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In Episode 162 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman was attacked by a pack of wild dogs, but that wasn’t the deadliest thing that happened to her, Florida Man likes pet birds almost as much as Joel does, Florida Woman proves Joel’s theory about bad pizza still being good TOTALLY WRONG, and Florida Man is running around naked again. Or still. Who the hell can tell?

This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Isaiah Velez
• Jackie Ronco
• Debbie Beaulieu
• Charles Entertainment Cheese
• Zacharie Nelson
• Thomas Morgan
• Patricia Lowe
• Michael Torres

News Sources:

Naked Florida Man Bites Elderly Neighbor's Ear, Tries To Stab Him With Broken Glass
https://www.fox13news.com/news/deputies-naked-man-bites-elderly-neighbors-ear-tries-to-stab-him-with-broken-glass

Florida Woman Scammed $180K Out of Elderly Woman Who Thought The Scammer Was Psychic
https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2020/05/20/st-augustine-medium-charged-with-exploiting-elderly-woman/

Florida Woman Mauled By Pack Of Dogs, Then Contracts Coronavirus In Rehab
https://nypost.com/2020/05/22/woman-mauled-by-pack-of-dogs-contracts-coronavirus-in-rehab/

Florida Woman Orders Pizza from “Pasqually’s” on GrubHub, Receives “Pizza” From Chuck E. Cheese
https://www.tampabay.com/opinion/2020/05/19/i-ordered-pizza-from-pasquallys-which-is-chuck-e-cheese-in-disguise/

Florida Man Hit His Girlfriend When She Suggested They Go To A Swingers Club
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/swingers-battery-519203

Florida Man Shoots And Kills Pet Bird... Perched On His Sister’s Shoulder
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/18/florida-man-kills-pet-bird-perched-on-sisters-shoulder-holds-gun-to-her-head-deputies-say/

Florida Woman Arrested For Battery After Grabbing Deputy's Genitals
https://weartv.com/news/local/pensacola-woman-arrested-for-battery-after-grabbing-deputys-genitals

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Treasure Hunter Says He Was Tricked By Con Man Claiming To Be A War Hero Scientist
https://www.tampabay.com/arts-entertainment/2020/05/19/florida-treasure-hunter-says-he-was-tricked-by-con-man-claiming-to-be-a-war-hero-scientist/


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In Episode 160 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man tries to enforce politeness at a liquor store, Florida Man overreacts to a spammy email, Florida Woman calls 911 about a lack of social distancing but refuses to distance herself, and a couple of Florida Men are starving for attention, so they whip out their sausages.

This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Audra Adams
• Robert Sagall
• Jennifer Kilpatrick
• Thomas Reece
• Sebastian Morris
• Carter Hess
• Jousua Echezarreta
• Justin Mosser
• Teddy Wilchere Worrell

News Sources:

Florida Woman Who Tried To Kiss Strangers Calls 911 About Lack Of Social Distancing
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/15/florida-woman-who-tried-to-kiss-strangers-calls-911-about-lack-of-social-distancing-police-say/

Florida Man Attacks Shopper Who Didn’t Thank Him For Holding Open Door To Lakeland Liquor Store
https://www.wfla.com/news/polk-county/video-man-attacks-victim-who-didnt-thank-him-for-holding-open-door-to-lakeland-liquor-store-deputies-say/

Florida Man Threatened Realtor Who Emailed Him About COVID-19
https://bocanewsnow.com/2020/05/16/delray-realtor-admits-to-buying-email-list-blasting-covid-19-information/

Florida Man In Domestic Poultry Pelting
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/poultry-battery-238467

Florida Divers Find Prosthetic Leg In Ocean Off Panama City Beach
https://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20200511/divers-find-prosthetic-leg-in-st-andrews-state-park

Florida Man Exposes Himself To Woman Drinking Her Coffee On Her Porch At Naples Condominium
https://www.fox4now.com/news/local-news/suspect-exposes-himself-to-woman-drinking-her-coffee-on-her-porch-at-naples-condominium

Florida Man Accused Of Exposing Himself Claims He Needed To Air Out
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/18/florida-man-accused-of-exposing-himself-claims-he-needed-to-air-out-deputies-say/

Patreon Exclusive Story: Dog Walking Turns Into Armed Confrontation In PSL
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/crime/st-lucie-county/2020/05/07/police-dog-walking-turns-into-armed-confrontation-port-st-lucie/3089082001/

Duck Joel and Broke Dick Duck Phil:
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In Episode 159 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man really loves his gators…on the grill and on the gridiron, Florida Man is a ninja coming at you, Florida Woman ain’t got time for this bullshit, and Florida Man proves why there should be a driving test every year for senior citizens.

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This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Robert Hartsock
• Stephanie Wright
• Timothy Gilb
• James Ellison
• Robin Hamilton
• Zantana Shantay Cannon
• Some Old Dude Who Shouldn’t Be Driving
• Carole Harwood
• William Nash

News Sources:

Florida Man Arrested After Attack With Homemade Ninja Star
https://weartv.com/news/local/report-man-stabbed-with-homemade-throwing-star-during-downtown-pensacola-fight

Florida Woman, Busted After Allowing Her Boobs To Break Quarantine
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/garage-exposure-collar-625819

One Florida Man Finds Another Florida Man Naked in his Pool Cage
https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200505/deputies-deltona-resident-finds-naked-man-in-pool-enclosure

Florida Man Steals Gator Meat, ID’d by ‘Gators’ License Plate
https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200506/florida-man-steals-gator-meat-idrsquod-by-rsquogatorsrsquo-license-plate-police-say

Florida Woman Charged With Setting Fire To Home Over Missing Towel
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida/2020/05/12/florida-woman-charged-with-setting-fire-to-home-over-missing-towel/

Florida Woman Emptied Wine Bottle Inside Car; Told Deputy To Just Put Me In Handcuffs”
https://www.wcjb.com/content/news/MCSO-Woman-emptied-wine-bottle-inside-car-told-deputy-to-just-put-me-in-handcuffs-570273491.html

Florida Man Backs Up His Cadillac Onto Two Parked Cars In Bank Parking Lot
https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/citrus-county-driver-accidentally-reverses-onto-two-parked-cars

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man & Woman Arrested For Shooting Flare Gun At Process Servers
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/42110402/florida-man-and-woman-arrested-for-shooting-flare-gun-at-two-people-that-were-serving-legal-papers

VIDEO:Entire beach towel removed from python's mouth
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158 - Listener Quickie: Kinder Keisterer
In Episode 158 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we discuss the differences between US Kinder Joy and the proper Kinder Egg that can be found in the rest of the world. Also, a brit shoved one up his bum. Thanks to Allison for submitting this story.

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This Episode's "Florida" Man:
• Zachary Bowler
• Boris Johnson

News Sources:

Prisoner Who Horrified Boris Johnson After Stuffing A Drug-Filled Kinder Egg Up His Own Bum Gets Longer Sentence
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11494812/kinder-egg-drugs-prisoner-longer-sentence/

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In Episode 157 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man wants his roommate to suck the worm out, Florida Man finds his own private island is a small world after all, Florida Man dialed the wrong number for UberEats, and Florida Man does the right thing and wins a Big Gulp.

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This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Joseph Dolash
• Richard McGuire
• Getro Gelin
• Michael James Gables
• Christopher Canfora
• Kelly Gaffney
• Hein C. Le
• James Stratford
• Russell Mir
• Jean Ocasio-Trevino


News Sources:

Florida Man Stabs Roommate In Attempt To Release Satan From His Blood
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/01/satan-is-still-in-me-florida-man-stabs-roommate-in-attempt-to-release-satan-turns-knife-on-himself/

Florida Man Arrested For Trying To Quarantine On Private Island In Disney World
https://www.fox13news.com/news/man-arrested-for-trying-to-quarantine-on-private-disney-world-island

Florida Man Tried To Pin Weapons Rap On "John Wick"
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/assault/john-wick-case-234069

Florida Man Arrested After Asking Deputies For Booze And Ice Cream
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/42063781/florida-man-arrested-after-asking-deputies-to-return-with-booze-and-ice-cream

Florida Man Avoided Friend For A Year After Pawning His $60,000 Jaguar
https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2020/05/04/st-pete-man-avoided-friend-for-a-year-after-pawning-his-60000-jaguar-police-say/

Florida Man Faces 20 Years For Possession Of Counterfeit $100 Bills
https://41nbc.com/2020/05/01/man-faces-20-years-possession-counterfeit-100-bills/

Florida Man Returns $20k After Customer Loses Cash
https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/riviera-beach/riviera-beach-man-helps-return-20-000-after-customer-loses-cash

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Takes Upskirt Photos Of Woman At Gas Station, Is Caught By Investigator
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/29/florida-man-takes-upskirt-photos-of-woman-at-gas-station-is-caught-by-investigator-nearby-deputies-say/

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In Episode 156 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a pizza delivery "boy" gets a salami pie to the face courtesy of a disgruntled customer. Thanks to CONATH for submitting his story from Germany!

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This Episode's "Florida" Man:
• Frau Karen

News Sources:

Falschen Belag geliefert: Frau bewirft Boten mit Pizza (Wrong Topping Delivered: Woman Throws Pizza At Delivery Boy)
https://www.blick.ch/news/ausland/kuriose-polizeimeldung-deutsche-bewirft-boten-mit-pizza-weil-er-falschen-belag-liefert-id15869908.html

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In Episode 155 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman starts a new loss prevention initiative at Walgreens, Florida woman survived nine days in a ravine, living in a house on a golf course wasn’t nearly close enough for a Florida Man golfer, and Florida Man showed another Florida Man some brotherly love.

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This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Taliseya McGee
• Scott Jones
• Burnice Lee S. Mikell
• Daniel Uhlfelder
• Diane McInnis
• John McGarry
• Robert Kovner

News Sources:

Florida Woman Said She Stole Percocet And Xanax From Her Store So The Store Wouldn’t Be Robbed
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article242313756.html

Florida Girl Put 'Help! Get Me Out Of Here' Sign On Window Because She Was Struggling With Homework
https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-girl-put-help-get-me-out-of-here-sign-on-window-because-she-was-struggling-with-homework

Florida Man Builds Backyard Golf Course
https://www.fox23.com/news/trending/florida-man-builds-backyard-golf-course/CYCKJUWTQ5DIRATNZMHD33MEDQ/

Florida Man Punched Food Donor At Distribution Event
https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/04/23/opa-locka-pastor-accused-of-punching-man-who-brought-food-donations-for-people-in-need/

Florida Lawyer Will Dress as Grim Reaper to Protest Beach Reopenings
https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/florida-lawyer-will-dress-as-grim-reaper-to-protest-open-beaches-11627565

75-Year-Old Florida Woman Found Alive In Ravine 9 Days After Going Missing
https://www.wogx.com/news/75-year-old-florida-woman-found-alive-in-ravine-9-days-after-going-missing

Idaho Man Drove On Closed Florida Beach ‘Out Of Boredom’
https://www.tampabay.com/news/clearwater/2020/04/25/he-drove-on-sand-key-beach-out-of-boredom-now-hes-been-arrested/

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man arrested after threat of mass shooting at Publix because 'not enough people' wearing masks
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/florida-man-arrested-for-threatening-mass-shooting-at-publix-because-not-enough-people-wearing-masks

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In Episode 154 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man gets REALLY casual when working from home, Florida Man can’t tell the difference between Chipotle and Citibank, quarantine is making Florida Man narc on his neighbors, and Florida Man tries to scare off the cops with a pen and paper.

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This Episode's Florida Men:
• Alfredo Lopez Chaj
• Martin Lopez Chaj
• Judge Dennis Bailey
• Douglas Francisco
• Brian Wood
• Alfred Constant Mathieu
• Joshua Price
• Galen Trent Wood

News Sources:

Two Florida Men Charged With DUI At Same Time, For Driving The Same Vehicle
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/20200417/only-in-florida-two-jupiter-men-charged-with-dui-at-same-time-driving-same-suv

Florida Man Shows Up Shirtless to Court Hearing Via Zoom
https://www.zdnet.com/article/florida-lawyers-forget-to-wear-shirts-for-virtual-court-hearings/

Stay-at-Home Order Turns Florida Man Into A Rat
https://www.tampabay.com/news/health/2020/04/07/coronavirus-has-people-calling-the-police-and-shaming-neighbors-on-social-media/

Florida Man Arrested for DUI After Ordering A Burrito At A Bank Drive-Thru
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-citrus-hernando/florida-man-arrested-for-dui-after-mistaking-bank-drive-thru-for-taco-bell

Florida Man Selling Protective Masks Made Using Burmese Python Skin
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2020/04/20/only-in-florida-facial-masks-burmese-python-skin/

Florida Man Arrested for DUI After Driving Golf Cart On Highway
https://www.villages-news.com/2020/04/17/villages-resident-arrested-after-driving-golf-cart-on-u-s-hwy-27-441/

Florida Man Tried To Use Fake ‘COVID-19’ Sign to Avoid Arrest
https://www.wowktv.com/news/u-s-world/florida-man-tried-to-use-fake-covid-19-sign-to-dodge-arrest-sheriff-says/

Patreon Exclusive Story: Tabletop Gaming Store Owner Arrested For Violating Lockdown Order
https://www.tampabay.com/news/health/2020/04/16/tabletop-gaming-store-owner-arrested-for-violating-lockdown-order-pinellas-deputies-say/

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In Episode 153 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Listener Mia sent us a story about—in her words—an amorously tweeked out Pennsylvania meth head drunkard.

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This Episode's "Florida" Man:
• Michael Alan Shaffer

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Troopers Arrest Intoxicated Man Who Tried To Kiss Them
https://www.wearecentralpa.com/news/local-news/troopers-charge-intoxicated-man-who-tried-to-kiss-them/


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In Episode 151 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, If this is your first time listening, you might want to skip to a different episode and come back to this one after you have a better opinion of us.

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This Episode's "Florida" Man:
• Sunday Ogaji

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Nigerian Police Arrest Man For Allegedly Having Sex With Goat
https://guardian.ng/news/police-parade-man-for-allegedly-having-sex-with-goat-in-ekiti/


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In Episode 152 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man uses a robodialer to order some pizza, Florida Woman does a dirty impression of the Easter Bunny, Florida Woman gets violent when she can’t feed her addictions, and Florida Man is a victim of prison food and his cellmate’s IBS.

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This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Sudeep Khetani
• Abril Cestoni
• Amy Hunt
• Shadae Miranda
• Gilford Joseph Abshire
• John Taylor “J.T.” Timmons

News Sources:

Florida Man Accused of Scamming NJ Pizzerias With Fake Orders For Police
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-accused-scamming-pizza-restaurants-fake-large-orders-police-n1181896

Florida Woman Put 400 Easter Eggs Filled With Porn In Mailboxes
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/09/florida-woman-put-400-easter-eggs-filled-with-porn-in-mailboxes-deputies-say-heres-why/

Florida Woman Having Nic Fit Tries To Hit Cars With Pipe Because No One Would Give Her Cigarettes
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/13/florida-woman-having-nicotine-fit-tries-to-hit-cars-with-pipe-because-no-one-would-give-her-cigarettes-deputies-say/

Florida Woman Assaulted Florida Man With SpaghettiOs
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/spaghettios-battery-case-275960

Due to Pandemic, FHP Reports Fewer Accidents, But More Citations For Speeding
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/coronavirus/os-ne-coronavirus-crisis-florida-speeding-violations-increase-20200415-kqdwjdbgzfelzkffk6dlg4g35u-story.html

Florida Woman Denied Vodka Uses Vacuum As Weapon
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2020/04/09/woman-denied-vodka-uses-vacuum-weapon-st-lucie-county/2956654001/

Jailed Florida Man Accused Of Beating Cellmate Who Asked For A ‘Courtesy Flush’
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2020/04/13/florida-man-accused-of-beating-cellmate-who-asked-for-a-courtesy-flush-to-help-with-smell/

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Catches 33-inch Fish Off Florida Coast Using Publix Fried Chicken As Bait
https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2020/04/08/man-catches-33-inch-fish-off-florida-coast-using-publix-fried-chicken-as-bait

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In Episode 150 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man teaches a class of 8th graders an unscheduled anatomy lesson, Florida Woman finds a unique way to isolate from her neighbors while walking her dogs, a Florida restaurant manager added insult to injury when she fired her staff, and Joe Exotic might just get his revenge on that bitch Carole Baskin, after all.

Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA

This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Jack Donald "Don" Lewis
• Carole Fuckin’ Baskin
• Tiffany Roehr
• Joseph Roberts
• Christopher Mitchell

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Florida Man Hacks Into 8th Grade Class During Zoom Call and Exposes Himself
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/02/hacker-zooms-into-orange-county-class-during-distance-learning-exposes-himself/

Netflix's 'Tiger King' Prompts Florida Sheriff to Ask for Leads in 1997 Death of Florida Man
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/popularity-netflix-s-tiger-king-prompts-sheriff-ask-leads-1997-n1172191

Florida Woman Caught On Video Walking Her Dogs In A Unicorn Costume
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/2020-04-03-florida-woman-walks-dogs-unicorn-costume-tiffany-roehr-23968252.html

Florida Chili's Manager Makes Servers Come In To Clean, Fires Them When They Finish
https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2020/03/20/orlando-airport-chilis-asks-servers-to-come-in-and-clean-then-fires-them

Florida Woman Shot Burglar Who Entered Home Because ‘Dinosaurs Were Chasing Him’
https://fox6now.com/2020/03/31/sheriff-florida-mother-shot-burglar-who-entered-home-because-dinosaurs-were-chasing-him/

Florida Woman’s Gender Reveal Burned Down A 10-Acre Forest
https://www.wesh.com/article/gender-reveal-sparked-10-acre-brush-fire-in-brevard-officials-say/31983183

Florida Man Wrecks Brand New C8 Corvette Stingray Z51
https://www.musclecarsandtrucks.com/florida-man-wrecks-brand-new-2020-c8-corvette-stingray-z51/

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Tries To Hides Marijuana From Police Under His Stomach Fat
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In Episode 149 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, an Alabama couple couldn't stand to be away from each other, so they hooked up outside the police station. Erica sent us this story, and for that we thank her.

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This Episode's "Florida" Man & Woman:
• Paula Garner
• James Sanders

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Alabama Couple Caught Having Sex In Police Parking Lot Ended Up Walking To Jail
https://www.al.com/news/birmingham/2020/03/couple-caught-having-sex-in-police-parking-lot-walked-to-jail-authorities-say.html

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In Episode 148 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman was arrested for selling counterfeit dogs, Florida Man isn’t a very sweet sugar daddy, Florida Man runs from the police even though he doesn’t have a leg to stand on, and Florida Man gets nabbed with an unusual bit of booty in his backpack.

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This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Joshua Sanders
• Tania Isabel Munoz
• Mark Seymour
• Jahrea Raheem Wallace
• Bradley Negron-Cruz
• Joshua Lewin
• Ray Ray Long aka “LingerieRay”
• LaDonald Shakkie Holmes

News Sources:

One Legged Florida Man Runs From Police
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41939162/man-leads-deputies-on-chase-down-i75-crashes-into-deputys-car

Florida Woman Accused Of Forging Health Certificates For Bulldogs
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/07/26/sanford-bulldog-saleswoman-accused-of-forging-health-certificates/

Florida Man Jailed After Naked Romp Through Front Yard Leads To Violent Altercation
https://www.ocala-news.com/2018/08/06/popular-villages-entertainer-jailed-after-naked-romp-through-front-yard-leads-to-violent-altercation/

Florida Man's Odd Squad Car Nosh Caught On Police Cam
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/squad-car-nosh-320175

Florida Man Arrested for Possession of Molotov Cocktails and Child Pornography
https://www.mysuncoast.com/2020/03/25/sarasota-man-arrested-child-pornography-possession-molotov-cocktails/

Florida Man Assaults His New Sugar Baby With A Gun and A Knife
https://wtfflorida.com/news/crime/elderly-florida-man-points-gun-and-knife-at-escort-assaults-her/

Florida Man Accused Of Stealing $800 Worth Of Lingerie From Dillard’s
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/03/26/florida-man-accused-of-stealing-800-worth-of-lingerie-from-dillards/

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman Faces Felony For Coughing In Face Of A Paramedic
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/coronavirus-cougher-971235

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In Episode 147 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a couple of places where you should NEVER get a tattoo. And yet, this woman from Poland did.

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This Episode's "Florida" Man and Woman:
• Aleksandra Sadowska
• Piotr A.

News Sources:

Polish Woman Goes Blind After Getting Her Eyeballs Dyed Black
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8050651/Polish-woman-25-goes-BLIND-getting-eyeballs-dyed-black.html

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In Episode 146 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man took Phil’s advice from last week and escalated his behavior, Florida Man took a bathroom break in the wrong room, Florida Man whipped it out at the scene of an accident, and Florida Man uses an old trick to remind himself of something important.

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This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Angel Esteban Hernandezcinto
• Chad Rondeau
• Colin Geib
• Devin Quarterman
• Jerry Sanders
• Jonathan W. Connors
• Cody Hicks
• LeRoy Stotelmyer

News Sources:

Florida Man Arrested For Felony Theft Of 66 Rolls Of Toilet Paper From Hotel
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-felony-theft-66-rolls-toilet-paper-hotel-1493550

Florida Man Taunts Publix Customers With Flying Toilet Paper
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/20200319/coronavirus-toilet-paper-flies-above-local-publix

Florida Man Urinates All Over Room, Attacks Good Samaritan Who Tried To Stop Him
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/03/17/florida-man-who-was-peeing-all-over-room-attacks-good-samaritan-who-tried-to-stop-him-police-say/

Florida Man Arrested For Machete Attack Inside McDonald’s
https://nypost.com/2020/02/11/florida-man-arrested-for-machete-attack-inside-mcdonalds/

Florida Man Arrested During Traffic Stop And Found To Be Naked With String Tied To His Genitals
https://www.dailyridge.com/en/2020/03/22/auburndale-florida-man-arrested-during-traffic-stop-and-found-to-be-naked-with-string-tied-to-his-genitals/

Florida Man Arrested For Fourth DUI Tells Cops Just How High He Is
https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2020/02/20/florida-man-arrested-for-fourth-dui-tells-cops-just-how-high-he-is-deputies-say/

Florida Man Crashed His Car Into A Woman And A Girl. That’s When He Got Naked, Cops Say
https://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime/article241295111.html

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Arrested Twice In 2 Days For Impersonating Police Officer
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/leroy-stotelmyer-impersonate-cop_n_5e725349c5b6f5b7c53cd516

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In Episode 145 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Florida couple couldn't stand to be away from each other, so they hooked up outside her hospital. Sarah sent us this story, and for that we thank her.

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This Episode's "Florida" Man and Woman:
• Ann Marie Tucker
• Albert Singletary

News Sources:

Florida Couple Ignored All That Talk About Social Distancing, Had Sex Outside Hospital
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/flattening-curve/flattening-the-curve-725980


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In Episode 144 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman shows off her tongue skills on Instagram, going viral in more ways than one, Florida Man comes up with a great idea for stopping coronavirus, Florida Man comes up with a great idea for a bar game, and Florida Man goes with the flow.

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This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Ava Louise
• Miami Beach Commissioner Ricky Arriola
• Tyler Hardeman
• Jose Herrera
• Matt Kuscher
• Safraz Shakoor
• Paul Ritchie

News Sources:

Florida Woman Licks Airplane Toilet To Start ‘Coronavirus Challenge’
https://www.nydailynews.com/coronavirus/ny-coronavirus-ava-louise-lick-airplane-toilet-bleach-20200317-owlqxckbljdynhwyk6fgazdctu-story.html

Florida Man Suggests City Should Infect First Responders With Coronavirus
https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/coronavirus-immunity-infect-miami-beach-first-responders-11595211

Florida Hospital Keeps Out Coronavirus With A Couch
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41866957/bayfront-health-port-charlotte-staff-barricades-main-entrance-with-couch

Florida Man Charged With Throwing Hamburger, Vape Pen
https://www.fox13news.com/news/pasco-man-faces-aggravated-battery-charges-after-throwing-hamburger-vape-pen

Florida Man Tries To Eat Stolen Credit Card
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/03/11/im-not-going-to-lie-its-cocaine-florida-man-tries-to-eat-stolen-debit-card-deputies-say/

Florida Man Invents a New Bar Game: Cock Shit Bingo
https://www.miaminewtimes.com/restaurants/things-to-do-in-miami-chicken-bingo-at-la-cocina-cocteleria-in-hialeah-11585152

Amidst Toilet Paper Scarcity, Florida Man Busted Stealing Roll
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/tp-theft-arrest-609348

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Looking For New Location For Swingers Club
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fort-lauderdale/fl-ne-swingers-club-fort-lauderdale-20200228-72psyk64azgclnvwd7we5lxmpi-story.html

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In Episode 143 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, "when you gotta go, you gotta go" is not a valid legal defense for this Massachusetts woman. And they wonder why we call them Massholes.

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This Episode's "Florida" Man:
• Andrea Grocer

News Sources:
Serial Pooper Caught in the Act and Arrested
https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/woman-accused-of-pooping-in-natick-parking-lot-9-times/2066289/

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In Episode 142 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man stops at a gas station for a bite, Florida Woman gets dirty after a few drinks, a Florida strip club is asking its customers to cover up, and Florida Man is asked to do the same at a CVS.

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This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Bricole Reincke
• Mark Figueroa
• Olivia Pecuch
• Omilson Shirley
• Charles Sims
• Kelvin Robinson
• Austin Harrouff

News Sources:

Florida Woman High On Laughing Gas Arrested For Smuggling Bath Salts Into Jail
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41847184/florida-woman-high-on-laughing-gas-arrested-for-smuggling-bath-salts-into-jail

Tampa Strip Club Offers Face Masks To Customers To Fight Spread Of Coronavirus
https://www.tampabay.com/news/health/2020/03/09/tampa-strip-club-offers-face-masks-to-customers-to-fight-spread-of-coronavirus/

Drunk Teen Arrested After Throwing Tampon At Collier County Deputy
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41849238/drunk-teen-arrested-after-throwing-tampon-at-collier-county-deputy

Florida Man Attacks Victim At Wawa, Attempts To Bite Officer
https://www.krmg.com/news/national/florida-man-attacks-victim-wawa-later-attempts-bite-officer-police-say/sHLHNgBhtN3OFET8xwvM4N/

Florida Man Forged Registration Sticker With A Sharpie
https://www.abc-7.com/story/41860085/florida-man-forged-registration-sticker-with-sharpie

Florida Man Arrested After Allegedly Exposing Himself In A CVS
https://www.inquisitr.com/5927472/florida-man-cvs/

Florida Man Mooned Diners At Middleburg Restaurant
https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2020/03/02/no-butts-about-it-diners-mooned-at-middleburg-restaurant/

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Student Was 'legally Insane' During Face-Biting Slayings In 2016, Prosecution Doctor Says
https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-student-was-legally-insane-during-face-biting-slayings-in-2016-prosecution-doctor-says

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In Episode 141 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, listener Joe sent us a story from across the pond about the dangers of working in food service. Bonus: Joel does his Sean Connery impersonation.

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This Episode's "Florida" Man:
• Some guy who apparently doesn't like low quality sandwiches

News Sources:
Masked Man Storms Into Subway With Armed With Pole And Hurls Stale Milk At Staff
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/police-atherton-subway-masked-man-17754766.amp

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In Episode 140a, a Vintage Episode™ of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Woman channels her inner samurai, a Florida Couple try to bake a ham in their car, a Florida Man finds out that you shouldn’t taunt the cops you’re running from, and a Florida Woman isn’t happy to see you, and no, that isn’t a banana, either.

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This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
Victoria Lynn Morley
Trinity Tavarez-Soto
Mark Gray
Valerie Branch-Galloway
Cody Cummins
Nicholas Carlmann Jones
Jasmine Cuyler
Solomon Stinson
Damian Dean Cantrell

News Sources:
Florida Woman Accused Of Wielding 2 Machetes, Threatening Bar Patrons With Them
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-woman-accused-of-wielding-2-machetes-threatening-bar-patrons-with-them/67-3b18df11-3a27-4012-892f-525207fb8210

Florida Couple Arrested At A Mall For Leaving Small Pig Inside Hot Car
https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/two-arrested-at-a-mall-in-florida-for-leaving-small-pig-inside-hot-car/77-4dce5688-1dc4-49e5-8998-ae91a69e5ba9

Florida Woman Whipped Stepson With A Belt 30 Times For Tardiness
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/stepmom-delivers-licks-527190

Florida man arrested for allegedly throwing corn cob at mom’s head
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-throwing-corn-cob-mom

Florida Man Calls 911 And Brags About Running From Cops, Gets Caught
https://triblive.com/news/world/florida-man-brags-about-running-from-cops-eventually-gets-caught/

Florida Woman Caught Smuggling 9 Cell Phones Into Prison, In Her Underwear
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40557379/charlotte-correctional-institution-employee-caught-with-9-cell-phones-in-her-underwear

Florida Man Exchanges Gunfire With Police Over A Parking Space
https://www.ibtimes.com/florida-police-elderly-man-exchange-gunfire-over-parking-space-2797299

Florida Man Pours Salt In Walmart To Get Rid Of Evil Spirits Around Him
https://cbs12.com/news/local/man-pours-salt-in-walmart-to-get-rid-of-evil-spirits

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In Episode 140 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, listener Allison sent us a story about a completely senseless act of vandalism against America's greatest restaurant using America's greatest motor vehicle.

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This Episode's "Florida" Man:
• A Really Bad Jeep Driver

News Source:
California Man Drove His Jeep Off The Roof Of A Parking Garage And Crashed Into McDonald's
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/02/23/california-man-jeep-parking-garage-crashes-mcdonalds/4853705002/

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In Episode 139 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man burns down Sheryl’s she-shed, Florida Man sucks on an old lady’s toes, Florida Man discovers the least sexy orgy ever… in Polk County, and Florida Man tries to perform an exorcism with a sledgehammer.

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This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Frantz Beldorin
• Rafael Suarez Gomez
• Victor Morel
• Bruce Robertson
• Travis Wayne Love
• Kenneth Williamson
• Sarah Boone

News Sources:

From Allison: Florida Man Hospital Worker Accused Of Sucking Patient's Toes
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41821296/fort-myers-hospital-worker-accused-of-sucking-patients-toes

From Sarah and JP: Florida Man Goes On Sledgehammer Rampage To Kill Demons
https://cbs12.com/news/local/florida-man-goes-on-sledgehammer-rampage-to-kill-demons

From Nitin: Florida Man Calls Police To Report Being Shot At By Man He Stabbed
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2020/02/09/police-florida-man-calls-911-to-report-being-shot-at-by-man-he-robbed-stabbed/

From Allison: Florida Man Discovered A Voodoo Doll Washed Up On Cape Canaveral Beach
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/02/22/voodoo-doll-speculated-to-have-washed-up-on-cape-canaveral-beach/

From Dana from the Space Coasties: Florida Man Named “Love” Arrested After Valentine's Day Shooting
https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/crime/2020/02/18/travis-love-accused-valentines-day-shooting-injured-palm-bay-man/4796013002/

From JP and Brian: Florida Man Arrested After Starting Fire In Shed to Get Neighbors To Move
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41829324/man-arrested-after-starting-fire-in-shed-to-try-and-get-neighbors-to-move

From David from the Florida Beer Podcast: Florida Man Discovers Snake Orgy In Polk County
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/environment/article240318831.html

From Dana from the Space Coasties and Mack from Death By Champagne - Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman Zipped Boyfriend Inside Suitcase, Filmed As He Suffocated
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/02/26/woman-accused-of-zipping-boyfriend-inside-suitcase-and-leaving-him-to-die-inside/

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In Episode 138 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, two dummies test out their bulletproof vest while they were wearing it. Thanks to JP for the article.

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This Episode's "Florida" Man:
• Charles Eugene Ferris
• Christopher Hicks

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Arkansas Men Shoot Each Other While Wearing Bulletproof Vest
https://www.5newsonline.com/article/news/local/outreach/back-to-school/police-rogers-men-shoot-each-other-while-wearing-bulletproof-vest/527-e6176adb-820c-41d4-9783-5c160cacbc53#//

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In Episode 137 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida women have a side hustle making ladies look like J-Lo, but they ended up looking like Ceelo, another Florida Woman tries to smuggle drugs into prison, in the usual way, Florida Woman turns man’s best friend against him, and Florida Woman and Florida Man decide (in separate incidents) to show off their birthday suits.

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This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Gregg David Atkisson
• Stefan Short
• Rebecca Lynn Duarte
• Michael Benson
• Jim Cocci
• Aaron Barnes-Burpo
• Walker Washington
• Juan Zamora
• Robert Russell
• Sonja Marie Russell
• Guy Scott Griffithe
• Brett Hartley

News Sources:

Florida Man Sprayed People With Fire Extinguisher At Walmart
https://www.wcjb.com/content/news/GPD-Dunnellon-man-sprayed-people-with-fire-extinguisher-at-Walmart-567761911.html

Florida Man Gets Naked To Escape Deland Store; Ribeyes Fall Out Of His Pants
https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200217/florida-man-gets-naked-to-escape-deland-store-ribeyes-fall-out-of-his-pants

Drunk Florida Woman 'Punched Out' Glass Window, After Boyfriend Refused Her Sexual Advances
https://www.newsweek.com/drunk-florida-woman-punched-out-glass-window-attacked-boyfriend-after-he-refused-her-sexual-1487272

Florida Man Arrested After Taking Upskirt Photo Of Teen Waiting In Line At Chipotle
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-after-recording-underneath-clothing-of-teen-19-while-on-line-at-chipotle-police

Florida Man Gives Wife Valentine's Day Gift She Will Never Forget: He Named a Shark After Her
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/sports/fishing-boating/2020/02/14/florida-man-names-great-white-shark-his-wife-valentines-day/4759433002/

Florida Man Pretends To Be Part Of Wu-Tang Clan, Feds Charge Him With Fraud
https://mynbc15.com/news/local/fbi-crestview-man-arrested-for-fraud-pretends-to-be-part-of-wu-tang-clan

Florida Man ‘Pulls Over’ Officer To Ask For Directions, Gets Busted For DUI
https://nypost.com/2020/02/12/florida-man-pulls-over-officer-to-ask-for-directions-gets-busted-for-dui/

Patreon Exclusive Story: Daytona Strip Club Owner Accused In Ponzi Style Scheme With Marijuana Firm

In Episode 136 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, hold your condescension in suspension and pay attention. Feelings of reprehension in ascension make some costumed henchmen grant detention outside a convention.

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This Episode's "Florida" Man:
• Demetri Hardnett
• Vigilante Furries

News Source:
A Group Of 'Furries' Stopped A Domestic Violence Assault
https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/21/us/furries-furcon-stop-domestic-violent-assault-trnd/index.html

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In Episode 135 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida women have a side hustle making ladies look like J-Lo, but they ended up looking like Ceelo, another Florida Woman tries to smuggle drugs into prison, in the usual way, Florida Woman turns man’s best friend against him, and Florida Woman and Florida Man decide (in separate incidents) to show off their birthday suits.

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This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Maricela Salt
• Stefanie Ramos
• Shala Darian Whitford
• Jane Marie Faulkner
• Lori Seilo
• Peter Seilo
• Sylvia Shumaker
• John Lyles
• Amanda Dohm
• Zachary Helton

News Sources:

Florida Women Accused Of Illegally Performing Butt Enhancements
https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/01/17/hialeah-gardens-women-accused-of-illegally-performing-butt-enhancements/

Fentanyl, Cocaine, Meth, And Pills Found Hidden In Florida Woman's Groin
https://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2020/02/06/florida-woman-faces-charges-after-deputies-find-drugs-hidden-inside-her-groin/4683924002/

Florida Woman Arrested For Smearing Dog Poop In Fiance's Face After Beating Him
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/wedding-probably-off-038157

Florida Woman Exposes Herself In Restaurant, Husband Asks To Go To Jail Too
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41663329/woman-exposes-herself-in-naples-restaurant-husband-asks-to-go-to-jail-too

Florida Woman Arrested For Asking 911 How To File For Divorce
https://www.wfla.com/news/local-news/largo-woman-arrested-for-asking-911-how-to-file-for-divorce-police-say/

Florida Man Finds Naked Intruder In Bed
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/only-in-florida/fla-man-finds-naked-intruder-in-bed/2188132/

Florida Woman Punches Neighbor For Not Inviting Her Kids To Birthday Party
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41640157/port-charlotte-birthday-party-brawl

Patreon Exclusive Story: Nearly Naked Florida Man Attempts to Hold Florida Woman Hostage In Her Home. It Did Not Go Well For Him
https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/report-woman-fights-off-man-who-swam-up-to-home-and-broke-in

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In Episode 134 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Snopp Dogg's got nothing on this dude from Tennessee. The people deserve better. Thanks to Sarah for submitting this story.

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This Episode's "Florida" Man:
• Spencer Boston

News Sources:

Tennessee Man Arrested For Smoking Marijuana In Courtroom
https://www.wkrn.com/news/tennessee-man-arrested-for-smoking-marijuana-in-courtroom/

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In Episode 133 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman didn’t have a notepad, so she used a baby instead, Florida Man points out a landing airplane with a laser, Florida Man celebrated Easter a bit early this year, and Florida Man needs to learn how to pump gas.

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This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Antoine McDonald
• Donald Steven Dugray
• Paul L. Parshall
• Charlie James Chapman Jr.
• Darrell Bailey

News Sources:

Florida Woman Furious After Daycare Staff Scrawl 'I'm Out of Diapers' Across Her Son’s Torso With a Marker
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7938891/Mom-left-furious-staff-sons-daycare-scrawl-Im-diapers-toddlers-torso.html

Florida Man in Easter Bunny Costume Tries to Avoid Arrest
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/crime/os-ne-orlando-man-easter-bunny-costume-avoid-arrest-20200124-4lvrg7s66ze6tdf7q5eudydi2u-story.html

Florida Man Tries to Carjack Undercover Police Officer
https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2020/01/27/st-pete-man-tried-to-carjack-undercover-cop-police-say/

Florida Man Sued By Penn State For Selling Beer And Cigars With The School's Name
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-sued-penn-state-selling-beer-cigars-schools-name-1485010

FHP Arrest Florida Men Found With Drugs In A Bag Labeled “Bag Full of Drugs”
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-troopers-find-narcotics-in-bag-labeled-bag-full-of-drugs/

Florida Man Arrested For Pointing Lasers At Landing Airplanes
https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/26/us/florida-man-arrest-laser-airport-trnd/index.html

Florida Man Mistakenly Pumps 20+ Gallons of Gas Onto The Deck Of His Boat
https://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/florida-mistakenly-man-pumps-60-gas-deck-boat-68645430

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Swallows Bag Of Meth, Nearly Hits Patrol Car While Fleeing From Police
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-swallows-bag-meth-nearly-hits-patrol-car-while-fleeing-police-1485140

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In Episode 132 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, an Arizona Woman takes a fiery revenge on her apathetic boyfriend. Thanks to Erica for bringing this one to our attention.

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This Episode's "Florida" Man:
• Kathy Jones

News Sources:
AZ Woman Tries To Set Boyfriend On Fire For Not Celebrating Her New Subway Job
https://nypost.com/2019/12/23/az-woman-tries-to-set-boyfriend-on-fire-for-not-celebrating-new-subway-job-police/

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In Episode 131 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Florida Woman walking down the concourse in Miami airport was already flying high, Florida Woman gets into the Orlando airport with something cheaper than a plane ticket, Florida Man gets in trouble for his unique paint job, and Florida Man warmed himself by the fire in his living room…but he doesn’t have a fireplace.

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Criminal Conduct: A new podcast from the creators of Pretend and Twisted
http://criminalconduct.net/

This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Mark Okrent
• Cherie Saunders
• William Bastin
• Rollerguy
• Jeffrey Leibman
• John Wayne Parker Jr.

News Sources:

Florida Girl Used Drink Coupon To Bypass TSA
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-girl-claims-she-used-drink-coupon-to-bypass-tsa/

Florida Man Sets Fire To Apartment To Keep Warm
https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/st-pete-man-sets-fire-to-apartment-to-keep-warm-police-say/

Florida Woman Is Arrested For Stripping Naked At Miami Airport And Strolling Through Baggage Claim
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7895295/Woman-strips-clothes-Miami-airport-later-spotted-sitting-naked-cop-car.html

Florida Woman Bites Deputy On His Leg
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7914811/Florida-woman-takes-bite-police-officers-leg-refused-let-go.html

Florida Man Sex Offender Claims Google Gave Him Permission To Do ‘Anything He Wanted’
https://nypost.com/2020/01/23/florida-sex-offender-claims-google-gave-him-permission-to-do-anything-he-wanted/

Florida Man Wearing Hover Skates Rolled Into Walmart, Stole $551 Of Merchandise
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-wearing-hover-skates-rolled-walmart-stole-551-merchandise-glided-out-police-say-1482647

Florida Man's Eccentric Paint Job On His House Attracts Criticism From Neighbors
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41609522/homes-eccentric-paint-job-in-naples-attracts-criticism-from-neighbors

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Sells Stolen Drills, Batteries, Cigarettes To Pay Ankle Monitor Fees
https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/crime/police-putnam-man-sells-stolen-drills-batteries-cigarettes-to-pay-ankle-monitor-fees/77-7254b19d-ad39-4ed9-9072-c6ae369ee119

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In Episode 130 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we're not going to even bother to describe this one. Dudes, be prepared to cringe. Ladies, be prepared to ask "Why??" Thanks to JP for bringing this to our attention.

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This Episode's "Florida" Man:
• Some Thai Guy

News Sources:
Man’s Penis Rots After He Gets It Stuck In A Metal Pipe For Five Days
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7885173/Mans-penis-ROTS-gets-stuck-metal-pipe-five-days.html

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In Episode 129 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, reality TV producer Tom Cunningham joins Phil & Joel to recall his run-ins with Florida Man during his time on COPS, Florida Man discovers its not a good hiding place if you have to keep coming up for air, Florida Man discovers its not a good hiding place if you livestream your whereabouts, Florida Woman tries to leave the scene of multiple crashes she caused, and Florida Man tries to bribe his way out of a DUI charge.

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This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Danielle Takeila Edmonson
• Kenneth Roger Edmonson
• Susan Blair Case
• Kevin Gaines Jr.
• Juan Gomez Gaitan
• Leroy King
• Calen Holcomb
• Daniel Christopher Booth
• Irma Acosta Arya

News Sources:

Florida Man Received $3.4 Million in Tax Refunds Before the IRS Realized It Was A Bogus Claim
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/crime/fl-ne-moorish-sovereign-citizens-trial-175-million-tax-fraud-20191216-sca4awrdrrbl5dfosq2zzjbdx4-story.html

Florida Woman Arrested After Fleeing Multiple Crashes With A Train
https://weartv.com/news/local/gulf-breeze-woman-arrested-after-fleeing-multiple-crashes-in-northwest-florida

Wanted Florida Man Arrested After Deputies Found Him Livestreaming On Instagram
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/wanted-deland-man-arrested-after-deputies-found-him-livestreaming-instagram-sheriffs-office-says/NU2QFWIL3FHANCL7EEEAB6LQ6U/

Florida Man With Spilled Beer In Truck Told Troopers “I Don’t Drink”
https://www.abc-7.com/story/41586257/florida-man-with-coors-can-spilled-in-truck-told-troopers-i-dont-drink

Florida School Resource Officer Arrested After He Pawned His Gun
https://www.wfla.com/news/hillsborough-county/sheriff-school-resource-officer-pawned-gun-brought-pellet-gun-to-mango-elementary-instead

Florida Man Facing DUI Arrest Offers Deputies Free MMA Classes If They Let Him Go
https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-facing-dui-arrest-offers-deputies-free-mma-classes-if-they-let-him-go-report-says

Florida Man Tried To Evade Police By Hiding Underwater Until He Had To Breathe
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article239391618.html

Patreon Exclusive Story: Follow-Up: Florida Woman Fined For Feeding Vultures, Gators Behind Her House

In Episode 128 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, This episode has meth, a carjacking, a porn store, and a goat. It's hard to believe it DIDN'T happen in Florida. Thanks to Ginny for sending this story our way.

This Episode's "Florida" Man:
• Brandon Kirby

News Source:
Carjacker On Meth Abducts Man And His Pet Goat From Missouri Porn Store
https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article238889478.html


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In Episode 127 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man couldn’t wait for a Dr. Pepper, Florida Man turns golf into a contact sport, Florida Woman pissed on a cop, and Florida Woman made four new tax deductions in 2019.

This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Serina Probus
• Andrew Jon-Paul Edwards
• Emily Stallard
• Gavin Lee
• Akbar Akram
• Tyler Dearden
• Alexzandria Wolliston
• Randilynn Santiago

News Sources:

Florida Woman Smiles For Mugshot After Allegedly Hitting Man With Car, Trying To Urinate On Sheriff's Deputy
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-arrested-smile-mugshot-hitting-man-bmw-urinate-pasco-sheriffs-office-deputy-1481206

Florida Man Pulled Down 63-year-old Woman’s Pants To Film Her Butt
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/01/10/witnesses-stop-man-who-pulled-down-63-year-old-womans-pants-to-film-her-butt-police-say/

Florida Woman Arrested For Allegedly Making Bomb In A Mason Jar In Walmart
https://www.wfla.com/news/hillsborough-county/tampa-mom-faces-charges-for-making-bomb-in-walmart/

Florida Man Crashes Truck Into Bar To Steal Dr. Pepper
https://www.mypanhandle.com/news/local-news/bcso-man-crashes-into-business-for-dr-pepper/

Florida Man Pleads Guilty To Smuggling More Than 20 Live Water Monitor Lizards Into The Us From The Philippines
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7869183/Florida-man-pleads-guilty-smuggling-live-water-monitor-lizards-Philippines-US.html

Florida Man Beats Elderly Golfer He Tried Stealing Golf Balls From
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2020/01/12/sheriffs-office-florida-man-beats-elderly-golfer-tried-stealing-golf-balls/

Florida Woman Gives Birth To Two Sets Of Twins In One Year
https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/west-palm-beach/west-palm-beach-mom-gives-birth-to-two-sets-of-twins-in-one-year

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman With Beer Searches for Boyfriend At Another Woman’s Home
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In Episode 126 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida is so backwards, Georgia is "Up North". Thanks to Michelle for sending this story to us.

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• Mary Beth Odum

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In Episode 125 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man stars in a real life “man bites dog” story, a couple of Florida Women get really worked up over fried chicken, a Florida hostage is released from his cage when the cops show up, and Florida Man makes some homemade fireworks. It goes as well as expected.

This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Donald Watts
• April Moyer
• Maguire McLaughlin
• Melinda Britt Disbrow
• Joanne Mercader
• Paulie Wanacraker
• Carlos Suarez

News Sources:

Florida Man Made Improvised Fireworks That Exploded In His Hand
https://www.fox13news.com/news/seminole-man-bundled-four-boxes-of-sparklers-together-with-tape-and-it-exploded-in-his-hand-deputies-say

Naked Florida Man On Meth Bites K-9, Assaults Officer
https://www.fox5dc.com/news/naked-florida-man-bites-k-9-dog-assaults-officer-while-high-on-meth-report

Florida Woman Arrested Driving 107 MPH Had Jello Shots In The Car
https://myfox8.com/2020/01/03/florida-woman-accused-of-driving-107-mph-with-jello-shots-in-car-arrested-for-dui/

Florida Woman Threatened To Rob McDonald's If She Didn't Get Enough Dipping Sauce
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-threatened-rob-mcdonalds-if-she-didnt-get-enough-dipping-sauce-police-say-1480695

Florida Woman Selling Chicken Tender Shaped Like A Manatee
https://www.cltampa.com/news-views/local-news/article/21108316/florida-woman-is-selling-manateeshaped-chicken-tender-for-5000?utm_source=feature&utm_medium=home&utm_campaign=hpfeatures

Florida Woman Tossed Bucket Of Human Waste In Landlord's Face
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/trailer-poop-attack-762018

Florida Woman Calls 911 After Hearing Screams From Neighbor’s House. It Was Their Parrot
https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/local/2020/01/06/florida-police-respond-911-call-after-parrot-cries/2822864001/

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Tased After Slinging Penis, Profanities At Deputies
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In Episode 124 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a UK YouTuber gets his head stuck in a microwave. Because of all the cement that was in it. Thanks to Allison for suggesting this story.

This Episode's "Florida" Man:
• Jay Swingler
• Romell Henry

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YouTube “Star” Cemented A Microwave To His Head
https://www.businessinsider.com/tgfbro-jay-swingler-buries-head-microwave-cement-west-midlands-emergency-services-2017-12

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In Episode 121 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man has a run in with the pigs, Florida Woman makes a pizza in somebody else’s kitchen, Florida Man launched himself into the air from his boat, and Florida Kid is ready to become Florida Man.

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This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Kel Young
• David Weil
• Mamberto Real
• Everett Lages
• Some Stinky Middleschooler
• Phil Fraumeni

News Sources:

Florida Man Told By Officials To Shoot Or Trap Wild Boars Tearing Up His Yard
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/12/04/wildlife-officials-tell-florida-man-to-shoot-or-trap-wild-boars-tearing-up-his-yard/

Florida Man Blows Up His Boat, and It Hadn’t Even Left the Dock Yet
https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/12/02/florida-boat-explosion-sends-owner-flying-onto-dock-hurls-his-daughter-into-water/

Florida Man Facing Eviction Says It’s Because Of Santeria
https://www.news-press.com/story/news/local/2019/11/22/fort-myers-man-says-he-faces-eviction-due-cultural-differences/4251705002/

Florida Woman Breaks Into House to Make a Pizza
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/12/03/why-stranger-pink-swiping-pizza-ingredients-my-house/4295683002/

Florida Man With A Cat Denied Entry to Strip Club, Gets Arrested
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-with-cat-denied-entry-by-fla-strip-club-arrested/

Florida Women Suing Orlando Strip Club For Denying Them Entrance Without Man
https://www.wesh.com/article/women-suing-orlando-strip-club-rachels-for-denying-them-entrance-without-man/29962724

School Bus Full Of Florida Kids Evacuated Over Too Much Axe Body Spray
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-sarasota-manatee/students-evacuated-from-manatee-county-school-bus-after-someone-sprayed-too-much-axe-body-spray

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Comes Home to Random Tesla Model 3 Charging in His Yard, Stealing Electricity
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In Episode 122 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man's foot fetish gets him in hot water. Thanks to Patti for suggesting this story.

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• Some creepy toe tickler

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Florida Man Awoke To Find Intruder Sucking On His Toes
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/police-hunt-toe-sucker-650249

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In Episode 121 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we get a triple dose of Florida Man/People of Walmart crossovers, Florida Man hasn’t learned his lesson about drunk driving in a golf cart, Florida Man must be on drugs to try to rip off a drug dealer, and we finish up 2019 with the quintessential Florida Man story.

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This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Henry Harvey
• Elias Flor
• William Halford
• Julio Aguirre
• Jamian Rivera
• Isiah Irons
• Mary Coker

News Sources:

Florida Man Batters A Customer in Line at Walmart
https://www.capecops.com/newsroom/2019/12/5/male-batters-another-customer-in-line-at-walmart

Florida Man Extracted from Ceiling by Police with Tasers
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-tased-out-ceiling-walmart-1472865

Florida Man Busted For Lewd Act In Walmart Toy Aisle
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/another-vile-walmart-patron-285930

Florida Man Charged With Dui After Golf Cart Crashes Into Jacksonville Beach Bar
https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2019/12/09/man-charged-with-dui-after-golf-cart-crashes-into-neptune-beach-bar/

Florida Man Found Partially Eaten By Alligator In Polk County Died From Meth Overdose
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/florida-man-found-partially-eaten-by-alligator-died-of-drug-overdose/67-d57a93b2-e1c1-4d0b-9f7d-f487b92636f1

Florida Man Shot For Using Fake Money In Drug Deal
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/teen-shoots-man-for-using-fake-money-in-altamonte-springs-drug-deal-police-say/1014793908/

Florida Woman Narrowly Avoids Pay Cut, Demotion for Flasher Costume
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2019/12/11/flasher-costume-nearly-cost-schools-director-pay-cut-demotion/

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman Fakes In-Flight Medical Emergency After Being Denied Larger Seat
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-woman-fakes-in-flight-medical-emergency-after-being-denied-larger-seat/2147958/

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In Episode 120 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, North Carolina cops pop a con who dropped his wad in slop. Thanks again to listener Jake for the heads up!

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News Source:
North Carolina Man Stashes Drug Money In Pork Barrels
https://www.shelbystar.com/news/20191210/cleveland-county-sheriff-3-million-nabbed-in-i-85-traffic-stop

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In Episode 119 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman goes to extremes to decorate her home for Christmas, Florida Man has a few too many before heading to the airport, Florida Man is a toy thief to the tune of a thousand dollars, and a Florida baby avenges the theft of her parents’ packages.

Promotions:
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This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Daniel Wickell
• Shay Morgan Tracy
• Alex Anthony Laky
• Curtis Jenkins
• Krystall Graham
• Sean Nicholas Dunlop
• Rodney Davis
• Tommy Gainey
• William Stocks
• Bhavik Rambahi
• Clint Bagdon
• Kirkland Mallet

News Sources:

Florida Woman Steals a Christmas Wreath At Gunpoint
https://wsvn.com/news/local/video-captures-woman-stealing-wreath-pointing-gun-at-hollywood-homeowner/

Florida Man In Christmas Pajamas Pees In Airport Terminal
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41370596/florida-man-in-christmas-pajamas-pees-in-airport-terminal

Florida Men Arrested For Climbing Christmas Tree In A Park
https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2019/12/13/two-men-arrested-for-climbing-35-foot-christmas-tree-at-largo-central-park-police-say/

Florida Man Accused Of Throwing Pot Of Turkey Soup During Fight
https://patch.com/florida/newportrichey/holiday-man-accused-throwing-pot-turkey-soup-during-fight

Florida Woman Attacked Boyfriend With Artificial Christmas Tree
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/christmas/xmas-tree-battery-259071

Florida Man Arrested After Toy Shoplifting Spree
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/12/03/lego-thief-charged-with-grand-theft-deputies-say/

Florida Family Fights Porch Pirates With Dirty Boxes
https://www.waff.com/2019/12/06/florida-family-fights-porch-pirates-with-dirty-diapers/

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Shows Up ‘Buck Naked’ To Undercover Sex Sting
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2019/12/11/florida-man-shows-up-buck-naked-to-undercover-sex-sting-deputies-say/

Package Thief vs. Glitter Bomb Trap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo

Porch Pirate vs. Glitter Bomb Trap 2.0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_TSR_v07m0


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In Episode 118 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Louisiana man takes the law into his own hands. Thanks again to listener Jake for the heads up!

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This Episode's "Florida" Man:
• Chad Baxter
• Dorian Lewis

News Sources:

Tool Thief Gets Grabbed and Smashed
https://www.nola.com/news/crime_police/article_c71551e0-1ac7-11ea-9d93-93f11906cb80.html

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In Episode 117 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man learns you can’t trust a jailhouse hitman to feed your victim to the gators, Florida Woman gets a surprise gift at a baby shower, Florida Woman is going to have a baby shower with her 4 boyfriends, and Florida Man will fall for anything, but especially the cops.

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This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Tory Ojeda
• Jessie Webb
• Patrick Shurod Campbell
• Pedro Rodriguez
• Gary Bangstad
• Not Evel Kneivel

News Sources:

Florida Man Takes Out AK47 Wielding Robber
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/11/25/miami-man-kills-ak-47-wielding-robber/

Florida Woman Bought A Baby Bouncer from Goodwill, But Something Else Was In The Box
https://wqad.com/2019/12/06/woman-says-she-found-loaded-rifle-in-baby-bouncer-from-florida-goodwill/

Polyamorous Florida Woman with Four Boyfriends is Pregnant
https://nypost.com/2019/12/06/polyamorous-florida-woman-with-4-boyfriends-is-pregnant/

Florida Man Stole Golf Cart Because People Were Eating His Brains
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/man-says-someone-is-eating-his-brains-rips-up-golf-courses-in-wild-chase-lady-lake-police-say/919693076/

A Florida Man Who Bit His Dog To ‘Establish Dominance‘ Over The Animal Avoids Jail Time
https://dentondaily.com/a-florida-man-who-bit-his-dog-to-establish-dominance-over-the-animal-avoids-jail-time/

Florida Man Falls From Roof During Robbery
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/article237992724.html

Florida Man Attempted to Hire an Inmate to Kill Four People and Feed Them to Pigs or Alligators
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-offered-inmate-money-car-kill-four-people-feed-pigs-alligators-police-say-1475871

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Launches Car into Dealership
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In Episode 116 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Canadian breaks the stereotype of them all being so nice. Thanks to listener Bart for the heads up!

This Episode's "Florida" Man:
• Samuel Opoku

News Sources:

Toronto Turd Tosser Comes to Court
https://torontosun.com/news/local-news/warmington-accused-feces-tosser-makes-court-appearance

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In Episode 115 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man breaks into a school and makes a real mess of things, Florida Man punches a guy who broke into his house, Florida Man punches a guy who stopped him from pleasuring himself, and Florida Man is arrested by a guy who stopped someone else from pleasuring him.

This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Susan Roscillo
• Robert Kellogg
• Kerry Dewayne Vandergriff
• Mark Katsnelson
• Christian Dominic Shay
• Samuel Lewis
• Chhaa Behary
• Michael Simpson

News Sources:

Florida Man Stuffs His Girlfriend’s Turkey on Thanksgiving. In Public
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/elderly-encounter-281750

Florida Man in Parking Lot Punches Elderly Man Who Told Him To Stop Masturbating
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/11/26/police-man-punches-elderly-man-when-told-to-stop-masturbating-at-miami-supermarket-parking-lot/

Florida Man Fights Back Against Intruder, Who Then Had To Be Hospitalized
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-victim-fights-back-against--police-say

Nearly Naked Florida Man Accused Of Spreading Feces During School Break-in
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/11/25/mostly-naked-florida-man-accused-of-spreading-feces-during-school-break-in/

Florida Man Facing Charges After Hiding Multiple Drugs Under His Scrotum
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41381997/lehigh-acres-man-facing-drug-trafficking-charges-after-hiding-narcotics-under-his-scrotum

Florida Family’s Thanksgiving Dinner Interrupted By An Uninvited Guest
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/11/29/gator-knocking-florida-womans-door-thanksgiving/

Florida Man Has Saved 864 Lives After Donating 100 Gallons Of Blood Over 43 Years
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/local/2019/11/27/100-gallons-of-blood-donations/4299308002/

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Steals Fire Truck — Then Nearly Sets Himself On Fire
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/11/florida-man-steals-fire-chiefs-truck-then-nearly-sets-himself-on-fire-while-in-jail/

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In Episode 114 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a pair of Pennsylvania siblings get into a brawl about riding shotgun. Thanks to listener Nitin for the story!

This Episode's "Florida" Man & His Sister:
• Bret Brezenski
• Brianna Brezenski

News Sources:

‘Riding Shotgun’ Argument Leads To Arrests Of Pennsylvania Siblings
https://wgntv.com/2019/11/23/riding-shotgun-argument-leads-to-arrests-of-pennsylvania-siblings/

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In Episode 113 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man is a bank robber, but not a greedy one, Florida Woman picks the wrong ride for a getaway vehicle, road rage turns Florida Man into a mama bird, and Florida Woman summons a demon and then kicks it out.

This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
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• Sandy Hawkins
• Katelin Wojtowicz
• David Paul Wipperman
• Oneda Williams
• Lois Jean Gleeson
• Max the Driving Dog
• Tyetha Moore

News Sources:

Florida Woman Accused Of Kicking Man In Groin After Seance
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41329969/charlotte-county-mom-accused-of-kicking-man-in-groin-after-seance

Florida Man Demands Bank Teller Give Him Less Money During Alleged Robbery
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-bank-teller-robbery-less-money

Florida Woman Accused Of Stealing Over $110k In Watches From Her Dates
https://nypost.com/2019/11/24/florida-woman-accused-of-stealing-over-110k-in-watches-from-her-dates/

Florida Man Spits Food Into Woman's Mouth In Road Rage Encounter
https://www.tampabay.com/news/bizarre/2019/11/22/pinellas-man-charged-with-spitting-food-in-womans-mouth-after-road-rage/

More Than 100,000 Bees Invade Florida Woman's Yard
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/11/12/more-than-100000-bees-invade-longwood-womans-yard/

Florida Woman Drives Meth-filled Truck On A Suspended License to Pick Up Her Boyfriend From Jail
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-lois-jean-gleeson-driving-without-license-meth-boyfriend-jail-arrested-1473483?utm=newsbreak

Florida Man’s Car Stolen By His Best Friend
https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2019/11/22/dog-drove-doughnuts-car-an-hour-theres-video/

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman Allegedly Set Boyfriend's Home On Fire After Catching Him Cheating
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In Episode 112 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Three Indiana Judges get into a brawl in a White Castle parking lot at 3 AM. It all goes downhill from there. Thanks to David from the Florida Beer Blog & Podcast for the heads up on this one!

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News Source:
3 Indiana Judges Suspended After White Castle Brawl That Left 2 Of Them Wounded
https://www.npr.org/2019/11/14/779339897/3-indiana-judges-suspended-after-white-castle-brawl-that-left-2-of-them-wounded

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In Episode 111 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man has a unique excuse for speeding that his wife won’t want to hear, Florida Woman gets pissed when she loses an Xbox game, Florida Woman gets pissed when she thinks her boyfriend is cheating on her in his mind, and Florida Man runs a business out of his home office.

This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Isabell Lewis
• Martin Skelly
• Jon Earl Pickard
• Esperanza Gomez
• Jose Mas Fernandez
• Jason Morse

News Sources:

Florida Woman Charged After Argument On Xbox Live Escalates Into Shooting
https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/deputies-florida-woman-charged-after-argument-on-xbox-live-escalates-into-shooting

Florida Man Arrested With Bag of Meth Wedged Deep Within A Body Cavity—His Belly Button
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-meth-bag-wedged-deep-within-his-belly-button-cavity-tells-police-he-was-1472558

Florida Man Tells Cop He Was Speeding Because He Was Cheating On His Wife
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/local/pinellascounty/florida-man-tells-police-he-was-speeding-because-he-was-cheating-on-his-wife/67-1f067bcc-2e0a-4544-8b8f-54ec054c0f8a

Florida Woman Bites Her Boyfriends Penis During Jealous Rage
https://www.oxygen.com/crime-news/esperanza-gomez-allegedly-bit-boyfriends-penis-during-jealous-spat

Florida Couple Win A Baby In A Radio Station Contest
https://fox43.com/2019/11/17/florida-couple-gives-birth-to-boy-thanks-to-win-a-baby-contest/

Florida Man Charged With Performing Home Dentistry Without A License
https://www.fox4now.com/news/state/florida-man-charged-with-performing-home-dentistry-without-a-license

Florida Man ‘would Say Anything’ To Have SWAT Respond, Cops Say — So He Called In A Bomb Threat
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article237396779.html

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In Episode 110 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel & Phil read a story about a sword-swinging garbage picker. Thanks to listener Kelli for the heads up on this one!

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Florida Man Attacks Trash Picking Rival With Samurai Sword
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/oakland-park/fl-ne-sword-swinging-arrest-20190926-4yhdcsumz5dpti72rdec4gu6om-story.html


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In Episode 109 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man is an “early to bed” kind of guy, Florida Man gets his ass included in a medical journal, Florida Man will have to wait a little while longer to find out if his second wife killed his first wife, and a Florida Man gets a little too handsy with Ariel’s areola.

This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Brian Sherman
• Amanda Goodwin
• Nate Hollander
• Donnie Alan Goss
• Some Asshole
• Sheila Keen-Warren
• Ramon Escalante


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Florida Man Arrested For Groping Disney Princess At Magic Kingdom
https://time.com/5719642/magic-kingdom-princess-grope/

Florida Woman Trying To Drown A Cat In A Culvert "Was Taking The Cat To Jesus"
https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20191108/police-edgewater-woman-found-submerging-cat

Florida Man Sues Madonna For Late Concert Start
https://www.billboard.com/articles/business/8543242/madonna-live-nation-late-concert-lawsuit-miami

Florida Man Caught Stealing Beer Said He Was Just Exchanging It For Cold Ones
https://www.sebastiandaily.com/crime/man-caught-stealing-beer-said-he-was-just-exchanging-it-for-cold-ones-8975/

Florida Woman Institutionalized After Driving On I-95 In A Golf Cart
https://wsvn.com/news/local/miami-dade/woman-baker-acted-after-driving-golf-cart-on-i-95-express-lanes/

Florida Doctors Remove 8-inch Screwdriver From Man's Rectum
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/florida-doctors-remove-8-inch-screwdriver-from-mans-rectum

Trial Postponed for Florida Woman Charged in Killer Clown Case
https://www.local10.com/news/florida/palm-beach-county/trial-postponed-for-florida-woman-charged-in-clown-suit-wearing-murder

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Survives Plane Crash While In His SUV
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In Episode 108 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss how to get from one bar to the next without getting a DUI. Hint: It doesn't involve Walmart. Thanks to listener Jake for the suggestion!

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Louisiana Man Stole Electric Cart From Walmart To Drive To A Bar
https://www.wwltv.com/article/news/local/lafourche-terrebonne/drunk-man-stole-walmart-electric-shopping-cart-to-drive-to-a-bar/289-4665697b-63ea-4fdb-ae87-3b1cafe4fe02

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In Episode 107 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man sunbathes on his neighbor’s roof—at night, Florida Man practices for a Triathlon with a little help from Hernando County’s finest, Florida Woman starts up a unique type of business with her mom, and this whole Florida Man thing finally jumps the shark.

This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Tessa Lilly
• Stephen Michelena
• Karen Morris
• Joni Eitzmann
• Lisa Edelstein
• Gary Francis Molloy
• Cody Pierce

News Sources:

Florida Woman Tried To Pass Off Meth As Makeup Through Courthouse Metal Detector
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-florida-woman-tried-to-pass-off-meth-as-makeup-in-metal-detector-20191107-umq33rwq55bprowqhiv3u5mzpa-story.html

Half-Naked Florida Man Comes To On A Neighbor’s Roof
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41262176/cape-coral-man-winds-up-on-roof-in-underwear-with-no-memory-of-how-he-got-there

Florida Man Jumps Off His Surfboard, Lands On A Shark
https://www.wbaltv.com/article/florida-man-lands-on-a-shark-after-jumping-off-his-surfboard/29629887

County Orders Florida Woman to Give Up Her “Emotional Support Chickens”
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41042220/lee-county-woman-fights-claw-and-beak-to-keep-her-chickens-as-emotional-support-animals

Florida Woman and Her Mother Start New Business Cuddling Strangers
https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/professional-cuddling-studio-opens-in-jacksonville/1003850111

Florida Teacher Accused Of Being 'Highly Intoxicated' At School
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-pinellas/pinellas-county-teacher-arrested-after-allegedly-showing-up-to-school-highly-intoxicated

Florida Man Becomes Triathlete While Eluding Police
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-spring-hill-airboat-arrest-20191031-cd2f7ywt45dpfiq65kdb7m6w3u-story.html

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Asks Police To Remove Mugshot From Facebook After Theft, Only For Them To Replace It With Booking Photo
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In Episode 106 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a Texas Man who might be a good thief but is a bad fence. Thanks to Patreon subscriber JP for the suggestion!

This Episode's "Florida" Man:
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News Source:
Texas Man Arrested For Trying To Sell Stolen ATV to Its Owner
https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/man-arrested-for-allegedly-trying-to-sell-atv-to-person-he-stole-it-from-authorities-say

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In Episode 105 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man swipes the stars and stripes when what he needed was a shirt and shorts,Florida Woman takes foodborne parasites seriously, Florida Woman makes trouble at Joel’s local 7-11, and Florida Man double-stuffs a snowman.

This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Joseph Sinawa
• Guy Raynak
• Some Naked Dude
• Jesseca Danielle Hardy
• Jeri Lentscher
• Cody Christopher Meader
• Chalsey O’Brien

News Sources:

Florida Man Ordered To Pay Child Support Even Though DNA Test Proves He Is Not The Father
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7591411/Florida-man-ordered-pay-child-support-DNA-test-proves-not-father.html

Florida Man Smokes Meth, Snorts Coke, Takes Xanax, Passes Out, Wakes Up And Masturbates In Hospital, Cops Say
https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/florida-man-smokes-meth-snorts-coke-takes-xanax-passes-out-wakes-up-and-masturbates-in-hospital-cops-say/

Naked Florida Man Boards Docked Yachts, Steals American Flag
https://www.wptv.com/news/region-s-palm-beach-county/delray-beach/video-naked-crook-targets-delray-beach-yachts-steals-american-flag

Florida Woman Hits Man With Hammer After Fight Over Porkchops
https://www.wkrg.com/northwest-florida/woman-accused-of-hitting-man-with-hammer-after-fight-about-pork-chops/

Florida Woman Arrested After Bringing A Tree Into a 7-Eleven
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41221679/florida-woman-arrested-after-carrying-tree-into-gas-station

Florida Man Had Sex With An Olaf Stuffed Toy At Target
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article236652848.htm

Florida Stripper Accused of Swindling Elderly Man for $50,000
https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20191016/dancer-accused-of-bilking-elderly-man-she-met-at-club

Patreon Exclusive Story: Is Camp David in Hobe Sound?
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/10/16/camp-david-hobe-sound/3985246002/

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In Episode 104 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man gets naked. Again. And breaks into a business. Again. Thanks to listener Matt for sending us the story!

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News Source:
Naked Man Wreaked Havoc On Business, Then Showered
https://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2019/10/15/cape-coral-man-charged-after-being-found-naked-inside-lee-county-business/3983365002/

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In Episode 103 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man installs a drive thru window in his neighbor’s kitchen, Florida Woman didn’t detect any metal in her boyfriend’s head, Florida Man needs to add some variety to his diet, and Florida Woman hires an underage chauffeur.

This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Timothy Farmer
• Millanie Sherbrook
• Jane Galitello
• Austin Davis
• Andy Sigears
• Francisca Darla Saria
• Charles Jenkins
• Wayne Messam

News Sources:

Florida Man Drove Truck Into Neighbor’s Kitchen After The Family Made Fun Of Him
https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/pasco-man-snapped-drove-truck-into-neighbors-kitchen-after-the-family-made-fun-of-him-wi

Florida Woman Allegedly Forced Husband To Sign Divorce Papers At Gunpoint
https://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2019/10/15/ecso-pensacola-woman-forced-husband-sign-divorce-papers-gunpoint/3987053002/?fb

Elderly Florida Woman Accused Of Hitting Boyfriend With Metal Detector For Watching Porn
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article236196633.html

Florida Man Has Eaten Almost Nothing But Mac And Cheese For 17 Years
https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2019/10/16/florida-man-has-eaten-almost-nothing-but-mac-and-cheese-for-17-years/

Florida Man Arrested for DUI “Driving” A Segway
https://www.cbs17.com/news/check-this-out/florida-man-arrested-for-dui-on-segway/

Florida Woman Arrested After Her 12-Year-Old Gets Pulled Over For Driving
https://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2019/10/14/milton-mother-arrested-after-12-year-old-gets-pulled-over-driving/3975532002/

Florida Man Rams Neighbor’s Tractor With His Own, Drops 10-foot Log On Him, Beats Him Up
https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/deputies-tractor-riding-pasco-man-rams-neighbors-tractor-drops-10-foot-log-on-him-beats-

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Running for President Raised $5 in Q3
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In Episode 102 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Philadelphia teen has the makings of a future Florida Man. Thanks to listener Casey for the story!

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Student Hacked Into School District Computer System To Gain Competitive Advantage In A Water Gun Fight
https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2019/10/18/downingtown-area-school-district-data-breach-hacked-student-water-gun-fight/

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In Episode 1 of Florida Men: The Podcast, identity theft is not a high priority with a sticky-fingered janitor, What NOT to wear when you’re headed for jail, Call the sheriff and have him round up a possum, and this Friday in the ER…Florida Man vs Florida Man in a steel cage match!

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
• Andru Reed
• Daryle Lee Campbell
• Dagne “Dee” Kuiper
• Jimmy McCray

News Sources:

Florida Man found with hard drives containing secret Florida taxpayer info was looking to download Xbox games
http://www.tampabay.com/florida-politics/buzz/2018/04/17/missing-revenue-department-hard-drives-found-suspect-arrested/

Florida Man Wore Novelty Undies While Driving Drunk
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/breathalyer-boxer-man-278593

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Florida Woman Calls 911 on a Possum
http://cbs12.com/news/local/problem-with-a-possum-woman-calls-911-for-rodent-in-her-home

Florida Man gets drunk, falls off bicycle, hits man at hospital with folding chair
http://www.tampabay.com/news/bizarre/St-Pete-man-gets-drunk-falls-off-bicycle-hits-man-at-hospital-with-folding-chair-police-say_167412739


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In Episode 101 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man beats up his mother when she doesn’t approve of his groceries, Florida Woman gets a lesson in zoology, Florida Woman needs an adjustment after a car accident that she caused, and Florida Man helps us add to our drunkenness scale.

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Boca Magazine: Five Great Florida Podcasts to Add to Your List
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This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Melanie Hancox
• Jill Ann Stahon
• Adam Joseph Zirakian
• Gumersindo Reyes Jr.
• Stacey Dash
• Thomas Fucarile
• Lavoris Grisby

News Sources:

'Severely Inebriated' Florida Woman Found Standing in McDonalds Drive-thru With Toddler
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-pasco/severely-inebriated-florida-woman-found-standing-in-mcdonalds-drive-thru-with-t

Elderly Florida Woman Attacked By Raccoon That Was Not A Bobcat
https://cbs12.com/news/local/elderly-florida-woman-attacked-by-raccoon-not-bobcat-fwc

Florida Woman Stops For Massage After Hit-and-Run
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/woman-stops-for-massage-after-hit-and-run-in-seminole-county

18-Year-Old Florida Man Behind Bars After Attacking Mom In Grocery Store Over Food Items
https://www.ocala-news.com/2019/06/29/18-year-old-man-behind-bars-after-attacking-mom-in-grocery-store-over-food-items/

Florida Man Calls 911 to Report Roommate Stealing $20 Worth of His Marijuana
https://www.wfla.com/news/man-calls-pasco-911-to-report-roommate-for-stealing-20-of-weed/

Florida Man Disguises Himself As A Woman To Rob Bank, Steals Police Car
https://www.newsweek.com/man-woman-rob-bank-steals-police-car-1464572

‘Clueless’ Florida Woman Accused Of Domestic Battery
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-clueless-actress-stacey-dash-accused-domestic-battery-20190930-ideqzxj52na2r

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In Episode 100 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Samuel L. Jackson is arrested for getting belligerent with a cop. You read that right. Samuel. L. Jackson.

This Episode's Florida Man:
• Samuel L. Jackson

News Sources:

Samuel L. Jackson Accused of Threatening Florida Cop
https://www.clickorlando.com/strange-florida/florida-man-named-samuel-l-jackson-accused-of-threatening-cop

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In Episode 99 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man tries on some clothes that are way too small, Florida Woman has a hard time finding an exit, Florida Man shares his beer with somebody who just tried to bite him, and Florida Woman gets red hot at Walmart.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
• Leonard Thomas
• Christopher Strickland
• Kristina Perkins
• Timothy Kepke
• Noah Osborne
• Nicholas Skaroulis
• Doranda Jo Ussery
• Richard Dennis
• Clifford Rice
• Randall Thomas Williams

News Sources:

Florida Man Arrested After Pulling Machete On Woman Who Refused To Date Him
https://www.fox4now.com/florida-man-arrested-after-pulling-machete-on-woman-who-refused-to-date-him

Florida Man Forced Woman To Watch Him Try On Baby Clothes During A Home Invasion
https://www.pnj.com/story/news/local/2019/10/05/florida-man-accused-masturbating-front-woman-during-robbery/3867167002/

Florida Woman Crawls Into Store's Ceiling To Avoid Shoplifting Charges
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-florida-woman-crawls-big-lots-ceiling-avoid-shoplifting-arrest-20191007-asavhfjzcvfa5

Florida Man Accused Of Enticing Alligator To Bite Him, Pouring Beer In Its Mouth
https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/local/2019/10/07/hobe-sound-man-accused-pouring-beer-into-alligators-mouth/3904733002/

Florida Man Pleads Guilty To Selling Sponges Outside Of The US
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41149092/florida-man-arrested-for-after-not-declaring-sponges-his-company-was-selling-outside-of-th

Florida Woman On The Run After Wielding Knife, Pepper-Spraying Walmart Employees To Get Away
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-pepper-sprays-walmart-employees-1462243

Florida Man Survived For 7 Hours After Collapsing Due To Heat Exhaustion Outside Of Concert
https://www.wxyz.com/news/national/florida-man-survived-for-7-hours-after-collapsing-due-to-heat-exhaustion-outside-of-concert

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Cuts Brakes On 140 Electric Rental Scooters
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fort-lauderdale/fl-ne-scooter-vandal-arrest-20191001-gfo4ncko6jbpdomlx6wfnzra6m-stor

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In Episode 97 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a Maryland man who became a dragon thief. Thanks to listener Roxanne for sending us this story.

News Sources:

Maryland Man Accused Of Trying To Steal A Dragon
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/09/17/maryland-man-arrested-national-harbor-dragon-pedal-boat-theft/2351548001/

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In Episode 97 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Methamphetamine is a family affair for two Florida Women, Florida Man has “prostitute problems”, according to his dad, Florida Man and Florida Woman make heavy use of the redial button, and a Florida Man sets a Guinness World Record, for something usually associated with women.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
• Crystal Barnes
• Ruby Barnes
• Joshua Abercrombie
• Roger Duane Garrett
• Alanna Spangler
• Maria Alvarez-Mendez
• Denae Morrison
• Jerry Shelley
• Odilon Ozare
• Heather Mayeux
• Elizabeth ‘Sea Turtle’ Drayer

News Sources:

Florida Sisters Busted For Meth In Separate Incidents On the Same Day
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-florida-sisters-crystal-ruby-arrested-meth-charges-20190925-aywbnu7jibbr5ipu

Florida Man With “Prostitute Problem” Burns Car For Insurance, Starts 300-Acre Brushfire
http://www.brevardtimes.com/2019/09/florida-man-with-prostitute-problem-burns-car-for-insurance-starts-300-acre-brushfire/

Florida Woman Arrested For Repeatedly Calling 911
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41106548/naples-woman-arrested-for-repeatedly-calling-misusing-911

Florida Woman Charged with DUI for Drinking White Claw While Driving Home
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-pinellas/florida-woman-charged-with-dui-for-drinking-white-claw-while-driving-home

Florida Man Calls His Ex 21 Times A Day While In Jail For Stalking Her
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article235414937.html

Florida Man Sets Guinness Record For Longest Acrylic Nails
https://www.tampabay.com/arts-entertainment/2019/09/14/longest-acrylic-nails-tampas-odilon-ozare-sets-guinness-record/

Florida Woman, Arrested After Using Boyfriend’s Face As An Ashtray
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cigarette/forehead-ashtray-927045

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman Runs for Mayor of Clearwater as a Sea Turtle
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/local/woman-runs-for-clearwater-mayor-as-a-sea-turtle/67-8068d09b-5101-4805-9fd9-42456e6d497b

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In Episode 96 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a Florida Man who put his "psychospiritual" patient under a hypnotic spell. Thanks to listener Doug for sending us this story.

This Episode's Florida Man:
• Robert Andrew Nichols

News Sources:
Gainesville Hypnotherapist Accused Of Sex With Patient
https://www.gainesville.com/news/20190724/gainesville-hypnotherapist-accused-of-sex-with-patient

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In Episode 95 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil interview author Mike Baron about his new book "Florida Man", Florida Woman has a special name for the place she hides her drugs…and this time it’s not her hooha, Florida Woman has over 300 Instagram accounts specifically for stalking her ex-coworkers, Florida man wants to be a samurai but looks more like a sumo, and Florida Man claims the president owes him $1 trillion.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
• Jacqueline Hubbard
• Tammy Marie Steffen
• Justin James Wilson
• Katie Jade Gates
• Eric Lee Kincaid
• Diana Louise Stokes
• William Mendenhall
• Dylan Hoyt
• IV Leo Little

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Podcast Promo:
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News Sources:
Florida Woman Arrested After Telling Officer About Her “Felony Purse”
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cocaine/felony-purse-contents-673902

Florida Woman Made Over 350 Instagram Accounts To Threaten & Harass Former Colleagues
https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/09/20/florida-woman-made-over-instagram-accounts-harass-former-colleagues/

Homeless Florida Man Smashes 20 Cars At Beachfront Hotel, Says Trump Owes Him $1 Trillion
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-homeless-man-vandalizes-cars-says-trump-owes-him-1-trillion-20190911-723fxiy

Florida Woman Charged For Domestic Tomato Assault
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/teen-tomato-beef-650973

Minivan Driver Led Florida Keys Police On A 44-mile Chase Down The Overseas Highway
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article235386237.html

A Florida Man Called ‘Fat Boy’ Threatened To Attack A Pregnant Woman With A Sword
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article235295692.html

Florida Man Breaks Into House He Used To Live In Because He Felt At Home

In Episode 94 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a Florida Woman who bit a truck stop camel on the testicles to escape from his cage. Thanks to listeners Jake, Heather, JP, Erika, Kelli and Patty for sending us this story.

In Episode 93 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Florida Couple get busy in the back seat of a car...a police car, Florida Woman slips out of the back seat of a cop car and gets busy in the front, Florida Man puts a ton of lipstick on a 17-year old pig, and Florida Man sprays ironic graffiti in a tavern men’s room.

In Episode 92 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a North Carolina man leaves this mortal realm in a way that leaves the rest of us asking "WTF?" Thanks to listener Kelli for sending us this Quickie story.

In Episode 91 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman got a bit too rowdy after a hurricane party, Florida Man found some treasure on the beach to keep the party going, Florida Man looks for treasure that doesn’t exist, and Florida Man shows off his ninja skills that ALSO don’t exist.

In Episode 90 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a British bar brawler who bashes boxers with a breathless bird's body. Thanks to Leanne for the story!

In Episode 89 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man is surprised when his motel room castration goes badly, another Florida Man is attacked with a machete for his shitty behavior, Florida Woman double fists some brewskis and gets ready to rumble, and yet another Florida Man hides drugs in the most obvious, but least desirable place to stash them.

In Episode 88 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel tells a story of a mysterious falling object while Phil imagines his happy place. Thanks to Steve for the story!

In Episode 87 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, We go back in the archives to bring you the answer to a question we hear about pretty frequently from our listeners. That question being, “Who the hell is Tracy, and why should she kiss Phil’s @ss?”

In Episode 86 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discover that an Idaho man is a poor replacement for Florida Man. Thanks to Dustin for the story!

In Episode 85 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we find out the penalty for stuffing an alligator...into your yoga pants, a Florida high school finds a masked robber ripping off their vending machines, a Florida neighborhood has a problem that really stinks, and a Florida gator goes for a swim in an unusual place.

In Episode 84 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Louisiana woman legit didn't know what was hidden in her hooha. Joel & Phil dig deeper to get to the deeply buried truth.

In Episode 83 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man finds out what happens when you let anonymous strangers into your house, Florida Man runs from the cops in a golf cart, a couple more Florida Men beat the Florida heat the only way they could think of, and Florida Woman takes on a slithering swiper.

In Episode 82 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Nebraska woman channels her inner Florida Man and removes her outer clothing.

News Sources:
Topless Woman Hits Officer In The Face During Disturbance
https://www.1011now.com/content/news/Topless-woman-hits-officer-in-the-face-during-disturbance--512584511.html

In Episode 81 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man becomes a food critic, he gives a thumbs up to Cinnabon, a thumbs down to Mac & Cheese, and alligators call Florida Man: The Other White Meat.

In Episode 80 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Heather M. for the story submission!

News Sources:
Workers Find Naked Man, Empty Bottles, In Pepsi Trailer
https://cdllife.com/2019/workers-find-naked-man-empty-bottles-in-pepsi-trailer/

In Episode 79 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Woman grabs her husband’s junk, Florida Man grabs a cop’s ass, Florida Man hides his weed somewhere the cops would totally never think to look mon, and Florida Woman adds her own flavorings to a restaurant’s ice cream inventory.

In Episode 78 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Leif and Erica for the story submission!

News Sources:
Rattlesnake, Uranium, And Whiskey Found During Oklahoma Traffic Stop
https://www.wdrb.com/news/national/rattlesnake-uranium-whiskey-found-during-traffic-stop-in-oklahoma/article_3d21172f-81b8-57dc-a120-35347e8cba05.html

In Episode 77 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man’s wife is naked in public and that’s not the hottest part of the story, Florida Man sets a new show record for hiding drugs, another Florida Man sets a new record for drinking beer, and a Florida teen gets a head start on becoming a Florida Man.

In Episode 76 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel gets a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Travis for the story submission!

News Sources:
Meth Seized From ‘Body Cavity’ Leads To Arrest Of Michigan Woman
https://www.mlive.com/news/2019/07/meth-seized-from-body-cavity-leads-to-arrest-of-michigan-woman.html

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In Episode 75 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man couldn’t give two sh!ts, but he does manage to throw one, another Florida Man DOES give a sh!t, a Florida football star gets robbed by two Florida Women, and a couple other Florida Women try to get revenge on their exes.

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In Episode 74 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Bill for the story submission!

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In Episode 73 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida cops gotta catch ‘em all, Florida Man tried to break into a Buddhist temple, then things got weird, a Florida gator turns into a makeshift speed bump, and two Florida Men demonstrate why you should always keep a lid on your drinks.

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In Episode 72 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Roxanne for the story submission!

News Sources:
Maryland Man Sentenced After Being Caught On Camera Tackling A Key West Pelican

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In Episode 71 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man brings a baby to a burglary, Florida Woman's boss pays her with his wieners, Florida Man gets pinched for flipping his license plate, and a Florida Man goes sightseeing in all the wrong places. 

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In Episode 70 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Katja for the story submission!

News Sources:
Woman Finds Grenade - What She Does With It Shocks Experienced Police Officers
Car Driver Presents Driving School Receipt Instead Of Driver's License

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Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

In Episode 69 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man has a crack snack while running from cops, Florida Woman gets methed up at both ends, Florida Woman finds out why what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, and a Florida Man stealing a scooter asks the wrong person for help.

In Episode 68 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Matthew for the story submission!

News Sources:
Trouble Snowballs For Man Who Shot Himself
https://www.wenatcheeworld.com/news/trouble-snowballs-for-man-who-shot-himself/article_bc761e90-7c07-11e9-9a2e-87ca3ce75ad3.html

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July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

In Episode 67 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man wants his roommate to be stinky, Florida Man tries to cash in on this whole "tiny house" craze, Florida Man shows some McDonald's customers his McNuggets, and we get additional details straight from a Florida Man who's not going to be seeing his girlfriend any time soon.

This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Tyler Sweeney
• Katie Lee Pitchford
• Kerville Holness
• Antoine Rutherford
• Byron Christianoudis
• Shonta Bolds
• John F. Morgan
• Yaqun Lo
• Christopher William Monnin

News Sources:
Florida Man Whose Girlfriend Squeezed His Privates Until They Bled Says He Still Loves Her
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7138643/Florida-man-tells-girlfriend-squeezed-testicles-bled.html

Florida Man Thought He Bought A Villa, Actually Paid Thousands For 100-by-1 Foot Strip Of Land
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-ne-tax-auction-leaves-buyer-hurting-20190615-d573l2aw7nbk7hgf4y2d36qcoy-story.html

Florida Man Attacked Landlord For Accusing Him Of Taking Too Many Showers
https://thehollywoodunlocked.com/florida-man-attacked-landlord-for-accusing-him-of-taking-too-many-showers/

Florida Woman Charged With Assault After Admitting To Throwing Coconut At Man Outside Strip Club
http://www.fox35orlando.com/unusual/florida-woman-charged-with-assault-after-admitting-to-throwing-coconut-at-man-outside-strip-club-po

Florida Man Dances Naked at McDonald's. Customers Weren't Loving It
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article231419428.html

Woman Arrested For Disturbing Sea Turtle Nest On Miami Beach
https://www.local10.com/news/florida/miami-beach/woman-arrested-for-disturbing-sea-turtle-nest-on-miami-beach

Florida Man Accused Of Stealing Pool Floats Says He Did It For Sexual Gratification
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-accused-stealing-pool-floats-says-he-did-it-sexual-gratification-instead-raping-1444205

Patreon Exclusive Story: Woman Loses Job When Her Phone Number Is Listed As Amazon Distribution Center Online
http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/woman-loses-job-when-her-phone-number-is-listed-as-amazon-distribution-center-online

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In Episode 64 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Thomas for the story submission!

News Sources:
Suspected Walmart Thief Hid In Trunk, Covered Herself In Mountain Dew
https://jocoreport.com/shoplifting-suspect-found-hiding-in-trunk-of-car-drenched-in-mountain-dew/

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Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

In Episode 65 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man shows New York what Florida Man is all about, up close and personal, Florida Man makes a pit stop at a convenience store, Florida Man is Siri-ous about hating his wife’s friend, Alexa, and Florida Man passes the ketchup to his girlfriend.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
John Mehne
John Toddy
Peter Wagman
Terrance J. Peterson
Arthur L. Disbrow
Natasha Ethel Bagley
Genesis Peguero