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Her dissertation is on fantasies of limitless energy in the transatlantic Romantic imagination. She's a Marxist, if you couldn't tell.

Tune in to the Howie Carr Show every evening at 5:00 to hear the Chump Line. Then, catch the leftover Chumps here.

A couple of callers share personal stories about the illegals stealing healthcare from Americans, including a lung transplant and blood pressure medication.

While Columbia and NYU have been raided by the NYPD, but as of this morning, Fordham was being taken over by Nazi hippies.

Howie welcomes rapper, songwriter, and, now, political candidate Afroman to the show to talk about his latest hit, "Hunter Got High." Turns out, Howie is a fan of some of his other deeper tracks. Afroman joins the show to discuss the inspiration behind the musical civics lesson.

For that indeed is her real name. Howie shares the latest from America's best and brightest universities which are currently under occupation by Hitler youth.

Catch this episode of The Grace Curley Show as Grace and Jarred take on a radio troll, discuss Kamala's weirdest moment (this week), and MORE.

Grace welcomes Bob Price of Breitbart News to the show to discuss the Democrat idea that the Palestinians should come to the United States. Doesn't America have enough migrants and refugees already?

It's the "outside agitators," says Eric Adams. Sure, sure. The majority of those arrested and filmed are students, easy to confirm after a quick Google search, but okay, Mr. Mayor.

Rep. Jamaal "Fire!" Bowman thinks we should bring all the Gazans to America. Oh, and he's totally cool with amnesty for illegals already here.

Does earning second place mean you're the first loser? Not here. Welcome to Chopped Chumps, where the voicemail submissions that missed the mark end up.

What does 844-500-4242 have to do with the Karen Read case? Investigative journalist Aidan "Turtleboy" Kearney joins the show to explain the connection. Then, Jorge Mendoza hops on the line to promote the outdoor dining initiative in the North End.

Howie covers the strange weekend news out of Governor Kristi Noem's new book where she admits to shooting her dog. As a dog lover, Howie wishes she would have omitted that section from the final draft.

By that, they mean pizzas. Howie covers the latest from the college campuses in the midst of pro-Palestine protests. Then, Grace Curley joins the show to present this week's pile of Hate Mail.

He's baaaaack! Howie Carr returns to Massachusetts for the summer just in time to discuss the pro-Hamas encampments not too far down the road at Harvard, MIT, and more.

Grace can't help but laugh at how the mainstream media is grappling with the latest polls. Trump is way up, and CNN's commentators can't figure out why. Then, Toby Leary joins the show for 2A Tuesday, where he answers the callers' questions.

Will the game of blank checks and blind support to Ukraine ever end? Congress is making monkeys out of American taxpayers and an ally of a virtually random country in eastern Europe. Grace comments on Ukraine's ulterior motive. Tune in.

The wailing and gnashing of CNN teeth can begin now, because President Trump has been granted the ability to attend his son Barron's high school graduation. That's the good news. The bad news is, the sham trial still continues in Manhattan, and no one seems to be noting the massive conflict of interest: Judge Merchan's daughter.

Sen. Tim Kaine joins Meet the Press to play coy about the pro-terror encampments on college campuses across the United States.

If you tried your best, but didn't exactly succeed, your Chump Line submission might be found here, in Chopped Chumps. Check out our runners-up and mark-missers here.

Aaron Chadbourne, former senior policy advisor for Governor Paul LePage, joins the show to interview Aidan Kearney, a.k.a. Turtleboy, to update listeners on the opening questions. Then, Aaron welcomes Maine state representative Austin Theriault to the show to discuss, in regards to the social divide, where America can go from here.

Filling in for the Captain is Aaron Chadbourne, former senior policy advisor for Maine Governor Paul LePage. Aaron takes on the Chump Line. Then, he welcomes Josh Filler to the show to break down the SCOTUS hearing last week that will decide President Trump's plea for presidential immunity. Will Justice John Roberts and the gang likely side with Jack Smith? Tune in to find out.

Aaron Chadbourne starts off the hour with Maine state representative and farmer Heidi Sampson, who comments on the very peculiar news out of Kristi Noem's new book. Then, Maine state representative Mark Soboleski joins the show to discuss Maine's main problems, one of them being ranked choice voting.

Governor Ron DeSantis met with Donald Trump over the weekend, and if you haven't been paying attention, this is major news. Aaron Chadbourne fills in for Howie Carr, and Grace joins to discuss the Florida meetup as well as the damning Kristi Noem dog fiasco.

Awkward! One college attempted to show solidarity with the pro-Palestine movement, but they're concerned the interested crowd is too...Caucasian.

Grace welcomes Turtleboy to the show LIVE ON-AIR from the Karen Read trial to bring the minute-by-minute scoop.

Will the Ivy League and other prestigious institutions convince seniors to join the fight against the Hamas encampments? Classes have been cancelled, and, now, commencement is on the line. Grace shares the latest. Tune in!

Here are the latest gaffes from Sleepy Joe.

Last chance to hear some Chump's talking about the protest on college campuses. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

The long-awaited hour is here once again. Howie is joined by Dr. Matt Callahan of Ipswich Animal Hospital to talk all things animals. Dr. Matt scolds the Captain for feeding Roscoe too many carbs. Then, he turns to the phone lines, where callers stack up to get the best advice from the show's go-to pet guru.

Between the Chump Line and Police Blotter, we've got a jam-packed hour on the Howie Carr Show. Then, Howie teases his latest episode of the new podcast line, Meet the Experts.

Howie got the list of arrests made at Emerson College Thursday night, and some of the birthdates made him raise an eyebrow. Then, John from New York calls in to provide some unfortunate market doom.

The president joined Howard Stern in New York for a live interview, and you can guess how well that went. Howie shares the high(low)lights of the experience.

Anita Dunn, senior advisor to President Biden, is very casually and kindly recommending positions for Karine Jean-Pierre. Under such pressure, if you were KJP, would you stay or would you go?

One of the big cheeses at the Columbia pro-Hamas protests took to social media, and Grace has the audio ready to go. Grace is joined by Libby Emmons of the Post Millennial and Human Events to discuss the hysteria across college campuses.

President Biden joined Howard Stern's show in New York in a rare, live, long-ish-form interview. He mumbled through most of it, but one comment stuck out to Grace. He alleges he will indeed debate his opponent, Donald Trump.

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They're doing their very best to keep Donald Trump out of swing states, so he has no other choice but to turn New York into a swing state. He's very creatively and strategically campaigning outside the courtroom.

Get the hoses ready, these Chumps are ready to get these hippies of the lawn. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

Howie and Taylor tag-team the final hour of this wild news day, where students are taking over college campuses across the United States.

The sprinklers that took out the Harvard Hamas encampment is the story of the day, and you're bound to chuckle at some of the Chump Lines on the subject.

If you thought the hippies of the 60s and 70s were privileged and pampered, get a load of the menu for these brats. Someone (three guesses who) is behind the organization sending sandwiches, mixed nuts, and peanut butter cups to the pro-Hamas campers in Boston.

Those at the pro-Hamas encampment in Harvard Yard were warned about the regularly scheduled sprinklers that would go off during the night. Howie reports the minute-by-minute account provided by the Harvard Crimson that's been picked up by national news.

Upon the premiere of his new film, "Not Another Church Movie," Jimmy Cummings joins the Grace Curley Show to talk about his career in acting and production.

Before heading to the court this morning, President Trump made a detour into Manhattan to meet with construction workers---hundreds of them. Then, tune in for Woke or Joke. The Wizard of Woke Taylor Cormier has returned to his lair, and he's ready to present this week's headlines.

Early in the wee hours of the morning, Harvard's pro-Hamas campers experienced the unfortunate disturbance of water hitting their tents. It was the sprinklers on the quad! Tune in for the play-by-play.

While his campus is under siege by bratty college students, NYU professor Scott Galloway joins MSNBC to point out what's causing the emasculation of America and the depression of our youngest generations.

These Chumps want to give the protesters at Yale a piece of their mind. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

Aidan "Turtleboy" Kearney joins the show to update Howie's listeners on the Karen Read trial, where jury selection has taken longer than it did in President Trump's Manhattan trial. Aidan calls the trial "must-see theater," a display that will put O.J. Simpson's trial to shame.

Tune in for today's edition of the Chump Line, the recorded voice messaging service of the Howie Carr Show. Then, take a listen to what Biden had to say (or stumble through) and Chris Christie's strange comment about none other than Trump's appearance.

Adam Guillette of Accuracy in Media (the doxxing truck guy) never stopped his tireless work to expose the anti-Semitism on our nation's college campuses. Adam joins the show to share his latest antics at Columbia University and his plans for the neighborhoods of the students' families.

There's something the illegal aliens and the Ivy League students have in common. Nobody wants to work hard and get a job. Instead, they expect everything to be given to them, whether that's welfare or a list of strange Israeli divestment demands.

Trump almost literally built New York City into greatness in the 1980s, and less than a half-century later, this sham trial is how he's being repaid. Grace dives in to the latest scuffle outside the courthouse and more going on across the world on this Wednesday.

Ben Weingarten joins the Grace Curley Show to discuss the increasing unrest at Ivy League and other one-prestigious universities across the country. Plus, the child of a congresswoman is involved in the anti-Israel uproar. Guess which one!

Since when do Ivy League administrations negotiate with snotty brats? Grace updates listeners on the unrest at Columbia University and other once-prestigious institutions across the country.

Trump is being kept from other court cases, the campaign trail, and family obligations. Meanwhile, the Manhattan judge has told the jury he'll work around their schedule.

Enjoy these Chumps that didn't quiet make the Chump Line. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

Is he a Gloomy Gus or just a Candid Carr? In the hour prior to this one, Howie breaks the unfortunate news that the November election may not be as secure as he thought. It's important that Republicans make sure the margin is "too big to rig," he says.

Howie welcomes Jay Valentine to the show to update listeners on the fight for election integrity this November. Unfortunately, it isn't looking too good on that front. Jay details his conversations with the Trump team and highlights the few wins ahead of the 2024 election.

Howie welcomes the Vice President of Free Speech America Daniel Schneider to the show to discuss something awfully peculiar his team at Media Research Center noticed about President Trump's jury. Then, you'll never believe what the FBI said about the investigation into that whole "Radical Traditional Catholic" thing.

Thank goodness the students at NYU and Barnard will still be able to go to law school and become LGBT community organizers or whatever their heart desires. They won't have a criminal record, even after the unrest they've caused on their college campuses.

Toby Leary joins the show for 2A Tuesday to answer questions from callers about the Second Amendment, court cases involving a firearm, and gun brand preference.

Alec Baldwin seems to keep finding himself among these pro-Hamas protests in New York City. Why is the actor, who got himself into a sticky situation with a gun on a movie set, intermingling with violent activists?

Decency was on the ballot. Remember that? Now, Biden cannot seem to find the words when it's time to condemn anti-Semites or violent protestors.

Classes were cancelled Monday at Columbia, giving the pro-terror students the precise attention they want.

Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

She has good taste, you must admit. The receipts from former District Attorney Rachael Rollins have been made public, and many purchases caught Howie's eye. Then, take a listen to this flashback from the president of Columbia University.

Why was Congressman Bill Keating anywhere near Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky, let alone personally handing him the sign-off that he'd be getting another American blank check?

Howie suggested the Man Bun Brigade two years ago now. If the border between Ukraine and Russia is so near and dear to their heats, why won't all of these hippies join up and fight for the Ukrainian cause? Then, tune in for some weekly Hate Mail, including one message critiquing Howie's use of the Lord's Name.

Howie uncovers the reason why certain women haven't seen repercussions for their actions. In short, it's because their daddy is rich. Tune in for the latest out of America's "top" institutions and more.

Funny how all these Leftists think they know the inner workings of Donald Trump's mind. If you ask Hillary Clinton, she knows the inner workings of his so-called "murderous" mind! Then, Grace welcomes Bill Brusard of JB AutoCARE to the show for Mechanic Monday, when callers ask the auto expert all of their car questions. Today, one testy caller tries to throw a wrench in Bill's knowledge...and fails!

The Jewish professors and students have been kindly advised to stop going to the anti-Semitic campuses with pro-Hamas encampments. Shouldn't their safety be put before the comfort of terrorist youth?

What a weekend in the news cycle, and Grace has all of it fresh off the press. From the rare weekend session in Congress, where the Ukrainian border was described as "ours," to an encampment at yet another Ivy League university, you're bound to learn something and have a laugh. Tune in!

Tune in for Uncle Bosie & the Cannibals and Biden's trip to Pennsylvania, milkshake and all.

The Chumps were on fire this week. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

Howie plays part of the statement from Monica Tibbits-Nutt, the CEO and Secretary of the Massachusetts Department of Transportation. She has concocted very creative new ways to raise revenue in the Bay State...that means raising taxes on YOU. Then, Howie shares a sneak peek of his latest episode of Meet the Experts featuring new author Michael Walsh.

It's time for this week's edition of Police Blotter Fax, where Howie and Taylor snicker over stories from across the country.

Look. Not every single middle-aged woman who reads the New York Times is crazy. But Howie thinks the chances are significantly worse for Trump after a look at his jury.

Someone set himself on fire in front of the courthouse where Trump's jury selection took place. Tune in for Howie's live reaction to the identity reveal of this very sick man.

It's time for Last Call! This week, Philly native Emma Foley joins the show to weigh in on President Biden's trip to Wawa (and his odd order) as well as the latest moral snafu from the Girl Scouts of America. Then, tune in for a little tidbit on Jarred's acting career and a Carr Crossover with the Captain.

Grace believes in the forever type of love, which is why news like that about the SBF couple or the Fani Willis affair are so distressing. Add Nadine Menendez, the wife of Senator Bob Menendez, to the mix of walk-aways. Grace has the scoop.

The Ivy Leaguers are at it again. Once these students gain a year of higher education, they think they know so much more than the people running long-standing institutions. This time, the urban terrorists have formed an encampment on the campus of Columbia University in New York.

Have you ever thought of writing a book but never took the leap? This week's guest did just that. Howie sits down with Michael Walsh, a Massachusetts native, who has authored a compelling mystery series, called the Ocean Park Series, that is set in a fictionalized version of his hometown, Lynn. In this episode, Michael Walsh shares the depth of research it takes to craft a cohesive and believable story and the role luck can play in seeing success as an author.

The GOP ain't got it. Without President Trump, known for his top-notch deal-making skills, the Republican Party is left groveling to the Democrats. Speaker Mike Johnson admitted it on CNN. Take a listen.

Joe's uncle might not have actually been eaten by cannibals, but these Chumps won't him live down this goof. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

Howie welcomes Aidan Kearney to the show as the Karen Read trial begins. Turns out, it's very hard to find an unbiased jury because of the work Aidan has done investigating the facts of the case.

The buck stops at Alejandro Mayorkas when it comes to the death of Laken Riley, whose killer crossed the border illegally. For some reason, Mayorkas and millions of illegals roam free while President Trump sits in a very cold courtroom in Manhattan.

Howie gets a call from someone residing in America's hat (that is, Canada) who explains the strange infatuation with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. That sparks a conversation about dictatorship, naturally. Then, listeners air grievances about federal funding headed to Ukraine while illegal aliens are destroying the cities and towns here.

Howie had quite the run-in at Mar-a-Lago last night, and no, it wasn't with President Trump. Tune in for Howie's story from yester-evening as well as an update on Trump's Manhattan trial and the latest stats on people fleeing Massachusetts.

The urban terrorists return to the streets of New York, this time on Columbia University's campus. Then, Grace shares the disappointing news that Ilhan Omar's daughter has been suspended from school for similar events.

Speaker Johnson is taking the heat from the rest of the Republican Party as he moves more and more towards the middle on these pesky foreign aid packages. Grace welcomes Chris Bedford of The Blaze to the show to weigh in. Then, Emma Foley joins for this week's round of Woke or Joke, the game where callers do their best to guess if a headline is real or fake.