Roz & Mocha

Would we rather be able to speak every human language or be able to speak with every animal? If we scroll up on the mouse do we expect the screen to go up or down? Did Maurie ever get the TV for his bedroom? What is your favourite Adam Sandler movie?

A large scale butter theft happening in Guelph. Louis Vuitton is selling a $60,000 doghouse. We learn what ‘Gate Lice’ are at the airport. Plus, Roz’s new fancy lawn chairs.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We relove the time Roz got roasted by YOU for how he dressed. Relationship advice and learning how to kiss from a 1911 study.

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, we’ll help with living arrangements, a woman is missing her family since she’s moved away, plus, overbearing parents.

Both Mocha and Shem drop new diss track at each other. Maurie stars in a new episode of ‘My Haunted Home Town’. Shem’s October recap song. The Weeknd is set to act alongside Jenna Ortega. A Helluva Story about a wedding with Zombie Crashers. Plus, we chat with a bunch of kids during their Trick-Or-Treat outing on Halloween.

What is something we’ve always wanted to dress up as for Halloween but never have? Have we ever been cheated on? What do we use to cut raw meat? Who would be in charge in an escape room? Plus, would we rather give up the internet or our pet?

James Van Der Beek shares his cancer diagnosis. Chappell Roan on SNL. Toronto unveils ‘Taylor Swift Way’. Jason Kelce apologizes for homophobic slur. Quincy Jones dies. ‘Outer Banks’ renewed for Season 5 and Donald Trump officially becomes the 47th President.

What advice or pep talk would we give our kids for their first date? Did we watch the new Martha Stewart documentary on Netflix? What is Roz’s favorite thing to do while sitting for hours on the toilet? What was the most recent chivalrous or random act of kindness we’ve done for a stranger? What’s the most common way we greet each other?

Maria on her first half marathon. Maurie chats with Pamela Anderson. Roz found the most disgusting thing in his beard! A funeral directors shocking helluva story. Plus, is 3 minutes to long for a hug at the airport

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We chat about the meaning of the word ‘thirsty’, Roz remembers his dream and we discuss the time Roz wanted Katherine to call him her ‘King’.

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, we dish some advice on leaving for a new job, a problematic condo board and we give out some Christmas gift advice.

Mocha’s big surprise for Roz’s 50th birthday. The Damnits unveil their 2024 Halloween costume. The 2024 Halloween Radio Drama! Plus, Maurie sings with Buju Banton!

Timothe Chalamet goes to a Timothe Chalamet look alike event. Aaron Rodgers says he didn’t eat his own boogers. Maitreyi Ramakrishnan on her ‘Freaky Friday 2’ role. Channing Tatum and Zoe Kravitz break up. Shawn Mendes on his sexuality. Plus, The Dodgers win the world series.

To celebrate Roz’s 50th birthday, we present, The Roast Of Roz Weston! With special guests, Russell Peters, Scott McGillivray and a special performance from Shawn Desman!

What are our top tips for the toddler years? How do we prefer to read time? Military or regular time? If Shem was on ‘The Voice’ this season and all four chairs turned , who would he pick to coach him and why? We know Roz loves a small wiener, but does he ever use a long wiener or a thick one, like a smokie, for any other recipes?

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We chat sitting down to pee, the best ‘freak’ songs and ‘bloody Mary’ challenge!

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – The top songs to play at funerals, the first time you had a date sleep over at your parents house and songs that will always stand the test of time

What emoji best describes the person we are? Does Mocha love wearing hats all the time? What are our goals for the future of the show? What is something we refuse to buy new?

Maurie dyed his hair bright red! ’90 Day Fiance’ star ‘Big Ed’ engaged again. Are we sick of the tip prompt on debit machines? Madison Goodwin’s Helluva Story about her nipple falling off!

Shem’s instant song about ‘Booty’. Dina Pugliese stops by to talk about her beauty line. We chat about the new game ‘Zorse’. We get reaction to the Leafs losing Game 1 of the season.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We celebrate stupid question day with THE Bill Nye. Reliving a debate on naps and have we ever consensually grinded up on someone?

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, we dish out some advice on how to deal with a hard-to-get man, a partner who loves to spend too much money, plus, confusion in a relationship.

We celebrate Maria’s dog Romeo’s birthday. We try the ‘Doe, Ray, Me’ Tiktok challenge. Chef and star of ‘The Bear’ Matty Matheson joins us to talk about his new cook book.

‘Heartstopper’ author Alice Oseman sits down with Maurie for an emotional chat. JellyRoll wants to sing forever. Sum 41’s Deryck Whibley alleges abuse by former manager. Damnit Matthew’s reaction to the Leafs first loss of the season. Netflix’s hot and steamy Christmas movie.

When are we the most tired? If we could shop at one store for 30 minutes what store would it be? Are we ready for Halloween? Do we prefer to watch movies in the theatre or at home? Do we hold hands with our partners?

Did Roz ever go to a Diddy party when he worked for ET Canada? If life didn’t happen, could we have gone pro in something? What’s something big or small that we have accomplished recently? Do we like to fold our clothes as soon as they come out of the dryer to prevent wrinkles or leave them until you’re ready to get them?

We talk to a fan who's marrying her high school sweetheart, who was ALSO her high school teacher. Is the key to a successful relationship sleeping with separate blankets? Not one, but two rounds of Suck And Pass. We'll attempt to break the Fastest Reader World Record.

Who sleeps with their phone under their pillow? Someone with secrets, that's who. We check in with The Queen after firing her Royal Bra Fitter. If a newlywed couple break up within a year, should they return the cash gifts from the wedding? The most anticlimactic and sad Tug Of War match ever. Plus 5 IN 7, and Ask Roz & Mocha.

She Bangs! The new American Idol won't air 'bad and embarrassing' auditions - William Hung weighs in. How to get out of Jury Duty. Roz has Shingles... In his eye. The sadness of turning 40, And what happens when your anniversary gift falls flat?

Is it an overstep to ask a co-worker to scratch your back? The return of Rub It On My Face. Is it cool to use a fake 'Back In 5 Minutes' sign in your car to get free parking? "Did I DO That...?" Bad Kid Jokes, and weed - a LOT of weed.

The Ultimate Collection of Roz & Mocha Show Original Games. 'PINCHED!' Often called "Torture Trivia" or "The Game Of Pain". The frequently duplicated (we're talking to you Ellen) high pressure quiz '5IN7'. And of course 'Rub It On My Face'. R&M FTW!

You bring wine to a dinner party & it's not opened, can you bring it home? She said 'YES'! A R&M fan proposes to his girl. Funnelling Swiss Chalet Sauce. R&M answer fan questions. A guy on Craigslist tries to rent out HALF his King Size Bed.

Are you supposed to wear underwear under Long Johns? Or ARE Long Johns underwear? Sex with ghosts is real and it's ruining marriages. People would pay $1,445 to make all the stress of the holidays go away. Whats the right way to cut a piece of toast?

Can glass really break if you hit the right note? Are we really supposed to believe that Paper beats Rock? Is hanging a bag of garbage on your neighbour's door-- that they left on the floor of the trash room-- the most passive aggressive response ever?

We try to break the world record for how many straws you can put in your mouth at once - which is 459. Maurie and Mocha bet on the AMA's and the stakes were high! Loser massages the winner. Kid Jokes, The Queen and the world's biggest slice of pizza!

29% of Americans think pie is better than cake! A study revealed that nagging moms have kids that grow up to be more successful than kids who didn't have a nagging mother. If you invite people over and order food, is it expected that your guests pitch in?

BLOODY MARY BLOODY MARY BLOODY MARY! Is there a right way to stack a hamburger and should the cheese ever go BELOW the burger? We're back with another round of 5IN7. The right and very wrong ways to ask for free stuff. And 'Couple Costumes' Yes or No?

75% of people believe in at least one paranormal thing (big foot, ghosts etc.) If you're invited for dinner at a friend's place during the week, how late should you stay? We talk to the Queen about her first meeting with 'Suits' star Meghan Markle.

A Roz & Mocha game called Pinched is played! Mocha has never heard of the group ABBA and fans LOST IT on him. The CRA scam is now a voicemail and threatens to have you arrested. Did an author from the 1800s predict Trump, Russia and America's downfall?

Too old to Party? Clubbing at 7pm so you can be home in bed by 10pm is now a thing! Is the key to happiness dating a short guy? Popping pimples gives you the same thrill as riding a roller coaster. And is it ever okay to date a friends ex?

A Redditor asked what the most disgusting food combinations are? We've got the ingredients and try some out ! We play a game called 5 In 7! Is it ok to take another guy to the symphony other than your spouse? Would you pass a love test from the 1920's?

Drake unfollows Lebron James. Ludacris on a quest to find the best water. The controversy around Maurie’s work bag. Vince Carter on his number being retired by the Raptors.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – What we'd look like in 1981, sexy male body parts and dating crazy people!

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, moving in with family, concerns of losing friends & revenge in separation.

The SHOCKING amount Travis Kelce spent on Patrick Mahomes’ birthday. What is sleepmaxxing? Maurie chats with Jason Segel about ‘Shrinking’ season 2. Shem’s September recap song.

The Menendez family are NOT happy with Netflix ‘Monsters’ show. RIP Dikembe Mutombo and Pete Rose. Oasis are coming to Toronto! Shawn Mendes opens up about love for Camila Cabello. Raptors retiring Vince Carter’s number. Madonna is back in studio. Will Smith can clear a room with his farts!

Do you kiss with your eyes open? Reve’s SHOCKING story of her song ending up in a adult video! ‘Blues Clues’ star Steve checks in with everyone. Terrence Howard’s shocking way he taught his son to drive.

If we could name our brain, what would we name it? What’s our most-watched movie? Do we listen to music when we are home doing tasks? If we had to give up coffee or alcohol, which one would we choose?

Do we change our clothes as soon as we arrive home? Did Roz take anything from ET Canada when he left? If we could remove one food item from existence, which one would we pick? Is there a snack food that we loved as a kid, but hate as an adult?

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We revisit a very funny interview between Maurie & Michael Cera. Do you dance at concerts & Mocha and DJ Clymaxxx were once on Tinder!?

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, a wedding gift dilemma, still having feelings for an ex, plus, forgiving someone for their cheating ways.

An emotional moment between Maurie & Kelsey Grammer. Tate McRae on NOT being followed on IG by her boyfriend. Jason’s Helluva Story about being slammed by a whale.

Sylvester Stallone buys a house for his daughters. Shohei Ohtani breaks his own record. Ryan Murphy defends ‘Monsters’ series. William Nylander on the Prime ‘Face Off’ documentary. Toronto Raptors’ Scottie Barnes is accused of cheating. New music from Lady Gaga. Plus, Maurie chats ‘Heartstopper’ Season 3 with Joe Locke!

Is an open door on or off? If we were the lead singer of a band, what would the band be called? Would we let delivery people use our bathroom? Do we have road rage? Plus, our favorite quote from a movie.

If we could only communicate using animal sounds for a day, which animal would we choose? Does Dammit Matthew still believe that the podcast needs a subscription the condo can't afford? What is our favourite thing to get at a buffet? If we have to pass gas in bed with our partner, do we go to the bathroom or just do it while in bed?

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We learn how young people don’t like the bone when it comes to chicken wings. We chat tanning and taking selfies.

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s , what do you do when you’re burnt out at work? How to connect with your students as a new teacher? How to get over a break up and move on. Plus, dealing with family siding with an ex after a break up.

Roz thought he was getting arrested! We try pickles and Kool-aid! What are ‘Sonic Logos’? Maurie chats Transformers with Keegan-Michael Key! Plus, Prince Harry got $10 million for his birthday?!

The Rock has a wild party trick. Justin Timberlake gives a statement after DWI case. Lil Wayne breaks his silence on Super Bowl Half Time Show snub. Miley Cyrus being sued. Diddy arrested. We’re with Willem Dafoe & JK Simmons on the TIFF red carpet for ‘Saturday Night’. Lottie Moss talks Ozempic. What is the 666 rule? Plus, Eric Roberts apologizes.

Do we have any family heirlooms? What meals remind us of our childhood? Have we ever done a DIY project? How were we as students in school?

Why has Maurie not gotten a part time job if he's so poor? Do we pull into parking spots or back in? What’s our favourite artificial fruit flavor? Roz and Mocha have multiple tattoos, what is their favorite tattoo? Do we keep purchase receipts and how long before discarding them?

Roz & Mocha original game ’30 Seconds Or Less’ with ‘the Old Man Challenge. Plus, the controversy it caused. Dave Grohl as a kid outside of his marriage. Fyre Fest 2 will happen. Diddy is selling his Beverly Hills mansion for $60 million.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We celebrate National Unfriend Day, Blue Monday and the rules of ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors’.

In this weeks Roz and Mocha FML’s: how to handle an unruly 13 year old, no luck in the dating world, thinking you can date co-workers, plus, being ripped off by a contractor.

Snoop Dogg gives us his rules of life. We’re at TIFF with Ben Stiller, Julianne Moore, Don Cheadle, Kevin Kline, Bill Murray, Kate Hudson! Gayle King might have eaten a piece of pie someone else already started, and, did Maurie meet J.Lo?!

Beyonce shut out of Country Music Awards. Linkin Park announces a new lead singer. PWHL unveil new team names. We’re at TIFF with Tilda Swinton, Giancarlo Esposito, Paul Rudd, Selena Gomez & Pharrell Williams! RIP James Earl Jones. Plus, Taylor Swift endorses Kamala Harris.

What is the furthest road trip we’ve ever been on? What song do we have on repeat in the car right now? What is the best way to do dishes?

Have we ever gone a day without wearing underwear? What are some of the most rewarding aspects of being a radio host? If we had to choose between only fruits or only vegetables, what would we pick? As far as injuries go, would we rather have a cut or a bruise?

Shaq on how he fumbled a chance with Halle Berry. A shocking number of people don’t wash their feet. Meghan Markle’s Toronto house is for sale. Joey Chestnut defeats Kobayashi. Plus, we find out from Shem’s family what he was REALLY like as a kid.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – Getting hurt at an arcade, Actor John Cusack critiques Maurie's voice and the sexiest parts of Maurie's body

This week with Roz and Mocha’s FML, parents who guilt trip, asking for help at work and an UPDATE on love!

GAMES WEEK with a round of ‘5IN7’, ‘Mouth Charades’ & ‘Name That Quarantune’!

NHL player Johnny Gaudreau tragically passes away. Snooki on the TRUTH of some ‘Jersey Shore’ scenes. Adele is taking a LONG break from the stage. Toronto Maple Leaf John Tavares is taking the CRA to court! The reviews are in for ‘Joker 2’! Plus, the effect clean dishes has on Katy Perry.

Celebrating 15 years of the Roz & Mocha Show! With your calls, Roz and Mocha’s parents and more!

Who doesn’t wear a watch on the show? Who does the most driving in your home? Maria’s Greek mystery man. Plus, the best piece of advice we’ve ever received.

If we met our current partner right now, do you think they would date the current version of you? Who taught us how to drive? If everyone on the Roz and Mocha show were social media influencers, who would get cancelled first? What is a food people would be surprised to know you enjoy ?

Why is Mocha done with hotdogs? What are the least attractive hobbies for men? Our reviews of the new Lady Gaga & Bruno Mars song and Maurie chats with kids about going back to school!

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We chat showers and flop flops, timeless songs and what is the greatest thing in your life right now?

In this weeks Roz and Mocha FML segments , A wedding family drama, getting a job while going to school, rude parents and a question on whether to finish school or focus on work?

We chat with Catherine O’Hara and Jenna Ortega for ‘BeetleJuice BeetleJuice’. ‘Deadpool’ deleted scene gives MAJOR spoiler! Shem’s August recap song. Why did Roz cry FOUR times at home? And Maurie learns the rules of the streets of NYC.

Chris Hemsworth plays drums during Ed Sheeran show. Justin Bieber is a dad! Mariah Carey’s mom passes away. WWE legend Sid Vicious passes away. Robert Downey Jr. is set to play ‘Dr Doom’. Danny Jansen plays for two MLB teams in one game. ‘Yellowstone’ might return for season 6. Plus, the TSA says peanut butter IS a liquid.

Do our neighbors know what we do for a living? What would be our Top 3 dishes to bring or to serve at a party? How early do we like to get to the airport before departure? Who would get the most meat out of a whole lobster? Is there anything you've never tried before but think you'd be good at if given the chance?

What is our standout summer memory from when we were a kid? If we could get a weird tattoo without consequences what would it be? Would we rather have hands for feet or feet for hands? If we could have a themed room in our house, what would the theme be?

We play a round of ‘Name That Quarantune’! Mark Wahlberg tells us everything he’s eaten so far today. Channing Tatum on working with his fiancé Zoe Kavitz. Alessia Cara joins us in studio to talk new music!

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We’re reloving the time Mocha’s mom came in studio for his birthday. We chat breakdancing and Roz doesn’t do up his fly at home.

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, how to handle not getting a deserved promotion. Living with a roommate you don’t get along with. Constant dog pee on your well-kept lawn. You want to get married, but he doesn’t!

Canadian Olympic gold medalist Ethan Katzberg joins us! A couple in New York are charging people to attend their wedding. Roz was a house husband during vacation. We’re with Summer McIntosh when she arrived home. Plus, The Damnits with another ‘Roz & Mocha’s Very Hard Things’!

Harrison Ford chats ‘Red Hulk’. Robert Downey Jr. will play Doctor Doom. Auston Matthews is the new Leafs captain. Maurie chats with Summer McIntosh. Jimmy Kimmel will not be back as Oscars host and explains why. John Cena chats retirement.

Seeing as Mocha is a big fan of the WWE, who does he think he could take on? If we could spend one day with one of our parents when they were 21, who would we choose? Does Roz’s brother Richard already have his Halloween costume picked? Would you rather live alone or with someone you hate?

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – The legendary Daniel Radcliffe reads Maurie’s poem & we chat best karaoke songs!

If we had to choose one song to wake up to forever, what would it be? Did we all know each other before working on the show? What is our go-to summer snack? If we could create a holiday what would it be?

Is Justin Timberlake the holdout for an NSYNC reunion? A round of ‘Mouth Charades!” ‘Hello Kitty’ is not a cat! Canadian Olympian Nathan Murray joins us. What makes the perfect hotdog? Plus, Travis Scott causes an earthquake!

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We chat about hugs, plus, things get awkward when Maurie has to go to Roz’s house to wake him up!!

In this week’s Roz & Mocha FML’s , someone is running out of ideas on how to entertain 3 kids. How to meet new people when you’ve moved to a new city. Getting into a relationship with your neighbour and weighing out the options of a new job offer.

On the ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ red carpet with Ryan Reynolds & Hugh Jackman! List of songs that excite White people. Maurie chats with Josh Hartnett about ‘TRAP’. Shawn Mendes teases new music. How much money does Prince William make?

Renaming some Toronto streets to ‘Taylor Swift Way’. Kate Hudson says Matthew McConaughey smells. RIP Bob Newhart. Kim Cattrall not returning for ‘And Just Like That’. Testing Sex Beds at Olympics. Alessia Cara drops a new song and The Weeknd teases new music. Celine Dion & Lady Gaga to perform together at Olympic Opening Ceremonies.

If we could turn any everyday activity into an Olympic sport, what would be the most ridiculous event? What fashion item would we like to see make a comeback? What is the biggest animal that we would fight with our bare hands? What is everyone’s favourite thing to do to unwind after a long day at the studio?

What is the meaning of ‘Man Code’? Favourite food that you can't live without? Camping with tents or an RV? What is a must have for your new home? Would you rather get a 20% raise or fire someone you work with and they would never know it's you?

The Damnits go to a pottery class and recreate one of the iconic scene from the movie ‘Ghost’. Shem claps back with another diss track to Roz. Alessia Cara teases a new song. Roz trims down his body hair and the birds steal the hair. Plus, new music from Jelly Roll for the ‘Twisters’ movie.