291 - Numbah 290 - Monkeypox?!
I joke about cheezy wedges, monkeypox outbreaks, Amber Heard, and elephants.
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Thu, 19 May 2022 - 39min
290 - Numbah 289 - Hijabis Gone Wild
I joke about Friday 13th and Sabrina Azhar.
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Thu, 12 May 2022 - 32min
289 - Numbah 288 - NAK TRADING!?
I joke about annoying Youtube ads and Bangladesh.
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Tue, 10 May 2022 - 30min
288 - Numbah 287 - Selamat Hari Raya
I joke about my Raya, quit raya, bipolar, Joe Flizzow, religious people clubbing, and abortion.
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Sun, 08 May 2022 - 22min
287 - Numbah 286 - Anal Cramps
I joke about dehydration, cramps, women’s parking, Elon buying twitter, and anxiety.
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Thu, 28 Apr 2022 - 35min
286 - Numbah 285 - Where is satan
I joke about psycho couples, sugarbabies, pissing yourself, and anxiety.
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Sun, 24 Apr 2022 - 22min
285 - Numbah 284 - Iblis on break!
I joke about my Bibik leaving, eating out during Ramadan, ASEAN, car crashes, Fahmi Reza and gay stories.
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Sun, 17 Apr 2022 - 34min
284 - Numbah 283 - Announcement
I joke about fast-food employees who fast, changing my name on Grab and share an announcement.
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Tue, 05 Apr 2022 - 16min
283 - Numbah 282 - The Happy Episode
I joke about the West, being happy, B40 laptop and Will Smith.
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Thu, 31 Mar 2022 - 32min
282 - Numbah 281 - 10 things I don’t give a shit about
I joke about hating things, being bored, JPJ drama, WW3 and Ketua Puteri UMNO.
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Sun, 27 Mar 2022 - 32min
281 - Numbah 280 - I am dead.
I joke about being dead. And wife-coersion.
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Tue, 22 Mar 2022 - 33min
280 - Numbah 279 - Preferences
I joke about what people like, and Zul Ariffin.
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Sun, 20 Mar 2022 - 31min
279 - Numbah 278 - SICK of LIES
I joke about trying to catch Covid, and pig rectums.
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Thu, 17 Mar 2022 - 32min
278 - Numbah 277 - Dying is Fine
I joke about being covid immune and the dark side of twitter.
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Sun, 13 Mar 2022 - 17min
277 - Numbah 276 - Happy International Women’s Day
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I joke about Taylor dying and being Bangla.
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Thu, 10 Mar 2022 - 31min
276 - Numbah 275 - Listen before you die
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I joke about Avicii, living your life to the fullest, JAKIM, butt plugs, dad catching covid, and hijabs in a mosh pit.
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Mon, 07 Mar 2022 - 32min
275 - Numbah 274 - CRAZY THING HAPPENED IN MALAYSIA FUCK MY LIFE
This might be my masterpiece.
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I joke about KFC, Malaysian food, dick cheese, Japanese occupation of Malaya, diarrhoea, SPM graduates, and Abang Qu.
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Tue, 01 Mar 2022 - 39min
274 - Numbah 273 - Russia Invades Ukraine
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I joke about horrible events, dance music, Taylor being a genius, and a Malay teacher burning phones.
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Sun, 27 Feb 2022 - 38min
273 - Numbah 272 - Rohana Rozhan & UK Horror Stories
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I joke about Rohana Rozhan, some horrible stories from my time in the UK, and the queen of England.
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Thu, 24 Feb 2022 - 35min
272 - Numbah 271 - Rant on Sarawak Laksa and Penang CKT
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I joke about food, ass to mouth, ghosts, Taylor and Sarawak.
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Tue, 22 Feb 2022 - 34min
271 - Numbah 270 - Orang Miskin Cilaka
I joke about some kids who were forced converted, Najib, vegetables, and my clingy ex.
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Sun, 20 Feb 2022 - 31min
270 - Numbah 269 - How To Hit Your Wife
I joke about Valentines Day, Chinese girl stereotypes and the right way to wash your butthole.
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Tue, 15 Feb 2022 - 30min
269 - Numbah 268 - Air Taliban
I joke about being sleepy, non-halal food, the Taliban, and goat-digging-hoes.
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Sun, 13 Feb 2022 - 25min
268 - Numbah 267 - What it’s like to suck at BM
I joke about my embarrassing BM adventures, BN, MUDA, and women earning more than men.
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Tue, 08 Feb 2022 - 32min
267 - Numbah 266 - Episode Bahasa Malaysia
Aku cuba lawak dalam Bahasa Malaysia.
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Sun, 06 Feb 2022 - 27min
266 - Numbah 265 - CRAZY Thing Happened in Ipoh
I joke about national pride, natural disasters and Taylor joins for awhile to joke about CNY.
Tue, 01 Feb 2022 - 32min
265 - Numbah 264 - What to do when the world is ending
I joke about poopoo theft, bitcoin, WW3, and banks.
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Sun, 30 Jan 2022 - 29min
264 - Numbah 263 - QR Code Rant
I joke about QR codes, ghosts, durian trees, tigers, Kelantan, Nab, and what is “normal”?
Thu, 27 Jan 2022 - 30min
263 - Numbah 262 - Weight Loss Jokes
I joke about losing weight, social media, and strict parents.
Tue, 25 Jan 2022 - 30min
262 - Numbah 261 - Protests and Avocado Toast
I joke about the Bangsar Bubble, Bitcoin, astrology, boosters and Malay tea.
Sun, 23 Jan 2022 - 27min
261 - Numbah 260 - Lee Zii Jia leaves BAM
I joke about orang-utans and basketball.
Thu, 20 Jan 2022 - 28min
260 - Numbah 259 - Joking Around With Taylor
We joke about MIC, Malay weddings, lesbians, and throughout… Taylor is being silly.
Tue, 18 Jan 2022 - 32min
259 - Numbah 258 - Judged by Gay Malays
I joke about DAP drug use (alleged), BM curse words, ghost stories, and men’s ejaculation timing.
Sun, 16 Jan 2022 - 33min
258 - Numbah 257 - Kuching Jokes
Ghost stories involved. I joke about my recent break in Kuching!
Wed, 12 Jan 2022 - 26min
257 - Numbah 256 - Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
I joke about my Sarawak vacation and announce a break until the 2nd week of January.
Sun, 26 Dec 2021 - 07min
256 - Numbah 255 - Very Helpful Orang Atasan
I joke about Setel, Rina Harun’s heels, gay Malay men, cream pies, and the Asian obsession with fair skin.
Tue, 21 Dec 2021 - 34min
255 - Numbah 254 - Semenanjung is Wet
I joke about Bukakkes, rich people, and Singaporean women.
Sun, 19 Dec 2021 - 30min
254 - Numbah 253 - Wawasan 2022
I joke about chopsticks, The Malay Dilemma, sheep, goats and the “brozone”.
Thu, 16 Dec 2021 - 22min
253 - Numbah 252 - Chopsticks
I joke about assimilation, baby brother leaving, and Malaysian pickup lines.
Tue, 14 Dec 2021 - 20min
252 - Numbah 251 - Jibby #KemaluanNegara
I joke about Taylor scaring a Malay man, Najib, Hannah Yeoh wearing a tudung, basic bitch instagram quotes pages and bisexual masturbation.
Thu, 09 Dec 2021 - 31min
251 - Numbah 250 - Dude Fucked a Goat
I joke about “man time”, Daiso pussy, and powerful people.
Sun, 05 Dec 2021 - 28min
250 - Numbah 249 - Rosmah
I joke about vampires, Andrew Tate, and flirting with a girl you don’t wanna bang.
Thu, 02 Dec 2021 - 32min
249 - Numbah 248 - Multiracial Overlords
I joke about the shit week we just had, New Zealand, and a horny sailor.
Sun, 28 Nov 2021 - 16min
248 - Numbah 247 - She’s Going To The Ellen Show!
I joke about Indonesian cuss words, Johor, Singapore, and feminist pussy.
Thu, 25 Nov 2021 - 30min
247 - Numbah 246 - Syed Saddiq
I joke about manliness, politicians, Vietnam, and Adele.
Tue, 23 Nov 2021 - 31min
246 - Numbah 245 - Boob Cream “Scam”
Hey guys, this is a low-key episode, I recommend skipping it. I joke about being low energy, Melaka elections, boob cream, my worst date, and rejecting a man who like you “nicely”.
Sun, 21 Nov 2021 - 30min
245 - Numbah 244 - Rant on Police Escorts
It’s time that Kedah overtakes Kelantan as the best place in Malaysia.
Thu, 18 Nov 2021 - 31min
244 - Numbah 243 - Misconceptions about Kelantan
I joke about a trip to Kelantan, the Bangsar bubble, and a restaurant not hiring Indians.
Tue, 16 Nov 2021 - 31min
243 - Numbah 242 - People Who Fitnah UMNO
I joke about bitcoin, “men breaking up getting hurt more than women”, and Malaysian politicians.
Thu, 11 Nov 2021 - 36min
242 - Numbah 241 - Trans Sex Worker Solicits Me
I joke about Hang Tuah, double parking, and Justin Bieber.
Tue, 09 Nov 2021 - 33min
241 - Numbah 240 - Karen Dior Strikes Again
I joke about therapy, basketball, Vellfires, and Hidupan Tanpa Melancap.
Sun, 07 Nov 2021 - 24min
240 - Numbah 239 - Butts of Instagram
I joke about papa coming back from Bangladesh, an angry Chinese businessman, the liquor ban and wholesome dads in school.
Tue, 02 Nov 2021 - 31min
239 - Numbah 238 - Halloween is Haram
I joke about Halloween, Dior Karen, Meta, and people who leave Malaysia.
Sun, 31 Oct 2021 - 37min
238 - Numbah 237 - White Karen At Dior
I joke about Timah, that Dior Karen, and people who want to leave the country.
Thu, 28 Oct 2021 - 30min
237 - Numbah 236 - Cornhub vs xRaccoon
Taylor and I joke about football, politics, and hair loss.
Tue, 26 Oct 2021 - 32min
236 - Numbah 235 - Sajat Escapes
I joke about the new Apple washing cloth, Sylvia Chan controversy, Sajat’s freedom, and mental health.
Sun, 24 Oct 2021 - 27min
235 - Numbah 234 - Timah
I joke about Timah, that terrible Astro joke and update you on the anxiety.
Thu, 21 Oct 2021 - 21min
234 - Numbah 233 - Announcement
Announcing an indefinite break! With the help of my ancestors. Hope you like the song I paid for and might never use again fml.
Sun, 10 Oct 2021 - 04min
233 - Numbah 232 - Racist Shopee Ad
I joke about kangkung, a gay Singaporean supremacist, and various types of bedroom noises.
Thu, 07 Oct 2021 - 31min
232 - Numbah 231 - “Restless Anal Syndrome”
I joke about Monday blues, Covid Butt problems, Shang-Chi, Afghan pedophiles, and horny government officers.
Tue, 05 Oct 2021 - 36min
231 - Numbah 230 - Some Dude Fucked A Rice Cooker
I joke about not paying my water bill, MILFs and co-dependancy.
Sun, 03 Oct 2021 - 38min
230 - Numbah 229 - BDSM And Wedding Nights
VERY horny episode. I joke about Mark Zuckerberg, “obligation sex”, BDSM, and sleepy Malay syndrome.
Thu, 30 Sep 2021 - 34min
229 - Numbah 228 - Educated Fuck Holes
I joke about dumb kids, Kelantan, dating apps, a PDRM “study” on teenage sex addiction, diarrhoea and aliens.
Tue, 28 Sep 2021 - 31min
228 - Numbah 227 - Feminists and Super Religious People Are Good People
This was weirdly wholesome. I joke about pedophilia, suicide, alcohol, and PDA.
Sun, 26 Sep 2021 - 33min
227 - Numbah 226 - Ustaz’s Dick Pics
I joke about Malaysia’s most famous penis, Perlis fatwa against jokes, Singapore IQ, And Philippines claiming Sabah.
Thu, 23 Sep 2021 - 32min
226 - Numbah 225 - Sajat and Libresse
I joke about *special atas* people who can’t speak BM, cheap friends, newspapers, Chinese hawker centres and refugee transexuals.
Tue, 21 Sep 2021 - 31min
225 - Numbah 224 - Gay Conversion Therapy
I joke about gay conversion therapy, how RM6k is "B40 now", Bangladesh and the lies you tell yourself everyday.
Sun, 19 Sep 2021 - 35min
224 - Numbah 223 - Disaster Of An Episode, Just Skip It
Not my best episode, so only listen to this if you’re really bored. I joke about Chinese dramas, leaving Malaysia, and defending Chinese penis sizes.
Thu, 16 Sep 2021 - 31min
223 - Numbah 222 - I Answer Some Very horny Questions
I joke about the KK Sky Bridge, horny New Zealand covid patients, date night and PAS.
Tue, 14 Sep 2021 - 31min
222 - Numbah 221 - The Queen’s Gynaecologist
I joke about an ex-Italian mafia man going to the Malaysian National Palace, Najib, JAKIM pussy, and being homeless.
Sun, 12 Sep 2021 - 37min
221 - Numbah 220 - Making My Father Cry
I joke about my Bangladeshi grandpa, making my father cry, why the government are the government and give you alien updates.
Thu, 09 Sep 2021 - 35min
220 - Numbah 219 - I Talked To Aliens
Start of a new season. I am your guardian devil and I’m gonna guide you through your awakening process.
Tue, 07 Sep 2021 - 42min
219 - Numbah 218 - How To Keep Your Energy From Getting Drained
WARNING: Particularly vulgar episode. I joke about android, Jewish aunties, productivity, and tackle a listener question about Merdeka.
Sun, 05 Sep 2021 - 36min
218 - Numbah 217 - Why Your Life Sucks
I joke about people not fulfilling their dreams, anal, Thor, a Bangladeshi prostitute, the Taliban (last one I promise) and I read my karangan!
Thu, 02 Sep 2021 - 30min
217 - Numbah 216 - Why Masturbation Feels So Much Better
I joke about durians, the 10,000 hour rule, expert vaginas, eating 50 nuggets, slutty humans and Peaky Blinders.
Tue, 31 Aug 2021 - 38min
216 - Numbah 215 - Llamas Cure Covid?
I joke about Llama antibodies, USA meddling in Malaysian politics, veganism, childhood bullies, and sex education.
Sun, 29 Aug 2021 - 33min
215 - Numbah 214 - Listener Asks Me To Taubat
I joke about the Taliban, instagram, tiktok, love-hating humanity, fengshui, black magic, and unproductive men.
Thu, 26 Aug 2021 - 33min
214 - Numbah 213 - Asian Kids Who Don’t Move Out
I joke about a certain new PM, bumiputera policies, drama with Taylor, spoiled asian kids, Twilight, High School Musical and pornstars.
Tue, 24 Aug 2021 - 31min
213 - Numbah 212 - Buncha Relationship Jokes
I joke about police kidnappings, my father, relationships, getting old, and Italian food.
Sun, 22 Aug 2021 - 35min
212 - Numbah 211 - Satanic Jokes
I joke about zoom meetings, healthy lunches, satan, doom scrolling, syariah lawyers and Anwar Ibrahim.
Thu, 19 Aug 2021 - 34min
211 - Numbah 210 - Toxic Asian Parenting
I joke about Covid testing, opinions on sex-positivity, artisan pizza, drama queen pictures, and people who judge religious people too quickly.
Tue, 17 Aug 2021 - 34min
210 - Numbah 209 - Conspiracy Theories Summarised
I joke about workplace discrimination with the Mandarin language, dad’s silly complaints about the lockdown, anti-vaxxers, flat-earthers, the US government turning frogs gay, and “premium” vapes.
Sun, 15 Aug 2021 - 32min
209 - Numbah 208 - Trolling The T20s
I joke about rich fucks, hypocritical parents, nosy parents, toxic masculinity, women’s studies courses and commitment phobia.
Thu, 12 Aug 2021 - 34min
208 - Numbah 207 - Gaya Anjing vs Missionary
I joke about being an illuminati mouth piece, racist insults from Pakistanis, taking my Bibik to her vaccine appointment, family breakfast and how I used the law of attraction to become healthy.
Tue, 10 Aug 2021 - 30min
207 - Numbah 206 - My Antivax Uncle
I joke about my second dose (at the end), my dad, my crazy overweight antivax uncle, lockdowns, lagging behind Singapore, and the nature of love.
Sun, 08 Aug 2021 - 41min
206 - Numbah 205 - My Homeless Friend
I joke about police reports, stories about homeless people, and the realistic picture of your future relationship.
Thu, 05 Aug 2021 - 35min
205 - Numbah 204 - Who Fuck Up More, Men or Women?
I joke about the movie Troy, papa’s birthday, my Wira Karangan journey, and I do a long ass rant about my temper.
Tue, 03 Aug 2021 - 30min
204 - Numbah 203 - Family Vaccine Drama & Parliament
I joke about my brother fainting, vulgarities in the Parliament, Singapore, and badminton Olympics.
Sun, 01 Aug 2021 - 42min
203 - Numbah 202 - Patriotism
I joke about Azmin Ali, Malaysians who think Hidlyn Diaz should thank Malaysia, patriotism, dick pics, and the law of attraction maaaaan!
Thu, 29 Jul 2021 - 32min
202 - Numbah 201 - CAN WE PLEASE JUST RENT TO THE INDIANS
Beautiful fuck = Bangsat Yang Cantik (TCP lingo) OR Pelaku Persetubuhan Yang Cantik (more accurate). I joke about racist landlords, breakups, intermittent fasting, and being a fat fuck.
Tue, 27 Jul 2021 - 31min
201 - Numbah 200 - Police Disco!
I joke about notty police, my Hari Raya, Bangladeshi love culture, German metal music, and languages. Welcome to Season 3 btw!
Sun, 25 Jul 2021 - 30min
200 - Numbah 199 - Announcement
I joke about the intersection between woke-ism and people with special needs, and update you on my covid vaccine.
Sun, 18 Jul 2021 - 17min
199 - Numbah 198 - Breakups, Men vs Women
I joke about malls, religious Malays finding my podcast, breakups, Indian national finding my podcast, and being scared of Covid.
Thu, 15 Jul 2021 - 31min
198 - Numbah 197 - The Pantat Episode
I joke about FWBs, colonialism, the Indonesian language, politicians, and Blue Balls.
Wed, 14 Jul 2021 - 32min
197 - Numbah 196 - I’m getting gang-banged & Spanish Fly
I joke about getting gang-banged, Singaporean laws, China, the South China Sea, the Spanish Fly, Azmin Ali, vaccinating dinosaurs, and of course… my DAD.
Tue, 13 Jul 2021 - 32min
196 - Numbah 195 - Can you say B*ngla?
I joke about notty BM phone calls, a whole lot of Bengali topics, my dad’s cooking, Rule 34, and men purchasing fleshlights.
Mon, 12 Jul 2021 - 30min
195 - Numbah 194 - How to Phone Sex in BM
I joke about triggered white people in Malaysia, being isolated during Covid, notty Bangladeshi wives, papa watching basketball with me, and “happy” providers in Chow Kit Road.
Sun, 11 Jul 2021 - 34min
194 - Numbah 193 - What to do if you’re too horny as a girl during this pandemic
I reached out to my female listeners and we pulled together to give advice to a listener who’s dying from lack of dick. I also joke about the crazy number of Covid cases, and how I am somehow managing to escape poverty.
Thu, 08 Jul 2021 - 31min
193 - Numbah 192 - Over Achieving Asian Siblings
I joke about a Asian sibling complex, crazy covid conspiracy theories, hanging out with Randomly Relatable SG, speaking Sarawak Malay, and sharing a heart breaking pandemic breakup story.
Wed, 07 Jul 2021 - 36min
192 - Numbah 191 - Malay vs Chinese Slang
I joke about slangs, exploding phones, my dad fighting a monkey, being separated from my woman, fun datenight ideas, and a Hari Raya prayer oopsie.
Tue, 06 Jul 2021 - 31min