The Chocolate Puma Pod

In which I give my thoughts on the coverage of Brett Favre and Ime Udoka as well as touch on the treatment of Malika Andrews in her views on the Udoka suspension. Spoiler alert, she's right. 

In which I am joined by my most frequent guest and we talk Chicago Bears football, some NFL hot takes and I end with a melancholy happy trails. 

In which I just basically have a quick ranting session. I talk about the Deshaun Watson suspension, the tragic talk of Freya the Walrus and end with some fun banter on the Detroit Lions.

In which I revel in the minor victory of the Mar A Lago raid, coming around on Kevin Durant's latest trade requests, and reflect on the career of Serena Williams.

In which I discuss the hypocrisy some have shown to Britney Griner, the infamous Pink Sauce and the latest Marvel news.

In which I begrudgingly discuss the footage from a school shooting, then onto the lighter fare such as Zach Wilson being in the cougar hall of fame, an elephant that went full John Wick and end with a tale from my grandfather with an unconventional lesson. 

I am back from a brief hiatus with a new theme song and a new bi-monthly schedule. I start off discussing the ongoing awfulness in this country but follow it up with some Kyrie drama and most importantly I explore the single from the early 2000s, Sorry For 2004.

In which I break news about the future of this podcast...spoiler alert it ain't going anywhere. I discuss the latest news of the world and boy let me tell you it ain't fun.

In which I pontificate on the WNBA being ridiculous about charter flights, the idiots who interrupted the State of the Union address and end with my favorite runs in music history.

In which I pontificate on the Ben Simmons-James Harden trade a bit, touch on the fledgling career of a certain Freedom seeker, and even talk about G Funk halftime being what unites us. 

Also apologies for the audio issues, I'll get those taken care of next week yo.

In which on the first episode of Black History Month i go into books being banned for being too racial and the historic lawsuit by Brian Flores. Sigh. This month has to get better.

In which I begrudgingly go over the failed (for now) voting rights reform. It's as the title suggests, very tiring with many instances of me choking on my own rage. I do offer a palate cleanser with some takes on the upcoming weekend of NFL Playoff action!

In which I finally get my voice back and I am able to pontificate on a few things such as the wild displays by Enes Freedom, a high school student who handled a racist administration and ends on something that made me smile. 

In which I give my thoughts on the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict, spoiler alert, it ain't good thoughts. I also talk about the near brawl between the Pistons and Lakers and finally give love and thanks to a very special thing.

Happy Thanksgiving humanoids.

In which I complain, rather annoyingly I may add about the officiating in the Bears loss to the Steelers but I do find time to heap praise on Justin Fields thus continuing my black quarterback agenda. I also pontificate on the enigma that is Scottie Pippen and his scorched earth campaign and of course more on Aaron Rodgers, who is so awful he made me respect Kyrie Irving.

In which I begrudgingly talk about Dave Chappelle....again, Condoleeza Rice insulting the shit out of history and my latest beef on these twitter streets.

In which I am joined by friend of the show Kevin and we go through our emotions following the downright pathetic game by our beloved Chicago Bears. We also find a way to rip onto some anti vaxxers and try to understand Kyrie Irving. Spoiler alert, we don't know what's up with that guy.

In which I wonder, in rambling fashion no less, why do we still care about Conor McGregor? I also celebrate the achievements of Big E! And ends with some lightness. It's a chill episode yo.

In which I bask in the glow of a fantastic weekend for professional wrestling, bid a melancholy happy trails to a beloved actor, and end it on a bright spot. 

In which I, your boy give a few quick thoughts on the upcoming NFL Season.

In which I get in my wrestling nerd bag and give a few to watch out for in the future, my thoughts on the current landscape and of course thoughts on the return of CM Punk. 

In which I am joined by two friends and we discuss the cinematic masterpiece 'Twilight.' I of course mean masterpiece in the most disrespectful way possible. 

In which I reiterate the long time feelings on the former Heathcliff Huxtable (F him), the NCAA reversing it's longtime course of not allowing players to make any money (F the NCAA, pay what you owe), and you know I had to get some basketball talk in. 

In which I am joined by a very special guest....MY SISTER. We talk about some of our favorite movies and I guarantee one of my picks will absolutely surprise you. Twas a fun time.

In which I say my goodbyes to two of the greats but I follow it up with foolishness on Dan Campbell, the Baseball Hall of Fame and even a Chris Brown Verzuz.

In which I am just exhausted. On a day when there was the slightest glimmer of hope, America decides to go full America and I am exhausted.

In which three people sit down and critically discuss Hillbilly Elegy, spoiler alert 2 of us never read the book and we all have a particular dislike of the author. It was a blast and the perfect Christmas gift to you all! Enjoy!

In which I lament another case of being sick and tired of being sick and tired. Not a very fun time indeed.

In which I discuss the shallow showing of respect by some of our members of Congress,  Lou Williams and his chicken side trips, and ends it all with a little goodbye to a very special woman. 

In which I address a jackass from Florida, not that I need to since AOC gave him that work. I end with verbally slandering anyone who dares disrespect the legacy of John Lewis.

RIP John Lewis.

RIP CT Vivian

RIP Breonna Taylor, arrest her killers.

In which Kendrick Perkins really wants some NBA players to risk their lives with no complaining and I reflect on the only President who I am confident has a good fade away.

In which I reflect on fatherhood, but first I take moment to wax poetically on the mullet sporting coach from Oklahoma State. 

In which I go over the events of the past few weeks with a little dose of MLK because people loooooooooove taking MLK out of context. But fear not, there was some good news in this episode, some Confederate shit got burned! That's awesome. 

In which a very tired, very mentally drained and man goes on about the current state of the world. Also takes notes of those of seemingly care more about a store than they do about the people that were ya know, murdered.

In which I address the idiocy spewed by a former member of the Boston Celtics regarding LeBron. But first, we dive into some of my favorite quotes from the greatest sitcom of all time...The Simpsons! 

In which I try and have a nice light show but then the damn world decides it's gonna be a dumpster fire and I have to go all agitated and angry Puma again. 

Truly a tiring episode. 

In which I express my desire to hand deliver a fade to people dumb enough to protest a pandemic by causing traffic jams, the rare case of lack of diversity actually being cool with me, and then the coup de grace of someone getting fired on his day off for saying the n word. 

In which I fully embrace the crotchety old man within and rail against Mike Leach and has some parting words for Bernie Sanders and his campaign.

In which your boy tries to add just a little bit of distraction to all the chaos we're all going through and lighten the mood. Truly I am an American hero.

Executive Produced by Julian Da Gawd.

In Which I unload a lot of heat towards Bernard Sanders, and then mock you goofballs who got mad at Elizabeth Warren. Seriously, ya'll some lames if that got you mad. Good stuff here.

In which I wrap up another Black History Month with some lows but also some dizzying highs! Tried to stay on topic but I'll admit I did rant a little. My bad! 

In which your boy recounts the initial meeting of Mrs. Puma and tops it all off with a classic tale of romance that I grew up on. It's all love and positive vibes this week baby! 

In which I give more thoughts of a negative manner to the vindictive commander in chief, think back about how I miss the old Kanye, straight from the go Kanye, Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye, and end with a little tribute to my friend. 

In which I get worked up talking about the Clementine Coward of  Pennsylvania Ave. Also even in the glow of the year of the Black  Quarterback coming to a successful end I still find time to lament the  lack of black coaches in the NFL.

In which I give my feelings on Kobe Bryant.

In which I lament the people who would have hated MLK during his  life, using his words for social media cache, Bernie Sanders being  Bernie Sanders and wrapping it all up with some thoughts on my dear  aunt.

In which the tangerine in chief gets these verbal hands, Richard  Sherman earns my respect even more so, and I make another shameless  attempt to get some Space Jam 11s.

In which I get back on these podcast streets. I lament the repetitive  performance of Ricky Gervais, gift you all with some hot fire and give a  fond farewell to David Stern.

In which I gift you all the the toddler-rific ramblings of the cub  while still finding time to rip on Trumpito, Tulsi Gabbard, and even  Meghan McCain gets a taste of this hot fire.

In which I recount some of my more fond birthday memories and a new one. Spoiler alert, my bounce back game from the new memory leaves much to be desired. But first I take time to throw a few barbs at one Tim Tebow. Again. 

In which your boy calls out the hypocrisy of a Mike Vick protest and gives some love to the young bloods out there being as weird as they want.