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This week on Teach Me Daddy, we are learning how to speak Chinese! Specifically Mandarin! Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano learn with Manhattan Mandarin ! We are joined by Jamie and Yijia Geng to learn how to say a few things in Mandarin! In this fun and educational ep, the Daddies dive into the world of Mandarin! Join as they learn how to say simple phrases like "hello" and "thank you," and even count to ten in Chinese! Along the way, they explore the fascinating differences between English and Chinese, discovering that English grammar might actually be tougher than Mandarin’s! Whether you’re new to the language or just curious, come learn alongside Matteo and Chris in this language-packed episode Manhattan Mandarin is a school where no matter what age, can come learn Mandarin! Whether in schools, students' homes, in the office, online, or on our immersion-excursion China trips, our teachers and tutors have helped thousands of students of all ages master the Mandarin language on their own unique paths to fluency. They ensure our private lessons and our Mandarin classes are tailored to each student's needs and goals. Check them out!! 👉https://www.manhattanmandarin.com/ LEARN ALONG WITH THE DADDIES!!! 💁🏻‍♂️Support the show by supporting our sponsors!🙆🏼‍♂️ HELLOFRESH : https://HelloFresh.com/teachmedaddykids AND kids eat FREE! Unlock this exclusive offer. One free kids’ meal per box for two months while subscription is active. MANSCAPED: https://manscaped.com promocode TEACHME and get 20% Off and Free Shipping on your order BLUECHEW: https://BlueChew.com, promo code TEACHME to receive your first month FREE FOLLOW US! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://x.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 💁🏻‍♂️ Matteo Lane Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/matteolane/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@matteolane Website - https://matteolanecomedy.com/ 🙋‍♀️Our Producer Venetia AKA V Website - https://www.venetiageras.com/ Twitter - https://X.com/venetiaageras Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ #comedy #podcast #advice ---- Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they dive into the hilarious and often unpredictable world of everyday life skills and lessons. In each episode, Matteo and Chris take turns teaching each other something new, from the mundane to the outrageous, all while keeping the laughs coming. Whether they’re tackling the challenges of changing a diaper, mastering the art of cooking, exploring the intricacies of douching, or delving into fascinating historical anecdotes, Matteo and Chris bring their unique comedic flair to every topic. With their quick wit, candid humor, and genuine camaraderie, "Laugh and Learn" promises to be an entertaining and educational journey that keeps you laughing while you learn something new every week. Tune in for a fun-filled exploration of life’s lessons, one episode at a time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Teach Me Daddy, we are learning how to dance! Not just any dance, but ballroom dance! Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano learn with @fredastairedancestudios-ne6812 , Artur Sveshnikov & Svitlana Gliebova from Ukraine! They know their Waltz pretty good. Did you know that the waltz originated in the late 18th century in Austria and Germany. It evolved from the folk dance known as the "Ländler" and gained popularity in Vienna's ballrooms! It's now getting popular with the Daddies as they break down this dance and then do the steps together. Solo! They even learn how to dip! It's a fun episode where you learn how to be a lady or a gentleman and that with patience you can learn too how to dance! Check out this episode and check out Artur and Svitlana 👉https://www.fredastaire.com/ny-downtown/ 💁🏻‍♂️Support the show by supporting our sponsors!🙆🏼‍♂️ SHOPIFY 👉 Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopIfy.com/teachme TUSHY 👉 Over 2 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code TEACHME at https://hellotushy.com/TEACHME #tushypod MEUNDIES 👉 https://meundies.com/teachmedaddy for 20% off, plus free shipping. MeUndies—comfort from the outside in! FOLLOW US! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://x.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 💁🏻‍♂️ Matteo Lane Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/matteolane/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@matteolane Website - https://matteolanecomedy.com/ 🙋‍♀️Our Producer Venetia AKA V Website - https://www.venetiageras.com/ Twitter - https://X.com/venetiaageras Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ #comedy #podcast #advice ---- Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they dive into the hilarious and often unpredictable world of everyday life skills and lessons. In each episode, Matteo and Chris take turns teaching each other something new, from the mundane to the outrageous, all while keeping the laughs coming. Whether they’re tackling the challenges of changing a diaper, mastering the art of cooking, exploring the intricacies of douching, or delving into fascinating historical anecdotes, Matteo and Chris bring their unique comedic flair to every topic. With their quick wit, candid humor, and genuine camaraderie, "Laugh and Learn" promises to be an entertaining and educational journey that keeps you laughing while you learn something new every week. Tune in for a fun-filled exploration of life’s lessons, one episode at a time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Teach Me Daddy, Matteo & Chris learn more about the world of romance and intimacy! The guys are talking bonding! really BDSM! With the help of an intimacy coach, they explore the often unasked questions about submissive play. Check out Leandra! Intimacy with Leandra who is helping individuals & couples live their most unapologetically juicy lives! 👉https://www.intimacywithleandra.com/ Support the show by supporting our sponsors! BLUECHEW 👉Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code TEACHME at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s https://bluechew.com/ , promo code TEACHME to receive your first month FREE. https://bluechew.com/ NEVEN 👉 Check out https://neveneyewear.com/discount/DADDY for quality shades at great prices. FOLLOW US! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://x.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 💁🏻‍♂️ Matteo Lane Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/matteolane/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@matteolane Website - https://matteolanecomedy.com/ 🙋‍♀️Our Producer Venetia AKA V Website - https://www.venetiageras.com/ Twitter - https://X.com/venetiaageras Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ #comedy #podcast #advice ---- Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they dive into the hilarious and often unpredictable world of everyday life skills and lessons. In each episode, Matteo and Chris take turns teaching each other something new, from the mundane to the outrageous, all while keeping the laughs coming. Whether they’re tackling the challenges of changing a diaper, mastering the art of cooking, exploring the intricacies of douching, or delving into fascinating historical anecdotes, Matteo and Chris bring their unique comedic flair to every topic. With their quick wit, candid humor, and genuine camaraderie, "Laugh and Learn" promises to be an entertaining and educational journey that keeps you laughing while you learn something new every week. Tune in for a fun-filled exploration of life’s lessons, one episode at a time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they embark on a hilarious and enlightening journey into the world of romance and intimacy. With the help of an intimacy coach, they explore the often unasked questions about gay and straight love. Check out Leandra! Intimacy with Leandra who is helping individuals & couples live their most unapologetically juicy lives! Has Matteo ever been with a woman? Has Chris ever been with a man? The intimate times these two share with cucumbers and spoons are both hilarious and eye-opening! They learn a lot about a woman's body and what excites men. Dive into their journey as they discover how to be patient with their bodies and communicate better with their partners. Support the show by supporting our sponsors! BETTERHELP 👉This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TMD and get on your way to being your best self ZOCDOC 👉stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to  https://www.zocdoc.com/teachmedaddy BABBLE 👉Here's a special, limited time deal for our listeners.Get up to 60% off your Babbel subscription - but only for our listeners - at https://www.Babbel.com/TEACHME FOLLOW US! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://x.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 💁🏻‍♂️ Matteo Lane Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/matteolane/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@matteolane Website - https://matteolanecomedy.com/ 🙋‍♀️Our Producer Venetia AKA V Website - https://www.venetiageras.com/ Twitter - https://X.com/venetiaageras Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ #comedy #podcast #advice ---- Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they dive into the hilarious and often unpredictable world of everyday life skills and lessons. In each episode, Matteo and Chris take turns teaching each other something new, from the mundane to the outrageous, all while keeping the laughs coming. Whether they’re tackling the challenges of changing a diaper, mastering the art of cooking, exploring the intricacies of douching, or delving into fascinating historical anecdotes, Matteo and Chris bring their unique comedic flair to every topic. With their quick wit, candid humor, and genuine camaraderie, "Laugh and Learn" promises to be an entertaining and educational journey that keeps you laughing while you learn something new every week. Tune in for a fun-filled exploration of life’s lessons, one episode at a time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Teach Me Daddy, Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano learn how to make Chrissy's famous breakfast waffles!! This isn't your typical waffle-making session—Chris's approach is a bit all over the place, but that's what makes it fun! These waffles are more like delicious sandwiches, packed with a variety of ingredients that you wouldn’t normally find in traditional waffles. Chris's special waffles include a flavorful mix of peanut butter, creamy yogurt, coconut oil, rich chocolate, almond spread, honey, and a sprinkle of cinnamon. Despite Chris's enthusiastic efforts, it seems like there might be some ingredients missing! Can you guess what they are? Listen to this podcast and see if you can recreate these eclectic waffles at home. As Matteo tries to follow along, he quickly realizes that this is more about assembling ingredients rather than cooking. The process is chaotic, but the end result is incredibly yummy. The episode is filled with laughter, fun moments, and the joy of trying something new. In the end, the Daddies enjoy making and eating these unique waffles, proving that sometimes, the best recipes are the ones that are a little unorthodox. Join Chris and Matteo on this culinary adventure, and don't forget to let us know if you managed to recreate these special waffles at home! Support the show by supporting our sponsors!! TUSHY 👉 Over 2 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code TEACHME at https://hellotushy.com/TEACHME #tushypod PZAZ 👉 Stay fresh, stay alert, and stay fabulous. Go to https://pzaz.com/teachme to get 25% off any purchase of Pzaz or go to https://pzaz.com promo code TEACHME NEVEN 👉 Check out https://neveneyewear.com/discount/DADDY for quality shades at great prices. 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://x.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 💁🏻‍♂️ Matteo Lane Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/matteolane/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@matteolane Website - https://matteolanecomedy.com/ Our Producer Venetia AKA V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com/ Twitter - https://X.com/venetiaageras Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ #comedy #podcast #advice ---- Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they dive into the hilarious and often unpredictable world of everyday life skills and lessons. In each episode, Matteo and Chris take turns teaching each other something new, from the mundane to the outrageous, all while keeping the laughs coming. Whether they’re tackling the challenges of changing a diaper, mastering the art of cooking, exploring the intricacies of douching, or delving into fascinating historical anecdotes, Matteo and Chris bring their unique comedic flair to every topic. With their quick wit, candid humor, and genuine camaraderie, "Laugh and Learn" promises to be an entertaining and educational journey that keeps you laughing while you learn something new every week. Tune in for a fun-filled exploration of life’s lessons, one episode at a time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Teach Me Daddy, Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano learn how to draw! Matteo, a skilled artist and graduate of the School of the Art Institute of Chicago, guides Chris through the process of drawing Ursula from Disney's The Little Mermaid. Chris, who loves to learn, puts his own unique spin on the character. Chris's Ursula might look a little different, but that's all part of the fun! Take a moment to listen and WATCH this episode to see their artistic journey unfold. BLUECHEW 👉Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code TEACHME at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s https://bluechew.com/ , promo code TEACHME to receive your first month FREE. NEVEN 👉 Check out https://neveneyewear.com/discount/DADDY for quality shades at great prices. 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://x.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 💁🏻‍♂️ Matteo Lane Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/matteolane/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@matteolane Website - https://matteolanecomedy.com/ Our Producer Venetia AKA V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com/ Twitter - https://X.com/venetiaageras Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ #comedy #podcast #advice ---- Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they dive into the hilarious and often unpredictable world of everyday life skills and lessons. In each episode, Matteo and Chris take turns teaching each other something new, from the mundane to the outrageous, all while keeping the laughs coming. Whether they’re tackling the challenges of changing a diaper, mastering the art of cooking, exploring the intricacies of douching, or delving into fascinating historical anecdotes, Matteo and Chris bring their unique comedic flair to every topic. With their quick wit, candid humor, and genuine camaraderie, "Laugh and Learn" promises to be an entertaining and educational journey that keeps you laughing while you learn something new every week. Tune in for a fun-filled exploration of life’s lessons, one episode at a time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Teach Me Daddy, Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano learn how to make the classic Italian dish, Spaghetti alla Carbonara. Known for his exceptional cooking skills and deep love for Italian cuisine, Matteo shares his favorite recipe in this fun and educational episode. They use traditional ingredients such as guanciale, Pecorino Romano cheese, eggs, salt, and spaghetti. With Matteo's expert guidance, Chris learns the step-by-step process of preparing this delicious and simple pasta dish, from crisping the guanciale to creating the creamy egg sauce. Watch and learn as Matteo provides tips and tricks to perfecting Carbonara, ensuring you can recreate this beloved Italian meal at home. Along the way, enjoy the hilarious banter and chemistry between Matteo and Chris, making this episode as entertaining as it is informative. Whether you're a seasoned cook or a kitchen novice, this episode of Teach Me Daddy is packed with valuable cooking insights, laughs, and the authentic flavors of Italy. Don’t miss out on this delightful culinary journey with Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano, and be sure to subscribe for more cooking lessons and comedic moments! TUSHY 👉 Over 2 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code TEACHME at https://hellotushy.com/TEACHME #tushypod MUDWTR 👉Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your @MUDWTR order by going to https://mudwtr.com/TEACHME #mudwtrpod 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://x.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 💁🏻‍♂️ Matteo Lane Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/matteolane/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@matteolane Website - https://matteolanecomedy.com/ Our Producer Venetia AKA V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com/ Twitter - https://X.com/venetiaageras Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ #comedy #podcast #advice ---- Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they dive into the hilarious and often unpredictable world of everyday life skills and lessons. In each episode, Matteo and Chris take turns teaching each other something new, from the mundane to the outrageous, all while keeping the laughs coming. Whether they’re tackling the challenges of changing a diaper, mastering the art of cooking, exploring the intricacies of douching, or delving into fascinating historical anecdotes, Matteo and Chris bring their unique comedic flair to every topic. With their quick wit, candid humor, and genuine camaraderie, "Laugh and Learn" promises to be an entertaining and educational journey that keeps you laughing while you learn something new every week. Tune in for a fun-filled exploration of life’s lessons, one episode at a time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Teach Me Daddy, Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano delve into the history of World War II in a uniquely entertaining and educational way. History buff Chris Distefano, with his vast knowledge and witty humor, enlightens Matteo about topics like the Nazis' use of crystal meth, the Treaty of Versailles, and the dramatic conclusion of the war with the atomic bombs. Matteo, who wasn't the best student in school, surprisingly recalls detailed reasons behind Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor. Adding to the fun, their friend Nick, who has an intriguing backstory of being bullied by Lizzo, shares new and fascinating tidbits he discovers about the war. Tune in for a hilarious and informative journey through one of the most pivotal periods in history! Learn a new language by using Babbel! 👉 https://www.babbel.com/teachme and get up to 60% off your subscription! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://x.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 💁🏻‍♂️ Matteo Lane Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/matteolane/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@matteolane Website - https://matteolanecomedy.com/ Our Producer Venetia AKA V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com/ Twitter - https://X.com/venetiaageras Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ #comedy #podcast #advice ---- Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they dive into the hilarious and often unpredictable world of everyday life skills and lessons. In each episode, Matteo and Chris take turns teaching each other something new, from the mundane to the outrageous, all while keeping the laughs coming. Whether they’re tackling the challenges of changing a diaper, mastering the art of cooking, exploring the intricacies of douching, or delving into fascinating historical anecdotes, Matteo and Chris bring their unique comedic flair to every topic. With their quick wit, candid humor, and genuine camaraderie, "Laugh and Learn" promises to be an entertaining and educational journey that keeps you laughing while you learn something new every week. Tune in for a fun-filled exploration of life’s lessons, one episode at a time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this hilarious and heartwarming episode of Teach Me Daddy, comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano tackle the ultimate parenting challenge: changing a diaper! Join us as Chris, a father of three, teaches Matteo, who has many nieces and nephews but has never changed a diaper, the ins and outs of diaper duty. But there's a twist—Chris has only ever changed diapers for girls, so this is new territory for him too! Get ready for a blend of comedy, chaos, and some unexpected fun facts about babies as Chris shares his fatherly wisdom and Matteo faces the messy reality head-on. Will they succeed in this diaper-changing adventure, or will it all go hilariously wrong? Tune in to find out on the latest episode of Teach Me Daddy! Listen now for laughs, learning, and a whole lot of love. 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://x.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 💁🏻‍♂️ Matteo Lane Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/matteolane/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@matteolane Website - https://matteolanecomedy.com/ Our Producer Venetia AKA V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com/ Twitter - https://X.com/venetiaageras Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ #comedy #podcast #advice ---- Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they dive into the hilarious and often unpredictable world of everyday life skills and lessons. In each episode, Matteo and Chris take turns teaching each other something new, from the mundane to the outrageous, all while keeping the laughs coming. Whether they’re tackling the challenges of changing a diaper, mastering the art of cooking, exploring the intricacies of douching, or delving into fascinating historical anecdotes, Matteo and Chris bring their unique comedic flair to every topic. With their quick wit, candid humor, and genuine camaraderie, "Laugh and Learn" promises to be an entertaining and educational journey that keeps you laughing while you learn something new every week. Tune in for a fun-filled exploration of life’s lessons, one episode at a time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Teach Me Daddy, Matteo and Chris are tackling the surprisingly complex world of personal hygiene. Ever wondered what it takes to stay fresh and clean? Matteo and Chris break down the steps of douching with their signature blend of humor and wit. From choosing the right products to the importance of technique, they guide listeners through the process while keeping the conversation light and entertaining. Whether you're looking for a good laugh or some practical tips, this episode promises to deliver both. Tune in for an educational and comedic take on an often-overlooked topic! Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they dive into the hilarious and often unpredictable world of everyday life skills and lessons. TEACH ME DADDY! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS👏 HELLOFRESH 👉 go to Hellofresh.com/teachmedaddyapps for FREE appetizers for life! One appetizer item per box while subscription is active! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://x.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 💁🏻‍♂️ Matteo Lane Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/matteolane/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@matteolane Website - https://matteolanecomedy.com/ Our Producer Venetia AKA V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com/ Twitter - https://X.com/venetiaageras Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ #comedy #podcast #advice ---- Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they dive into the hilarious and often unpredictable world of everyday life skills and lessons. In each episode, Matteo and Chris take turns teaching each other something new, from the mundane to the outrageous, all while keeping the laughs coming. Whether they’re tackling the challenges of changing a diaper, mastering the art of cooking, exploring the intricacies of douching, or delving into fascinating historical anecdotes, Matteo and Chris bring their unique comedic flair to every topic. With their quick wit, candid humor, and genuine camaraderie, "Laugh and Learn" promises to be an entertaining and educational journey that keeps you laughing while you learn something new every week. Tune in for a fun-filled exploration of life’s lessons, one episode at a time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they dive into the hilarious and often unpredictable world of everyday life skills and lessons. In each episode, Matteo and Chris take turns teaching each other something new, from the mundane to the outrageous, all while keeping the laughs coming. Whether they’re tackling the challenges of changing a diaper, mastering the art of cooking, exploring the intricacies of douching, or delving into fascinating historical anecdotes, Matteo and Chris bring their unique comedic flair to every topic. With their quick wit, candid humor, and genuine camaraderie, "Laugh and Learn" promises to be an entertaining and educational journey that keeps you laughing while you learn something new every week. Tune in for a fun-filled exploration of life’s lessons, one episode at a time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices