Mango Bae

We sit down with director Shuchi Talati to discuss her film "Girls Will Be Girls" (Winner of the Sundance Audience Award!)--Premiering the weekend of 9/13/24 in NYC--the movie is great and this episode is hilarious as she didn't expect Pranav and Usama to enjoy such a sensitive, artful film! We did! You should go see it on the weekend of 9/13!!! Follow @girlswillbegirls_themovie on Instagram!

The enigmatic and hilarious pakistani comedian SWINERYY is on the pod-her comedic process, new characters, and more.

Biden Uncle is Byeden Sunkle, JD Vance marries up to Usha's caste, and more!

WHAT'S GOING ON GUYS?!!! Sheikh Hasina was "escorted" out by the military, who's in charge now??? We break it down, go to patreon for the extras!

Pranav DID predict this in January.

Jai Wolf on the pod discusses being a Hindu from bangladesh, his career in music, and meeting Priyanka Chopra!

Usama's "special fast", Jains rescuing goats on Eid, Om Prakash and Mujahid's tragic sex-change love story.

We hang with one of our fave comedian/actors Sahana Srinivasan!

We discuss the recent reconstruction of the famous Buddhist institution of Nalanda University, how it's ugly, and other educational scandals currently plaguing India. More wild stuff behind the patreon!

We talk: Iron Claw, Joe making fashion choices for his wife (big time fail), Pranav's financial illiteracy, and behind the patreon wall we discuss how theater kids are ruining the world.

Usama paints a racist picture, cricket jingoism, the korean war?

Shaunak comes on the pod and we all have a grand old time discussing Australian history, Zager and Evans, American Project, and lots of other goofy tings.

The boys return after a triumphant trip out west--Pranav won some awards, usama smashed his Netflix is A Joke festival show and narrowly averts a massive health crisis hint hint. Also: Indian RWers start spiraling when things don't go their way; Indian libs continue being r-worded and run victory laps around their dismal showing in the Lok Sabha elections. Full ep on patreon!!!

The title says it all. Also, Pranav's mom sends a chilling warning to Mango Bae, then we call her to confront her, and much more!

We sit down with hilarious comedian Vishnu Vaka! We talk Mahabharat and goofy Indians. Super fun time, check it out!!!!!

We talk Iran and Israel going at it a little bit!! It's a very will they wont they in the Middle East rn, Full convo on PATREON at patreon.com/mangobae, we love y'all!

We talk: Shogun, Malala collabing with Hillary Clinton, Gaza, and lost more--FULL EP ON PATREON!

Transgender candidate Hemangi Sakhi runs to the right of Modi, some Mahabharata madness--tricky moral tests, transgenderism, karna, and more on the Patreon!

Riddhi Patel goes ham for Palestine and much more--Patreon for full content.

The guardian's super sexy article about India's assassination program, Pakistani army training their national cricket team, fascist fashion, Pranav leans into his curmudgeonly ways, and his unpopular but 100% true take on what's happening in the middle east. Full ep on patreon. We love you.

Pranav and Usama talk about their respective acting gigs and a new. mosque for Hijras (transgender folk) in Bangladesh OF ALL PLACES WOW! Full ep is on the Patreon go over there and get it!

Pranav's brother, Dr. Ashish Behari, is on the pod. They discuss the anomaly of him being an alpha male Indian in America before there were any such role models, stories from when they were kids, him being an amazing brother and human being, and lots lots lotsa fun stuff--FULL EPISODE ON PATREON!

We talk about how Americans IMMEDIATELY pounced like a bengal tiger when they heard Indians were aboard the cargo ship that destroyed the Francis Scott Key Bridge, American tourists terrorizing the Caribbean, reggae music, Usama getting a gift, it's a fun one---FULL EP ON PATREON

We're joined by ouir buddy Ayan Sanyal of Kolkota Chai company to discuss his breathrough business, the struggles and triumphs of being a founder, the Business Insider hit piece on the Juggernaut, and more! Hit the Patreon for full episode!

Our good friend Brittany Carney sits down with us to discuss the Guardian's takedown of ISKCON Don/Self-help Guru to the stars Jay Shetty. Full ep is on patreon!

Go to Patreon for the full mess!

Mughals, timelines of Indian history, conversions, and Modi doing victory laps in the gulf, different aspects of Hindutva, Usama killing it on his Colbert appearance., mahabharat stuff.

Renowned singer Rahat Fateh Ali Khan brings the beat down on his student?! Mango Bae investigates!

Usama becomes Hindu, Mahabharat talk, cow stanning, and India rescuing Pakistani sailors from Somali pirates.

Joe get's recognized as the white voice of Mango Bae, a Punjabi couple shows us what true loves is, Pranav's parents react to Stavros' comedy special. Patreon is where it's at.

Oh yah, the Ram Janmabhoomi temple inauguration, Usama making spicy communal Hindu-Muslim content, differing historical timelines of the subcontinent. Gay. Full samosa on Patreon.

Neko and Usama talk about a recent party where usama gets accused of anti-semitism, other guests annoy them, his anime obsession, and more. Full ep on Patreon! Along with archived episodes, early access, and an invite to our discord server where you control the fate of the podcast!

Full episode on PATREON! along with bonus content, early access, and lots more :)

Pranav discusses how we ratioed a leading presidential candidate on X when he had less than 100 follows (follow him there @pranahaha), the Maldives vs. India Lakshadweep dispute, Sheikh Hasina remaining in power, and a special tribute to our friend and past Mango bae guest, Neel Nanda.

We hang out with our buddy Aaron Mate (Grayzone, Democracy Now) to talk about his evolution as a political journo, what's happening in Gaza, Twitter lore instigated by Pranav, and more!

We've re-branded into a gay podcast. We talk about Vivek and how Nikki looks like Jay Leno. Usama bombing at certain Brooklyn venues in front of fans. Khalistan heating up. Full ep on Patreon!

You heard it--first go buy tickets to Nimesh's show at the Garden, then go subscribe to the patreon for the full convo. We love you.

We drink scotch and chainsmoke with our boy Vish Burra--political fixer and bagman extraordinaire--about his ascent from mushroom dealing to working as an operator in the most controversial corners of the republican party. This is a truly wild episode! Bonus content is on the patreon, along with early release, archived episodes, and much more!

That annoying desi couple tearing down israeli hostage posters get cancelled and fired, the controversy around the world's first plus-sized Miss World contestant, Jane Dipika Garrett, from Nepal of all places, and much more--bonus content on Patreon, along with our archived eps, early access to every episode, Discord server, and more!

The bad poetry of Rupi Kaur, Khalistanis threatening Indian airliners, and when political thought transmutes into mass action you get r-worded results. Full content on our patreon, along with early access, archived episodes, access to our discord server, and more!

Joe almost gets murdered, an anglophile Indian couple gets cancelled for Pali-maxxing on the UES, bonus content on Patreon--along with archived eps, bonus eps, and other goodies!

Brown-on-brown violence in the GOP LET'S GOOOOOOOO!

Stalkers, fans, Zionist freaks and Pali-stans flooding the timelines, and the US plans for regime change in Bangladesh. Full ep on Patreon!

We discuss Hasan's video clapback to the New Yorker hatchet job, conspiracize about Muslims in positions of media authority, Usama's epic bomb at a gala for doctors in Texas, and more!

BONUS CONTENT ON PATREON!

We're joined by our good buddy Jaffer Khan (Tik Tok fame) to discuss the situation in Palestine, bad comedian responses to the conflict, and trump impressions--it's fun!

We got our buddy Gus Tate on the pod this week, discussing India vs. Bharat!

Monkey Men of India, Carrom on ESPN, Indian Scammers enslaving Muslim-Hindu Couples?!

Gnarly indian street food, India locking down rice, old blind ladies being left on planes--it's a fun one! Full content on Patreon!

Anand Wilder is back to talk Indian call center scammers, racist australians vs. "filthy" Indians, and more!

Oh ya, we get into the Hasan thing! Also, Indian assassinating a canadian Sikh separatist on Canadian soil?!!! SPICY WEEK Patreon for the full ep!

Sikh Vigilantes in California, The Veerapan Documentary, Biracial Struggle Up.

FULL EPISODE ON PATREON! We talk the fake stuggle of Indians and Biracial Indians in particular, Imran Khan being imprisoned, Tesla's desi CFO, and more.

Chandrayaan-3 moon lander, Vivek Ramaswamy's debate performance, and lots of trump impressions.

We talk Ohio, growing up white when you're brown, Jason Aldean, and Neel's musical comedy stylings! Full ep on patreon along with archived episiodes, early acess, and more!

Is Bawaal anti-semitic? Oppenheimer in India, Barbie (not) in Pakistan, and more! Bonus content on our Patreon, including archived episodes and early access!

Rajakumari talks about her unique position as a desi rapper on the global stage, working wtih SRK, and her she manifested her dreams! Full ep on patreon--join us over there!

Usama's hajj haircut, the Green Mile, The taliban's new women's magazine! Bonus content on Patreon! Also: early access to episodes, archived episodes, discrod server, fame, riches, life everlasting!

Vivek Ramaswamy on the Breakfast Club, affirmative action, east asians vs blacks vs south asians, Khalistan, and more--bonus content on the patreon!

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We hanging with Lebanese-American comic Emil Wakim, a nationaly touring killer with an excellent Comedy Central special out now! Bonus content on patreon--along with archived episodes, access to our discord server, and more!

This week we have Jocelyn Chia, a hilarious and hardworking comedian who is now wanted by INTERPOL for making a joke about MH370--the Malaysian airplane that disappeared mysteriously. We discuss what it's like to be Public Enemy #1 in Malaysia, having her comedy at the center of a potential diplomatic incident, the limits of comedy, being suddenly thrust into the limelight after years of working as a comedian, and more! Bonus content from this episode and others is on our patreon--super cheap!

Usama has a spiritual awakneing when he goes on Hajj! Wil it last???

Joe has an Indian marrying into his family, an idiotic agricultural inspector in INdia drains an entire reservoir of water to retrieve his phone, transgender rights in India, and more! Full content on Patreon along with bonus epsiodes, archived episodes, early access, and Discord access!

Modi does comedy for Biden, submersibles get submerged, and more!

Bonus content on Patreon!! Also early access, archived eps, and more! Super cheap! Pranav saw a UFO; an Indian dude tries attacking the white house to institute a new global order, and lots more!!!

Brown nazis, latino nazis, Regular nazis, and the writer's strike! Check out our patreon for full and bonus content, early access, archived episodes, and more!

Pranav warned you that this was going to become a new genre of Indian stereotype and he was RIGHT. Indians and air travel. Super junglee content on patreon--se ya there!

The mango boys talk AI this week - its terrifying and you should be scared!!!!!! We joke about tons of stuff in this one, truly fire - check it out!

SPICY BONUS CONTENT FROM THIS EPISODE IS AVAILABLE ON PATREON! We hang out with Anand Wilder (formerly of the band Yeasayer) and talk browns in the rock biz(he's a pioneer), parenting, his solo career and upcoming tour, and all other kinds of Wild(er) stuff!

We hang with Curtis Waters, pop sensation who blew up everyone's phones with his pando hit "Stunning" about how his life changed overnight, his itinerant upbringing, being Nepali, how he wants to live his life, and more!

EXTRA CONTENT ON PATREON!

Usama gets cancelled at an Eid party, fights in Jackson Heights, and lots of other wildness from Eid!

We bring on the hilarious comedian Yogi Paliwal to goof around! It’a fun one! Full ep on patreon and be sure to catch Yogi on his tour!!!

Extra content from this episode is on Patreon!

You know we had to go in on the DL doing DL activities! Plus some other junglee fun!

FULL EP ON PATREON!

We talk the fake nation of Kailas basicaly trolling the sad city of Newark into a sister-city relationship, aBengali journalist who gets arrested for reporting on food prices, and lots more!

FULL EPISODE IS ON PATREON!

The boys discuss their shared passion for muay thai and a telegu student in need of your help!

FULL EPISODE ON PATREON--also bonus content, spicy archived episodes, early access to episodes, and access to our discord server!

THIS EP: Joe has a junglee comedy story; Is Pranav scary?; funny cat names and comedy club names; Hindu meat vigilantes and plane pissers; Usama's special; Pranav wants to be a Hindu nationalist but can't be bc they're too stupid; beef smugglers; were The Smiths Hindutva?; And more--ON PATREON!

FULL EPISODE ON PATREON! 

The boys ate a couple edibles. Desis loving basketball; Brown kids identifying as black; white astrology; pakistan woman's march; complicated feelings towards Pakistan in general; how to properly eat swedish food; Karnataka's bachelor's march; the edibles hit and then the episode ends but what happens after is hilarious--we break down the comparison between china and India and how the karnataka march is a sign of India's similar economic/demographic growing pains (on full patreon ep).

FULL EPISODE ON PATREON! Along with early access, bonus content, access to our discord server, our first 150 episodes, and more!

FULL EPISODE ON PATREON

This is a hilarious episode where we make fun of the Indian republicans running for president--don't be a butthurt weirdo about this because it's fun and nothing more ok? 

FULL EPISODE ON PATREON

This week we talk Shemima Begum--the ex ISIS thot who's now fighting to repatriate herself back into the UK--and lots more! 

Taliban is Bored y'all! We unpack the latest reports about the Taliban being bored with the lifestyle of victorious bureacrats, and much more! Full episodes are on patreon now!

Full Episode on Patreon!

Full episode for Patreon subs! Here's a timecode braakdown of what we discuss:

00:00:00 - summary

00:00:22 - intro

00:00:56 - the south asian countries

00:03:47 - gays and women

00:06:30 - white gay men

00:08:33 - Spanish Jesus and accents

00:09:43 - Modi BBC Documentary

00:16:18 - china, news and the homeless

00:20:52 - Joe as husband

00:24:30 - Modi part 2

00:28:21 - American politicians

00:31:10 - rohingyas

Usama and Pranav talk about Usama's time in Dubai, desi slaves in the Arab world, Indians having no respect for personal space, an Indian guy in Telangana who called the cops on his wife for not cooking him mutton curry (truly the GOAT), beatings: Italians vs. Indians? Probably the Irish. Some amazing movie stories, and we end on the greatest story ever told, starring Pranav's childhood bestie, Neil.

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

This week's episode is sponsored by Baked With Lori (@bakedwithloriny), providing the finest edibles in all of NYC, including Staten Island! This week we hang out with our boy Bassam Shawl, a Kashmiri-American comic who schools us on all things Kashmir. He tells us about protest drama, the origins of the conflict, his personal views, his marriage, his work inside the beltway as a lobbyist, and much more!

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

THIS IS A VERY ISLAMIC EPISODE!

Junglee Story: Usama gets pepper sprayed on the subway and lives through a three stooges moment; Our BoW is Tanya Joya, a former ISIS bride who had an affair with Islamophobic republican congressman VAN TAYLOR from TEXAS. This devolves into a convo about closeted republicans’ choice of gay establishments, why radical Islamists love Texas, Islamic rock music, Usama’s run in with terrorists, Pranav’s run in with terrorists, and much more!

0:00 intro/Russia stop it!

1:20 PATREON SHOUTS

2:30 Usama gets pepper sprayed

12:30 apathetic NYers

13:15 Brown of the Week Tanya Joya

15:58 gay republicans

18:15 ISIS brides are the best

23:15 Texas terrorists

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

We hang out with our good buddy Ismael Loutfi, a very funny comedian who has a special out on comedy central which you should all check out. We talk accents, how he's the Syrian Jeff Foxworthy (just his look), and how he got Muslim-married at 16 so he could hook up with his high school girlfriend. He's super racist against Indians but we love him. All in all a very funny episode!

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Auntie keeps things sanitized: oh did I beat Pranav? Well, let me tell you both a time I protected him! We discuss her favorite profanities, and her denials, her career in espionage, her online stalking habits, and much more!

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

Don’t listen to this episode. Pranav’s mom, who he loves, is on it. Does she love Pranav? Yes. Does she like him? Not really. But she insists that he’s a good boy. She’s not having a great time. Neither is Pranav. Usama seems to be enjoying himself. 

#Comedy #Podcast #MangoBae

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

This week we sit down with Divya Anantharaman of Gotham Taxidermy! Divya is an Indian goth maven who immortalizes the mortal forms of deceased animals not including humans, sadly :(. We talk about how she got started in the business, Indian goths in general, her upbringing in Miami, serial killers, birds, and lots more—super interesting and fun episode! Thanks for listening and remember to subscribe to us on Apple podcast, Spotify, YouTube, and PATREON where you can get hours of bonus content!

0:00 intro

2:00: Miami food is terrible

2:45: Usama’s Uber: Bad French

4:15: the French are losers

6:41: Introducing Divya!

7:25: Jews! Jk jk

8:23: Talking taxidermy!

11:28 Indian Goths

12:48: Origins

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

0:00 Lincoln was all gay

2:25 Patreon shout outs

3:09 Pranav is not smooth

9:58 bad advice/pee boner

10:55 BoW: Praganananda the King

17:49 Usama is a TV star!

We kick thing off with abe Lincoln's sexual habits, the civil war, then shout out the newest members of our patreon family. Pranav tells a story about being very not smooth with a girl, and Usama follows up with some advice on drunken sex. Then we talk about Praganananda, a 16 chess champ who ousted the number one white guy in the world. Then we talk about Usama's recent TV appearances, fame, acting, mentorship, and how to get up on your own dreams.

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

The boys hangout with Bhaskar Shankara l, editor and founder of @jacobinmagazine about: Subhah Chandra Bose’s mixed legacy, Bhaskar’s Trinidadian-Indian origins , the state of the left in the US.

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

0:00 start

2:35 Patreon love

3:40 A Sad Jamaican

9:50 BoW—Brahmdeo the Vax King

19:00 the state of covid today

27:00 Pranav deals with racism

32:00 shut up cable news idiots

Usama has a sad Jamaican Uber driver who just got divorced and fired as a DJ, which was hilarious. An elderly Indian man named Brahmdeo finds the fountain of youth in 8 jabs of the vaccine. Usama’s grandfather died from a bad blood transfusion and his mom hasn’t trusted doctor’s since. Then Pranav talks about being blackpilled by the pando, the flow of information and misinformation. They break down left vs right politics in America. Lizards vs. Gorillas. The correct way to pronounce Ted Nugent. Then they talk about why people can’t just leave each other alone, and how a lack of self-inquiry leads to authoritarianism. Thanks for listening and please subscribe to out patreon and leave us a review on apple podcasts and Spotify!!

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

This week we sat down with the incredible Dhaval Zota, a diamond dealer in NYC! A true Gujju badass, he gets into how to check if a diamond is high quality, what happens when customers try to rip him off (is it murder?!?!), and who really runs them diamond streets. Our Jungli story of the week: Pranav buys a cursed gemstone that ruins his life. Obviously his beautiful mom has to save him from destruction. This ep is a fast paced one full of jokes and gyaan -- enjoy! JOIN THAT PATREON ALREADY FOR THAT EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

These week's episode we riff hard on the Taliban for some reason: Pranav has a book of their poems, destroying musical instruments and beheading mannequins; we talk about Usama's experience with a doppleganger following him around the NY comedy club scene; our Brown of the Week is Gangaram the Crocodile (RIP); discussions around India's relationship to animals, their presence in the ten avatars of Hindusim, camels in Islam, and nature in religion; the problem of being too promiscuous, the energetic exchange and then drain, and the relationship between nymphomania (or satyriasis) and depression.

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

Today we're joined by Pakistani- (American???) comedian Moe Yaqub (@moeyaqubcomedy). Moe tells us how he played the long game to sleep with a woman, and then didn't! Weird, Moe! He also has a weird mix of an Indian-Minnesota accent. How he didn't touch a woman until he came here. We do impressions of Usama and talk about his extra ass charm. Then Moe tells us about he gamed the bureaucracy to get his greencard! Take notes! We also discuss Veerappan, our favorite Indian bandit after Phoolan Devi. He kidnapped a film star(nice), did genocide on elephants (bad), and had a legendary mustache (we stan).

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

Pranav's nephew Sajel visits the pod briefly! Then quickly leaves. We make fun of Euphoria, which is definitely written by Christians. Usama gets detained by the TSA! Pranav shares his own TSA romance/drama. Some crypto talk! Delhi vs. Mumbai! Our Brown of the Week is Jaswant Singh Chail/Darth Jones who tried to kill Queen Elizabeth with a crossbow after announcing it on Snapchat. Usama discusses some romantic woes and the two unpack the tribulations of vulnerability in the arms of another. Love as a constant flux of power, never fully in balance, and feels super bad sometimes! Pranav keeps saying "love is a battlefield".

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

Mango Bae goes viral! Our take on Vir Das set the internet ablaze - we talk some of the hilarious comments on both sides of the issue. Our Brown of the Week is the businessman Ramesh “Sunny” Balwani. He is connected romantically to the disgraced Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes. She accuses him of being abusive - was he really or was he just a super Indian uncle? We then get into the main topic of social media - it is slowly crushing us as a society and we go off on it!!! Finally, we have a Mango Bae Fixes Your Life, where RG writes in and asks for advice on getting over his ex. Join that patreon for exclusive content! Patreon.com/mangobae

Usama gets sexually harassed on the road! Our Brown of the Week is Parag Agarwal, the new Indian head of Twitter, and we discuss the racial backlash against Indians in positions of power. The new Indian twitter. We talk to comedian Vishnu Vaka about his transient upbringing and how being a permanent outside has influenced his comedy. Similarities between rural Andhra Pradesh and…West Virginia? How Apu on the Simpsons was a symbol of representation. In our advice portion for Patreon subscribers, we advise EM on how she can finally get a date!

 Apu, The Simpsons, Parag Agarwal, twitter, hookup culture, shahrukh khan, Amitabh Bachchan

This episode of Mango Bae starts off with a story about one of Usama’s crazy exes - was he in the wrong? Our Brown of the Week is Suraj Kumar, a man who killed his wife with a COBRA?!? Doesn’t get more Indian than that, people. Out topic: Indians vs. Indian-Americans. Desis of the diaspora and South Asians who live on the subcontinent are always squabbling over something! The ones who live in the countries we’re from always bristle when when we Americans weigh in on their issues and we in the U.S. of A. seem to think we have the right to! Who’s in the wrong? Mango Bae jokes it out as always!! Thanks for watching the ep and sticking with us - if you didn’t get your fill from this ep, don’t forget that we have hours of exclusive Mango content on the Patreon at Patreon.com/mangobae. Go be a Mangostani TODAY!