302 - Floating downstream
This week's clips are from just after the 2020 American election, The Lurgy was still among us and Mr Blobby was the Dread Leader
Mon, 11 Nov 2024 - 31min
301 - Confusing the alien
This week's clips are from just after the last American election and include a Pink Floyd relic and I try to change my address.
Mon, 04 Nov 2024 - 31min
300 - I lose control
In this week's clips, someone takes control of my system, we talk about Andy Pandy, stamps in passports and a caller misses a certain someone.
Mon, 28 Oct 2024 - 31min
299 - The reluctant donor.
This weeks clips include the birthday of The Thing, Smugg said fish were happier after Brexit, a man calls with a solution to our problems and in a bang-up-to-date clip from last weekend, an awful story about organs.
Mon, 21 Oct 2024 - 32min
298 - The Royal Issue
This week's clips include Meghan Markle being criticised, if you can believe that, and a man calls with a plan.
Mon, 14 Oct 2024 - 32min
297 - Ucking what?
This week's is a podcast of two halves, the first from 2020 when there was a problem with Chertsey, the second from 2021 when there was a problem with Windsor.
Mon, 07 Oct 2024 - 33min
296 - The Road Map to Hell
In clips this week, we were talking about mature ladies' disco nights and an odd bird I'd seen runing around.
Mon, 30 Sep 2024 - 31min
295 - A road map to Clownland
It was February 2021 and some of us were washing our shopping, a clown had a road map and a woman calls to complain it hurts to laugh
Mon, 23 Sep 2024 - 31min
294 - Pardon?
These clips are from when Mr Blobby was still in Number 10, The Screaming MeMe was still in the Whitehouse and The Thing was keeping us inside
Mon, 16 Sep 2024 - 35min
293 - What's cooking?
Clips this week from 2021 and from last weekend when I talk to a man about a boat, there's an issue with milk and I chat to a nice lady about school dinners
Mon, 09 Sep 2024 - 34min
292 - The big small bird mystery
It was February 2021 and a person called to confuse us, a man is concerned about footballers' behaviour and there's an identity parade for a winged oddity.
Mon, 02 Sep 2024 - 28min
291 - Brain Goes Spangles
This week's clips are from late 2020 and early 2021, when we were talking about internet shopping, an old frenemy of the show calls to make a prediction about his favourite topic and a man rings who says he invented something huge.
Mon, 26 Aug 2024 - 34min
290 - Powered by humans
This week's clips are from late in 2020, when Priti Patel had been accused of bullying, I pick a fight with a multinational corporation and Donald Trump had lost the election but hadn't started his coup attempt yet.
Mon, 19 Aug 2024 - 31min
289 - Banning singing
It was November 2020 and there was a text about a caller you will hear on last week's podcast telling us why she loves Donald Trump so much, and the government were making plans for ruining Christmas.
Mon, 12 Aug 2024 - 33min
288 - The Gnome Wrangler
This week's clips are from early in 2021, when we were living in bubbles, or some of us were. There's also a bang-up-to-date clip about the kind of food MPs enjoy in the Palace of Westminster at our expense, which you won't like but may make your mouth water.
Mon, 05 Aug 2024 - 32min
287 - She's sorry you're wrong
It was November 2020 and Trump was in the Whitehouse and Boris was in Number 10. Imagine that! Listen out for the most surprising reason to like the Peach Powder Puff ex-President you'll probably ever hear.
Mon, 29 Jul 2024 - 26min
286 - There's no evidence
No intro or outro this week as I have totally lost my voice. This week's clips are from just after Donald Trump lost last the last election and I have cosy chat with one of his upset fans.
Mon, 22 Jul 2024 - 31min
285 - It's out there
This week's clips are from the run-up to December 2020, when there was a kerfuffle about a Christmas song and a TV advert. There's also a brand new clip from my last Sunday show in which I chat to a space expert about a new development in the search for alien life.
Tue, 16 Jul 2024 - 28min
284 - The Toilet of England
This week's clips are from 2020, when The Thing was still about, Donald Trump had just lost and people were furious about a Christmas TV advert
Mon, 08 Jul 2024 - 30min
283 - Two straws and a bottle of whiskey
This week's clips from 2020 include a chat with a man with a gun, a prediction about money going to areas that voted for Brexit and how patriotic Brits should eat patriotic British fish
Mon, 01 Jul 2024 - 27min
282 - The Fabulous Whiner
This week's clips are from just after Donald Trump lost the last election but couldn't bring himself to admit it.
Mon, 24 Jun 2024 - 29min
281 - An Explosive Stunt
This week's clips are from Winter 2020, when the weather bore a striking similarity to Summer 2024. We hear of the departure of a "genius" and what Boris Johnson's other half gets called behind her back.
Mon, 17 Jun 2024 - 33min
280 - A Smash and Grab Raid
In this week's clips from 2020, we find out something about a famous railway line and hear of the dangers of a certain type of meat.
Mon, 10 Jun 2024 - 26min
279 - All aboard!
This week, a podcast of two halves. There's clips from just after the last U.S. elections and a bang-up-to-date rant about Fishi's battlebus.
Mon, 03 Jun 2024 - 28min
278 - The problem with wazzocks
In a flashback to 2020, in clips recorded before and after the last U>S> election, we rail against a kettle ban, there's an issue with driving in the rain and a genius departs.
Mon, 27 May 2024 - 32min
277 - The sandwich issue
No intro or outro this week, I've lost my voice but the clips include a furious reaction about the cheese sandwich issue raised in last week's podcast and the leaf blower controversy howls on.
Mon, 20 May 2024 - 29min
276 - Thumbs up
This week, the reviews are in for my leaf blower impression from last week, a nice lady fights back against a kettle ban and there's a cheese sandwich controversy.
Mon, 13 May 2024 - 29min
275 - The leaf-blower incident
This week's clips from October 2020 include me doing my nut in park, a man comes up with the idea of a minister for common sense years before the Tories and there's some crazy rules about kettles.
Mon, 06 May 2024 - 32min
274 - Fury at the Moon
This week, there's grown-ups shouting at a schoolgirl, a Top Trumps game that goes wrong, I have an issue with electricians and there's some confusion about Boris Johnson's media room
Mon, 29 Apr 2024 - 29min
273 - A big bit of Polish meat
This week's episode is a total hoot. There's the suspicious amount of money that Boris Johnson spent on getting Russians to furnish a room in Number 10, some outrageous spending by the Home Office and a bang-up-to-date call from last weekend.
Mon, 22 Apr 2024 - 27min
272 - A set of steak knives and a fondue set
This week, a child takes a crooked maths test and we find out what the government spends on itself when we're not looking.
Mon, 15 Apr 2024 - 29min
271 - Nailing the phone to the wall
This week's clips include a man calling on an old phone, there's a problem with fish and we find a replacement for Prime Minister Boris Johnson but he might need lots of naps.
Mon, 08 Apr 2024 - 27min
270 - A holiday invasion
This weeks clips include some wet news from a loch, a reminder of who is responsible for a controversial traffic measure and I pick a place for us all to escape to.
Tue, 02 Apr 2024 - 29min
269 - Who's Batman?
It was autumn 2020 and I made a prediction about Donald Trump that Donald Trump tried to make come true and we were laughing in the face of what the world had sent us. Think of it as an historical document with giggles.
Tue, 26 Mar 2024 - 30min
268 - Some Like It Not
This week's clips are from October 2020 when a famous American flew in, a woman was freaked out by her phone and there's some controversy about a classic film.
Mon, 18 Mar 2024 - 32min
267 - The Silly Mini
This week, we were talking cars, there were some rules about eating that we had to get our heads around, Titchi Suitsize had a plan in his old job and some undeserving types got a massive pay rise
Mon, 11 Mar 2024 - 30min
266 - Fun with oven mitts
This week, there's a bang-up-to-date call from last weekend featuring a disgruntled man in Blackpool, some clips from October 2022, which include the 'C' word (not that one) and a rant about bus lanes.
Mon, 04 Mar 2024 - 33min
265 - Lights out at 20pm
This week's clips feature a no-fun Tory conference, we were in the midst of The Thing while getting the B word done and Donald Trump takes a test.
Mon, 26 Feb 2024 - 34min
264 - A very expensive pooch
This week's clips include a four legged film star, we pull a rat out of the ground to see what the weather will do and a man finds a sexy Brexit benefit
Mon, 19 Feb 2024 - 29min
263 - There There is
This week's clips are from the day after we got our sovereignty back and feature me ordering things a restaurant had run out of, Nigel Farage unveils a picture and we got some bad news from China
Mon, 12 Feb 2024 - 33min
262 - A celebrity crank call?
This week's clips are from the day after we got our freedom back, we go over the Brexit festival playlist and I get what I suspect is a joke call from a radio star.
Mon, 05 Feb 2024 - 31min
261 - A pinch of snuff
This week, I was struggling to sneeze, there was news of exploding meat and fun with a very small camera.
Mon, 29 Jan 2024 - 30min
260 - Insects on the brain
This week's clips from four years ago feature an uninvited guest in my head, an apocalyptic call from Australia and a dyspeptic Boris Johnson fan.
Mon, 22 Jan 2024 - 34min
259 - The one where I get locked out
Rummaging round some old tapes, I found the one where I tried to break in to my own house. I think you'll like it more that I did!
Mon, 15 Jan 2024 - 29min
258 - The dog bowl and the a*** beads
This week, it's a hilarious mash-up of the start of the A-Z of 2019, with a highlight of the A-Z that we just compiled, of 2023. Enjoy!
Mon, 08 Jan 2024 - 34min
257 - ET calling
This week's clips from 2019 feature President Trump being himself, I get a call from a spaced man, there's fun with glue, a woman goes off-grid and an alien pays a visit.
Mon, 18 Dec 2023 - 31min
256 - The War On Sanity
Carrying on from last week, there's reaction to an electrical expert's electrical problem, a hairy conundrum, a problem with the weight of time and political sense goes up in smoke.
Mon, 11 Dec 2023 - 27min
255 - Giving ourselves a clap
This week, we find what Britain is number one at, which war has gone up in a puff of smoke, I have a brief chat with a man who wants to spread the word and an electrical expert calls.
Mon, 04 Dec 2023 - 29min
254 - The lights go out
This week is a special all-Donny episode in celebration of the time his plans for a state visit to these shores were turned upside down.
Mon, 27 Nov 2023 - 38min
253 - The Moon-faced Numpty
This week's clips from Spring 2019 feature Theresa May as Prime Minister, some Tories were alarmed at the thought of Boris Johnson replacing her, as though that would ever happen, and there's some instructions from high up. Very high up.
Mon, 20 Nov 2023 - 31min
252 - The milk criminal
This week, an old adversary calls, I duck out of imitating Ann Widdecombe for health reasons and there's an incident in the kitchenette.
Mon, 13 Nov 2023 - 30min
251 - Surfers of Doom
This week's clips are mostly from April 2019 when the right wing couldn't make up their minds on whether they wanted actors to talk politics, there was a wave warning, a smoking police officer with a suspicious lock-up and it ends with a brand new clip from last weekend from a caller who has become something of a favourite
Mon, 06 Nov 2023 - 31min
250 - How are your onions?
This week's clips from 2019 include me getting mistaken for my twin Diane Abbott, a man calls with a solution to stress and ladybirds attack.
Mon, 30 Oct 2023 - 28min
249 - How's it a sport?
This week's clips from 2019 include me buying a car, Jacob Mee-Smugg says something stupid, a man calls in on hemp and there's two bang-up-to-date calls from last weekend that you may enjoy.
Mon, 23 Oct 2023 - 31min
248 - Pink boats and whales
This week's clips are of a protest to skirt round, we go looking for sea life and find an alarming recipe for soap.
Mon, 16 Oct 2023 - 30min
247 - Open season on Dames
It was a week of protests against protests, there was a pink boat with a celebrity onboard and we found a possible benefit of sea levels rising.
Mon, 09 Oct 2023 - 28min
246 - No spoilers!
This week's clips include talk about polls, I make a prediction in 2019 that came true in 2023 and we were looking forward to the last series of the biggest show on Earth.
Mon, 02 Oct 2023 - 30min
245 - What's a black hole like?
This week, in clips from 2019, Mrs M was having a 'mare, we saw a picture of something invisible and take a trip on a magic dolphin.
Mon, 25 Sep 2023 - 30min
244 - A problem with time
Following on from last week, there was some disagreement about the next James Bond, a woman falls foul of a dress code and there's a cab on the way that will never arrive.
Mon, 18 Sep 2023 - 30min
243 - Picking the next Bond
This week, there's an 007 issue and an irate call from an irate man, I call out Twitterers, predict Donald Trump's future and wonder at French people.
Mon, 11 Sep 2023 - 34min
242 - Getting shrunk
This week, I get an appointment with the head doctor, everyone disagrees with everyone all the time and there's a chemical warfare experiment update.
Mon, 04 Sep 2023 - 30min
241 - Not the Nadine Dorries resignation letter
This week's clips are a mix of old and very new. From 2019 an old lady picked a fight with all young people, an American explains what Britain was going through and Nigel mentions the war. From last weekend, there's a world exclusive: the resignation letter that Nadine Dorries didn't write.
Tue, 29 Aug 2023 - 31min
240 - A little disagreement
It's 2019 and I make a prediction about Donald Trump, have a heated chat with a Leaver who I bet has changed his mind since we talked four and a half years ago, and we remember when Paulie Walnuts got his nails done.
Mon, 21 Aug 2023 - 33min
239 - What's 999,800 between friends?
It was 2019 and we were comparing sizes, a lot of people were ringing to tell me I'd "lost, get over it" and there was an eye-witness to Nigel Farage's super-human abilities.
Mon, 14 Aug 2023 - 32min
238 - Driving through where?!
In this week's clips from 2019, we were trying to name a prominent Mark, I accurately predict our future, we hear of some unpleasant place names and there's a tale of two marches.
Mon, 07 Aug 2023 - 31min
237 - A stream of noise hitting your head
This week, I am at the end of a 16 show-in-a-row stretch and high on carpet cleaner, I plan a total radio takeover and we search for a Good Mark.
Mon, 31 Jul 2023 - 29min
236 - The Comedy Parade
This week I overdose on dandruff medicine, Donald Trump attacks Mrs M. and there's a comedy parade of the permanently furious.
Mon, 24 Jul 2023 - 32min
235 - The Spring Clean of Mass Destruction
This week, I get a second dose of chemical warfare, we take a trip to see Led Zeppelin for next to nothing at all and Uncle Nigel gets wet.
Mon, 17 Jul 2023 - 34min
234 - A short walk on a long march
This week, Nigel takes a stroll, there's the secret to happiness and I get high on carpet cleaner. Those last two are not connected.
Mon, 10 Jul 2023 - 33min
233 - High on cleaning fumes
This week, I see vapour trails coming off everything, we get a spy report from Denmark and there's a LOT of happiness about.
Mon, 03 Jul 2023 - 36min
232 - Blowing a gasket
It was Spring 2019 and Julian Assange had just emerged from the Ecuadorian embassy, I appear to lose my mind and am disappointed by both the French and a black hole.
Mon, 26 Jun 2023 - 29min
231 - He mentioned the war!
This week, banker waves his money at me, I admit to doing Top Secret work and a man finds something great on a bus.
Mon, 19 Jun 2023 - 30min
230 - A right Humphrey
This week, in clips from 2019, I get threatened with half a billion people, there's a car nightmare and from this weekend, two bang-up-to-date callers, one is a Humphrey and the other does the Wokey-Cokey.
Mon, 12 Jun 2023 - 30min
229 - 1,2,3,4!
This week, the nation gets told off by a Rose, there's a lesson in chocolate, a report from a Ramones gig and I find the origin of a favourite sound clip I play.
Mon, 05 Jun 2023 - 31min
228 - Smugg gets comical
In Spring of 2019, the word "flextention" had just been
coined, Mrs M was doing her best, I'd had a face full of something
poisonous and the Dad's Army recreation society was having a moment.
Tue, 30 May 2023 - 33min
227 - Brexit ruined my lips
This week, a lady has a make-up crisis, there was intense discussions between the clown shoe lady and the bearded weirdo and people were stockpiling in case Brexit went badly.
Mon, 22 May 2023 - 31min
226 - A face full
It was Spring 2019 and the thought of Boris Johnson becoming Prime Minister came up (oh how we laughed), a man muttered something about the royals taking charge and the House of Commons was spouting sewage.
Mon, 15 May 2023 - 32min
225 - Your call is important to us
In this episode, I get picked on by the mayor, we talk artificial intelligence (years before Chat GPT came along) and there's an unfortunate incident with a monkey
Mon, 08 May 2023 - 32min
224 - Powered by hot air
This week I get messages from numpties, we talk man-caves and a man called about something we weren't discussing and rather takes over.
Mon, 01 May 2023 - 30min
223 - Hazza's to-do list
This week, we were being dazzled, Nigel Farage was planning a protest march, Theresa May was busy negotiating and a prince was telling us to live more sustainably
Mon, 24 Apr 2023 - 30min
222 - Some grief from the help
In this week's clips, we find out who is responsible for a big TV game show, I fail to win a million pounds on another game show, I get a call from an odd hatchback driver and, in a bang up to date clip, we hear from a person who can speak when he says nothing at all.
Mon, 17 Apr 2023 - 31min
221 - Zobidan the Creepy
This week, there's two clips that are bang up to date, one of which is confusing, the other a bit frightening. For the rest of the time, we are in 2019 and it was International Women's Day.
Tue, 11 Apr 2023 - 27min
220 - Two unfortunate pets
This week's clips from 2019 include talk about money, Tubular Bells and grits. It ends with a very recent pair of calls from last month, one is a Boris Johnson fan who calls to defend him and a nice lady has a horror story about pets.
Mon, 03 Apr 2023 - 31min
219 - Hold the grits!
This week's clips from 2019 include Nigel Farage on a mission, we were concerned about American food and threatened with riots. There's also a very clip from about a week ago in which I was taken to task by a Boris Johnson fan.
Mon, 27 Mar 2023 - 29min
218 - I ain't got no class
It was 2019 and I'd had a win on the Lottery, Defence Secretary Gavin Williamson was trying to be frightening, Donald Trump got a health check and Nigel Farage organised a march.
Mon, 20 Mar 2023 - 28min
217 - Who?
It's a bit different this week - there's clips from 2019 when Mrs M was in power and the Tories were fighting with anything that moved, there's a question about where's London and this week I've included a very recent clip from this month that I think you may enjoy. I know I did!
Mon, 13 Mar 2023 - 30min
216 - Sing faster!
This week's clips include talking about billionaires, a caller expressed themselves in an artistic manner and I give a firm but fair opinion on rugby.
Mon, 06 Mar 2023 - 29min
215 - AI and the IQ of MPs
This week's clips are from four years ago when we were
having an oddly familiar conversation, took a peek at the internet and took the bus to Wetherspoons.
Mon, 27 Feb 2023 - 37min
214 - Getting caught short
This week's clips are from this time four years ago when the weather was fantastic, Tories were fighting with each other and there was a crisis in a coffee shop.
Mon, 20 Feb 2023 - 33min
213 - I have a dream
This week's clips are from early 2019 when Donald Trump was going on about his huge and tremendous wall, we found that the internet is lying to us and we got bad news about Bournemouth.
Mon, 13 Feb 2023 - 32min
212 - Don't breathe in
It was 2019 and the kids were having a grand day out to protest about climate change, I learned something about Bournemouth and people were fearing what was coming from the skies.
Mon, 06 Feb 2023 - 32min
211 - The kids are revolting!
This week's clips are from 2019 when a certain personage had crashed his car, school pupils decided to do something because adults weren't and there was an issue with bugs.
Mon, 30 Jan 2023 - 35min
210 - Going to a better party
This week's clips are from February 2019 when there was a weather forecast that should give up hope for next month, a new political party had been formed that you may already have forgotten existed and we found we were about to get sent back to the Stone Age.
Mon, 23 Jan 2023 - 33min
209 - The Cow Issue
This week's clips are from 2019 when we thought we were living in odd times. If only we knew what was round the corner! In these clips, we help an isolated man in Yorkshire and a farmer is very angry with me.
Mon, 16 Jan 2023 - 36min
208 - Gibraltar fights back
It was February 2019 and a British colony was under attack, I got animated about the national antem, there was David Beckham news and some billionaires got told off.
Mon, 09 Jan 2023 - 31min
207 - A right old ding-dong.
This weeks clips are from 2019 and there's some funny stuff here. There was warnings of food shortages, someone thought that KFC running out of chicken was their way of scuppering Brexit, a caller tried to explain things based on what he understood and some light winter weather had had the usual consequences.
Mon, 19 Dec 2022 - 31min
206 - Howzat?!
This weeks clips from 2019 feature me getting confused about cricket, having a fight with some callers, choosing a favourite song and comparing Jeremy Corbyn to a Star Wars character.
Mon, 12 Dec 2022 - 34min
205 - What's a nanny do?
This week's clips are from 2019 when we were staring at windmills, dreaming of island living, ruining Pink Floyd and I had an electricity crisis.
Mon, 05 Dec 2022 - 28min
204 - More Communist Tripe
We dance around the years in this one. Starting in 2020 for a little light conspiracy theorising, then back to 2019 for a road safety fail and I get a request, which sounds like a demand.
Mon, 28 Nov 2022 - 31min
203 - The loudest light
It was Autumn 2020 and a man picked fight about pubs, another honours list was announced, a lady had a controversial cure for the mad bat disease, we looked forward to an important announcement and noticed a household design fault.
Mon, 21 Nov 2022 - 30min