The 12th Man Podcast

Glen Johnson once stole a toilet seat from a B&Q, we discuss it. Kyle walker once inhaled laughing gas, we discuss it. England right backs are criminals. Do you need another reason to download the pod this week.

We got all up in a tizzy over the transfer window and decided to record earlier this week so we can bring you our unbiased and uncontroversial opinions on the transfer window, there's talk of Jim White in a helicopter, a bizarre points for money transfer system and Harry Redknapp's car window. Standard really. All that plus the premier league featuring Liverpool, Arsenal and Danny Gabbidon. No need to thank us, just follow us on twitter @12thmanpodcast

The lads are back, with reactions to the Champions League group stage draw, including Celtic and Arsenal's victories in the play-off, the dull Utd -Chelsea match, Cardiff's win over City, and the inflation in the transfer window. That all sounds like it's terribly professional and well thought out, but rest assured, the usual nonsense is very much in evidence.

It's back, football is back and so is the podcast. Join the lads a week later than expected for some fun filled frolics, they spend far too much time talking about what they did during the summer before moving onto the serious business of the start of the premiership season, a big European round up and news on the future of the show, including a change to our predictions. Holla at us on twitter @12thmanpodcast

It's the last pod of the season, it really is and we could have just phoned it in but instead we got a goof 40 plus minutes of talk out of the world of football! Mostly the Confederations Cup, it's been a long season and we are tired. We will be back in about 6 weeks or so for the new Premier League season, keep an eye on the twitter @12thmanpodcast for news on the new series, thanks for all your support this season!

An optical illusion of the ears, in what seems like a short podcast we have crammed in all the Confederations Cup football from the last week which included roughly 400 goals and we talked about Carlo Ancellotti moving to Real Madrid.

Yeah it's the 12th Man Podcast, Yeah we are back for some Confederations Cup fun, Yeah we do have some funky new music, so put that in your pipe ans smoke it! We review the first round of games from the Confederations Cup and talk about Joe Kinnear's return to Newcastle and spend a good while lambasting Ronnie Whelan's punditry.

It's a marathon of a podcast this week, with our take on the Champions League final, Play-off final, recent internationals, managerial switheroos, as well as our end-of-season awards. Sit back and revel in almost two hours of auditory excellence. Or at least two hours of nonsense.

No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast, but it is full of self indulgent crap is we look back at our predictions from the start of the season and try to work out who made the least worst predictions, plus we scrutinized the last few premier league games, debated the appeal of the Everton job and previewed the Champions League final. Holla at us @12thmanpodcast or the12thmanpodcast@hotmail.com

Foolishness in abundance this week, as we regularly get sidetracked while talking about the many upcoming retirements, Fergie and Moyes' last home games, Chelsea's Europa League win, Wigan's FA Cup win and subsequent relegation, the playoffs, the race for fourth, and PSG and Barcelona's title wins. Somehow, all three of us mentioned Tim Lovejoy. But don't let that deter you.

Ahoy, podcast is here, loadsa Fergie talk. Complaints to the usual spot @piersmorgan . Anything else to @12thmanpodcast.

Hot and fresh off the baking tray, it's the latest 12th Man Podcast, featuring talk of Bayern and Dortmund's progression to the Champions League final, the Europa League semi-finals, RVP's return to the Emirates, the race for fourth, the battle to stay up, the race for promotion, and Doncaster's incredible league win in League One. It's all going on down ol' 12th Man Way.

If the prospect of Steve Kean battling with a Cyber Shark doesn't entice you to listen, maybe the fact that this has been one of the busiest weeks of football since we started the podcast will. There's a hell of a lot to get through, including the Champions League semi-final first-legs, Man Utd winning the league, The race for fourth, the relegation battle, Portsmouth's points deduction, The PFA player of the year nominations, and something to do with Luis Suarez. We don't want to spoil it by mentioning it here.

Declan had a cough so it gets expect lots of sudden loud noises during the pod, between those we attempt to talk about football and animal cruelty. @12thmanpodcast for your feedback @piersmorgan for any complaints... any complaints... at all....

Mother's lock up your daughter's it's The 12th Man Podcast coming at ya like a horny teenager.... Actually maybe it's best you do lock up your daughters there's a lot of Andy Gray talk at the end.

Ru was tired and didn't say much because he spent the whole day filming something, probably some adult movie. Deco and Soc did most of the talking. Talking about the premier league, champions league and mad hatter Robbie Savage. Here...Tell a friend, then tweet us @12thmanpodcast and let us know and we'll send you a copy of the aforementioned adult movie...

Why is it still snowing in late March? Well this week on the 12th man podcast we don't answer that, instead will tell anecdotal tales of our footballing youth days and one of us may have spent 200 euro on tickets to a match they didn't go to, to find out who.... screw it, it was Declan Marron pester him @DecMarron, or the whole gang at @12thmanpodcast or on the email the12thmanpodcast@hotmail.com. Lots of Easter bunny love from us to you. TELL A FRIEND!

Awwww, its a big Michael Owen love in on this week's pod after he announced his retirement from football, we discuss our most enduring memories of him and what he will get up to in the future, we settled on a saturday morning cook show, Tim Lovejoy style. Also we want to hear which English manager would look best sporting a beard after Alan Pardew started the craze. Tweets to @12thmanpodcast.

We found a toy pig before recording that squeaked, it features prominently. Enjoy!@12thmanpodcast

Two of the three of the 12th Man... wait... Soc is gone. The other two trudge on to discuss Rafa, Bale, Ronaldo and Soc's racist/sexist/violent tendencies. And tendons.

It's not what it sound's like, the lads are back for another swashbuckling pod full of top notch football analysis and some low brown humour.

We are aware it is a day early but it is still our valentines day special, despite only one mention towards it. There's a lot to take in this week in the pod so we did as little work as possible and just talked nonsense, not really though, its a very thorough podcast looking at the Premiership, the recent internationals and the African Cup Of Nations!!!! Get in touch @12thmanpodcast or the12thmanpodcast@hotmail.com Love you all loads, have a great valentines day, #winadatewithrutobin

THE TRANSFER WINDOW IS SHUT!!! AND WE ARE GOING TO TALK IN JIM WHITE SPEAK, SHOUTING. IT'S HERE, THE NEW PODCAST, WITH NO MENTION OF THE TRANSFER WINDOW AT ALL BUT WE TALK ABOUT THE LATEST ROUND OF PREMIERSHIP GAMES, THE FA CUP AND IN THE 11TH HOUR WE TALK ABOUT THE AFRICAN CUP OF NATIONS.@12manpodcast the12thmanpodcast@hotmail.com

What with all the Ballboy kicking antics this week we almost forgot to record a pod, but we did, late at night, everyone was tired and little sense was made at times but it's choc-o-block full of laughter. Download, share, enjoy!

What challenge would you set for a footballer? What would make a good spin-off of a TV show featuring a footballer? What of Guardiola to Bayern Munich, Sven to 1860 Munich, and Nigel Adkin's sacking as Southampton boss? Did Kompany deserve a red card? Should Suarez have admitted that he dived? How will Scotland fare with Strachan at the helm? All these questions, and more, are mentioned and some are even partially answered this week on The 12th Man Podcast. If you have any answers to any issue raised this week, or a question for us to discuss next, let us know on Twitter (@12thmanpodcast), on Facebook, or drop us an e-mail at the12thmanpodcast@hotmail.com.

We got rightly confused recording this, mainly because it was at night and we were tired, there was confusion over the Jonas Olsson and Marcus and Martin Olsson and to make matters we mixed them up with the Olsen twins. Plus there was serious confusion over the FA Cup, some transfer talk, some La Liga talk, a Paul Merson impression and a Star Wars spoiler alert, plus we want your Premier League best 11 of the last year, get on it @12thmanpodcast.

What more does a man need, lots of hashtags and talk of Nicklas Bendtner still being an Arsenal player, but wait, there's more, download now and receive other audio ramblings of the lads talking nonsense about most things and some sense about the recent premier league games and if you order today you'll receive our highlights and lowlights of 2012 and a brief discussion of what's to come in 2013! Not sure if this an advert of a podcast anymore? well download to find out! Get your hashtags at the ready @12thmanpodcast