HCTV Podcast

Roo & Will sit down for another chinwag and this time it's all about the perils of attending a live gig - in the mud! Is Glastonbury worth the money? Would you cook yourself to see Prince? Why is there no such thing as 'Farscape On Ice'? Afterwards, Will googles 'JLS' but finds a stack of handguns and Roo asks what would happen if Instagram stole your pictures and whether or not it's worth spending any time on Twitter!

To begin, Roo introduces you to a brand new game! It's quite simple really - guess which famous TV/Movie theme he's humming. Will comes to the conclusion that it's all easier said than done. After that, it's time for some Saturday night television! Did you ever watch Cilla Black's Moment Of Truth? Did Chris Tarrant ever show you some boobs? And who the fuck is Keith Chegwin?

Roo & Will kick off their new year in style with this, the first podcast in a brand new series for HCTV! Since the last episode a lot's gone on, including the release and success of the epic new James Bond film, Skyfall! Adele's theme tune is compared to Chris Cornell's, chocolates are scoffed and Will reveals that he's finally seen Prometheus...!

Kate Middleton's blurry boobs, Adele's Skyfall, pine furniture, hospital radio, Prince (and a cat with one too many ribs), Darius, Sideshow Bob and most importantly - Elvis. It's all here, in the awesome 11th HCTV podcast!

Have you ever been to the cinema and ended up sat next to someone who's eating loud or smelly food? In that case you'll relate to what Roo and Will are babbling on about in HCTV's fantastic 10th podcast! Find out how much salt is in YOUR sandwhich! Find out what happened when a bearded Roo tried to buy The Cabin In The Woods on Blu-ray in Tesco! And, find out which party foods are penis-shaped! It's all here, so get listening!

What starts off as a discussion over a certain shoddy science fiction movie and whether or not Will's iPhone case looks ridiculous turns into one about celebrity monsters Jimmy Savile & and his best bud, Gary Glitter. With brand new allegations coming in from all angles the BBC are squirming and Will's news apps are getting bombarded with updates!

Join Roo & Will for a DVD quiz, testing your knowledge of movie blurbs, before moving onto a discussion about Halloween and the movies that generally go hand in hand with the special spooky day. How do you deal with trick or treaters? Can they speak properly? Who is Professor Green? What are our thoughts on Michael Jackson and his many whacky adventures? All these questions will be answered in this, HCTV's 8th amazing podcast!

This time around you'll find out if Will has the time and the money to visit the biggest screens cinema has to offer, if Titanic makes us feel old, how many boobs you're allowed in a 12A and whether or not it's best to buy a box set...

The question is, where can you wear your contact lenses? Can you be flung about at Thorpe Park and keep hold of them? Roo & Will crack open a bag of Twiglets to discuss this and many other issues to do with the UK's biggest thrill - Thorpe Park. Dodgy nuts and bolts, men in fleeces and snake queues. Enjoy!

Roo & Will talk about the times they both appeared on Trisha, how she compares to Jeremy Kyle and how Bane & Batman would sound if they were talking about such things. Christmas is also discussed, so are aunties and Dexter and Goodnight Mr Tom! Liven up a journey to work by listening to HCTV's 5th fabulous podcast!

Which is better? There's only one way to find out! After a few weeks of radio silence, Roo & Will return to discuss why the Olympics seems to get more attention than the Paralympics, among plenty of other interesting topics such as wank banks, flags, stabbings, strange noises and what there is to do on Christmas day. Fascinating stuff as usual!

How would you advertise HCTV? That's one of the many advertising-related topics discussed in HCTV's 3rd exciting podcast, complete with new theme tune! Is advertising, in general, too politically correct? Do you feel special when you buy a snack from KFC? Which is the most irritating cheese-related rhyming advert? Find the answers here.

Roo & Will take to the microphone a second time to discuss what makes some sci-fi so bad and which genres of film are the most believable. It's Men In Black & Doctor Who VS Prometheus & Farscape - hear the sparks fly!

Roo & Will sit down for a podcast for the first time to have a fun chat about good old fashioned children's TV. From Mark Speight to The Powerpuff Girls, completely unscripted and hopefully quite funny, HCTV's podcasts are off to a flying start!