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We're releasing our old Patreon episodes. This one was recorded in February 2020. Once Fred's leg has finally healed up, SpongeBob is determined to keep it safe. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin discuss Girl Scout Cookie season and we have no idea what's coming up ahead of us. This month's quiz is based on General SpongeBob.Support the show

We're releasing our old Patreon episodes. This one was recorded in October 2020. The Flying Dutchman wants to make sure SpongeBob and his pals are scared this Halloween. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin discuss the complexities of formal education during the days of COVID and this month's quiz is based on The Flying Dutchman.Support the show

We're releasing our old Patreon episodes. This one was recorded in December 2020. Plankton tries to convince SpongeBob to transform everybody in Bikini Bottom into jerks by feeding them his special jerktonium-laced fruitcakes in order to get his Christmas wish—the Krabby Patty secret formula. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin discuss winter footwear and this month's quiz is based on General SpongeBob Stuff.Support the show

We're releasing our old Patreon episodes. This one was recorded in September 2021. SpongeBob is visited by his accident-prone cousin, Stanley. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin may be in the market for a new car and this month's quiz is based on Family.Support the show

We're releasing our old Patreon episodes. This one was recorded in October 2021. SpongeBob and the gang travel to the Lost City of Atlantis. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin prepare for Halloween and this month's quiz is based on David Bowie.Support the show

We're releasing our old Patreon episodes. This one was recorded in April 2021. Thanks to SpongeBob's inability to pass his boating exam, Mrs Puff is fired and replaced by a much stricter teacher. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin compare horrendous exercise regimes and this month's quiz is based on Sandy Cheeks.Support the show

After an 18-month break, join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss both segments of the final episode of the third season, SpongeBob Meets the Strangler and Pranks a Lot. SpongeBob makes an enemy of the Tattletale Strangler, and then SpongeBob and Patrick have ghostly fun at the expense of the Bikini Bottom residents. Elsewhere, your hosts discuss the possible future of the podcast and wonder if the week that Stelly has a cold was the best week for the big comeback.Support the show

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the nineteenth episode of the third season, The Sponge Who Could Fly. SpongeBob attracts the attention of the residents of Bikini Bottom when he attempts flight. Elsewhere, is off to Washington DC next week, while Gavin speculates on the salary and schedule of airline pilots.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastSupport the show

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the eighteenth episode of the third season, Plankton's Army. Plankton enlists the help of his family as he once again attempts to steal the Krabby Patty formula. Elsewhere, Stelly's piano playing has come on leaps and bounds and Gavin is surprised by Bono's height.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastSupport the show

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the eighteenth episode of the third season, Missing Identity. SpongeBob has an existential crisis when he misplaced his name badge. Elsewhere, Stelly is the proud owner of a tiny piano while Gavin has a new second favorite film ever.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastSupport the show

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the seventeenth episode of the third season, The Camping Episode. Squidward goes camping with SpongeBob and Patrick but clearly isn't aware of the laws of the wild. Elsewhere, Stelly is a David Tennant completionist while Gavin is unappreciated in his own time.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastSupport the show

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the seventeenth episode of the third season, Krabby Land. SpongeBob wants to learn the true meaning of summer, while Mr Krabs sees an opportunity to make some money out of kids on break. Elsewhere, Stelly remembers an rainy visit to Hershey Park, Gavin discusses unexpected consequences of sitting on a kerb, and this month's quiz is all about Gary the Snail. This episode was previously released on Patreon.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gma...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the sixteenth episode of season three, I Had an Accident. An accident results in SpongeBob breaking his bottom and he confines himself indoors to protect himself from further damage. Elsewhere, Stelly imagines an opera starring Oprah while Gavin surprises his co-host by being Scottish.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSupport the show

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the sixteenth episode of season three, Born Again Krabs. Mr Krabs is forced to change his ways when he is rushed to the hospital after eating a dodgy Krabby Patty. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin are both a little distracted by the BAFTA Film Awards that's silently playing on a screen as they record.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSupport the show

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the fifteenth episode of season three, The Great Snail Race. SpongeBob gets jealous when Squidward takes delivery of a purebred racing snail. Elsewhere, Stelly gives her views on The Batman while Gavin complains about the price of frozen drinks at the cinema.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSupport the show

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the fourteenth episode of season three, Ugh. It's a SpongeBob Special where we see the gang in a 1,000,000 BC type thing, plus Patchy the Pirate. Elsewhere, Stelly has had a cultural weekend while Gavin's reason for having facial hair is revealed.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSupport the show

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the thirteenth episode of season three, Clams. After making his millionth dollar, Mr Krabs takes SpongeBob and Squidward out for some clam-fishing. Elsewhere, Stelly feels sorry for Wales, while Gavin contemplates a lawsuit from Adele.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSupport the show

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the thirteenth episode of season three, New Student Starfish. Spongebob takes Patrick to boating school where the pair of them do little to impress Mrs Puff. Elsewhere, Stelly celebrates five days off school thanks to weather, while Gavin marvels at the idea of a two-hour Postman Pat movie.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSupport the show

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the twelfth episode of season three, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V. Barnacle Boy is sick of being a sidekick and moves to the dark side. Elsewhere, Stelly has watched a lot of substandard basketball while Gavin states on audio that Jaws 2 is better than Jaws.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSupport the show

This episode was previously released to our Patreon Subscribers. Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the twelfth episode of season three, Chocolate With Nuts. SpongeBob and Patrick are inspired by Squidward's magazine to become entrepreneurs and endeavor to become successful chocolate salespeople, employing any means necessary. Elsewhere, Stelly discusses her first performance at a poetry Open Mic, while Gavin, in an attempt to create something different for patrons, ha...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the eleventh episode of season three, Party Pooper Pants. SpongeBob decides to throw a house party and is distressed when his guests fail to follow the rules. Elsewhere, Stelly is learning a Nine Inch Nails song on guitar while Gavin discusses the etiquette of party attendance timeliness.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSupport the show

IT'S EPISODE 100!! Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the tenth episode of season three, Krusty Krab Training Video. A strange episode where we're given access to the Krusty Krab's onboarding processes. Elsewhere, Stelly had a successful Christmas in Connecticut, while Gavin explains the disaster levels of weather that had to be experienced when he was at school before he'd get an inside recess (playtime).Support the show

This episode was previously released to our Patreon Subscribers. Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the tenth episode of season three, Wet Painters. Confusion at the Krusty Krab leads SpongeBob and Patrick to decorate Mr Krabs house as punishment, but there's a catch: the paint is permanent, and there's scope for an awful lot to go wrong. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin chat through lockdown (dull), Lansing's downtown treats (none), and Biggby's mocha lattes (expensive), b...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the ninth episode of season three, Rock-a-Bye Bivalve. SpongeBob and Patrick play parents to a baby clam, but Patrick's contribution leaves a lot to be desired. Elsewhere, Stelly is preparing for Christmas back East, while Gavin is looking forward to getting his money's worth out of his cinema loyalty card thing. If you celebrate it, have a wonderful Christmas and we'll be back in 2022!Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sb...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the ninth episode of season three, Krab Borg. After watching a late-night scary movie, SpongeBob becomes convinced that Mr. Krabs is a robot. Elsewhere, Stelly has been icing festive cookies, while Gavin laments not being able to moonwalk.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSupport the show

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the eighth episode of season three, Squilliam's Return. Squidward is determined to impress Squilliam by pretending to be the owner of a five-star restaurant. Elsewhere, Stelly talks hats while Gavin's poor head has been pelted with hail.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSupport the show

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the eighth episode of season three, No Weenies Allowed. SpongeBob is determined to gain admittance to a club for tough guys despite being a bit of a weenie. Elsewhere, Stelly claims to have had a moldy cheese finger, while Gavin shares his Thanksgiving asparagus recipe that was, in his words, a bit special.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSu...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the seventh episode of season three, Can You Spare a Dime. Squidward quits his job at The Krusty Krab and ends up mooching off of SpongeBob. Elsewhere, Stelly's birthday is approaching while Gavin has some tips to avoid a house full of smoke from burnt bacon.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSupport the show

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the seventh episode of season three, As Seen on TV. Mr. Krabs makes a commercial for The Krusty Krab and inadvertently makes SpongeBob a star in his own head. Elsewhere, Stelly recaps a successful soccer season, while Gavin wonders why he's never heard the Banana Don story before..Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSupport the show

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the sixth episode of season three, One Krabs Trash. Mr. Krabs sells a hat he finds in the trash to SpongeBob, unaware that it's potentially worth a million dollars. Elsewhere, Stelly is ready for Halloween, and Gavin has instructions for her to return with Snickers and cheese, preferably sharp cheddar.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSuppor...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the fifth episode of season three, Doing Time. Mrs Puff finds herself behind bars once again, and enjoying some time away from SpongeBob who is determined to set her free. Elsewhere, Stelly is celebrating being hat-trick hero in her soccer team this weekend, while Gavin admires the work ethic of Stelly's friend, Jay Jay.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/sponge...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the fifth episode of season three, Nasty Patty. SpongeBob happens upon Mermaid Man's utility belt and learns for him that with great power comes great irresponsibility. Elsewhere, Stelly has recovered from her bout of COVID while Gavin ponders the point of pestering Tom Kenny.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSupport the show (https://www.pat...

Stelly is sick this week, so we're pulling an upcoming episode previously released to our Patreon subscribers. Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss Stelly's sixth pick from future seasons, Snowball Effect. SpongeBob and Patrick are enjoying a snowball war while a reluctant Squidward has hopes that one of them gets hurt. Elsewhere, Stelly is another year older and is looking forward to a Thanksgiving feast, while Gavin reminisces of snowball fights of yore and wonders how difficult it would b...

This episode was previously released to our Patreon Subscribers. Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the fourth episode of season three, Idiot Box. SpongeBob and Patrick have fun using their imaginations inside a cardboard box, frustrating Squidward who fears he is missing out. Elsewhere, Stelly tries to explain why Snow Days are still a thing in these days of virtual learning, Gavin is disappointed to learn he could've gotten some help shoveling the driveway, and this...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the fourth episode of season three, Nasty Patty. A health inspector visits The Krusty Krab but when Mr Krabs suspects him of being an imposter, he and SpongeBob take drastic measures. Elsewhere, Stelly had her first taste of playing with the half-time Marching Band, while Gavin laments that school sports were never as popular back in Scotland.Support the show

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the third episode of season three, The Bully. A new student at the Boating School takes an instant dislike to SpongeBob and promises to beat him up. Elsewhere, Stelly's teeth are falling out of her head at an alarming rate while Gavin's feeling the effects of his Sunday starting at 6am.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSupport the show

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the third episode of season three, Just One Bite. SpongeBob is shocked to learn that Squidward has never eaten a Krabby Patty and sets out to right this wrong. Elsewhere, Stelly is back after hurricane chasing during the summer, while Gavin reflects on another passing birthday and his hatred for Dr. Pepper and baby corn.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongeb...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the second episode of season three, My Pretty Seahorse. SpongeBob befriends a seahorse which causes predictable havoc at the Krusty Krab. Elsewhere, Stelly is looking forward to a neighborhood bonfire while Gavin is demob happy as we put a bow on our third season of the podcast.Have a fantastic summer, everybody. Thanks for listening and sticking with us. Special thanks to our patrons. Stay safe and we look forward to picking it back...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the second episode of season three, Camp SpongeBob. SpongeBob and Patrick's new club make Squidward jealous until he ends up joining them lost in the Kelp Forest. Elsewhere, a sleepy Stelly was up early while Gavin reveals a strange love for Eurovision voting.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSupport the show

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of season three, SpongeGuard on Duty. SpongeBob fakes his abilities as a lifeguard so he can hang out with Larry the Lobster and be a cool dude. Elsewhere, Stelly is making new friends in the neighborhood while Gavin fears the garbage truck of life.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSupport the show

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of season three, The Algae's Always Greener. Plankton's latest effort to steal a Krabby Patty manages to create an alternate universe where he is in charge of the Krusty Krab. Elsewhere, Stelly is preparing for a soccer game against a long-forgotten town, while Gavin ponders the terror of facing a penalty shot in Shinty.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobs...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the final segment of season two, Sandy, SpongeBob and the Worm. Bikini Bottom is terrorized by a huge, hungry worm and only Sandy and SpongeBob are brave enough to take it on. Elsewhere, Stelly reflects on her Clash cover from the Patreon episode last week, while Gavin tells a joke about a pole vaulter that's older than he is.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSup...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the twentieth episode of season two, Squid on Strike. Squidward and SpongeBob take drastic action when Mr. Krabs stops paying their wages. Elsewhere, Stelly does her best once again to describe Discord, while Gavin is shocked to discover that 1995 wasn't five years ago.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSupport the show

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the nineteenth episode of season two, The Fry Cook Games. SpongeBob and Patrick are pitted against one another as Mr. Krabs and Plankton reignite an old sporting rivalry. Elsewhere, Stelly's javascript is coming on leaps and bounds, while Gavin remembers London 2012 and an old joke of his father's that hasn't aged well.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongeb...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the nineteenth episode of season two, Jellyfish Hunter. SpongeBob discovers that jellyfish jam is the perfect addition to the Krabby Patty, so Mr Krabs orders him to hunt down every last jellyfish he can find. Elsewhere, Stelly is developing a love for vinyl records and McDonald's fries, while Gavin regrets leaving so much of his stuff back in Scotland.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquar...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the eighteenth episode of season two, Artist Unknown. Squidward starts work as an art teacher and is enraged when his only student, SpongeBob, is a more talented artist. Elsewhere, Stelly has finally begun soccer practice, while Gavin denies knowledge of the whereabouts of the original American Gothic.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSuppor...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the eighteenth episode of season two, Sailor Mouth. Taking out the trash, SpongeBob learns some new words from graffiti on the dumpster, which gets him and Patrick into trouble with Mr Krabs. Elsewhere, Stelly recaps her final day of Girl Scout Cookie sales, while Gavin has to source an mp3 of dolphin chatter.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecas...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the seventeenth episode of season two, I'm With Stupid. Patrick's parents are due to visit and he worries that they think he's stupid, so SpongeBob signs up to take the fall for him. Elsewhere, Stelly reveals her dislike of the saxophone is due to a dance game on the Wii, while Gavin, not for the first time, underestimates Kazahkstan.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patr...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the sixteenth episode of season two, Procrastination. SpongeBob has an assignment to complete for boating school, but finds himself distracted as the deadline approaches. Elsewhere, Stelly is in a determined mood as she challenges herself to 10,000 steps a day, while Gavin has the geography of his neighborhood explained to him.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the sixteenth episode of season two, Krusty Love. Mr Krabs takes Mrs Puff out on a date but worries that he has to shower her with expensive gifts to keep her interested in him. Elsewhere, Stelly may have discovered a house in the neighborhood with a graveyard in its back yard, while Gavin wishes he hadn't mentioned another group he saw selling cookies on his street.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram:...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the sixteenth episode of season two, Graveyard Shift. The Krusty Krab is open 24/7 and Squidward decides to spook SpongeBob with a ghost story that starts to come true. Elsewhere, Stelly's trombone practice conformed to the laws of gravity, while Gavin reminisces about the early days of the podcast and cats who know what side their bread is buttered.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquareca...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the fifteenth episode of season two, Band Geeks. Squidward is challenged to get his band to perform the big half-time show but there's a problem; he doesn't have a band. Elsewhere, Stelly bemoans the downsides of having a birthday in the fall, while Gavin is excited by the arrival of some electrical snow-throwing help.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebo...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the fifteenth episode of season two, The Secret Box. Patrick has a secret box and SpongeBob will go to any length to discover its contents. Elsewhere, Stelly is hoping for a Kansas City win in what is acknowledged as not being the biggest sporting event in the world, while Gavin makes two relatively poor animal jokes.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobs...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the fourteenth episode of season two, Frankendoodle. SpongeBob and Patrick find a magic pencil and everything they draw comes to life. Elsewhere, Stelly has stern words for an imaginary child named Keith, while Gavin, for the millionth time, complains about shoveling snow.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSupport the show

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the fourteenth episode of season two, Welcome to the Chum Bucket. Plankton wins SpongeBob's contract in a card game in an attempt to get the Krabby Patty secret formula. Elsewhere, Stelly's curiosity leads her to the real names of the members of Green Day while one of Gavin's spreadsheets, once more, saves the conversation.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spon...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the thirteenth episode of season two, Gary Takes a Bath. SpongeBob finds Gary is in no mood for his weekly bath. Elsewhere, Sunday's feast of soccer leaves Stelly unimpressed, while Gavin's ignorance of federal holidays once again proves inconvenient.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSupport the show

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the thirteenth episode of season two, Shanghaied. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are press-ganged aboard The Flying Dutchman's terrifying ship. Elsewhere, Stelly's notes for this episode were written three months ago, while Gavin's quest for an interview with their favorite SpongeBob writer continues unabated.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquare...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the twelfth episode of season two, The Smoking Peanut. At Bikini Bottom Zoo, SpongeBob throws a peanut at an enormous oyster with devastating consequences. Elsewhere, Stelly is exhausted from a hectic holiday schedule, while Gavin is excited by new podcast recording kit and then gets things wrong. Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSupport th...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the twelfth episode of season two, Pressure. SpongeBob and Sandy engage in a competition to decide whether creatures who live in the sea or on land are best. Elsewhere, Stelly recalls last winter's fun at The Big Puddle, while Gavin describes the dangers of walking through a Burger King parking lot in Scotland while carrying fries. Happy Holidays, everybody! We'll be back in 2021!Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarec...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the tenth episode of season two, I'm Your Biggest Fanatic. SpongeBob is invited to join an exclusive jellyfishing club but is about to learn that you should never meet your heroes. Elsewhere, following an unsolicited email. Stelly and Gavin have some fun guessing the population of countries where the podcast is supposedly popular.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon....

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the tenth episode of season two, No Free Rides. Desperate for SpongeBob to be done with her class, Mrs Puff bends the rules to make sure he passes but ends up terrified of the consequences. Elsewhere, Stelly summarizes the last nine months of school at home, while Gavin's gets to talk about averages and data visualization tools. albeit very briefly.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecas...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the ninth episode of season two, Dumped. After a friendly game of tag, SpongeBob becomes jealous when Gary seems to prefer hanging out with Patrick. Elsewhere, Stelly notices some art theft from our recording studio, while Gavin's knowledge of Blue's Clues and a grape-obsessed duck is equally lacking.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSupport...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the ninth episode of season two, Survival of the Idiots. SpongeBob and Patrick ignore all the warnings and go visit a hibernating Sandy. Elsewhere, Stelly decides to announce on the podcast that her bike was stolen last week, while Gavin wonders why he's the last to find out about everything.We'll be taking next week off for Stelly's birthday. Catch you goobers again in a couple of weeks!Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @s...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the eighth episode of season two, the first ever double episode, Christmas Who? SpongeBob learns about the magic of Christmas from Sandy and attempts to bring some festive joy to Bikini Bottom. Elsewhere, Stelly would rather be outside enjoying the remains of a 70 degree November day in Michigan, while Gavin wonders why his laptop is playing ominous music.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patr...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the seventh episode of season two, Life of Crime. SpongeBob and Patrick borrow a balloon that quickly pops, and believing they are now criminals, the two friends go on the run. Elsewhere, Stelly's Halloween haul was decent given the circumstances, while Gavin laments the lack of Gavins in the world.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSupport t...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the seventh episode of season two, Prehibernation Week. Before going into hibernation, Sandy Cheeks asks SpongeBob to help her do all the extreme sports she loves. Elsewhere, Stelly is Flo from Progressive while Gavin's love of Devil Kiss Jerky does not agree with either of his eyes.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSupport the show

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the sixth episode of season two, Squidville. Finally sick of living next to SpongeBob and Patrick, Squidward moves to Tentacle Acres where everyone is more like him. Elsewhere, Stelly has a sudden desire for a fluffernutter sandwich while Gavin begins to question his granddad's movie picks when he was in his formative years.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/sp...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the sixth episode of season two, Grandma's Kisses. SpongeBob is teased by the customers of the Krusty Krab when they see him getting a kiss from his grandma, so he resolves with Patrick to be more grown-up. Elsewhere, Stelly has been dedicating herself to FIFA 2021, while Gavin has interesting news about the Romanian TV & Film podcast charts. Salut!Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquar...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the fifth episode of season two, Patty Hype. SpongeBob's idea to revamp Mr. Krab's business is met with scorn so he and Patrick decide to go into business on their own. Elsewhere, Stelly has had a haircut and gives a rundown of the Bayern v Hertha Berlin game, while Gavin explains exactly what his problem is with bagpipes.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spon...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the fifth episode of season two, Wormy. SpongeBob and Patrick are pet-sitting for Sandy and befriend her pet worm, but are shocked when they return the next day to find Wormy gone and a terrifying monster in its place. Elsewhere, Stelly discusses her early morning trombone practice, while Gavin unconfidently blames a cat for an unusual noise in an otherwise empty house.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagra...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the fourth episode of season two, Imitation Krabs. Plankton is up to his old tricks again, this time using robotics in an attempt to steal the secret formula. Elsewhere, Stelly marvels at her knowledge of South American countries, while Gavin is pleased to dig out an (arguably) underused jingle.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSupport the show

We're back for our Season Three!Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the fourth episode of season two, Dying for Pie. Squidward trusts a bunch of pirates to get a rather explosive treat for Spongebob. Elsewhere, Stelly remembers a creepy Santa from a New York kilt shop, while Gavin mourns the passing of another summer.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongebobsquarecastSupport the show

It's our Season Two Finale!Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the fourth episode of season two, Squirrel Jokes. SpongeBob tries his hand at stand-up comedy and while his act is a success, it's at the cost of his friendship with Sandy Cheeks. Elsewhere, Stelly's been grounded for reasons we won't go into, Gavin's got the clippers out, and there's a bonus quiz that normally only features on our Patreon episodes.Have a fantastic summer, everybody. Thanks for listening an...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the fourth episode of season two, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III. The superheroes are off on vacation and, for whatever reason, leave SpongeBob and Patrick in charge of their lair and the custody of arch nemesis Man Ray. Elsewhere, Stelly's been making pizza (which was delicious, by the way) and watching lots of German soccer, while Gavin is looking forward to a week off work and some quality time in front of a PlayStation.Email: sp...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the third episode of season two, Bubble Buddy. It's Leif Erikson day and SpongeBob finds himself on his own with no one to celebrate with, so he creates a new friend who the residents of Bikini Bottom seem to take against. Elsewhere, Stelly's spent the night in a tent in the back yard solely to stay up all night online, just like the pioneers, and Gavin's been noticing the length of people's hair.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comT...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the third episode of season two, Big Pink Loser. Patrick worries that he's about the only person in Bikini Bottom yet to win an award for anything and looks to put this right at The Krusty Krab. Elsewhere, Stelly's progress with FIFA cards confuses Gavin, much like an automatic water bottle filling station at a conference center in Orlando, Florida. He's easily confused.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagr...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the second episode of season two, Bossy Boots. It's summer vacation and Mr Krabs has promised Pearl a job as new manager of the Krusty Krab, which SpongeBob and Squidward take exception to. Elsewhere, another late recorded episode finds Stelly and Gavin in odd frames of mind, but they soldier on bravely with quarantine-inspired fun. Kinda.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongebobsquarecastPatreon:...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the second episode of season two, Something Smells. It's Sundae Sunday, but when SpongeBob's freezer offers up vert little in way of ingredients, he has to improvise with some odorous alternatives. Elsewhere, Stelly's determined to use an audio medium to describe her visual arts, while Gavin reveals an unfortunate incident during a 1990s presentation of Beavis and Butt-Head Do America.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsq...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the first episode of season two, Squid's Day Off. A lost dime gives Squidward the opportunity for a day off but his belief that SpongeBob knows he's playing the game ruins his 24 hours of relaxation. Elsewhere, Stelly's learning guitar and expands on her typical day in lockdown, while Gavin reveals that after 8 years, American coin currency still baffles him.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastInstagram: spongeb...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of season two, Your Shoe's Untied. When Patrick announces that he doesn't know how to tie his shoelaces, SpongeBob is initially confident until he realizes he has not idea either. Elsewhere, Stelly remembers her short-lived crime-fighting gang, Gavin remembers when he used to understand FIFA games, and generally there's far too much talk of Arjen RobbenEmail: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarecastPatreon: patreon.com/spongeb...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the final segment of season one, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II. A competition win gives SpongeBob an opportunity to meet his heroes -- Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy -- whenever his heart desires. SpongeBob, of course, takes advantage of this situation. Elsewhere, isolation and social distancing is working better for Stelly who is enjoying her new routine, while Gav appreciated his house smelling of bacon. We finish with a mini-recap of season one.Email: ...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the twentieth episode, Hooky. We celebrate our fortieth show and our one-year anniversary with a much-improved episode. SpongeBob is lead astray by Patrick and bunks off from work to play with all the hooks that have suddenly appeared, unaware of the consequences of getting snagged. Elsewhere, an early Stelly rap sets the mood for the episode and, after only four days working at home, Gavin is starting to lose his mind.Email: spongebo...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the nineteenth episode, Neptune's Spatula. Not the best episode we've ever watched. With a tip of the hat to King Arthur, SpongeBob is able to retrieve the Golden Spatula from the Greasy Griddle at the Fry Cook's Museum, resurrecting King Neptune who challenges SpongeBob to a cook off. Elsewhere, the coronavirus has brought Girl Scout Cookie season to a premature end, forced Stelly to hurriedly get the contents of her locker home, an...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the nineteenth episode, Fools in April. It's April Fools Day! It's SpongeBob's (reportedly) favorite day of the year, but when an agitated Squidward decides to retaliate, he's forced to take an action that does not sit comfortably with him. Elsewhere, Stelly is deep in Girl Scout Cookie season, so Gav's responsibility for note-taking is more than he was either comfortable with or prepared for.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitte...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the eighteenth episode, Walking Small. It's another Plankton episode. In this one, for reasons never fully explained, Plankton wants to build his new restaurant on the beach and enlists SpongeBob to move people on by teaching him to be assertive and aggressive. Elsewhere, Gavin learns of a live action episode and, after around five minutes of explaining, finally understands what Stelly is trying to tell him.Email: spongebobsquarecast...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the eighteenth episode, Texas. Sandy Cheeks is starting to feel homesick for her native Texas and makes plans to leave Bikini Bottom, much to the shock of SpongeBob and Patrick. Elsewhere, hot on the heels of the Free Shavacadoo Scandal of last week, Stelly decides to introduce ASMR to the podcast while Gavin is left to reflect on a very good night at trivia thanks to the capital of Brazil.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: ...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the seventeenth episode, Rock Bottom, many people's favorite. A wrong bus from Glove World™ takes Patrick and SpongeBob to a scary part of the ocean where people look and sound different. Elsewhere, The Little Mermaid musical is in the past allowing Stelly to turn her attention to shaming Gavin for all the Vine references he doesn't get because he's not eleven. Free Shavacadoo, indeed.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbs...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the seventeenth episode, Arrgh! Following an extensive session of a treasure-based board game play, Mr Krabs gets his claws on a boat and sets out with SpongeBob and Patrick to find some real booty. Elsewhere, The Little Mermaid musical is finally here and Stelly speaks extensively, and without anger, about the casting process and some alleged eighth grade bias, while Gavin is briefly allowed to express his pleasure at the Kansas City...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the sixteenth episode, The Paper. This is an episode that twice refuses to go down the expected path. Squidward discards a piece of paper that SpongeBob covets and this goes in directions that we did not envisage from the episode title. Elsewhere, Stelly proves she knows the history of Diego Maradona, tells a long story about an icy puddle, begins baking Hogmanay-class shortbread, while Gavin enjoys also thinking about a puddle in hi...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the sixteenth episode, Valentine's Day. SpongeBob has a special Valentine's Day surprise in store for Patrick but a band of chocolate-hungry scallops do their best to scupper these plans, which Patrick takes in a calm and rational fashion. Or maybe not. Elsewhere, Gavin is pleased that his beloved Scotland shirt has resurfaced while Stelly ensures that a good minute or more of this podcast sounds like The Great British Bake-Off.Email:...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the fifteenth episode, Suds. After a fridge mishap, SpongeBob catches a messy cold and is dissuaded from going to his doctor by Patrick, who thinks that he's capable of doing a better job. Elsewhere, Stelly has had a restless night, not aided by an incontinent cat, while Gav is beginning to see a pattern emerge in Stelly's choice of closing song, and spends a significant part of the episode freaked out.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmai...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the fifteenth episode, Sleepy Time. SpongeBob manages to dive between the dreams of his friends and influence their subconscious. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin enjoy the emergence of new Patreon members, observe old Internet memes, and have to create a new sound bite to announce our new favorite people. Stelly also decides that this is the best time to discuss Gav's missing AirPods.Email: spongebobsquarecast@gmail.comTwitter: @sbsquarec...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the fourteenth episode, Karate Choppers. SpongeBob and Sandy get caught up in the mystical world of karate. But their hobby turns to an obsession that might just cost SpongeBob more than a drop of hot sauce on his tongue. Elsewhere, Stelly discusses the various means to watch the New Years' ball drop and coaxes Gavin into test-driving his new fancy American accent, while Gavin laments that there are no hover-boards on view in his fut...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the fourteenth episode, SB-129. Squidward's clarinet playing inadvertently sees him frozen into the future and then flung into the past. He deals with future and past SpongeBobs and Patricks to get himself home with varying degrees of success. Elsewhere, we go into detail on Stelly's recent band performance, Gavin is feeling lonely at work this week, and both are preparing for a long, festive journey east. For those of you who celebra...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the thirteenth episode, I Was a Teenage Gary. With SpongeBob off to enjoy a jellyfishing ukulele weekend, Squidward neglects his duty to look after Gary. Snail plasma is injected in unsuspecting arms which gives Gary more understanding characters than he could possibly expect. Elsewhere, Gavin is frustrated by the UK election results that happen during the podcast recording, while Stelly has her focus on all things German.Email: spon...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the thirteenth episode, Scaredy Pants. A Halloween campfire story from Mr. Krabs has SpongeBob terrified to the point that the whole town calls him Scaredy Pants. With some help from Patrick, he disguises himself as The Flying Dutchman to enact his revenge on Bikini Bottom. Elsewhere, Stelly has convinced Gavin to set up a Patreon and then tells her own terrifying story about the fate of a certain Peppa Pig, while Gavin practices his ...

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the twelfth episode, Employee of the Month. SpongeBob is excited as he's about to win Employee of the Month for the 27th consecutive time, when Squidward confesses that the entire scheme is a scam to make SpongeBob work harder for the same money. Elsewhere, we nurse happy Thanksgiving bellies, Gavin has an update on the numbers, and Stelly spies a monetizing opportunity around the SpongeBob movies.Support the show

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the twelfth episode, The Chaperone. When Pearl is stood up ahead of her prom night, SpongeBob is drafted in to come to the rescue, but perhaps this wasn't the best idea and when he turns up in his outfit and limo, Pearl might have been better staying at home. Elsewhere, it's Stelly's eleventh birthday, she reveals the origin of her Stewy nickname, and Gavin reminisces about an old school chum named Jobby.Support the show

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the eleventh episode, Squidward, The Unfriendly Ghost. SpongeBob and Patrick jump to extraordinary conclusions when they accidentally destroy a Squidward waxwork leading them to believe they've killed their friend, which Squidward is only too happy to use to his advantage. Elsewhere, Gavin's feeling poorly, and Stelly sails close to the wind with her choice of closing song.Support the show