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Spam Jam Radio

Kanter Loop

Five Minute Jams for Short Attention Spans. This is not your usual podcast; it’s a bi-weekly arrangement of comedy skits and bits that aim to delight and distract, titillate and amuse. Each episode offers a mini variety show, a loopy wonderland, a dance with mayhem, and every one of them is short and sweet, quick and dirty, like a one night stand with a super freaky lover – no commitment, no strings attached, just a bit of twisted fun to brighten your day. Come on, you deserve a mental getaway from all the stress and bad news, so why not chomp on some funny, salty nuggets doused in silly gravy. This is some ADH-Delicious entertainment. ps: Best enjoyed on a buzz. Please don’t listen responsibly.

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  • 33 - Jam 31: Smell My Fingers

    In this week’s long awaited Jam we have pasta for breakfast, listen to a suburban alcoholic, order a single muffin, enter a fluid madhouse, and hear a delightful new original song about foul fingers and revolting invitations (what's new?)  As usual, visit www.spamjamradio.com for more, including transcripts Also, if you haven’t already, you should definitely check out Kanter Loop’s surreal detective adventure, Gus Tulip Private Dick, here or wherever you get your odd and fantastic content. Till next time, Love and Gravy

    Wed, 21 Jun 2023 - 06min
  • 32 - Jam 30: The Jesus & Co Greatest Hits Show

    In this week’s sleek and sexy Six Minute Jam we make bad toast, sentence a Belgian, make inflight purchases, take pictures of old ladies, and check in on Jesus and his gang  As usual, visit www.spamjamradio.com for more, including transcripts Also, a quick announcement: SJR will be taking a small break to regroup and work on other projects both creative and personal. But it will return soon enough with delightful new material  In the meantime, please check out Kanter Loop’s surreal detective adventure, Gus Tulip Private Dick, here or wherever you get your podcasts - a long overdue new episode will be dropping soon So, till next time, Love and Gravy to you and yours

    Wed, 15 Mar 2023 - 06min
  • 31 - Jam 29: TV Channel Singularity

    In this week’s fantastic Five Minute Jam we get a doggy bag, mock Vanilla Tea, call each other pet names, enter the era of TV Channel Singularity, smell our fingers, discuss married life, have our plans derailed, and deal with an overflowing toilet Visit www.spamjamradio.com for more, including transcripts Also check out Kanter Loop’s surreal comedy detective adventure Gus Tulip Private Dick here or wherever you get your podcasts Please follow and Subscribe. More soon. Till then, Love and Gravy - Episode Transcript: Check please Of course, sir. Was the food not to your liking? Oh, it was great, but it was just a bit much.  So, yeah, could you please wrap this up for us so we can forget it in the taxi on the way home? Of course, sir - Vanilla Tea?  Yeah That’s your name? Yeah. You have a problem with that? No, why should I have. I’m not the one walking around with name like Vanilla Tea. - Good morning booty bird Hi angel butt  Sleep well wiggle bink? Perfectly pupi cheeks  How bout some sugar, smoopy Here you go love muffin You so fine pudding shakes Want some eggs yummy face  Sure, snugglebum You got it smoeshiepants - It was in 2029 that television became overtly specialized. Gone were the sports, news, food and entertainment channels, and in their place myriad others of extremely narrow focus. And so began the era of TV channel singularity. There was a channel featuring only monkeys shooting lazers, and one only showing music clips with red ships. There was one devoted entirely to freshwater explosions, and another to passive aggressive Austrian arguments. There was a channel that exclusively showed drunk men fighting and one parading reptiles in lingerie. The plate smashing channel was a hit, as was the sweeping up channel, and lets not forget the channel that only showed people opening bottles with their bums - So, with Jim and Sandrine that makes 12 hmm Wait, you don’t like Jim and Sandrine? I don’t know. She just looks like a woman who says, ‘get your hands off my man,’ way too often, and he looks like a guy who keeps smells his fingers after digging in his navel You know people so well Ludovico It’s a blessing, and a curse - How’s married life? It’s good but I miss screwing other girls. You know, random, dumb annoying strangers I meet in shitty clubs with awful music and pretend to listen to and care about. I even miss when girls I’m not at all into jerk me off mechanically and for too long into a deep and depressing numbness Yeah. That happened to me last weekend. Was amazing - Whats wrong Giuliano?  Ah, it’s nothing No, there’s clearly something the matter. You can tell me.  Well, it’s just, the man I’ve being lying to and setting up for months had a stroke yesterday, and now I cant defraud him for all his assets Oh man, that’s tough  – I know how you feel. Some idiot went and killed the guy I was going to beat up and rob last week  Ugh. So inconvenient - Oh no, the toilet’s overflowing again It’s your huge shits Gerald. How many times must I tell you: your shits is too damn big. It’s all that corn and roast goose you eat. all that stewed goat and cheesy fries and banana cream pie. Your turds is just too god damn massive - too thick and chunky. Long as a python, wide as tree trunk. You gonna break Old Betty if you don’t mitigate your bowel movements. Lord knows, something has got to give!  - Check please Of course, sir. Was the food not to your liking? Oh, it was great, but it was just a bit much. So, yeah, could you please wrap this up for us? Certainly, ill put it in a small paper box with a tiny hole in one corner so it leaks extensively but almost imperceptibly  Great, and do make sure put that in a plastic bag with a tiny overlapping hole so it spills continuously onto my brand new pants for several minutes before I notice Of course, sir

    Wed, 01 Mar 2023 - 05min
  • 30 - Jam 28: Carrying Anacondas

    In this week’s Five Minute Jam we ask for directions, choose a wine, climb Kilimanjaro carrying an anaconda, don’t enjoy life, celebrate with champagne, read from this year’s fiction finalists, meet a terrific friend, warn someone about a vulgar guest, ask about favorite nations, and get on the line with Doctor Jack Visit www.spamjamradio.com for more, including transcripts Also check out Kanter Loop’s surreal detective adventure Gus Tulip Private Dick here or wherever you get your podcasts More soon. Till then, Love and Gravy

    Wed, 15 Feb 2023 - 05min
  • 29 - Jam 27: Hawaiian Pizza

    In this week’s Five Minute Jam we tackle the age old debate about pineapple on pizza, buy something with little use, open a couple of cans of beans, admire a silk scarf collection, get rice in our hair, make small talk at a party, get the green light, and lose the ability to pick our nose good Visit www.spamjamradio.com for more, including transcripts Also check out Kanter Loop’s surreal detective adventure Gus Tulip Private Dick here or wherever you get your podcasts More soon. Till then, Love and Gravy

    Wed, 01 Feb 2023 - 05min
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