Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

We're kicking off the countdown of the Top Phone Taps of 2024 with Jose! Our Phone Tap victim has been unlucky in love to the point that he shelled out for a matchmaking service. So today Jose's calling as that service to tell him he found the perfect Sleeping Beauty for him!

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In your Phone Tap Alexis calls a woman to tell her that she found her boyfriend’s cell phone at a gentlemen’s club and now she not only wants to return it, but also get to know him a little better, too.

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They say you need a killer instinct to be successful in sales, and that means the character Jeffrey is playing in today’s Phone Tap must be the worst salesman on planet earth.

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Doctor’s offices these days are desperate for you to leave a review after every single visit...So today we’re calling a guy fresh off a podiatrist appointment and relentlessly hounding him until he gives us 5-stars!

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In today's Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a restaurant to see if they’ll give him a table in the perfect position to interrupt his ex-girlfriends surprise wedding proposal!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is hiring for a chef at a retirement community, and instead of a well-trained master of cuisine, we’re sending her “Stoner Max” with some genius new food ideas.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting some GOOD NEWS courtesy of Jose calling from her cable company! She’s been such a loyal customer, he's gonna load her up with the worst channels to ever grace the airwaves.

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Brooke is gonna do her best to get under the skin of today’s Phone Tap victim simply by giving him directions in the mot annoying way possible!

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Today's Phone Tap victim is currently locked out of her house and waiting for her husband to call for help... But instead, he called us...And that's why our own locksmith Jose is calling her with updates!

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Would you ever tip a personal trainer? Some would say never, but in today’s Phone Tap Jeff's convincing a woman it would be in her best interest to drop a few bills his way if she knows what’s good for her…

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Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his coworker and now Brooke's calling to tell him she'll be monitoring all the time he spends in the bathroom at work from here on out.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been aching to play Brooke in trivia for months, and today’s her big shot! However, we’re changing some of the rules – it’s BLOW IT or KNOW IT!

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Are you nice to customer service reps on the phone or rude? Today’s Phone Tap victim forgot to say “goodbye” after her last customer service call and so we’re calling to get what we deserve!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is preparing to be the Best Man at his buddy’s wedding, so to help him out Brooke's throwing a roadblock in his way that he NEVER EVER thought he’d have to deal with!

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One woman ordered a new iPad and Brooke's calling from customer service with some of the most intrusive and bizarre security questions she’s ever heard…

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How would you react if your middle school crush contacted you out of the blue? Brooke's putting today’s Phone Tap victim to the test and he better be ready for her affection!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy with a doctor’s appointment tomorrow, and thanks to our AI Medical assistant, checking in has never been more difficult!

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Everything is better when bundled right? Phone and Internet, burger and fries… but what about your eternal resting place? We’ll put it to the test in your Phone Tap!

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In your Phone Tap we call the manager of a popular coffee shop and tell her that her regular staff is gone and its just Old Alan Winterbottom running the shop and he needs some help!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just started a new job and she’s heard what a big deal her boss’s Halloween parties are. What she doesn’t know is that Brooke's Phone Tapping her and she’ll need to sign an NDA to attend!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim works seasonally in a haunted house and Jeff's posing as his boss he’s never met, to try and add some PIZZAZ to his zombie repertoire!

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In your Phone Tap, we’re changing how Halloween is celebrated forever. Is it illegal? Sure. Is it in bad taste? Probably. But that’s why it’s a Prank Phone Call and you can hear it in the podcast!

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In your Phone Tap, we’re bringing a new type of entertainment to Halloween parties this year and it’s all courtesy of German Psychic “Hans Pants”

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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who runs a southern food truck and let him know we’re stepping on the scene and he better clear out or face our Scottish wrath!

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One of our listeners emailed us and said his wife has been making fun of him ever since he scheduled his first ever colonoscopy. So we’re helping him get revenge in an all new Phone Tap!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy and tell him what he thought was an innocent exchange with a sidewalk “side spinner” actually might have put him in mortal danger…

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a BOOMING pet grooming business and hired a marketing firm to help expand. Well, we’re that marketing firm and we’ve got ideas for her on the CUTTING EDGE of shearing scissors!

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Tons of homes have smart speakers these days, but only today’s Phone Tap victim has an “Alexa” that gets hurt feelings when you yell at her!

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In your Phone Tap, we created a new system so no dater ever gets ghosted again! It's so good, it might even replace our Second Date Updates!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she left an experienced electrician in her home to get some work done, however she got our worst apprentice instead and we hope her house is still standing by the time she gets back!

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Nothing we love more than pranking a bride just days before her wedding! Hear the Phone Tap where we’re bringing some uninvited guests to join her fun!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make a return over the phone, but our customer services reps are overworked, and over stressed so she’s gonna have to deal with the multitask-KING in your new Phone Tap!

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In your Phone Tap, Jose's calling as a job reference for a woman, and although he wants to answer all the interviewer’s questions, he's drowning in NDA’s! Sorry bout that…

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In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who has a BIG job interview scheduled soon and she has tips that will get him the job AND save her from some embarrassing confrontations…

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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks a carpet cleaner is gonna be working on her house for a few hours, but Jeffrey's calling to say not only is that NOT happening, but she’s got an entirely new problem on her hands!

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One woman emailed us to prank her daughter, so we’re introducing her to her mom’s new boy toy from Yoga. It’s a ROLANDO Phone Tap!

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In your Phone Tap we call a woman whose airline lost her bag while traveling… the good news is we found it, the bad news is she’ll get it back in about two years!

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In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a mother and tells her there was an incident at daycare with her child, and even though she’s 4 years old it all has to do with college football!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting an uneventful trip out of town but Jeff's calling from his hotel and there’s a few “extra amenities” he should know about before checking in…

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has the perfect idea for a new TV show, and we’re happy to produce it for her, as long as we can change every single thing about it!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to cancel her subscription to her tax software. But thanks to Brooke and Jeffrey’s Automated Customer service, it’s not gonna be as easy as she thinks!

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In your Phone Tap we call a guy who is new to the neighborhood and see just how far he’ll go to make friends with his frisky new neighbors!

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In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a restaurant to see if she can convince the host to blatantly LIE to what he thinks is another customer in the name of saving her marriage.

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We knew two things about today’s Phone Tap victim: 1. She’s afraid of dogs. And… 2. She LOVES the real housewives. Safe to say we hit her vulnerable spots in your brand new Phone Tap!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is stressed out by wedding planning and Brooke's about to make her situation 10 times worse with 20 times the budget!

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In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a teacher who's hosting a career day soon, and while she’s excited one of her student’s parents is a kid’s book author, she should read the books a little closer… 

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Our Phone Tap victim has been unlucky in love to the point that he shelled out for a matchmaking service. So today we’re calling as that service and telling him we found his perfect Sleeping Beauty for him! 

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In your Phone Tap, we were told some HIGHLY classified personal information about today’s Phone Tap Victim and Brooke's gonna reveal it unless he wants to play along.

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When you think of all of our countless Phone Tap characters, which one do you think would be the WORST dog breeder? If you guess Stoner Max then you're right, hear his endeavor in the podcast!

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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy to tell him that the church he booked for his child’s christening is bumping him because the Jonas Brothers are coming to town and you don’t say “NO” to hunks like that!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just had their car towed and on top of that their friends emailed us to mess with them! What a lucky guy!

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Today Jeff calls a dad whose son was recently reprimanded for fighting at school. Whether the dad likes it or not he's got some tips for how the kid can stop getting his butt kicked!

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In today’s Phone Tap we’re trying to get a woman to say a name of someone from her past… and no matter what she says.. Brooke will INSIST she’s that person and pretend to be her!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim lost her water bottle at the airport and we have good news: We found it! But she’ll need to pay our storage fees first…

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Today’s Phone Tap victim always goes to the same place for their anniversary, however, this time it’s under new management: VITO and VINO!

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One of our listeners set up her husband for this phone tap after he accidentally walked into the wrong bathroom at the DMV a while back. Now we’re BUSTING HIM!

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In your Phone Tap, Brooke's posing as corporate HR and letting one guy know that she's seen his social media pages and there's gonna be a problem soon if he doesn’t change his tune!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has no idea who WE ARE, but we know EXACTLY who he is and we LOVE HIM. How will he handle such adoration? Find out in a brand new Phone Tap!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a mail carrier with some peculiar characters on his normal route. Little does he know, Alan Winterbottom moved in and he has some ISSUES that need addressing.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to cancel her airline reservation but Jose's running customer service today and he's not letting a fancy hi-tech ROBOT trick him into doing anything!

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You’ve heard of a barbershop quartet? Well in today’s Phone Tap we’re delivering a very special birthday message with a barbershop CLAP-TET.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining about potholes in the city for weeks and he's finally getting a response from them, because we’ve put our best man on it, Jose!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently was referred to a new dentist, and before his first appointment we’re going to make him as uncomfortable as possible, thanks to Rolando!

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Today we’re Phone Tapping a guy whose brother is applying for post grad schools and put him down as a reference. But some of the stories his brother told us about aren’t adding up…

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What would you do if the MOM of your date called you before you two had even met? We’d guess you’d either run for the hills OR you’d be today’s Phone Tap victim!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of the most enthusiastic parents on the sidelines of the local soccer field, but after some complaints, he’s about to have a new title amongst the other parents.

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What’s the perfect gift to get someone after a nice first date? One of our listeners emailed us to give his date her very first PHONE TAP!

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In your Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a guy who only wants to make a good first impression in his new neighborhood and she's letting him know he’s done the exact OPPOSITE!

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In your Phone Tap, we’ll see how far a woman will go for her first grader, even if it means impersonating a world famous celebrity!

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Seeing your mom get back in the dating pool is always an uncomfortable feeling. And it gets even worse when you find out she’s dating an 80 year old named ALAN WINTERBOTTOM.

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Back by unpopular demand, Brooke’s most divisive Phone Tap character “Marla” is on the phone today, and she’s running the customer service desk at a bank!

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In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a soon-to-be new dad and while he’s about to be out on paternity leave, his replacements don’t exactly inspire any confidence!

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It’s one of the strangest Phone Taps we’ve ever done, and it’s all in the name of pranking someone after they donated to charity.

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In your Phone Tap we call a woman whose son recently performed in his first community play and we have the PERFECT ROLE for him…. As long as his morals aren’t a problem…

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In your Phone Tap we call a woman hosting a big, catered dinner and tell her that her private chef is unavailable but we have a replacement that’s gonna knock her socks off!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim HATES being uncomfortable so we’re calling her restaurant and making one of the cringiest and awkward dinner reservations she’ll ever experience!

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Today we’re prank calling a school teacher and telling him one of his students saw him shopping for groceries, and his food choices are a PROBLEM!

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Our own Brooke Fox is very talented, but ACCENTS are not her strong suit. That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we’re putting her dialects to the test.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim did a shabby job breaking down his boxes in his recycling and we’re not gonna let that fly for even a second!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently renewed his driver’s license but before it’s official we have one more tiny quiz for him to take to seal the deal!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently made a donation to her child’s elementary school but thanks to a little math error, she’s on the hook for 5 figures!!

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Changing your passwords frequently is smart and doesn’t harm anyone, right? WRONG! Your Phone Tap is gonna show you why changing your password is the worst thing you can do!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim works at an Escape Room so she should be the PERFECT person to clue us in on all the juicy secrets before we “go away” for awhile…

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Before today’s Phone Tap victim heads off to her husband’s family reunion, we’re gonna introduce her to a part of the family she hasn’t met yet, and there are some VERY close ties here…

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In your Phone Tap we’re taking the traditional customer service interaction and flipping it on its head and turning the ridiculous up to level 100!

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Some restaurants claim “When you’re here, you’re family.” So they should be cool with us dropping our kids off for a few hours right?

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In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a woman who has a CRUISE coming up and letting her know this isn’t just any cruise, it’s the cruise of an AFTER-lifetime!

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In your Phone Tap, we’re sending probably the worst possible person for the job to work as an InstaCart grocery shopper.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying out dating apps for the first time, and his brother used that opportunity to set him up with us for a PHONE TAP!

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A listener wants us to prank his best man, so we’re splitting those best man duties in the worst way possible! 

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son in day care and recently he’s been coming home EXHAUSTED, so Brooke's calling from the daycare to tell her the REAL reason her son is so drained every day!

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We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven…

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a bit of a reputation for abusing the free samples at the Frozen Yogurt shop so Jose's calling to enact a new policy that only applies to HIM!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim always does their own yard work, but today when they need a landscaper, we’re gonna give them WAY MORE than they bargained for…

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It’s a special occasion whenever we get to do a “TO CATCH A CHEATER” Phone Tap!

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In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a guy who recently checked out a movie from the library to accuse him of leaving some…. Traces… all over her precious books!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been trying for MONTHS to get her kid into a certain class for swimming lessons and she’s in luck, because we know just the ex-British special forces agent to teach the class! 

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In your Phone Tap Brooke's calling a mom and leaving her with a BILL for all the food and drinks her daughter ate and drank while on a play date with a friend

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In your Phone Tap we’re taking the traditional customer service verification and making it more PERSONAL than ever!

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