2.5 Shmucks

Sorry to all of the listeners who were eagerly awaiting the release of the best podcast in your miserable lives. 

I also don't have the energy today to come up with some witty take on the description of this episode, so here you have it boring George. Yup.

Very, very boring. 

Just kidding we're back at it again, make sure to hit the bell icon like I've probably described in this podcast, remember to beat you kids at every opportunity you get, for you only get one chance to make an impact. Make sure to share this to your grandmas book club like the epic gamer you are and remember to always, always, shower and put on deodorant. No, you do not smell natural.

See what I did there with the impact thing?

Shmuck city does not encourage any physical or mental abuse in any form. Words said during the recording of this podcast are merely for comedic purposes please hire me.

Haha good meme.

Anyway here's a link to the page about a snow penis.

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-thursday-edition-1.5737330/man-who-erected-a-giant-wooden-penis-on-his-lawn-fights-to-keep-it-up-1.5739141

Sorry about the delay,  extracurriculars only mildly destroy our lives :). 

Thank you all for being masochistic and hating yourselves as much as I do, and welcome to air moron.  Do enjoy our 45 min freefall into the pits of boredom as 3 (or 2.5) of the most boring people on the planet try to make their benile lives fit for the entertainment industry. On your right you'll find your complimentary tray of cookies and a crying baby talking about anime, and if you would assist us please spam this poor child with as much hate mail as possible. I hope you all have a nice flight and if you don't thats simply too bad. 

Questions are welcome, and if you're oh so lucky we might even include you in the podcast! (not you emily). Enjoy your nosedive into the eternal abyss that awaits us.

Bone apple tea senor.

Intro song - Matt Quentin - East Healey Street - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTcQ4x6AfTY

Outro - soft spoken - help yourself - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96xJt4ip2KQ

Original recording date - September 20-22

Every great thing started off as some sort of epic trainwreck. This episode lacks one of those two qualities, but we'll let the shmucks who listen decide that. Though life may be hard for the peasants who partake in shabby internet alcohol (big sad and bubblegumbush), We at 2.5 shmucks (because tim is awol) shall bless all those ears who are graced by jabba's scuffed audio. We'll get them next episode. I just wasted your time reading this super long winded faux summary. It must suck to suck.

Intro: Mago - Sunny Dayzz

Outro: Ghost Duet- Louie Zong

Special thanks to Jacob who will probably be dead in a week