289 - I can see you!
In this episode, Carol takes a nightmare trip, Nick is unprepared for what he can see and they help with breakfast and a loud pair of jeans.
Sun, 17 Nov 2024 - 51min
288 - A 4.5 Rupiah million bar bill.
In this episode, Carol has thunder, lightening, very very frightening and they help with a cooker and a racist Nan.
Fri, 15 Nov 2024 - 46min
287 - In-flight starvation
In this episode, Carol gets short-changed, Nick is almost sympathetic, there's tales of paradise and they help with queuing and hair dye stains.
Mon, 11 Nov 2024 - 40min
286 - Hangin' on the telephone
In this episode, Carol is waiting for a chat, Nick is disconnected and they help with table manners and with interrupting celebrities.
Fri, 08 Nov 2024 - 43min
285 - Quack, quack, oops.
In this episode, Carol makes makes a slip, Nick tries and fails to save her and they help with a classic TV series and a heavy-handed wife.
Mon, 04 Nov 2024 - 43min
284 - Husky Do
In this episode, Nick spots a Christmas tree and so does Carol and they help with the number zero and with where to sit on a dog sled.
Fri, 01 Nov 2024 - 40min
283 - "If I was a woman..."
In this episode, Nick keeps the cap attached, Carol doesn't and they help with a Drag Race fan and a very expensive dentist.
Mon, 28 Oct 2024 - 40min
282 - Little'un Large
In this episode, Carol goes undercover, Nick has a problem with a cloud and they help with boomeranging children and twisting pants.
Fri, 25 Oct 2024 - 48min
281 - Respect the dongle!
In this episode, Carol goes to pick something up, Nick wants to know what it is and they help with the menopause and with splitting logs
Mon, 21 Oct 2024 - 44min
280 - Venus is a hottie
In this episode, Carol is late for an appointment, Nick has a new addiction and they help a grandad who doesn't like the name and a person who needs an aid.
Fri, 18 Oct 2024 - 41min
279 - The Detritus!
In this episode, Carol has a delivery, Nick makes an horrific discovery and they help with a parent's annoying friend and with a couple who don't see eye-to-eye.
Mon, 14 Oct 2024 - 48min
278 - When to skip lunch
This week, Carol takes an opportunity when Nick can't hear her and they help with a language dilemma, a poster issue and with shedding pounds.
Fri, 11 Oct 2024 - 39min
277 - A job lot of clobber
In this episode, Carol steals some sachets, Nick has a morning revelation and they help with an idle relative and with what to do with a wedding dress.
Mon, 07 Oct 2024 - 41min
276 - Worryingly agreeable
In this episode, Nick and Carol help an Australian who is bored of Australia, assist with a wedding anniversary and with a first time buyer.
Fri, 04 Oct 2024 - 39min
275 - The Mad Axewoman of Hampstead
In this episode, Carol returns an odd item and they help with a pushy friend and mastering small talk.
Mon, 30 Sep 2024 - 46min
274 - The Celebrity Slaughtering Machine
In this episode, Nick and Carol help with a smelly vacuum cleaner and with what to see on a big trip.
Fri, 27 Sep 2024 - 47min
273 - Butty derangement syndrome
In this episode, Carol puts her blue jeans on, Nick wears a badge and they help with knotty bread issue.
Mon, 23 Sep 2024 - 38min
272 - Turning your pants inside out.
In this episode, Nick checks the electricity, Carol is late back from holiday and they help with the sheets.
Fri, 20 Sep 2024 - 50min
271 - The jeans fetish
In this episode, Carol attacks punks, Nick misses a superstar, they get some angry advice and help with a wierd job.
Mon, 16 Sep 2024 - 39min
270 - Staggering around the village
In this episode, Nick struggles with a new computer, Carol gets a comment from a local and they help with a restaurant dilemma and on how to cope with a big birthday.
Fri, 13 Sep 2024 - 41min
269 - Spicy, not smelly
In this episode, Carol spices up her nuts, Nick finishes his lunch and they help with describing yourself on dating websites
Mon, 09 Sep 2024 - 46min
268 - User error
This time, Carol finds she is not the account holder, Nick discovers he is not the administrator and they help with hiding valuables and ordering pizza.
Fri, 06 Sep 2024 - 46min
267 - Meeting Mr Blobby
In this episode, Nick is mad for it, Carol disapproves, they look into a bucket hat, help with a cat problem and advise on spam calls.
Mon, 02 Sep 2024 - 48min
266 - The Vestment Divesters.
In this episode, Nick suffers a carmageddon, Carol neglects hers, they come up with a money making scheme, help someone who's podcasts won't play and with remembering names.
Fri, 30 Aug 2024 - 46min
265 - Nick and Carol are murderers
This week, Nick and Carol play travel agents and they help review a TV show that neither of them have seen.
Mon, 26 Aug 2024 - 44min
264 - Gnaaaarrrrgh!
In this episode, Carol has a problem with her box, Nick as an issue with some tools and they help a nurse who wants a particular day off and a lad who wants a sports car.
Fri, 23 Aug 2024 - 43min
263 - I was a teenage slut
This week, Carol checks for an infestation, Nick assists with the packing and they help a Taylor Swift sufferer and choose where a nomad should settle down.
Mon, 19 Aug 2024 - 42min
262 - Puppet Porn
This week, Carol fails to spot Tom Cruise, Nick objects to a turn of phrase and they hear about an embarrassing family incident they caused and help with some wind-chimes.
Fri, 16 Aug 2024 - 45min
261 - The Plastic Flower Person
In this episode, Carol has a fruit problem, Nick tells her what do with them and they help with an accidental dinner invite and an offensive wedding list.
Mon, 12 Aug 2024 - 50min
260 - Knock, knock...
In this episode, Nick has the builders in, Carol complains about being balmy (not barmy) and they help with a family food dispute and an incident in a car park.
Fri, 09 Aug 2024 - 43min
259 - So Solid Who?
In this episode, Carol gets into a celebrity spat, Nick gets the belt and they deal with a sarcastic husband.
Mon, 05 Aug 2024 - 46min
258 - The Box and Bush
This week, Carol loses a loved thing, Nick kills an Acer and they help with a maintenance issue and with a rude sister-in-law.
Fri, 02 Aug 2024 - 46min
257 - The Blah Blah Lane
This week, Carol gets her feet out, Nick sends an emoji and they help with in-flight etiquette and with a tardy new friend
Mon, 29 Jul 2024 - 41min
256 - The chat line
In this episode, Carol organises her handbag, Nick chooses a password and they help with a shouty delivery man and with how to get in to a gym
Fri, 26 Jul 2024 - 47min
255 - The telepathetic episode
In this episode, Carol takes a peek inside, Nick visits a psychic and they help with a chatty neighbour.
Mon, 22 Jul 2024 - 38min
254 - Carol wins first prize
In this episode, Carol promises evidence of her misbehaviour, Nick calls in sick, they bid on some auction items and help someone who keeps winning things.
Fri, 19 Jul 2024 - 49min
253 - The ChatGPT query
In this episode, Carol is on her worst behaviour and so is Nick and they help with surviving World War 3 and are quizzed by a computer chip.
Mon, 15 Jul 2024 - 52min
252 - The word is "taboo".
In this episode, Carol orders a picture of herself, |Nick looks forward to his present and they try to stay out of an unfaithful relationship and there's advice on what not to eat in the Arctic.
Fri, 12 Jul 2024 - 51min
251 - The Ruined 250th Episode
In this episode, Carol agrees with Nick, Nick can't believe it and they help with a jealous friend and with buying stuff for a new flat-share
Mon, 08 Jul 2024 - 47min
250 - This episode is OK!
In this episode, Carol gets bitten, Nick is revolting and they help with being added to a WhatsApp list and a father who needs a new car.
Fri, 05 Jul 2024 - 55min
249 - The Groovy Hip Swingers
In this episode, Carol is offered a seat, Nick has an issue at the barbers and they help with a canvasser and what to do on holiday in the rain
Mon, 01 Jul 2024 - 46min
248 - What's Carol worth?
In this episode, there's some fake news about Carol and they help with an attraction at work and with what a 13 year old should be listening to.
Fri, 28 Jun 2024 - 45min
247 - Knobbling a judge
This week, Nick corrects a mistake, Carol gets her timing wrong and they help with a football non-fan and a couple who can't decide how to spend a windfall.
Mon, 24 Jun 2024 - 44min
246 - Somewhat tardy.
This week, Carol is cross but it's not Nick's fault, why would anyone think that? They help with shopping on a Bank Holiday and with a fantasy about a TV personality.
Fri, 21 Jun 2024 - 42min
245 - A nap between feet
This week, Carol is in the cellar, Nick contacts her husband and they help with moving house and taking a driving test.
Mon, 17 Jun 2024 - 44min
244 - Low IQ Pandas.
This week, Carol has an updating issue, Nick gets a compliment and they wonder at wildlife and give advice on throwing out old clothes.
Fri, 14 Jun 2024 - 48min
243 - Is my package in your box?
This week, Carol is desolated, Nick is wrapped in wool and they help a concerned flier and a disgusted dinner guest
Mon, 10 Jun 2024 - 44min
242 - Not sure about the frogs.
This week, Carol is at the end of her tether and it's not Nick's fault, mostly. They help with technology misbehaving and a height issue.
Fri, 07 Jun 2024 - 47min
241 - Who's Mike?
This week, Carol goes to a B&B, Nick goes to Glastonbury in his mind and they help to distinguish between a friend and an acquaintance.
Mon, 03 Jun 2024 - 37min
240 - Proper jobs
This week, Nick has a fantasy about a bodily function, carol is not impressed and they help a worker who has been called back to the office and with a rocky relationship.
Fri, 31 May 2024 - 46min
239 - Taking pictures of pants
In this episode, Carol paints her toes and Nick has an idea on how to speed that up, someone gets their snaps taken off Instagram and they help out with small talk at parties.
Mon, 27 May 2024 - 50min
238 - The one-footed pigeon
This time, Carol puts a member of the family in a bag, Nick looks at daytime television and they help with being outside and ordering a takeaway
Fri, 24 May 2024 - 41min
237 - Woozy inducing
This time, Carol gets giddy, they advise a mother whose children put her on speaker phone and help with an earworm.
Mon, 20 May 2024 - 40min
236 - Carol tolerates Nick's inadequacies
This time, there's hubble bubble toilet trouble, they help out with a house guest and Carol prepares for Armageddon.
Fri, 17 May 2024 - 46min
235 - Joanne's banned!
In this episode, there's a lot of Lidl action, Carol thinks about reading out loud, they help a foreigner with some English expressions and Nick is horrified to find he agrees with Carol.
Mon, 13 May 2024 - 39min
234 - Asking for directions
This time, Nick thinks about changing his tone, Carol picks a fight with van men and they get confused by Human Resources.
Fri, 10 May 2024 - 48min
233 - Everyone's a winner
This time, Carol has a theory about the Queen, while Nick does not and they help with negotiating a salary and with a couple thinking of taking the next step
Mon, 06 May 2024 - 46min
232 - Yes "it" is
In this episode, Carol is so furious her ears popped, Nick is just as understanding as usual and they help with an ABBA related injury.
Fri, 03 May 2024 - 49min
231 - The danger element
This time, Carol gets a bad Elvis, Nick bags a bargain, there's an incident in a yoga class and they help a builder with annoying clients
Mon, 29 Apr 2024 - 47min
230 - A pre-used lover
In this episode, Carol tries to try on some sunglasses, Nick storms away from a pub and they help a friendship with benefits and an issue with plane seats.
Fri, 26 Apr 2024 - 52min
229 - Huey who?
In this episode, there's a brief echo problem, after which Nick and Carol play "where are they now?" and wonder about the nostalgia of the future
Mon, 22 Apr 2024 - 48min
228 - Touching the thongs
In this episode Carol sings and Nick doesn't, they help out with a pastry dilemma and with a seating problem on trains.
Fri, 19 Apr 2024 - 47min
227 - Playing havoc with her 'do
In this episode, Nick hears of a clothing item with a special feature, Carol plans a trip, they advise on a car modification and help an ageing kitty.
Mon, 15 Apr 2024 - 42min
226 - The Rock 'n' Roll Wake
In this episode, Carol gets disciplinary, Nick receives some news and they help out with a licky dog and repackaging returns.
Fri, 12 Apr 2024 - 49min
225 - A Flobby Meal Deal
In this episode, Carol has a near death experience, Nick has an issue with his ringtone, they help a man with his award winning dentist and assist in choosing lunch
Mon, 08 Apr 2024 - 43min
224 - She's got the builders in.
This week, Nick and Carol are suffering some noise, they help out with a copy-cat, a girlfriend's difficult family and assist a lady who needs to sit down to take her earrings off.
Fri, 05 Apr 2024 - 47min
223 - A taptastrophic tilemageddon
This week, Carol reads an article about one of her marriages, Nick says 'no thanks' to a cookie and they help out with a problem in the bedroom
Tue, 02 Apr 2024 - 49min
222 - Rocking by the sea
This time, Nick and Carol help out on the promenade, advise on a computer issue and assist with hill etiquette.
Fri, 29 Mar 2024 - 42min
221 - Living on the edge
This time, Carol is having a run-in with the government, Nick has an issue with a bank, they help out with a neighbour's delivery and advise a gym-goer who fancies her trainer.
Mon, 25 Mar 2024 - 45min
220 - Big jobs
This time, a pervert stares at taps, Nick gets amused at the dentist, Carol measures herself against James Bond and they help a person who is hearing things.
Fri, 22 Mar 2024 - 47min
219 - A bloke walks in to a bar...
In this episode Carol gets some grief, Nick finds a problem with a supplement, they help a passenger on a train and assist with some picky technology.
Mon, 18 Mar 2024 - 46min
218 - Sprinkled with Tinker Bell dust.
In this episode, Carol goes to a fantasy land, Nick pretends to be doing something at work, there's a brief encounter in an airport and they help out with German food.
Fri, 15 Mar 2024 - 47min
217 - Noddy Holder's pool cleaner?
This week, Nick and Carol have a fashion fail, they help a man who can't stand work and assist with someone's teeth
Mon, 11 Mar 2024 - 37min
216 - A perfectly normal visitor
This time, Nick and Carol help someone who wants to get naked on TV, they share a money saving tip for a trip to Paris and assist with an unexpected guest.
Fri, 08 Mar 2024 - 46min
215 - Sticks with knobs on
This week, Nick and Carol watch farmers doing something unmentionable in fields, Carol comes under attack, Nick gets a weird order at the bar and they help a man whose wife won't go where he wants on holiday.
Mon, 04 Mar 2024 - 51min
214 - The one hit wonders
This week, Nick takes a peek at Carol's room, Carol swerves the make-up counter, they help out with too much packaging and try not to break anything
Fri, 01 Mar 2024 - 51min
213 - So much expertise!
This time, Nick and Carol compare hats, they help a compulsive worrier, hear about a nightmare and have an appointment with the drug doctor.
Mon, 26 Feb 2024 - 41min
212 - Hey sexy lady!
This week, Carol does/doesn't complain about the weather, Nick has a plan to get a free holiday, they get taught about hotel cleanliness and tackle ageism.
Fri, 23 Feb 2024 - 46min
211 - Problem...something...solution
This week, Nick and Carol talk about Steve Wright, they go shopping for c**p, express their love of butter and help out a man whose wife eats funny.
Mon, 19 Feb 2024 - 47min
210 - Carol McGiffin is hot!
This time, Carol throws some shade, Nick goes to the Olympics, they help out a person with bathroom noises and check how much footballers earn.
Fri, 16 Feb 2024 - 47min
209 - A real game of cat and mouse
This week, Carol gets a visit form the gendarmes, Nick gets confused by fruit, they help a man with is name and pick sides in a neighbours' dispute
Mon, 12 Feb 2024 - 41min
208 - Spanish ones are pants
This week, Nick weathers a storm, Carol has a beverage, they complain about their restaurant tables and decide to plump their pillows.
Fri, 09 Feb 2024 - 48min
207 - Blue sky thinking
This week, Nick makes the mistake of checking his bag, Carol flings things around willy-nilly, they help a man with his coat and run a few ideas up the flagpole
Mon, 05 Feb 2024 - 47min
206 - The most relaxing thing ever.
This week, Nick gets asked something in the street, Carol explains her feelings about the London mayor and farming, and they help out with the issue of marrying for money.
Fri, 02 Feb 2024 - 50min
205 - A bit of a lag
This episode features a built-in delay, Nick collars a billionaire, Carol goes all "Judith Chalmers", Nick finds out a famous person bought his flat and they help a man with a hat.
Mon, 29 Jan 2024 - 40min
204 - A newfangled episode
In this episode, Carole drops an E, Nick takes a trip up a canal without a gondola, they help a person with their name and give good telly advice.
Fri, 26 Jan 2024 - 46min
203 - Problems with stools
This week, Carol refuses to do the ironing, Nick picks on Easter, they help out a man who does everything and one that wants to leave the country.
Mon, 22 Jan 2024 - 48min
202 - No great shakes
This week, Carol refuses to cooperate with the police, Nick tries bathroom basketball and they help out a chap who claims he isn't normal
Fri, 19 Jan 2024 - 45min
201 - Fascinating extractions
This week, Nick and Carol look into the future, Carol has an energy failure, Nick takes a selfie, they peer at Brad Pitt's face and fight about Alastair Campbell.
Mon, 15 Jan 2024 - 47min
200 - Oi! What's your problem?
This week Nick and Carol connect a gas cannister, get confused in a trade shop, go on the attack and take a look at Ed Sheeran.
Fri, 12 Jan 2024 - 51min
199 - We're Back!
This week, in part one of our new twice weekly podcast, Nick and Carol have a fight with the technology, they help with the dishes, pick a plumber and try to stop swearing.
Mon, 08 Jan 2024 - 46min
198 - The delivery man always rings twice
This week, Carol buys some shoes, Nick defends his furniture, they avoid the Ikea trek, help out with a charity outrage and assist with the oven.
Mon, 18 Dec 2023 - 58min
197 - A bit woozy
This week, Nick and Carol pour their drinks down the loo, have weird dreams, clean the carpets, get scared by Chat GPT and take care of the pets.
Mon, 11 Dec 2023 - 1h 06min
196 - Carol takes a trip
This week, Carol has some money saving advice, Nick tries to un-hunch his shoulders, they help out with the Tooth Fairy, plan the buffet strategy and assist with the Christmas cards.
Mon, 04 Dec 2023 - 1h 04min
195 - She's got things on the go
This week, Nick and Carol get measured, Carol fails at packing, Nick finds he can't afford to look like a tramp, they help with a dissatisfied wife and untangle a political slogan
Mon, 27 Nov 2023 - 1h 00min
194 - A stickler for the rules
This week, Nick re-writes the rules, Carol passes on the cakes and they help with an interrupting husband, curious relatives abroad and wonder where Hammersmith went.
Mon, 20 Nov 2023 - 59min
193 - The eight foot fake
This week, Carol goes full elf, Nick goes full fake, they help out with a couple's arguing, deal with a mansplainer and figure out why we worship actors.
Mon, 13 Nov 2023 - 1h 01min
192 - The Dump Button
This week, Nick and Carol are considerate neighbours, help out with boastful vegans and give listeners some homework
Mon, 06 Nov 2023 - 1h 04min
191 - The Fat Day
This week, Nick fails to get connected, Carol can't help herself, they assist with the football commentary, get to grips with a moustache and a long distance love affair.
Mon, 30 Oct 2023 - 59min
190 - Doughnuts, crisps and lard
This week, Carol gets a trim in the kitchen, Nick picks a fight with three billionaires, they help with a snorer, assist in a battle with artificial intelligence and pay with change.
Mon, 23 Oct 2023 - 1h 02min