19:32 - Namestorming Plants

31:00 - F1 Wrap Up

33:00 - Guess That Movie

40:49 - You're in for a Tweet

44:45 - Ratings and Reviews

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Skin has definitely got himself in some strife by meddling with the 'Odds' game, so we wanted to see if there were other people out there who have fallen into the same trap. There a few more nicknames for your workmates and also some of the most memorable moments from sporting press conferences. You will struggle to not use the expression "Hung like a hamster" from this point on. It was also Skin's birthday on the day of recording and he received some very suggestive gifts! Here is how things went:

1:30 - Hitting the Gym

5:13 - Joke of the Week

8:30 - Odds Game Losses

15:30 - You Win Some You Lose Some

20:20 - Funny Press Conferences

32:10 - Nicknames for Workmates

36:20 - Google Feud

43:30 - You're in for a Tweet

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This week is all about getting some idea of how badly Skin's Odds Game loss from a couple of weeks ago is really going to hurt. Oh and we do mean, physically hurt. The good news is, Ethan is on the phone and he has had his Prince Albert for fifteen years and he is a wonderful fountain of knowledge for Skin (not to be confused with foreskin). Here is how things went:

1:22 - Gode Hates Waiting

7:00 - Joke of the Week

10:00 - Fake or Real Headline

17:06 - Drawing a Line on Celebrations

28:19 - What's Having a Prince Albert Like?

39:00 - The Slogo Game

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What is the one job that you wouldn't expect a camera operator to screw up? To be fair Mickus is a lot more than that for The Chocs. but goodness me he had a meltdown. Gode isn't convinced that a great excuse for losing is "I had a wet dream", Skin and Leigh team up for a game at the end which leads to some interesting arguments. Here is how it went:

1:05 - I wish I never...

4:10 - Joke of the Week

6:24 - Jake Paul's Wet Dream

10:00 - Excuses

16:00 - Mickus Friks Up

18:00 - Flat Track Bullies

21:00 - Taboo

29:35 - Get Fact

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Some of the idioms and phrases we use in life are pretty strange... but they have nothing on the whacko ones we go through in this episode! Mickus had a nightmare of a day that we can't wait for you to hear about. Also Gode is a freak with his musical knowledge. Here are some key moments:

1:00 - We Suck at Organisation 

5:53 - Joke of the Week 

8:20 - Putting Mayo on Stories

13:15 - Are you an Idiom? 

23:16 - Most Outrageous Claims 

29:50 - SuperCoach Update 

33:20 - Human Shazam 

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Jana jumps back in as a guest host this week and Mitch starts by asking what he should grab his fiancé for her birthday... despite the fact her birthday is the next day. You can imagine how well that goes down. We also teach Jana a heck of a lot of new phrases (we don't think she will be in a hurry to use them), Mickus is disappointed he's not getting a Prince Albert and we discuss whether Russell Crowe would be any good at tennis! Here are some time stamps:

1:00 - Still have the baby?

5:00 - Hard Launching A Relationship

9:10 - Joke of the Week

13:05 - Dress Codes with Russell Crowe

19:35 - Must or Dust

28:40 - Eloise on Prince Alberts

36:24 - Fictionary

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If you're anything like Skin I'm sure you've heard all about Open AI's Chat GPT, but the real question is can it keep up with Gode and Leigh's puns?

We find out this episode, plus we have a chat about some of the most outrageous claims we & the Choccies have ever heard, and Dave the Brit Knows Jack Shit attempts to run us through a new game!

Oh and we got new intro music, what do you think of it?

2:10 - How's your funny bone?

4:00 - Joke of the Day/Week 

5:56 - Most Outrageous Claims

16:41 - Chat GPT

23:10 - Sports Superstitions

30:35 - Is This Movie Older or Younger?

38:53 - You’re in for a Tweet

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