Night Swims Podcast

Welcome. I had COVID. Sorry we were gone, I'm sure we were extremely missed by our millions of fans. Anyways, Doug had the topic this week so you know it'll be bad but cut him some slack. Love you all.

It's part 2. What more is there to say. Douglas is out of town so it's my time to shine. I will rule the world!

Atlantis is a beautiful paradise resort in the Bahamas equipped with over---Oh wait sorry, wrong script.

Atlantis is an ancient "lost civilization" to some, and nothing more than a fictional piece of literature made by Plato. Today in part 1 we discuss the history of the legend and it's literary interpretations. Part 2 comes out next week.

NAZIS. Nah just kidding, well...kind of. Operation Highjump is another secret operation carried out by the US Military, and it's true purpose is possibly unknown. We hope you enjoy.

Hello. Today we have not one but TWO instances of murder where the claim of demonic possession was used as a defense. Arne Johnson and Michael Taylor both murdered someone but claimed they were under the control of a demon, or even the devil himself. We hope you enjoy today's episode.

Welcome back ladies, gentlemen, and were people alike. Today we have quite the unique topic today, and discussed in a way we have never really done before. We hope you enjoy.

We did it. 100 episodes. Thank you to everyone for listening over the past 2 1/2 years, from the first episode to the 99th episode, we have enjoyed every second of it, and we can not wait to make more episodes.

We're one away from 100 baby. This what we've all been waiting for, but for now we have to resort to this episode full of Canada, crevices, and other nature-y things. We hope you enjoy.

Invisible ships, empty planets, donuts & bacon? Confused? Us too. Listen to our newest episode to try and figure all this out.

Flat Earthers. Are they real? Is the Earth even real? Today we're discussing the Flat Earth Society in the modern era. If you're a Flat Earther, please reach out to us. We would love for someone to come on and discuss with us.

We finally covered the Moon Landing. Please, no need to thank us. You're welcome. We hope you enjoy.

Welcome, today we are talking about the mysterious disappearance of Frederick Valentich. I know what you're thinking, this sounds like an Uncovered. Well it isn't. Do you see it titled Uncovered? No? I rest my case. We hope you like it.

We have a brand new Uncovered for you all today, and it is little unconventional. We are joined by Drew Barnett and our youngest guest ever, 14-month old Sawyer. The Sodder Children were 5 children who disappeared on Christmas Eve in 1945. Or did they? Give it a listen and try it solve it for yourself.

Throwback to episode 7 am I right? Anyone? Ok.

Anyways, today we have a trifecta of topics: the Battersea Poltergeist, UFO testing by the US Government, and The Gateway Experience. We also give some life updates, which I'm sure everyone was curious about. We hope you enjoy.

Do giants exist today? Slight possibility. Did they exist back in the day? In the olden times? Again, slight possibility. The Giant of Kandahar may just answer this question. If not, oh well, at least you listened. Enjoy.

Hello all. How is your day? Today's episode is full of mispronouncing, strokes, and...

Well that's really it. The Yeti is real. Or is it true? Feel like I made this joke for the Bigfoot episode. 

It's the Battle of LA, one of the most famous events surrounding UFO in history. And this episode gave us the first bleep in Night Swims history. We hope you enjoy.

If you haven't heard, the CIA just de-classified and release literally millions of documents about UFOs this past week, so that is what we're here talking about today. Hope you enjoy it. 

The Circleville Letters. It's me, Douglas. Jackson is letting me write the description today. This is fun. apuinvpijasnf0iudg. I just slammed my forehead into the keyboard. Bye now.

Stanton Friedman was the original civilian investigator of the Roswell Incident. What's the Roswell Incident you ask? You'll have to listen and find out.

Psst. it's aliens. When isn't it though.

Welcome to our lookback, patent pending. What's a loopback you ask? Well go listen and find out. 

What're you doing here still reading this? Go listen. Please. We need the plays. Douglas hasn't be able to eat recently because our plays are down. It's his punishment.

Seriously stop reading and go listen. I know where you live. My dad works for Microsoft.

What's new, its aliens today. No surprise here. That's really all I have to say.

How bout THAT title?! Way smarter than episode 81. Three episodes really allow the brain to grow. Today we go over 10 Ancient Stones surrounded in mystery. Pretty self explanatory. Lots of Viking theories and Midwest locations. But are these stones True? Or Real? Go listen and find out.

Today we are discussing a lake. But is more than a lake? Or just a lake? Or even a lake at all? Only the Russians know. TYPICAL! Thank you all for continuing to support us, also Jackson is better at the sound board. 

Alexander the Great, one the greatest military figures in human history. Where he at though? No one knows where his body is, in fact, according to records no one has seen his body in hundreds of years. That is what we're here to talk about today. We hope you enjoy.

How bout that title, huh? Sounds smart as hell. Today we are covering 10 Mysteries in Ancient Archeology. That is pretty much it. Sequel to this episode will be next week. Also the intro may sound weird. Go listen to episode 6 of Spill Your Beans to understand why.

AIDS! Did we scare you? Today Douglas is talking about the conspiracy that the CIA created AIDS, we also do some rambling and good ole chit chat but we hope you like it. More episodes coming out this week. 

Happy Halloween! We are here with a brand new Uncovered for today featuring long time listener Dewby "Dewbert" Dewbous. Mr.Cruel is a truly haunting mystery. That's all I've got to say. Go listen.

First things first, thank you to everyone who has listened and supported us over the years. 1000 followers is amazing, and something we never expected when we started this in my dorm room almost three years ago. We're happy so many people have enjoyed listening and we're looking forward to the future.

Oh also, Douglas tells stories, Jackson tells stories, and they get deep at the end. Thank you.

We have our very first ad. Shoutout to Nightfood for giving us a chance, when no one else would. The collaboration of century, Night Swims x Night Food. Check out Instagram to find out how you can get a free pint of Nightfood Ice Cream, and enjoy Jackson's explanation of the Phantom Time Hypothesis.

Douglas has kicked off his own series to celebrate the spooky season. I am not sure what he is calling the series. It's not important. What is important is to remember to enjoy spooky season, because you never know if you'll die within the next year at some point and never get to experience Halloween again.

We got really smart on today's episode. Well one of us did. Actually maybe neither of us did but we just thought we did. Who knows.

Today we're talking about Gloria Ramirez. But also a lot more than that. Today we talk about life, it's meaning, our purpose hear, what our ultimate end will be.

Just kidding.  

ALIENS!! Now that I have your attention, today we discussed more Epstein, the GSK, (oooo whats that stand for) and a fan theory from one our biggest supporters. That is all. Have a good day, except for you Terrance.

(Sing the title like the 1989 Billy Joel classic "We Didn't Start the Fire"). Welcome back! We've been gone longer before, don't judge. Today was kind of a jack-of-all-trades episode. Some laughter, some anger, some love, some tears, and of course......some laughter. That's really it. Love you all.

In our 5th Uncovered, we are joined by long time listener, first time follower of Jackson, Ward Bronold. Is he the best guest yet? Who knows. Is he a guest? Absolutely. Maura Murray was last seen February 9th, 2004, and to this day she is still reported missing. BUT, perhaps we were able to solve it. 

We talk about some stuff thats going on today. That's really it. Basically, Epstein didn't kill himself, the Clintons are the worst, and Aliens are real. 

Douglas came up with the title. He's new to this, cut him some slack. We hope you enjoy, and as always...hugs not drugs.

Welcome back. Jackson here, this is the start of my new "series". Basically I'm just gonna be going over a bunch of alien incidents the next couple of weeks so strap on in. The McMinnville UFO Photos are first up, but don't worry....I am just getting started.

P.S. Douglas sux

Greetings Earthlings, I am Pleeklorb. Jackson has become my human butler. We otherworlders shall rule soon on this planet, as we have on so many others. All hail Garthang, the Destroyer.

Douglas left me. Here is the result. Happy Monday.

We had a little bit of Kool-Aid. But we're rolling with it. Love you

Today, we got a trifecta. Or a quad-fecta (quadta?). Alexander McKinnon, Stanley Meyer, and John Kanzius are considered key figures in the free energy suppression conspiracy. That's really all I have to say. Now, a word from our sponsor...

It is a second throwback episode. Shorter, but denser. Quicker, but slower. Sexy, but even more sexy. To be honest, I can't remember all we talked about so you can go listen for yourself. Or don't, I can't really tell you what to do. But I can suggest it.

As always, today's episode is brought to you by Gary Busey Productions.

Haunted Series Finale. I'm not sure if this was the proper capitalization, but I'm going with it. Happy Saturday, or whatever day your listening.

No description needed. You'll understand soon enough.

I got hot dogs waiting for me. Bye bye

(Insert words here)

Kidding. Hi, its me again. Ok thats all. By now.

I have given up all motivation to write here. Maybe that'll come back in the next few weeks. Bye bye

*Edit*

I did hello if you're reading this. You have found the secret to immortality. Venmo me @ZooForStrays $0.01 if you see this and I'll Venmo you $1. For the description just write "I have found the secret". Congrats, you're $1 richer.

Part 3. This is the way. I have spoken. Love you.

Woo episode 2! Who the hell even reads these though? I could say anything in here if I wanted too. Plus it isn't like people go straight to a description when something comes out. Like when David Dobrik posts a video everyone doesn't go "SHOW ME THAT DESCRIPTION BOB!". Or maybe someone does. In that case if thats you, yes you, reading this right now with your at the very bottom of your phone and ring, middle, and index fingers supporting it while your thumb does all the work, then hello. Ok that is all.

It's our 50th episode. But not really. It's a new series. But is it even good? Who knows! We don't cause we're biased. Enjoy

Keep it hunnid.

You're reading something I am writing as I sit on my couch at 1:54 pm on Saturday, February 15th, 2020. If you are seeing this at a later date, hows the future? I'm going to make lunch now.

I'm too tired to write a description. I don't get paid enough as is. But enjoy. Love you.

To kick off our new year, we brought in resident guitarist and long time pineapple farmer Dawson Resso to discuss with us the unsolved disappearance of Kris Kremers & Lisannae From. Thats pretty much it. Yes we know we suck at posting, but we trying.

Welcome to Throwback, a totally original idea with a totally original name. Whenever they feel like it, the Two Idiots will throw it back to the days of SoundCloud when we talked about whatever we wanted and made everyone turn off the episode after 10 minutes. Today's episode is a rollercoaster of poo-poo; The Night Swims vault, pro sports, reality tv, Shameless, STAR WARS, and much more (I think, honestly I can't remember as I write this). Enjoy 2 hours of pure annoyance, or don't. If you're reading this then Hi. Go listen, and if you already have listened, what'd you think? Too much, too little? Did you disagree with Jackson and his loud ass mouth? Message me on Instagram and lets have a conversation about Michael Bublé's glorious pipes.

Welcome to episode 45, or episode A-Quad as I like to say (I can write what I want on here, don't judge). Today's episode is about alien life evident in ancient art. Ancient art that amazes, by artist aliens astonishing anyone (whoah, curveball). Ok I'm done. It's a podcast, we suck at planning, but it is what it is. Douglas sucks and go listen Zoo for Strays https://open.spotify.com/artist/400xhPOxNJ5Hu6xIv16bxv?si=faV2GXeYQ7qm499_c4eT2w 

On May 26th, 2005, 18 year-old Natalee Holloway went on a graduation trip to Arub with 124 of her classmates. Four days later she disappeared with out a trace. Almost 15 years later, her body has never been found and no arrests have been made. We were joined by Relish the Journey's Myles Biggs to try and solve what really happened to Natalee the night she disappeared.

Its a new episode. What more is there to say? Douglas never writes these and frankly I run out of ideas. So to summarize, Douglas sucks and here's an episode.

Today's episode covers Bob Lazar and Steven Greer. We talk all about alien cover ups, what the government is hiding from the public, and just how credible one man could be. Thanks to Charles Green for suggesting today's episode. I don't know what else to write so here's a smiley face. :)

On the second episode of our Uncovered series, Cameron Bruemmer joins us to try and solve the bizarre case of JonBenét Ramsey, a 6 year old beauty pageant contestant who was found dead in her basement on Christmas Day in 1996. What followed was a case with very little evidence and no true number one suspect.

We are back to give you all an update on where we have been and what our plans are for the rest of the year. Thats really it. Bye-bye.

Episode 40 discusses the Hollow Earth Theory. Much like Flat Earthers or Beliebers, Hollow Earthers believe in something ridiculous and we take a deep dive on what really is going on at the Center of the Earth, and why Brendan Frasier is still down there.

On today's episode, we take a deep dive on weirdus.com. We discuss the Villisca Axe Murder House in Iowa, and the Ghosts of the Tutweiler Hotel in Alabama. Yawning, coughing, and plenty of professionalism follow. Anyways, happy Saturday. The episode is brought to you by Hurricane Barry.

On today's episode, we go live on Instagram,  discuss dinosaurs and Obama as an X-Men, and get distracted too often. Alex Jones makes another appearance and our #1 fan shows up. Today's episode is brought to you by the Dinosaur Church.

Today we are joined by two friends and listeners of ours, Katie Kelley and Preston Hart to discuss their own personal encounters with Katie's "Haunted House". We do a deep dive on all things ghost and Katie shares some truly chilling stories.

On today's episode, we are joined by long time listener Dawson Resso to discuss the Black Dahlia murder. Elizabeth Short was an aspiring actress who's body was discovered on January 15, 1947 in Los Angeles. For decades, her murder has remained unsolved. But has the Night Swims crew figured it out? Or are we just full of ourselves? Today's episode is brought to you by the Biltmore Hotel.

Today, Jackson (the better host), has his own musical topic, and it is way better than Douglas'. What if the Beatles never broke up? What if parallel universes are real? We go over the album "Everyday Chemistry" and James Richards' experience in a parallel universe. Today's episode is brought to you by Ketchup.

Today's episode is straight out of a horror move. The Broadus family bought a home in Westfield, New Jersey with the thought of a peaceful family life in mind. But when someone called "The Watcher" decided to change their plans, a 5 year psychological battle ensued that still harms them today. What does this all mean? Find out on today's episode, brought to you by Milk (idk, I can't think of anything clever.

Today's episode is all about Kanye West, David Bowie, and lots of sidetracking. I don't feel like making a lot of jokes in this description so thats it, thanks. This episode is brought to you by the Fountain of Youth.

Today's episode is about Jade Helm 15, the largest military "training" exercise to ever take place on American soil. But what exactly was the training for, and why did it only last for a couple months? Martial Law, Comets, Alex Jones, and Martial Law. What does it meeeeeeaaaaaaaaan? Today's episode is brought to you by Walmart: "You're not you when you're hungry".

Episode 32 is out now with special guest, William Husting the First, Jackson's brother. Today William shares with us the mystery surrounding the sinking of the Titanic, or perhaps another ship was in it's place? Who knows, definitely not us. Today's episode is brought to you by eMeth.

Episode 31 is out now, and we discuss the mysterious Russian incident, the Dyatlov Pass Incident. Suggested by Andrew Wing, we go over the mysterious disappearance of 9 hikers in the Ural mountains and what may have led to their death. We also discuss movie trailer and candy. Today's episode is brought to you by Krackle.

Our monster series has come to a close. we wrapped it up talking about the Boogeyman, or is it Boogey-people? Frankly we aren't too sure. We explore the tales of the Boogeyman from around the world. Mia stop crying if you're reading this. Shoutout Mia. As always this episode is brought to you by Mispronunciations.

Part 4 of our Monster Series is out now and its a doozy. Join us as we talk for an hour and a half about the Loch Ness Monster, a water monster that as been talked about since the 6th century. But is it a monster that swims in Loch Ness, or as some skeptics believe, "some sticks". We apologize for the length of this episode, and if you listen to it all the way through, Douglas will give you $20. Today's episode is brought to you by Ronald Binns. 

Part 3 of the Monster Series is out now, and Douglas picked the Beavcoon. I'm serious, I'm not even going to make jokes or say "As always this episode is brought to you by...". 

Part 2 of the Monster Series is finally out and we're bringing y'all with us to Point Pleasant, West Virginia where the Mothman has his own statue. Mothman sightings have been around since 1966, but just what is the Mothman? And how the hell did he get a statue before Night Swims? And will Douglas ever read these damn descriptions. Here's proof he won't: Douglas one time I farted on you while you were sleeping and to this day you still don't know. As always this episode is brought to you by Batman.

Our new series on monsters is HOT and ready to go. Today we kick it off with the Wendigo, a mythical man-eating creature or evil spirit in the North Americas. This creature is believed prey on victims using psychosis and have them become Wendigo like themselves. If you or loved one feels affected after listening to this podcast please call 555-555-5555 or email the Wendigo hotline at wendigopsychosisfearwhyamievenwritingthisanymorenooneisreadingthisfar@seriouslyineedtostopmakingthesesolong.com.

Today we are joined by not 1, but 2 members of the KA Fraternity here at South Alabama. But more importantly, we're joined by Night Swims Listeners. New listener Caleb decided today to share with us Agenda 21, a fictional thing in this world that is all too real. Old listener Preston tries to help us fact check this episode. As always today's episode is brought to you by Slap Chop?

We have for you all today, Jackson's passion project that he spent over 30 HOURS perfecting. Listener Spotlight takes time to focus on YOU, the listeners and share your stories with us. We are so happy to finally get this started and we hope you all enjoy it.

Today's episode is the longest and scariest we've ever done. Adam Ellis was supposedly haunted by a dead child named David in his New York apartment, and shared it all on his Twitter. But what all (allegedly) happened? Night Swims very bravely faced down his story, and we handled it like pros. Follow along with us to see all of Adam's tweets and photos at https://wakelet.com/wake/e6275d03-7bce-4789-9961-f3a04723cc71. As always this podcast is brought to you by Twitter Threads.

Episode 23, or 24 depending on if you count the BONUS, is all about dark theories of cartoons. Featuring Night Swims' 2nd in line General Manager, (Insert Name Here),  this episode takes a deep dive in some of the classic cartoons from the 90s and early 00s. Recorded at 11:00 pm on a Thursday, you know its going to be a great episode when we're late with posting. Give us a break college is hard. Ok bye love you <3.

Today's episode is about chemtrails and MK Ultra. I'm gonna make this description short because I don't know what else to say,  just listen to us. We're desperate. Today's episode is brought to you by CIA grade LSD.

Part 2 of Skinwalker Ranch and the actual series finale of our Southwest Series is here. We have a bonus episode, what more can we say? Stop reading this and go listen.

The Southwest Series finale is here with Skinwalker Ranch. This place is considered to be the most scientifically studied paranormal and UFO hotspot in human history. What lies behinds the ranch's fence? Or is it a wall? Or perhaps an alien fortress? Only time will tell. (Just listen to the podcast.) Today's episode is brought to you by Mac's hardware.

Part 4 of our Southwest Series continues with the Marfa Ghost Lights, an unexplained light phenomena with unknown origins, and the Thunderbird, one of the most bizarre urban legends. Douglas got up to earning 60% of Jackson's attention and Jackson got told to suck one. Today's episode is brought to you by Walmart.

Part 3 of our Southwest Series continues with the Black Mist of Casa Grande Mountain & The Dreamy Draw Dam, and we're joined by Honorary Idiot Cameron Bruemmer: CrossFit Specialist and self proclaimed conspiracy theorist. Also discussed is the thought of aliens interacting wth the government and Cameron's own ghost stories. Today's episode is brought to you by Mediterranean Kebabs R Us.

Part 2 of our Southwest US series covers the Sedona Vortexes. These supposed "space portals" can be found all over Sedona, but could they actually something a lot more simple? "Joined" by Gregory Drambour, the Idiots dive head first into what these vortexes are. Tune in next week as we continue the Southwest US series & Douglas learns that Jackson is better at researching. Today's episode is brought to you by the Star-people.

HAPPY NEW YEAR! The Idiots ring in the New Year strong, discussing the most witnessed instance of a UFO event. On March 13th, 1997, thousands of people believed they saw a UFO flying over Phoenix, including the man himself Kurt Russell. But was it a UFO, or something else? Will Douglas or anyone ever read these descriptions that I pour my heart and soul into? I hope so. If you're reading this, thank you, love you <3. As always today's episode is brought to you by Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2.

Happy New Year's Eve! Today's episode is all about the past year of Night Swims (or at least the 15 episodes of the rebranding). The Idiots discuss their favorite episodes, Douglas finds some hidden messages and teaches everyone about the last year in sports. This episode is brought to you by the NBA.

Today's episode is a follow up to last week's Disney theory. Are all the Pixar movies connected? Who is the witch in Brave? What year does Inside Out take place? Why are there so many questions? There aren't any more questions. BOOM. Game changer. Ok I'm done writing this description. Douglas doesn't know what I'm typing right now. Douglas you smell. Today's podcast is brought to you by Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom in Orlando, Florida.

Today's episode features the most research ever done for a certain topic as well as our first official ad. Jackson shares with Douglas and our studio audience the mystery surrounding one of the most famous serial killers in history, the Zodiac Killer. Jackson does almost all the talking and Douglas pulls a Jackson and almost falls asleep. Make sure to follow Southern Closet on Instagram @southerncloset to get all your unique clothing needs.

On today's episode, the guys are joined by Mary Ashleigh and Savannah to discuss the Black Knight Satellite, supposedly a 13,000 year old spacecraft captured on the US Satellite Image. They go over the history of the "satellite" and discuss possible theories of the origins of it, ranging from a communications probe to Sandra Bullock. Future guest Preston Hart makes a surprise appearance and as always today's episode is sponsored by Pepsi.

Today's episode features Night Swims' first ad read, as well as a discussion on the Lost Colony of Roanoke. The boys learn the history of it, as well as learn theories about what happened and discuss ones that are the most logical versus most far fetched. As always, today's episode is brought to you by Auschlitz.