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This figure can impress anyone withtout enough knowledge of tape-dispenser uebersurfing, but the 'botty grump' is indeed very technical and needs many years of practice for perfect realization.

I will exchange my boombox with your horse and a radish. I guess that will feed him for the rest of the day and I don't have time to go get groceries before the day ends.

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What do you want to drink? A beer? They make great cocktails in this joint, sex on the beach? Martini? Something else? Heard their speciality was the Rio Und Dist. Ya, gern.

Get down with it. If you have a grievance regarding the coup from yesterday, tell me. I'm all ears, this wasn't so simple and you know it. We could have lost them if we hadn't been as prepared. Come on, tell me, I'm starting to get impatient.

Yes, Jules was ready for any kind of death. He was confident anything that might happen would have not brokn his nerves and that he would die serenely. He was however not prepared for a random agony, how could he have prepared for anyways?

The funky rabbit decided it was time to turn the idle on and go for a ride downtown. Today was a great day and it wasn't close to being finished.

Hop la hop yoho where the last word he screamed as he jumped feet first into the raging ocean. The sun was up, the sky was blue, it was warm, and this was really the best day to go surfing.

The sun, the moon, both at the same time but a little too soon are flying through the sky. Nothing very unusual, daily business as ordinary. Just another random title.

Robert was a palmyc and he new it, it it why he didn't mind to go to the emphfpagad coffee shop once in a while.

Not only did he run fast but he managed to be in the best of the crew. He maybe wasn't first or second but he did make it to be not only third but also fourth, at the same time.

Common knowledge says there is such a thing as this. But no, this is not something you can so easily define, this is something not so.

Everytime I think about winters, I think about ski. But this time it is too hot, the sky is so blue, the water almost warm, this time I want you to take me to the playa.

At a time where coats are so valuable, where there is nothing else to protect you from the unknown, you better hammer the nail and go before you think of hooking it up to.

While you're at it, just go down butlington street and go get one of those new, enhanced, inoxidable machines. Or better, just go get one unique one, the machine.

One of the smartest animals around is the castor. It has a furry coat, sharp teeth, and a formidable flat tail, ready to bounce.

After the avocado, the tomato, the potato, the artichoke, and the cucumber, there is the carrot. And you must tumble dry the carrot.

Everyday is another day, but the last time he had had a bit more time to get down to it. This was a bit last minute, and it could be well heard.

You can put it in salad sauce, you can use it to make french fries, and you can even use it to make your car runner smoother. But noone never heard of oil in boiling water, maybe except to cook pasta.

Full drive is an interesting option, the ride gets much smoother in the mud, the snow, and on the sand. But the price tag is a bit steep for an option you'd seldom use if you're from the city. Well, the road is full of rocks and you might well get 4x4.

The large v8 engine roared with a powerful background hum. The gaz pedal went down, the tires screetched, the race was on, but this truck, definitely, was a slow truck. Or as the French say, a slow truc.

He had a large beard, strong eyes, a angular mouth, and he moved his head as if he was made of steel. The locals commonly referred to him as 'the steel giant', 'muscles', or, sometimes, and maybe by the more intimates 'manamanomamumo'.

Take the sun. It goes up, stays a while at top, returns down on the other side, and while there are other stars, he is the only one that really warms our atmosphere. And south of the sea it is dry.

"La la la bra la la" she sang, "la la la bra la la" over and over again, until the sky became dark. Then it rained. But she wouldn't stop singing "la la la bra la la" over and over again, until she drowned.

His English speaking got better and better. As years went by, his accent was less marked, his words better carved, but when he went to the casino and got a little excited, he couldn't manage not saying gern at the end of his now traditional phrase. Yes, indeed, the fun house is nothing but gern.

One, you stand up, two you jump, up, and down, three you wiggle, four you scream, five you go nuts, six you smile. Because there are no rules.

It isn't very complicated to understand. You stayed home, to work, I went to get some things to eat tonight. While you where home, I was out. That's it.

Rollin', rollin', rollin', it was a jumpin', runnin', growlin', it was a super, fantastic swingin', a nice and cosy, a fun and rusty convertible trailer.

She just gotten twenty five years old, she was fit, she was slim, but she definitely could maintain some plumpyness at some places, and they where bouncing and bouncing, rolling to town. She wanted to dance.

Not the first, not the last, one in the middle, one that just is boring.

Definitely can't understand what has happened. My computer just crashed indicating a zobelburger runtime error. I don't get it.

It's cold outside, it's not raining, but it's freezing. I keep my hands in my pockets, I want to feel worm. Hi, I'm here waiting for the bus.

Yo can go for a win, you can hope all your sin, you might dream or fantasize the moment, but be prepared, before sleepy woman, steep hill.

It's cold out there, it's very cold, but you know it, or must I say butt you know it, you have to have enough courage, just throw your but out, or must I say just throw your butt out.

Four o clock in sweden, it's winter, it is night, it's tea time. There is no choice, this is tea time while in the moonlight.

All over the place, no reason to hide because it's too late. There was an escape, but now it is too late. It's the static invasion.

It's large, it's fat, it's huge, it's enormous but it's a short piece.

Once every few days, you feel a bit sticky and unclean. There is a specific reason: your hairs are greasy. No matter how hard you treat yourself to keeping the sebum away, you hairs have no escape. Cheers, shampoo for all.

While you stay strong in the face of human insanity, you can't stay still and steady while your heart gets to figure out stupidity. You must scream, and this is it: beuarg.

You know how it is. The sun, the rain, the wind, they all make you feel like your head is bare naked. This is why I always have one at disposal. This is my hat respect it.

This is a special night tonight, it is a special occasion that we must share together and this is why I would like to thank you all for coming.

When the cows are a bit too frantic, when the blizzard is up, when the hills are golden and the grill is red, the urge for a steak is unbarable. So gals and guys, don't forget the lasso, it could serve.

Then again he had to run over the corpse. There was fear in the air, the night was dark and there where nobody around to seek help. What could he do? To run was the only hope. Far away he could guess the lights from the freeway, but hey the hope is nothing, they are too fast. The donuts will get you.

Bee, beee said the small white and soft quadrupedes. Moo, mooo said Sam the big old bearded sheppard in a try to stay convincing. The sheeps however did not understand cow-speak well, and therefore they all jumped off the cliff into the ocean. The water was pretty warm, they spent the rest of the afternoon sun bathing.

This is a fact. There graveyard is full of fun, there are so many things to do. It is a quiet place with space, many nice plants, lots of stones, peaceful trees, benches (important, never forget), sometimes even small bridges and false wells. Yeah, yeepee.

As common knowledge would put it, the objects one states can sometimes be incorrect and thus induce comprehension errors. It is also true that orange juice is not a fruit but from a fruit. Some would even go further as to state it is of a fruit, but I would reply that it is in fact in the fruit.

Really, it's true, I've got that itch. It's really bothering, the more I feel it, the more I want to grab it and scratch it, my right ear scratches me.

Since I was aware of myself, I liked to stay at a distance. It is much more confortable to stand away, to stare at the scene while the others move in and ramble. I like to hide, I like it that way.

Handy as can be, a brass ensemble can not be as powerful without the trumpets of Zunglob. They are mighty loud and mighty good.

That's a happy fact. After years in the no-foreplay zone, we are back on the good tracks with loads of smooth and mellow, tons of pink and purple. It's true romantism is back in trends.

No, it is impossible to make a sausage using only a soapbox. It has been tried many times, that is indeed true, but for each time a failure. This is sad but realistic.

The broom is nice, but it isn't as efficient as what modern technology has acustomed to. There are many new technologies for us modern-men that make our daily life much easier. The vacuum cleaner ain't one of them. It's noisy and still has to be strolled around the house. What we modern homo-sapiens need is A vacuum cleaner for the true revolution to begin.

The animals only come out of the darkness at night to drink at the pond. The predators are however not asleep, and the risk is high for one to come out of the bush and satisfy his hunger. But all the animals want is a sunset and a kiss.

Impossible! It is impossible to have you be freed when you get eaten. You're a trained city oyster, you will never be able to be happy in the open sea. For a sea molusk, oyster heaven is geographically limited, in an aquarium, oyster heaven in an aquarium.

Anyone that sold little seeds in the twenties was automatically catapulted to the higher ranks of society. One of the prosperous ones was named Sam. It was Sam the sesame salesman.

Right here in the savannah, there where many Lions and a panda. No, not Zebras and a panda, not crocodiles and a panda, not elephants and a panda, not monkeys and a panda, no, but maybe giraffes and a panda. No, just kiddin', it was lions and a panda.

Wooh that felt good. Riding and cruising across the lands, driving in a straight line, the slow motion of the cylindrical idle, the purring and the growling where only symphony to me. And I forgot the best, the wheezing of the turbo, fast and nervous, all my mind needed where four wheels and a turbo.

Hell yes, you bet. I'm in.

Red with little black dots on the back, she flies through the skies. From one flower to another, she bounces and bounces up as a fly. In a few minutes she will meet the crow. She then will still be a small lady bug but dead.

They had a few years before of them. The crew was prepared both physicaly and mentally, they had enough citrus to fight scurvy, they knew the prize they could expect if they did make it alive until the end of their journey. They where sailing around the world, and the seas go away.

When you look at yourself in the mirror, it's as it had never been. Your eyes are far, your mind is too, you see your skin and it cracks, it scratches too. The aches, the pain, and your hairs are dark. You've got black hairs, no blond, yes blond. Times change, you too.

Ten years ago it was pretty hip to be out of tune. It was sort of a way to express one's individuality and uniqueness. Now the times have changed, it isn't hip anymore, false tune is out. Out, period.

Breakfast being te most important meal of the day, it is important to have an adequate amount of ll the daily nutrients. Sour grapes and blueberry juice are important in the balancing of your diet. To be fit, this is a good start.

As every first tuesday of the month, the festivities will include some of the most daring acrobats, the fantastic bearded twin swede top models, and as once and always, the ever popular bull parade and slug cruisade, straight from the old tradition of the stubudoriunostaveros tribe.

The whistling of the turbo was constant, the rumor coming from the exhaust pipe added the rest. What a sensation you did get with this fantastic convertible. The roar of the eight cylinders, back and forth, sliding and thumping like precisely. Eightyfive kilometers an hour where nothing, what was left was plentyful.

Slow, brown, with two telescopic eyes, making bubbles along its path, going forth like a snake but without all of its glory, this is not a snail even if it looks like.

Like when in an earthquake, the earth was vibrating. The windows didn't break but the distorted views through the glass gave some weird appearance to the usually calm neighbourhood. Outside, it was chaos. Rumble in the basement, stay home.

The desert is dry, is hot. The sand followed the wind. A few birds of prey where cruising around in the search of some carcass. Everything was as usual, except for the cactus. The cactus was not where it should. Someone had to do something.

Slugs have a strict code of conduct. According to their individual talent and caracter, they will expect to have a job position where they can express themeselves best. The terrible extra midget slug could readily expect to sell soft ice at the local luba park.

Dreaming that she might be coming tonight, he does have a few hopes. He already had tried a few times to get to know her better, but the occasion has never been comfortable enough. Today he felt more confident. This is Jake walking, he is happy end hopes well.

The little white rabbit was confident he could get along with the old Joe bear. He thougt he could go on farting his little carrot farts, the odorless ones, without bothering him. But, wrong he was, oh so wrong, he heard him and a bear with ears is a bear that hears.

Getting old is an everyday job. Today Joe is going twenty five. It is the golden age for an active businessman like him. His carreer is wide open to him and his expectation can be high. It's twentyfive and all the chives.

The smiling faces of tourists are what makes the travel agent purr with content. All they need is a bit of a dream come true, all they want is a bit of a fantasy made of playa and islands.

Monday started rather well, with all the usual work from the week-end easily wiped off. Tuesday was as usual, with no real surprises, calm. Wednesday a bit more surprising with a few last-minute appointments to clear. Thursday was hopeful as the week-end got near. Friday is here to tell us all the week has been rude and the next might be too.

No romantism here. He liked her, she didn't care. There where a few pretending men. They played and he won her playing poker. Simply, and she still didn't care.

Fables and culinary art can mix. Yes, does anyone know about these few receipes that can make all your guests oh so happy. Let's take the ugly duckling cantonese style, or the lesser delicatessen ugly duck cantonese style. They are always a success.

Today, most of us think pancakes grow on trees. No. Let's be clear about this. Pancakes are not made out of old recycled tires neither. They aren't made in hard steel, pancakes are made of flour, essentially.

When you want to say something stupid, something that means nothing but sounds cool, try the following phrase: samba libre move your babay.

Thirsty? We have what you need to satisfy you. Get down to our fantastic bar, say hello to our wonderful barmen and barmaids, and check out that radical mojito on the rocks with lemon.

Be serious. Stop talking nonesense. Get your stuff together and do it. This is the time. Live to your full potential or take a glass of milk.

Moving from a flat to another, every once and then, to get your mind some fresh air, to clean all the angry souvenirs, to make things seem so much better, at least for a few weeks. And even thought sometimes there are snakes in the banana box.

Take two trumpets, one saxophone, a tuba, a few clarinets, and try this out. You will find it rather impossible to get that impossible monophonic note. Impossible.

Programming takes a lot of dexterity, even from Dexter. This guy was shallow. He thought big of himself but couldn't fool his roommates. He did some programming on his time off, but the program was to dry, or hot, or both.

You're hungry, don't be shy. Take a slice of pie. It's full of meat, cheese and onion. It was freshly baked and still has the crusty feeling to it, just waiting for your teeth to bite.

Be quick to respond. This is only a limited time offer. If you send an email fast with your coordinates to the underscribed unknown non-functional address, and we get it, you will catch up yes time, yes, yes time.

In most anglo-european langages, it is simple to say something is great. In Hoppoleggononoyoho dialect it is a bit longer, but this is a langage poets love. You want to tackle a poet carreer, try: mucho grano biggo enormusso. This is how to say it.

You know I don't have anything against you, I even do enjoy your sense of humor sometimes. You do have a chic sense of party, but this is too much, please take your tooth out of my leg.

True, there is no s at the end of confetti. It is already plural in italian. Ok, but this is not very important. What is is that fantastic dessert that are pineapple confettis and cream, or if you prefer, you purist, pineapple confetti and cream.

First on the left, 12 miles north, 100 yards on the left, follow the dotted red line, up the mountains, down on the other side for about 7.3 miles, turn after the big dead tree (there is only one), look for an old rusty tractor abandoned on the right side, this is the road to yellow tank brigade.

In a symphonic orchestra you will rarely find anything like it. You can expect some mean grouping of violins and other stringies, but rarely a complete set of modern drums, double pedal and all. While this holds true for a chamber orchestra too, in a funk band drums are a plenty.

This is a small town. But hey, sixteen times around town isn't nothing. If you calculate the total length of one, it comes to approximatively 15 kilometers, so wow, just multiply this by sixteen and think how boring this must have been for them.

Need say more. He's a latin rabbit. There is however an spelling problem. Does rabbit take one or two b's? Hmm.

This is really a neat feature. She was impressed. Nowhere else did she found such an attractive offer. For long had she been unsatisfied with her week end club life, but know she had learnt that in Zeberzuviskovinskevia there where airplanes to go where ever you want, and for less too.

Working on the field for an impressive twenty years, doc Smithymomokaskoviak has been able to dig deep into the porcupine's unconscious mechanism. Using his models and behavioural tools to go beyond our common knowledge, he was able to state for sure that the porcupine dreams od sweet pumpkin. No less.

I knew you wanted to go and visit Alphonso the royal oak alligator. He works at the top of the Stanley Humby liver building. Just take the third door after the elevator, there he'll be.

In no other langage than French can new musical trends be of such an arrogance to rabbits. For example if you say rap the carrots to a French rabbit, he will show you what it means to mess around with his pride.

To gain a substantial amount of space you have a few practical options. First, you can reduce the size of your herd. Take a few out and you'll get something lighter for your out in the prairie rundowns. Otherwise there is the always fun to do, crunch the herd method. A little sadistic, but so, oh so efficient and humorous.

Common man, you know you where a bit harsh on him regarding the affair. Still you should have made things clear. You should definitely level it up with mjama. But stay cool.

French and sexy is not a goal so hard to reach for most women living in the hexagonal country. Simply wear your high heels and a baguette, and you'll just look as good as you can get. Just beware that the baguette needs to be held with class as many other possibilities could be thought of but not very polite.