What's Your Problem With Nick Abbot and Carol McGiffin

In this episode, Carol paints her toes and Nick has an idea on how to speed that up, someone gets their snaps taken off Instagram and they help out with small talk at parties.

This time, Carol puts a member of the family in a bag, Nick looks at daytime television and they help with being outside and ordering a takeaway

This time, Carol gets giddy, they advise a mother whose children put her on speaker phone and help with an earworm.

This time, there's hubble bubble toilet trouble, they help out with a house guest and Carol prepares for Armageddon.

In this episode, there's a lot of Lidl action, Carol thinks about reading out loud, they help a foreigner with some English expressions and Nick is horrified to find he agrees with Carol.

This time, Nick thinks about changing his tone, Carol picks a fight with van men and they get confused by Human Resources.

This time, Carol has a theory about the Queen, while Nick does not and they help with negotiating a salary and with a couple thinking of taking the next step

In this episode, Carol is so furious her ears popped, Nick is just as understanding as usual and they help with an ABBA related injury.

This time, Carol gets a bad Elvis, Nick bags a bargain, there's an incident in a yoga class and they help a builder with annoying clients

In this episode, Carol tries to try on some sunglasses, Nick storms away from a pub and they help a friendship with benefits and an issue with plane seats.

In this episode, there's a brief echo problem, after which Nick and Carol play "where are they now?" and wonder about the nostalgia of the future

In this episode Carol sings and Nick doesn't, they help out with a pastry dilemma and with a seating problem on trains.

In this episode, Nick hears of a clothing item with a special feature, Carol plans a trip, they advise on a car modification and help an ageing kitty.

In this episode, Carol gets disciplinary, Nick receives some news and they help out with a licky dog and repackaging returns.

In this episode, Carol has a near death experience, Nick has an issue with his ringtone, they help a man with his award winning dentist and assist in choosing lunch

This week, Nick and Carol are suffering some noise, they help out with a copy-cat, a girlfriend's difficult family and assist a lady who needs to sit down to take her earrings off.

This week, Carol reads an article about one of her marriages, Nick says 'no thanks' to a cookie and they help out with a problem in the bedroom

This time, Nick and Carol help out on the promenade, advise on a computer issue and assist with hill etiquette.

This time, Carol is having a run-in with the government, Nick has an issue with a bank, they help out with a neighbour's delivery and advise a gym-goer who fancies her trainer.

This time, a pervert stares at taps, Nick gets amused at the dentist, Carol measures herself against James Bond and they help a person who is hearing things.

In this episode Carol gets some grief, Nick finds a problem with a supplement, they help a passenger on a train and assist with some picky technology.

In this episode, Carol goes to a fantasy land, Nick pretends to be doing something at work, there's a brief encounter in an airport and they help out with German food.

This week, Nick and Carol have a fashion fail, they help a man who can't stand work and assist with someone's teeth

This time, Nick and Carol help someone who wants to get naked on TV, they share a money saving tip for a trip to Paris and assist with an unexpected guest.

This week, Nick and Carol watch farmers doing something unmentionable in fields, Carol comes under attack, Nick gets a weird order at the bar and they help a man whose wife won't go where he wants on holiday.

This week, Nick takes a peek at Carol's room, Carol swerves the make-up counter, they help out with too much packaging and try not to break anything

This time, Nick and Carol compare hats, they help a compulsive worrier, hear about a nightmare and have an appointment with the drug doctor.

This week, Carol does/doesn't complain about the weather, Nick has a plan to get a free holiday, they get taught about hotel cleanliness and tackle ageism.

This week, Nick and Carol talk about Steve Wright, they go shopping for c**p, express their love of butter and help out a man whose wife eats funny.

This time, Carol throws some shade, Nick goes to the Olympics, they help out a person with bathroom noises and check how much footballers earn.

This week, Carol gets a visit form the gendarmes, Nick gets confused by fruit, they help a man with is name and pick sides in a neighbours' dispute

This week, Nick weathers a storm, Carol has a beverage, they complain about their restaurant tables and decide to plump their pillows.

This week, Nick makes the mistake of checking his bag, Carol flings things around willy-nilly, they help a man with his coat and run a few ideas up the flagpole

This week, Nick gets asked something in the street, Carol explains her feelings about the London mayor and farming, and they help out with the issue of marrying for money.

This episode features a built-in delay, Nick collars a billionaire, Carol goes all "Judith Chalmers", Nick finds out a famous person bought his flat and they help a man with a hat.

In this episode, Carole drops an E, Nick takes a trip up a canal without a gondola, they help a person with their name and give good telly advice.

This week, Carol refuses to do the ironing, Nick picks on Easter, they help out a man who does everything and one that wants to leave the country.

This week, Carol refuses to cooperate with the police, Nick tries bathroom basketball and they help out a chap who claims he isn't normal

This week, Nick and Carol look into the future, Carol has an energy failure, Nick takes a selfie, they peer at Brad Pitt's face and fight about Alastair Campbell.

This week Nick and Carol connect a gas cannister, get confused in a trade shop, go on the attack and take a look at Ed Sheeran.

This week, in part one of our new twice weekly podcast, Nick and Carol have a fight with the technology, they help with the dishes, pick a plumber and try to stop swearing.

This week, Carol buys some shoes, Nick defends his furniture, they avoid the Ikea trek, help out with a charity outrage and assist with the oven.

This week, Nick and Carol pour their drinks down the loo, have weird dreams, clean the carpets, get scared by Chat GPT and take care of the pets.

This week, Carol has some money saving advice, Nick tries to un-hunch his shoulders, they help out with the Tooth Fairy, plan the buffet strategy and assist with the Christmas cards.

This week, Nick and Carol get measured, Carol fails at packing, Nick finds he can't afford to look like a tramp, they help with a dissatisfied wife and untangle a political slogan

This week, Nick re-writes the rules, Carol passes on the cakes and they help with an interrupting husband, curious relatives abroad and wonder where Hammersmith went.

This week, Carol goes full elf, Nick goes full fake, they help out with a couple's arguing, deal with a mansplainer and figure out why we worship actors.

This week, Nick and Carol are considerate neighbours, help out with boastful vegans and give listeners some homework

This week, Nick fails to get connected, Carol can't help herself, they assist with the football commentary, get to grips with a moustache and a long distance love affair.

This week, Carol gets a trim in the kitchen, Nick picks a fight with three billionaires, they help with a snorer, assist in a battle with artificial intelligence and pay with change.

This week, Nick and Carol are over at Becks' place, they have breakfast out and help with a cat, a bat and some awful grandchildren.

This week, Carol sets her alarm, Nick takes advantage of a window of opportunity, they are both brave little soldiers when visiting the dentist, they go wilding and get attached to the people on the telly.

This week, Carol complains a lot, Nick leaves the hotel shampoo, they help out with a water problem, peer at bugs and wonder at scaffolding.

This week, Carol gets bothered by her husband, Nick refuses to rate the service, they help a woman who's husband is turning into his dad, there's trouble with a builder and they strike a destination off their holiday list.

This week, Nick and Carol try not to get any water on them, get bored with other people's grand-kids, Carol takes up an instrument and Nick rumbles a dog's game

This week, Carol ponders doing something frightening on TV, Nick orders from the 1970s menu, they avoid a shower of spittle and splash the cash.

This week, Nick and Carol try shaking hands, Carol cooks up a storm, Nick has it out with a gym goer and they help put things back together

This week Nick crosses the border into a militarised seaside resort, Carol thinks of selling pictures of her feet and there's a problem thats quite hairy.

This week, Nick and Carol help to make the bed, Carol goes all 1970's, Nick cracks a Russian code and they try to remember that funny bloke from the thing.

This week, Carol washes her trainers, Nick talks about tails, they fix Netflix and have a bash at cheering someone up.

This week, Nick and Carol follow the weather, avoid bears, help a holidaymaker and check their blood pressure.

This week, Nick and Carol are on their worst behaviour, try on Napoleon's hat for size, help out on a roundabout and check in as a singleton

This week, Nick and Carol have a heated debate, Carol tries to call the government, Nick sees an incident with a dog and there's a huge pair of lips.

This week, Nick and Carol get a pest drunk, Carol gets an offer she can't accept, Nick gets a grammar lesson and they argue about lunch.

This week, Carol shows a part of herself on television, Nick takes action against the sun and they help out with puppy love, air conditioning and invent a new contest.

This week, the class system question is solved, Carol gets attacked mid-podcast, Nick feels like an idiot and there's a problem in the loo.

This week, in a festival of assistance, Nick and Carol weigh in at the airport, fail a job interview, Carol threatens her husband and Nick fails to get served at the bar.

This week, Nick sees a shag in Brighton, Carol goes over the Shard, they argue about class, coffee, sandwiches, salads and maths but agree on queuing and browning.

This week, Nick and Carol want to know if you're OK, Carol has a mouth related accident and Nick picks a fight with the Hells Angels.

This week, Carol forgets where she's just been, Nick gets assaulted with a cassette, they help someone with a boring stalker and have a great idea about clubbing.

This week, Nick and Carol give some sensible Scilly advice, forget who just died and assist with an incontinent dog.

This week, Nick and Carol talk telly, Nick looks up a hotel he can't afford and tries clothes that don't suit him, Carol goes to butler school and fails to pull off a snakeskin jacket and they take a shower, but not together.

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This week, Carol gets abuse and goes viral, Nick turns off daytime TV, Carol refuses to go to somewhere awful, they help a man with a dog bed and rate a classic rock song.

This week, Carol makes an error, Nick is remarkably understanding, they get lost in a car park and talk to a robot.

This week, Carol has a rendezvous, Nick dreams of pudding, Carol gets a winkle and they talk Oxford Street, David Bowie and having a clear-out.

In this ruder than usual episode, Nick is put on hold, Carol picks a fight with Robocop, they help a man with his emails and they both fail to evolve.

This week, Carol claims to have powers, Nick begs to differ, they peer at the King, order a really small coffee and try to park

This week Nick has a code id his doze and Carol is just as sympathetic as you would expect. They talk super-spies, ask for a receipt and help someone to be less nice.

This week, Nick and Carol get ready to go out, point at good looking people, help a man who hired a moron, keep track of the kids and measure Brad Pitt.

This week, Nick and Carol help out a bored teen, try to get a mouse out of the house, eat banas and shrimp and have a fire emergency.

This week, Nick is slightly hung-over, Carol is in no mood for nonsense, they dress in gym clothes and talk sausages and ping food.

This week, Nick and Carol search for perfection, Carol gets a quick medical, Nick gets up for a full English, they compare dinner dates and find a terrific/terrible way to start the day

This week, Nick gets followed by Google, Carol has an issue with her face, they help out at the hairdressers and give excellent advice for the loo.

This week, Nick and Carol accidentally ignore a question about the Magic Roundabout, Nick goes in search of a pastry, Carol takes a selfie in the loo,and Chat GPT has them both bang to rights.