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A nurse tells about a girl who had a pin in her mouth, and then accidentally sucked it in where it got temporarily lodged in her throat, dislodged, then lodged in her bronchial, requiring major surgery. Another kid was running with a toothbrush in his mouth, ran into something, and almost punctured an artery. I also read comments that might make you tear up or cry.

“Well, everything is fine with you except for that haircut.” One doctor had a brain fart and couldn’t think of the right word when asking about the penile discharge of one of his patients, so he went with the word “Dong.” I read a bunch more funny comments.

“As a kind of fat guy with glasses, probably the most eviscerated comment I got was, ‘looks like Harry Potter let himself go.’” A comment under this says “I remember someone getting told ‘You look like your patronus is cake.’”

After hammering in his tent pegs, a kid, for no apparent reason, decided to chuck his hammer at a tent. There was a girl inside it who was bashed in the face, breaking multiple teeth on which she choked to death moments later. The kid was arrested and charged with involuntary manslaughter. I also share some life hacks 4:27.

While at his aunt’s funeral, OP overhears some Karens sitting close to him bashing the funeral venue, complaining, and calling it cheap. He then gets up, giving a eulogy about how she was like a mother to him and the whole time witnessing the look of surprise on their faces. Another story is told about a Karen that treats a restaurant employee terribly, but finds something out at the end, making her face go pale. A third story tells of a homophobic Karen who receives some petty vengeance over a parking debacle.

OP in the first story was treated differently by their teacher because they had some disabilities. Then she made the mistake of calling OP’s mother to complain about them. In the second story OP is a hard worker who just wanted to become efficient at their job, but the union workers didn’t like that and kept making their life at work harder for it. So OP came up with an idea on their last day at work.

While working at a law firm, OP receives an unnecessary request from one of the managers, Lady Kathryn. For no apparent reason, this manager wants to make her life and the lives of all the other admins hell, but her reign can’t last forever.

A company’s branch in Salt Lake City has great company culture and gives a lot of leeway to people when they need time off from work. A man higher up in the company takes note and decides to take it upon himself to change this, but the people he’s over do not accept what he’s doing.

OP, a Muslim with a semi conservative family, had a shotgun wedding after she got pregnant with another Muslim’s son. Over the years, the husband has made things difficult by not compromising and telling OP she’s lucky he was willing to save her reputation by marrying her. What should she do?

I read about various devastating events in history. One of the events commented was about the Indonesian mass killings of 1965-1966, which were large-scale killings and civil unrest that occurred in Indonesia over several months, targeting Communist Party of Indonesia party members, Communist sympathisers, Gerwani women, ethnic Javanese Abangan, ethnic Chinese and alleged leftists.

A few of the posts read: there was a legend in a small town about the “Slap Ghost” who would randomly slap men on their way home from the bar at night. Another legend is told about a boy who died in a school boiler room, who for years has been moving the door handle and a chair which hasn’t been moved since the incident.

A couple of the posts read: One girl was “caught” injecting something into her arm and immediately expelled for doing drugs, no questions asked, when in fact she was just taking her insulin for diabetes. Another student was suspended after freaking out because he was told that math homework is more important than his grandmother’s funeral.

OP’s boss was a real piece of work. Turns out nobody liked him, so OP decided on a plan to start recording audio every time his boss was around, which in the end really played to his favor. Another story is told about a good manager who was temporarily replaced by a tyrant who threw everything out the window to do things his way.

OP’s mother complained about her father all growing up. Any time they didn’t have food or money to buy the things they needed, she just blamed it all on him. Finally, after dealing with her mom’s complaining for years even through college, the truth came out.

OP gets revenge on their boss after he decides not to pay the IT help. He ends up losing a boat load more than just a few bucks. Another poster tells about a disrespectful neighbor who wouldn’t shut up throughout the school semester, so when it came time for the neighbor’s finals, it was time for some sweet vengeance.

OP worked for a large company and the leadership wanted to do naughty things with her. After it was clear she wasn’t interested, they started treating her like crap and doing everything they could to make Hell of her life at the company. What they didn’t know was that she was keeping detailed documentation of everything they did.

OP has gained some weight during the pandemic and developed some pretty prominent man boobs in the process. While working out at the gym, the cleaning lady mistakes him for a trans woman, telling him he can use the women’s bathroom if he so desires. Unsure of what she meant at first, he uses the bathroom, and then figures it out and feels too embarrassed to tell her he’s not trans.

A man working in a company was given a USB drive for a work project. He saw a file labeled “Restructuring” on it and decided to investigate. Turns out that the company was planning to let everyone go in 6 months, so he told everyone what was coming and they all got out of the company in the same month, for which the company was not prepared. Another poster tells about when they discovered a huge porn collection on a jump drive after the drive wouldn’t cooperate.

OP decides to bake a cake for his girlfriend. He uses one of the recipes from his mom’s cookbook, but doesn’t realize it’s a recipe that uses Farhenheit instead of Celcius. Another guy and his friends go exploring in an abandoned mine shaft, but notices someone watching them.

OP wanted to search for the TV show “How to Get Away with Murder,” but at the same time was thinking of the show “How I Met Your Mother.” This created a fumble in their brain and they accidentally wrote “How to Murder My Mother” right as his wife walked in the room.

A boy got suspended for throwing a bully out of a window. Another kid had to speak to the counselor for pushing a boy who provoked him. A company put in a stupid rule that required that no one clock in late or clock out too early, so every employee clocked out later and clocked in early, causing the employer to have to pay thousands of dollars in overtime.

A young woman always noticed that her mom looked sad in her pictures growing up, but only spoke well of her childhood and never said anything about bad things that happened to her. She was often annoyingly overprotective until one day she finally revealed what had happened to her.

Therapists, psychiatrists, and psychologists are asked what are some of the most wholesome stories of people getting their lives together. One story includes a woman who spent her whole life on drugs, but finally got clean in her 50’s and went on to accomplish a lot in her later life.

OP has quite the struggle when a bunk mate comes in drunk and can’t find his own sleeping bag. Not realizing that someone is already inside the sleeping bag, he proceeds to pull OP’s bag onto his own naked body causing much confusion.

OP tells a story about when they were home alone talking on the phone, and then dropped the phone. When they looked under the bed to grab it, what they saw may cause you to check under your own from here on out.

A coworker is seen touching himself in the office and keeps getting away with it. Another coworker threatens OP and tells her to meet her outside to fight it out.

In this Ask Reddit episode, we hear answers to a question asking women what their cringiest "I'm not like other girls" moments are. Some stories apply to the OP themselves, and other stories apply to situations in which the OP has witnessed the cringy moment happen to someone else. For example, a girl who thinks she is unique and edgy by wearing Chuck's instead of high heels to her wedding gets a reality check about counter-culture while dress shopping. In another story, we hear about a girl's obsession with wearing top hats in the 6th grade. Listen in to hear the details of these stories and other stories and be sure to let us know what you think of this content.

In this dive into Ask Reddit, we hear about some pretty awesome fan theories. One about kermit the frog causing 9/11. A Matrix Fan theory about the Matrix real world being another layer to the Matrix. A very good theory about Glenda The Witch of The North being the real bad guy in the Wizard of Oz. Listen in to hear these Fan Theories elaborated on and let us know what you think.

Today we try something a little different and read 10 posts from r/showerthoughts. Listen in to hear some shower thoughts people have and let us know what you think about this type of content.

In today's episode, we hear about a college fling that went south but ended up in OP's favor. OP was an attractive, fun, hard-working college student and so was her boyfriend, except when he tried to look cool to his douchey friends. She dumped him for the disrespect he showed her and later on, he realized he messed up and tried to get her back only to get rejected by OP.

Today we go into r/Relationships for a couple of posts asking for advice. In the first post, OP just got engaged and isn't too happy about her engagement ring. They talked pretty extensively about what she would like and she gave him options as well. He ended up choosing everything she said she would never want, from the color of gold to the cut of the stone. What do you think, should she approach her fiance or not? The second post is about a friendship. A work friendship to be exact, one that has become a bit weird. OP has hung out with this work friend only a time or two outside of the office. The office friend seems to think they have a deeper friendship than they do. OP hasn't been feeling very social lately and it seems as though the friend is offended that OP just wants some alone time at the moment, and won't give her a for sure date for a movie night. She has become much more aggressive about it lately and OP needs to address it somehow, how do you think she should go about it?

In this r/maliciouscompliance reading, we hear about one student who had a "dress code violation." The article of clothing in question? A shirt supporting a democratic candidate while the school was in rural Texas. The other post we hear about is about a student who didn't try very hard in P.E. but did very well on the hockey and football teams. When threatened with being removed from the football team for a failing gym class and also have to retake P.E for failing, OP just got a GED right away and went to college a year early.

In today's episode, we hear about OP's relationship problems with her best friend and her request for advice. OP's best friend has been in a long-term relationship much longer than OP has. When OP's Boy Friend proposes to her and she accepts, her best friend won't talk to her. It has been almost two months and OP's best friend hasn't returned any calls or text. Listen in to hear the details and let us know what you think OP should do.

We hear about OP's defiance from doing a senior year project. The administration tried to hang the ability to walk at graduation over OP's head, but OP didn't budge and didn't complete the project out of spite. They allowed OP to walk, but OP didn't attend the graduation anyways.

In this episode we hear about some revenge exacted on a wolf in sheep's clothing. OP helped out his church a lot with the musical services and youth groups. OP did this for free gladly, until a new musical director aka Mr. Charming, joined his church and started trying to take everything over. He had his sights set on the pastor's job and wasted no time trying to spread rumors to negatively affect the pastor politically. After getting OP driven out and away from the church, OP happend to attend a new church which was Mr. Charming's old church. OP told his story about this jerk Mr. Charming and someone who Mr. Charming had wronged and was running from put two and two together from the story and description. The person Mr. Charming was hiding from, exacted the nuclear revenge and ruined his reputation within the church and his career within the church as well.

A math teacher receives a new computer program to teach common core math that has mistakes in the programming. The company replied saying the teacher is too old and not computer literate is why it is flawed. So the teacher employed her students to screenshot any mistakes in the program and email the companies executives.

In today's episode, we go into r/maliciouscompliance. Our first story is about a stubborn fingerprinter who doesn't want to let OP into his appointment for being 5 minutes late. OP finds a crafty way to get it handled so he could get it to his potential employer. The second story is about a tech company that didn't want to buy an expensive tool so they rented it and it ended up costing them much more money.

In today's episode, we hear about some of Reddit's unethical pro tips for life. Though not technically illegal, they for sure bend the rules of morality to some degree or another. Listen in to hear the unethical tips for life and let us know what you think is the most unethical tip of the bunch.

In this revenge stories of Reddit double feature, we hear about a Karen who just wants free things for playing the angry customer card. She keeps sending her drink back after she finishes almost the entire thing. Our Nuclear revenge story is about OP being sexually abused by his father. OP ultimately sent his father to prison by telling on him. While he was in prison, his fellow inmates found out what he had done so they gave him similar treatment that he had given his victims.

In this revenge double feature, we hear first about a mother who puts a whole new meaning to the saying, "I brought you into this world and I can take you out!" She tricks her adult-aged, abusive, drug addict son into going somewhere thinking it's a vacation, but then leaves him there. He will either get clean, figure it out and survive or he will die. The second story is about inconsiderate upstairs neighbors that decide to watch really loud action movies at 3 am. OP and his wife get fed up and go flip the breaker in the building to their neighbor's apartment.

In this episode we hear about a very shady business owner who takes advantage of his employees and breaks labor laws while doing so. Instead of delivering on his promises, he fires OP and never pays her final check. She ends up getting a lawyer who sues her boss for way more money than he owed her because he jerked her around for so long on delivering her owed wages. He ends up not being able to stay in business and the buildings he had worked on had to be destroyed because they were unsafe.

OP tells us about his revenge on a sexual predator, one of the worst types of human garbage. The sexual predator had raped a friend of his and OP ended up framing him with drugs that he planted in his car. The piece of human garbage ran his mouth while in prison and got himself killed.

In today's episode, we hear about OP's inheritance that was received when he was only 3 years old but unable to be accessed until OP was 21. His grandparents instructed him to share how he deemed fair with the other jones-smith grandkids in the family. Well, OP never had full siblings, only half-siblings from a marriage after OP's grandparents had passed and had left the inheritance. OP considered both of them like full brothers and had decided to share the inheritance after he bought a house which was a bit more the 1/3 of the inheritance but OP was planning on paying it back by the time they had turned 21. Once they had learned this they got angry, accused OP of stealing from them, and threatened legal action. They didn't know that the inheritance wasn't technically for them therefore OP didn't owe them any money and ended up keeping most of it because of the way they treated him. Listen in for the details and let us know what you think.

OP is a FIFO electrical contractor and works 2 weeks on 1 week off at a mine. He is getting paid very well and has purchased a house to fix up during his off weeks. One of his neighbors, Dave and Beck, are the best kind of neighbor you can have. His other neighbors, Bill and Jenny, are the worst kind of neighbors you can have. While redoing electrical in his house himself because he is an electrician, OP noticed a branch off on his electrical and water main that headed over to Bill's house. OP then set up a series of security cameras and utility tracking devices to set up Bill and see if he is aware of the utility theft or if a contractor did it in the past and Bill has no idea he is stealing power and water from OP. After turning off the power and water to the house for testing and while he was gone for work for 2 weeks, he came back to see it had been turned back on! He checked his security cameras and noticed it was Bill who had turned them back on! After getting enough evidence that Bill clearly knows he is stealing utilities, OP exacts his revenge on them for being terrible pain in the neck neighbors AND stealing his utilities. Listen in to hear how this pro revenge tale ends up.

Today we read a post from Nuclear Revenge about a heartless HOA that runs Assisted Living facilities in a tyrannical way. They forced Richard out of his home of 10 years by billing him for landscaping he didn't ask for and couldn't afford. After a while of him not paying up they ended up owning his home and he had to move. Richard exacted his revenge in the worst way possible and received the death penalty, but died of natural causes while on death row.

In this r/ProRevenge story, we hear about a real estate developer who moved in next door to OP to try and flip his neighbor's house. While he was working on the project he was doing some shady things and allowing the construction workers to live at the property. The workers were extremely loud and disrespectful. It was like a non-stop party and OP had asked them numerous times to keep it down. He finally told the developer about the problem because technically he was their landlord, and he basically replied with "that's not my problem." After a while of the police not working either, OP was tired and had no hope of peace and quiet. Then one day OP noticed they were doing a pretty decent sized project on the house. OP figured they didn't have a permit so he reported them. He was correct in his assumption and the half-torn-down, tarp-covered, construction site had to stop construction. The rest of the project was a huge pain in the neck for the developer because a wall that needed tearing down half belongs to OP. Therefore OP's permission is needed to tear down the wall and replace it, and he isn't planning on giving him permission anytime soon. The developer lost a ton of money and also was in danger of losing his business and receiving criminal charges for construction with no permit.

Today on the Best of RSlash, OP tells us the story of their petty revenge on their petty neighbors. They moved in next to a retired marine couple and the marine couple did not like OP and his wife. They were constantly trying to call the cops or city officials on OP and his wife to get them in trouble. OP even caught them trying to poison vegetables from his garden. The petty neighbors were constantly complaining about having trouble with ants so when they went out of town, OP took some simple syrup and made ice cubes. OP then took those syrup ice cubes to throw across the fence and into the neighbor's house to attrack more ants.

In our dive into r/ProRevenge for today, we hear about someone who put a car up for sale and a potential buyer bailed on the sale and canceled the deposit check. The seller had turned down numerous other potential buyers because the deposit was made and now the seller will be out the deposit money and not have sold the car. OP and his friend, who is trying to sell the car, weren't going to let this jerk get away with lying and canceling payment on the deposit check, so they set up a prank call program for him to receive his cold revenge from.

In today's episode, we hear about a family in a middle to lower-class neighborhood that gets taken advantage of by a terrible family in their neighborhood. The parents of the terrible children are extremely neglectful and unremorseful of their children's disrespectful behavior. The families would fight over the terrible family stealing electricity and getting caught. The mother was very neglectful and the grandfather was never there either. Then the other family called CPS to get the children the care they needed.

Human error is natural in all professions, but some errors are more serious than others. For surgeons, mistakes can be life threatening for their patients. In this episode, we go into an ask Reddit thread about the biggest mistakes the surgeons of Reddit have made. We hear about minimally invasive routine procedures that end up in accidental death, a double mastectomy because of mixed-up biopsy results, and more.

In this episode of The Best of RSlash we hear about a racist and hypocritical Karen. This Karen wants to call the cops on other people providing salon or spa services, but yet doesn't believe in following the lock down orders herself. OP comes from a migrant family and Karen told her cousin to "go back to her own country instead of messing up this country." Turns out OP was following lock down regulations and the Karen was not which ended up with Karen having a massive fine.

OP’s sister didn’t have a lot of money and set up a time to meet up with a lady through an online marketplace to pick up a used changing table. She had a truck ready to go, and then found out that the lady had already sold the item. So OP decided to exact a little revenge.

One guy helped a friend know whether he was gay or not by letting his friend kiss him. Another person played “Gay Chicken” with his friends and could always win, until one day he went up against someone that was in the closet.

Couples therapists are asked what some relationships they’ve had to work with that instantly set off red flags and if they try to get them to work out. Some examples include one partner wanting to end their relationship while the other wants to keep it together, or two parents not sharing the same core values.

OP is a master of card tricks and OP’s little brother has OCD and is one of the most kind people he has ever known. He lives in a neighborhood where people are very disrespectful to people with disabilities and his brother receives some death threats from a neighbor. They decide to “play poker” to settle things.

Having a couple of large dogs, OP had a little tussle with a man who broke into their home with rapist intent one evening, but the man got away. Soon after, he woke up to some commotion in the home and went downstairs to discover something a little startling.

As the front desk security guard, OP has full control over many of the facilities at his work. After being threatened by a young, cocky, and abominable excuse for a person, a woman comes to OP and tells him what happened. He and his coworkers hatch an elaborate plan of retribution.

OP tells us about a family in his community while growing up that didn't believe in vaccinating their children. This family, after finding out their child had measles, sent their sick child out to play with the other children so that they might also gain a strong natural immunity to measles. The measles eventually made its way to infecting OP and it wasn't such a walk in the park for her like her sister. OP was hospitalized and almost died. OP also now has epilepsy because of the scarring of brain tissue. The anti vax family's thoughts on it were "the other parents should thank them, now their child will have a strong natural immunity to the sickness." Their lack of remorse landed them some serious retaliation from the entire community. They were constantly abused and their cars and house vandalized. Tires were slashed and then replaced only to be slashed again. They eventually moved and sold their house it got so bad. Moral of the story, vaccinate your children to minimize the health problems encountered by your family and your community as a whole.

In this double feature of r/Relationships and r/NuclearRevenge we hear about a very sexually aggressive neighbor and a very juicy car bomb revenge story from r/NuclearRevenge. The female neighbor will even go as far as to blatantly offer OP sex when OP's girlfriend isn't with OP at that time, saying his girlfiend doesn't need to know. The car bomb revenge happend in the late 90's and the person who's car got blown up is a real piece of work. Which doesn't mean blowing a car up is any way to settle your differences, but it does make for good story telling.

In today's episode, we hear about some responses to an Ask Reddit thread asking the teachers of Reddit which students they will never forget. One student that will always be remembered is said to be the most quotable person that OP has ever met. Other stories we cover are less comedic, but very heart warming and special. Even though these stories are of the unforgettable students, I guarantee the students in these stories consider their teachers also unforgettable and probably heroic.

Today we hear about two different stories that were dug up from the depths of Reddit. In our first story we hear about OP's accidentally over powered bidet. 2 hours after the incident, OP still can't trust their farts. The second story we hear about is about someone who loves to donate blood, but has a mishap after a donation that makes them proceed with caution when donating in the future.

Reddit wants to know what embarrassing moments happened before social media and smart phone technology that would have gone viral if it would have existed when it happened. One post details OP's attemp at forcing an epic fart for a laugh and having to deal with the consequences. In another post, OP licked a frozen ice breaking malet and tore a lot of skin off of their tounge on accident. Luckily a doctor was present and they avoided a trip to the ER though the doctor got a face full of blood while trying to examine the injury.

In today's dive into Ask Reddit, we go into a thread about people who hired private investigators. In one post, the adopted sister in a family hired a PI to find her biological father. After investigating and reporting that she had a twin sister which the bio father ran off with. Something didn't feel right, and it turned out the PI was just investigating the adopted sister the whole time and she never had a twin sister. Needless to say, that redditor asked for their money back. Another redditor tell us about their PI discovering their step dad had not 2, but 3 secret families hidden from one another. Hear these stories in detail and more in this episode of, The Best of RSlash.

Today we read some responses from an ask reddit thread about strange and unexplainable moments. One post tells us their story of a benevolent paranomal experience with their deceased daughter. Another post talks about a long time phone stalker, oddly asking OP if their feet are ticklish. The phone stalker would sometimes call OP at a pay phone and OP never found out who it was.....Creepy. Listen in to hear these and more unexplainable moments and let us know if you've had any of your own in the comments.

The OP lived across the street from a very mean bully. For 10 years, this bully treated them terribly, constantly harassing them whenever they were outside or going somewhere. A deep grudge was embedded into the OP, and when they got older, they created a 3 phase plan to get back at their tormenter, which just may go down as some of the meanest revenge yet.

The OP has a job that requires a lot of talking and calling over Skype. He takes note that his coworker hasn’t been doing his part at work, so he calls him personally only to discover that he doesn’t know how to do his job at all. Then the coworker gets him in trouble for something he isn’t guilty of. So the OP devises a plan to let the whole company know what’s really going on.

After being ill treated for a long while, the OP gets fired for “stealing” food, which was actually given to him and never stolen. While leaving the restaurant, he takes a recording of a conversation he overhears from the managers, learning that their “plan” finally came to fruition. After telling this story to his new boss, the recording gets put in the right hands and more issues than they thought come to light.

The OP grew up in a home with a twin brother who never respected him and parents who always favored the brother. His girlfriend cheats on him with his brother, gets pregnant, and then disappears after the brother refuses to raise a child. He is estranged from his family after they find out he’s bisexual, but years later they come to him for help.

The OP started a new job as a salesman at a new company. After experiencing some sexual harassment, they reported it to the CEO. Every executive in the company turned against them and treated them terribly for a long period of time. They got together with their lawyer and decided on a plan to catch this company in its terrible treatment.

Today we cover a few different stories about peoples worst "can't stop laughing" moments. The usual suspects of an inappropriate "can't stop laughing" moment such as funerals and serious church services are told in detail. These moments are unexpected and embarrassing, but they are also extremely hilarious. Have you ever had an embarrassing "can't stop laughing" moment? Let us know in the comments!

OP tells us about the incident that made her quit taking ambien for a sleep aid. She was exremely stressed out and the ambient didn't put her to sleep, but instead made her extremely loopy. She took one more pill which didn't work and just made her situation worse. Concerned she may have taken too much, she went searching for answers on the internet to no avail. She accidentally contacted the suicide hotline instead of the poision control and had the police and EMTs visit her house.

In today's episode, we talk about two stories of revenge. In our first story, OP tells us about his revenge on his new boss who fired him. He was the only OSHA certified forklift driver in the building. After being fired, he called OSHA to report his boss for not having a certified driver among other safety hazards. The second story is about a computer repair contractor who got stiffed on a final bill for services provided. Instead of suing for the amount of the bill, OP decided to book out the restaurant on the following Valentine's Day and not show up or pay a deposit. Valentine's Day was months away and he had been leading him on, making up guest counts and details of the "Surprise Birthday Party." The restaurant ended up having no business on that Valentine's day and lost much more money than what was owed. Always pay your contractors and freelancers.

OP gives all the details of their revenge story on petty neighbors. OP purchased a house with the intent to flip the house. The next-door neighbors started their relationship off by making OP aware of them being the watchdogs of the neighborhood. They bragged about having ties to people who work for the city, making other neighbors repair their homes, and getting renters evicted who they didn't favor. After a while, they turned their wrath on OP and demanded that he do all sorts of things to his property. OP tried to be civil, but it became too much so he enacted his revenge by giving them a taste of their own medicine.

Today we hear about a failing college student's angry father. The student never actually made it to the tutoring sessions even though her father always dropped her off there. The father didn't believe the tutor and was extremely rude. The Mother we hear about tried to kill her son because he was going to inherit something she wanted for herself. Talk about crazy mom, can you imagine your mom trying to kill you?

In today's episode, we have a doubleheader. In one story, OP is an avid billiards player and pays a pretty penny for his custom pool cues. While he was playing at the pool house, an entitled child came and took his playing cue. The other story is about a boyfriend who tells his girlfriend to not go home and get clothes because he has some of hers at his house. Little did he know, the panties that he had given her weren't hers. As you can imagine, the girlfriend is horrified and probably thinking the worst. OP swears he hasn't ever cheated on her and it must be from a previous partner.

We hear about the greatest teachers these Redditors have had, the type of teachers who truly care to make a difference in students' lives. Not all heroes wear capes, and teachers are for sure up there on the real-life heroes list. One teacher took extra time to figure out what part of math a student didn't understand and stuck with them until they understood it. A student came from a very conservative family and hadn't ever traveled before. When they were invited on a very special field trip for science class their parents said no immediately. The science teacher was persistent in persuading the parents to allow the student to attend, as it would be a missed opportunity for their child if they didn't let them attend. Who was the best teacher you ever had?

OP tells us about her terrible date with a fellow soldier while deployed in South Korea. Anything that he could have done wrong he did it. He asked her to pay for most aspects of the date and also made her drink order for her when she originally spoke for herself. What is the worst date you've ever been on?

In today's episode, we go into r/askreddit to see what are the biggest bullets people have dodged. One post details a near collision involving two airplanes on a runway. Another tells the story of a boy who was thrown out of a moving truck. Our last close call situation is a personal story of the host, Johnny. What are some of your close calls/bullet dodges that you've had in your own life?

The OP’s neighbor recently started parking his vehicle inches behind his own for no reason. When he asked him why, the neighbor just smiled and said there’s no law against it. While searching his info online, the OP comes across something perfect for revenge.

The OP’s boyfriend lost his job due to Covid and now has had to get a new job that he absolutely hates. He constantly complains about the job and lately when he comes home he just closes himself in his room and watches YouTube or plays games. He won’t cuddle her anymore so she suspects something is up.

A man nearly shatters his foot, is put on laughing gas, and then watches and laughs as his foot is grinded back into place. Another man hurts his back while working as a bartender. He assumes he just pulled a muscle, but finally goes to the doctor after 9 days only to find out he has a collapsed lung.

The OP ate a whole box of high fiber granola bars the night before he and some of his family went on a road trip. The next morning, 45 minutes into the ride, his stomach began to bloat like never before. The unholy things that proceeded to exit his rear scarred his family for life.

This poster confesses to Reddit that he hates what he does. He’s a dentist and makes a lot of money, but just doesn’t care about the money and has no passion whatsoever for this type of work. His wife is cheating on him and he has nobody else to turn to.

The OP and her boyfriend struggled sleeping for quite a while, so they downloaded an app and she decided to change her diet, eating more fiber and taking sleeping pills. She started sleeping really well, but noticed every morning that he would be downstairs sleeping instead of in the bed with her. She decided to record audio in the night to see if he was cheating, but discovers that’s not it at all.

A man is taken to court for robbing another man and wears the shoes he stole. The judge makes him remove the shoes in the courtroom and give them to the original owner. A terrible landlord threatens his tenants through email. He is taken to court and they get 3 months free rent.

Aliens will come down and make us super strong and smart, like on Futurama, but without the worms. Or aliens will finally reveal themselves to us, improving our civilization. Aids will be cured, as well as cancer.

As an EMT, the OP often has to get up in the middle of the night to go provide emergency aid. Everything between him and his wife is great except for one issue. She can’t seem to leave his boots alone. No matter how many times he tells her, she just won’t stop.

While staying with her in-laws, this woman learns her father-in-law has done some shady things to obtain the success he has today. She always believed her sister-in-law was left by her ex husband, but she reveals he left her and her kids after he had a “talk” with him.

A man in the 1800’s gave away theatre tickets to bald men on the street. Their shiny heads in the audience spelled something quite colorful. The same man walked around the streets with a cow’s udder hanging out of his pants, and when people began to be outraged, he would cut it off.

A redditor tells about how he started dating a really amazing girl, but had matched with her best friend on a dating app and things got a little spicy in the app. Another poster comments about her husband’s relationship with her father and that things went South between them, but they won’t talk about it.

A seemingly nice man came into a shop often to buy beer and even helped them catch a shoplifter. One day a girl went missing and his picture showed up on the news. They later found him dead. Other stories of close interactions with murderers.

A gives a sob story about how they need a futon and have no money, so the OP was nice and gave it to them. They later discovered that they reposted the item for sale at 2.5 times the original price.

The OP has had a good relationship with her boyfriend until recently. He started talking about their mutual friend, John, and trying to talk about how awesome he is. After a few more conversations, and some really strange interactions with both of them, she begins to realize there’s a lot more going on between them than she thought.

The OP’s awkward step brother has been acting very strange around her. She spends a lot of time trying to be cool with him and to seem interested in his hobbies, but eventually she stumbles across some very disturbing stories he wrote on a hard drive.

The poster has been with her fiance for 3 years now. They’ve had a child together, but she feels the relationship has mainly held together because of the child. She is in love with him, but thinks he is not in love with her. Some commenters give her advice.

The OP explains about an issue that has developed with her husband. Everything in their relationship, from them dating for 3 years to them being married for 2 more, was normal until randomly one day he started becoming strangely obsessed with Napoleon Bonaparte.

The OP tells of when she decided to take a bath after years of having not done so. She knocks her wine glass into the water, gets soap in her eyes, and begins bleeding everywhere before crying out to her boyfriend for help. Another poster tells us a story of when he got black-out drunk and spewed bodily fluids everywhere.

Firefighters, Parks and Rec managers, septic tank maintenance workers, and baby sitters are just some of the many crazy jobs people do because, well, they pay great and sometimes can be very rewarding. People tell about the various jobs they do or have done and why it’s worth doing.