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  • 193 - The Mustard and Cress Shortage - The Goon Show

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    The Goon Show is a British radio comedy programme, originally produced and broadcast by the BBC Home Service from 1951 to 1960, with occasional repeats on the BBC Light Programme. The first series, broadcast from 28 May to 20 September 1951, was titled Crazy People; subsequent series had the title The Goon Show.


    The show's chief creator and main writer was Spike Milligan, who performed the series alongside Harry Secombe, Peter Sellers and (for the first two series) Michael Bentine. The scripts mixed ludicrous plots with surreal humour, puns, catchphrases and an array of bizarre sound effects. There were also light music interludes. Some of the later episodes feature electronic effects devised by the fledgling BBC Radiophonic Workshop, many of which were reused by other shows for decades. Many elements of the show satirised contemporary life in 1950s Britain, parodying aspects of show business, commerce, industry, art, politics, diplomacy, the police, the military, education, class structure, literature and film.

    The show was released internationally through the BBC Transcription Services (TS). It aired regularly from the 1950s in Australia, South Africa, New Zealand, India, and Canada, although these TS versions were frequently edited to avoid controversial subjects. In the United States, NBC began broadcasting the programme on its radio network from the mid-1950s.

    Subversive and absurdist, The Goon Show exercised a considerable influence on the development of British and American comedy and popular culture. It was cited as a major influence by the Beatles, the American comedy troupe the Firesign Theatre, and the British comedy troupe Monty Python.

    Wed, 16 Oct 2024 - 26min
  • 192 - The “SAY-SAY-SÉANCE” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy

    Clare Sera, or her ectoplasmic doppelgänger, reflects on a life and an afterlife as the world's expert on seances. Danno Sullivan asks questions from a sealed envelope. How he got in the envelope, I'll never know.

    Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.

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    Wed, 20 Oct 2021 - 11min
  • 191 - The CRYPTOZOOLOGY Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy

    Bigfoot. Jackalope. Nessie. If this episode wasn't about creatures that are made up, you might think we were making it up.

    Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.

    And to other announcer from Elgin America, Jeff Bellin.

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    Sat, 06 Aug 2022 - 14min
  • 190 - The “GHOST TOWNS of the OLD WEST” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy

    Saddle up your ponies, put your feet in the syrups for these thrilling tales East Ghost vs. West Ghost in the battle for the town.

    Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.

    Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera

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    Danno: Clare Sera. Our audience tonight is composed mostly of Cowboys and cow women. Cal people. And that's your naturally. And since you specialize in ghost towns of the old west, I thought we could probe your area of expertise.

    Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls saddle up your ponies, put your feet in the syrup's because our guest today is Claire. Sarah, a world renowned expert in ghost towns of the old west Clare Sera. Welcome to the expert tests podcast.

    That's exactly what I was hoping for was a little bit of that flavor, from the old times of the old west now, obviously the old west is a time that's far beyond any of us living today. What got you interested in such an unusual egg I'm like Hively.

    Clare: Oh, that's actually, that could be a little bit of a possession Danno, when, when I was, but it'll, it'll come out, it'll come out. That's probably old Gabe Mackenzie,

    Danno: Gabe McKinsey, the famous devil of desert Gulch.

    Clare: desert Gulch.

    And That's what he likes to create a gulping sound because.

    Danno: what I felt in my throat was it felt like a Gulch.


    Clare: yes. You had a Gulch in your throat. That's Gabes specialty. He's a prankster he's a funny prankster, but he has killed a few people.


    Danno: you're telling me that the, a ghost of an old cowboy or a friendly prospect or something has actually literally in modern times taken the life of human people.


    Clare: Well, you know, that's The funny thing that I have discovered in researching America's ghost hands. And we're talking about America's ghost towns, ghost towns of the old west where


    the,


    Danno: of America,


    Clare: the old west of America on the Western part of America,


    you


    know,


    Danno: Western part of the old west,


    Clare: of the Wolf's westerly west ness


    Danno: my understanding is the further west. You go, the more ghostly the ghost towns get.


    Clare: Well, you have to be careful. If you go too far west, you end up east and the east coast towns. you don't want to have anything to do with those who


    Danno: you got to stay on the right side of the gun.


    Clare: Yeah. On the left to the right of the westerly Gulch towns, that's where you find your ghosts, Gerald cowboy, ghosts, Gerald, brothel, ladies, your snappy gold dig in Westie types that inhabit the ghost towns now to become a ghost.


    You've got to have unfinished business in this


    Danno: sure. So many people went out prospecting for. And failed. Does that count as unfinished business?


    Clare: that is some of it, but I'm talking about business actual like business dealings, contracts, um, bank loans,


    Danno: see mortgages.


    Clare: buildings and loan


    Danno: Okay.


    These are surprisingly less terrifying ghost. And honestly, I was hoping for, what does it take for a ghost to be able to just sign a name one last time on a contract?


    Clare: First of all, they have to find ink


    Danno: Do they need to sign a physical contract in our realm with physical liquid ink? Okay. So finding ink doesn't sound like that. Big of a.


    Clare: Well, where would you find Inc. Danno?


    You're


    not going to find Inc in a ghost town.


    Danno: Oh, I didn't think about


    that. Even the office supply stores of a ghost town are closed And ghostly,


    Clare: so a lot of ghosts will spend their time trying to repurpose, ancient molecules of ink from the early days, which of course is still floating around. Do you know that everything is always floating around and all pieces of dead people, dead animals, everything from the past


    Danno: That's why I don't cut my fingernails anymore.


    Clare: So they're not floating around.


    Danno: nobody's doing the voodoo on me. Clear. Nobody is doing the voodoo on


    Clare: Well, Danno, I think gave Mackenzie gave you a good


    Gulshan earlier.


    Danno: Yeah. Point taken. So I do want to find out about the signature business, but you.


    Happened again.


    Clare: You've


    been Gulch. That's just a promo for, uh, I'm doing a TV show about ghosts of the old west. I'm trying to get a little bit of money so I can get ink to these ghost towns and let some of these ghosts have their final rest.


    Look, if people are interested or really interested in finding out what the ghosts of these old Western towns, what their personalities are like, um, what it would take to give them a little bit of eternal peace and rest, they can watch my television show. You've been Gulch, any Friday night, it's on a YouTube channel, Now, do you have a link to that? Can you have a


    Danno: Yeah, we can put a link to Gulch me now.


    Clare: you you've been


    Gulch.


    Danno: I'm sorry. I've linked to the wrong website.


    So that sounds a little bit like one of those fun, practical jokes. Programs,


    Clare: they have a lot of time for pranks and fund, you know, in between while they're waiting for their,


    ink to


    Undray.


    Danno: are they going to do to pass


    Clare: Right. So they've, they have rigged up. Some of these towns are rigged with elaborate police systems where the front facades of those towns.


    Danno: is there some fun loving Jeffery that goes on with the ghosts and the old dangerous buildings and unsuspecting passers by


    Clare: you know, it that's exactly what's happened because even though these girls have unfinished business, Maybe you've seen the Buster Keaton film where he's just standing there and a whole building falls down over top of him and he, he stands through the window. The window just falls around him.


    Danno: so are you saying a tourist can come have a building fall over them?


    Clare: Yeah, I though the goals are not very good with measurements. We've


    had.


    Danno: How could they be.


    Clare: That's been what some of the killings have come from


    Danno: Yeah, but th then you get some fresh young ghosts and that's the sort of thing that really keeps a town


    like that alive,


    Clare: And most of these young ghosts have unfinished business with like student loan debt


    Danno: or just revenge against the other ghosts that killed them.


    Clare: bright revenge business is really big in the Eastern ghost towns.


    Danno: So this east coast versus west coast, this constant battle how do you think that's going to play out?


    Clare: Well, you could watch on my YouTube channel east coast versus west coast gulging, championships


    on


    Friday. Oh, Gabe.


    You know what a lot of people don't know when they're coming to visit a ghost town, say a family visit, oh, we're going to drive


    Danno: Yeah,


    Clare: street of, uh, and they, they think they're going to be having some safe, practical japes be done.


    Danno: but supernatural.


    Clare: supernatural.


    Danno: So you're yeah, they don't, they're kind of looking forward to that. Probably


    Clare: Oh, absolutely.


    I mean, sometimes the kids are crying, but,


    Danno: Cause kids are sensitive to evil aren't


    Clare: They feel it, they.


    do feel the evil and definitely some, some of the ghost pranks do move beyond, fun.


    Danno: to me that does not feel like a real inviting tourist attraction and really kind of a hard thing to promote on. Um, Ghulja television show.


    Clare: you've been


    Gulch. is a two-pronged, purpose. And one is the sheer entertainment value and,


    Danno: Yeah. Watching people get terrified and watching other people just die when the house


    falls on them.


    Clare: Americans love it. Um, and then the other of course is to raise funds because really my true calling I feel is to help a lot of these ghosts find their peace and eternal


    Danno:


    Yeah. So let's talk about that, Claire. I feel like that's The deeper work that you're trying to do, and probably more likely to get a lot of sympathy from our listeners. I know you're trying to raise money for your charitable work with the ghosts. how does the money help? What does, apart from Inc, I guess, what is the money by that you raised through your


    Clare: Well, it does, buy my groceries and pay my rent,


    which


    Danno: got to stay alive, obviously.


    Clare: to finish my business or we're just all going to be in the same problem. and if I die, you know, I will only die in a Western ghost town that I've made myself a promise, a promise of that.


    Danno: now, will you achieve that? Let's say you're, you're visiting friends in Ohio and you get sick. Oh, the Gulch, the Gulch. got it to


    Clare: Um,


    Danno: hang on.


    Clare: yep. Oh, Gabe, Gabe, come on out. Gabe. Gabe gave out there. There we go. Good. Good. It's getting might take a little while.


    Danno: I will contribute to your charity.


    Clare: Thank you. Thank you So much. Good work, Gabe. Um, yeah, so I, have arranged, with the great American railroad company that if at any time my blood pressure dips below 50, over that I will get pre passage to a ghost town,


    Danno: that is foresight.


    Clare: and you did men, my sister who lives in, Ohio, which is not quite Western enough.


    Um, she has a


    large troubleshoot


    Danno: uh, uh, catapult, I think we


    call


    Clare: yes, that's right. And I was an old west one, so we call it the true. Boshea


    Danno: Uh, you're participating in one of the fun games that we do with podcast guests, which is, um, the guest comes on and tries to stump me the host with the archaic jargon.


    Clare: Oh, yeah. Yeah.


    Danno: so far I'm undefeated. You want to try me on any others?


    Clare: Not at the moment.


    Danno: Right? I know what that means. It means not right now


    Clare: you certainly do have vision as a CWA about your vocabulary.


    Danno: that I don't, I don't


    know what that


    one.


    Clare: Okay. So I would, I would just want to entreat your listeners if I'm hearing about the stories of old Gabe Mackenzie or, black-eyed, Wally,


    Danno: what's the one also called Bolide Blackie.


    Clare: Yeah, well, I Blackie black-eyed Wally wall black bye-bye


    but a lot of people, they sort of, they look back on those days, incorrect, incorrectly, and which is how it was pronounced by.


    Danno: yes, was the incorrect way of pronouncing it.


    Clare: That's right.


    And,


    um,


    Danno: haven't stumped me with your archaic


    Clare: we are very good. You're you're like an expert on archaic Jingo.


    Danno: I did have a few more questions.


    Clare: Yes, certainly.


    What can we the living do now to help these unfortunate souls?


    Clare: there's a lot of unfinished business we have to do in these ghost towns. You know, you drive through there and you think, oh, there's nothing going on here. Just a dead old town with dry dustiness floating around.


    That's not dry dustiness. That's Gabe Mackenzie.


    Danno: clear. Let me throw out a suggestion.


    Clare: Yeah.


    Danno: Urban redevelopment. What if you brought in some money, some builders, some people and just plowed down those old saloons started putting up some apartments, some fast food restaurants, a doctor's office, a dentist office. what good is 150 year old saloon doing us. Let's build it up. Let's give those ghosts some pride of community.


    Clare: You know, I understand why you might think that that would work, but these ghosts are tied to the place where they left their unfinished business. That, that little brothel, that little saloon, that bank, you know, with the safe in the back,


    Danno: But all I'm saying is that saloon with the safe in the back is not keeping anyone safe now. Let's let them occupy the same volume of space, but replace the physicality of that space with something useful to the living, perhaps by being surrounded by the living those ghostly cultures with


    Clare: oh, oh, Gabe, Gabe, out, out.


    Danno: All right. Point taken point taken


    I feel like that's good advice for


    us to. Finish your business


    Clare: finish


    your business. And I'll tell you than one ghost died in an outhouse. Because he couldn't.


    Danno: finish


    Clare: No. Yeah.


    no,


    Danno: biz.


    Clare: no. no.

    Sat, 11 Jun 2022 - 12min
  • 189 - The LIBERTY BELL Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy

    History! Ghosts! Fondue! -- Only a dingdong would miss this chance to innacurately learn everything about this great American icong.

    Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.

    Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!

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    Sat, 05 Mar 2022 - 15min
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